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Go watch "Historically Accurate Frozen" on our other channel! czcams.com/video/_ichxZ065YE/video.html
Wait until they show the historically accurate Pinnochio, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Mulan, etc...
john smith wasnt that bad, after all he was dying from starvation and such, his judgment not the best because of his condition, i am sure the natives were not that nice. their savages and they know their first instinct is defense.
Disney can't do nothing.
Like who wants flashgitz and meatcanyon to make a collab
I can’t wait for “Historically Accurate The Princess and the Frog!”
Pocahontas is probably the cutest character I'd ever seen you drawn. Which of course spelt nothing but disaster for all of us.
Love your videos.
I love your videos! Sign my chest! Read my edgy fanfiction!
The Pocahontas skit had The cutest and ungliest characters they ever drawn lol
Wait a.minute, there's no furry babes in this video, why are you here?
Yeah she too cute for this kind of plot twist
The Greek penis shaming is incredibly historically accurate LMAO
Fr the smaller it was the wiser you were considered and therefore more respected
And iirc they competed in sports naked and were expected to tie the foreskin back since having it over the head was considered garrish
True, But I kinda feel bad for the guy.
@@phoebefowler bruh, all his desendance is happy about it, what u feeling bad about??
@@jjpc6830 Just feel bad he was being bullied for something he had no control over. Thats all
"Now Christopher your mother said I could hit you if you were being autistic so, simmer down."
Had me dead.
same
*proceeds to do exactly that when he does so about the Taj Mahal*
Got my ass rollin'
NOWAY THATS ME
@@genosse-andor Dude, I bust the fuck up. That shit was hilarious
You stole the fkin comment bruv
the fact that pocahontas doesnt know english but still said "yes" is one of the luckiest things to ever have happened to her. It was purely accidentall that she said "yes" but yet it saved her virginity
Not her life
Imagine if she said no that would be so horrible-
@@Nosakima That would be best choice
Unfortunately I don't think the second guy cared about laws.
No, it didn't. Historically, she married John Rolf and was taken back to England.
I like how Pocahontas is literally the only normal looking character they’ve ever drawn
@@Textthenumberabover101. FAKOFF BOT
@@IamOutOfNames HAHAHHAHAHA lmao
That Genshin video
What about the Spacemarines?
They do draw normal looking characters that also act normal its just that they’re guaranteed to die by the crazy looking ones
"You are a pagan God and must stay bound to your torment." I'm deceased. I've seen it before but man, never fails
*hwaaacccchhhht* “Fpeeew”
Despite the fact that he made a pact with said pagan god
That was awesome 😁
I'm deceased 💀
Paganism is stupid
Pocahontas’s appearance looks so wholesome compared to everything
Yes yes it is wholesome
I love how Pocahontas looks here. She's so cute and pretty🥰
@@techfrank2431there's always r34
I got something planned 😈
@@G.h.o.s.t-mi2dc She's a child
4:38 He’s not wrong.
Pocahontas
1596 - March 1617
The Taj Mahal
Built: 1631-1653
@@da_cookie69420no, he was being autistic
@@da_cookie69420
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@@SigmaKing52 bro what? watch the video
Hey, can I hit him?
Now JVA, your mother said I could hit you if you were being autistic, so simmer down.
Seeing pocahontas being drawn nicely caught me off guard when the British people arrived
I felt more bad
To be fair, it caught her off too.
As a British (English) man, I don’t understand what you mean? We’re drawn perfectly accurately.
@@davidneale9113 good point. I simply caught off guard
ALLO THERE!!!!!!
It is weird to think how the Greeks considered one’s manhood to be peak male perfection if it was small, then after a few thousand years the idea changed.
Yep. And likewise, during the Renaissance, the more voluptuous (read: fat) a woman was, the more sexy she was considered to be. I suppose this trend is making a comeback now with the rise of "thicc" fans though. Either way, it's quite fascinating to see how standards of beauty shift and evolve over time.
As famous saying goes history is written by victors. And when it comes to ancient history, its mostly all men.
If they REALLY asked women's consensus from that era, they wouldn't tr really be any significant difference.
@@jong9379 What about the fact overweight** women were seen as the beauty standard?
@@gabrielsandor3474 Not so much obese, more like slightly overweight. It was a sign of prosperity, and as most such standards were at the time, it was led by the nobility (who could afford to patronize the arts), whose women were expected not to engage in physical activity. To my knowledge, truly obese people haven't ever really been considered physically attractive, though they have sometimes been considered good prospects since they could obviously afford to feed themselves. I'm open to evidence to the contrary, of course.
Apparently pleasing women has become a requirement for peak performance.
Still can't get over how cutely Pocahontas is drawn. Poor girl 😅
Don’t worry she’s got my Protection she made the deal I’m no saint but I’m not them.
"'ELLO DAHLIN"
I love how Pocahontas looks here. She's so cute and pretty🥰
@@techfrank2431Someone needs to check your hard drive.
Looks like hat kid or the Spur kiddies mascots
This version of Jonathan Smith is the most accurate depiction of an handsome Englishman I've ever seen.
Not enough dental issues though
@@YEY0806 not yellow enough either. Those white pearls are surely not historically acurately English either
As someone from the UK, accurate
Omfg, you guys drew Pocahantas to be absolutely adorable. And the historically accurate Englishmen were a nice touch.
Hell Nah to this spam bot here.
Historically accurate Englishmen
Gotta love casual racism
Accurate Englishmen
Photorealistic Englishmen Show
"You are a pagan god who must stay pound to your torment!" gets me every time.
Mashallah alhamdulillah
Paganism is stupid
Bound *
Islam is pretty wild. I read some of the Q'uran.
@@travissharon1536 I’m a Christian and I read the bible
The fact that hercules 5:43 making fun of guys size is fukn hilarious
Bro, when said, "How old are you?" And just "scanned" her. Jesus. 3:49
Want to make it worse? Historically accurate thing is she at 12-11 years old would do naked Cartwheels for the British…there is other things that happened to her that will make all normal humans gag and cry, poor girl wasn’t the only one tho
As someone who is Brittish, I can confirm this is totally accurate.
Did you ever find the Taj Mahal? Seems like everyone back then was having a tough time getting a handle on its exact whereabouts.
Bullshit, we all know the British are a myth made up to scare children and natives!
Br'i'sh
“E’LLO DARLIN!”
Especially the Arab character with a Hindi accent.
This was clearly fact checked and peer reviewed.
I was secretly hoping Hunchback of Notre Dame would appear and everyone is just infected with the bubonic plague.
Wow only bots in the replies
@@jabby906 Ban one bot and two more take their place :/
I know of a _special_ place for folks that do bot.
I'm just staring at your profile picture and waiting for 40k to come yelling to kill the heretic.
@@jabby906 Good question, the comment sections of animation channels are completely plagued by bots for some reason, MeatCanyon comment section is the same, wtf is going on?
@@vocalsforever I am quite content with my Heresy then!
4:20 this has both meme potential, and nightmare fuel
“Your mom said I could hit you if you were being autistic, so simmer down.”
*LMAOOOO AS AN AUTISTIC WOMAN THAT CRACKED ME UP😭😭😭*
no way, flashgitz can draw normal people. That pocohontus short was awesome
I know right? It looked EXACTLY like John Smith!
@Lucifer Morningstar 🅥 stop spamming, geez
@@QapNPoo fr
@@mrbearjangles8600 fr
@@GravelTheFox frfr
"ELLO DAAARLING!" is haunting... Did Meat Canyon help create that horrific depiction? I feel like he did...
I was thinking the same thing, definitely gives off Meat Canyon vibes.
Even though it's a cartoon there's real trauma on that child's face like yo what in the swiss army fuck is that thing
Think it was mentioned that Meat Canyon helped on that one.
@@charlesmoody7403 a green screened real brits
Most handsome Englishman XD
4:29 "i dont like British people" got me rolling 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
5:34 I did NOT need that visual HAHA
This would be a great series actually, there’s so many Disney movies that you can apply this too, hell I wouldn’t even mind a Dreamworks version one day either.
I keep seeing you everywhere now.
I like how you’re the only person on CZcams with a Zoophobia character, and you’re somehow in a lot of CZcams comments with a lot likes
I agree. Do every Disney classic!
Everything and anything this is great 😂
@@vincentvalentine4401 Zoophobia is underrated imo, it gets overshadowed by Hazbin hotel and Helluva boss.
Always remember: If Disney takes this down, it's canon.
Luckily I don’t think Disney can remove this as those are public domain property and doesn’t use any of the properties exclusive to their Disney counterparts (I could however be wrong)
Facts
S/o to meatcanyon lol
it was already canon
*d1sney
I'm English so naturally the Pocahontas bit nearly killed me. I've not laughed like that in years
so the Aladdin story is really more accurate than disney's rip off. The real finder of the lamp was tricked into getting it from the mysterious temple that appeared. His 'uncle' intended to steal the lamp from him when he got out, but Aladdin out smarted him by accident. He had a seemingly unlimited amount of wishes that had no rules or regulations. He kinda sorta did r^p3 the sultan's daughter, multiple times and eventually tricked the sultan into thinking Aladdin was a wealthy prince and married her. The mysterious 'uncle' eventually snuck into Aladdin's home and sabotaged him by making him wish for something that could threaten the Genie's life, and the Genie abandoned Aladdin after explaining how selfish, ungrateful, and stupid Aladdin was/is.
Those "English men" are almost borderline meatcanyon characters and I *LOVE* it!
He did it before meatcanyon
He was meatcanyon before he was even a twinkle in someone’s eye.
....... I said nothing about to love genie
You guys are d riders lmao why comment this on someone else's channel? Meat canyon didn't invent grotesque animation or parody lmao.
Does no one here know what borderline means... I never said "ohmygosh... you're totally ripping off meat cannoyon you guys succ meeeh"
The design of the British lads are so good haha. Excellent work
Literally meatcanyon design
I am not British but I am scared that you say this :D ❤
He’s not British kid, that’s not true
British people is like that
@@AADP I don't want to believe that 😭 because that means Americans are worse 😭😭😞😭
4:48 Remember, historically he would be on his labor's after murdering his kids.
That historically accurate Aladdin bit was one of the funniest things i've seen in a long time holy
This brought me back so many memories from those old Scientifically Accurate videos about Barney, Ninja Turtles, Sonic etc.
Animation Domination High Definition, oh, the good memories !
ADHD was lit.
Absolutely on the same track dude
A lot of the facts in those are not as accurate as they claim.
@@Draliseth don’t be that guy
Love how this is a middle finger to the "Magical World" Of Disney.
Yes, because that shtick isn't fucking old as hell.
Bruh these replies are just Mann vs Machine
@@TristanIonizedBerri it is literally just two cities all over again.
@@mahguvnah7403 "Shrek did it. Shrek did it!"
The Little Mermaid was based on a German children's story, I think, which means it was originally horrific beyond any horror movie produced in the last several decades.
5:16 I know some women that would fight over that in a second.
You mean most women 😂
@xWesternAcid that too
@@xWesternAcidhe meant Hercules’ pingas
3:25 Our Sun is a little shy you know.. Doesn't really come out very often.
Speaking of our Sun she's being really shy right now. The rain however..
I hope she’ll be confident soon 😞
all of flashgitz characters have some sort of deformation and then there is pocahontas that's just cute
shows that they really liked her personally lol
Well, she's not british
@Bite Police 🅥 my soul has been healed, thank you
@@darthplagueis13 valid point - The United Tribes of America *sigh* what could have been
The cutest drawing you've ever made paired with the most horrific
Well you have to understand something about the TRUE story of pocahontas.... namely she was like 10 or 12 years old. The disney rendition is muting how horrible the reality actually was. I believe adam ruins everything actually had a segment about pocahontas.
Fr man
I wanted to like your comment, but it already has 666 likes.
2:13 How is Aladdin not freezing out there of the climate in the desert? It's out of whack you either could be hot. You either can be cold and without a fire. You will not even survive ouiside in the night.
Not that cold
Doubt its that cold
@danilapolesciuk4316 You'd be surprised. The Sahara Desert was recorded to have a daynight cycle of a difference of 75° at times. Look, it up, it's actually quite fascinating and weird.
@@venkuskirata4558 so true
5:57 Gotta admit that was funny. xD
Love how Aladdin doesn't even give the genie a chance to speak before demanding his wishes
It's historically accurate for a reason
I didn't know there was an animator out there that could draw photorealistic british people but you have impressed me with your kodak-quality drawings.
one of the creators is British so they probably just rotoscope him.
@@davidbrenner5806 😂😂 great comment!!
I don't like them, they're scary
6:10 Mydude getting roasted. Buddy getting turned on a spigot. AYO FIGHT BACK!😂
3:03 But, the Taj Mahal is in the desert
That's the point. Back then, their maps were horribly inaccurate so they thought some places were in other places.
@@LOREisDEAD oh, so like with Christopher Columbus?
@@Animefan-ty4vt Yeah! Just like Christopher Columbus!
@@LOREisDEAD well that's a new info i learn today 😹
What? It's obviously not in the desert.
6:30
Bro was born in the wrong timeline.
Fr fr
@@The_critic9I, too, love arson.
ELLO DARLING is very historical English dialect, kudos to you FlashGitz! Very epic
If we ever find the person who is behind all of these bots on CZcams, I suggest we put stonefish venom mixed with a heavy dose of LSD in their eyes while they're strapped to a chair locked in a room alone faced against a wall with a bloody face painted on it with the most disturbing audio recordings ever made put on repeat for 24 hours in the background with a strobe light placed above them. That will act as an effective deterrent.
@@derekcox543dude 💀💀
@@BrocomeON.NOW. It would act as an effective deterrent though, these parasites deserve no mercy. They are a cancer that has gone rampant and CZcams and so many other websites/apps are the definition of incompetence when it comes to them. To give you an idea of how bad it is over 40% of the entire internet is now bots with nearly 2/3rds of total internet traffic being automated. The US alone has around 400 exabytes of internet traffic in a month that's 400 billion gigabytes with over half of that being these parasites, like I said no mercy.
@@derekcox543 ...that sounds exactly like what someone pretending not to be the spam bot inventor would say 🤨
This was such a good video. Other compilations just play one video after another. Adding a story behind the compilations and advertising the second channel in a funny way was awesome!
"British people are just like us.... after 12-18 months of Invisiline" As a Brit that was fucking funny.
Historically accurate John Smith totally didn't ask her about the laws.
ohhhh burns john smith would get on with his job of slaving and pillaging
@@arnoldshmitt4969 not true
@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 He means Evil "Only God can judge me and he doesn't exist here yet" John Smith and not Good "You lads are cool, let's have Thanksgiving" John Smith.
And historically accurate Pocahontas would’ve been doing cartwheels naked to entertain him and the other brits
@@nasty2168Real John smith and American educational system John smith
Flashgitz is the only channel keeping the 2010s spirit of CZcams animation alive.
True
1:04 best part
1:52 Monkey screams
4:15 has SO much meme potential
Real 🤣
Redditors when they smell a women
*E L L O D A R L I N!*
genshin impact players when they see a minor
Roblox players when they meet a minor in real life
Hercule's insults would now be considered compliments by today's standards.
really?
@@do_odman Yeah, because Hercule is mocking him for having a huge dick but having a huge dick in today's society is considered a good thing.
@@JamesScholes Woah, I must've lucked out! What an amazing timeline.
It's only prove how barbaric our society become.
Yes, that would be the joke. Congrats on figuring it out
3:53 sht here we go...
sh i would too
Run Pocahontas
@@beef2503 same, I’d smash
Run child save yourself
@@missrebel634rip her
I hope you'll keep making these videos forever no matter what, shit's just so spot on
If it was _really_ historically accurate Hercules would be called Heracles since that was his Greek name.
Dude, it's not historically accurate at all. Hope you're joking here
Well Hercules was the Roman name for Herakles.
I might remember you that the teacher has the right to hit you if you're being autistic
Don't make teacher hit you!
Alcides
Who voiced Aladdin? I need to give that man a thausand dolans
He is a... Diamond in the Ruff
"ELLO DARLIN'!!!" I almost died laughing 😂
1:39 Genie could have just turned him into a frog and let that be it smh
That Hercules part is actually true of Ancient Greece. They liked them small back then
well alot of the male population now would be celebrated back then 🤭 well unless its because the chicks were less loose than now 🤭
@@gmikes5184 yeah, I noticed no matter which women I've been with (and I've been with lots, more of a sad waste of time than a brag) they always say it's big, but I know some of them have, "incompatible parts" so they're basically just trying to not get insulted back.
I wan't to take this 7 minute long production, transfer it to a VHS, make a Disney Movie Screen Tag (sticker and box) for it (Hercules, Pocahontas and Aladdin) and just drop it into a public library. ❤
Do it, do iiiiiit
I hate you all. Ok. I'm game.
i can do it. I have a vhs player and a stupid capture card.
Even people who'd use libraries for movies still don't use VHS tapes in 2023. They just pirate their movies off of Putlocker and 123Movies like everyone else. Might've worked in 2009, though.
Unfortunately, that idea is too late.
1:35 I remember in Dubai that was one of the rules.
I mean if that is the punishment, the amount of that type of crime would be decreased.
@@zamexnox What do you mean?
As a Brit myself, the British voices had me laughing my arse off 😅
"You're a pagan God and must remain bound to your torment" still best line ever
The sheer amount of fun I get from responding to people with "Absolutely not, Genie!" Instead of a simple "no" is immeasurable.
When he said he was handsome among the English, I thought it was an exaggeration, but it turned out that it was the truth.
3:45 is that what happened when you gents came to the east coast of my lovely USA? 😂 it can be hot af over here I know. In my hometown it could get up to 102 or so in the summer. With humidity.
the funny thing is the fact that the aladdin one is indeed realistic af..
Oh really? Whoa
1000%
No it's not😂 he made Aladin Indian not middle eastern 💀
yea. Aladdin took place in the Arabian p😢I think
@@Hasan-ld4cn there is arabics like this also..
That Aladdin Bit Fucking killed me!😂
5:24 YOUNG BOY
💀💀💀
04:50
Asklepios was a student of Hermes Trismegistus who was a student of medical alchemy. He was considered such a great healer that he could revive people from the dead. He saw a serpent and in frustration, killed it, only to see another serpent place an herb on it's head and revive it. He took the serpent on a rod, which is where we get the Aesculapian rod or the symbol of most medical facilities. Temples of Asklepios were called Aesculapius, where students of Asklepios trained in medicine. The preferred mechanism was to send the patient into a dream where the divine would send a remedy to the dreamer through their dream. Snakes littered the temples, and visitors would feed them and play with them openly. These are the aesculapian snakes. Asklepios is one of the reasons we still associate serpents with medicine and healing to this day.
Asklepios was also assumed to be one of those "deified man" figures, where an ancient man grew so renowned he was deified.
And yes, Greek/Roman society viewed large penises as barbaric, hence why in statues the male anatomy is so diminished in sculptures.
That's neat
2:41 never laugh louder in my entire life. that is such a curveball😭😭😭
😁
Christopher, your mother said I could hit you, if you were being autistic, so... simmer down.
As someone with autism, this shit is funny as hell
😆😆😆
The ELLOHW DARHLN'!!!!! always gets me no matter how many times I watch it
Aladdin one is hysterical. This has to be your best work this and the Disney race swap video are just perfect.
I really love the set up for this, great work.
Why does Pocohontas look cute?.... When has Flashgitz drawn something cute?
When something horrifying happens to it.
I don't know but she too cute on that horror universe
They needed to aftwr the Furry crap they pull, lol
They just drew her cute to make the English look even more horrifying
2:32
C…Cartmen, is that you??
the way you drew Pocahontas was so cute help 😭
0:12 mrbeast is a W H A T
Twitter be like
4:05 got me by surprise 😂
The fuck EWWWW
The native american girl looks so disturbed and i dont blame her tbh 😂😂😂😂
I love how John Smith immediately just starts cooking.
*HAVING TO CLICK ON THE TV TO FOLLOW TO THEIR NEXT VIDEO WAS GENIUS. VERY WELL INTRO'D*
3:30 can we just take a moment to appreciate the accuracy of that chugging sound and subsequent caught burp like he drank it so fast he inhaled it. like if you have ever been that thirsty you make that exact sound. i really hope there is footage of him actualy doing that take and choking on a bottle of water :P
Watch out bro a wild hacker scam indian bot has appeared dont listen to it, its weakness is ignorance and report button and its specialtys are actually listening it and texting it through telegram so beware.
It means low impulse control
The indian bot dissapeared 😧🧐🤔
@@steakeater4557 ......... noooo it its acturate to a person that is so thirsty they destroy a bottle of water, get some down there windpipe and cough it out..
I'm _already_ *dead* that he said "Bobs and Vagine" 💀💀💀
@Billy Maguire 🅥 bot is making fun of itself?
I feel like I have an _inordinate_ amount of bot replies.... almost like I'm being shadow-nerfed or something....
@@J0ECRAWF15H This channel gets an insane amount of bots.
@@EnclosedPoolArea on this video, every other top comment just had 1 bot or none, tops 2. I had _6_ within 2 minutes of posting. just enough for people to maybe assume the whole comment section was bots, at a glance....
The fact a 27 year old asked a 10 how old they are and if laws are a thing is so unsettling
This feels like it would be on AS, like robot chicken but 2D and historically accurate
3:13 fun fact. This is almost exact how the Japanese first contact depicted Europeans as.
Very clever how they drew the “Frozen” video thumbnail and made it match the actual TV screen.
most normal british dentist
"Your rules said nothing of slavery."
Least creepy arab
No Love Involved
3:36 WHY IS SHE SO WELLL ANIMATED
Wait what?
I already have one so I don’t need it
Ur throbbing ur thang
Smash
@@The_Official_PepsiI see we share the same mindset
"absolutely not genie you are pagan god and must be bound to your tourment" got it 😂😂😂
If I were Genie, I'd remove Aladdin's "wishes" and blast him into the stratosphere.
As an English man I am shocked on how accurate I was represented in this skit
As a brit i can say 4:10 is accurate to English culture.
My grandpa talks like that
The voice work of that second English man in pocahontas was fucking gold.spit out my food
He also does the Voice for Prince Charles in the Meat Canyon video of the queen dying
3:31 Historically, they would not have water bottles like this.
the fact that now it's completely different than the hercules thing is funny