How Big Can a Person Get?

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  • čas přidán 14. 04. 2013
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    André the Giant:
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    human height:
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    Genetic manipulation of height: www.theage.com.au/articles/200...
    Square-cube law: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square-c...
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    Angular size:
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  • @Raptorman0205
    @Raptorman0205 Před 3 lety +20784

    Imagine making a "yo momma so fat" joke to Michael, then he goes on for 15 minutes explaining how yo momma is larger than the observable universe.

  • @andrewleaming3049
    @andrewleaming3049 Před 3 lety +13953

    Clicked to see how big a person can get, found out that I’m immortal

    • @xannax7183
      @xannax7183 Před 3 lety +77

      What ?

    • @andrewleaming3049
      @andrewleaming3049 Před 3 lety +495

      @@xannax7183 he talks about the light we give off goes on forever making us immortal

    • @xannax7183
      @xannax7183 Před 3 lety +47

      @@andrewleaming3049 oh

    • @baileygobrr
      @baileygobrr Před 3 lety +161

      0/10 video, mislead and found out info i didnt want to know
      /j

    • @blurred1564
      @blurred1564 Před 3 lety +176

      That’s a vsauce video in nutshell

  • @lDontExist
    @lDontExist Před 8 měsíci +103

    “We are likely to hit a ceiling”
    -vsauce, master of accidental puns.

    • @destiny_02
      @destiny_02 Před 29 dny +3

      "there are no accidents"
      -- old turtle

    • @CloudCookie1013
      @CloudCookie1013 Před 2 dny

      @@destiny_02Then why are you here?
      -A gen alpha normal turtle.

  • @-rizzza-
    @-rizzza- Před rokem +893

    these videos are timeless, so fun to watch even after almost 10 years. so much respect for you michael, youve been a big part of my childhood

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie Před rokem +8

      This will always be my comfort show

    • @Elpitxitarevoltosa
      @Elpitxitarevoltosa Před 11 měsíci +11

      You are so right, I didn't even notice the video was 10 years old until you said it, I was 7 by the time this video was made and posted

    • @rj119x
      @rj119x Před 10 měsíci +3

      love to get stoned and rewatch

    • @Casualweeb475
      @Casualweeb475 Před 10 měsíci +4

      ​@@ElpitxitarevoltosaI noticed when he showed veritasums channel on the old school CZcams lmao

    • @C_gamer-fm5oi
      @C_gamer-fm5oi Před 7 měsíci +4

      The only question I have for michael is why doesnt he age?

  • @ruairimurphy6987
    @ruairimurphy6987 Před 8 lety +14374

    1 minute this guy could be talking about kangaroos the next minute he would be talking about how much centipedes eat

    • @bernash9131
      @bernash9131 Před 8 lety +92

      ikr lol

    • @BABERZZZ619
      @BABERZZZ619 Před 8 lety +393

      Ikr he seems like he'd be fun at parties

    • @ivo8312
      @ivo8312 Před 8 lety +25

      +Pranalee Joshi that's what I hate about his videos, also how he pops back up onto the screen every 30 seconds

    • @ivo8312
      @ivo8312 Před 8 lety +3

      You mean the random topics, or the popping?

    • @zombiesalad2722
      @zombiesalad2722 Před 8 lety +242

      that's the beauty of Vsauce

  • @markfindley3002
    @markfindley3002 Před 4 lety +5310

    I like how he says blue whales “like” swimming in the water as if they had a choice

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 Před 4 lety +428

      I like how you say you like how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if you had a choice.

    • @8-bitato
      @8-bitato Před 4 lety +70

      Don't they?

    • @LK_707
      @LK_707 Před 4 lety +250

      @@kusanagi-no-tachi5303 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

    • @anthonyveliz7596
      @anthonyveliz7596 Před 4 lety +13

      Ha

    • @ciferluuu
      @ciferluuu Před 4 lety +178

      @@LK_707 I like how you say you like how he says he likes how he says he likes how he says blue whales "like" swimming in the water as if they had a choice as if he had a choice as if he had a choice as if you had a choice.

  • @pinkietastic9430
    @pinkietastic9430 Před rokem +350

    "Your light - your personal glow - isn't really bounded... by anything."
    Thanks Michael. I don't know how you always turn scientific topics into inspirational messages but it gets me every time.

  • @indylockheart3082
    @indylockheart3082 Před 2 lety +484

    Can you imagine the world we'd live in if school was 6 hours of this a day growing up

    • @beatpenguin2455
      @beatpenguin2455 Před rokem +57

      The world would be significantly better

    • @DiabolicalTony
      @DiabolicalTony Před rokem

      We'd have solved global warming by now and natural selection would have weeded out all the dumb people.

    • @nombregd
      @nombregd Před 11 měsíci +30

      We would all be Einstein’s Reincarnate

    • @PikaCookiePlayz
      @PikaCookiePlayz Před 8 měsíci +10

      i would be excited to go to school if that was what it was all about

    • @mrman67890
      @mrman67890 Před 8 měsíci +4

      I'd be Elon Musk by then

  • @IsaacRoyer
    @IsaacRoyer Před 5 lety +5487

    "The tallest man alive was 8 feet tall-"
    Ten minutes later
    "Frogs can see individual photons" okay Michael

  • @yes-eg2ib
    @yes-eg2ib Před 7 lety +8005

    Came for the height limit of a human, left with an existential crisis

  • @zora2532
    @zora2532 Před rokem +45

    At 7:30 When he said no one will hear you scream, the music disappears.

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Před 7 měsíci +31

    Can't be a Vsauce video without a very interesting question, a proper but slightly generic answer, and then expanding upon the question beyond comprehension with a few topic diversions and then an extremely inspirational message in the end. Seriously, that's kinda the general layout of most if not all of Michael's older videos, and I'm all for it.

  • @thecaptainoftheobvious2396
    @thecaptainoftheobvious2396 Před 4 lety +1984

    12:34
    “It keeps going and through outer space.”
    “Which of course brings us to Australia”
    WHAT

    • @leia710
      @leia710 Před 4 lety +65

      I know right!!! I died!!

    • @drunkestrick4476
      @drunkestrick4476 Před 4 lety +33

      Derek lives in Australia

    • @kareemyakout6576
      @kareemyakout6576 Před 4 lety +40

      For a second i thought Australia is in outer space i was like wait wtf 😂😂

    • @skuyzy198
      @skuyzy198 Před 4 lety +27

      Australia is not real and it's just a show with paid actor on a spaceship in outer space.

    • @oriond34
      @oriond34 Před 4 lety +4

      If you plan to watch vsauce a lot get used to this

  • @carrotfly
    @carrotfly Před 4 lety +3957

    Me: "How tall can a person get?"
    Michael: *"In space, no one can hear you scream"*

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek Před 4 lety +24

      Carrot Fly also you: stealing comments

    • @carrotfly
      @carrotfly Před 4 lety +49

      Pewdiepie's entire comment section:

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion Před 4 lety +12

      But could they also see you scream? Or could they even see you at all?

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix Před 4 lety +5

      @@Grey_Warden_Invasion Light also travels in space.

    • @suflaj9314
      @suflaj9314 Před 4 lety +1

      This deserves more likes lol

  • @Joverman
    @Joverman Před 10 měsíci +17

    that one friend explaining why he isn't short

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim Před rokem +12

    9:12 vintage CZcams lol
    this is why vsauce videos are incredible, their editing and vibe is timeless

  • @lunarpossessionrecords
    @lunarpossessionrecords Před 4 lety +4058

    Me: How tall can a human get?
    Michael: Here's me holding a can

  • @rainymeadows3447
    @rainymeadows3447 Před 7 lety +3407

    A breed of grizzly has a nose 7x stronger than a bloodhound.
    Great.
    That's the last thing we need.
    POLICE BEARS.

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Před rokem +72

    Vsauce: How Big Can a Person Get?
    Also Vsauce's Conclusion: You are bigger than the entire universe and is basically immortal.

  • @Smurfman256
    @Smurfman256 Před 2 lety +11

    0:45 for anyone not aware, Igor Vovkovinski passed away on 08/20/2021. The Rochester community misses him dearly.

  • @mememammoth7708
    @mememammoth7708 Před 6 lety +3802

    Starts on height
    Ends on photons and immortality

    • @bradleymiller1139
      @bradleymiller1139 Před 5 lety +21

      As one does

    • @shadower227
      @shadower227 Před 5 lety +42

      Starts from facts, ends with philosophy

    • @chinmayjoshi3592
      @chinmayjoshi3592 Před 5 lety +3

      @@TJ-rm2rs answer is 42

    • @malemmutum5049
      @malemmutum5049 Před 5 lety +8

      This is why I like vsauce - the unpredictable detour of philosophical thoughts!

    • @harlemsha
      @harlemsha Před 5 lety +3

      That glow that is not bound by anything, that Light, is God. Im tellin you, everytime science gets a stump where they dont kno what something is, its always deeper, why cant yall admit that energy source that cant be seen, is God. How could it not be?

  • @moffgideon
    @moffgideon Před 4 lety +3813

    Michael: How big is the Sun compared to an ant?
    *one minute later*
    Michael: That's why some oranges are dangerous.

  • @GeForce1080
    @GeForce1080 Před 2 lety +27

    0:49 He died today, RIP.

  • @setasan
    @setasan Před rokem +5

    Love how your videos start in one way and end up in a totally different direction but still related to the central topic. It is even possible to detected those who watched the whole video from those who did not by reading the comments.

  • @magik4353
    @magik4353 Před 4 lety +6859

    Title: How Big Can A Person Get?
    "Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! 10cm"
    well that's all the info I need

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 Před 4 lety +92

      Isn't that your measurement?

    • @SortableCrayon3
      @SortableCrayon3 Před 4 lety +35

      I got the 420th like

    • @o2hirayu
      @o2hirayu Před 4 lety +42

      I guess many generations *broke the 10cm record*

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 Před 4 lety +72

      That's my weewee size :)

    • @garryhowes7274
      @garryhowes7274 Před 4 lety +39

      Dr.drama goddamn yours is still bigger than mine :/

  • @kadevanry9296
    @kadevanry9296 Před 4 lety +1825

    Me: How tall can someone actually be?
    Michael: Frogs can see you glow from the edges of the universe.
    Me: Oh, okay, so tall

    • @quall5339
      @quall5339 Před 4 lety +8

      Damn no comments feels bad

    • @RealAntek
      @RealAntek Před 4 lety +2

      Kade Van Ry haha

    • @mobilebeast6736
      @mobilebeast6736 Před 4 lety +3

      My favorite comment!

    • @babbisp1
      @babbisp1 Před 4 lety

      Read it as he said it. 13:04

    • @red.aries1444
      @red.aries1444 Před 4 lety

      No, frogs at the edges of the universe can't see you...
      ...at least not yet. ;-)
      Even if you assume that a creature like a frog exists at a place so far away, there is still the limitation in time and the speed of light. Not even the first ligtht of our sun, which had flashed up around 5 billion years ago, has reached the edges of our universe.

  • @matusa6714
    @matusa6714 Před rokem +8

    Recently discovered vsauce and I LOVE all these questions he find answers to, and I love that every video ends with some philosophycal toughts.

    • @sobe356
      @sobe356 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Bro this comment has been sitting here for one year and yet only has 4 likes 😞

  • @jebclang9403
    @jebclang9403 Před 10 měsíci +3

    It's good to see these videos still live here... cheers mate, whoever you are 😘😘

  • @yaklin104
    @yaklin104 Před 4 lety +1987

    "so how tall are you?"
    "eh, about 26 light years"
    "???"

    • @sheraphrajbhandari7130
      @sheraphrajbhandari7130 Před 4 lety +29

      100 billion light years tall

    • @blewcraft.
      @blewcraft. Před 4 lety +24

      @@sheraphrajbhandari7130 in that case you are 100 billion years old beceause light's speed is limited and travel a lightyear every years (that's why we call it lightyears) you are your age lightyears tall

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck Před 4 lety +3

      @@blewcraft. and light from the parts closer to the ground (feet, legs, etc) would reach us faster than the parts higher up so if he was 100 billion light-years tall and we looked at him from the ground we would very (very very) slowly start to see more and more of him as the years went on

    • @Milbrandt
      @Milbrandt Před 4 lety +4

      Actually, it would travel in all directions, so you would be your age * 2 light-years tall (and wide).

    • @pradyumn2453
      @pradyumn2453 Před 4 lety

      Pretty much tall

  • @AMAINE207
    @AMAINE207 Před 5 lety +4326

    Every girl on Tinder: 1:48 Me: 5:46

  • @MorganJagermeister
    @MorganJagermeister Před 2 lety +10

    Hey Michael! Morgan here. It’s 4 AM and I am so high I can’t tell if I’m wearing my contact lenses or not. Please, please tell me how big a person can get.

  • @AbigailTheSimpsonsFan200
    @AbigailTheSimpsonsFan200 Před 11 měsíci +11

    4:50 but what about your mom?

  • @marshmellowmoon7990
    @marshmellowmoon7990 Před 4 lety +4861

    *Please don't call our bodies **_"skin containers"_*
    *Instead please use the terminology **_"Flesh Tupperware"_*

  • @eisenwerks6388
    @eisenwerks6388 Před 3 lety +6320

    History teacher: "Galileo was brilliant"
    Galileo: "check out this thicc bone I drew"

  • @Garfeeld827
    @Garfeeld827 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Me explaining to the girl that I’m not 5’1 I’m the size of the observable universe

  • @theununtrium
    @theununtrium Před 2 lety +7

    Rest in peace, Igor Vovkovinskiy

  • @squidud
    @squidud Před 3 lety +5702

    How to record a vsauce video:
    Step 1: get super high and write down every question you think of while high
    Step 2: sober up and do all the research

    • @joelcomer
      @joelcomer Před 2 lety +90

      Yeah pretty much

    • @jasperrosa1369
      @jasperrosa1369 Před 2 lety +247

      Naaa he still on something recording this shit 😂

    • @robbie9995
      @robbie9995 Před 2 lety +93

      step 3: get high again to record this shit

    • @mizery95
      @mizery95 Před 2 lety +127

      @@jasperrosa1369 ya he on yo mom

    • @v4riab1lity77
      @v4riab1lity77 Před 2 lety +55

      i dont even need to be high to think of the questions, but i need to be high to get through the process of researching it

  • @eyelockedpro3203
    @eyelockedpro3203 Před 4 lety +859

    Question:"how big can you get?"
    Conclusion:"You are immortal"

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam Před 2 lety +41

    Technically, all objects in the universe has a slight gravitational impact on all other objects in the universe. So by that measure, we’re all as big as the entire universe.

  • @rporta
    @rporta Před 2 lety +29

    this is why I love Vsauce, bc it starts with a relatively simple questions and I end learning I am immortal

    • @mirror1001
      @mirror1001 Před rokem +1

      King crimson islands bruh

    • @rporta
      @rporta Před rokem

      @@mirror1001 W ALBUM

    • @mirror1001
      @mirror1001 Před rokem

      @@rporta islands was never my absolute favorite but it grew on me

  • @MyCoolChannelisCool
    @MyCoolChannelisCool Před 7 lety +1163

    "No one...can hear you scream", thank you Vsauce

  • @saintpoli6800
    @saintpoli6800 Před 3 lety +3440

    Start of episode: “How tall can a person be?”
    End: “How many photons are in a raw purple tomato?”

    • @giuseppeagresta1425
      @giuseppeagresta1425 Před 3 lety +182

      Halfway through the episode: *nobody can hear you scream in space*

    • @hoodiegamer9256
      @hoodiegamer9256 Před 3 lety +41

      Idek what im watching anymore halfway in 😳 and I’m high af so I’m just vibing.

    • @mattrickard3716
      @mattrickard3716 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah, I was kinda wanting to see a theoretical dinosaur sized human. Instead, light goes forever...........
      Me: But I wanna see a hypothetical dinosaur sized human.
      Science: That's not a thing.
      Me: Yeah but hypothetically....
      Science: Just no. Here are some facts instead.
      Me: 😢 Ok.

    • @plankkton
      @plankkton Před 3 lety +8

      and in the mid of the episode:
      so... AUSTRALIA

    • @lumijasminasmr3583
      @lumijasminasmr3583 Před 3 lety

      matt rickard
      I feel you, buddy. I feel you. 😭

  • @user-rm4qh3bo5q
    @user-rm4qh3bo5q Před 8 měsíci +2

    "No one can hear you **scream**"
    7:34

  • @Impatient1v3r50n
    @Impatient1v3r50n Před 11 měsíci +4

    time to change my render distance

  • @mokaa.9553
    @mokaa.9553 Před 3 lety +3113

    “Girl you are glowing, literally.” Can’t wait until I use this one in a bar and then explain this whole thing to a poor girl while drunk.

  • @AGamer20.
    @AGamer20. Před 3 lety +1801

    "About 4 inchs"
    Yeah I know..

  • @QuesoGecko69
    @QuesoGecko69 Před 5 měsíci +3

    The music that comes on when he asks a serious question tells you you're in for a ride. I like that, it's like the first drop to a roller coaster. He's got it all!

  • @onatkorkmaz6749
    @onatkorkmaz6749 Před rokem +4

    I love how he never puts a video of other people but encourage us to watch them

  • @fireyegaming414
    @fireyegaming414 Před 3 lety +2273

    2:10 - "We are likely to hit a ceiling"
    Literally the best pun ever.

    • @seanleith5312
      @seanleith5312 Před 3 lety +15

      I don't like this guy as a person, not at all, but his work is fine.

    • @pamthespam6964
      @pamthespam6964 Před 3 lety +204

      @@seanleith5312 ok

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 Před 3 lety +144

      @@seanleith5312 how dare you

    • @lucangevare6621
      @lucangevare6621 Před 3 lety +196

      @@seanleith5312 I don't entirely see who asked but you do you bud

    • @dj.matexx
      @dj.matexx Před 3 lety +16

      I don't get the pun :I
      Could someone plz explain?

  • @MadKingOfMadaya
    @MadKingOfMadaya Před 5 lety +3587

    Vsauce logic: "how big can a human get?"
    ok so far so good
    * 7 mins later *
    "No one in space can hear you scream..."
    ...

    • @ronaldmcdonald2024
      @ronaldmcdonald2024 Před 5 lety +29

      He likes tangents

    • @MikeMike-dv7iv
      @MikeMike-dv7iv Před 5 lety +23

      When you call Michael, Vsauce. I see you're new to the channel.

    • @izayakills2027
      @izayakills2027 Před 5 lety +8

      Omg its at 420 likes i shall not like it for this reason

    • @sumanths6415
      @sumanths6415 Před 5 lety

      top kek His name is Michael. And yep ... I laughed.

    • @muna6008
      @muna6008 Před 5 lety

      This made me laugh and choke on tea

  • @aki4ketski
    @aki4ketski Před 2 lety +2

    Istg this man must be the best at changing convo topics

  • @yk.isaacc
    @yk.isaacc Před 2 lety +3

    12:43 it’s funny how he says “if you’re not subscribed” and in the top right you see he isn’t

  • @hehtbbsisuecejsisyevrhsjbe6614

    Girls: I only date guys taller than 6 feet.
    Me: *bigger than the observable universe*

  • @alexg7924
    @alexg7924 Před 7 lety +3082

    Watching a Vsauce video:
    Expect to learn something interesting but rather trivial (like for example how big a human can get) but end up with questioning your own existence / mortality. Always.

  • @antequick8511
    @antequick8511 Před 2 lety +4

    I love the music he use in his videos. It sounds like oceans eleven music mixed with elevator music

  • @WRLDOfSad
    @WRLDOfSad Před 8 měsíci +1

    That kinda made me feel really good when you said "it kinda makes a immortal in a way" 🖤

  • @azrasashima3733
    @azrasashima3733 Před 4 lety +3146

    Im just going to go ahead and say what we're all thinking...
    "how the hell do you weigh a blue whale?"

    • @Christian-mh9il
      @Christian-mh9il Před 4 lety +472

      @@John-iu9kl that would measure volume not weight so your quick maths is wrong

    • @adriansalazar1195
      @adriansalazar1195 Před 4 lety +82

      Yeah, you should know the exact density of the whale's body.

    • @whitemagickh
      @whitemagickh Před 4 lety +744

      Put the earth in a bag, hang the bag on a scale, and then remove the whale. Edit: duh.

    • @MugetSu178
      @MugetSu178 Před 4 lety +116

      you put it on a scale

    • @lu-x-ey2195
      @lu-x-ey2195 Před 4 lety +638

      they asked the whale nicely

  • @markdehnert2682
    @markdehnert2682 Před 3 lety +6018

    “but here’s the thing about light, it doesn’t need a medium to travel through, it just keeps going into space”
    *”which of course brings us to Australia”*

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed Před 3 lety +229

      If Australia did exist then it’s space

    • @LuciidDreamerz
      @LuciidDreamerz Před 3 lety +9

      @Liam Davis same here

    • @skelpton4227
      @skelpton4227 Před 3 lety +25

      I was thinking , maybe i am dumb. But thanks for telling me ,i am not.

    • @rpvermeulen
      @rpvermeulen Před 3 lety +79

      Astronomy aside, for people in Western Europe Australia lies at the border of the observable universe...

    • @veterangalaxy9866
      @veterangalaxy9866 Před 3 lety +9

      i read this so it happened lol

  • @immortalapple.
    @immortalapple. Před rokem +15

    I went to elementary school with a kid that had a pituitary gland tumor and he was already as tall as the teacher in kindergarten. He had a surgeries to try and stop him from growing more but I moved away before I saw him again. Hope he's doing alright

  • @sergiomaroun1913
    @sergiomaroun1913 Před měsícem +2

    What these videos years ago
    Now i came back to watch em again need to feed my mind

  • @jerbid_
    @jerbid_ Před 7 lety +1173

    I literally farted right as you started sniffing and asking, "Do you smell that?"

  • @jalfire
    @jalfire Před 5 lety +3189

    question: how big can a person get?
    answer: you are in a way, kinda immortal

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 Před 5 lety +22

      czcams.com/video/u9hauSrihYQ/video.html

    • @namanpahuja7653
      @namanpahuja7653 Před 5 lety +7

      @@internetuser4210 thats how it works today it will make no sense but in future it will make sense

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 Před 5 lety +6

      @@namanpahuja7653 How would you know? Wait are you from the future?!?!?!

    • @gabrielreda
      @gabrielreda Před 5 lety +7

      @@internetuser4210 welp you are responding a 7 months old comment so tecnically you are from the future

    • @internetuser4210
      @internetuser4210 Před 5 lety

      @@gabrielreda I guess so

  • @omersarcadeadventures2152
    @omersarcadeadventures2152 Před 8 měsíci

    He is the GOAT of not simply answering the question but instead, getting deep

  • @Schramena
    @Schramena Před rokem +4

    This was 10 years ago but still beats out most of todays CZcams videos by a lot!

  • @JoshQuay
    @JoshQuay Před 8 lety +2522

    I learn more from one of your videos than i do in school a year..

    • @JoshQuay
      @JoshQuay Před 8 lety +12

      +Squidward Tentacles are you being serious?

    • @colorcoated
      @colorcoated Před 8 lety +5

      This is so true

    • @panospan4297
      @panospan4297 Před 8 lety +5

      Lol trrue

    • @panospan4297
      @panospan4297 Před 8 lety +1

      +Panos Pan *true

    • @JoshQuay
      @JoshQuay Před 7 lety +3

      +Squidward Tentacles ... I think it might have been a joke? Let me just clear that up with the original poster. Yes I have spoken to him and it was actually a joke.

  • @lolsloppy
    @lolsloppy Před 3 lety +1032

    Question: How big can a person get?
    Answer: Frogs can see individual photons

  • @coconyt3623
    @coconyt3623 Před 2 lety +2

    10:17 Mate ripped the most deafening damn fart ever

  • @jackfiskiboiii4910
    @jackfiskiboiii4910 Před 7 měsíci

    man i just love all your videos

  • @Hexamath
    @Hexamath Před 4 lety +1614

    Question: How Big Can a Person Get?
    Answer: *I'm immortal.*

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp Před 3 lety +9

      @MrSisterFister 2 Just what I was thinking

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp Před 3 lety +1

      @MrSisterFister 2 ahahahaha
      happens i guess xD

    • @Hexamath
      @Hexamath Před 3 lety +1

      @MrSisterFister 2 literally your first reply was "Bruh momentum" which is kinda creepy because I used to say that a lot (a bit too much) on my old Discord account.

    • @vanillaspicecreamlvl.347
      @vanillaspicecreamlvl.347 Před 3 lety

      *********lity!?????!!!!!

    • @chugiron4698
      @chugiron4698 Před 3 lety +1

      This comment chain is a ride

  • @sadekausi
    @sadekausi Před 7 lety +279

    Michael keeps changing the unit of measure he uses just to fuck with us

    • @user-lf4lr8fi2r
      @user-lf4lr8fi2r Před 7 lety +1

      sade where is your profile picture from? (im sure i have seen it somewhere)

    • @patrickbateman4541
      @patrickbateman4541 Před 6 lety +1

      sade perkele

    • @Mawluis
      @Mawluis Před 6 lety +1

      He needs to use International System os Units. Only USA uses pol-inch-feet-mile, wtf.

  • @vandevera
    @vandevera Před 6 měsíci +2

    My head hurts now

  • @clynz1
    @clynz1 Před rokem +3

    I stopped paying attention for like two minutes and he's talking about how no one can hear you scream in space...

  • @columbus8myhw
    @columbus8myhw Před 4 lety +445

    _sniff sniff_ "Do you smell that? It might be… you."
    MICHAEL

  • @numbaonw6450
    @numbaonw6450 Před 3 lety +1116

    “Bruh”
    -Albert Einstein

  • @GD_TriggrHppy
    @GD_TriggrHppy Před 2 lety +2

    2:05 "Likely to hit a ceiling." No, quite literally hit our head on a ceiling.

  • @psycholamborghini4828
    @psycholamborghini4828 Před 2 lety +2

    Vsauce either makes us very scared and.. sad. Or very happy and powerful. Or both depending on the video

  • @jaydenb5335
    @jaydenb5335 Před 3 lety +4215

    I love how he takes a simple question and answers it in all possible ways
    Edit:thanks for the likes this is the first time I've made over 100

    • @Anonymous-pf1mb
      @Anonymous-pf1mb Před 3 lety +34

      yeah like he is immortal

    • @pi_husky4485
      @pi_husky4485 Před 3 lety +2

      Teachers look at him in awww

    • @shaggyego
      @shaggyego Před 3 lety +8

      Cannot help but imagine he is an absolutely master at getting out of buying a round lol

    • @jaydenb5335
      @jaydenb5335 Před 3 lety +2

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger what

    • @jaydenb5335
      @jaydenb5335 Před 3 lety +4

      @Shiloh Kaffenberger oh ok I thought you just went crazy

  • @goosepods
    @goosepods Před 4 lety +684

    Skin:
    • Vital organ for protecting the body from foreign viruses/bacteria❌
    • *c o n t a i n e r* ✅

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok Před 2 lety +1

    Andre the giant is such a gigachad, he's irresistible.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Před 2 lety

    2:11 "but beyond that, we are likely to hit, a ceiling"
    i always interpeted this line from the video literally, but it works with both meanings i guess

  • @Aydarrn
    @Aydarrn Před 4 lety +197

    Police:" You're under arrest"
    Michael:"Or am I?"

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions Před 4 lety +1161

    michael: "hey vsauce... michael here... 10 cm"
    me: * pulls pants up* "what the heck michael??"

  • @abdalsafadi4836
    @abdalsafadi4836 Před 9 měsíci

    This literally brightoned up my room

  • @hvanmegen
    @hvanmegen Před 11 měsíci +1

    Please accept my compliments for this awesome video Michael, albeit 10 years late :)
    10 years later I found this video and was still surprised that it sparked me thinking about something: Using the 5km of line-of-sight and line-of-sound distance, you could fit approximately 31.41 million (or about 10 million times π) people on the entire surface of planet earth, albeit having people on floating platforms above water.. and it would have to be REALLY quiet..
    1) Earth's surface area: 510.1 million km².
    2) Each person occupies a hexagon with a 2.5 km radius, each person being a maximum of 5 kilometers apart.
    3) Hexagon area formula: A = (3√3 × r²) / 2.
    4) Area per person: A = (3√3 × 6.25) / 2 ≈ 16.24 km².
    5) Divide Earth's surface area by area per person: 510.1 million km² / 16.24 km²
    6) Result: 510,100,000 km² / 16.24 km² ≈ 31,410,000 people
    And to encircle the entire globe, you would need some (~40,075 km / 5 km =) 8,015 people to get a message across. However, the length of the message would have a limit according to Miller's Law. Miller's Law tells us that the human memory capacity is limited when it comes to processing and recalling information. Miller's Law, proposed by psychologist George A. Miller, states that the average person can hold about 7 (plus or minus 2) items or chunks of information in their short-term memory. This means that in this global 'telephone game', you should theoretically be able to send a 5 word sentence along these people, assuming they all spoke English and that the message was clearly understood.
    An example of an optimal message could be 'Please repeat these five words!', as it would be easily understood, conveys the intent of communication in a chain and uses the number 5 as a sort of verification (much like a parity bit in computer memory) thus being self-verifiable and by this, aligning even more with natural language expectation, furthering increasing the likelihood of the message successfully being transferred among those 8015 individuals.

  • @meows_and_woof
    @meows_and_woof Před 4 lety +1170

    Me: Hi Michael how are you
    Michael: In space nobody can hear you scream

    • @normalpeep5287
      @normalpeep5287 Před 4 lety +15

      *stabbing noises*

    • @markjovan123
      @markjovan123 Před 4 lety +9

      In Russia, nobody can hear you scream

    • @elisttm
      @elisttm Před 4 lety +8

      ​@@normalpeep5287
      *inaudible stabbing noise

    • @thebassist8038
      @thebassist8038 Před 4 lety

      YT_yoshi yolo as I read that Michael said In space,no one can hear you scream.

    • @bekalynn7887
      @bekalynn7887 Před 4 lety

      It's a quote. Lol

  • @vladimirputin3426
    @vladimirputin3426 Před 3 lety +281

    "the loudest shout a person can make is around 88 decibels"
    my mum:

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 Před 3 lety +1

      what did you mom say?

    • @trentecinq35
      @trentecinq35 Před 2 lety +1

      My friend once did 117 or something

    • @kevinstephens9418
      @kevinstephens9418 Před 2 lety +7

      @@trentecinq35 he said "88 dB from 30cm away." Your friend's 117 was likely measured right in front of their mouth. Volume reduces over distance exponentially rather than by a flat rate, so from 30 cm away, your friend's scream was almost definitely not above 88 dB.

    • @trentecinq35
      @trentecinq35 Před 2 lety

      @@kevinstephens9418 he didn't say or maybe he did but I just didn't see or hear but yes it was by his mouth

    • @reaper_guardian_8214
      @reaper_guardian_8214 Před 2 lety

      I'll pretend I didn't hear that

  • @jonsnow82
    @jonsnow82 Před rokem +1

    Individual photons of you: I will reach the entire universe
    Black Hole: I will end this entire man career

  • @phoevo8898
    @phoevo8898 Před rokem +2

    12:18 when he said 4pm i looked at the time and it was exactly 4pm. I am now my brightest

  • @IngvarMar
    @IngvarMar Před 4 lety +1089

    Imagine if some of the viewers actually farted before he said “Do you smell that? It might be you”

  • @johnnycrazystuff
    @johnnycrazystuff Před 4 lety +440

    How tall can a person get?
    Michael: you’re immortal

    • @omarbarrios3420
      @omarbarrios3420 Před 4 lety +6

      Cool did you also went through the comments to see who to copy?

    • @johnnycrazystuff
      @johnnycrazystuff Před 4 lety +4

      Omar Barrios bahaha fuck no you think imma read all these shits

    • @monty6157
      @monty6157 Před 3 lety

      why tf is this guy so popular? like he didnt even properly answer the title of the video?

    • @johnnycrazystuff
      @johnnycrazystuff Před 3 lety

      Monty dw ab it dawg, it is what it is ;)

  • @amaruifayemi2450
    @amaruifayemi2450 Před 10 měsíci

    literally right before he mentioned it I was already googling the square cube law bcs it alr came to mind after like a minute of the vid

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 Před rokem

    With that 10-15km vision length thing you can find the resolution range of the eye. You just have make sure to differentiate different parts of the eye, most of your eye is much lower resolution than the center.

  • @coolcoolguy6582
    @coolcoolguy6582 Před 7 lety +613

    Clicks on video just for the answer. Knows I have to watch all of it because he never answers it directly.

    • @badjur3791
      @badjur3791 Před 7 lety +47

      He adds extra information and lots of examples. If you want the simple answer instantly the. You sir and not worth the time.

    • @coolcoolguy6582
      @coolcoolguy6582 Před 7 lety +4

      M J Grasscutter And you are right

    • @bentton7311
      @bentton7311 Před 7 lety +9

      Coolcoolguy65 he does it purposefully so you have to watch the whole vid.

  • @GeorgieBonsoir
    @GeorgieBonsoir Před 4 lety +649

    "when a photon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.
    that's amore."

  • @thorn9382
    @thorn9382 Před rokem +1

    Every time you watch a vsauce video a 4 year timer is started for when you'll watch it again

  • @smolgrizzly4608
    @smolgrizzly4608 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Michael is the only guy who can say "no one can hear you scream" with big eyes and still have me watching the rest of the video

  • @mmatwins
    @mmatwins Před 4 lety +215

    "how tall can a person get"
    Vsauce - "so you know how dogs noses are wet"

  • @satviknamdeo1265
    @satviknamdeo1265 Před 7 lety +1099

    Came to know how much I can grow, left immortal.

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage Před 6 lety +4

      Your information is only "immortal" until the photons you emit are absorbed (or observed) by something.
      And beyond about 13 diameters of Earth your "immortal" information loses resolution, lol.

    • @krushal
      @krushal Před 6 lety +2

      @P. Can't be seen with the naked eye. But I always carry a Hubble telescope in my pocket, so.... can't relate with you.

    • @janho3550
      @janho3550 Před 6 lety

      Satvik Namdeo o

    • @gorisenke
      @gorisenke Před 6 lety +3

      P
      Hey man fuzzy immortal is sill immortal.

    • @deidara5245
      @deidara5245 Před 6 lety

      Satvik Namdeo lmao!! Good one

  • @joelr.9743
    @joelr.9743 Před 11 měsíci +2

    But… but… the reason the cube parameters escape so violently is because all parts of the cube grow proportionally. So, if a person is scaled in the same way all organs and bones would scale with it therefore remaining in balance. 😅

    • @yarnicles4616
      @yarnicles4616 Před 29 dny +1

      I don't think you understood it correctly. It's not that some parts become weaker, it's because of how volume works. When height and width are multiplied by 10, the surface area is multiplied by 100. And the volume is multiplied by 1000. It's only a bit taller, but MUCH heavier.

  • @jeb4114
    @jeb4114 Před 2 lety +2

    Igor Vovkovinsky died this August, of heart disease. Rest well, big guy.