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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  Před 3 lety +2719

    Download War Robots for free on your mobile device clcr.me/WR_Flashgitz ! New players will get an armored robot with a unique skin, 100 gold and 50,000 silver. Get an extra-bonus of HARD FLAMETHROWER “Ember” before 30th, January. Hurry up!

  • @slimjimsanji232
    @slimjimsanji232 Před 3 lety +2862

    The bear was fighting for gamers until it's last breath.

    • @ghostmaker8363
      @ghostmaker8363 Před 3 lety +95

      A true gamer we need a friend like that bear who will agree

    • @seanmcdaniel2832
      @seanmcdaniel2832 Před 3 lety +51

      Its gonna take more than that to kill a bear he'll be back...

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 Před 3 lety +14

      Respect to Baloo 😔👊

    • @lionelwhiskerknot
      @lionelwhiskerknot Před 3 lety +29

      Dovahbear should avenge the fallen bear.

    • @j.j.9511
      @j.j.9511 Před 3 lety +15

      I vote to put a corporate bear in every game company.

  • @nomada1468
    @nomada1468 Před 3 lety +2629

    Fake, A real Polish would've said Kurwa at least once every sentence

    • @russakes1
      @russakes1 Před 3 lety +58

      "No" and them kurwa

    • @papazoulou9326
      @papazoulou9326 Před 3 lety +137

      Your comment is fake. Kurwa was said twice by the bear. A real pole would've been able to comprehend it.

    • @dzikowy7
      @dzikowy7 Před 3 lety +7

      wcale nie.

    • @golagiswatchingyou2966
      @golagiswatchingyou2966 Před 3 lety

      this is true

    • @oaa5820
      @oaa5820 Před 3 lety +8

      @@dzikowy7 A wcale że kurwa tak

  • @jahjah7940
    @jahjah7940 Před 2 lety +2944

    When I saw the bear, I was about to say they mistook the Polish for Russians, but then I remembered they literally had a bear soldier, he even was a corporal. God speed Wojtek.

  • @Blake_Stone
    @Blake_Stone Před 3 lety +1245

    Man, if you think Cyberpunk's release was bad, just imagine if they'd asked Chernobog instead of Dažbog.

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 Před 3 lety +72

      He wpuld make it pay to win.

    • @kadmuspl830
      @kadmuspl830 Před 2 lety +94

      @@Saurophaganax1931 so he's busy advising EA

    • @robertmatthews1298
      @robertmatthews1298 Před 2 lety +17

      God of death and decay right?

    • @Saurophaganax1931
      @Saurophaganax1931 Před 2 lety +51

      @@robertmatthews1298 god of evil and misfortune in general. Known as the black God.

    • @bondzy185
      @bondzy185 Před 2 lety +15

      Pretty sure wargaming already has him under contract

  • @j.j.9511
    @j.j.9511 Před 3 lety +11412

    A moment of silence for Jakob the bear.. The only voice of reason.

    • @victorruiz7862
      @victorruiz7862 Před 3 lety +243

      Press F For Respect [F] :'(

    • @something7986
      @something7986 Před 3 lety +96

      @@sekoseko365 how can you say oops before you post the link or rather post the link at the same time as you say oops. I can’t say oops before I stab a bear with a pocket switch blade, and pretend it’s an “Accident”.

    • @roddprime
      @roddprime Před 3 lety +98

      Smarter than your average bear, said Yogi and Boo-boo at his funeral. Lol.

    • @itsyaboiherman
      @itsyaboiherman Před 3 lety +10

      Rip

    • @Blyfycyfyfyf
      @Blyfycyfyfyf Před 3 lety +79

      Fun fact: most popular polish juice brand is called "Kubuś", which translates to "Jacob" and has a bear as a brand hero. I'm curious if the author knew this, or it's just a coincidence :)

  • @UserName-eb9oy
    @UserName-eb9oy Před 3 lety +3502

    "Hey! What's Polish culture like?"
    "I dunno. Russian probably."

    • @velesmudri4533
      @velesmudri4533 Před 3 lety +43

      U get

    • @daftspecial2072
      @daftspecial2072 Před 3 lety +284

      No it's very patriotic and they hate russia

    • @daftspecial2072
      @daftspecial2072 Před 3 lety +167

      They rebel every time they can and are very religious I'm mean for real

    • @daftspecial2072
      @daftspecial2072 Před 3 lety +125

      They hat lgbtq or anything of that they love history and are very proud of their history

    • @piotrcarafa7993
      @piotrcarafa7993 Před 3 lety +117

      Being half polish I can tell you that is more like Italy and France.
      They hv a similar base but completely different ways.

  • @ph-1012
    @ph-1012 Před rokem +131

    loved how the initial transition with dasbog's face shifting to a smile was so well done, wished they did it for all his changes and not just the first

  • @benlastname7154
    @benlastname7154 Před 3 lety +416

    It’s comical how quickly they threw their loyalty and trust down the drain with just 1 game

    • @rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth
      @rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth Před 3 lety +34

      Gamers poked and prodded them to make the game quicker while they were working on crunch.
      100 hours a week, every single month, and yet, after trying to develop a massive world simulation on practically no time (yes, even 10 years is not enough for such a large project!), all the gaming community did was laugh at them.
      It's comical how some people don't understand how hard developing a game at this scale is.
      Especially when under a strict deadline.
      This game should've taken 3 more years to finish and polish - or even more! But, nope, gamers want it ASAP. The same thing happened with No Man's Sky. And look at it now, it's a perfectly fine game with all bugs ironed out. The same will happen with Cyberpunk.
      Also, this animation is generalizing all Slavic people as Russians, which is, uh, not cool? That's like thinking all Asian people are Chinese.

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 Před 3 lety +98

      @@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth Well, first of all, any gaming company that caves In to the demand of the consumers needs to grow a spine and tell the community with a firm fist that the game will be ready when it's ready. Also, it's a satirical cartoon. Accuracy is as good as nil here.

    • @lolilikedragons3528
      @lolilikedragons3528 Před 2 lety +5

      @@d.j.w2600 thats one of the best ways to lose money period. :)

    • @d.j.w2600
      @d.j.w2600 Před 2 lety +40

      @@lolilikedragons3528 Another way is to be an ass of a game developer studio and release a game still needing several years in the oven after caving to petty demands.

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername Před 2 lety +17

      @@rergeryretyretyertyerhbrthrth lmfao what the fuck are you talking about at the end? They did a slav accent, sorry that these two guys cant pull off a perfect imitation of every accent in the world.

  • @sethmeek941
    @sethmeek941 Před 3 lety +1972

    The only one who tried to stand up for us fans was stabbed to death in CD Projekt Red's CEO office.

  • @FrankMontes24
    @FrankMontes24 Před 3 lety +478

    In the words of Eric Cartman, *“Kyle, you DON’T pre-order games! When you pre-order games you commit to paying for something some assholes in California haven’t even finished working on!”*

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag Před 3 lety +3

      Pff, thats like evry other tursday... pls.

    • @ejcheli
      @ejcheli Před 3 lety +30

      LOL no shit man. I haven't preordered a game in probably 6 years now... still see all these idiots doing it tho... but why? How the fuck have you guys not learned yet?? You all are allowing them to fuck you, and then you all cry that its broken and buggy. Whaaaat?

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 Před 3 lety +2

      Wow Cartman truly is the voice of reason

    • @ace_v2905
      @ace_v2905 Před 3 lety +1

      @@ejcheli but... preorder bonus... skins...

    • @Victorblud
      @Victorblud Před 3 lety +1

      Pre-orders used to mean something though. You used to get not only a decent game but some cool swag with pre-order. Anymore though yes, all pre-order means is you have given them guaranteed money so why do they need to work any harder to ensure they give you a working product?

  • @datemasamune2904
    @datemasamune2904 Před 3 lety +90

    Decided to look up Dazbog, just to see if they were joking. The design is really how he looks.

  • @rturae
    @rturae Před 3 lety +199

    Are we gonna ignore the hilarity of how they're all "sitting" at the table?

    • @papajavaleri
      @papajavaleri Před 2 lety +11

      Just be glad they turned down the budget rap and hip hop music for the meeting so you could hear the dialog

    • @derrickmoses1507
      @derrickmoses1507 Před 2 lety +16

      That's how polish sit at a table, I don't see anything wierd about it

    • @ermac7636
      @ermac7636 Před 2 lety +4

      @@derrickmoses1507 that’s more a Russian thing. Never heard or seen any other Slav squatting,

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini Před rokem +4

      @@ermac7636 I'm Russian, and I've never seen a Russian do it either, but hey ho

    • @vice.nor.virtue
      @vice.nor.virtue Před rokem +6

      It's called the _Slavic Squat_ . It's totally a thing in slav-lands and it's a bit specific, I'm really happy I know enough Russian/Ulkrainian people to get this joke :D

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio Před 3 lety +806

    “From my point of view, it looks like it just works.”
    -Darth Todd Howard

    • @sekoseko365
      @sekoseko365 Před 3 lety

      Oops.
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 Před 3 lety +13

      THEN YOU ARE LOST!

    • @WalterWhite-th7qu
      @WalterWhite-th7qu Před 3 lety

      This is outragerous.

    • @Peca.kaspic
      @Peca.kaspic Před 3 lety +2

      Uuh ohh FrOm My pOiNt Of ViEw..

    • @DruidEnjoyer
      @DruidEnjoyer Před 3 lety +1

      At least riding around on Jackie's bike is kinda fun.
      Until you hit something and realize the bike physics are identical to the car physics where you awkwardly bounce around.
      Aaaanyway, some of the side quests have pretty alright stories.

  • @highestinthedeck
    @highestinthedeck Před 3 lety +5133

    Our only ally against this monstrosity was a bear.

  • @zachbuerger4016
    @zachbuerger4016 Před 3 lety +88

    RIP Jacob, Nephew of Polish Minister of Foreign Affairs, you died trying to do the right thing but ended up as a new CD Projekt Red bearskin rug 😔

  • @john-fi2ni
    @john-fi2ni Před 3 lety +30

    Jakob was our voice. And he died for it. He died for us.

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 Před 3 lety +2350

    Cyberpunk: I'm sorry
    No man's sky: Don't be sorry, Be better

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 Před 3 lety +71

      Beautiful from one shitty game year to another xd

    • @alexhobbs2209
      @alexhobbs2209 Před 3 lety +121

      @johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas bruh, no man's sky is actually fun, since when is it shit?

    • @insanitypal5929
      @insanitypal5929 Před 3 lety +30

      @johan alejandro Cazador de piñas diabolicas Your spelling is atrocious my dude.

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 Před 3 lety +48

      Took No Man's Sky years. and they apologized too you dumb ass.

    • @kvngzerohd1648
      @kvngzerohd1648 Před 3 lety +64

      @@alexhobbs2209 when it first dropped it had no where near the content that was promised but now it's an amazing game

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek Před 3 lety +3789

    thank you jacob for your sacrifice

    • @sp33dyg29
      @sp33dyg29 Před 3 lety +16

      Bruh

    • @WWIflyingace62
      @WWIflyingace62 Před 3 lety +10

      why are you everywhere, are you ever not watching CZcams?

    • @riodacres2982
      @riodacres2982 Před 3 lety +20

      from a bear homie to another bear homie

    • @evanmoore1508
      @evanmoore1508 Před 3 lety +10

      *Jakob

    • @olacheney703
      @olacheney703 Před 3 lety +2

      @@WWIflyingace62 You haven't heard? They're an unemployed quadriplegic with a youtube addiction.

  • @jamessummers6366
    @jamessummers6366 Před 3 lety +38

    you guys crank out some of the best looking, best written, best voiced content on the web. hell you even make your commercials fun. strong work gents.

  • @WiidLover
    @WiidLover Před 3 lety +138

    2/10, Warsaw is not depressing enough.

  • @marcelleroux9172
    @marcelleroux9172 Před 3 lety +2697

    Alright boys, the slav squat on the table was an excellent design decision.

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 Před 3 lety +1088

    omg, i just realized... the opening scene outside the building, where there's a tricycle with all the cars... it's for the damn bear!

  • @WesternWhiteWolf
    @WesternWhiteWolf Před 2 lety +9

    I literally spent 10 minutes dying of laughter at the first guy. Then I saw everyone at the meeting. I don't know how I'm going to survive.

  • @XtremeMaran
    @XtremeMaran Před 2 lety +9

    Although you mispelled basically every name and used Russian sterotyping instead of a Polish one, I still enjoyed watching this. Good job!

  • @cybernetic_crocodile8462
    @cybernetic_crocodile8462 Před 3 lety +4854

    8/10, your Polish sky is not grey and depressing enough.

    • @Immolator772
      @Immolator772 Před 3 lety +54

      lmao in here it's also grey and depressing except for the summer though.

    • @juangabriel123ify
      @juangabriel123ify Před 3 lety +29

      Accurate, I have been to multiple times Szczecin. I have never only seen the sun shine there.

    • @ThePouit
      @ThePouit Před 3 lety +32

      I live in Łódź and i ve never seen such a beautiful sky as in this movie😥

    • @juangabriel123ify
      @juangabriel123ify Před 3 lety +16

      @@ThePouit I have passed by Łódź, my condolences 🥲

    • @AlexKalicinski
      @AlexKalicinski Před 3 lety +7

      Esp during winter. Summer on the other hand..

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ Před 3 lety +10568

    Only true management can be done in the squatting position. This is genius. 2021 is going to be a fun start with my team

    • @JohnSmith-fd5un
      @JohnSmith-fd5un Před 3 lety +107

      Matsimus! Your presence was not expected here.

    • @stayfrosty8470
      @stayfrosty8470 Před 3 lety +42

      Matsimus! I love your channel dude! I'm a new sub.
      Can you make a vid on DARPA?

    • @joshangel3585
      @joshangel3585 Před 3 lety +8

      What kind of content do you put out, Matsimus?

    • @birdofgrey6542
      @birdofgrey6542 Před 3 lety +17

      Slavs spend their entire lives squatting actually

    • @rya3190
      @rya3190 Před 3 lety +9

      @@birdofgrey6542 idk, BMW tends to make it hard to squat while drifting

  • @JuicyMcGibblets
    @JuicyMcGibblets Před 3 lety

    I like that you put your ads at the end so I can just bail ASAP. You guys are the MVPs.

  • @zzz181085
    @zzz181085 Před 3 lety +7

    I screamed when they killed the bear, i can't even. lmfao

  • @Nanoytgaming
    @Nanoytgaming Před 3 lety +4057

    NOOOO SQUEAKY WHEEL!

  • @eggmancorp
    @eggmancorp Před 3 lety +608

    We wouldn't be here if someone actually listened to the bear for once.

  • @panfranek7969
    @panfranek7969 Před rokem +5

    As a Polish man I would like to say that we in fact have an abiliy to sin in chairs and only some of us squat on the table

  • @donskiver
    @donskiver Před 3 lety +2

    Honestly the part that I found funniest was the way they all did the "slav squat" the whole time.

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 Před 3 lety +4311

    "This could plunge Poland into 1,000 year darkness!"
    There's never been light in Poland, silly!

    • @TheWolvesCurse
      @TheWolvesCurse Před 3 lety +230

      there was, when it was reflecting from the shiny armors of the winged hussars.

    • @joebennett9422
      @joebennett9422 Před 3 lety +61

      @@TheWolvesCurse There was once another kind of armoured division in Poland but they weren't native

    • @youroverlord8226
      @youroverlord8226 Před 3 lety +7

      Poland Lithuania commenwelth

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 Před 3 lety +9

      And also the fires in the 1930’s

    • @sirdorkster
      @sirdorkster Před 3 lety +2

      @ox2cef poo

  • @CarMighty
    @CarMighty Před 3 lety +7432

    As a pole, this hit hard.
    Thank you and please never stop making these cartoons.

    • @ShadowMelt
      @ShadowMelt Před 3 lety +61

      Why are they standing on the table like that. Sorry I did not get it

    • @harshsharma03
      @harshsharma03 Před 3 lety +292

      @@ShadowMelt it's a stereotype that slavs love to squat and sit.

    • @frickin3
      @frickin3 Před 3 lety +20

      That's what she said

    • @dutchvanderlinde5511
      @dutchvanderlinde5511 Před 3 lety +51

      Slav squat.

    • @krywer474
      @krywer474 Před 3 lety +83

      @@ShadowMelt They squat we slavs do this and its easier to squat on table than rather on a chair

  • @retaliaterguitar2
    @retaliaterguitar2 Před 2 lety +2

    Nobody does ads I don't care to see like Tom. His emotional stunted dialogue cuts through the impatient barriers of my heart and keeps me watching every time. Blessed be his cold, black, redcoat English heart

  • @carved6749
    @carved6749 Před 2 lety +3

    Buys executive chairs, doesn’t use them
    Refuses to elaborate

  • @clydemarshall8095
    @clydemarshall8095 Před 3 lety +1146

    "No more evil, big boobied, Slav women," I died at that.

    • @Ladazotz
      @Ladazotz Před 3 lety +9

      truly a tragedy

    • @AnotherCoyote
      @AnotherCoyote Před 3 lety +14

      Ah. So THAT's what that meant. I was wondering why there were no big breasted women with big shlongs in this game. Both big boobs and big girth are signs of evil in Poland, and I guess their god and god of the sun, agrees.

    • @clydemarshall8095
      @clydemarshall8095 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AnotherCoyote The Pols are majority Catholic so I don't know where that sun idol thing comes from.

    • @edzhus
      @edzhus Před 3 lety +17

      @@clydemarshall8095 resurgence of slavic paganism.

    • @Galahad_Du_Lac
      @Galahad_Du_Lac Před 3 lety +1

      @@edzhus Most of that is bs.

  • @patrickprins9557
    @patrickprins9557 Před 3 lety +791

    "Poland will be covered in a 1000 year darkness"
    *But what if we delay the darkness.*

    • @Whimmery
      @Whimmery Před 3 lety +37

      -Dark Souls has entered the chat-

    • @Strykerx31
      @Strykerx31 Před 3 lety +14

      Eh, they Went thru it once, they can probably do it again.

    • @patrickprins9557
      @patrickprins9557 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Strykerx31 Exactly😂

    • @martinpiekarski1512
      @martinpiekarski1512 Před 3 lety

      As if it is not already :D

    • @shadbird8772
      @shadbird8772 Před 3 lety +2

      Musta-Krakish
      Musta-Krakish
      The time has come to awaken him
      Musta-Krakish
      Musta-Krakish
      I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld
      To bring forth this beast and
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Take the land, that must be taken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Devour worlds, smite forsaken
      Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep
      Break forth from your grave eternally
      I command you to rise
      Rise
      Rise
      Rise
      Rise
      Rise
      Rise
      Rise
      I'm the conjurer of demons
      I'm the father of your death
      I bring forth the ancient evil
      I control his every breath
      I instigate your misfortune
      With the birth of killing trolls
      I awaken armageddon
      Feeding on a thousand souls
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Awaken
      Musta-Krakish (Musta)
      Musta-Krakish (Musta)
      Musta-Krakish (Musta)
      Musta-Krakish (Musta)

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 Před 2 lety +3

    Slav Squatting over the meeting table and wearing addidas. I fucking loved this so much.

  • @RevanJJ
    @RevanJJ Před 3 lety +1

    This is truly hilarious! Well done!

  • @AkkadDaily
    @AkkadDaily Před 3 lety +7981

    10/10 Slav squat.

  • @scottberry1073
    @scottberry1073 Před 3 lety +683

    “Plunging Poland into 1000 years of darkness” that shit had me wheezing

    • @RB-mm7ce
      @RB-mm7ce Před 3 lety +4

      another millenium, another 1000 years of darkness for Poland.

    • @AleXoEx0
      @AleXoEx0 Před 3 lety

      Yeah it's a quote from Joseph Goebbels, national socialist.

    • @Pozytyw222
      @Pozytyw222 Před 3 lety

      Its starded anyway

  • @JakeSibley-ql9sq
    @JakeSibley-ql9sq Před rokem

    Everytime the bear gets shanked I can't help but laugh the way it done and delivery. One of my favorites

  • @B1SCOOP
    @B1SCOOP Před 3 lety +36

    Me at 0:37: You've had such perfect opportunity to name bear Wojtek!
    Me at 2:30: Oh, nevermind.

  • @czski
    @czski Před 3 lety +798

    "No more evil, big booby slav women?"
    *Jesus left the game.*

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 Před 3 lety +3

      Bruh

    • @chologramlol3882
      @chologramlol3882 Před 3 lety +11

      Not really, in Poland we dont even have that much slav people

    • @czski
      @czski Před 3 lety +4

      @@chologramlol3882 i know it was just for a joke ziomuś

    • @chologramlol3882
      @chologramlol3882 Před 3 lety +2

      Are you polish? Ty kurde, xd

    • @czski
      @czski Před 3 lety +2

      @@chologramlol3882 nie no co ty żartowałem

  • @DuDuLtv
    @DuDuLtv Před 3 lety +16135

    Since when did you guys rebrand from making animated parodies to filming documentary videos?

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 Před 3 lety +249

      If it was a documentary, it would’ve shown the employees being beaten to work faster and longer hours. Instead of just the bear death.

    • @mehtWPD
      @mehtWPD Před 3 lety +5

      @@mr.kovboy7510 с таким-то дефицитом духовных скреп! Конечно же не умеют!

    • @DifficultCombat
      @DifficultCombat Před 3 lety +5

      When’s ocoroids Trevor video

    • @LyaksandraB
      @LyaksandraB Před 3 lety +40

      Since everyone is being so stupid or/and in denial about how garbage this game is. Someone had to step up to the plate.

    • @Skymoc4
      @Skymoc4 Před 3 lety +3

      Ever since you started making hololive Vtuber animations

  • @rogueisded
    @rogueisded Před 2 lety +2

    Easily the funniest animation you guys have done

  • @awooga_gamer
    @awooga_gamer Před 3 lety +4

    99 percent of CyberPunks effort is managing to put Keannu in it

  • @Wardenclyffe2302
    @Wardenclyffe2302 Před 3 lety +276

    "Jacob, grandson of the great soldier bear Wojtec of WW2 was found dead this morning just 15 yards from the front of poland economic center also known as CD Projekt Red. Together we mourn the end to his great family line and the hero within."

    • @sctumminello
      @sctumminello Před 3 lety +13

      No child of Wojtec would die so easily. He lies in careful wait until justice can be wrought upon such cowardly deceit.

  • @jorgevazqueziii7863
    @jorgevazqueziii7863 Před 3 lety +4449

    By Flashgitz standards, this is actually pretty tame.

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 3 lety +13

      I don't understand why are people watching this deplorable stuff. You literally give stupid people your money. They are making tones of money by being stupid instead of going to work.

    • @adriansmith7730
      @adriansmith7730 Před 3 lety +264

      @@user-mh2uj7ns6h Entertainment dude. Same as watching a tv show or going to the movie theater XD

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 3 lety +2

      @@adriansmith7730 Did you really call this entertainment?

    • @adriansmith7730
      @adriansmith7730 Před 3 lety +183

      @@user-mh2uj7ns6h Hey everyone likes different things, this type of satire might not be your cup of tea. I personally love south park ish type of comedy.
      That's why we have an immense amount of genres in the entertainment industry.

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 3 lety +7

      @@adriansmith7730 This is not even close to the level of south park this is a type of a "comedy" fitting for a meth junkie from down the road, they've even applied Russian stereotypes to polish people, not only they are unfunny, but also lack basic geographic knowledge

  • @OneLukaszZielinski
    @OneLukaszZielinski Před 3 lety +59

    When you slept through your geography lesson and you think Russia is Poland.

    • @qu8232
      @qu8232 Před 2 lety +1

      LOL true

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa Před 2 lety +1

      Except that Poland was a state within the Soviet Union, which was Russian.
      Russia even retains a part of "Poland" today.
      Not to mention the Polish people come from the same genealogy as the Russians do, minus the Viking/Varangian ancestry, though the Prussian section of Poland would have the Viking ancestry as well.
      Poland, at least a good section of it used to be Prussia/Germany, with Poland ruling the more inland part.
      That land has been conquered and reconquered several times over the past couple thousand years.
      Poland is both a hybridization of Germans/Goths and the Russians/Slavs, as well as having remnants of the pagan cultures that existed that up until the year 1200 AD when the Baltic Crusades occurred.
      After which the Teutonic Order was founded, providing a place of refuge for the Knight's Templar after their expulsion from France, which is the origin of the day of Friday the 13th.
      The Knight's Templar eventually became mercenaries, turning the country of Prussia into a nation of mercenaries, providing the backbone of Privateers during the Age of Piracy, using their ancient symbol of the Skull and Crossbones, as well as armies for the British during the revolutionary war, which was a Knight's Templar Civil War.
      This Templar history is the reason for Poland's strong religious values.
      The Polish part is more Slavic, whereas the Prussian part is more German, albeit most of the ethnic Germans were genocided there by the Soviets after WW2.
      That is why most of the last names from Poland today seem more Slavic than German, when a century ago, it was probably just as common to see one or the other.
      Sorry my autism is showing.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Před 2 lety

      I thought all Slavs were the same and shared culture? Isn't that what Russia claims about Ukraine and the Baltics?

    • @Cosm1c_69
      @Cosm1c_69 Před rokem

      Pooland is nothing more than Russia 2.0
      I live in this shit hole so I know.

  • @gamesthatiplay9083
    @gamesthatiplay9083 Před 2 lety +8

    That rat catcher thing isn't too far off from how some people get into the game dev business. Peter Moleneaux sold canned goods, other people are just Twitter spit posters.

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 Před rokem

      Huh ......now I don't feel so bad about how I'm trying to make a game on quest 2

  • @fuentesjuanjose90
    @fuentesjuanjose90 Před 3 lety +984

    "Don't be sorry Be better"
    -Kratos

  • @Gala-yp8nx
    @Gala-yp8nx Před 3 lety +1553

    Immeasurably disappointed that the Bear was not named Wojtek.

  • @NathanSifuGaming
    @NathanSifuGaming Před 2 lety +1

    "Hmmmmmmm????" KIIILLZZZ me every time XD XD XD, the voice and facial expression is absolutely perfect

  • @daniellereid8759
    @daniellereid8759 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Lol I love how they're sitting.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 3 lety +879

    Cyberpunk players: Bugs bugs bugs... fix the damn bugs
    Fallout fans: First time?

  • @TopeREC
    @TopeREC Před 3 lety +7709

    As a Pole I laughed my ass off! ... BUT...Not sure why everyone think we sound like Russians lol... we sound nothing like this

    • @viktor7712
      @viktor7712 Před 3 lety +1345

      You gotta forgive them. People in the west really can't hear the difference between Slavic accents. Can't blame them.

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 3 lety +378

      They are r3-tard-ed. Imagine applying russian stereotypes to polish people. Only proves what's already known about americans.

    • @nuclearphantom4588
      @nuclearphantom4588 Před 3 lety +743

      @@user-mh2uj7ns6h they’re British
      Edit: czcams.com/video/70nKRXU1L6c/video.html, this can be used to grasp the difference between how polish and russian sounds compared to one another, and yes a spongebob clip recommended to me at 3 am, in different languages helped immensely to understand why there was an onslaught of pissed poles in the comments

    • @Roflmfaoftw
      @Roflmfaoftw Před 3 lety +502

      all slavs have this accent in english stop being butthurt janis

    • @TopeREC
      @TopeREC Před 3 lety +66

      @@Roflmfaoftw your name says everything

  • @lowrater
    @lowrater Před 2 lety +7

    How i wish Flashgitz could write some side stories for the game. That would be epic.

  • @mylo9116
    @mylo9116 Před rokem +5

    I was furious with the quality Cyberpunk 2077 launched with. But now I see that Poland was on the line, I can shed some gamer's sympathy towards Projekt Red

  • @grubybysior8635
    @grubybysior8635 Před 3 lety +201

    Fun fact: The dark god was actually speaking in ancient language known as Polish.

    • @curts7801
      @curts7801 Před 3 lety +8

      Dafuq is Polish? Dafuq would Poles in Poland speak that?

    • @kboid5919
      @kboid5919 Před 3 lety +3

      ok, there are some polish in it, but this isn't ancient slavic god. Many faces - ok. Many hands - hmm ok but only because they were looking at for sides of the word. This one is more like hindu god. Write "swietowit" in google graphic.

    • @kubakolankowski8394
      @kubakolankowski8394 Před 3 lety +9

      Czemu przedstawiono tam nas jako ruskie gopniki xd

    • @apex2000
      @apex2000 Před 3 lety

      Can you please translate.

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 Před 3 lety +4

      @@kboid5919 I mean en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Da%C5%BEbog#/media/File:Dadzbog.jpg
      With this It becomes accurate

  • @mclekfkeiwdisidido6858
    @mclekfkeiwdisidido6858 Před 3 lety +1837

    “On their last moments people show you who they really are”
    Jacob:

    • @hewhomustnotbenamed5912
      @hewhomustnotbenamed5912 Před 3 lety +109

      The only one who stood up for us gamers.

    • @jesseslagg29
      @jesseslagg29 Před 3 lety +49

      He was a noble bear to bad that they did away with him.

    • @Buffaloguy01
      @Buffaloguy01 Před rokem +1

      I don’t think Jacob thought he would die that day.

    • @KhoaLe-uc2ny
      @KhoaLe-uc2ny Před 7 měsíci

      "Test of a person's true value? Death - facing it, staring it down."

  • @johnnyo9957
    @johnnyo9957 Před 3 lety +1

    Holy shit I died laughing when he stabbed the bear! That made me laugh better than I have in years. Thank you for that

  • @panbutelka9355
    @panbutelka9355 Před 3 lety +2

    Dazbog at the end says somethink like ,, you heard my will "

  • @mrgameboy5727
    @mrgameboy5727 Před 3 lety +245

    Never in my life have I ever seen a squatting slav stab a bear because of an argument

    • @sekoseko365
      @sekoseko365 Před 3 lety

      Oops.
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @rudolfmorvai5824
      @rudolfmorvai5824 Před 3 lety +14

      I am sorry, but your wording implies that you have seen them stab a bear for other reasons, and I am curious.

    • @bandvitromania9642
      @bandvitromania9642 Před 3 lety +1

      Me too. I only saw the police doing that because for some reason mayor's hates to see the bears eating garbage

  • @pbacon95
    @pbacon95 Před 3 lety +742

    They killed Jakob and threw his entire QnA team under the bus.

  • @Bonetrousle
    @Bonetrousle Před 3 lety +4

    “I see you’ve caught me in my harem”
    What an epic chad

  • @XUnholyMusicianX
    @XUnholyMusicianX Před 2 lety +3

    The trainer squeak when he went to stab the bear lmao XD

  • @seq3128
    @seq3128 Před 3 lety +4186

    As a polish person, I can confirm that this is how every business meeting looks like in Poland

    • @foxmccloudizsexy
      @foxmccloudizsexy Před 3 lety +145

      Like everyone is squatting like they are ready to poop, have a random bear, and a statue of the god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions?
      With the state of this game, sounds convincing.

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 Před 3 lety +72

      @@foxmccloudizsexy to my knowledge the people of eastern europe dont know how to stand so they squat like that

    • @foxmccloudizsexy
      @foxmccloudizsexy Před 3 lety +72

      @@averagecoloniser4586 Turns out the bear is the only one that can sit on a chair properly.

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 Před 3 lety +25

      @@foxmccloudizsexy The god of the sun and Poland making the final decisions ? no of course not !
      Most corporation have crucifix for that .

    • @MorderiTor
      @MorderiTor Před 3 lety +22

      I think that you live in difrent Poland then I do, this is closer to something from Russian company then Polish.

  • @Jahsizzl9
    @Jahsizzl9 Před 3 lety +737

    “What do you think, Dazbog god of the Sun and All Of Poland?”

    • @PugilistCactus
      @PugilistCactus Před 3 lety +87

      Porenut: "Unintelligible ancient Slavic."

    • @wragokumbaya
      @wragokumbaya Před 3 lety +143

      I think I understood it, here it goes:
      "Lasy cukrowe i śmierć, biada, zapowiadam(?) biada tej ziemi nieczystej, jam jest Domien(?) Solaris, mą wolę usłyszeliście"
      Translation:
      "Reed forest and death, despair, I announce despair shall plunge this cursed land, I am Domien(?) Solaris, you've heard my will"

    • @tanatos5
      @tanatos5 Před 3 lety +51

      @@wragokumbaya Oh, so THAT’s what Dazbog wanted. Heheh.. good ol’ Dazbog.

    • @ludzkie_mieso
      @ludzkie_mieso Před 3 lety +12

      @@wragokumbaya I think ther is "zatęchła" (musty) instead "zapowiadam"

    • @saininj
      @saininj Před 3 lety +14

      Is it embarrassing that I literally looked up Dazbog after this video? 😂

  • @tkogf
    @tkogf Před 4 měsíci +2

    this seems more like rusish than polish xD but it was soo funny to watch either way ^^ thank you Flashgitz, you are doing every time so good work!!

  • @Varza
    @Varza Před 3 lety +1

    Holy shit I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a vid ... thank you Flashgitz and polan

  • @javierbarraza3157
    @javierbarraza3157 Před 3 lety +466

    Just for to bring the fact that jakob the bear was literally stabbes 7 times in less than 2 seconds. That man is the fastest stabber known in history.

    • @Maseeha171
      @Maseeha171 Před 3 lety +11

      @HiltOfBlades died to death he would've

    • @sctumminello
      @sctumminello Před 3 lety +21

      Jacob is playing opossum. There is no way an European brown bear goes down to a handful of stiletto thrusts. Jacob will be back and won't allow the DLCs to suffer the same fate.

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 Před 3 lety

      Nah thats normal with gopniks

    • @thatguy7683
      @thatguy7683 Před 3 lety +1

      @@giovanninistri546 I wont click on your ip grabber

    • @misterjae7565
      @misterjae7565 Před 3 lety +2

      he is an average polish male

  • @bos_outsider
    @bos_outsider Před 3 lety +265

    After release: Poland economy gone, reduced to atoms.

    • @Madskull1234
      @Madskull1234 Před 3 lety +9

      If there was something

    • @sekoseko365
      @sekoseko365 Před 3 lety +1

      Oops.
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @wragokumbaya
      @wragokumbaya Před 3 lety +10

      spoilers:
      it never existed

    • @WalterWhite-th7qu
      @WalterWhite-th7qu Před 3 lety +10

      Poland's economy is shit. If you could See how much People are getting paid here compared to other countries in Europe or in USA - you will cry out of laughter.

    • @theloller7304
      @theloller7304 Před 3 lety

      @@WalterWhite-th7qu lol, you should also know that the cost of life is also far cheaper

  • @ryanyvegaify
    @ryanyvegaify Před 3 lety +8

    Dazbog the god of the sun and poland is essentially the night mother from elder scrolls but to be fair his moral guidance is about as good as anything ive seen from people thus far. Dazbog says stay the course

  • @bBrooksR
    @bBrooksR Před rokem +1

    I love the sneaker squeaks when dood shimmy’s over to stab Jakob the bear

  • @Poodleinacan
    @Poodleinacan Před 3 lety +594

    When you're Polish and high off that The Witcher drug that's been going around.

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski Před 3 lety +3

      Same

    • @win8linux
      @win8linux Před 3 lety +10

      Fisstech

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan Před 3 lety +2

      @@win8linux I didn't even think about that one!
      I was thinking about the whole liscence.
      ... Also, fisstech is snorted, not injected.

    • @edwardkavanagh4313
      @edwardkavanagh4313 Před 3 lety +2

      It's brutal

    • @jubjub7673
      @jubjub7673 Před 3 lety +4

      Ghostrunner is also an amazing polish game but severely underrated. For those interested it’s like doom but you are a cyber ninja

  • @LuxxyOfficial
    @LuxxyOfficial Před 3 lety +310

    This just reminds me of
    "We're Sorry" - South Park

    • @sekoseko365
      @sekoseko365 Před 3 lety

      Oops.
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @awesomesauce5974
      @awesomesauce5974 Před 3 lety +3

      Rubs nipples in circular motion furiously

    • @wandowander9360
      @wandowander9360 Před 3 lety +2

      @@yesiamawatermelon4126 couldnt say it better myself

  • @riveraharper8166
    @riveraharper8166 Před 2 lety +2

    As a Eastern European I can confirm we always have a bear in our meetings forced by the ministry.

  • @user-Fekkitall
    @user-Fekkitall Před rokem +1

    Lmao I liked the video as soon as it cut to a corporate CEO doing the slav crouch.

  • @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
    @gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Před 3 lety +378

    "A thousand years of darkness for Poland"..
    *Russian Empire, Austria and Prussia left the meeting*

    • @VekoroChat
      @VekoroChat Před 3 lety +28

      Left the meeting? You mean JOINED the meeting. ;D

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Před 3 lety +15

      Dont forget the USSR.

    • @apexbrothers5054
      @apexbrothers5054 Před 3 lety +11

      Third Reich wants to know ur location

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Před 3 lety +2

      Can Sweden join the Chat?

    • @user-hs2uz3ii1e
      @user-hs2uz3ii1e Před 3 lety +1

      @@gamebawesome no. Just nie przestań

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Před 3 lety +130

    I like how the auto translation doesn't even fucking try when the God of the Sun talks. It's just fucking _gone_

    • @arturm6621
      @arturm6621 Před 3 lety +16

      M8 i'm from poland and i understood one word from that xd

    • @janwajda5282
      @janwajda5282 Před 3 lety +11

      @@arturm6621 „cośtam Biada! Zatęchła biada tej ziemi nieczystej! Jam jest cośtam Solaris. Mą wolę usłyszeliście.”

    • @arturm6621
      @arturm6621 Před 3 lety +2

      @@janwajda5282 podziękowania widze że to tylko ja jestem głuchy

    • @jackwisniewski3859
      @jackwisniewski3859 Před 3 lety +7

      It's speaks polish, I only nderstood part of what dazbóg said but it's something along the lines of "death and decay be onto you" I don't know if he was for or against the plan doe

    • @jackwisniewski3859
      @jackwisniewski3859 Před 3 lety +1

      @@janwajda5282 ładnie ja tyle nawet niesczaiłem

  • @dikydankedude
    @dikydankedude Před 4 měsíci +3

    Who wouldn't give Stanislavy a little delay?

  • @joshuawilliams8252
    @joshuawilliams8252 Před 3 lety

    I keep coming back to this mainly for Dazbog.

  • @TheBiggTennReppa
    @TheBiggTennReppa Před 3 lety +181

    They had Jakob killed, for his ability to use furniture properly...savages.

    • @romeersharma6329
      @romeersharma6329 Před 3 lety +3

      More like gopniks

    • @moncoeur6296
      @moncoeur6296 Před 3 lety +3

      after that incident they added the word "RED" to CD Projekt to warn everyone who doesn't follow suit.

  • @theseusreigns6023
    @theseusreigns6023 Před 3 lety +187

    The way he turned to prison shank that bear killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @x_hibernia
    @x_hibernia Před 2 lety

    I love how even when they have a table and chairs they still sit around like a bunch of gopnics

  • @ajmood1495
    @ajmood1495 Před 3 lety

    The squatting slav bit really got me 😂😂😂

  • @Maza945
    @Maza945 Před 3 lety +304

    If anyone wondering what Dażbóg said, he said something along the lines:
    "Death and woe, woe to this cursed land, couse I'm domi solaris my will you have heard"

  • @OmegaTrooper
    @OmegaTrooper Před 3 lety

    Best documentary I've ever seen. Magisterial.

  • @aenima4892
    @aenima4892 Před rokem

    I loved this one lol just how theyre squating on the table kills me

  •  Před 3 lety +3213

    CD Projekt: this game sucks but we’re going to advertise it anyway
    FlashGitz: this game sucks but we’re going to advertise it anyway
    (You almost make me want to actually download mobile games with your sponsors lol)

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 Před 3 lety +101

      You, as a Nazi trap, have more experience in false advertisement than anyone else, so I trust that assessment.

    • @godemperorofmankind5874
      @godemperorofmankind5874 Před 3 lety +7

      Good sir.. err ma’am? Err ehm uhm???? Whatever when will be your next videos for your awesome gun reload in real life gonna be coming?

    • @TheMeta141
      @TheMeta141 Před 3 lety +8

      Raid Shadow Legends was alright for a bit but after i beat the campaign it was like...................well what now?

    • @christophermarkee5445
      @christophermarkee5445 Před 3 lety +7

      You're that guy who makes reload videos with toy guns

    • @Tsar213
      @Tsar213 Před 3 lety +2

      Bruh

  • @azvdcrafts6147
    @azvdcrafts6147 Před 3 lety +263

    1:46 just realized that Dazbog is holding a Szabla in his right hand, a typical polish saber. Nice atention to detail...

    • @wojciechkuske242
      @wojciechkuske242 Před 3 lety +24

      Saber come to Poland from east. High performance against turban was very useful on east border.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ Před 3 lety +7

      @@wojciechkuske242
      "Koń turek
      Chłop mazurek
      Czapka magierka
      Szabla węgierka"
      Wow! From Hungary, it's east indeed!
      Jesusless...

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife Před 3 lety +14

      Well, you know, aside from the _minor_ detail Polish paganism had died out like 500 plus years before that particular sword design came came into use there...

    • @B1SCOOP
      @B1SCOOP Před 3 lety +8

      >Nice atention to detail...
      Only thing they got right, unlike russian accent and squats:)

    • @X3GreenTea
      @X3GreenTea Před 3 lety +7

      @@B1SCOOP Przykuc nie jest ekskluzywny dla Rosji. W końcu nazywa się go słowiańskim, a nie rosyjskim.

  • @drone2637
    @drone2637 Před 7 měsíci

    I like how two guys voice almost all the characters. These guys are the next Rick and morty

  • @lordfriedrick7911
    @lordfriedrick7911 Před 3 lety +1986

    Squatting, Adidas shoes, bears, stabbing a bear with a switch knife, Dasbog god of the sun and all of Poland...
    Yep, it's Poland alright...

    • @user-mh2uj7ns6h
      @user-mh2uj7ns6h Před 3 lety +123

      It's actually Russia, but Americans get a special passs (for "special" people)

    • @prinsecineg6063
      @prinsecineg6063 Před 3 lety +138

      @@user-mh2uj7ns6h ? You know the creators are british

    • @nnnnnn3647
      @nnnnnn3647 Před 3 lety +48

      I don't know why Russian was shown. This is a Polish game.

    • @hehenoelo4858
      @hehenoelo4858 Před 3 lety +12

      Really? Nobody noticed how it's dark and gloomily at the very begin of the video? Image of Poland like from a meme d-art.ppstatic.pl/kadry/k/r/1/40/97/5dc906ff4281e_o_full.jpg

    • @sigspearthumb1639
      @sigspearthumb1639 Před 3 lety

      @@hehenoelo4858 zajebisty mem:)

  • @_Lower_Quality_
    @_Lower_Quality_ Před 3 lety +370

    "anymore delays and there's no more poland"
    fortnite: write that down, write that down!

  • @Debianz
    @Debianz Před 10 měsíci +2

    Flashgitz: Rightfully throws shade at a gaming company for ripping off their customer.
    Also Flashgitz: Advertises a mobile game

  • @tudorcozma4144
    @tudorcozma4144 Před 2 lety +1

    "Before game dev job I was humble rat catcher! I cannot go back!"

  • @bumblebeeman2103
    @bumblebeeman2103 Před 3 lety +448

    I literally yelled "oh no" when Jacob got shanked man. IT'S HARAMBE ALL OVER AGAIN!

    • @misterjae7565
      @misterjae7565 Před 3 lety +17

      Jakob (Based on wojtek a bear that served in polish army)

    • @ggggg744
      @ggggg744 Před 3 lety +3

      *Harambear

    • @ghosturbx
      @ghosturbx Před 3 lety

      Why did i get shanked again?

    •  Před 3 lety

      lmao!!

    • @NitrosTag1123
      @NitrosTag1123 Před 3 lety +4

      Yo that was the funniest fucking part 🤣 🤣
      P.s I wish he chosen his words wisely also tho