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    Flashgitz presents "Paper Mario creates a Monster" a Paper Mario parody featuring Paper Mario.
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  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  Před 3 lety +3856

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    • @Wab2007
      @Wab2007 Před 3 lety +339

      no

    • @dipflipdf
      @dipflipdf Před 3 lety +147

      this isn't nord vpn

    • @Arrow8D
      @Arrow8D Před 3 lety +11

      Why hello there

    • @obuIisk
      @obuIisk Před 3 lety +75

      Shit they got to him

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill Před 3 lety +3

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  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc Před 3 lety +13788

    "It's based Mario."
    "How is that f-ing based, Luigi?"
    Whoever wrote this line deserves a gold medal.

    • @Superenixman
      @Superenixman Před 3 lety +262

      What does based mean?
      Edit: oh god I’m sorry i asked

    • @JacobTheCroc
      @JacobTheCroc Před 3 lety +395

      @@Superenixman in short a "based" person doesn't care about anything and just is.

    • @TheLazyEconomist
      @TheLazyEconomist Před 3 lety +513

      @@Superenixman Based it internet slang . It's usually used by conservatives to recognize ideas that are socially more traditional and politically right wing. It's also one of the words conservatives use to talk to each other in public without getting harassed by left-wingers.

    • @thereligion4169
      @thereligion4169 Před 3 lety +307

      @@TheLazyEconomist based

    • @ohyourgoingdown
      @ohyourgoingdown Před 3 lety +173

      based on what?

  • @KookieStar
    @KookieStar Před 3 lety +2483

    Mario: They're murderers and rapists, Luigi.
    Luigi: *Cries in Italian*

    • @bromomento5913
      @bromomento5913 Před 3 lety +16

      Imagine dying and inly thing you see before dead is that the murderer start rapping about killing you

    • @TCBlueFire
      @TCBlueFire Před 3 lety +1

      I hate it when that happens

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Před 3 lety +2

      @@bromomento5913 ...Was I killed by Parrapa the Rapper?

  • @HighFlySoyGuy
    @HighFlySoyGuy Před 2 lety +6231

    Man, Chris Pratt’s interpretation of Mario isn’t so bad.

  • @deadbunny2938
    @deadbunny2938 Před rokem +836

    The monster was not the peach he made, but the Luigi he created. How poetic

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 8 měsíci

      Lies again? Marital Affair Blowup Doll

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 Před 3 lety +30592

    If Nintendo copyright strikes this, that makes it canon

    • @DANCERcow
      @DANCERcow Před 3 lety +375

      They won't

    • @Keychan64
      @Keychan64 Před 3 lety +517

      He sexy
      You lookin like a double wide surprise
      GOOOOOD DAMMAAAMMMMMMNNN

    • @headsgrowback1
      @headsgrowback1 Před 3 lety +284

      @@Keychan64 ssstinks... Nice and GOOD

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT Před 3 lety +44

      😳😳

    • @gunman8452
      @gunman8452 Před 3 lety +396

      "It is officially canon that bugs was a struggling rapist,all along" - Eddy

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 Před 3 lety +6250

    You can bring drawings to life?
    Rule 34 Artists: “My time has come”

  • @ringidytingidy
    @ringidytingidy Před 2 lety +1005

    Mario's petrified "NOOOooAOoOAaaa-" at the end is preformed amazingly.

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 Před 2 lety +1904

    I think this all could have been avoided had Mario just told perfect Peach what he wanted for dinner.

    • @brandonloaiza8595
      @brandonloaiza8595 Před rokem +95

      Luigi would have still looked into what Mario said at the beginning lol it just would have been her with a less disturbing face xD

    • @slytaradiddleguy3400
      @slytaradiddleguy3400 Před rokem +16

      You don't understand that's alot of work, and he was busy peach disturbed his manga time. I would be pissed to. if peach just made something instead of asking stupid questions all of this could have been avoided.

    • @Subsaibot2526
      @Subsaibot2526 Před rokem +6

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 I just started reading that series and now I totally see where Mario was coming from. The nerve of Peach.

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 Před rokem +8

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 But then he would have complained that it wasn't what he wanted.

    • @someguyinazoo
      @someguyinazoo Před rokem +4

      @@slytaradiddleguy3400 you sound like my dad,doesn’t “care” about what’s for dinner than gets mad when she cooks food she liked, but that wasn’t very redpoll based was it

  • @awildcommenter7240
    @awildcommenter7240 Před 3 lety +4374

    “God is dead and women killed him”
    I died

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix Před 3 lety +277

      Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle joke.
      "Women always say chivalry is dead. And you're right ladies chivalry IS dead... And women killed it" 🤣

    • @nyxnox2135
      @nyxnox2135 Před 3 lety +17

      Machiavelli moment

    • @fawnaflytrap9727
      @fawnaflytrap9727 Před 3 lety +26

      GOD??
      You said you died!! GOD!!!!

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 Před 3 lety +21

      He's right, you know.

    • @sloppyvods
      @sloppyvods Před 3 lety +12

      I don't think god would laugh at sexism
      if he exists (I'm atheist)

  • @tentionx3974
    @tentionx3974 Před 3 lety +3780

    “I don’t know how to read!”
    “THATS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!”
    I have died

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 Před 3 lety +46

      Bruh the bag of red pills lmao

    • @paji2030
      @paji2030 Před 3 lety +20

      ConnorOfficials thank you for telling us this information, we will be sure to try our best on not giving a fuck, have a good day!

    • @tentionx3974
      @tentionx3974 Před 3 lety +9

      Abok006 Donald Trump supports this message

  • @iwillstealyoursweater
    @iwillstealyoursweater Před 2 lety +224

    “All must become a dick girls for male society to prosper” had me rolling off my bed, down my stairs, out my door, and into the street

  • @internetontheguy6272
    @internetontheguy6272 Před rokem +174

    Luigi didn't defend Daisy or argued with Mario that she's banging the goombas, he knew it was true and accepted it.

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 Před 9 dny +1

      He had to have had his suspicions

  • @honord.1811
    @honord.1811 Před 3 lety +4222

    This is why Paper Mario doesn’t talk.

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 Před 3 lety +3532

    4:02 "Rub that off!"
    Very poor choice of words Mario.

  • @scalesthecobra9685
    @scalesthecobra9685 Před 2 lety +119

    “Get back in the fire Peach!” Is my favorite line

    • @AnimuncuIus
      @AnimuncuIus Před rokem +1

      That kills me every single time 😂

    • @maniacgreen8609
      @maniacgreen8609 Před rokem

      I thought he said beast

    • @Black217
      @Black217 Před 9 měsíci

      I've never even realized exactly how funny the line is until reading this lmao

  • @dezh6345
    @dezh6345 Před 2 lety +211

    I like how we originally thought P. Peach would be the monster, but instead, it was Luigi.

  • @xXx_HectorDaPGM_xXx
    @xXx_HectorDaPGM_xXx Před 3 lety +3800

    2016: Tumblr Transformers
    2020: 4chan Paper Mario

  • @lastpringle8904
    @lastpringle8904 Před 2 lety +8156

    Love how Luigi just carries a gun just in case he decides to finally end it

    • @bropil7545
      @bropil7545 Před 2 lety +122

      well, maybe there is gun laws in the mushroom kingdom similar to the ones of the U.S

    • @texasrox2010
      @texasrox2010 Před 2 lety +74

      In case of existential crisis break glass

    • @pantzrat6273
      @pantzrat6273 Před 2 lety +8

      @@texasrox2010 in case of external crises pull trigger

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Před 2 lety +22

      @@bropil7545
      "A potentially suicidal/homicidal individual wants to buy a gun! What is the world coming to! To think you were standing outside for such a long time, please, do come in, everyone needs protection, even from themselves and nearby innocent bystanders! Come in one and all, we have everything you need for the purposes of death in all its forms!"

    • @bropil7545
      @bropil7545 Před 2 lety

      @@AveSicarius oh shut up, nobody asked

  • @TheDemon763
    @TheDemon763 Před rokem +40

    "GET BACK IN THE FIRE PEACH!" is one of my favorite line deliveries.

  • @andrewleyton6689
    @andrewleyton6689 Před rokem +11

    3:56 when you discover your friend draws Futa

  • @janeduncan1505
    @janeduncan1505 Před 3 lety +3112

    Kind of alarming how quickly Luigi’s Italian accent starts to sound German near the end there.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 Před 3 lety +142

      And which county fought on the wrong side of two world wars and basically didn't get blamed for any of it?

    • @IceDragon-fj4vx
      @IceDragon-fj4vx Před 3 lety +95

      @@rockspoon6528 America?

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 Před 3 lety +58

      @@IceDragon-fj4vx The US has been blamed many a time for nuking Japan.

    • @SilverReviews
      @SilverReviews Před 3 lety +126

      @@rockspoon6528 Shutup weeb, as much as US were monsters for using nukes, Japan was not innocent. Their war crimes were disgusting.

    • @Kaosxca
      @Kaosxca Před 3 lety +58

      SilverReviews people forgot about naneking and unit 731

  • @SgtOkapi
    @SgtOkapi Před 3 lety +4265

    “Rub that off!” Poor choice of words, Mario.

  • @hardpackmoto
    @hardpackmoto Před 2 lety +66

    4:45 I love how you can just tell it's meatcanyon doing the voice for mario.

  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 Před 2 lety +19

    5:27 “sit down, daddy has some explaining to do” 🤣🤣

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo Před 3 lety +1717

    ALL YOU HAD TO DO.
    WAS TELL HER WHAT YOU WANTED FOR DINNER, MARIO.
    IT WAS LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE.

    • @ComancheSamurai
      @ComancheSamurai Před 3 lety +80

      Lol yeah the dude basically shot himself in the foot like some dummies out there. XD

    • @blakeromero472
      @blakeromero472 Před 3 lety +30

      *Scoffs* Simp.

    • @gavinmerasty8369
      @gavinmerasty8369 Před 3 lety +66

      But he was reading monster girls

    • @HamuelMan
      @HamuelMan Před 3 lety +9

      How do you not know to read and yet you can cook

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast Před 3 lety +19

      @@HamuelMan people have been illiterate for a long time you think they all starved to death?

  • @anilsezgun3327
    @anilsezgun3327 Před 3 lety +4626

    It's nice to see a mario parody that isn't just "hehe what if mushrooms are drugs hahaha"

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 Před 3 lety +139

      This comment will always pop up to remind us whenever a Mario parody is uploaded.

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku Před 3 lety +84

      @@bert7651 When I was in first grade this kid talked about Racist Mario in morning sharing stuff. We didn't do it again for a few weeks.

    • @randummed3097
      @randummed3097 Před 3 lety +82

      or “mario is a bad guy” those are so overused

    • @vanceschluter8742
      @vanceschluter8742 Před 3 lety +7

      Mmmmm drugs are bad kids mmkay

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX Před 3 lety +38

      I don't remember the last parody that did the drug joke. Weren't those already getting old in, like, 2005?
      Far more actually follow the "Mario is a jerk" pattern, which this one falls into.
      (Not that this makes it a bad parody, though.)

  • @Mr_marston1911
    @Mr_marston1911 Před 2 lety +34

    4:40 this was to funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @el_tocino2529
    @el_tocino2529 Před 10 měsíci +12

    Luigi is holding the gun upside down. He is going to miss his brain.

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 Před 8 měsíci

      Maybe he's going for brain stem(top of the spinal cord)

  • @doublechin8088
    @doublechin8088 Před 3 lety +3707

    *“Spicy like a gabagool”*

    • @oceanman7336
      @oceanman7336 Před 3 lety +115

      That shit made me fuckin cry!

    • @NobodyKnows-pi1lk
      @NobodyKnows-pi1lk Před 3 lety +43

      "That gabagool was a made man, nobody could touch him some real greaseball shit"

    • @donkeykong5900
      @donkeykong5900 Před 3 lety +27

      That's the second time I've herd that during a building fire

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 Před 3 lety +20

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @loreto1851
      @loreto1851 Před 3 lety +12

      Why did I read this in a Italian accent

  • @JailMadeMayo
    @JailMadeMayo Před 3 lety +611

    "Oh wow that's a pretty good Luigi impression"
    *Mario opens his mouth*
    *huh*

    • @drakeisacake
      @drakeisacake Před 3 lety +9

      Mario's voice sounds like the *hello mario* meme

  • @FortliniTiky
    @FortliniTiky Před rokem +19

    hope that Mario has enough lives to survive perfect peach.

  • @CatMario85
    @CatMario85 Před 4 měsíci +19

    Pov R34 futanari 4:21

  • @DaCaptainDerpy
    @DaCaptainDerpy Před 3 lety +1574

    4:45
    "GET BACK IN THE FIRE PEACH!"
    God I want that as a ringtone

    • @Casey-cy6ph
      @Casey-cy6ph Před 3 lety +10

      Same

    • @IvaraAra
      @IvaraAra Před 3 lety +19

      God damn same bro, to be fair shouldn't be too hard no?

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill Před 3 lety +4

      czcams.com/video/b9ZhGoxDRnQ/video.html🦍

    • @Syorbic
      @Syorbic Před 3 lety +3

      Same dude

    • @zachh6214
      @zachh6214 Před 3 lety +4

      If you make this happen. Let me know where

  • @AndKlyde
    @AndKlyde Před 3 lety +1504

    I like how he used gasoline to burn his house when it's literally made of paper

    • @madlad1912
      @madlad1912 Před 3 lety +9

      damn

    • @NekoConnect
      @NekoConnect Před 3 lety +48

      A faster burn perhaps

    • @Jijert
      @Jijert Před 3 lety +7

      Thanks Burger King

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT Před 3 lety +17

      The unholiness must be returned to hell as fast as possible before with corrupts the world around it

    • @KAMFP
      @KAMFP Před 3 lety +7

      Well if he wanted a clean burn, he shoulda used ....Propane. -hank stares at camera-

  • @jwallaby7895
    @jwallaby7895 Před rokem +21

    2:00 Anybody else totally miss the JP poster on their first dozen views? 😂

    • @_X1M_
      @_X1M_ Před rokem

      I thought the Halo 3 ODST poster was more interesting.

    • @Nurhaal
      @Nurhaal Před rokem +1

      Considering that this was a parady of what the MGTOW became? No? It was obvious JP would be in here some where lol
      It actually would've been a lot better if it was Andrew Tate, not JP.

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof Před rokem +8

    *"RUB THAT OFF!"* - _Mario_

  • @dylandavidson9478
    @dylandavidson9478 Před 3 lety +2531

    I’m reading monster girls

  • @Nomad-bl4yw
    @Nomad-bl4yw Před 3 lety +2045

    Luigi sounded like a redditor when he was talking about feminine dek

  • @jonathanhammond5563
    @jonathanhammond5563 Před 2 lety +13

    Would love to see a sequel to this lol

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 Před 2 lety +6

    Luigi your only supposed to take one red pill a day, NOT THE WHOLE BOTTLE!

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 Před 3 lety +6388

    "It's based, Mario."
    Now let's take a step back Luigi.

  • @miguelpescado
    @miguelpescado Před 3 lety +5790

    Luigi: Has Italian accent
    Mario: Talks without accent.

  • @Babyunique23
    @Babyunique23 Před rokem +5

    3:56 NAW THIS KILLED ME SO BAD

  • @Goofyballs093
    @Goofyballs093 Před rokem +5

    the into is true humanity is falling a part

    • @DarkPitTheFallenAngel
      @DarkPitTheFallenAngel Před rokem +1

      I wish humans would go extinct.

    • @PeruvianPotato
      @PeruvianPotato Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​@@DarkPitTheFallenAngelStart with yourself then. God forbid you procreate

    • @refumei7847
      @refumei7847 Před 14 dny

      Crazy how people fail to understand when they get made fun of

  • @jonathanferraro1159
    @jonathanferraro1159 Před 3 lety +1067

    “SPICY LIKE A GAH-BAH-GOOL”
    That got me man

  • @batman369able
    @batman369able Před 3 lety +2317

    I like how Mario didnt flinch when Luigi put a fucking gun to his chin.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts Před 2 lety +55

      They have more than one life

    • @smallmud5457
      @smallmud5457 Před 2 lety +27

      He's used to it

    • @williamhanna9718
      @williamhanna9718 Před 2 lety +17

      I mean it’s Luigi lol

    • @linkman4432
      @linkman4432 Před 2 lety +38

      It implies Luigi's done this WAY too many times to thebpoint where nario stopped trying because he KNOWS luigi won't do it.

    • @plushidiot600
      @plushidiot600 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't fucking say that

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe Před 4 měsíci +2

    Did not expect Luigi to go ‘Futas, Mario. They’re the answer to everything.’

  • @infinitymemeslol
    @infinitymemeslol Před rokem +4

    This video is if Seth MacFarlane made the super Mario bros. And He would also Voice Mario in this.

  • @outofsortsone
    @outofsortsone Před 3 lety +9744

    Meatcanyon:draws things disturbingly and makes them more disturbing
    Flashgitz:draws things normally and makes them disturbing

  • @aether9019
    @aether9019 Před 3 lety +1643

    If Mario remembered to make one for Luigi, he wouldn't have lost his mind.

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar Před 3 lety +87

      The problem of incel culture in one sentence.

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 Před 3 lety +20

      Nah, the truth Luigi discovered is found from within, for it is always in all of us. He would have discovered what would make his woman perfect soon enough.

    • @tk0192
      @tk0192 Před 3 lety +8

      and you will too

    • @aether9019
      @aether9019 Před 3 lety +2

      @@tk0192 Oh no.

    • @MR3LIXR
      @MR3LIXR Před 3 lety +4

      @@Droemar incel culture lol

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow

    Over a year later and still gorgeous.

  • @javarisevans5010
    @javarisevans5010 Před 2 lety +3

    “SPICY LIKE A GABAGOOOOO” hilarious

  • @Loader2K1
    @Loader2K1 Před 3 lety +1986

    I didn't think a fictional character could be portrayed as a simp, a Chad, and an incel all at once. Thanks for proving me wrong.

    • @FumanyuX
      @FumanyuX Před 3 lety +165

      that's called a tridimensional character, ironic for a PAPER Mario

    • @pimenjoyer.221
      @pimenjoyer.221 Před 3 lety +29

      Not gonna lie the first part was pretty right.

    • @chrisbelair5916
      @chrisbelair5916 Před 3 lety +22

      Incel before making peach, Chad after...
      When was he a simp?

    • @01100101011100100111
      @01100101011100100111 Před 3 lety +13

      @@chrisbelair5916 I think he's talking about Luigi. Might be wrong.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann Před 3 lety +6

      @@01100101011100100111 Nah, Luigi wasn't a simp nor incel

  • @JJ-02
    @JJ-02 Před 3 lety +3313

    "Where'd you get that bag of red pills!?"

  • @milcmilk
    @milcmilk Před rokem +1

    This is one of my favourite vids in all of CZcams now.

  • @joshuamiller8259
    @joshuamiller8259 Před rokem +7

    Go get some weeel cwiminals

  • @kyungsoon4616
    @kyungsoon4616 Před 3 lety +614

    I love how everyone is american but luigi has a bad italian accent 😂😂

  • @JUS.S4VE
    @JUS.S4VE Před 3 lety +4176

    “Spicy like a gabba gooooo” had me dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @josiahbrosiahhoward
    @josiahbrosiahhoward Před 2 lety +2

    FlashGitz humor is always so layered. It's animated pun humor overlayed on glaring societal realities. The disturbing element is not fictional.

  • @Joshualvl99
    @Joshualvl99 Před 10 měsíci

    I find myself constantly returning to this video. It’s my favorite flashgitz video.

  • @Omni_G
    @Omni_G Před 3 lety +880

    "rub that off!"
    I think that's what she wants Mario

  • @SpiderVenom12905
    @SpiderVenom12905 Před 3 lety +2006

    You’re ads are too good for raid shadow legends it’s better than they deserve

  • @Thumper894
    @Thumper894 Před 2 lety +2

    “Get back in the fire, Peach!” just kills me.

  • @dbsm206
    @dbsm206 Před rokem +5

    Damn Chris Pratt did a fine job voicing this.

  • @eli3804
    @eli3804 Před 3 lety +3399

    Soooo no ones is going to talk about how MeatCanyon is Mario? He’s hilarious, love the vid 😂

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings Před 3 lety +708

    DeviantArt artists making their first drawing

    • @Mactoto
      @Mactoto Před 3 lety +8

      MY OC - SLIGHTLY BLUER SONIC
      DO NOT STEAL!!!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 Před 3 lety +4

      Is it really such a horrific experience?😭

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/b9ZhGoxDRnQ/video.html💫

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 Před 3 lety +2

      More like someone hopping on pixiv for the first time.

    • @Yamus
      @Yamus Před 3 lety +1

      Mactoto hello Mac

  • @watertommyz
    @watertommyz Před rokem +2

    Luigi rub that off.
    Years later; Oh. 😂

  • @somekidnamedqai
    @somekidnamedqai Před 3 lety +697

    You can bring drawings to life?
    Rule 34 Artists: “Now this looks like a job for me”
    P.S. The semi-OG is Sir Apple

  • @mr.kevin1209
    @mr.kevin1209 Před 3 lety +1824

    "YOU'VE BEEN READING VICE HAVEN'T YOU!?"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 Před 3 lety +80

      "I don't know how to read!"

    • @derikthompson205
      @derikthompson205 Před 3 lety +70

      @@damienmoses124 "That's what you WANT me to think!"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 Před 3 lety +43

      @@derikthompson205 "I would never betray you like that!"

    • @derikthompson205
      @derikthompson205 Před 3 lety +36

      @@damienmoses124 "Just, GET OUT!!"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 Před 3 lety +33

      @@derikthompson205 *sobs then trips then hit the doorknob*

  • @onyxguardian5122
    @onyxguardian5122 Před 2 lety +3

    3:58
    when Luigi said “Its based Mario” I lost it 🤣🤣

  • @ltsgobrando
    @ltsgobrando Před 4 měsíci +1

    I can't unsee Peach face the wrong way at 3:32.... 😂

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 3 lety +2988

    Super Mario parodies have evolved a lot. Mario is way funnier when he sounds nothing like the original.

    • @GottaFistDemAll
      @GottaFistDemAll Před 3 lety +130

      That's legit the best type of Mario. No accent with an asshole personality = Best Mario.

    • @quagsirefan8946
      @quagsirefan8946 Před 3 lety +96

      It’s even funnier since Luigi has his voice, but Mario is just normal lmao

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 Před 3 lety +19

      @@quagsirefan8946 it's like the opposite of that "safe s*x" Super Mario video.

    • @NeoGames2
      @NeoGames2 Před 3 lety +3

      This actually started with Angry Mario I think. An animation of him doing the exact same shit.

    • @PedroHCF37
      @PedroHCF37 Před 3 lety +7

      Remember Mad Mad Mario?

  • @Jantangan
    @Jantangan Před 3 lety +1215

    They do "the worst advertisement" of raid shadow legends, but in professional way. I respect that.

    • @Judgementxxx
      @Judgementxxx Před 3 lety +13

      Properly why they keep asking them to do it.

    • @krysternion9113
      @krysternion9113 Před 3 lety +6

      @SteamPunkSally search for Red Shadow Maggots if you know tf2

    • @Stalfoes
      @Stalfoes Před 3 lety +5

      These are honestly the best ads I’ve ever seen. They’re entertaining on their own even.

    • @arturdmorgan6418
      @arturdmorgan6418 Před 3 lety +1

      Ma, its the fucking cat, again!

    • @MaximumStatic
      @MaximumStatic Před 3 lety +1

      Bro im in tears that ad is professional garbage lmaoo

  • @danielrules-espinal
    @danielrules-espinal Před 2 lety +2

    This feels like an episode of South Park where Cartman and Stan try to fix Timmy with Cartman as Mario, Stan as Luigi, and Timmy as Peach.

  • @charleswinchester1054
    @charleswinchester1054 Před rokem +1

    The whole kingdom is made of paper. How does fire exist in such a flammable place? How!?!?

  • @ThePotchili
    @ThePotchili Před 3 lety +598

    I knew I recognized that voice, MeatCanyon, the legend himself.

    • @ehi_ij
      @ehi_ij Před 3 lety +21

      If he said *25 cents* it would’ve been iconic

    • @god3538
      @god3538 Před 3 lety +5

      Ehi IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍

    • @notturok7841
      @notturok7841 Před 3 lety

      How does he have that voice

    • @dlucky7s456
      @dlucky7s456 Před 3 lety

      I KNEW it was meatcanyon

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 Před 3 lety

      Holy shit it was him?
      ON FLASHGITZ?
      Eeyup, he's gonna make the big leagues now.

  • @shadowkiller4000
    @shadowkiller4000 Před 3 lety +573

    "It's based mario"
    -Luguoi

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 Před 3 lety +44

      "HOW IS THAT F**KING BASED LUIGI?!
      RUB THAT OFF!"
      -mario

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 Před 3 lety +8

      Based on what?

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 Před 3 lety +6

      WAIT IS THAT PROFILE PIC JULIAN AS THE DEFLATED EMOJI PILLOW!?!?!?

    • @shadowkiller4000
      @shadowkiller4000 Před 3 lety +5

      @@brolapse69 yup, it's in the kickstarter animated video.

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 Před 3 lety +4

      @@shadowkiller4000 just found it. God bless you.

  • @dominicanfrankster
    @dominicanfrankster Před rokem +1

    Humor really is the only way we can deal, humor, and hyperbole.

  • @zeche8477
    @zeche8477 Před 3 lety +5113

    Whoa there luigi, the world isn’t ready for such potent redpills.

    • @govanahkwoemoe194
      @govanahkwoemoe194 Před 3 lety +33

      I had even more strong ones. That I could be hitler.

    • @JayCoolChannel
      @JayCoolChannel Před 3 lety +68

      Taking the redpill is just another way of saying becoming an incel

    • @OnyeNacho
      @OnyeNacho Před 3 lety +91

      @@JayCoolChannel No its not. incel are when you overdose on blue pills and your queen la-la land comes crashing down. Simps who go rogue.

    • @OnyeNacho
      @OnyeNacho Před 3 lety +76

      @@JayCoolChannel A red pill is when a divorced or man with failed relationships says "Fuck this. I am going home to fap, play video games, and invest in crypto-currency."

    • @todo5203
      @todo5203 Před 3 lety +8

      I think the world is preparing for itXD

  • @chosen-wan2188
    @chosen-wan2188 Před 3 lety +770

    Mario is a real man of culture reading monster musume

  • @thetwotards2192
    @thetwotards2192 Před 10 měsíci +2

    Why was the sketch peach actually FUCKING TERROR INDUCING

  • @whippycream1
    @whippycream1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    MKBD knocking at the door like police makes me giggle 😂

  • @blakeduckly2875
    @blakeduckly2875 Před 3 lety +1108

    Anime: I watch for the plot
    Hentai: I watch for the “plot”
    Flashgitz: I watch for the Raid Shadow Legends

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 Před 3 lety +4

      red shadow maggots

    • @theguardsman5358
      @theguardsman5358 Před 3 lety +1

      @@adamortiz4893 so you watch him too eh mate

    • @snowkbs
      @snowkbs Před 3 lety

      @@adamortiz4893 I see men of culture here

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 Před 3 lety

      @@theguardsman5358 "But how did you survive?"
      "I was dronk"

  • @richardfry19
    @richardfry19 Před 3 lety +2554

    "Spicy wike a gabagool"
    I fucking lost it rofl.

  • @ashes2ashley230
    @ashes2ashley230 Před 2 lety +2

    I've always imagined how convenient it would be to make comedy AND p*rno together, until now.

  • @jamesinman9262
    @jamesinman9262 Před rokem +1

    “The unterfrau must be made uberfrau.”
    Amazing.

  • @andreim4781
    @andreim4781 Před 3 lety +1386

    I wish u guys would post more behind the scenes I loved them

  • @jbtanny
    @jbtanny Před 3 lety +567

    It’s really hard to believe that this video isn’t sponsored by Nintendo in any way.

    • @LorenzoGallo111
      @LorenzoGallo111 Před 3 lety +8

      Nintendo futa department

    • @kaiokenx20_
      @kaiokenx20_ Před 3 lety +1

      @@LorenzoGallo111 crocoyasu

    • @Acemancello
      @Acemancello Před 3 lety

      Raid Shadow Legends 👶

    • @edgardofox1
      @edgardofox1 Před 3 lety +1

      jajajajaja

    • @mrmason6273
      @mrmason6273 Před 2 lety

      Shigeru Miyamoto (the head game designer at Nintendo and creator of Mario) would probably hate this and then have it taken down for "copyright reasons".

  • @TickleMeSenpai
    @TickleMeSenpai Před 2 lety

    How have i missed this all these years 😂 incredible to discover

  • @endertrade4893
    @endertrade4893 Před 6 měsíci +7

    "The Unterfrau must become the Oberfrau" -Luigi
    As a German this is absolutely hilarious

  • @Slumode
    @Slumode Před 3 lety +562

    “Sometimes you have to hurt yourself to hurt your self”

  • @funnypaperface
    @funnypaperface Před 3 lety +1985

    The final words
    “Perfect peach” : SPICY LIKE A GABA GOO
    Mario : NOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 Před rokem +2

    Copyright striking this would mean Mario is canonically misogynistic

  • @sxnbu
    @sxnbu Před 2 lety +1

    the "unterfrau must be made überfrau" i'm so fckn happy to be learning german cuz oh my god

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 Před 3 lety +568

    Flashgitz: censors something
    Everyone: impossible

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy Před 3 lety +20

      I guess we'll wait for them to upload to newgrounds

    • @yoyomydude8283
      @yoyomydude8283 Před 3 lety +2

      Perhaps the archives are incomplete

  • @Bad_Draw
    @Bad_Draw Před 3 lety +878

    I like that the joke in the title is that the monster Mario created wasn’t “perfect” peach but Luigi.

    • @theg-man4840
      @theg-man4840 Před 3 lety +22

      *Mario what have you done*

    • @dot9424
      @dot9424 Před 3 lety +14

      @Otneimica If you're saying that info is not true, then it wouldn't be "based."

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +3

      @Otneimica The thing with virgin men is that they go two ways: They either go blackpill and start hating women and society, or they go full SIMP in the hopes of banging any woman remotely interested.
      Of course, both are disgusting losers.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 Před 3 lety

      And he's a monster as well. Just alt right peeps on 4chan and shit thinking like that

    • @youngturkey203
      @youngturkey203 Před 3 lety +1

      @@DonVigaDeFierro you men some virgin men right? Because while simps and incels are pathetic losers they only make a small percentage of virgin men.

  • @harshvardhanjha4611
    @harshvardhanjha4611 Před 2 lety

    no channel makes me laugh in agreement as much as this does, phenomenal

  • @Spooder_cat14
    @Spooder_cat14 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Luigi be like: “yeah I’m done”

  • @second2last392
    @second2last392 Před 3 lety +226

    "I don't know how to read!"
    "THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!"