Is It Okay to Touch Mars?
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“Only OG’s remember earth”
Nostalgia 100
If we ever start living on Mars some people will say that for sure.
The fact that it is edited makes me more suspicious🤔🤔
Would those born on Mars still be considered earthlings?
@MadMaddox martians*
You can touch Mars but only if it gives you consent
When you're a star, they just let you do it.
+Vincent Nicholson lol. That is smart.
MrMosbyOfficial VEVO It's worse cause I just ate a Mars Bar... With consent, of course.
MrMosbyOfficial VEVO Trump would just go for it...
Acowname4 hours ago"Not without it's consent."
Copycat.
17:34 Vsauce quote of the day: "What good is life to the universe? Perhaps it has none, but we are possibly its greatest and only hope to find out."
That made me cry
He is asking to us should us human be creator of world and what is our purpose in life as human in the same video 🤯
Oh shit im late as fuck
Fr @@clam1940
Right up there next to "Where did you get that body?"
Man, I didn’t realize how old this video was so when he said 2016 it hit me like a truck
Same, I was fully taken aback 😢
Same here, in another video though, where he uses an old Samsung, like an s3 or sth. Time goes by..
If Mars has a flag, what's Earth's flag?
I think is beautiful too. It makes me think of how do we'll feel and how it would be when we need to use an Earth's flag.
And yes, maybe Earth's flag needs to be more green, but I'm okay with the idea of a flag symbolizing Earth more like the blue planet.
Cancer.
@LetoZeth you are cancer xd
The american
The United Nations flag.
*BUT YOU SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO TOUCH ANYTHING! STOP CONTRADICTING YOURSELF!*
omg I remember that XD
then casca *wasn't "touched" by griffith???? because science??
Kryster Espeleta Hey Guts, when is the hiatus gonna end? When are you and Griffith gonna scrap again?
Gunner, it's actually "is anything real?" reference
Haha, 8:45
Kid named mars
This needs more likes
Earth
49372719-49372732 kids: “It’s just a planet”
5000000BC-1000000 kids: *nostalgia*
“Mars rotates 2.7%slower”
Oh our sleep schedule is gonna love that
Not sure if this is sarcastic but tbh I’d actually really like that. I’m never tired at night but always wanna sleep 2 more hours in the morning.
@Just an alien with some internet access Oh ok. Still, I’d love an extra 30 mins each day.
Our sleep schedule will adjust. There have been studies done with people locked away with no natural light and no clocks and there bodies had a totally different circadian rhythm. Our bodies will adjust to the days inn Mars pretty easily, especially as the difference is only 2.7%
Ez claps
@Just an alien with some internet access Yeah, yeah, su-
Wait. What the-?!
I really just let a dude named Michael call me dirt.
Oof
I get bulled called dirt so I feel you
Child orphan Boy peace of shit..... mate, I think you mean piece of shit.
F
Yo were you get that mask?
"We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darn "life" thing is, keeping It around might very will be up to us"
we owe it at least that much
@Vsauce I’d love to see a follow up on this, new news, new info, new discoveries, you always present so well I’d love to see new developments in this story a little under a decade later.
Here's the update:
We're not gonna put a human on Mars any time soon, let alone colonize it.
Elon lied.
You just made me feel old
“Where did you get that body”
Me: *sweating*
“The one you are in right now”
Me: *relieved*
😂😂😂
I got it from my daddy
Made me laugh made me smile
@Chernobeel I got it from Joe.
@@legendarywarrior7396 who... is joe
Title: Is It Okay to Touch Mars?
Michael: The universe doesn't care if you die.
lol
Sad but true
There is nothing subjective about the universe
😂😂😂 made me lol
Made me laugh lol out loud
watching this in 2023 thinking 7 years is not gonna do it
“L + Ratio + Touch mars + No oxygen 👽”
bruh
"Oh you play Genshin Impact? Yeah go touch Mars dust."
Imagine the first born baby on mars . More famous than the Kardasihans
Tahir Akkaya
what if that kid IS a Kardashian?! *shivers*
+Hannibus 42
rip
Tahir Akkaya A child would be deformed if it were to be born on Mars. We need our gravity to form our bones the normal way, as we develop in the womb. A child born on Mars wouldn't get the same level of gravity.
New State mars: The Kardashian Dynasty
Artificial gravity.
Did he just call me dirt
you succ
*YES*
*triggered*
Technically, he called us all dirt.
Wil D Technically...m We *ARE* all dust. Even hour water-based parts
“We may not treat life as well as we could, but whatever this darned life thing is, keeping it around might very well be up to us, we owe it at least that much” one helluva quote
I think, if we have colonies on Mars, even international ones, they should have at least a basic set of rules/laws and some basic organizational system for starting out, set up before they even leave Earth. Starting a new colony would be a hard life, and it would make it harder if the colonists have to completely reinvent society from scratch as some random, disorganized collection of people. If they have at least some basic system, even if they end up changing it later, it would give them something to start from.
_"A month from now, your skin will be completely different skin."_
*Then why do I still have acne*
do you still have it, its been a month
it’s been a month, how ya doing?
And dermatitis?
Lmfao
Spelt as
Limaffa-o
Why does Mars need a flag? Earth doesn't have a flag
I feel like they should divide a certain area and make it the first state or country of Mars and make that the temporary flag of Mars since different countries in the distant future may try to occupy Mars as well.
The first colony would essentially be everything. Once a Martian society forms, they may likely form countries or regions, states, provinces, stuff where flags can be useful again. A Martian flag like the one above would be very symbolic. I mean, it's the first flag for the first colony on the first planet inhabited other than Earth.
+Veritox Flag is a symbol.
True
Led Zeppelin symbols would be great for Mars. Oh, in orange colouring obviously.
Michael telling me that I'm "a really neat thing that dirt does" is the most existential crisis inducing thing I've ever heard
Nat Geo's 'Mars' was my first space show! I can't believe it's been so long. That's what got me into space, and now I'll be going into aerospace engineering in the fall :)
Really? Are you going into space?
How's your life going now
@@seimeinaiii aerospace engineering isnt being an astronaut. if they dont have a change of plan, theyll likely stay on earth, building rovers, landers, boosters, planes maybe . all that stuff
are we the aliens that will conquer mars
Abdullah Pervaiz. I never thought about that
Abdullah Pervaiz omg i'mma alian
*brain explodes*
Madison Welch same lol
or are we dancers
Question: Can You Touch Mars?
Michael: *You are Mars*
**touches himself** hey, Mars.... you single?
*you are dirt*
69
I want a mars Chan
But the more important question is can Mars touch you?
This channel continues to astonish and amaze me. Michael has such a charming and engaging presence. Pairing education and entertainment seamlessly isn't an easy task. Fantastic stuff, Michael.
It's a perfect fact that today this video was uploaded 7 years ago and 2030 will come after 7 years.
Vsauce theme+
It's not okay to touch mars until you get its consent
Can I touch Uranus?
Joshua Norman that's debatable
IT SAID IT WAS 18 I SWEAR
Karl Münster Why don't you have a seat over there?
jacob andres Ha i just made a similar joke
Mars: I'm wet
NASA: I'm coming
Solo Hunter Ooh.
SpaceX*
Jacob Leiser O bby
Bitmap
Spelled it makes no sense
Pronounced equals a like
LOL
“Scientists on Earth pay millions of dollars to see Martian rocks, I’m using them as ballast”.
-Mark Watney
"where did you find that body , the one youre in right now"
Vsauce knows me on a spiritual level
Is it ok to touch uranus ?
e_e
Hakar Doski lol
Hakar Doski I see what you did there
Maybe but we still have to talk to big boy jupiter
When it comes to gas giants, the difficulty would be finding a surface to touch.
The End tho...
Liam Castillo heavy shxt
TwinCitiesApe yep haha
a7x?
It's not a Vsauce video if it doesn't give you a existential crisis.
Liam Castillo, Subscribe to my channel
Man this is a really good video with deep, important questions and points. Well done.
Thank you so much for your content. The 15 years old boy that enjoyed it daily with a smile in his mouth and his eyes will always have a place in my heart.
“Hey what’s your nationality?”
“Martian”
“Oh, cool I’m from the moon.”
Marsian
Martian*
K I fixed it
@@vukkraguljac2855 idk
moonling
Has anyone ever took the time to look at the description and how much effort he puts into these videos? There's over 30 websites he used, at least half of them are articles that he probably fully read. Not to mention, he has to make a script in a way that the average person can understand that lasts up to 18 minutes. And finally, someone has to edit everything he says, as well as add all the extra scenery videos like the Earth at the right spot that he says. I love this channel.
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17:34
Michael has actually taught me so much about life and perspective. He’s helped me through time of depression while also educating me 😭
If Mars consents, of course.
Watching a Vsauce video:
- Let's go to Mars!
- Why do I exist?
Spontaneous combustion of the human body makes sense now!
couldn't have said it better myself
kudos to you, good sir
Just like James May.
poncho.
And that's why noodles aren't green.
poncho. O
Michael, your tie is damn nice.
The question is - "where did he get his tie?" ;) 14:52
yep lol :-)
I honestly want to know where he got it from
It's very very nice
Alfred Lewis Michael! Michael! Where did you get your tie from?
Y'all are tripping me the fuck out
I've only listened to this channel audio only for years. This is the first time I've actually seen the video portion.
I never would have guessed he was constantly popping up from off-screen all the time.
Now that's all I'm thinking about.
I always enjoy your videos. Always a big fan of National Geographic.
How is NG relevant?
@@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq This video was sponsored by Nat Geo
@@olivercharles2930 Ah, yeah: czcams.com/video/KUddy8RGwns/video.html&lc=UgwLCjgVOIYPAbHwG7t4AaABAg.9jfQPJYhXA89k0eKGH0WNO#:~:text=thanks%20to%20nat%20geo%20for%20sponsoring%20this%20video
"You're just a really neat thing dirt does"
thanks michael, I need that...
i can't tell whether you were encouraged or depressed by his statement.
@@themattbat999 probably both
@@friedchicken1 understandable, Vsauce makes me both question and appreciate my existence.
Michael:
Is it okay to touch mars?
Guy named Mars:
SWEATS NERVOUSLY
That might've been the nicest thing anyone has ever said too me
60 years from now memes will be like:
"If you knew this blue planet, your childhood was awesome."
It would be cool to start a new civilization with no laws on Mars though.
😳
@@thetimelapseguy8 2b2t in real life
@@thetimelapseguy8 people would make their own laws like a nation
The replies are gonna be like: “definitely loved sniffing the smell of carbon in the air”
person named mars : 🤨
Video: Is it okay to touch Mars?
Michael: Worms remind me of the night sky
Ami BRIT they remind me of the night sky too
Haha it’s so funny to reduce statements to simple phrases that seem absurd and meaningless and take them out of context, truly there is no higher form of humor that evokes such laughter.
@@coffinfeeder7732 *"...higher form of humor that evokes such laughter"*
Would those be Thread Worms?
XD
Whenever Vsauce uploads a new video, I watch it enthusiastically, regardless of the topic.
same
No One aems
i would say the same but i love space themed ones more :P
Simpson Blunt I'm not a dumbass because I look at the topic fucking dumbass
Jalackoton what?
Mars: *sweating*
That ending speech starting with "Volcanoes at Io" was pure poetry
Next episode:
Is it ok to touch Uranus
Luxurious03 next episode
Can we touch aliens..
Himiko toga 😂
Forza Ur anus
No
😂😂😂
If you wanted a yes or no answer
You came to the wrong place
*place = channel
Kurachi84 or is it 🌝
@@urtesireikaite9602
but... what is "it"?
Kurachi84 and how much does it weigh?
@@jeremy0440 what do we, as humankind, need to use to weigh such entity?
you're born too early to explore mars
your born too late to explore the moon
but you're born born at the perfect moment to experience Vsauce
It feels like he knows how the neext 200 years are going to play out hes just keeping us in suspense waiting for the next episode
That closing speech hit me hard. I didn't cry, but it certainly did fuck up my brain.
dude me too meaning of life speech
I fucking cried a little bit, I felt the Bern
pumpkin spice clorox bleach, fuck you
Now you know why I was depressed for years. I always got the impression that we could make no difference in the grand scheme of things. But eventually I realized that humans are so ignorant that I can't make that call quite yet.
Same. I always wonder what our purpose is, and how we are merely a speck of a speck of a speck of a speck of dust compared to the size of the universe. It's dumbfounding, and it makes me wonder why we're even here. What the purpose is. I guess the purpose is to be happy, believe in God if you do, and if you don't, don't. Love everyone, and declare to yourself that everything matters- that every little thing makes an enormous difference in the world. It's hard to find purpose sometimes, and that's understandable. But we have to keep searching.
**looks at watch**
Vsauce: “It is currently 2016”
you can clearly notice that he is a time traveller >:C
You act like there isnt a watch that has the date 🤦🏻♀️
@@redmptiondenied the time travel clock :)
lol still, why does he look at the clock
VSauce has no notion of time :o
Deja. He’s not acting like that at all
O R I S I T?
I felt it when he said 2016. Cant believe I watched this in 2016..
Same, wish it was 2016 again instead of 2023.
Very interesting video, you pose a lot of questions and thoughts that never occurred to me!
"Where did you get that body?" - Michael 2016
TheUltaGamer12 I got it from my momma
People saying this is a pick-up line, but to me this sounds more like he just found a murderer in the alleyway.
"Where are your fingers?"
TheUltaGamer12 lol "pan_sperm_ia"
I got it from my daddy.
“Quarantined for 3 weeks.”
Heh.. 3 weeks.. cute..
Covid isn't even that bad
@@OpiiCat yes it is
@@OpiiCat Compared to other pandemics through history? COVID is pretty forgettable. I mean, it's here and now so we have to deal with it, but we would look like a bunch of whiny brats to any generation that had to deal with a real pandemic in history.
@@nekad2000 I think the main issue with COVID is that while we sit on our thrones of silicon, glass fiber, and radio waves, a relatively meager disease managed to sit us down and slap us around.
It speaks volumes about the public, governments, cultures, idiocy, and the limitations of our capabilities.
So yes, forgettable in its fatality. But major in its social effects and as a crack in the window of our illusions of power.
@@nekad2000 why ya'll gate keeping plagues LMAO
I was never aware that we humans were constantly "ship of theseus"ing ourselves every couple of months. That's weird and scary and makes me be way less scared of teleportation.
Dropped the hardest speech about how we should explore space at the end
Some people say we're born too late to explore the earth, and to early to explore space. I say we're just about right to explore our solar system.
LowseOfficial We're not too late to explore Earth. There's still all kinds of ocean life we have yet to find.
Hexx The univers is more important though
LowseOfficial No just dank memes
Bread Nerd if we ever go to space we need at leaft 5TB of dank memes
jbac xtrme why would we. Space exploration is more important
My mother also said I was dirt
skillfulfighter23 your mother said i was dirty too...
Does your mother know I eat dirt for breakfast?
i fap to dirt
skillfulfighter23 she meant it
Magic Boss ok stop.
this man always gave me goosebumps at the end of his videos
It’s now six years after this video has been made, and that’s six whole years closer to 2030. Wow, am I excited
If we meet aliens in our lifetimes Michael should be the one to greet them and represent us humans imo
Nah, he's hetero and white. I bet they will choose a black muslim transgender, to be politically correct.
@@SJAutomotiveDesign nah it will be the US president
@@SJAutomotiveDesign shut up
@@tonionknight7472 Why? I'm telling the truth.
Would probably be the most sensible option wouldn’t it? Although I’m sure he’d cast humanity in a bit of a flawed light
"Where did you get that body, the one you’re in right now?" Thx I got it for my birthday
That's a good one!
TheTrueXaver same
My mom made it
No, the point is that the body you're in now, is not the one you were born with. All cells in your body are replaced over time.
ShamblerDK you’re like a robot. We are joking cause it sounded funny.
If Michael reach Mars his first words about Mars would be “Hey Mars, Michael here”
It's a bit mindblowing to think Buzz Aldrin is still alive and has an active twitter account
“Where did you get that body? The one you are in?”
Oh I thought he was talking about the one in the freezer. It’s going to spoil soon, and I need to share it.
well im here you can share to me
Is it too late to ask for some? The turkey's gone bad.
@@rosesbloom324 yes ill ship u some
@@rosesbloom324 What?! You want to eat it? I thought he kept it as a sexual toy.
@@Burn_Angel Ted Bundy?
if you live in California, you already don't experience seasons.
IHEartLReoy true
summer all year
Try Florida
* southern California
Eh, Bay Area's been pretty damn cold in the morning recently. You can tell a difference between Summer and Winter.
“You’re a really neat thing that dirt does” is my new favorite insult.
Masterpiece of a video
Video: can we touch Mars?
Knowledge I gained: Existential Crysis
_your read_ *HOW TO MAKE A CAKE* _KNOLEDGD GAINED_ *INFINITY ASTROPHISICS*
Your Pokemon learned Existential Crisis!
Vsauce
ikr
Jokes on you i already have multiple on a daily basis anyway
Alien: I’m 50% kryptonian.
Human: Oh yeah? Well I’m 0.0000000000000001 Martian!
jason conner we gonna catch lunar aids
You added an extra zero there of your own
1% scottish 2% swedish 5% bavarian 4% french 10% dutch 22% Italian that mean i'm basically fully Scottish! i'm wearing a kilt right now to respect my traditions!
Beautiful poetry at the end
The ending to this video is probably my favorite of any Vsauce vid ever.
But is it okay if i touch uranus
lydia zubair idk
Eyeball productions best comment on this video 😂😂
Maybe buy me dinner first.
Eyeball productions no, but you can destroy it.
Eyeball productions its made of extremely hot gases sooooo
3 videos in 1 month? hope that doesn't mean no videos for 3 monthes
Okay, now you have me worried.
Makaruna Next video will release when we actually touch mars
Makaruna It takes exact 3months to reach mars..
ILLUMINATI IS HERE
VTL no, it take 6-8 months, not 3 months
Yep, that's a fact spitting
"and that's why,she was legal,officer"
Michael: "What would Mars' flag look like?"
Me: "... What does EARTH'S flag look like?"
That’s a good question 🤔
Vsauce: "Is It Okay to Touch Mars?"
Astronaut: *Touches soil from Mars*
Mars: "Dude, stop"
Mars: ok, go ahead....it's been a looooooooooooooooooong time. Feels pretty good, actually. Oh yes, right there behind the cliff. Yes...
im-
*mars nO-*
mars: bro no homo
#PlanetsAgainstAbuseFoundation
also mars:dude i have coronavirus
*Hey Vsauce*
*Michael here !!*
Feels so fuckin nice to hear
Genji Shimada if you remove the "it" it rhymes :)
Genji Shimada true
I know right, so many Vsauce videos, I'm happy as can be
Lol yeah, I love when he says that. And as always, thanks for watching.
ikr
If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to tell Michael that they were able to bring back some mars dirt in 2022
The fact i will live long enought to see humanity reach Mars is amazing
Imagine the new stupid challenges when we take teenagers to Mars colonies. "Outdoors no space suit challenge!" "Try not to choke on Mars air!"
Small Daddy "Eating mars dirt taste test!"
If only they never made that Colin Farrel version of Total Recall, they would be forewarned!
9000 degree knife vs mars rocks! [GONE SEXUAL]
Small Daddy lol so true
Small Daddy
like "Breaking the Colony dome challenge, Gone wrong"
or "Eating Iron Oxide Challenge"
or "Climbing Olympus Mons with only 1 Oxygen Tank Challenge"
0 minutes in: NO HUMANS HAVE TOUCHED MARS
1 minute in: WHAT WILL MARS FLAG LOOK LIKE
2 minutes in: EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIBERTY
4 minutes in: COLONISTS FROM MARS WANT TO TUNE IN TO LIVE EVENTS ON EARTH
5 minutes in: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BOOTY?
6 minutes in: YOU ARE DIRT
8 minutes in: YOU ARE 0.000 000 000 000 000 1% MARTIAN
I love how he goes everywhere in his videos
"YOU ARE DIRT"
Konstantin Malaev everything except the question in the title
Well, towards the end he explained some of the perspectives relating whether or not we should go to (and consequently touch) Mars, but we still need a definitive answer for that matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Konstantin Malaev every molecule of air has been already breathed by everything that ever lived
That little chuckle at "panspermia" got me lmao
Michael's delivery still does it for me after all these years.
Mars : I'm wet.
NASA: I'm coming.
lol
Reeta Singh fuck u
Reeta Singh bcxbsb cn
Nikki Johnson bybybyyu
Make a shirt now!
I can't watch a vsauce video without questioning my existence
same
Noozled Games! you mean nothing there know go live your life to the fullest
Somehow true :D
Noozled Games! I don't need vsauce for that
Noozled Games! I can't watch Vsauce because CZcams red is to epensive
Mars rotates 2.7% slower?
You're telling me that in 200 years, when we finish to colonise mars, it'll be just a lofi remix of earth?
Michael resonate so perfectly with life in form of human brain. I think beyond my self after listening to you, thank you.
These videos will go down in history as some of the greatest content on the internet
5:38 me trying to flirt
"Where did you get that body?"
-Micheal
Way to make me question the existence of everything again
Yeah that got really existential at the end haha
It ain't a Vsauce episode unless you question everything you thought you knew by the end.
I felt the same
Gordan Ramsey coming just under 5 min chef lol
Gordan Ramsey
Alright this episode among too many others gave me goosebumps.
The part about dust made me wonder how long it will or has been before a plastic particle reached Mars and if it’s even possible.
Then I remembered we’ve already landed stuff on Mars to begin with. I’d hazard a guess there’s chunks of the stuff there already.