I can't wait for another generation of women to have crippling confidence issues when they see all this "strong female characters" and then get smacked by the real world
just like every other teenager in MCU, Cassie builds a super advanced quantum tech in her basement. Edit: I didn't add female teenager because we don't know her gender
Modoc is defeated by a teenage girl and gets told not to be a dick. Then sacrifices himself to defeat Kang in order to not be a dick anymore. Brilliant character arc. The Disney Marvel writers must be proud
@@liamphibiahe’s credited with helping write like 3 episodes from season 1 😭 that’s like when game company’s say “from the developers of …” and it’ll be 3 game designers out of 100 from that game lmao.
@@ccelite3782 At least they are differentiated by the tech they have and affiliations. Tony always has the most advanced tech and he created Rescue with the same tech, Rhodey is the military man with connections to the government and his armor is the one with all the guns. Pepper most likely never wanted to fight or an armor at all but was ready to her part against Thanos
Reminds me of this awful scene from Jurassic World Dominion. Dr. Wu: “gives the clone girl a glass of water and tries to be nice to her.” Clone girl: *flips him off.* Me: 🙄
I saw it yesterday... Thank goodness I didn't see any trailers for it so I'm not jaded yet I really didn't like the part when she's like disrespecting him like if he didn't do anything🙄
Most of them lack the capacity to have an internal dialogue with _themselves_ - there is no way they would be able to converse with the character they're writing
@@unbearifiedbear1885 This is Exactly the reason. If they could, they would have never become these Idiotic Activists. Somebody needs to Test this on the Streets. "Do you have arguments with yourself?" question. I bet they don´t. Why I, we always ask us, Am I actually Right on this one? What is the Point of the other Side? How would i do it, if was to achive my Evil Plans?...etc They do not Think at ALL, is what i learned. Even if you show the 100% Facts (like the Coov VaxBS) they can not Compute it, but will fight for there Idiocracy without any Arguments.
"There's still people who need help, DAD!" Imagine saying that to someone who'd saved half the life in the universe. I think my response would be "if you live a thousand lifetimes and are in an insufferable activist in every one, you won't save a fraction of a fraction of the lives that I have. But don't worry, my will directs the money I made selling books to go to a worthy charity--not you."
@@carljthatsme94And its not some obligation he swore. The mcu has shown that the multiverse is filled with mutants/gods who will outlive scott and are much more powerful than a guy who at best can grow to the size of a small building and summon ant swarms. Ant man simply isnt made to deal with threats to the multiverse. He also lost years of time and didnt get to see his daughter grow up. Give the man a break for pete's sake.
@@carljthatsme94 It's just disgusting. They also introduce MODOK just to have him sacrifice himself for the multiverse against kang (introduced in this specifically so they wouldn't have to actually sacrifice a main character imo) but does he actually get respect for what should have been an incredibly potent and heartfelt sacrifice? No instead he's treated as a joke throughout and basically switches teams, can marvel actually just let a scene set and not make it a joke and bother to actually earn the moment!
The apex moment was the young activist telling Darren it is never too late “to stop being a dick”…so brave, so powerful. Our theater broke out in endless applause, so beautiful 😆🙄
I mean I think it is. You see it everywhere, a toxic asshole and then everyone replying with the same energy. Nothing comes of it but more negativity. I liked the message of it never being too late to change.
@@Zapdos97 Well maybe if toxic assholes didn't exist then negativity would not be the response so it's always the fault of ppl themselves and getting karma in return so yeah be a toxic asshole and you deserve the same energy. And besides your comment is bogus because that lesson is only fictional, obviously the writers can retcon a character's personality and change them whenever they want because they aren't real. So what you like here is pure fanasty. Now go on telling ppl with depression it's never too late to be happy 😑
@syndrome5031 Are you trolling by bringing depression into this? A psychological disease has nothing to do with behavior. Spreading kindness is not fantasy. Everyone has a choice.
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 will be my last Marvel movie ever worth getting invested to go see in theaters. After that, I'm CUTTING OFF FROM MARVEL!!
Falcon not being able to make money is the most ludicrous thing that has happened in the entire saga, which consists of superhero gods fighting aliens, wizards, robots, talking raccoons, and Captain Marvel. You’ve got a young, black, handsome, charismatic, Air Force pararescue veteran who helped save the universe, and he can’t get a loan to help his family’s small business? This dude could run for President and win unanimously. He would have under armour, Coca Cola, fubu, Stark Industries, the US Air Force, Louisiana State University, and every small business in his home town, including that fucking bank, would be begging him to do commercials, billboards, etc., begging him to endorse their products and services. He’s a runner. Phil Knight would have been at Tony’s funeral with a 10-figure contract for endorsing the new Nike Air Falcon shoe, and given a pair out to everyone in attendance. He is by far the most marketable avenger on the roster. He appeals to the social justice woke types because he’s black. He appeals to the conservative patriot types because he’s a veteran. There is no meaningful group this guy wouldn’t reach. But he can’t get a small business loan in fucking DeRidder Louisiana, or whatever it was. Give me a break.
You can't show America's enduring pastime of senseless racism if the black guy can just get a bank loan with no undue hassle. Technically he didn't get the loan because neither he nor his sister had income, but we know what the underlying pretext was.
@@TheAmbientMage I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that there are probably some places where, all things being equal, a white guy may get approved for a loan, where a comparable black guy may not. But not this black guy. You think Michael Jordan had ever had trouble getting a loan? What’s ridiculous is that the Falcon had no income. People would be throwing money at him left and right.
I haven't seen the third movie, but doesn't that go completely against her character? I feel like Cassie almost idolized her dad. She knew he made mistakes, but he would do anything for her.
@XEPICfailGAMERX I thought the movie was horrible but found the comment above out of touch. Karen fuck the police activist? Really? Imagine a world where activism wasn't allowed. She cares for people other than herself, gasp. Cassie is who she is because she looks up to her Avenger father, she just kept him in check when he could be doing more. Who wouldn't want that from their child? I would.
@@Zapdos97 She has zero respect for any authority and anyone older than her, typical of how teenagers are portrayed in today’s woke society. And worse, Hollywood wants to put this kind of behavior up as a shining beacon. Activism led by know-nothing privileged spoiled kids serves one purpose, to keep us divided so we are easier to control.
I think what kills me about MODOK is the same issue I have about She-Hulk and Moon Knight. Sure, they have surface level similarities to the comics, but if you actually read those comics, then you'll see how much they missed the mark to showing why those characters worked. Like, MODOK is suppose to look both goofy and disgusting. Sure, a floating head with tiny arms is conceptually silly, however, people don't take into account how gross that would actually look in real life. However, they literally just put a guy's face over a CGI character and called it a day, so he just looks like a bad VFX effect for most of the film. There's a reason why people are comparing him to Mr. Electric from Sharkboy & Lavagirl. The problem isn't him looking goofy, it's him looking fake.
Comic Modok triggers an Uncanny Valley effect were your mind isn't even sure if his limbs are actually real, or if he's just a giant head pretending to have a rest of a body. MCU Modok looks like a less rectangular Funko Pop.
Yep just a lazy attempt, and people will defend it. I had a person say well how did you expect him to look he has a goofy design and I’m like have you even seen the character. The bar is set so low people accept anything.
Remember when Modok was actually powerful in the beginning of the movie and then just turned nnto a non threat when kang pushed him against the wall for speaking out. Which for being together for so long how does Modok not know Kang doesn't want anyone to speak unless given permission
@@bananaking664 The only things the show and the comics have in common is that they're both comedic and that she breaks the 4th wall. The comparing the 2 versions is like comparing night and day.
Between the daughter of Antman being a brat to her dad and the clone girl in Jurrasic World Dominion and her bratty behavior, I think that Hollywood DESPISES teens and young adults.
I wouldn’t have put that beyond Marvel, remember that they didn’t even have the balls to have Falcon call Karli a terrorist (which she was) at the end of FATWS
@sergiooh97 That whole show was just absurd. John Walker was treated like the devil by both the show and its fans, but the likes of Karli and Zemo were given all the depth and sympathy. Falcon himself barely gives Walker a chance, but wants to redeem the mass-murdering terrorist and is weirdly chill with the dude who tried to make Tony and Steve murder one another! Oh, but Walker going off the deep end and killing one asshole with a giant frisbee was over the line?!
@@silverblade357 I remember a few online reviewers pretty much telling me to hate Walker, not just why THEY hated him, but all that did was make me like him even more, out of spite.
Remember when Scott's daughter found out he was alive? How after 5 years she had her father back? Remember how touching that scene was? In this movie we have her as the typical female teenager, which in Marvel means she's one of the smartest people on the planet, building mindbending tech in her basement and telling us "YOU need to do better!"
@Jacob Reminds me of a video Aba and Preach commented on of a nonbinary girl(?) crying because her mom was telling her to move out, and she filmed her tantrum.
Really sucks that Cassie wound up like this. The father-daughter relationship between her and Scott was among my favorite parts of the first two Ant-Man movies.
It's the whole heart of his character, literally! The first thing he does after the snap is look to see if she's alive. Its stupid that they'd make him egotistic and ruin their relationship/dynamic.
Loved their dynamic too.. hate they recast her.. the original Cassie actress is 14 now, whereas this new Cassie is 26 yr old.. lost its charm.. I'm saying no to this Antifa-girl and Ant-man movie...
They ruined Cassie. Which is why I refuse to go see this movie, because I refuse to be subjected to that. They've already ruined enough of my favorite MCU characters. You know, I'm honestly GLAD that Tony Stark is dead now, because I shudder to imagine how Disney might have forced RDJ to portray his character in the past few years!!
Mauler laughing hysterically as he explains the movie and Drinker just looking dejected, he can't even bring himself to laugh along. That made this whole segment
That groan from drinker when he heard the stakes are 'destroy the multiverse'...I felt that. Boy the daughter though? They're really trying to lay it on thick, I'd love to see when she saved half of all life in reality.
Remember kids It’s okay to call the person *who helped save the entire universe* selfish, so long as they are a whhhhhhhhhhite man 👍 -This message has been approved by Disney Inc.
Remember when tony stark took a decade and a bunch of films to create and perfect his armour? All the mistakes he made, the flaws he identified in his armour to fix and how long it took him to get to the bleeding edge armour? Now we have every single teen in the world is able to just build extremely high tech gadgets and impossible devices. With 0 respect for the things they create. Everything is just flawless and perfect immediately for them. Really speaks to the generation as a whole.
Well, technically whatever someone else makes will not have the VERY same advanced features as Tony's suit - for that to happen, someone would need to have access to his designs and the intellectual capacity to understand what they were seeing and how to improve on it, as well as the technical and financial resources to build suits. Will someone at a corporation ever figure that out? Of course not, they're business suits - they have no clue what makes a logical or good story.
The movie pretty much tells you that Hank and Hope also built the device. It was just a idea from Cassie, if she was the one who built it then it would’ve been built in the five years everyone was dusted.
Not only did it take years to perfect, it was clear that Tony’s tinkering came at the cost of having meaningful relationships. His obsession with work was, while useful, a morally slippery slope. Not even mentioning the fact his technology would be mimicked and used for evil _all the time_ . But who likes that kind subtlety from their genius characters? Let’s just have walking macguffin pubescent savants.
I agree with the ridiculous fact that Michelle Pfeiffer's character didn't tell the family anything about her 30 years in the quantum realm. I also questioned the wisdom of Kang allowing them all to keep their suits when they were captured. Then wondered why they didn't just use their super suits to escape. Did I miss something?
no u didnt. i was thinking the same thing. scott literally saved the entire universe from mass extinction from thanos, first by saving the half that was snapped, and then by saving them from the alternate universe mad titan from controlling all of existence. He too suffered, having had to watch his daughter grow up without her, and finally had a good job going for him, getting respected as a hero, getting recognised for his efforts, and being able to be there for his daughter and dedicating his book for her. but no, her daughter has the audacity to tell him he is not helping people at all, and gets locked up again, even though scott wouldn't want that. And michelle pfeiffer's character doesnt tell anyone about kang, despite the avengers proving to be the best possible people who have a fighting chance against him. oh and lets not forget. Scott lang's daughter says she was going to map out the quantum realm without stepping into it and says key words like satellite, which by definition, sends a signal to map out the earth. Michelle doesnt ask those questions before she switches on the device, when there was even a chance she could have messed up but once she starts it, oh no we got to shut it down. she could have asked how it works before letting her switch it on, but instead jeopardises everyone by not acting at proper moment. and withholds important information about kang till it is too late. I am excited for drinker to watch the marvels btw, cant wait to see how much more they can make the movie brain dead even more than the trailer.
Everyone in this movie are good actors (even Kathryn Newton has done a far better performance in other movies than this), such a shame that the material wasn't as good as their talent
Antman was in this? the synopsis said "Old Wasp and Young Wasp uncover the secrets of the quantum realm, end world hunger and literally drive the movie. Antman is out buying wasp tampons"
You're doing it for the people, Drinker. Your channel is essentially how I experience the MCU now - I can vote with my wallet, being safe in the knowledge that I'm not missing anything important. And...one day, if/when they finally pull their heads out of their collective asses, I can start watching again without feeling like I missed out. Just so long as you guys keep taking the bullets for us.
You really would spend money on it if it were turned around? They never deserve your money again, dude. Not in this life, that’s for sure. A betrayal is a betrayal. Would you take a girl back that cheated? No. Or, maybe you would, maybe you’re that guy 😂
Funniest parts about the first 20 minutes of the movie: 1. The first 5-10 minutes literally plays out like a f****** commercial and I’m not joking. Go look at a heartburn commercial and you’ll see what I mean lmao 2. Everyone lays into Scott for writing the book and his rebuttal is “well..I think I deserve this I did save half the universe” (which is true) and everyones response is an eye roll and to pretty much tell him to move on and stop dwelling on the past, which is crazy considering that since Ant Man 1 he’s literally only spent a year or 2 as free man 3. His perfect activist daughter, that you’re not allowed to admonish because she wants to help (that’s literally her character) and even worse she’s proud that she shrunk a police car and got arrested because they were clearing a homeless camp. I can 100% guarantee a vigilante showing up shrinking s*** is gonna get that camp cleared even quicker
I... I have problems with number 2... but I'm not sure what it is... exactly... I haven't seen any of the Ant Man movies, but, if Scott can write and publish a book, what's stopping literally any of the rest of the MCU characters (Avengers especially) from writing their own books? Can you imagine if Steve Rogers wrote a sort of journal describing his experiences of old to us things for the first time? Or if Tony Stark (or let's be real, Pepper Potts ghost writing for Tony) a book on how to understand quantum mechanics? Hell, do that, have it put into school curriculae, and, boom, that alone could explain ReRe Williams. Thor, before Asgard fell, could've done a series of books on the many stories of his friends and other warriors of Valhalla... confirm and or clear up Norse mythology. Or maybe have him tag along with archaeology expeditions, and he can explain from first hand knowledge what some of the artifacts they dig up even are.
Damn, I didn't realize Antmans daughter was teenage genius RiRi Williams. Wait, shes not? She's just another genius teenage girl in the MCU? What are the odds
@@christopherlake9667 My main gripe with the MSHEU is that they're rushing the Kid Avengers, er, Avengers Jr, er, Young Avengers out of ruining or killing off legacy Avengers. Just stop!
Remember the bad old days, when unimaginative Hollywood types who were embarrassed by all the cool things we love made fun of them in film adaptations rather than honoring them? Those days are back.
My favorite part was when they show Kang finally joining the battle and he starts atomizing the fodder but when he uses those same weapons it's merely a tickle and a slight pushback on the Ant Fam
Anyone who thought this movie was going to be different…WHY!?! NOTHING has changed at Disney to force them to stop. Plus, this movie had to be in production alongside the others. This IS a Stage 4 movie. They’re just calling it Phase 5.
I keep thinking this every time people watch new marvel shows or movies. It's like these things just exist to give people like Drinker a job. "Oh here's another show I'm gonna hate, but at least I get to make a video trashing it" Then the fan says "oh another negative review about a show that everyone knew would suck. Can't wait to hear everyone describe how bad and woke it is." Meanwhile I'm thinking, STOP WATCHING IT!
@@abstractdaddy1384 I love hate watching buddy and let me tell you, People like Drinker are really helping change other people's opinions about these franchises more and more people are seeing the reality and someday NOBODY WILL WATCH IT INDEED (Like StarWars)
@@abstractdaddy1384 I mean, Critics watch this stuff because it's their job, and getting the word out, positive or negative, is the whole point. Fans watch the Critics because they either like the Critic, or because they want to hear about a certain subject. Mostly both. Don't really see a problem there.
Just need to take a look at the board of directors for Disney, who own Marvel. Not a single White man except two in purely technical roles (chief security officer, and VP in charge of financial planning and taxes). And they have seats for "diversity" and "social responsibility," of course two posts you definitely can't give to Whites, the targets. I'll copy-paste from another site: Here is a page with Disney's board of directors. They call the page, "Disney - Leadership, History, Social Responsibility". "Entertainment" isn't in the title. -The chairwoman of Disney is the homosexual *Susan Arnold. -The CEO and formerly the chairman is *Robert Iger. -The chairman of Disney studio content is *Alan Bergman. -Chairman of ESPN and sports content is *James Pitaro, formerly chairman of consumer products and interactive media. -The chairwoman of Disney General Entertainment Content is *Dana Walden. -Executive VP in charge of Corporate Social Responsibility is *Jennifer Cohen. -Before Iger, the CEO was *Michael Eisner, also chairman. -Before Eisner the chairman was *Michael Ovitz. -Before Ovitz the chairman was *Jeffrey Katzenberg. -The president of Disney General Entertainment Content is Karey Burke, a White woman, who boasts that she has made both her children homosexuals, one of them transvestite and the other "pansexual". She has lobbied for "many, many, many LGBTQIA characters" in Disney content, and has called for 50 percent of Disney characters to be either homosexuals or non-Whites. -Senior executive VP and general counsel is the Latino Horacio Gutierrez. -Senior VP and treasurer is the Latino Carlos Gómez. -Senior executive VP and Chief Human Resources Officer is the Black Paul Richardson. -Senior VP and Chief Diversity Officer is the Black Latondra Newton.
@@abstractdaddy1384 So if this movie turns out to be awful, and nobody watches it, yeah it won't make money and it'll fail. But if guardians of the Galaxy 3 is actually really good, and nobody watches it because it's marvel, and nobody reviewed it to let people know if they think it's good or not, yeah, Disney suffers, but so does the director, so does the writer, so does the producer, and now their reputation is tarnished and we don't get movies from them anymore (whether that's a Disney film or an indie flick), when they just proved they're competent film makers, and at that point why spend any money on a writer? Just hire the first guy off the street, screw it, names being attached to projects means nothing. Education means nothing. Why even try to make anything good?
@@thegodofalldragons but it took him time. And he got the knowledge from Scott after he came back. If they had called Riri the gangsta genius, their machine would'be been built in a second.
@@thegodofalldragons True, but Tony was a prodigy middle-aged adult, who had spent over a decade making cutting edge tech, and had thought about time-travel for some time. Now geniuses are just popping up everywhere and they're all women and young girls who can develop this stuff overnight. Just trying to balance out the point.
Her having those discs creates a massive problem for the continuity or what’s left of it. In the first and second movie we’re told she had to shrink down to a size that was too small for her to regrow to stop a missile but if they had those discs on hand why not just shrink the missile instead. Like I always thought Hank made the discs later and that’s why they didn’t have them back then but no they had them and just didn’t uses them because.
Cassie has divorced parents and an absent father, being scared as a child when yellow jacket almost killed her; she becomes an activist. F*cking nailed it.
One addition: she's an activist who doesnt even know what she's doing. what did she think would change by fighting the police? how about sending the homeless to the quantum realm?
You think this is bad? Wait till you found out that Marvel has assigned the writer of Quantimania to write The Kang Dynasty and the writer of Multiverse of Madness to write Secret Wars. Oh dear, massive red flag 💀
@@gleekthemonkey4570 The only way i can rationalize what you just said is that you're coming from an alternate reality where the movie was not worthy of Mauler's 6 hours review.
It seems part of the last-minute reshoots was to change the ending, which used to be Kang escaping and trapping scott/hope in the quantum realm (based on leaks). But the execs wanted their light-hearted movie. You can see in the reshoot photos that paul rudd is carrying the donut box from the weird final scene, so that wasn't even a thing until the last few weeks. Unbelievable
@@raymalik5171 From what I hear about kang's powers he really shouldnt have lost against the ant family in any believable scenario. Like wanda in MoM his powers should've been an instawin yet arent for some reason. This is the guy who apparently is a threat to the multiverse to the point the others banished him yet he gets beaten by ant man. Kang is a joke.
Just from reading a book. It's pissed me off so much but I had to smile with my normie brother next to me because he says that I complain over pointless stuff.
And then Cassie proceeds to act nothing like a genius for the rest of movie. Honestly, if you take that part out, there is NOTHING to suggest she is smart or special in any way outside of having her own suit.
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 While Ant-Man technically doesn’t have powers, he at least grows/shrinks which is interesting. Falcon’s “powers” could be replaced by a drone. It would actually be safer, given he only has human durability. Ant-Man could take a punch when he’s giant at least.
I seriously cannot stop laughing at Darren's CGI face on MODOK, absolutely laughable. Every time we see Darren's face, I kept thinking "put the mask back on!!"
Michelle Pfeiffer said in an interview recently that she at no point knew or understood what was happening in this movie while they were filming it. Now that it's out, she apparently still doesn't. That's a good enough reason for me to add this to my "Avoid!" list.
John David Washington said the same thing, about filming Tenet in an interview and we all know what an absolute mess that movie was, in terms of the writing.
Totally. A very good point. If in every movie variants of kang will keep getting defeated this stupidly, it will only make people lose interest the main Kang variant itself.
Listening to Mauler collapse into hysterical laughter over Hank's socialism comment is funnier to me than any of the "jokes" Marvel shoved into every scene. That line was just so utterly bonkers and ridiculous that I'm legitimately questioning if that was meant to deliberately make Hank look less competent
All the jokes in the movie were so cringe that I really wanted to walk out. I've never wanted to do that but I felt so uncomfortable. They were just so cringe, so misplaced and so unfunny.
Teen Girls in real life: Posting all day on social media and figuring out what gender they want to be. Teen girls in MCU: Build super advanced technology in their basement while mastering the most lethal combat techniques.
Scientists in real life: still have not achieved completed safe nuclear fusion Iron Man in MCU: creates a fusion type power source featuring a palladium core in a cave while recovering from shrapnel to the heart That’s how comic books work g
There used to be a time when I looked forward to every new MCU movie. Now whenever there's one on the way I look forward more to the drinker's review on it than the movie itself.
THE most annoying thing about Ant Man 3? Them constantly taking their helmets off for dialog! I get it, you have an agent and they negotiated you having maximum face time on-screen. But the helmets were going off and on so often it was laughably awkward. "Hey, there's an enemy right there that means to harm us, let's take off our helmets and talk about it!". And MODAK's face, don't get me started...
Thanos was a great opponent because he was smart, strong, he had a plan, he was capable, it was pure belief, and he had depth and a real character. All set out in Infinity War with little screen time before that. This feels like they haven’t given Kang any plan to be as good.
Cassie has become the whining daughter from "Volcano ". Janet's lack of disclosure is equal to Captain Marvel's amnesia. The village fight scene studio was so tiny, Scott ran in circles to the right for the first half. Then run nonstop to the left to end the scene .
I watched Mauler's AntMan 3 video and it just reminded me of Drinker's reaction. 8:17 "He's beaten by ants." And Drinker just sits there for several moments, and it slowly dawns on him that was the end of the statement. And he just breaks for a moment. lol
It’s almost like the Heroes have become psychotic. Cracking jokes about people dying in front of them. Taking time in a battle where they can literally die, to show how to punch properly.
What's worse an entire gigantic company it's actively producing blockbusters whose "heroes" are psychotic and they're (the upper management) proud of those movies
This kind of annoying humor I am pretty sure started in Guardians of the galaxy 2. Then of course Thor Ragnarok came along and was basically a comedy. Now every mcu movie is following the same path.
Not that I wasn't already falling off, but the scene in LOve and Thunder where Thor finds Sif dying with her arm severed and he's making jokes was the end for me. Sad to see such great characters shit on and wasted all in an effort to shit on the fans that built Marvel
The dinner scene didn't hit the way they intended because I looked at the daughter as a jerk, which made me look at the family like they're jerks and then look at the mother in a negative light. Only one that I looked at in a positive light was Scott Lang
You two are unsung heroes. I can't thank y'all enough. Some friends wanted to go see it and I was like, "Nah, it won't be fine." They're upset with me but my sanity and time is worth more than this Disney shite.
Wasp saves the world from hunger and poverty Antman writes a cheesy book .... Ant Girl fights the police for moving the homeless (not actually solving the problem) and builds a device to map a world people cant even comprehend. She learns to be as good a fighter as Antman after less than 1 lesson, she talks a villain into being a hero and... I just hate it so much
@@nont18411 And he eschewed the offer to join the ultimate superhero team in favour of going out every night and helping the people forgotten by society. MEANWHILE Cassy will show up to a protest, fight the police, and talk down to people.
Scott Lang is even less of a superhero than hawkeye or black widow. He's not a soldier, he doesn't have any special serum, he's not a super genius billionaire philanthropist. He can do some parkour and throw a punch. Without his suit he can do nothing. What is he meant to do to fix the worlds problems? Let the man retire!?!
And to compare it to real life, life threatening positions (police, fire fighters, soldiers, etc.), is he not allowed to retire and do something else? Imagine telling a fire fighter they can't quit their job because people need their help. Ant-Man's powers come from his suit, and there are plenty of other heroes that can help run things, right?
The point when Drinker chugs JD for eight seconds after Mauler tells him about Disney's "clever" pro-Socialism message ham-fisted into the is a strangely beautiful moment. You can tell he was prepping himself to 'chug' for show, but when it all processes, he genuinely tells himself, "Nope. This really _is_ too stupid for me to take sober! I'm chugging until the pain stops!"
Another problem with the movie is that Janet/Michelle Pfifer is so damn reluctant to give the family ANY information that could help them. A hour into the movie they’re still asking “who are you running from/what are you scared of” and she just keeps avoiding the question for the sake of the revelation that it’s Kang (which we already know because he’s plastered on the marketing bigger than Wasp, the other main protagonist.) And they keep letting her get away with “I don’t wanna talk about it” when that makes no sense considering you have FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE of the type of threat he is. She knows he’s a threat to not only earth, not only the quantumverse, not only the universe, not only time, but a threat to the ENTIRE multiverse. But I guess that’s a touchy subject *shrugs*
Just enjoy the movie and stop picking holes in it. It wasn’t the worst movie ever. If drinker was praising it you would be too because you just follow and need to feel relevant instead of having your own mind. Sad.
@@MasterBlaster3545 1. Don't need to pick holes when those holes were already there. 2. "It wasn't the worst movie ever" is that really the standard now? I guess I should never complain about the quality of any product I buy since it's not the worst. 3. You're making a lot of assumptions.
When Hank said “i know Socialism gets a bad rap” in the movie it took me out of the movie… i legit felt Disney telling me, heyy Socialism isn’t too bad! Give it a try :)
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 and the worst part is that ants aren't "socialist", they are a monarchy with distinct class structures. Whatever the Queen commands must be done
Great to see that classic movie messages like, "it's okay to make fun of people's appearance so long as you are the right one doing it" are still being shared with the youth of today. How far we have come from our primitive past.
@@rexrexley yes and land whales who are so fat their ankles break if they jump or step to hard is hilarious to me but I'm fatphobic if I laugh at their poor choices
I laughed because I saw an article callinging it Paul Rudds second outing as a solo antman movie, when its the third ant man movie. The media can't even keep track of it
Bro the fact that kang was vaporising people with his beams and suddenly they don't work on the ants or antman at all is crazy💀💀 And why tf did modok have a goofy personality when before the quantum realm bro was an actual bad person💀when tf did cassie's become a freaking engineer she's like 17 or something
The whole plot point of Michelle Pfeiffer finding out Kang was evil by touching his ship felt so derivative of the time they did the same thing with Wanda and Vision in Age of Ultron.
Yes, but Wanda and Vision have powers that make them finding out that way make sense. This version seems just stupid for a from the future genius to have his ship give away his thought to anyone who touches it.
I've noticed that the most effective way to stop evil is to just tell bad people (like school administrators) to stop being evil. Works every time. That's why the literacy rate is plummeting.
Holy crap you serious?! You mean if someone told Hitler and Stalin that what they were doing was awful they would actually listen!!!??? OMG someone build a Time Machine!!!
I took my little boy to the cinema to see "Puss in Boots: the Last Wish!" And whilst standing in the foyer of the cinema, almost every poster was of a Superhero CGI fest! Compared to back in the 90's whenever I went to the cinema, there was posters and promo stands for the latest would-be blockbuster! I remember Cinemattractions that used to be shown on ITV Night-time had the titles to these films just after the intro with the Voice-Over and you'd get excited by the short snippets you'd see onscreen, especially the featurettes! Even "Movies, Games and Videos!" would show some fantastic content to get excited about! It made going to the cinema all the more, an enjoyable experience! Nowadays, when all you can offer is Man bashing, depressing, corporate CGI riddled horse-shit, it makes this old movie lover think that cinema's glory days are well and truly gone! Or, in other words, fucked!! Hollywood is dead!!!
And worst of all you always get jerks that come out of the shadows and start labeling you for pointing out the obvious but they want you to shut up for speaking the truth regarding this madness because the truth destroys their narrative and upbringing on being brainwashed.
I still can't believe the sharp sudden mine shaft drop of quality after Endgame. The MCU went from me watching every movie released in the first week of cinema release, to me falling asleep while watching wakanda forever at a friends house. The soul is gone and the ride is over. Lets just dig the grave, pay our respects and move on with life
I honestly think after Endgame a lot of people whose names still appear in the credits (Feige et. al.) checked out and delegated more of the on-set producing to up and comers at the studio who didn't build anything but see the MCU's success as a big platform for their flavour-of-the-month activism. Someone's clearly asleep at the wheel if we have a female stand-in for every male Avenger, and She-Hulk would never have gotten greenlit (ba dum tsh) if it had been anything other than an MCU property.
"Endgame" was truly the most literal title of the entire series. Everything SHOULD have ended there, but noooooo. No, no, no. Gotta CASH MILK THAT COW. Suck them teets dry, slaughter that beotch, chop 'er up and use the bones as drum sticks! Grind that meat into BURGERS, baby. Cheap ones, too. People REALLY need to start supporting "Diamond Dragons". If they want exemplary writing, that's what they'll need to be reading. Demand that films get made for the series. 🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
@@rc0ll18 well you would be incorrect. Feige didn't get fully involved until Civil War and after Endgame he seized MORE power to change the MCU to his liking (remember his comment about Captain Marvel being the most powerful and able to punch a planet?). He got credit for shit he didn't deserve and now that he's got his hands in everything it's ALL shit. Don't excuse his incompetence away.
@@SDesWriter You’re 100% correct. Kevin Feige is not the reason the MCU became so successful. Ike Perlmutter was the architect until Feige convinced Disney to hand complete control over to him in Phase 3. Luckily the conclusion of the Infinity Saga was already in place with the Russo brothers, but Feige still managed to force in Captain Marvel. Everything released since Endgame outside of Spider-man: No Way Home has been orchestrated by Kevin Feige, and this is why the MCU has declined so significantly.
I’d argue Infinity War is the actual high water mark. Captain Marvel was garbage and Endgame is a competent conclusion but a big step down from IW in the plot dept
If you were to tell the writers or directors that this movie is crap and lay out the reasons, what do you think they would do? Start throwing a tantrum and become defensive, or just stare you in the eyes unblinking and say “I know.”
There would be ‘istaphobe’ accusations in the media rags and statements that ‘it’s not for you’? The usual response these days is chucking toys out of the pram.
the first plot hole I could see - when the portal to the quantum realm was opened by Cassie and it started sucking everything inside, why did it stop after Scott got sucked in???
The amount of exposition dumps in this movie was absurd. Every other scene just felt like someone explaining something or a flashback combined with more explanations.
I am saving so much money by not seeing any MCU movie post Endgame. It has really gone of the rails. Thank you for doing these vids so I can be horrified by the terrible storytelling passing for Marvel these days from the comfort of my home.
@@Zapdos97 This kinda reasoning doesn't apply when there's a remorseless entstablished pattern.If a serial killer slaughters 15 people with a specific method you don't question who did it when the 16th victim comes out
@@Zapdos97 because that's contributing to the problem. There are plot summaries everywhere, review videos (by non-shills) like drinker, long clips publicly poster, and then there's always the seven seas method 🏴.
MCU should do this: Take a page from the movie THE ONE with Jet Li, and explain that the reason they banished that Kang without killing him is that each time a kang dies, the others get stronger and more powerful, inciting endless wars, that they initially tried to stop. I would make it so that the other find out, and all vy for control, causing a multiversal war. By the time you get to the last Kang, that Kang is truly extremely dangerous.
Who would've thought they'd destroy everything that made Kang and MODOK awesome, cool thing about Kang is he's got future knowledge, like he's literally seen and done it all, so anyone he fights he's essentially fought before and that's why he's such a tough opponent. MODOK is a super genius, he fights sure but his primary thing is his intellect.
Damn first time I've seen the Drinker actually drink in one of these and he hasn't even watched the movie. Monday is gonna be a hell of a night for him BELIEVE THAT.
In an ideal world someone with a brain stem wouldve capitalized on infinity War and Endgames insane financial success and not use it as an opportunity to make an entire phase worth of shoehorning, mediocrity and defamation of their own characters. In other words, why didn't they just keep making good stories? They have practically an unlimited amount of source material to work off of and a loyal fanbase. We know they have the ability to do great things , so why keep pushing this BS?
Infinity war was it for me. end game was trash. On My world earth 2231, end game was never made because Thor cut Thanos head off at the end of infinity war. No time travel waste of time garbage.
I haven't seen this particular film, but joking during high-stress deadly situations absolutely happens quite a bit. Talk to any military service member who's been in a combat situation. It's a defense mechanism. It keeps people cool and calm and reminds them of their humanity. Not defending this movie's use of that phenomenon, but it is definitely a real thing.
Kang the Conqueror is such an interesting character, with a really complex and intricate story line, one of the best in Marvel's history. His origin story is also really interesting, involving love and redemption....why didnt they just do that as a movie? Why buy the rights in the first place if you're not gonna use them? Why make a watered down version of the character, stripped of most of what makes him interesting?
Amazing how many teenage girls in the MCU have greater engineering talents than Tony Stark.
I can't wait for another generation of women to have crippling confidence issues when they see all this "strong female characters" and then get smacked by the real world
it would be a shorter list to read which teenage girls aren't smarter than Tony Stark.
Bruh😂😂
And most of them don't even like engineering.
Its a joke, every new great mind is a girl and she's way better than Stark times Reed Richards cubed.
I mean, Tony stark figured out time travel within a day lol
just like every other teenager in MCU, Cassie builds a super advanced quantum tech in her basement.
Edit: I didn't add female teenager because we don't know her gender
And female
And Peter Parker still has to squeeze into some lycra without Tony's golden shower, must be a guy thing
But but socialism though
Without her father's knowledge, pretty cliche
Cassie and Ironheart, 2 disproportionately ultra-IQ, men-not-needing kweeeennnsss 💪💅🙌
Modoc is defeated by a teenage girl and gets told not to be a dick. Then sacrifices himself to defeat Kang in order to not be a dick anymore. Brilliant character arc. The Disney Marvel writers must be proud
No fucking way modok dies, are you fr?
Unfortunately it’s 100% accurate
@@jelloistasty yeah he is not the Modoc you are thinking about
A apparently Quantumania was written by Jeff Loveness. Who wrote some Rick and Morty episodes... STOP HIRING THESE GUYS MARVEL!!
@@liamphibiahe’s credited with helping write like 3 episodes from season 1 😭 that’s like when game company’s say “from the developers of …” and it’ll be 3 game designers out of 100 from that game lmao.
Having 5 characters with the same powers really makes everyone feel unique.
Spy kids 3 was better lmao
Tony *cough* Rhodey *cough* Pepper *cough cough cough*
@@ccelite3782 At least they are differentiated by the tech they have and affiliations. Tony always has the most advanced tech and he created Rescue with the same tech, Rhodey is the military man with connections to the government and his armor is the one with all the guns. Pepper most likely never wanted to fight or an armor at all but was ready to her part against Thanos
Yes. Or as I like to say, when everyone's the hero, no one's the hero.
@@kevgamble That is why i hate the multiverse, if everyone can be Spiderman, no one will be THE Spiderman
Father: [saves the universe]
Daughter: "ew, patriarchy."
I think I'll pass, thanks.
Reminds me of this awful scene from Jurassic World Dominion.
Dr. Wu: “gives the clone girl a glass of water and tries to be nice to her.”
Clone girl: *flips him off.*
Me: 🙄
I saw it yesterday... Thank goodness I didn't see any trailers for it so I'm not jaded yet I really didn't like the part when she's like disrespecting him like if he didn't do anything🙄
Meanwhile, the very same daughter a few movies ago: “Awesome, dad.”😊
"You only saved the world like 3 times, dad! Don't get so full of yourself!"
Is that an actually quote
I’m firmly convinced modern writers can’t write characters because they grew up interacting with the internet instead of real humans in real life.
They can't write characters that aren't thin-veiled strawmen.
Or thin-veiled OCs
Most of them lack the capacity to have an internal dialogue with _themselves_ - there is no way they would be able to converse with the character they're writing
Damn. This makes sense
100% true, especially if the writers are activists.
@@unbearifiedbear1885 This is Exactly the reason. If they could, they would have never become these Idiotic Activists. Somebody needs to Test this on the Streets. "Do you have arguments with yourself?" question. I bet they don´t. Why I, we always ask us, Am I actually Right on this one? What is the Point of the other Side? How would i do it, if was to achive my Evil Plans?...etc
They do not Think at ALL, is what i learned. Even if you show the 100% Facts (like the Coov VaxBS) they can not Compute it, but will fight for there Idiocracy without any Arguments.
"There's still people who need help, DAD!" Imagine saying that to someone who'd saved half the life in the universe. I think my response would be "if you live a thousand lifetimes and are in an insufferable activist in every one, you won't save a fraction of a fraction of the lives that I have. But don't worry, my will directs the money I made selling books to go to a worthy charity--not you."
"I saved the universe"
"LOL, bringing that up again?"
Well, yeah. He did his bit, if the dude wants to chill, so be it.
Scott is not morally obligated to bet heroing again if he wants to settle down.
@@carljthatsme94And its not some obligation he swore. The mcu has shown that the multiverse is filled with mutants/gods who will outlive scott and are much more powerful than a guy who at best can grow to the size of a small building and summon ant swarms.
Ant man simply isnt made to deal with threats to the multiverse.
He also lost years of time and didnt get to see his daughter grow up. Give the man a break for pete's sake.
@@superbrainz2357 And he gets mocked for it. The writers are morally bankrupt. I'd hate to see how they treat veterans
@@carljthatsme94 It's just disgusting.
They also introduce MODOK just to have him sacrifice himself for the multiverse against kang (introduced in this specifically so they wouldn't have to actually sacrifice a main character imo) but does he actually get respect for what should have been an incredibly potent and heartfelt sacrifice?
No instead he's treated as a joke throughout and basically switches teams, can marvel actually just let a scene set and not make it a joke and bother to actually earn the moment!
The apex moment was the young activist telling Darren it is never too late “to stop being a dick”…so brave, so powerful. Our theater broke out in endless applause, so beautiful 😆🙄
I mean, yeah, have we ever tried asking a raving psychopath to just stop being a raving psychopath? The logic is foolproof!
I mean I think it is. You see it everywhere, a toxic asshole and then everyone replying with the same energy. Nothing comes of it but more negativity. I liked the message of it never being too late to change.
I knew that line "You gotta do better, Senator" was a start of a trend in Marvel movies
@@Zapdos97 Well maybe if toxic assholes didn't exist then negativity would not be the response so it's always the fault of ppl themselves and getting karma in return so yeah be a toxic asshole and you deserve the same energy. And besides your comment is bogus because that lesson is only fictional, obviously the writers can retcon a character's personality and change them whenever they want because they aren't real. So what you like here is pure fanasty. Now go on telling ppl with depression it's never too late to be happy 😑
@syndrome5031 Are you trolling by bringing depression into this? A psychological disease has nothing to do with behavior. Spreading kindness is not fantasy. Everyone has a choice.
"He sacrifices himself to save the multiverse... and then they make fun of him for it." Modern Hollywood in a nutshell.
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 will be my last Marvel movie ever worth getting invested to go see in theaters. After that, I'm CUTTING OFF FROM MARVEL!!
@@liamphibia fax
@Liam Phibian sure you will be. Well see you at Spiderman and secret wars.
@@liamphibia yup, that’s the only marvel movie I’m looking forward to seeing
@@liamphibia 🏴☠️
Falcon not being able to make money is the most ludicrous thing that has happened in the entire saga, which consists of superhero gods fighting aliens, wizards, robots, talking raccoons, and Captain Marvel.
You’ve got a young, black, handsome, charismatic, Air Force pararescue veteran who helped save the universe, and he can’t get a loan to help his family’s small business?
This dude could run for President and win unanimously. He would have under armour, Coca Cola, fubu, Stark Industries, the US Air Force, Louisiana State University, and every small business in his home town, including that fucking bank, would be begging him to do commercials, billboards, etc., begging him to endorse their products and services.
He’s a runner. Phil Knight would have been at Tony’s funeral with a 10-figure contract for endorsing the new Nike Air Falcon shoe, and given a pair out to everyone in attendance.
He is by far the most marketable avenger on the roster. He appeals to the social justice woke types because he’s black. He appeals to the conservative patriot types because he’s a veteran. There is no meaningful group this guy wouldn’t reach.
But he can’t get a small business loan in fucking DeRidder Louisiana, or whatever it was. Give me a break.
Its because they live in a fantasy world and they use media to reinforce their fantasy.
You can't show America's enduring pastime of senseless racism if the black guy can just get a bank loan with no undue hassle.
Technically he didn't get the loan because neither he nor his sister had income, but we know what the underlying pretext was.
Its like the poor wizards in Harry Potter. Really? Poor wizards?
Why the hell would falcom need a loan?. Just rob some hydra or criminal syndicates.
@@TheAmbientMage I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that there are probably some places where, all things being equal, a white guy may get approved for a loan, where a comparable black guy may not. But not this black guy. You think Michael Jordan had ever had trouble getting a loan?
What’s ridiculous is that the Falcon had no income. People would be throwing money at him left and right.
Peanut being a Karen badass f-the-police activist talking down her Dad most of the movie was my favorite part. Such a strong important message.
This is revolutionary. I can't wait to see it.
Gave me goosebumps
I haven't seen the third movie, but doesn't that go completely against her character? I feel like Cassie almost idolized her dad. She knew he made mistakes, but he would do anything for her.
@XEPICfailGAMERX I thought the movie was horrible but found the comment above out of touch. Karen fuck the police activist? Really? Imagine a world where activism wasn't allowed. She cares for people other than herself, gasp. Cassie is who she is because she looks up to her Avenger father, she just kept him in check when he could be doing more. Who wouldn't want that from their child? I would.
@@Zapdos97 She has zero respect for any authority and anyone older than her, typical of how teenagers are portrayed in today’s woke society. And worse, Hollywood wants to put this kind of behavior up as a shining beacon.
Activism led by know-nothing privileged spoiled kids serves one purpose, to keep us divided so we are easier to control.
I think what kills me about MODOK is the same issue I have about She-Hulk and Moon Knight. Sure, they have surface level similarities to the comics, but if you actually read those comics, then you'll see how much they missed the mark to showing why those characters worked. Like, MODOK is suppose to look both goofy and disgusting. Sure, a floating head with tiny arms is conceptually silly, however, people don't take into account how gross that would actually look in real life. However, they literally just put a guy's face over a CGI character and called it a day, so he just looks like a bad VFX effect for most of the film. There's a reason why people are comparing him to Mr. Electric from Sharkboy & Lavagirl. The problem isn't him looking goofy, it's him looking fake.
Comic Modok triggers an Uncanny Valley effect were your mind isn't even sure if his limbs are actually real, or if he's just a giant head pretending to have a rest of a body.
MCU Modok looks like a less rectangular Funko Pop.
Yep just a lazy attempt, and people will defend it. I had a person say well how did you expect him to look he has a goofy design and I’m like have you even seen the character. The bar is set so low people accept anything.
Remember when Modok was actually powerful in the beginning of the movie and then just turned nnto a non threat when kang pushed him against the wall for speaking out. Which for being together for so long how does Modok not know Kang doesn't want anyone to speak unless given permission
she hulk is exactly liek the comics but i agree with the rest you said
@@bananaking664 The only things the show and the comics have in common is that they're both comedic and that she breaks the 4th wall. The comparing the 2 versions is like comparing night and day.
“There’s still people who need help, Dad!”
“I’m sorry, how many times have you saved the universe?”
FR
Just gonna throw this in there. You said Ant-Man 3 and I had a moment of "Wait... What?" Completely forgot the second one existed.
She was right in that situation though ... how is this critizism?
Well I am about to right now! Watch me!
- I said saved, not destroyed!
@@p5ych0p4th and he's supposed to do what about it? It's just another "men are bad" or "dads are bad" thing. The daughters autistic aka an activist
Between the daughter of Antman being a brat to her dad and the clone girl in Jurrasic World Dominion and her bratty behavior, I think that Hollywood DESPISES teens and young adults.
Especially since she was such a sweetie before the time skip.
Nah. It’s on Janet for keeping secrets. Lol
Sooooo 2 movies form this brilliant opinion? These 2 movies were also released years apart from each other. Stop being a dick Chase 😂😂😂😂
To be fair "bratty teenager daughter" has been an overused trope since the 80's. It's a easy, lazy way to create friction and "drama".
More likely self inserts. They dont know how to write, woman, men. Studio hacks.
I'm genuinely shocked they didn't have the daughter idolizing Karli and blaming Scott for all those people being displaced.
I wouldn’t have put that beyond Marvel, remember that they didn’t even have the balls to have Falcon call Karli a terrorist (which she was) at the end of FATWS
@sergiooh97 That whole show was just absurd. John Walker was treated like the devil by both the show and its fans, but the likes of Karli and Zemo were given all the depth and sympathy.
Falcon himself barely gives Walker a chance, but wants to redeem the mass-murdering terrorist and is weirdly chill with the dude who tried to make Tony and Steve murder one another!
Oh, but Walker going off the deep end and killing one asshole with a giant frisbee was over the line?!
@@silverblade357 I remember a few online reviewers pretty much telling me to hate Walker, not just why THEY hated him, but all that did was make me like him even more, out of spite.
Maybe Disney and Marvel heard our complainants about Karli and wisely avoided that.
Who is Karli?
"Dad you spend too much time with me and not enough time away saving the world!"
Said no daddy's girl ever
Remember when Scott's daughter found out he was alive? How after 5 years she had her father back? Remember how touching that scene was? In this movie we have her as the typical female teenager, which in Marvel means she's one of the smartest people on the planet, building mindbending tech in her basement and telling us "YOU need to do better!"
The perfect reflection of teenagers on Twitter/instagram/Tik-Tok these days. No self-awareness. It's always "somebody else's" fault.
I like Critical Drinker and Mauler. But after 5 minutes listening, I couldn't continue.
It just sounded too nauseating.
@Jacob Reminds me of a video Aba and Preach commented on of a nonbinary girl(?) crying because her mom was telling her to move out, and she filmed her tantrum.
Also, after 5yrs of 'the snap' you'd think people would be a bit more humbled. But not in the MCU where everyone is a raging narcissist.
@@dariusq8894 The fact that they refer to the snap by a stupid term like the "Blip" tells you everything you need to know.
Really sucks that Cassie wound up like this. The father-daughter relationship between her and Scott was among my favorite parts of the first two Ant-Man movies.
It's the whole heart of his character, literally! The first thing he does after the snap is look to see if she's alive. Its stupid that they'd make him egotistic and ruin their relationship/dynamic.
Loved their dynamic too.. hate they recast her.. the original Cassie actress is 14 now, whereas this new Cassie is 26 yr old.. lost its charm.. I'm saying no to this Antifa-girl and Ant-man movie...
Sure but then she wouldn't be a "strong empowered woman" which is required now.
It just goes to show they still have not learned anything yet
They ruined Cassie. Which is why I refuse to go see this movie, because I refuse to be subjected to that. They've already ruined enough of my favorite MCU characters.
You know, I'm honestly GLAD that Tony Stark is dead now, because I shudder to imagine how Disney might have forced RDJ to portray his character in the past few years!!
Mauler laughing hysterically as he explains the movie and Drinker just looking dejected, he can't even bring himself to laugh along. That made this whole segment
That groan from drinker when he heard the stakes are 'destroy the multiverse'...I felt that.
Boy the daughter though? They're really trying to lay it on thick, I'd love to see when she saved half of all life in reality.
I really don't think Kang was trying to destroy the multiverse though.
Yes he was actually trying to stop destruction in the multiverse by conquering all the reckless kangs who were damaging other timelines
@@rexrexley6426 but is that motivated good?
Remember kids
It’s okay to call the person *who helped save the entire universe* selfish, so long as they are a whhhhhhhhhhite man 👍
-This message has been approved by Disney Inc.
"and hey, about socialism..."
-Disney
They have to be white tho
@@Max_Ohm
Good point. Hang on
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access there ya go
Don't be so exclusive! If Chadwick were alive to see Black Panther 2, I'm certain Disney would extend this privilege to black men as well.
Remember when tony stark took a decade and a bunch of films to create and perfect his armour? All the mistakes he made, the flaws he identified in his armour to fix and how long it took him to get to the bleeding edge armour? Now we have every single teen in the world is able to just build extremely high tech gadgets and impossible devices. With 0 respect for the things they create. Everything is just flawless and perfect immediately for them. Really speaks to the generation as a whole.
Well, technically whatever someone else makes will not have the VERY same advanced features as Tony's suit - for that to happen, someone would need to have access to his designs and the intellectual capacity to understand what they were seeing and how to improve on it, as well as the technical and financial resources to build suits.
Will someone at a corporation ever figure that out? Of course not, they're business suits - they have no clue what makes a logical or good story.
The movie pretty much tells you that Hank and Hope also built the device. It was just a idea from Cassie, if she was the one who built it then it would’ve been built in the five years everyone was dusted.
Yes Pim helped build it he was much older and more experienced than Tony Stark
Well tony is also a hwite man
Not only did it take years to perfect, it was clear that Tony’s tinkering came at the cost of having meaningful relationships. His obsession with work was, while useful, a morally slippery slope. Not even mentioning the fact his technology would be mimicked and used for evil _all the time_ .
But who likes that kind subtlety from their genius characters? Let’s just have walking macguffin pubescent savants.
I agree with the ridiculous fact that Michelle Pfeiffer's character didn't tell the family anything about her 30 years in the quantum realm. I also questioned the wisdom of Kang allowing them all to keep their suits when they were captured. Then wondered why they didn't just use their super suits to escape. Did I miss something?
exactly. the daughter creates a beacon to the quantum realm and never thinks about the dangers it may hold before she just flicks the switch.
no u didnt. i was thinking the same thing.
scott literally saved the entire universe from mass extinction from thanos, first by saving the half that was snapped, and then by saving them from the alternate universe mad titan from controlling all of existence. He too suffered, having had to watch his daughter grow up without her, and finally had a good job going for him, getting respected as a hero, getting recognised for his efforts, and being able to be there for his daughter and dedicating his book for her.
but no, her daughter has the audacity to tell him he is not helping people at all, and gets locked up again, even though scott wouldn't want that. And michelle pfeiffer's character doesnt tell anyone about kang, despite the avengers proving to be the best possible people who have a fighting chance against him.
oh and lets not forget. Scott lang's daughter says she was going to map out the quantum realm without stepping into it and says key words like satellite, which by definition, sends a signal to map out the earth. Michelle doesnt ask those questions before she switches on the device, when there was even a chance she could have messed up but once she starts it, oh no we got to shut it down. she could have asked how it works before letting her switch it on,
but instead jeopardises everyone by not acting at proper moment. and withholds important information about kang till it is too late.
I am excited for drinker to watch the marvels btw, cant wait to see how much more they can make the movie brain dead even more than the trailer.
Movies are now being sued for fraudulent advertising, I feel like this movie is a prime example
I really like Rudd and Lily as actors; they're both proven talents.
Unfortunately they have been largely wasted for their potential in the MCU.
Same for Jonathan Majors and Michael Douglas
Everyone in this movie are good actors (even Kathryn Newton has done a far better performance in other movies than this), such a shame that the material wasn't as good as their talent
Practically every actor involved with the MCU has been let down by the awful writing and directing.
@@BryanCostner couldn’t agree more
its sounds like Lily is shoved into the background
“Can’t wait for a movie starring The Wasp featuring a possible guest appearance by Ant Man” - Critical Drinker
Antman was in this? the synopsis said "Old Wasp and Young Wasp uncover the secrets of the quantum realm, end world hunger and literally drive the movie. Antman is out buying wasp tampons"
Except this one (I guess) it switches sides. Ant Man is the lead whereas the Wasp was just the guest character
I don't understand how people are not bored with these films.
Because standards have dropped through the floor. Mediocrity is the new gold standard.
You're doing it for the people, Drinker. Your channel is essentially how I experience the MCU now - I can vote with my wallet, being safe in the knowledge that I'm not missing anything important. And...one day, if/when they finally pull their heads out of their collective asses, I can start watching again without feeling like I missed out. Just so long as you guys keep taking the bullets for us.
Same
MCU was never good, maybe Iron Man 1 but all the rest is pure waste of time
@@michiel1162 keep telling yourself that
You really would spend money on it if it were turned around? They never deserve your money again, dude. Not in this life, that’s for sure. A betrayal is a betrayal. Would you take a girl back that cheated? No.
Or, maybe you would, maybe you’re that guy 😂
Funniest parts about the first 20 minutes of the movie:
1. The first 5-10 minutes literally plays out like a f****** commercial and I’m not joking. Go look at a heartburn commercial and you’ll see what I mean lmao
2. Everyone lays into Scott for writing the book and his rebuttal is “well..I think I deserve this I did save half the universe” (which is true) and everyones response is an eye roll and to pretty much tell him to move on and stop dwelling on the past, which is crazy considering that since Ant Man 1 he’s literally only spent a year or 2 as free man
3. His perfect activist daughter, that you’re not allowed to admonish because she wants to help (that’s literally her character) and even worse she’s proud that she shrunk a police car and got arrested because they were clearing a homeless camp. I can 100% guarantee a vigilante showing up shrinking s*** is gonna get that camp cleared even quicker
Reminds me of the lawyers who firebombed police cars in NY.
"How were we supposed to know that it was illegal?"
I just finished the damn movie and I legit CANNOT remember the first 20 minutes 😂
I... I have problems with number 2... but I'm not sure what it is... exactly... I haven't seen any of the Ant Man movies, but, if Scott can write and publish a book, what's stopping literally any of the rest of the MCU characters (Avengers especially) from writing their own books? Can you imagine if Steve Rogers wrote a sort of journal describing his experiences of old to us things for the first time? Or if Tony Stark (or let's be real, Pepper Potts ghost writing for Tony) a book on how to understand quantum mechanics? Hell, do that, have it put into school curriculae, and, boom, that alone could explain ReRe Williams. Thor, before Asgard fell, could've done a series of books on the many stories of his friends and other warriors of Valhalla... confirm and or clear up Norse mythology. Or maybe have him tag along with archaeology expeditions, and he can explain from first hand knowledge what some of the artifacts they dig up even are.
Literally? Like....literally? 😩
The daughter should’ve gone around the city shrinking and squishing homeless people. That would’ve made her more likable.
Damn, I didn't realize Antmans daughter was teenage genius RiRi Williams.
Wait, shes not? She's just another genius teenage girl in the MCU? What are the odds
Lol they are preparing for the young avenger.
In the Disney verse, all teen girls are super geniuses and hate their male relatives.
@@MaynardCrow you want to get that riri William would be iron lad aka female version of kang the conqueror similar to that of loki.
@@christopherlake9667 My main gripe with the MSHEU is that they're rushing the Kid Avengers, er, Avengers Jr, er, Young Avengers out of ruining or killing off legacy Avengers. Just stop!
@@christopherlake9667 so more garbage? Yaaaay
Remember the bad old days, when unimaginative Hollywood types who were embarrassed by all the cool things we love made fun of them in film adaptations rather than honoring them? Those days are back.
My favorite part was when they show Kang finally joining the battle and he starts atomizing the fodder but when he uses those same weapons it's merely a tickle and a slight pushback on the Ant Fam
Anyone who thought this movie was going to be different…WHY!?! NOTHING has changed at Disney to force them to stop. Plus, this movie had to be in production alongside the others. This IS a Stage 4 movie. They’re just calling it Phase 5.
I keep thinking this every time people watch new marvel shows or movies. It's like these things just exist to give people like Drinker a job.
"Oh here's another show I'm gonna hate, but at least I get to make a video trashing it"
Then the fan says "oh another negative review about a show that everyone knew would suck. Can't wait to hear everyone describe how bad and woke it is."
Meanwhile I'm thinking, STOP WATCHING IT!
@@abstractdaddy1384 I love hate watching buddy and let me tell you, People like Drinker are really helping change other people's opinions about these franchises more and more people are seeing the reality and someday NOBODY WILL WATCH IT INDEED (Like StarWars)
@@abstractdaddy1384 I mean, Critics watch this stuff because it's their job, and getting the word out, positive or negative, is the whole point.
Fans watch the Critics because they either like the Critic, or because they want to hear about a certain subject. Mostly both.
Don't really see a problem there.
Just need to take a look at the board of directors for Disney, who own Marvel. Not a single White man except two in purely technical roles (chief security officer, and VP in charge of financial planning and taxes). And they have seats for "diversity" and "social responsibility," of course two posts you definitely can't give to Whites, the targets. I'll copy-paste from another site:
Here is a page with Disney's board of directors. They call the page, "Disney - Leadership, History, Social Responsibility". "Entertainment" isn't in the title.
-The chairwoman of Disney is the homosexual *Susan Arnold.
-The CEO and formerly the chairman is *Robert Iger.
-The chairman of Disney studio content is *Alan Bergman.
-Chairman of ESPN and sports content is *James Pitaro, formerly chairman of consumer products and interactive media.
-The chairwoman of Disney General Entertainment Content is *Dana Walden.
-Executive VP in charge of Corporate Social Responsibility is *Jennifer Cohen.
-Before Iger, the CEO was *Michael Eisner, also chairman.
-Before Eisner the chairman was *Michael Ovitz.
-Before Ovitz the chairman was *Jeffrey Katzenberg.
-The president of Disney General Entertainment Content is Karey Burke, a White woman, who boasts that she has made both her children homosexuals, one of them transvestite and the other "pansexual". She has lobbied for "many, many, many LGBTQIA characters" in Disney content, and has called for 50 percent of Disney characters to be either homosexuals or non-Whites.
-Senior executive VP and general counsel is the Latino Horacio Gutierrez.
-Senior VP and treasurer is the Latino Carlos Gómez.
-Senior executive VP and Chief Human Resources Officer is the Black Paul Richardson.
-Senior VP and Chief Diversity Officer is the Black Latondra Newton.
@@abstractdaddy1384 So if this movie turns out to be awful, and nobody watches it, yeah it won't make money and it'll fail. But if guardians of the Galaxy 3 is actually really good, and nobody watches it because it's marvel, and nobody reviewed it to let people know if they think it's good or not, yeah, Disney suffers, but so does the director, so does the writer, so does the producer, and now their reputation is tarnished and we don't get movies from them anymore (whether that's a Disney film or an indie flick), when they just proved they're competent film makers, and at that point why spend any money on a writer? Just hire the first guy off the street, screw it, names being attached to projects means nothing. Education means nothing. Why even try to make anything good?
Isn't it funny how funny how Riri and Cass built supertech in their basements, but Tony and Peter spent days or months making theirs?
Making super advanced technology is super easy if you are diverse,you bigot.
See Katanka,they make advanced aircraft,giant robots and power armor.
Never thought about that. God, they need a soft reboot where everything after Far From Home (except for NWH) gets retconned
Tbf, Tony also invented time travel in an evening.
@@thegodofalldragons but it took him time. And he got the knowledge from Scott after he came back. If they had called Riri the gangsta genius, their machine would'be been built in a second.
@@thegodofalldragons True, but Tony was a prodigy middle-aged adult, who had spent over a decade making cutting edge tech, and had thought about time-travel for some time. Now geniuses are just popping up everywhere and they're all women and young girls who can develop this stuff overnight. Just trying to balance out the point.
drinker taking a big pull of jack while hearing about the terrible story really sums it up
Her having those discs creates a massive problem for the continuity or what’s left of it. In the first and second movie we’re told she had to shrink down to a size that was too small for her to regrow to stop a missile but if they had those discs on hand why not just shrink the missile instead. Like I always thought Hank made the discs later and that’s why they didn’t have them back then but no they had them and just didn’t uses them because.
Cassie has divorced parents and an absent father, being scared as a child when yellow jacket almost killed her; she becomes an activist. F*cking nailed it.
Yeah she is fatherless tbf, I can see it
The Malala of MCU
One addition: she's an activist who doesnt even know what she's doing. what did she think would change by fighting the police? how about sending the homeless to the quantum realm?
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 true 😂
My favorite part is when they write the San Francisco police force as one that would have any agency to do anything about a homeless camp or protest.
You think this is bad? Wait till you found out that Marvel has assigned the writer of Quantimania to write The Kang Dynasty and the writer of Multiverse of Madness to write Secret Wars. Oh dear, massive red flag 💀
Well multiverse of madness was good
@@gleekthemonkey4570 was it?
@@gleekthemonkey4570 No, not really, unless you can shut your brain down during the entire movie
There was no issue with WandaVision other than the final 10 minutes 🥴
@@gleekthemonkey4570 The only way i can rationalize what you just said is that you're coming from an alternate reality where the movie was not worthy of Mauler's 6 hours review.
It seems part of the last-minute reshoots was to change the ending, which used to be Kang escaping and trapping scott/hope in the quantum realm (based on leaks). But the execs wanted their light-hearted movie. You can see in the reshoot photos that paul rudd is carrying the donut box from the weird final scene, so that wasn't even a thing until the last few weeks. Unbelievable
That would have been anyday better ending
I was actually expecting a darker ending where Scott loses and Kang escapes. I was surprised by how happy the ending was.
@@raymalik5171 From what I hear about kang's powers he really shouldnt have lost against the ant family in any believable scenario. Like wanda in MoM his powers should've been an instawin yet arent for some reason.
This is the guy who apparently is a threat to the multiverse to the point the others banished him yet he gets beaten by ant man. Kang is a joke.
I love how mauler at first is like, maybe i can tell it without being spoiler… and then goes to spoil everything hehehe
So Riri Williams created a map of all Vibranium in the world and Cassie Lang created a map of the Quantum realm. Great.
Because they are the key to everything, and perfect from birth. Creative bacrupcy par excellence
Just from reading a book. It's pissed me off so much but I had to smile with my normie brother next to me because he says that I complain over pointless stuff.
And then Cassie proceeds to act nothing like a genius for the rest of movie. Honestly, if you take that part out, there is NOTHING to suggest she is smart or special in any way outside of having her own suit.
Oh and don't even get me started on the ending scene. The fact that she managed to make that portal implies that she made Kang's core thingy.
And America Chavez will map the entirety of Multiverse
Falcon: “I can’t loan from a bank because white people. It’s all Tony’s fault that I’m broke.”
Meanwhile, Antman: “Anyway I start selling books.”
Everyone: "Wait, that's illegal!"
Scott: "You can't even read!"
Yeah, antman high-fives a kid with ant-man merch. But maybe no one wanted to buy the falcon merch lol
That's huwhite privilege right there
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 While Ant-Man technically doesn’t have powers, he at least grows/shrinks which is interesting. Falcon’s “powers” could be replaced by a drone. It would actually be safer, given he only has human durability. Ant-Man could take a punch when he’s giant at least.
My thoughts on that scene:
Do you really want to be known as the bank that declined an avenger?
So, this is basically just Honey I Shrunk the Kids then.
Tron Legacy.
Drinker’s wearing sunglasses but I can still see the light fading from his eyes listening to Mauler’s breakdown.
I seriously cannot stop laughing at Darren's CGI face on MODOK, absolutely laughable. Every time we see Darren's face, I kept thinking "put the mask back on!!"
Masked M.O.D.O.K. = Serious Mofo
Unmasked M.O.D.O.K. = Remember his Family Guy Knockoff Show?
Man, the Giant Floating Baby Head from Phineas and Ferb has not aged well
Someone needs to Edit it and replace him with Mr Bean
@@Blitzo8390 Imagine getting a Phineas and Ferb live action and see how the Giant Baby Floating Head works 😂😂
I loved how stupid he looked. Lol
"... a quantum telescope..."
So a MICROSCOPE then.
Scott Lang: "Does everyone put Quantum on everything?!"
A microscope that can SUCK IN everything thats around it into the thing it's observing 😖
@@hectoraccented5312 So a vacuum cleaner.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p A quantum vacuum cleaner.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p That explains why this movie sucks
Imagine going to a veteran with one leg and asking what he's done lately.
I hated Cassie in this.
What is amazing to me is that my little grandson, an avid Avengers fan, wanted to go home halfway through the movie because he became so bored.
Michelle Pfeiffer said in an interview recently that she at no point knew or understood what was happening in this movie while they were filming it. Now that it's out, she apparently still doesn't.
That's a good enough reason for me to add this to my "Avoid!" list.
John David Washington said the same thing, about filming Tenet in an interview and we all know what an absolute mess that movie was, in terms of the writing.
Benedict Cumberbatch said the same thing about MoM.
I suspected as much. Bet the little activist knew what her role was supposed to be.
A lot of movies feel like that
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Multiverse Of Madness was terrible
It’s hard to take Kang seriously when he got defeated and killed not once but twice 😂😂😂
Seriously. No one will give a crap by the time Kang Dynasty comes out.
I was thinking the same thing
Totally. A very good point. If in every movie variants of kang will keep getting defeated this stupidly, it will only make people lose interest the main Kang variant itself.
well ant-man kang didn't died he will come back
well the first time i understood but now it’s sad to see
Listening to Mauler collapse into hysterical laughter over Hank's socialism comment is funnier to me than any of the "jokes" Marvel shoved into every scene. That line was just so utterly bonkers and ridiculous that I'm legitimately questioning if that was meant to deliberately make Hank look less competent
All the jokes in the movie were so cringe that I really wanted to walk out. I've never wanted to do that but I felt so uncomfortable. They were just so cringe, so misplaced and so unfunny.
Teen Girls in real life: Posting all day on social media and figuring out what gender they want to be.
Teen girls in MCU: Build super advanced technology in their basement while mastering the most lethal combat techniques.
You see, this how I know you don’t talk to women
Scientists in real life: still have not achieved completed safe nuclear fusion
Iron Man in MCU: creates a fusion type power source featuring a palladium core in a cave while recovering from shrapnel to the heart
That’s how comic books work g
….with little to no effort
It completely cheapens the billionaire genius Tony Stark moments from earlier in the MCU.
@@eowynsalvador self projection much?
After listening to this, I'm convinced the script for this movie was written by the Bing A.I. to cope with its existential crisis.
AIs at least make sense when writing shit
There used to be a time when I looked forward to every new MCU movie. Now whenever there's one on the way I look forward more to the drinker's review on it than the movie itself.
THE most annoying thing about Ant Man 3? Them constantly taking their helmets off for dialog! I get it, you have an agent and they negotiated you having maximum face time on-screen. But the helmets were going off and on so often it was laughably awkward. "Hey, there's an enemy right there that means to harm us, let's take off our helmets and talk about it!". And MODAK's face, don't get me started...
Thanos was a great opponent because he was smart, strong, he had a plan, he was capable, it was pure belief, and he had depth and a real character.
All set out in Infinity War with little screen time before that.
This feels like they haven’t given Kang any plan to be as good.
If they make Kang wear black i jump off the roof
They haven't planned any villain better
Josh Brolin played that part to perfection
I'm not sure they've given the MCU any plans at all since Endgame.
They don't have a plan for anything
It used to be father knows best...
Now it's purple hair kid knows EVERYTHING.
Cassie has become the whining daughter from "Volcano ". Janet's lack of disclosure is equal to Captain Marvel's amnesia. The village fight scene studio was so tiny, Scott ran in circles to the right for the first half. Then run nonstop to the left to end the scene .
I watched Mauler's AntMan 3 video and it just reminded me of Drinker's reaction. 8:17 "He's beaten by ants." And Drinker just sits there for several moments, and it slowly dawns on him that was the end of the statement. And he just breaks for a moment. lol
It’s almost like the Heroes have become psychotic. Cracking jokes about people dying in front of them. Taking time in a battle where they can literally die, to show how to punch properly.
What's worse an entire gigantic company it's actively producing blockbusters whose "heroes" are psychotic and they're (the upper management) proud of those movies
This kind of annoying humor I am pretty sure started in Guardians of the galaxy 2. Then of course Thor Ragnarok came along and was basically a comedy. Now every mcu movie is following the same path.
@@saisameer8771 i dare to challenge that it actually started in Thor 2. I noticed it then with the quips at the worst moments.
Not that I wasn't already falling off, but the scene in LOve and Thunder where Thor finds Sif dying with her arm severed and he's making jokes was the end for me.
Sad to see such great characters shit on and wasted all in an effort to shit on the fans that built Marvel
Even M.O.D.O.K.'s Death is a Joke.
I love it how MauLer enjoys telling Drinker the guy's plan is "you guessed it.. destrooooy the multiverse ".
Such joy in his voice 😂
And you can tell the Drinker is this so COMPLETELY done with Marvel! Yet I feel bad for him.
But that’s not what it is about he is trying to conquer and control other reckless kangs who needless cause damage to the multiverse.
The dinner scene didn't hit the way they intended because I looked at the daughter as a jerk, which made me look at the family like they're jerks and then look at the mother in a negative light. Only one that I looked at in a positive light was Scott Lang
You two are unsung heroes. I can't thank y'all enough. Some friends wanted to go see it and I was like, "Nah, it won't be fine." They're upset with me but my sanity and time is worth more than this Disney shite.
Wasp saves the world from hunger and poverty
Antman writes a cheesy book
....
Ant Girl fights the police for moving the homeless (not actually solving the problem) and builds a device to map a world people cant even comprehend.
She learns to be as good a fighter as Antman after less than 1 lesson, she talks a villain into being a hero and... I just hate it so much
Remember when Peter Parker struggled so much to gain respect from the civilians as “Spider-Man”, not “Ironboy Jr”? Yeah, he did it in 3 full movies.
@@nont18411 It _used_ to be "With great power comes great responsibility"
_Now_ it's "With great power comes great privilege"
@@nont18411 And he eschewed the offer to join the ultimate superhero team in favour of going out every night and helping the people forgotten by society. MEANWHILE Cassy will show up to a protest, fight the police, and talk down to people.
@@EvilDoresh More like "With certain gender and ethnicities comes great power" also " With great power comes perfect outcome with no hard work"
@@theraven268 "with great self-righteousness comes great delusion"
Scott Lang is even less of a superhero than hawkeye or black widow. He's not a soldier, he doesn't have any special serum, he's not a super genius billionaire philanthropist. He can do some parkour and throw a punch. Without his suit he can do nothing. What is he meant to do to fix the worlds problems? Let the man retire!?!
Literally. Scott has every right to get out while he can
And to compare it to real life, life threatening positions (police, fire fighters, soldiers, etc.), is he not allowed to retire and do something else? Imagine telling a fire fighter they can't quit their job because people need their help. Ant-Man's powers come from his suit, and there are plenty of other heroes that can help run things, right?
In the comics the character of Scott lang was a scientist. That is why it doesn't make sense.
@@Adam-re1ph no he wasn't Hank Pym was
He really should've stayed as "the little guy." Have him deal with smaller-scale localized issues rather than universe ending ones.
The point when Drinker chugs JD for eight seconds after Mauler tells him about Disney's "clever" pro-Socialism message ham-fisted into the is a strangely beautiful moment. You can tell he was prepping himself to 'chug' for show, but when it all processes, he genuinely tells himself, "Nope. This really _is_ too stupid for me to take sober! I'm chugging until the pain stops!"
Scott reuniting with Cassie in Endgame is one of my favorite scenes in the entire MCU. They’re going to throw that away, aren’t they?
Another problem with the movie is that Janet/Michelle Pfifer is so damn reluctant to give the family ANY information that could help them. A hour into the movie they’re still asking “who are you running from/what are you scared of” and she just keeps avoiding the question for the sake of the revelation that it’s Kang (which we already know because he’s plastered on the marketing bigger than Wasp, the other main protagonist.) And they keep letting her get away with “I don’t wanna talk about it” when that makes no sense considering you have FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE of the type of threat he is. She knows he’s a threat to not only earth, not only the quantumverse, not only the universe, not only time, but a threat to the ENTIRE multiverse. But I guess that’s a touchy subject *shrugs*
This is what happens when you have a shit director like Peyton Reed making the film.
Yes, that was very annoying. I was like “just tell them already!”
Just enjoy the movie and stop picking holes in it. It wasn’t the worst movie ever. If drinker was praising it you would be too because you just follow and need to feel relevant instead of having your own mind. Sad.
@@MasterBlaster3545 1. Don't need to pick holes when those holes were already there.
2. "It wasn't the worst movie ever" is that really the standard now? I guess I should never complain about the quality of any product I buy since it's not the worst.
3. You're making a lot of assumptions.
@@MasterBlaster3545It was ass and almost as bad as Black Widow and Thor: Love and Thunder
When Hank said “i know Socialism gets a bad rap” in the movie it took me out of the movie… i legit felt Disney telling me, heyy Socialism isn’t too bad! Give it a try :)
Antman watching worker ants slaving away. ants. and his takeaway is "duH diS liKE SociaLisM, MAybE soCiALisM nOt So BaD"
@@pepperpeterpiperpickled9805 and the worst part is that ants aren't "socialist", they are a monarchy with distinct class structures.
Whatever the Queen commands must be done
One of the most cut-throat capitalist corporations to ever exist.
Plz say sike
@@thatonejoey1847 good point dude! hahaha
I’m starting to think Thanos had the right idea.
The scariest thing about this movie....was me getting locked in the theater (at the mall) after I got the late showing.
Great to see that classic movie messages like, "it's okay to make fun of people's appearance so long as you are the right one doing it" are still being shared with the youth of today. How far we have come from our primitive past.
Was pretty crack up he had a cartoonishly big head and little arms and legs. Nothing to get offended about
@@rexrexley yes and land whales who are so fat their ankles break if they jump or step to hard is hilarious to me but I'm fatphobic if I laugh at their poor choices
@@CodeeXD you should be scared…
Of them sitting on you
@Kai 🏳️🌈 ⃠ You're kind of missing the point and making it at the same time.
Who wrote Quantumania?
I laughed because I saw an article callinging it Paul Rudds second outing as a solo antman movie, when its the third ant man movie.
The media can't even keep track of it
TBF, Ant-Man 2 was more about The Wasp than Antman, so maybe they forgot he was in that movie XD
You know it's bad when the Wasp has the same hair style as Ant Man. Boom💥!
Bro the fact that kang was vaporising people with his beams and suddenly they don't work on the ants or antman at all is crazy💀💀
And why tf did modok have a goofy personality when before the quantum realm bro was an actual bad person💀when tf did cassie's become a freaking engineer she's like 17 or something
The whole plot point of Michelle Pfeiffer finding out Kang was evil by touching his ship felt so derivative of the time they did the same thing with Wanda and Vision in Age of Ultron.
Oh my god you’re right
Yes, but Wanda and Vision have powers that make them finding out that way make sense. This version seems just stupid for a from the future genius to have his ship give away his thought to anyone who touches it.
Except with Scarlet Witch it made sense
I thought the same thing. Rehashed but without the context to make it reasonable and an interesting moment.
Yup, but Wanda is connected to the mind stone so it made sense
I've noticed that the most effective way to stop evil is to just tell bad people (like school administrators) to stop being evil. Works every time. That's why the literacy rate is plummeting.
Holy crap you serious?! You mean if someone told Hitler and Stalin that what they were doing was awful they would actually listen!!!???
OMG someone build a Time Machine!!!
Hey!!! YOU, need to do better senator!!!
"Come on you guyyys. Let's all get along. Be better. "
"You know what, you're right. We're going home"
*turns bomber plane around*
So if I will tell mad Putin to stop killing civillians and bomb cities in Ukraine he will stop? Genius! Why nobody thought about that before?
In the real world, just telling bad people to stop doing bad things is like pouring gasoline on a fire. It emboldens the bad guy.
I took my little boy to the cinema to see "Puss in Boots: the Last Wish!" And whilst standing in the foyer of the cinema, almost every poster was of a Superhero CGI fest! Compared to back in the 90's whenever I went to the cinema, there was posters and promo stands for the latest would-be blockbuster! I remember Cinemattractions that used to be shown on ITV Night-time had the titles to these films just after the intro with the Voice-Over and you'd get excited by the short snippets you'd see onscreen, especially the featurettes! Even "Movies, Games and Videos!" would show some fantastic content to get excited about! It made going to the cinema all the more, an enjoyable experience! Nowadays, when all you can offer is Man bashing, depressing, corporate CGI riddled horse-shit, it makes this old movie lover think that cinema's glory days are well and truly gone! Or, in other words, fucked!! Hollywood is dead!!!
And worst of all you always get jerks that come out of the shadows and start labeling you for pointing out the obvious but they want you to shut up for speaking the truth regarding this madness because the truth destroys their narrative and upbringing on being brainwashed.
I still can't believe the sharp sudden mine shaft drop of quality after Endgame. The MCU went from me watching every movie released in the first week of cinema release, to me falling asleep while watching wakanda forever at a friends house. The soul is gone and the ride is over. Lets just dig the grave, pay our respects and move on with life
I honestly think after Endgame a lot of people whose names still appear in the credits (Feige et. al.) checked out and delegated more of the on-set producing to up and comers at the studio who didn't build anything but see the MCU's success as a big platform for their flavour-of-the-month activism. Someone's clearly asleep at the wheel if we have a female stand-in for every male Avenger, and She-Hulk would never have gotten greenlit (ba dum tsh) if it had been anything other than an MCU property.
"Endgame" was truly the most literal title of the entire series. Everything SHOULD have ended there, but noooooo. No, no, no. Gotta CASH MILK THAT COW. Suck them teets dry, slaughter that beotch, chop 'er up and use the bones as drum sticks! Grind that meat into BURGERS, baby. Cheap ones, too.
People REALLY need to start supporting "Diamond Dragons". If they want exemplary writing, that's what they'll need to be reading. Demand that films get made for the series.
🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
@@rc0ll18 well you would be incorrect. Feige didn't get fully involved until Civil War and after Endgame he seized MORE power to change the MCU to his liking (remember his comment about Captain Marvel being the most powerful and able to punch a planet?).
He got credit for shit he didn't deserve and now that he's got his hands in everything it's ALL shit. Don't excuse his incompetence away.
@@SDesWriter You’re 100% correct. Kevin Feige is not the reason the MCU became so successful. Ike Perlmutter was the architect until Feige convinced Disney to hand complete control over to him in Phase 3. Luckily the conclusion of the Infinity Saga was already in place with the Russo brothers, but Feige still managed to force in Captain Marvel. Everything released since Endgame outside of Spider-man: No Way Home has been orchestrated by Kevin Feige, and this is why the MCU has declined so significantly.
I’d argue Infinity War is the actual high water mark. Captain Marvel was garbage and Endgame is a competent conclusion but a big step down from IW in the plot dept
It's amazing the number of daughters of super heros have the exact same skills sets as their fathers or better.
It's always better. And theny accomplish this in like a day.
Their fathers are just defective prototypes.
Skills better than their absent fathers*
So, “smartest woman alive” Janet van Dyne had growy and shrinky disks the whole time and didn’t think for one second to stick one in her regulator…?
Jeanette procrastinating saying there is a Multiversal supervillain all movie was so frustrating.
If you were to tell the writers or directors that this movie is crap and lay out the reasons, what do you think they would do? Start throwing a tantrum and become defensive, or just stare you in the eyes unblinking and say “I know.”
I'd say the first; the latter option is what the animators, actors and editors would say.
They would accuse you of Racism or Mansplaining.
They would call you a comic-book nerd and laugh at you for taking it seriously
There would be ‘istaphobe’ accusations in the media rags and statements that ‘it’s not for you’?
The usual response these days is chucking toys out of the pram.
"I got paid! My cup's full."
the first plot hole I could see - when the portal to the quantum realm was opened by Cassie and it started sucking everything inside, why did it stop after Scott got sucked in???
It's Jumanji logic
i love how at the end janet could just open a portal back. Makes Kang look like a complete idiot when the solution is in front of him 😂
@@winterrising8738 the script of the movie seemed to have written by some unpaid interns
@@Darkstar_Dayne Jumanji made sense tho. It's a magic boardgame.
By what I heard this movie can be called "Ant-Man, The Wasp and the Quantum Conveniences"
The amount of exposition dumps in this movie was absurd. Every other scene just felt like someone explaining something or a flashback combined with more explanations.
Mauler recounting the movie's plot was just delightful.
I am saving so much money by not seeing any MCU movie post Endgame. It has really gone of the rails. Thank you for doing these vids so I can be horrified by the terrible storytelling passing for Marvel these days from the comfort of my home.
I thought it was better than endgame.
I thought it was horrible but how can you judge these films without even watching them ....
Exactly, new Marvel is cringe 😬 the drinkers reviews of how terrible they are is much more entertaining
@@Zapdos97 This kinda reasoning doesn't apply when there's a remorseless entstablished pattern.If a serial killer slaughters 15 people with a specific method you don't question who did it when the 16th victim comes out
@@Zapdos97 because that's contributing to the problem. There are plot summaries everywhere, review videos (by non-shills) like drinker, long clips publicly poster, and then there's always the seven seas method 🏴.
MCU should do this: Take a page from the movie THE ONE with Jet Li, and explain that the reason they banished that Kang without killing him is that each time a kang dies, the others get stronger and more powerful, inciting endless wars, that they initially tried to stop.
I would make it so that the other find out, and all vy for control, causing a multiversal war. By the time you get to the last Kang, that Kang is truly extremely dangerous.
Brilliant.
“I’m _NOBODY’S_ bitch!”
They would probably find a way to fuck this up.
I guess the last Kang will the Female Teenage Kang
Seen it yesterday. After 20-30mins...fell asleep woke up at the final fight.
Who would've thought they'd destroy everything that made Kang and MODOK awesome, cool thing about Kang is he's got future knowledge, like he's literally seen and done it all, so anyone he fights he's essentially fought before and that's why he's such a tough opponent.
MODOK is a super genius, he fights sure but his primary thing is his intellect.
Damn first time I've seen the Drinker actually drink in one of these and he hasn't even watched the movie. Monday is gonna be a hell of a night for him BELIEVE THAT.
In an ideal world someone, after the infinity war movies, someone should have said, "I think that'll do it."
That’ll do, Marvel, That’ll do.
👍
Infinity War is where it ends for me.😊
In an ideal world someone with a brain stem wouldve capitalized on infinity War and Endgames insane financial success and not use it as an opportunity to make an entire phase worth of shoehorning, mediocrity and defamation of their own characters.
In other words, why didn't they just keep making good stories? They have practically an unlimited amount of source material to work off of and a loyal fanbase. We know they have the ability to do great things , so why keep pushing this BS?
but money tho
Infinity war was it for me. end game was trash. On My world earth 2231, end game was never made because Thor cut Thanos head off at the end of infinity war. No time travel waste of time garbage.
Am I the only one watching this video that got an ad for this movie right before it played?
I haven't seen this particular film, but joking during high-stress deadly situations absolutely happens quite a bit. Talk to any military service member who's been in a combat situation. It's a defense mechanism. It keeps people cool and calm and reminds them of their humanity.
Not defending this movie's use of that phenomenon, but it is definitely a real thing.
Watching the Drinkers soul leave his body in real time is a tough watch.
Seeing Drinker actually driven to drink by the plot is this month's Internet win.
Ants have been on earth for 160 million years. In another 100 million years they will still be ants.
Kang the Conqueror is such an interesting character, with a really complex and intricate story line, one of the best in Marvel's history. His origin story is also really interesting, involving love and redemption....why didnt they just do that as a movie? Why buy the rights in the first place if you're not gonna use them? Why make a watered down version of the character, stripped of most of what makes him interesting?
A young white female activist?
Never seen that angle before. 🙃
They just come with different hair colour variations.
I wonder if she believes in BLM, the environment, socialism, supports Ukraine, hates landlords, and has a sassy nonbinary black friend.