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Ok
FIRST
No
mtn dew
No
The bear was fighting for gamers until it's last breath.
A true gamer we need a friend like that bear who will agree
Its gonna take more than that to kill a bear he'll be back...
Respect to Baloo 😔👊
Dovahbear should avenge the fallen bear.
I vote to put a corporate bear in every game company.
Fake, A real Polish would've said Kurwa at least once every sentence
"No" and them kurwa
Your comment is fake. Kurwa was said twice by the bear. A real pole would've been able to comprehend it.
wcale nie.
this is true
@@dzikowy7 A wcale że kurwa tak
When I saw the bear, I was about to say they mistook the Polish for Russians, but then I remembered they literally had a bear soldier, he even was a corporal. God speed Wojtek.
You got it xD
Thanks pal, God speed to you too.
FOR WOJTEK
Wojtek, carrying artillery ammunition to the battlefield in World War II to defeat the Axis.
Imagine being outranked by a bear.
Man, if you think Cyberpunk's release was bad, just imagine if they'd asked Chernobog instead of Dažbog.
He wpuld make it pay to win.
@@Saurophaganax1931 so he's busy advising EA
God of death and decay right?
@@robertmatthews1298 god of evil and misfortune in general. Known as the black God.
Pretty sure wargaming already has him under contract
A moment of silence for Jakob the bear.. The only voice of reason.
Press F For Respect [F] :'(
@@sekoseko365 how can you say oops before you post the link or rather post the link at the same time as you say oops. I can’t say oops before I stab a bear with a pocket switch blade, and pretend it’s an “Accident”.
Smarter than your average bear, said Yogi and Boo-boo at his funeral. Lol.
Rip
Fun fact: most popular polish juice brand is called "Kubuś", which translates to "Jacob" and has a bear as a brand hero. I'm curious if the author knew this, or it's just a coincidence :)
"Hey! What's Polish culture like?"
"I dunno. Russian probably."
U get
No it's very patriotic and they hate russia
They rebel every time they can and are very religious I'm mean for real
They hat lgbtq or anything of that they love history and are very proud of their history
Being half polish I can tell you that is more like Italy and France.
They hv a similar base but completely different ways.
loved how the initial transition with dasbog's face shifting to a smile was so well done, wished they did it for all his changes and not just the first
It’s comical how quickly they threw their loyalty and trust down the drain with just 1 game
Gamers poked and prodded them to make the game quicker while they were working on crunch.
100 hours a week, every single month, and yet, after trying to develop a massive world simulation on practically no time (yes, even 10 years is not enough for such a large project!), all the gaming community did was laugh at them.
It's comical how some people don't understand how hard developing a game at this scale is.
Especially when under a strict deadline.
This game should've taken 3 more years to finish and polish - or even more! But, nope, gamers want it ASAP. The same thing happened with No Man's Sky. And look at it now, it's a perfectly fine game with all bugs ironed out. The same will happen with Cyberpunk.
Also, this animation is generalizing all Slavic people as Russians, which is, uh, not cool? That's like thinking all Asian people are Chinese.
@@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth Well, first of all, any gaming company that caves In to the demand of the consumers needs to grow a spine and tell the community with a firm fist that the game will be ready when it's ready. Also, it's a satirical cartoon. Accuracy is as good as nil here.
@@d.j.w2600 thats one of the best ways to lose money period. :)
@@lolilikedragons3528 Another way is to be an ass of a game developer studio and release a game still needing several years in the oven after caving to petty demands.
@@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth lmfao what the fuck are you talking about at the end? They did a slav accent, sorry that these two guys cant pull off a perfect imitation of every accent in the world.
The only one who tried to stand up for us fans was stabbed to death in CD Projekt Red's CEO office.
Farewell Yacob... you will be missed. :'(
The will of Dazhdbog is absolute
@@blackmonish Jacob
@@blackmonish or rather Jakub
świeć panie nad jego duszą
In the words of Eric Cartman, *“Kyle, you DON’T pre-order games! When you pre-order games you commit to paying for something some assholes in California haven’t even finished working on!”*
Pff, thats like evry other tursday... pls.
LOL no shit man. I haven't preordered a game in probably 6 years now... still see all these idiots doing it tho... but why? How the fuck have you guys not learned yet?? You all are allowing them to fuck you, and then you all cry that its broken and buggy. Whaaaat?
Wow Cartman truly is the voice of reason
@@ejcheli but... preorder bonus... skins...
Pre-orders used to mean something though. You used to get not only a decent game but some cool swag with pre-order. Anymore though yes, all pre-order means is you have given them guaranteed money so why do they need to work any harder to ensure they give you a working product?
Decided to look up Dazbog, just to see if they were joking. The design is really how he looks.
what is dazbog?
@@johnnzetrockk9404 Polish god of theirs.
Are we gonna ignore the hilarity of how they're all "sitting" at the table?
Just be glad they turned down the budget rap and hip hop music for the meeting so you could hear the dialog
That's how polish sit at a table, I don't see anything wierd about it
@@derrickmoses1507 that’s more a Russian thing. Never heard or seen any other Slav squatting,
@@ermac7636 I'm Russian, and I've never seen a Russian do it either, but hey ho
It's called the _Slavic Squat_ . It's totally a thing in slav-lands and it's a bit specific, I'm really happy I know enough Russian/Ulkrainian people to get this joke :D
“From my point of view, it looks like it just works.”
-Darth Todd Howard
Oops.
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
THEN YOU ARE LOST!
This is outragerous.
Uuh ohh FrOm My pOiNt Of ViEw..
At least riding around on Jackie's bike is kinda fun.
Until you hit something and realize the bike physics are identical to the car physics where you awkwardly bounce around.
Aaaanyway, some of the side quests have pretty alright stories.
Our only ally against this monstrosity was a bear.
The berserker bears
Bear with it
Hahaha
and that bear was
RUSSIA
Sadly the bear wasn't name Wojtek which would be much funnier
RIP Jacob, Nephew of Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs, you died trying to do the right thing but ended up as a new CD Projekt Red bearskin rug 😔
So hes full name would be Jacob Rau
project*
Jakob was our voice. And he died for it. He died for us.
Cyberpunk: I'm sorry
No man's sky: Don't be sorry, Be better
Beautiful from one shitty game year to another xd
@johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas bruh, no man's sky is actually fun, since when is it shit?
@johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas Your spelling is atrocious my dude.
Took No Man's Sky years. and they apologized too you dumb ass.
@@alexhobbs2209 when it first dropped it had no where near the content that was promised but now it's an amazing game
thank you jacob for your sacrifice
Bruh
why are you everywhere, are you ever not watching CZcams?
from a bear homie to another bear homie
*Jakob
@@WWIflyingace62 You haven't heard? They're an unemployed quadriplegic with a youtube addiction.
you guys crank out some of the best looking, best written, best voiced content on the web. hell you even make your commercials fun. strong work gents.
2/10, Warsaw is not depressing enough.
So very true.
Alright boys, the slav squat on the table was an excellent design decision.
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literal tears as soon as I see
I didn't get it, but then, it's Poles, so there.
Hahaha hahaha
Subscribe to airrack
omg, i just realized... the opening scene outside the building, where there's a tricycle with all the cars... it's for the damn bear!
Omg wow
Madagaskar 3
I see Galena
Cleverest easter egg, most observant eye
The detail 💀
I literally spent 10 minutes dying of laughter at the first guy. Then I saw everyone at the meeting. I don't know how I'm going to survive.
Although you mispelled basically every name and used Russian sterotyping instead of a Polish one, I still enjoyed watching this. Good job!
8/10, your Polish sky is not grey and depressing enough.
lmao in here it's also grey and depressing except for the summer though.
Accurate, I have been to multiple times Szczecin. I have never only seen the sun shine there.
I live in Łódź and i ve never seen such a beautiful sky as in this movie😥
@@ThePouit I have passed by Łódź, my condolences 🥲
Esp during winter. Summer on the other hand..
Only true management can be done in the squatting position. This is genius. 2021 is going to be a fun start with my team
Matsimus! Your presence was not expected here.
Matsimus! I love your channel dude! I'm a new sub.
Can you make a vid on DARPA?
What kind of content do you put out, Matsimus?
Slavs spend their entire lives squatting actually
@@birdofgrey6542 idk, BMW tends to make it hard to squat while drifting
I like that you put your ads at the end so I can just bail ASAP. You guys are the MVPs.
I screamed when they killed the bear, i can't even. lmfao
NOOOO SQUEAKY WHEEL!
NOOOO
rip
Can we start a gofundme to sage squeaky wheel, please?
Yeah, I know...poor Corporate 🐻.
nano what the fuck you doing here? they killed wojtek
We wouldn't be here if someone actually listened to the bear for once.
Oops.
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
Or the delay guy
He has soviet ancenscors thats why no one want listen to him
@@sekoseko365 Dude what have you got against the bear?
As a Polish man I would like to say that we in fact have an abiliy to sin in chairs and only some of us squat on the table
Honestly the part that I found funniest was the way they all did the "slav squat" the whole time.
"This could plunge Poland into 1,000 year darkness!"
There's never been light in Poland, silly!
there was, when it was reflecting from the shiny armors of the winged hussars.
@@TheWolvesCurse There was once another kind of armoured division in Poland but they weren't native
Poland Lithuania commenwelth
And also the fires in the 1930’s
@ox2cef poo
As a pole, this hit hard.
Thank you and please never stop making these cartoons.
Why are they standing on the table like that. Sorry I did not get it
@@ShadowMelt it's a stereotype that slavs love to squat and sit.
That's what she said
Slav squat.
@@ShadowMelt They squat we slavs do this and its easier to squat on table than rather on a chair
Nobody does ads I don't care to see like Tom. His emotional stunted dialogue cuts through the impatient barriers of my heart and keeps me watching every time. Blessed be his cold, black, redcoat English heart
Buys executive chairs, doesn’t use them
Refuses to elaborate
"No more evil, big boobied, Slav women," I died at that.
truly a tragedy
Ah. So THAT's what that meant. I was wondering why there were no big breasted women with big shlongs in this game. Both big boobs and big girth are signs of evil in Poland, and I guess their god and god of the sun, agrees.
@@AnotherCoyote The Pols are majority Catholic so I don't know where that sun idol thing comes from.
@@clydemarshall8095 resurgence of slavic paganism.
@@edzhus Most of that is bs.
"Poland will be covered in a 1000 year darkness"
*But what if we delay the darkness.*
-Dark Souls has entered the chat-
Eh, they Went thru it once, they can probably do it again.
@@Strykerx31 Exactly😂
As if it is not already :D
Musta-Krakish
Musta-Krakish
The time has come to awaken him
Musta-Krakish
Musta-Krakish
I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld
To bring forth this beast and
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Take the land, that must be taken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Devour worlds, smite forsaken
Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep
Break forth from your grave eternally
I command you to rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
Rise
I'm the conjurer of demons
I'm the father of your death
I bring forth the ancient evil
I control his every breath
I instigate your misfortune
With the birth of killing trolls
I awaken armageddon
Feeding on a thousand souls
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Awaken
Musta-Krakish (Musta)
Musta-Krakish (Musta)
Musta-Krakish (Musta)
Musta-Krakish (Musta)
Slav Squatting over the meeting table and wearing addidas. I fucking loved this so much.
This is truly hilarious! Well done!
10/10 Slav squat.
SARGON
Hey Carl
Hold up
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Sign my tiddy teats oh god emperor of CZcams liberty!
“Plunging Poland into 1000 years of darkness” that shit had me wheezing
another millenium, another 1000 years of darkness for Poland.
Yeah it's a quote from Joseph Goebbels, national socialist.
Its starded anyway
Everytime the bear gets shanked I can't help but laugh the way it done and delivery. One of my favorites
Me at 0:37: You've had such perfect opportunity to name bear Wojtek!
Me at 2:30: Oh, nevermind.
Press f in the chat this is sad
Q: Which bear is the best bear
A: Wojtek. it’s Wojtek
"No more evil, big booby slav women?"
*Jesus left the game.*
Bruh
Not really, in Poland we dont even have that much slav people
@@chologramlol3882 i know it was just for a joke ziomuś
Are you polish? Ty kurde, xd
@@chologramlol3882 nie no co ty żartowałem
Since when did you guys rebrand from making animated parodies to filming documentary videos?
If it was a documentary, it would’ve shown the employees being beaten to work faster and longer hours. Instead of just the bear death.
@@mr.kovboy7510 с таким-то дефицитом духовных скреп! Конечно же не умеют!
When’s ocoroids Trevor video
Since everyone is being so stupid or/and in denial about how garbage this game is. Someone had to step up to the plate.
Ever since you started making hololive Vtuber animations
Easily the funniest animation you guys have done
99 percent of CyberPunks effort is managing to put Keannu in it
"Jacob, grandson of the great soldier bear Wojtec of WW2 was found dead this morning just 15 yards from the front of poland economic center also known as CD Projekt Red. Together we mourn the end to his great family line and the hero within."
No child of Wojtec would die so easily. He lies in careful wait until justice can be wrought upon such cowardly deceit.
By Flashgitz standards, this is actually pretty tame.
I don't understand why are people watching this deplorable stuff. You literally give stupid people your money. They are making tones of money by being stupid instead of going to work.
@@user-mh2uj7ns6h Entertainment dude. Same as watching a tv show or going to the movie theater XD
@@adriansmith7730 Did you really call this entertainment?
@@user-mh2uj7ns6h Hey everyone likes different things, this type of satire might not be your cup of tea. I personally love south park ish type of comedy.
That's why we have an immense amount of genres in the entertainment industry.
@@adriansmith7730 This is not even close to the level of south park this is a type of a "comedy" fitting for a meth junkie from down the road, they've even applied Russian stereotypes to polish people, not only they are unfunny, but also lack basic geographic knowledge
When you slept through your geography lesson and you think Russia is Poland.
LOL true
Except that Poland was a state within the Soviet Union, which was Russian.
Russia even retains a part of "Poland" today.
Not to mention the Polish people come from the same genealogy as the Russians do, minus the Viking/Varangian ancestry, though the Prussian section of Poland would have the Viking ancestry as well.
Poland, at least a good section of it used to be Prussia/Germany, with Poland ruling the more inland part.
That land has been conquered and reconquered several times over the past couple thousand years.
Poland is both a hybridization of Germans/Goths and the Russians/Slavs, as well as having remnants of the pagan cultures that existed that up until the year 1200 AD when the Baltic Crusades occurred.
After which the Teutonic Order was founded, providing a place of refuge for the Knight's Templar after their expulsion from France, which is the origin of the day of Friday the 13th.
The Knight's Templar eventually became mercenaries, turning the country of Prussia into a nation of mercenaries, providing the backbone of Privateers during the Age of Piracy, using their ancient symbol of the Skull and Crossbones, as well as armies for the British during the revolutionary war, which was a Knight's Templar Civil War.
This Templar history is the reason for Poland's strong religious values.
The Polish part is more Slavic, whereas the Prussian part is more German, albeit most of the ethnic Germans were genocided there by the Soviets after WW2.
That is why most of the last names from Poland today seem more Slavic than German, when a century ago, it was probably just as common to see one or the other.
Sorry my autism is showing.
I thought all Slavs were the same and shared culture? Isn't that what Russia claims about Ukraine and the Baltics?
Pooland is nothing more than Russia 2.0
I live in this shit hole so I know.
That rat catcher thing isn't too far off from how some people get into the game dev business. Peter Moleneaux sold canned goods, other people are just Twitter spit posters.
Huh ......now I don't feel so bad about how I'm trying to make a game on quest 2
"Don't be sorry Be better"
-Kratos
Ok I'll be better
The snow is gae
Then he dabs and flosses in Fortnite.
Please don’t remind us of that heresy.
Is it bad i say this to my kids? 😆 lol
Immeasurably disappointed that the Bear was not named Wojtek.
Corporate 🐻.
Too many russian stereotypes in there ;p
For Polania
Would you live through losing another Wojtek?
Nah, Wojtek is his uncle.
"Hmmmmmmm????" KIIILLZZZ me every time XD XD XD, the voice and facial expression is absolutely perfect
Lol I love how they're sitting.
Cyberpunk players: Bugs bugs bugs... fix the damn bugs
Fallout fans: First time?
Mtn Dew
Yep
No mans sky:it'll work out....maybe
When people forget witcher 3 wasn't perfect out the gate
@@MtnDew4828 delicious
As a Pole I laughed my ass off! ... BUT...Not sure why everyone think we sound like Russians lol... we sound nothing like this
You gotta forgive them. People in the west really can't hear the difference between Slavic accents. Can't blame them.
They are r3-tard-ed. Imagine applying russian stereotypes to polish people. Only proves what's already known about americans.
@@user-mh2uj7ns6h they’re British
Edit: czcams.com/video/70nKRXU1L6c/video.html, this can be used to grasp the difference between how polish and russian sounds compared to one another, and yes a spongebob clip recommended to me at 3 am, in different languages helped immensely to understand why there was an onslaught of pissed poles in the comments
all slavs have this accent in english stop being butthurt janis
@@Roflmfaoftw your name says everything
How i wish Flashgitz could write some side stories for the game. That would be epic.
I was furious with the quality Cyberpunk 2077 launched with. But now I see that Poland was on the line, I can shed some gamer's sympathy towards Projekt Red
Fun fact: The dark god was actually speaking in ancient language known as Polish.
Dafuq is Polish? Dafuq would Poles in Poland speak that?
ok, there are some polish in it, but this isn't ancient slavic god. Many faces - ok. Many hands - hmm ok but only because they were looking at for sides of the word. This one is more like hindu god. Write "swietowit" in google graphic.
Czemu przedstawiono tam nas jako ruskie gopniki xd
Can you please translate.
@@kboid5919 I mean en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da%C5%BEbog#/media/File:Dadzbog.jpg
With this It becomes accurate
“On their last moments people show you who they really are”
Jacob:
The only one who stood up for us gamers.
He was a noble bear to bad that they did away with him.
I don’t think Jacob thought he would die that day.
"Test of a person's true value? Death - facing it, staring it down."
Holy shit I died laughing when he stabbed the bear! That made me laugh better than I have in years. Thank you for that
Dazbog at the end says somethink like ,, you heard my will "
Never in my life have I ever seen a squatting slav stab a bear because of an argument
Oops.
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
I am sorry, but your wording implies that you have seen them stab a bear for other reasons, and I am curious.
Me too. I only saw the police doing that because for some reason mayor's hates to see the bears eating garbage
They killed Jakob and threw his entire QnA team under the bus.
Jakob was the QnA team.
@@yazi7790 Rip Jakub.
“I see you’ve caught me in my harem”
What an epic chad
The trainer squeak when he went to stab the bear lmao XD
As a polish person, I can confirm that this is how every business meeting looks like in Poland
Like everyone is squatting like they are ready to poop, have a random bear, and a statue of the god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions?
With the state of this game, sounds convincing.
@@foxmccloudizsexy to my knowledge the people of eastern europe dont know how to stand so they squat like that
@@averagecoloniser4586 Turns out the bear is the only one that can sit on a chair properly.
@@foxmccloudizsexy The god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions ? no of course not !
Most corporation have crucifix for that .
I think that you live in difrent Poland then I do, this is closer to something from Russian company then Polish.
“What do you think, Dazbog god of the Sun and All Of Poland?”
Porenut: "Unintelligible ancient Slavic."
I think I understood it, here it goes:
"Lasy cukrowe i śmierć, biada, zapowiadam(?) biada tej ziemi nieczystej, jam jest Domien(?) Solaris, mą wolę usłyszeliście"
Translation:
"Reed forest and death, despair, I announce despair shall plunge this cursed land, I am Domien(?) Solaris, you've heard my will"
@@wragokumbaya Oh, so THAT’s what Dazbog wanted. Heheh.. good ol’ Dazbog.
@@wragokumbaya I think ther is "zatęchła" (musty) instead "zapowiadam"
Is it embarrassing that I literally looked up Dazbog after this video? 😂
this seems more like rusish than polish xD but it was soo funny to watch either way ^^ thank you Flashgitz, you are doing every time so good work!!
Holy shit I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a vid ... thank you Flashgitz and polan
Just for to bring the fact that jakob the bear was literally stabbes 7 times in less than 2 seconds. That man is the fastest stabber known in history.
@HiltOfBlades died to death he would've
Jacob is playing opossum. There is no way an European brown bear goes down to a handful of stiletto thrusts. Jacob will be back and won't allow the DLCs to suffer the same fate.
Nah thats normal with gopniks
@@giovanninistri546 I wont click on your ip grabber
he is an average polish male
After release: Poland economy gone, reduced to atoms.
If there was something
Oops.
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
spoilers:
it never existed
Poland's economy is shit. If you could See how much People are getting paid here compared to other countries in Europe or in USA - you will cry out of laughter.
@@WalterWhite-th7qu lol, you should also know that the cost of life is also far cheaper
Dazbog the god of the sun and poland is essentially the night mother from elder scrolls but to be fair his moral guidance is about as good as anything ive seen from people thus far. Dazbog says stay the course
I love the sneaker squeaks when dood shimmy’s over to stab Jakob the bear
When you're Polish and high off that The Witcher drug that's been going around.
Same
Fisstech
@@win8linux I didn't even think about that one!
I was thinking about the whole liscence.
... Also, fisstech is snorted, not injected.
It's brutal
Ghostrunner is also an amazing polish game but severely underrated. For those interested it’s like doom but you are a cyber ninja
This just reminds me of
"We're Sorry" - South Park
Oops.
czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html
Rubs nipples in circular motion furiously
@@yesiamawatermelon4126 couldnt say it better myself
As a Eastern European I can confirm we always have a bear in our meetings forced by the ministry.
Lmao I liked the video as soon as it cut to a corporate CEO doing the slav crouch.
"A thousand years of darkness for Poland"..
*Russian Empire, Austria and Prussia left the meeting*
Left the meeting? You mean JOINED the meeting. ;D
Dont forget the USSR.
Third Reich wants to know ur location
Can Sweden join the Chat?
@@gamebawesome no. Just nie przestań
I like how the auto translation doesn't even fucking try when the God of the Sun talks. It's just fucking _gone_
M8 i'm from poland and i understood one word from that xd
@@arturm6621 „cośtam Biada! Zatęchła biada tej ziemi nieczystej! Jam jest cośtam Solaris. Mą wolę usłyszeliście.”
@@janwajda5282 podziękowania widze że to tylko ja jestem głuchy
It's speaks polish, I only nderstood part of what dazbóg said but it's something along the lines of "death and decay be onto you" I don't know if he was for or against the plan doe
@@janwajda5282 ładnie ja tyle nawet niesczaiłem
Who wouldn't give Stanislavy a little delay?
I would.
I keep coming back to this mainly for Dazbog.
They had Jakob killed, for his ability to use furniture properly...savages.
More like gopniks
after that incident they added the word "RED" to CD Projekt to warn everyone who doesn't follow suit.
The way he turned to prison shank that bear killed me 😂😂😂😂
@D Link What a rotten way to die.
That is real commitment to the squat.
jpnewpic88.men
I love how even when they have a table and chairs they still sit around like a bunch of gopnics
The squatting slav bit really got me 😂😂😂
If anyone wondering what Dażbóg said, he said something along the lines:
"Death and woe, woe to this cursed land, couse I'm domi solaris my will you have heard"
dzienkuje.
thanks m8
Wait, what language was that?
@@angelrivera2748 Polish xd
@@verixsmelony7835 And here I am thinking it was some crazy ancient God language. :3
Best documentary I've ever seen. Magisterial.
I loved this one lol just how theyre squating on the table kills me
CD Projekt: this game sucks but we’re going to advertise it anyway
FlashGitz: this game sucks but we’re going to advertise it anyway
(You almost make me want to actually download mobile games with your sponsors lol)
You, as a Nazi trap, have more experience in false advertisement than anyone else, so I trust that assessment.
Good sir.. err ma’am? Err ehm uhm???? Whatever when will be your next videos for your awesome gun reload in real life gonna be coming?
Raid Shadow Legends was alright for a bit but after i beat the campaign it was like...................well what now?
You're that guy who makes reload videos with toy guns
Bruh
1:46 just realized that Dazbog is holding a Szabla in his right hand, a typical polish saber. Nice atention to detail...
Saber come to Poland from east. High performance against turban was very useful on east border.
@@wojciechkuske242
"Koń turek
Chłop mazurek
Czapka magierka
Szabla węgierka"
Wow! From Hungary, it's east indeed!
Jesusless...
Well, you know, aside from the _minor_ detail Polish paganism had died out like 500 plus years before that particular sword design came came into use there...
>Nice atention to detail...
Only thing they got right, unlike russian accent and squats:)
@@B1SCOOP Przykuc nie jest ekskluzywny dla Rosji. W końcu nazywa się go słowiańskim, a nie rosyjskim.
I like how two guys voice almost all the characters. These guys are the next Rick and morty
Squatting, Adidas shoes, bears, stabbing a bear with a switch knife, Dasbog god of the sun and all of Poland...
Yep, it's Poland alright...
It's actually Russia, but Americans get a special passs (for "special" people)
@@user-mh2uj7ns6h ? You know the creators are british
I don't know why Russian was shown. This is a Polish game.
Really? Nobody noticed how it's dark and gloomily at the very begin of the video? Image of Poland like from a meme d-art.ppstatic.pl/kadry/k/r/1/40/97/5dc906ff4281e_o_full.jpg
@@hehenoelo4858 zajebisty mem:)
"anymore delays and there's no more poland"
fortnite: write that down, write that down!
@Cameron back during chapter 2 season 2 there were like a million delays before season 3
@@_Lower_Quality_ oh yeah
Read that right when he said that lol
Worst joke of 2020
Flashgitz: Rightfully throws shade at a gaming company for ripping off their customer.
Also Flashgitz: Advertises a mobile game
"Before game dev job I was humble rat catcher! I cannot go back!"
I literally yelled "oh no" when Jacob got shanked man. IT'S HARAMBE ALL OVER AGAIN!
Jakob (Based on wojtek a bear that served in polish army)
*Harambear
Why did i get shanked again?
lmao!!
Yo that was the funniest fucking part 🤣 🤣
P.s I wish he chosen his words wisely also tho