Is The 5-Second Rule True?

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  • čas přidán 29. 11. 2012
  • Watch me lift a car (and then drop it) with phone books! bit.ly/Tx6cd2
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    5-second rule facts:
    www.snopes.com/food/tainted/dr...
    science.howstuffworks.com/scie...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five-sec...
    Applied Microbiology: onlinelibrary.wiley.com/store/...
    Jillian Clarke: www.howard.edu/newsroom/releas...
    Mythbusters: dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/myt...
    minutephysics on "touch": • What is Touch?
    Electrons as waves: www.rhythmodynamics.com/Gabrie...
    Adhesion:
    www.coatingspromag.com/article...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adhesive...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_...
    books.google.co.uk/books?id=cu...
    Intermolecular Forces:
    www.chemguide.co.uk/atoms/bond...
    ww2.chemistry.gatech.edu/~lw26...
    hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/...
    Molecule speed (interactive): aspire.cosmic-ray.org/labs/gas...
    Molecular Dynamics: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molecula...
    Phone book friction: www.de-monstrare.nl/pdf/Phoneb...
    Orders of Magnitude: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_o...
    Germ facts:
    etiquette.about.com/od/Smartph...
    www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10...
    www.geeksugar.com/Computer-Mou...
    Oatmeal Cell Phone Germs QUIZ: theoatmeal.com/quiz/phone_germ...
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Komentáře • 50K

  • @gageslagle7342
    @gageslagle7342 Před 4 lety +7222

    Short answer: no
    Long answer: you can pick up a car with 2 phone books

  • @busystudying6711
    @busystudying6711 Před 3 lety +7551

    “No officer, I did not punch that man. He just felt the electrons from my fist at a subatomic distance.”

  • @BuckingRachel
    @BuckingRachel Před 3 měsíci +118

    i use the “the dog will eat it” rule

  • @Mystixor
    @Mystixor Před rokem +125

    7:40 God how I miss the days of old CZcams.

  • @moo5e471
    @moo5e471 Před 7 lety +18412

    I use the "is the food good enough to risk infection from rule"

  • @dessertlimbo
    @dessertlimbo Před 8 lety +3062

    I'm faster I catch my food in air

    • @noredine
      @noredine Před 8 lety +86

      +Dessert Limbo but there is also aerosolized bacteria ;)

    • @dessertlimbo
      @dessertlimbo Před 8 lety +145

      Noureddine Madkour DAMN YOU! (but wouldnt it get dirty when I just hold it?)

    • @noredine
      @noredine Před 8 lety +102

      +Dessert Limbo Doesn't that mean it was already dirty when you held it the 1st time D: .
      is this the 1st stage of germophobia?

    • @dessertlimbo
      @dessertlimbo Před 8 lety +50

      Noureddine Madkour well I'll eat it anyways in air or on the ground :3

    • @chuy7880
      @chuy7880 Před 8 lety +68

      +Dessert Limbo embrace the salmonella

  • @pastamasta702
    @pastamasta702 Před 11 měsíci +55

    Vsauce is one of those youtubers whose video style never really changes and I love it.

  • @mrwakacorp
    @mrwakacorp Před 6 měsíci +21

    I cannot stress enough how great this channel was and is. These trains of thought are so thoroughly explored and so well researched that the usual ten-minute runtime provides a deep pool of research. Thank you, Michael, and everyone involved in these studies. Your work will be remembered and cherished by many!

  • @aubriethegreat8175
    @aubriethegreat8175 Před 5 lety +14840

    Title: "Is The 5-Second Rule True?"
    5 seconds in: "Bananas are radioactive."

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet Před 5 lety +122

      Wait people watch it? I just stopped after he asked the question...'its always too long ' so i go for the comments..its a lot more enjoyable.

    • @henrykcabak7979
      @henrykcabak7979 Před 5 lety +366

      Isn't it why people watch him? That's at least my reason for that, i watch Vsauce for radioactive bananas. Yes i just said that.

    • @echoskelet
      @echoskelet Před 4 lety +32

      @@henrykcabak7979 radioactivne banany

    • @GavalsSteel
      @GavalsSteel Před 4 lety +42

      Aubrie Elliott Vsauce: bananas are radioactive
      Me: god damn it Chernobyl

    • @chunchunmaru2760
      @chunchunmaru2760 Před 4 lety +25

      5 minutes in: Quantum physics

  • @dr.x4529
    @dr.x4529 Před 4 lety +13607

    Just imagine if he was your science teacher

  • @mrzaphkielYT
    @mrzaphkielYT Před 9 měsíci +10

    If you press W you add 2 times more bacteria to your finger.

  • @Ersymondequartiere312
    @Ersymondequartiere312 Před 7 měsíci +14

    I’ve discovered you recently but I have to admit that every video you’ve done it’s absolutely entertaining 🎉❤

  • @DeadInside101
    @DeadInside101 Před 5 lety +1752

    "If nobody saw it, eat it rule"

  • @MachineGunX2
    @MachineGunX2 Před 3 lety +9901

    Vsauce was VERY ahead of his time. His old videos would still be amazing even if they were made today.

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames Před 2 lety +241

      Bananas are fantastic

    • @blackridge2638
      @blackridge2638 Před 2 lety +172

      It was only 8 years ago. Relax.

    • @shrisks5760
      @shrisks5760 Před 2 lety +23

      V

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ Před 2 lety +271

      its more like the videos are timeless, the information is very well articulated and laid out, it's always entertaining to come back and watch, the production quality itself (editing, animation, presentation, etc.) is REALLY good too, and at least for me I seem to always learn something new, or come to a newer understanding of stuff he talked about when I didn't understand it too well the first time or I just forgot. It all makes it worth rewatching in the future

    • @WretchedRaymond45
      @WretchedRaymond45 Před 2 lety +8

      Dude true

  • @Baller628
    @Baller628 Před 9 měsíci +19

    3:35 so no officer, I did not body slam that kid

  • @robinmc142
    @robinmc142 Před 8 měsíci +5

    5:09 I remember having always wondered why and finding out on this show and commenting on it on my now deleted youtube channel 4 years ago :(

  • @maii992
    @maii992 Před 3 lety +5187

    i can't believe this is from 8 years ago, this man seems so fluent and catchy even today

    • @ohalfacoke5329
      @ohalfacoke5329 Před 3 lety +128

      That’s Vsauce for you Almost all of his videos are Very entertaining And Informative

    • @Goomba456
      @Goomba456 Před 3 lety +40

      Especially since only 2 years before this he created the "masterpiece" super fart bros

    • @boobs6143
      @boobs6143 Před 3 lety +17

      Well it’s seems like his camera equipment and the way he talks is from the time your watching it at, crazy

    • @boobs6143
      @boobs6143 Před 3 lety +19

      @@cgplays9 can you stop being a bitch lmao

    • @wuffalo
      @wuffalo Před 3 lety +38

      @@cgplays9 oh but you still find ways to be one Bryan

  • @LightenStar
    @LightenStar Před 5 lety +8078

    I don't understand why there is 2.9K dislikes in this video.
    Vsauce is Litterally educating you for free.
    Also, sorry if this is annoying​ but I have a CZcams Channel called LightenStar-.. forget it

    • @icecreamjunkie6790
      @icecreamjunkie6790 Před 5 lety +398

      Not anymore, unfortunately. His old videos like this were the BEST. I wish he kept doing these.

    • @LightenStar
      @LightenStar Před 5 lety +65

      @@icecreamjunkie6790 Agreed.

    • @LightenStar
      @LightenStar Před 5 lety +137

      @@DevisingDevin But those dislike bots are controlled by someone.

    • @arandommodder7204
      @arandommodder7204 Před 5 lety +209

      This video taught me more about science then a whole lesson in an 8th grade science class

    • @allenmanoj4527
      @allenmanoj4527 Před 5 lety +16

      Free Internet?

  • @RandomnesssE
    @RandomnesssE Před 6 měsíci +3

    Thats gotta be one of my favorite Vsauce intros ever

  • @Itscotten
    @Itscotten Před 13 dny +1

    It’s only when Vsause brings up the old CZcams i realizes how old this video is. This content is truly timeless

  • @CasualBlink
    @CasualBlink Před 4 lety +807

    Purposefully drop banana*
    “This is unfortunate”

  • @mycatcoco2603
    @mycatcoco2603 Před 3 lety +753

    0:24 when my parents birthed me.

  • @Oggiepinkypie
    @Oggiepinkypie Před rokem +10

    Only Michael can make a yes or no question into a 10 minute long video

  • @Bitcl
    @Bitcl Před 6 měsíci +1

    sometimes when im bored i put on of these vids on in the background and just chill, smth therepuedic abt this stuff

  • @thegoldennuggetyt
    @thegoldennuggetyt Před 4 lety +1312

    Is the 5-second rule true?
    Short answer: no
    Long answer: 0:00

    • @ALIALI-yp4dp
      @ALIALI-yp4dp Před 4 lety +4

      😅😅😅

    • @brysonsirus7747
      @brysonsirus7747 Před 4 lety +22

      The whole point is to explain the answer scientifically so you can learn.....
      Ok??

    • @skinwalker_schizo4526
      @skinwalker_schizo4526 Před 4 lety +17

      @@brysonsirus7747 r/woooosh

    • @rykxh1025
      @rykxh1025 Před 4 lety +7

      @@skinwalker_schizo4526 more like r/teacher wannabe/woooosh

    • @ruper0
      @ruper0 Před 4 lety +27

      @@skinwalker_schizo4526 this is not reddit you can remove the "r/" now

  • @erinfisher3566
    @erinfisher3566 Před 4 lety +743

    “is the 5 second rule true?”
    “no”
    “and as always thanks for watching”

  • @XDBjoernXD
    @XDBjoernXD Před rokem +3

    He is amazing for tricking me constantly into knowledge

  • @EJSana0716
    @EJSana0716 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I’m starting to watch your older videos! Good times 🥰

  • @Mihomike
    @Mihomike Před 6 lety +1476

    How about the "my immune system can handle this" rule :D

    • @TheWalf999
      @TheWalf999 Před 6 lety +26

      Still dangerous

    • @Mihomike
      @Mihomike Před 6 lety +130

      I can handle the danger ^^

    • @daappr
      @daappr Před 6 lety +112

      fun and games until you get salmonella

    • @adamsanders6614
      @adamsanders6614 Před 6 lety +16

      whats salmonella?

    • @daappr
      @daappr Před 6 lety +318

      its a disease that turns you into a salmon

  • @mccoyyoung4806
    @mccoyyoung4806 Před 3 lety +1827

    Is the 5 Second Rule True?
    Michael: “Well first, we’re gonna need to define “the”

    • @sharkprisoner1909
      @sharkprisoner1909 Před 2 lety +88

      Solid joke but what about “is”? We need to start at the true beginning lol

    • @jackrivera4398
      @jackrivera4398 Před 2 lety +43

      @@sharkprisoner1909 before we learn about "is" we need to learn about "true"

    • @borndrago
      @borndrago Před 2 lety +23

      @@jackrivera4398 before we learn about "the" we need to learn what is "food"

    • @talktime_s
      @talktime_s Před 2 lety +3

      Uh touch

    • @spamtonneo4630
      @spamtonneo4630 Před 2 lety +4

      @@talktime_s touch? Me?

  • @SamuraiCake42
    @SamuraiCake42 Před 7 měsíci +2

    0:29 I say the 0 second rule. I believe it transfers almost immediately.

  • @jookie8469
    @jookie8469 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I love that vsauce is so high quality and formulaic enough to wear they're all timeless, unless of course the research he used gets disproven in the future, but it'll always be entertaining atleast

  • @Xheooon
    @Xheooon Před 4 lety +968

    People:
    “The 5-second rule”
    Michael: 0:24-0:46
    “The 22 second rule”

  • @ortapmusic
    @ortapmusic Před 3 lety +599

    Here’s an alternative: the catch the food before it touches the floor rule

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I occasionally use the up to 20 second rule and it seems to work out fine

  • @varietygamer1839
    @varietygamer1839 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I Came To Watch Him Simply Say “No” But Some Reason It’s A 10 Minute Video.

  • @iz_bizz2010
    @iz_bizz2010 Před 2 lety +2818

    I dont use the '5 second rule' excuse, i use the 'ive done so many things that are considered gross that my immune system is probably good enough that i dont need to give a crap' excuse

    • @g0d5m15t4k3
      @g0d5m15t4k3 Před 2 lety +439

      Ah the "I'm a filthy ape anyway. What's some extra bacteria?" rule.

    • @alexamderhamiltom5238
      @alexamderhamiltom5238 Před rokem +88

      covid : "yo.. you guys live like this?"

    • @Temerityofficial21201
      @Temerityofficial21201 Před rokem +7

      @@g0d5m15t4k3 same

    • @guy1849
      @guy1849 Před rokem

      @@alexamderhamiltom5238 literally “damn bitch you live like this?”

    • @samrowe2889
      @samrowe2889 Před rokem +5

      Lol 😂 samn boat I can eat stuff like chicken that's been left out un refrigeratorted cook it and eat it then leave unthawed chickin in the fridge for several days before cooking and eating it

  • @feedmelenny1587
    @feedmelenny1587 Před 7 lety +243

    0:24 "This, is unfortunate"

  • @charliezard-_-8174
    @charliezard-_-8174 Před 9 měsíci +1

    I remember I had a friend in primary school, she was a little strange. she dropped a piece of cheese out of a sandwich and it stuck to the pavement outside and then she picked it up swiftly and ate it straight away, saying "10 second rule" as she chewed on a gravelly cheese slice

  • @TexanSecMov
    @TexanSecMov Před rokem +8

    The "five second rule" should be called the "Rule that lets people eat food of the floor"

  • @null_s3t
    @null_s3t Před 4 lety +547

    Michael: "This is unfortunate"
    no Michael that is a banana

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh Před 4 lety +23

      Top noch dad joke right here

    • @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811
      @craigsnortsfruitshoots2811 Před 4 lety +7

      No it’s a fricking seagull

    • @pichu2364
      @pichu2364 Před 3 lety

      No, its a baby

    • @mrplumpkin_x3c
      @mrplumpkin_x3c Před 3 lety

      @@tuesdaywithanh Top **notch** spelling right here.

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh Před 3 lety +1

      @@mrplumpkin_x3c my apologies, I now realize I have a minor spelling error. My point got across, and I actually don't mind getting my spelling corrected in a friendly manner. However, I don't appreciate the dose of passive aggressiveness, and that's the *t*.

  • @legboi8743
    @legboi8743 Před 5 lety +1785

    Me:picks food in 4.99 seconds
    Bacteria: *ANGRY AS FUK

  • @JasonsFilmsYT
    @JasonsFilmsYT Před 7 měsíci +2

    I wish Vsauce was my science teacher

  • @jakeandbacon
    @jakeandbacon Před 8 měsíci +1

    This channel is amazing!

  • @Slutology
    @Slutology Před 3 lety +3473

    imagine someone telling vsauce to shut up and then he's like...
    *what IS shutting up* ?

  • @ginjadingo2941
    @ginjadingo2941 Před 3 lety +1200

    I have never seen any human being peel a banana like that in the entire history of my existence.

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 Před 3 lety +30

      Pretty short one then

    • @Corn0nTheCobb
      @Corn0nTheCobb Před 3 lety +67

      @@freds2150 I'm 31 and I've never seen someone snap a banana in half to peel it

    • @freds2150
      @freds2150 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Corn0nTheCobb lol no I was kidding neither have I.

    • @ginjadingo2941
      @ginjadingo2941 Před 3 lety +9

      shabnam noureen it’s actually op. So much cleaner.

    • @iatemyshit3800
      @iatemyshit3800 Před 3 lety +5

      He’s pretty genius, I’m gonna start doing that now.

  • @reesjohnson
    @reesjohnson Před 8 měsíci +1

    The only thing more fantastic than bananas is the first 4 seconds of this video out of context

  • @SmoofyYT
    @SmoofyYT Před 9 měsíci

    I got a vsauce ad for the curiosity box in a vsauce video 💀

  • @PULVERIZER01
    @PULVERIZER01 Před 3 lety +819

    "Is the five seconds rule true?"
    *5 min later*
    "molecular dynamics"

    • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
      @user-cd4bx6uq1y Před 3 lety +3

      9

    • @deedatbogabong7415
      @deedatbogabong7415 Před 3 lety +5

      Michael does not fail to amaze me

    • @griefing7487
      @griefing7487 Před 3 lety +4

      everything is made of molecules so it makes sense

    • @PULVERIZER01
      @PULVERIZER01 Před 3 lety +6

      @@griefing7487 but no one would expect that from a vid asking a simple question such as "is the 5 second rule true?" (barring ppl who know vsause lo)

    • @griefing7487
      @griefing7487 Před 3 lety +1

      @@PULVERIZER01 there is no other way of addressing if the rule is true or not without mentioning bacteria and molecules doe

  • @cameron8529
    @cameron8529 Před rokem +1536

    "Hey vsauce, michael here. and bananas are fantastic!"
    *video ends*

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 Před rokem +56

      Your average 'vsauce out of context' video

    • @THE_MR_MAN
      @THE_MR_MAN Před rokem +6

      yes

    • @mark_thurwanger
      @mark_thurwanger Před rokem +13

      “… and as always, thanks for watching.”

    • @THE_MR_MAN
      @THE_MR_MAN Před rokem +2

      @@mark_thurwanger *next video plays*

    • @andistansbury4366
      @andistansbury4366 Před rokem +1

      ​@@THE_MR_MAN See H infinite genocide go wc IV saw go IV saw go IV go giving thin wc job young oh go into fishermen o wc go VA oh egg oh job ad go echo run am do so so so do seem do to go go th th th go go hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop hop I'll I'll

  • @misterteee9471
    @misterteee9471 Před 7 měsíci

    How many vsauce binge phases have yall had? This is like my 2nd or 3rd this year

  • @fadedgd123
    @fadedgd123 Před 11 měsíci

    the fact that u made a 10 minute video about the 5 second rule absolutely astonishes me

  • @gelato5709
    @gelato5709 Před 6 lety +889

    Just wait for 15 minutes and bacteria is legally allowed to leave

    • @johnm1048
      @johnm1048 Před 6 lety +1

      Espada kurosaki lol

    • @fortnitefilms4552
      @fortnitefilms4552 Před 6 lety +5

      Actually, wait 0.000000017 and it gets dirty... soooo wait 0.0000765 and u can leave according to ur time which is 4500 times the 5 second rule.
      What am i even saying?

    • @iluvmyswamp7948
      @iluvmyswamp7948 Před 6 lety

      I laughed out laud

    • @deezy4am383
      @deezy4am383 Před 6 lety

      Lol

    • @super_1036
      @super_1036 Před 6 lety

      lol

  • @xxjojoxx-35
    @xxjojoxx-35 Před 4 lety +933

    * *thinks of all the things I've eaten off the ground* *
    F.

    • @kenzo5782
      @kenzo5782 Před 4 lety +3

      *f*

    • @shibiku8916
      @shibiku8916 Před 4 lety +7

      I'd think same and say.. yeah, our immune system is op ;D

    • @xxjojoxx-35
      @xxjojoxx-35 Před 4 lety +10

      @@shibiku8916 it is OP but it have a waterslide for cancer cells.
      *F*

    • @Mrpabo.
      @Mrpabo. Před 4 lety

      Have u ever eaten and mushroom?? Then ur body is half dead

    • @aldervic6293
      @aldervic6293 Před 4 lety

      *F*

  • @Gazpacho976
    @Gazpacho976 Před 8 měsíci

    “This… is unfortunate”

  • @qo3398
    @qo3398 Před 8 dny

    I one thing I actually learned from Vsause and have been implementing in my day to day life after watching dozens of his videos is the banana trick

  • @ericgaudette4309
    @ericgaudette4309 Před 4 lety +483

    I use the “give it to someone else” rule.

  • @mangmangkimandrewy.7149
    @mangmangkimandrewy.7149 Před 7 lety +559

    I have a new rule "No wearing shoes while inside of the house rule"

    • @hco4203
      @hco4203 Před 7 lety +12

      weeboo

    • @denisdelinger4824
      @denisdelinger4824 Před 7 lety +112

      Every normal person doesnt wear shoes inside

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 7 lety +4

      Doesn't really help. Your floors are marginally cleaner now.

    • @denisdelinger4824
      @denisdelinger4824 Před 7 lety +36

      Poisoncontrol30 No, that's just your Country. If it happens where you live, sorry, i hope it gets better.

    • @3lo0oo0sh
      @3lo0oo0sh Před 7 lety +2

      Poisoncontrol30 did you watch the video?

  • @robinmc142
    @robinmc142 Před 8 měsíci +2

    1:13 wat I tried that around a bunch of my women coworkers at both McDonald's and Taco Bell and they all thought I was autistic

  • @TrateMusic
    @TrateMusic Před 8 dny +1

    6:21 i drifted off for a second and snapped back right at this sentence and wondered what the hell he was talking about

  • @sebbbysebseb1585
    @sebbbysebseb1585 Před 7 lety +667

    how about you just dont drop your food

    • @ThatGuy-vy3cp
      @ThatGuy-vy3cp Před 7 lety +26

      +xToastDoritos i would rather want my banana to fall to the ground than that it floats away from me

    • @lorallo2887
      @lorallo2887 Před 7 lety +4

      +xToastDoritos You should not say that.

    • @sebbbysebseb1585
      @sebbbysebseb1585 Před 7 lety +7

      +xToastDoritos thats why you dont drop it

    • @christopherarendt3531
      @christopherarendt3531 Před 7 lety +9

      I don't think I've ever met an adult that eats food that fell to the floor. I probably have met one that dropped food, but it was so long ago that I can't remember when.

    • @brianc469
      @brianc469 Před 6 lety

      im a reject how about what if that's what you can't control

  • @mrbalz5404
    @mrbalz5404 Před 5 lety +195

    *licks phone*

  • @Them_BEANZ
    @Them_BEANZ Před 4 měsíci +1

    “This is unfortunate.”

  • @Darkerthanu
    @Darkerthanu Před rokem

    man was asking the real questions ay ahead of time

  • @godspp802
    @godspp802 Před 4 lety +823

    I feel so smart when i watch these.

  • @Cat-sl6bo
    @Cat-sl6bo Před 5 lety +438

    My brother lives by the 5 century rule

  • @collinson7731
    @collinson7731 Před 19 dny

    Was just thinking about this and it pops up in my feed😮

  • @rafaelanisshaikhzadeh3912

    The fact that he was able to talk for 10min about 5 only seconds is impressive

  • @friedchicken3375
    @friedchicken3375 Před 3 lety +359

    "Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. And bananas are fantastic."
    -Michael

  • @ZTorcher
    @ZTorcher Před 4 lety +441

    0:47 When he dropped the banana again, it made me laugh SO hard.

  • @spxceboundnarc
    @spxceboundnarc Před 9 měsíci

    Michael is the type of guy who makes a 10 minute video about the 5 second rule

  • @Proseedwhithcaution-by6xo
    @Proseedwhithcaution-by6xo Před měsícem

    Omg 11 years ago and it’s still good

  • @afonyauk_real
    @afonyauk_real Před 2 lety +1918

    I swear to god, this person has an answer to every single midnight thought I have

  • @nicolaognibene6147
    @nicolaognibene6147 Před 4 lety +308

    Like Bart Simpson once said "if they fall on the floor then you want them more, because they come with extra toppings"

  • @arunasitalgere50
    @arunasitalgere50 Před 2 měsíci

    Vsauce music (often head at the end of his videos) is crazy

  • @NotGarbageLoops
    @NotGarbageLoops Před 7 měsíci

    The linked car lifting video is now private :(

  • @MrWumbo-ck8iy
    @MrWumbo-ck8iy Před 7 lety +194

    "Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
    And bananas are fantastic"

  • @SpoicySpooks
    @SpoicySpooks Před 3 lety +615

    my father calls it the “infinity second rule”

    • @liacolon1894
      @liacolon1894 Před 2 lety +8

      Hahaha lmao

    • @maniacmemes5746
      @maniacmemes5746 Před 2 lety +6

      My father can even eat the blackened banana

    • @arandomhashbrown3756
      @arandomhashbrown3756 Před 2 lety +6

      This is completely offtopic but I love your profile pic, it's a great drawing

    • @pashahvh
      @pashahvh Před 2 lety +2

      @@arandomhashbrown3756 yours is extremely cool too ngl

    • @stevecool5081
      @stevecool5081 Před 2 lety +1

      your dad is the infinity second rule, he said he’d be back in 5 seconds.

  • @Shobuu-hi3ud
    @Shobuu-hi3ud Před 8 měsíci

    Omg I actually thought this was made on this 10years!!!!!!!!!!!! The quality ! The perfection great man you can be great !👍

  • @shawnee3349
    @shawnee3349 Před rokem +3

    0:24 this is unfortunate

  • @dospiir8045
    @dospiir8045 Před 4 lety +672

    Food : **Falls on the floor**
    Bacteria : *Match begins in 5 seconds*

  • @corporal_cake8328
    @corporal_cake8328 Před 6 lety +284

    This is exactly why I bleach my food before I eat it.

    • @AlexCoburn
      @AlexCoburn Před 6 lety +10

      smart

    • @casper14301
      @casper14301 Před 6 lety +2

      CoreyTruscott joke

    • @Nina-ko5tc
      @Nina-ko5tc Před 6 lety +1

      I'm waiting for the day bleach jokes die.

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 Před 6 lety +1

      Mr Teepawt impossible. If you frink bleach your entire stomache will start to bleed and eventually you either die or get medical help, where your entire stomache will be removed and your intestine will be connected to your mouth. Since you will not have your stomache who could break the food into super small portions, you need to blend every type of food into a liquid to go through your intestine

    • @jcb2472
      @jcb2472 Před 6 lety +1

      Astra Nox It's a joke

  • @ellymidfymanmadentt.kalaka1035

    That beginning hurt me so much poor banana what an unfortunate event 😭

  • @NaterFernat
    @NaterFernat Před 16 dny +1

    You want to know how fast? Grab two neodymium magnets and put them near each other, and the moment they are together, that's how fast.

  • @ahard-daysnight6659
    @ahard-daysnight6659 Před 3 lety +551

    bro imagine the bacterie being like “hold on boys, we gotta wait 5 seconds or els- aw heck they picked it up”

    • @dumbass4204
      @dumbass4204 Před 3 lety +19

      "Shut up, clock in and load up'

    • @williamlucente2599
      @williamlucente2599 Před 3 lety +2

      cool playlists

    • @ahard-daysnight6659
      @ahard-daysnight6659 Před 3 lety

      @@williamlucente2599 tahnk

    • @beyondtheaxis8816
      @beyondtheaxis8816 Před 3 lety +3

      Bro imagine making an original comment 😳

    • @kapriolenpfeifer
      @kapriolenpfeifer Před 3 lety +2

      I mean, even if they would. The object they are on, for example a hair or dust, is sticking to your food. They got plenty of time moving over. I never understood that 5 second rule. :D

  • @ivanchudyk6129
    @ivanchudyk6129 Před 5 lety +468

    He:(touching my arm) Hey!
    Me: Don't touch my electrons bro!

    • @in.flames.
      @in.flames. Před 5 lety +4

      The electrons are repeling

    • @naimanura
      @naimanura Před 5 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @natglenn77
      @natglenn77 Před 5 lety +3

      DONT TOUCH MY FUCKEN ELECTRONS YOU PEICE OF SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ELECTRONS HOW DARE YOU

  • @vincentpollack
    @vincentpollack Před 8 měsíci +1

    I refuse to believe he’s 26 years old in this video

  • @Argonvalkarie
    @Argonvalkarie Před 21 dnem

    11 years and quality is as good as today

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 Před 3 lety +394

    “Some call it the 10 second rule.”
    Do they want to get the plague?

    • @sinnerthesinful552
      @sinnerthesinful552 Před 3 lety +1

      I use the 3 second one just to be safe

    • @yeetedbot
      @yeetedbot Před 3 lety

      Well so far there is no banana plauge oh wait

    • @bayglman
      @bayglman Před 3 lety +4

      I use the 0 second rule.

    • @alimohsin496
      @alimohsin496 Před 3 lety +1

      PixelMiners 0.99?

    • @Haris-bg4jy
      @Haris-bg4jy Před 3 lety +3

      @Rafael Khristian Arce Hernandez can you tell me the location of the funeral?id like to come

  • @ShokanAkuma
    @ShokanAkuma Před 4 lety +1622

    Anti-vax kid: * touches a phone*
    Instant death

    • @PrettyBitchLuna
      @PrettyBitchLuna Před 4 lety +20

      Epic

    • @tensahmohamad4042
      @tensahmohamad4042 Před 4 lety +3

      @Alex xD

    • @jonpierce3340
      @jonpierce3340 Před 4 lety +4

      Thu-Real-Choco Rica Bacteria was super effective.

    • @godspp802
      @godspp802 Před 4 lety +4

      Imagine just touching a phone *instant death*

    • @XboxOriginal1321
      @XboxOriginal1321 Před 4 lety +4

      Lol funny thing, I was an anti Vax kid and I haven't been sick since I got mercury poisoning when I was 2 from a vaccine ✌️

  • @Colonel_dinggus
    @Colonel_dinggus Před 9 měsíci

    I have an evaluation process for whether or not to eat food off the ground.
    1. How dirty does the floor look?
    2. Was it picked up reasonably quickly?
    3. Did it leave any residue on the ground?
    4. Did it visibly pick up anything from the ground?
    5. Did it land somewhere that dirt accumulates like in a corner or under a table?
    6. How often is the area directly covered by foot traffic?
    If the answer to all of these are satisfactory, then I’ll probably still throw it away because I’ve watched this video all the way through.

  • @thewonsler
    @thewonsler Před 4 měsíci +2

    If you're wondering if took him 23 seconds to eat the banana off the floor after he dropped it.

  • @rock3531
    @rock3531 Před 3 lety +268

    “this is unfortunate”

  • @user-zq2yp6sn1z
    @user-zq2yp6sn1z Před 6 lety +230

    When he dropped the banana, where did the other one go?

  • @lastofthe4horsemen279
    @lastofthe4horsemen279 Před rokem +1

    10 long years since l first saw this vid😅.Heres to many more!

  • @spacevoide7282
    @spacevoide7282 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I saw this and remembered a incident where my Lil cousin ate chips that were laying on the ground for like hours/days. But he was fine instead I got sick

  • @100ksubsnovidsss
    @100ksubsnovidsss Před 5 lety +1340

    Hey Vsauce, Micheal here !
    and bananas are fantastic.

  • @almicc
    @almicc Před 8 lety +284

    V
    *gets ebola*
    Shit....
    *more ebola*

    • @-_-_415
      @-_-_415 Před 8 lety +10

      lol
      Oh fuck now I got Ebola 😨

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Před 8 lety +1

      howtobasic cured Ebola.

    • @almicc
      @almicc Před 8 lety +4

      Sami Jansen omg, I tried it and it worked. It really worked! Thank you so much! I'll wire $400 directly to your account. You've saved my life.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 Před 8 lety

      MachWarfareGames Send it to howtobasic, he has a lot of medical costs! Or at least subscribe.. I'd really appreciate it!

    • @almicc
      @almicc Před 8 lety +2

      Sami Jansen His videos are the best

  • @Michael-kd2ny
    @Michael-kd2ny Před 4 měsíci +1

    Michael just made me clean my cell phone

  • @Ellian01
    @Ellian01 Před 9 měsíci +1

    all hail the immune system.