Who Owns The Moon?

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  • čas přidán 14. 06. 2024
  • **NOTE** This video was originally uploaded in 2013 but has been unavailable for more than a year! Basically, a channel I shouted-out in the first version asked to be removed. That's okay! Now, in a slightly re-edited version, the video is back! And space-ownership is STILL a major unresolved issue that deserves attention. I'm already filming my next brand-new episode, so stay tuned and enjoy this episode!
    Follow Michael Stevens: / tweetsauce
    SOURCES AND LINKS BELOW!
    music by / jakechudnow
    bossa nova music from: www.audionetwork.com/
    namely:
    "Mars Bar" by Mat Andasun
    "Girl on the Beach" by Alexander L'Estrange
    "Bossa Continua" by Tim Garland
    Vsauce touch video: • You Can't Touch Anything
    Vsauce is the 5-second rule true? video: • Is The 5-Second Rule T...
    minutephysics video on touch: • What is Touch?
    lawblob tweet: / 353937392958316544
    Eros asteroid and Gregory W. Nemitz:
    www.erosproject.com/legal.html...
    www.permanent.com/archimedes-i...
    433 Eros: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/433_Eros
    Eros probe landing: near.jhuapl.edu/
    Buy moon 'estates': www.moonestates.com
    Moon Treaty: www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork...
    Outer Space Treaty: www.unoosa.org/oosa/en/ourwork...
    animated map of the colonization of the Americas:bit.ly/4I7fSF
    Guns, Germs and Steel: www.amazon.co.uk/Guns-Germs-St...
    "Canada Bill" Jones: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_...
    Property ownership especially in space:
    www.context.org/iclib/ic08/gil...
    law.uoregon.edu/org/oril/docs/...
    cei.org/issue-analysis/homest...
    www.thespacereview.com/article...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrate...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finders...
    www.sciencefocus.com//feature/...
    Common Heritage of Mankind: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_...
    Catherine Doldirina article: eandt.theiet.org/magazine/2010...
    Antarctic treaty: www.antarctica.ac.uk//about_an...
    stuff we left on the moon/in space:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_a...
    web.archive.org/web/201309200...
    newscenter.nmsu.edu/Articles/v...
    Earth-orbit allocation: www.itu.int
    declaration of bogota [PDF]: root.ps/download/ASM/dec_bogot...
    Chapman brothers "Insult to Injury":
    www.theguardian.com/culture/20...
    artobserved.com/2013/06/new-yo...
    Lunula: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunula_...
    Terry Slezak: www.jsc.nasa.gov/jscfeatures/a...
    moon dust exposure newspaper headline: bit.ly/146dNrP
    Space dust falling to Earth links:
    ncse.com/cej/4/3/space-dust-mo...
    ncse.com/cej/4/4/footprints-du...
    www.universetoday.com/94392/ge...
    www.eduplace.com/kids/hmsc/3/d...
    www.livingworld.net/shop/space...
    ase.tufts.edu/cosmos/view_chap...
    smell of moon dust: www.nasa.gov/exploration/home/...
    Chelyabinsk meteor dust tracking video: • NASA | NPP Sees Afterm...
    lunar impact video: • ScienceCasts: Bright E...
    Lunar meteorites: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_m...
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Komentáře • 15K

  • @brownstar8228
    @brownstar8228 Před 3 lety +9052

    “I own the sun, and I’m charging you 5 bucks for your tan.”

    • @northwestpassage6234
      @northwestpassage6234 Před 3 lety +311

      Gingers suddenly are evolutionarily superior.

    • @Hiwhatisupy0
      @Hiwhatisupy0 Před 3 lety +150

      Jokes on you I’m ghost white cause I don’t go outside

    • @ovvenn.
      @ovvenn. Před 3 lety +189

      ha im a discord mod whats the sun

    • @Masden-
      @Masden- Před 3 lety +10

      OWENCORONA I believe Howie from The Benchwarmers is the living embodiment of discord mods

    • @H0lycow
      @H0lycow Před 3 lety +14

      asian sticker?

  • @amiek13
    @amiek13 Před 8 lety +17192

    I like how he sent nasa a parking ticket

    • @autumnleaves9878
      @autumnleaves9878 Před 8 lety +218

      same

    • @areszippy4434
      @areszippy4434 Před 8 lety +142

      Ikr lol

    • @nenarocha4290
      @nenarocha4290 Před 8 lety +46

      haha 😂

    • @imgay1040
      @imgay1040 Před 8 lety +112

      Straight Savage

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin Před 8 lety +178

      -The fee is nothing compared to how much their spaceships costed to build and launch.-
      [Edit: Retracted as of 2023, but kept to preserve the context of a subsequent reply]

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss Před rokem +182

    4:42 "Discord is not a good thing"
    Well said

  • @bacn_
    @bacn_ Před rokem +317

    I like how he didn't sue nasa for intruding on his property, he just wanted them to park somewhere else

    • @Strogman25
      @Strogman25 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Well if they'd paid to use Parking Space 29, I'm sure they wouldn't have had a problem

    • @lunar_313
      @lunar_313 Před 27 dny

      Would probably reinforce the idea that random people can claim space and actually own it.

  • @sanduzmeu4549
    @sanduzmeu4549 Před 3 lety +2975

    "Who owns the moon?"
    *5 minutes later*
    "Touching is problematic"

  • @scarecrow3295
    @scarecrow3295 Před 4 lety +5543

    Michael: Who owns the moon?
    *begins to talk about the consequences of shooting an alien*

    • @homarsimpleton1453
      @homarsimpleton1453 Před 4 lety +94

      I like how, as I read this, he just started talking about the consequences of shooting an alien.

    • @katphil661
      @katphil661 Před 4 lety +10

      why iss and not camp on the moon? is somebody else on the moon?

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 Před 4 lety +10

      kat phil because of the cost, the moons further than the ISS thus more fuel, they would also need to transport more materials it would cost approximately 1-2 trillion dollars in U.S. money.

    • @katphil661
      @katphil661 Před 4 lety

      @@alwaysmeepin9609 wrong. iss is far more expensive

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 Před 4 lety +4

      kat phil in short term. In long term it would take much more money for the long term if they camped on the moon, also I heard this from a nasa engineer at the Houston space station, The ISS is better as it orbits earth much faster thus, we will be able to see all of earth in minutes opposed to the moon.

  • @pinball-wizard
    @pinball-wizard Před rokem +324

    VSauce is like if you got your 11th grade physics teacher to answer the stoner kids high questions

    • @thememery767
      @thememery767 Před rokem +5

      well said XD

    • @fritzzon
      @fritzzon Před 5 měsíci +1

      Or is he?

    • @jjvmxs
      @jjvmxs Před měsícem +1

      yeaaaah the autism and stoner in me is well fed with vsauce

    • @Fucknows_lad
      @Fucknows_lad Před dnem

      i am currently in year 11 stoned asf watchin vsauce believe it or not

  • @johnjohnson201
    @johnjohnson201 Před rokem +237

    Imagine going through the effort to find a super expensive comet, finding out NASA not only landed on it, but where they landed, creating a consistent parking system, creating a ticket to charge NASA… just to be told you’re dumb

    • @xx_redwood_xx9737
      @xx_redwood_xx9737 Před 11 měsíci +3

      It's an asteroid not a comet. Very different objects.

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland Před 10 měsíci +5

      Yeah, I would feel like the smartest idiot around

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT Před 8 měsíci +2

      Nasa would have payed if he'd put the ticket on the lander

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth Před měsícem

      @@xx_redwood_xx9737eugh

    • @David-cv1se
      @David-cv1se Před 11 dny

      Imagine getting your meds adjusted

  • @sc4rlet113
    @sc4rlet113 Před 4 lety +3121

    Every body gansta till Michael says “but”

  • @mrk_g6499
    @mrk_g6499 Před 3 lety +3953

    I love when he asks a philosophical question and that song starts

  • @dogemaster9676
    @dogemaster9676 Před 2 lety +37

    7:00 me when i shit in the IKEA display toilet

  • @10rednaX
    @10rednaX Před 2 lety +52

    Me, I own it

  • @kelavatopg
    @kelavatopg Před 4 lety +2811

    "who owns the moon?"
    Gru: *chuckles*

    • @cheeese3290
      @cheeese3290 Před 3 lety +6

      ?

    • @kelavatopg
      @kelavatopg Před 3 lety +94

      @@cheeese3290 what's there not to understand

    • @zolwtf1772
      @zolwtf1772 Před 3 lety +27

      ExT Milind gru from da minions dude u good?

    • @fraist1
      @fraist1 Před 3 lety +33

      yeah fucking hell i googled gru and an armed force came up

    • @cheeese3290
      @cheeese3290 Před 3 lety +12

      @@fraist1 lol

  • @jamespolygon9070
    @jamespolygon9070 Před 3 lety +2739

    “Who owns the moon?”
    Gru: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @rokitwarrior0079
      @rokitwarrior0079 Před 3 lety +13

      Good joke brah 😂👌

    • @hansgretl1787
      @hansgretl1787 Před 3 lety +62

      Eggman: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move.

    • @allen-castle
      @allen-castle Před 3 lety +4

      Was looking for this comment

    • @deparition
      @deparition Před 3 lety +4

      i dont think this joke was funny

    • @foxyin_1168
      @foxyin_1168 Před 3 lety +2

      @@hansgretl1787 just f*ckin destroy half of the moon

  • @lostinthewoods3918
    @lostinthewoods3918 Před 2 lety +18

    When he does that slight pause and that music kicks in, that’s when you know the vid is about to get fun

  • @ash_tray_6
    @ash_tray_6 Před 2 lety +19

    9:51 Michael seems like even HE is fed up with asking “or is it?” 🤣🤣💀

  • @gekkebloopers5856
    @gekkebloopers5856 Před 5 lety +2810

    *michael is with a girl*
    girl: touch me
    michael: well, i cant litteraly touch you. you see the ....

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 Před 4 lety +77

      Gekke Bloopers or can i🤔vsauce here😂

    • @jja1483
      @jja1483 Před 4 lety +21

      I wanna see vsauce and thoughty32 hahaha

    • @override7486
      @override7486 Před 4 lety +17

      @@jja1483 They made another 30revisions of Thoughty2?

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 Před 4 lety +61

      @@jja1483 he doesn't call himself vsauce. He's calling us vsauce.

    • @nursmalik6024
      @nursmalik6024 Před 4 lety +9

      Michael already has a pregnant wife now

  • @thepanda414
    @thepanda414 Před 7 lety +6644

    Someone give the man who gave NASA a parking ticket a medal.

    • @danielpreston3923
      @danielpreston3923 Před 7 lety +8

      SWI qq

    • @gamer10132
      @gamer10132 Před 7 lety +541

      Or his $20

    • @polymetric2614
      @polymetric2614 Před 6 lety +385

      That's what got me. It wasn't even like it was $2,000,000, it was $20. Like, there's literally no way in hell that wasn't a joke.

    • @GooseMcBruce
      @GooseMcBruce Před 6 lety +112

      Reminds me of when Skylab crashed in Perth and the Perth Government fined NASA for littering. They were paid

    • @VIpown3d
      @VIpown3d Před 6 lety +64

      polymetric You need to be a serious baller to pull that off. Like why didn't i come up with that? That would be the best icebreaker ever to tell as a "you know what i did once". Fuckin Legend

  • @preieeer
    @preieeer Před 2 lety +19

    Title: Who Owns The Moon?
    Vsauce: The moon might actually be under your bed

  • @xnthrax8251
    @xnthrax8251 Před rokem +28

    You know VSauce is undefeated when the most replayed point is the beginning !!

  • @ansleyiscooler
    @ansleyiscooler Před 3 lety +2876

    Vsauce makes me have questions I’ve never knew I had

  • @demetrisgavrielides8878
    @demetrisgavrielides8878 Před 8 lety +2048

    Wait,so the moon is not cheese?

    • @imgay1040
      @imgay1040 Před 8 lety +72

      No, it is.

    • @zyad48
      @zyad48 Před 8 lety +20

      +Tanner Manzello Ahhhhh Wallace and Gromit XD

    • @selfworm
      @selfworm Před 8 lety +19

      +Demetris Gavrielides Of course it is. It's cheese with some space rocks mixed in.

    • @Stephen-zw7km
      @Stephen-zw7km Před 8 lety +34

      dude, what a cheesy thing to say! ;)

    • @awenn2015
      @awenn2015 Před 8 lety +2

      +Stephen Lange let's talk? do you know Russian? I want to talk with someone in English)) in general who want to chat with me looking me in the VC my address in contact vk.com/awenn2015 forward interlocutors

  • @thevalarauka101
    @thevalarauka101 Před 6 měsíci +4

    "there might be microscopic bits of the moon under your bed right now"

  • @Russian_empire132
    @Russian_empire132 Před rokem +3

    "You know what beats four aces? A gun." Made me absolutely roll on the floor.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ziggyzoey01
    @ziggyzoey01 Před 9 lety +5423

    Why can we drink a drink but can't food a food?

    • @Redfoot9
      @Redfoot9 Před 9 lety +246

      Zoey Berrier But you can be food.

    • @mrpiggyjelly
      @mrpiggyjelly Před 9 lety +537

      Zoey Berrier Because the English language.

    • @CH3LS3A
      @CH3LS3A Před 9 lety +93

      Zoey Berrier Because shut up.

    • @cassialune8901
      @cassialune8901 Před 9 lety +244

      because the first "drink" is a verb and the second "drink" is a noun. Whereas to "food a food" makes no sense due to the fact there is no verb.

    • @ziggyzoey01
      @ziggyzoey01 Před 9 lety +57

      Claire Vela okay, thanks.

  • @bebborino9557
    @bebborino9557 Před 3 lety +2204

    4:40
    Vsauce 2015: "Discord is not a good thing."
    Vsauce 2020: "Or is it?"

  • @alialiyev6168
    @alialiyev6168 Před 2 lety +8

    I feel sad when I don't get my dose of existential crisis from a vsauce video

  • @thorwilhelms9635
    @thorwilhelms9635 Před 2 lety +2

    This is the first Vsauce video I'm watching in my life.

  • @PuffDaGoat
    @PuffDaGoat Před 4 lety +2889

    “Discord is not a good thing”
    *Michael is a Skype Person*

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 Před 3 lety +71

      Haha le nigga being funny

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 Před 3 lety +66

      @@raccoon2276 not funny get out parasite

    • @eggtastic3555
      @eggtastic3555 Před 3 lety +16

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 etisarap tuo teg ynnuf ton, dont be toxic

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 Před 3 lety +7

      @@eggtastic3555 keep your Keep keep your head up don't give up the how long can we wait to learn all you need a love tell me and knows com and so I in a the just a moment wanted to keep your hair the keep in your head up to the sky keep in your mind of stay Keeping your hair up to the sky keep in your mind dogs stay life give me your link so you can fly the given of the life and the Earth in the trees and of the year and the year from under me it's never too late haha say all the keep your head up don't give up today the how long can we wait a we should love only this love tongue me I know was calm and some worn on in they did just a moment to wanna do keep your hand of keeping your head of Tula sky teeth and your muredach slay your value in your wings so we can fly keeping your hair up to the sky deep in your mind up still you live game your link so we can fly monster his a minds are his and anymore LO why are they never satisfied within your all your Gil you're giving your own they're watching you fall on I gonna do

    • @raccoon2276
      @raccoon2276 Před 3 lety +2

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 mekech weld elyess el fakhfakh enti ya miboun? Go get a life

  • @checksum
    @checksum Před 4 lety +2052

    "The outer space belongs to all of us, and ONLY to all of us"
    *Soviet Union Anthem plays*

  • @alice33113
    @alice33113 Před rokem +4

    Gru, of course?

  • @ieatthreebowlsofriceaday
    @ieatthreebowlsofriceaday Před 2 lety +3

    vsauce at first:who owns the moon?
    vsauce after 11 mins:but every once in a while,a booger could literally be out of this world.

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 Před 8 lety +641

    I suspect that when it becomes possible to live in outterspace that treaty is going to be very quickly forgotten.

    • @rcksnxc361
      @rcksnxc361 Před 8 lety +16

      I agree with you

    • @Multiroester
      @Multiroester Před 8 lety +8

      +lola bigcups welcome to our world

    • @ghostman9028
      @ghostman9028 Před 8 lety +14

      forgoten...but remembered when its conviniant...they may even use the treaty to steal claims...saying they never belonged to anyone anyway...it will be used to go to war

    • @lolabigcups7121
      @lolabigcups7121 Před 8 lety +1

      Joey James as with everything considered valuable.

    • @joycengiam7605
      @joycengiam7605 Před 8 lety +8

      l am thinking the oppsite.What do l mean?well,l mean l am thinking humans wont be buliding on other planets or do anything like that due to this treaty.But then again,the 2nd one has 120 countries signed so the others 68 countries can still bulid on other planets.

  • @bigshoelmfao
    @bigshoelmfao Před 4 lety +690

    Solwave Stainless Steel Commercial Microwave with Push Button Controls - 120V, 1000W

  • @EatAnOctorok
    @EatAnOctorok Před 2 lety +20

    If you still own what you put into space, then if you build a sphere completely encapsulating the moon, even if you don't own IT, do you still own all the volume inside the sphere, such as the six feet of space a human body would occupy while walking on the moon?

  • @reddyspremiumaccount8169

    3:43 the guy named all of us

  • @cosmicbinary1982
    @cosmicbinary1982 Před 5 lety +2051

    Vsauce: who owns the moon?
    *10 minutes later*
    Vsauce: and that is why, technically, none of your limbs are actually connected.

    • @whiteboytft8604
      @whiteboytft8604 Před 4 lety +8

      I don't think you got the point...

    • @charlierock000
      @charlierock000 Před 4 lety +112

      @@whiteboytft8604 You didn't get the joke man...

    • @fazygiot4217
      @fazygiot4217 Před 4 lety +12

      Season 9 Shaco r/woooosh

    • @SolidSkewt
      @SolidSkewt Před 4 lety +5

      Dam shaco they JoJoed ya shit it was actually youuuuuu who didn't get it.

    • @sylvia7961
      @sylvia7961 Před 4 lety +10

      @@fazygiot4217 r/ihavereddit

  • @MattWizo
    @MattWizo Před 9 lety +1219

    I have watched this before but it feels new to me.

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow Před 9 lety +23

      MattWizo Read the description.

    • @WinterandNoodle
      @WinterandNoodle Před 9 lety +64

      Daniel Grasletta He just said he saw this before.

    • @Geo07ism
      @Geo07ism Před 9 lety +32

      No guys you don't understand. This video's description contains the answer to EVERYTHING. So no matter what your problem is, read the description.

    • @Liindir
      @Liindir Před 9 lety +3

      ***** Life was uploaded years ago on 2013 but was asked to be removed by some guy. GOOD TO KNOW!

    • @BandiCat
      @BandiCat Před 9 lety +15

      ***** 42 is tha answer

  • @fep_ptcp883
    @fep_ptcp883 Před 2 lety +3

    4:40 Michael predicted the future

  • @dainewilliams6181
    @dainewilliams6181 Před 11 měsíci +2

    his videos grew my science plants of science channel subscriptions

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC Před 9 lety +3107

    I wish I had known this when I was a kid. Dad: "Ya diggin' for gold?" Me: "No, space rocks."

    • @CarburetorCole
      @CarburetorCole Před 9 lety +17

      WALTERRIFIC WALTER!!??? YOU WATCH VSAUCE???!!!! I LOVE YOUR VIDS BRO

    • @EXEKUTIONERI457
      @EXEKUTIONERI457 Před 9 lety +11

      WALTERRIFIC Motovlogging on the moooooon...

    • @thatonespaceguy8789
      @thatonespaceguy8789 Před 9 lety +2

      WALTERRIFIC This video was a trip.

    • @McLennox
      @McLennox Před 9 lety +1

      WALTERRIFIC FRIGGIN WALTER ON FRIGGIN VSAUCE

    • @CannibalMan09
      @CannibalMan09 Před 9 lety +1

      That One Space Guy how was it a trip?

  • @TheBehm08
    @TheBehm08 Před 4 lety +1457

    “McDonald’s actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if you own a gun”
    Ahh I remember life in 2015

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 Před 4 lety +65

      This vid was made in 2013

    • @DrewDawg3301
      @DrewDawg3301 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bendavis5209 no it wasn't, it says 2015 😂

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 Před 4 lety +82

      @@DrewDawg3301 look at the description, it says it was originally supposed to be posted in 2013

    • @bruh-mx2hf
      @bruh-mx2hf Před 4 lety

      @@bendavis5209 no it wasn't, it says 2015😭

    • @bendavis5209
      @bendavis5209 Před 4 lety +71

      @@bruh-mx2hf read the DESCRIPTION

  • @skyrotechnics3245
    @skyrotechnics3245 Před 2 lety +3

    4:40 "Discord is not a good thing"
    -VSauce before discord launched

    • @TechboyFK
      @TechboyFK Před 2 lety

      Dicord got launced on may 13 2015.
      The video got uploaded on july 3rd 2015

    • @skyrotechnics3245
      @skyrotechnics3245 Před 2 lety

      @@TechboyFK it was originally uploaded in 2013, meaning it was recorded before discord launched, read the description bruv

    • @TechboyFK
      @TechboyFK Před 2 lety +1

      @@skyrotechnics3245 good note

  • @quntumnmly7431
    @quntumnmly7431 Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:39 as of yet, the truest fact shared by Michael

  • @yoshiyay1603
    @yoshiyay1603 Před 4 lety +214

    I have a close relationship with the background music

    • @otto9695
      @otto9695 Před 3 lety +1

      Same, bro, same...

    • @evil_ethan
      @evil_ethan Před 3 lety +4

      i feel weird when it stops playing like it would make more sense to be my lifes background music

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 Před 3 lety

      ?

    • @wahaaj1
      @wahaaj1 Před 3 lety

      what is it??!!

    • @SoulXi2
      @SoulXi2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@wahaaj1 uh... The background music

  • @randomke7ab
    @randomke7ab Před 4 lety +2091

    Vsauce: _NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU CLAIMING THE MOON_
    Me: *MOM PACK YOUR BAGS WE’RE MOVING*

    • @elliotpoulmarck9357
      @elliotpoulmarck9357 Před 4 lety +6

      SharkRule64 we’re

    • @prateekpanwar646
      @prateekpanwar646 Před 4 lety +4

      Add "up" after "pack"

    • @mabros26
      @mabros26 Před 4 lety +20

      Prateek Panwar who gave you the impression that being an annoying grammar nazi makes you seem smart?

    • @Mr_Daddy1980
      @Mr_Daddy1980 Před 4 lety

      "your moving".....not "we're moving". Well at least for me that's how the dialogue would go.

    • @obisidian9243
      @obisidian9243 Před 4 lety +1

      Soukavath Keomisy what is he supposed to say “us pack up our bags we’re moving”? No!

  • @Mr.KokoPudgeFudge
    @Mr.KokoPudgeFudge Před 2 lety

    I watched this video for a bit, then walked away. I walked into my room a few hours afterwards, and this was playing. The video isn't on loop, so I honestly have no idea why.

  • @iFurore
    @iFurore Před 2 lety +6

    Discord is not a good thing.

  • @joninurmela1291
    @joninurmela1291 Před 7 lety +255

    Michael: But why?
    Me: fuck

    • @lforloser7210
      @lforloser7210 Před 7 lety +22

      Im Verxis ... cuz when he asks why ur brain gets overloaded and blows up..

  • @mtsilverpeak
    @mtsilverpeak Před 8 lety +2156

    Give this man a science program to himself please.

    • @sherlyn.a
      @sherlyn.a Před 8 lety +3

      Pleasseeeee

    • @mikenco
      @mikenco Před 7 lety +148

      Yeah! Maybe call it Vsauce and put it on CZcams...

    • @mtsilverpeak
      @mtsilverpeak Před 7 lety +8

      mikenco I was referring to a program on National geographic or something like that

    • @juliocesarcaye2946
      @juliocesarcaye2946 Před 7 lety +9

      do you really watch natgeo? i mean, come on, i wouldnt go out of my internet way over to cable, good as any yt channel may be

    • @mtsilverpeak
      @mtsilverpeak Před 7 lety +1

      +Júlio César Caye Yes? I don't see the problem with enjoying the programs in there

  • @thetinfoilfreak
    @thetinfoilfreak Před 2 lety +2

    Horray, I didn't get hit with crippling existential dread this episode!

  • @timester3030
    @timester3030 Před 2 lety +1

    "Discord, is not a good thing."
    You decide what he means...

  • @P8nda
    @P8nda Před 3 lety +588

    Imagine being a McDonalds worker and getting held at gunpoint for the guy to say "Can I get a bacon egg cheese McGriddle?"

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před 3 lety +17

      There was this movie

    • @kidneybeans13
      @kidneybeans13 Před 2 lety +5

      Falling down

    • @victoriabryer4710
      @victoriabryer4710 Před 2 lety +10

      Worker:"Well we don't have breakfast rn, it's going to take some time for us to make it, if you can just wait 10 minutes or so we'll have it ready for you sir"
      Robber: "okay"
      *the other workers call the police

    • @drewce390
      @drewce390 Před 2 lety +1

      Knowing America, that probably happens.

  • @dangthatsalotofmoney
    @dangthatsalotofmoney Před 4 lety +804

    “Discord is not good”
    *sad gamer noises*

  • @Procyon14
    @Procyon14 Před 11 měsíci +1

    You forgot to mention Jenaro Gajardo Vera, chilean lawyer and poet, is “Moon’s owner since 1954”. He inscribed it in Talca’s notary. Legend says Nixon symbolically asked him if he could land in the Moon, which Jenaro said that he would be pleased.

  • @Muchombo
    @Muchombo Před 8 lety +371

    I wonder if an advanced civilization, far ahead of us in astronomy have already charted and sold earth to someone on their planet.

  • @boolalah4665
    @boolalah4665 Před 3 lety +241

    "Discord is not good"
    Sorry ill use teamspeak

  • @nope1904
    @nope1904 Před rokem

    Even though this video is 7 years old it feels like today

  • @Friarbuck619
    @Friarbuck619 Před 2 měsíci +1

    4:39 when people complain i still use teamspeak 3

  • @karkussthesupreme7343
    @karkussthesupreme7343 Před 3 lety +619

    Imagine being the guy who invented owning things. He owns owning and receives all due compensation from such ownership...

    • @isaacmiller3386
      @isaacmiller3386 Před 2 lety +12

      Was that Gilgamesh? Or at least the culture that he was king of? They invented feudalism, cities, beer and agriculture.

    • @v0rtexbeater
      @v0rtexbeater Před 2 lety +19

      You joke but that is actually how most copyright lawsuits go.
      Remember when the fine bros tried to copyright the reaction format?

    • @donsorenoelchapogringo1182
      @donsorenoelchapogringo1182 Před 2 lety +13

      @@isaacmiller3386 Gilgamesh is a cool name. But can we be sure that beer was invented multiple times. How would ownership of independently invented inventions work?

    • @andyroughcut4521
      @andyroughcut4521 Před rokem

      It's basically saying how did the guy who invented time/the first clock KNOW what time it was.

    • @seanfrosty7255
      @seanfrosty7255 Před rokem

      ​@@andyroughcut4521 right

  • @ultimagamer1163
    @ultimagamer1163 Před 4 lety +1001

    V-sauce: who owns the moon?
    Me: *earth duh*

  • @Shockblade95
    @Shockblade95 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "Discord is not a good thing."

  • @Derelflint
    @Derelflint Před 8 dny

    “Space is the common heritage of mankind”
    Something was probably said like that WAYY back in the beginning of human life, and look what we did.

  • @tuckertheyoutuber901
    @tuckertheyoutuber901 Před 3 lety +211

    4:39 When you’re late to online class and discord gets in your way while turning on your computer

  • @biggy928
    @biggy928 Před 8 lety +431

    I wonder if there's a Pokémon go gym on the moon

    • @subscriptions3709
      @subscriptions3709 Před 8 lety +70

      There is. I took it over with my 10 cp weedle

    • @vision716
      @vision716 Před 7 lety +21

      In 2040 there will be.

    • @Bhavaagra
      @Bhavaagra Před 7 lety +6

      fake human Maybe deoxys or rayquaza ;)

    • @jamesdinius7769
      @jamesdinius7769 Před 6 lety +2

      There is. It is controlled by a Deyoxis. No human trainer, just a Deyoxis.

    • @motownmaggie
      @motownmaggie Před 6 lety +3

      James Dinius What the hell is a deyoxis?

  • @Nooop900
    @Nooop900 Před rokem +2

    Eggman owns it... He pissed on it

  • @tranmthu
    @tranmthu Před 24 dny

    Michael: There is no law against killing an alien.
    The alien who considered visiting earth upon hearing this: I'm gonna go to Mars instead.

  • @lee-sr4vj
    @lee-sr4vj Před 6 lety +686

    Who Owns The Moon? VSauce: THERE ARE LITTLE MOONS ON YOUR FINGERS

  • @Vedrajrm
    @Vedrajrm Před 4 lety +438

    what if that alien that lands claims earth as it's own with a bigger space gun?

  • @avo2986
    @avo2986 Před rokem +3

    4:41 “discord.. is not a good thing.😂😂😂

  • @Prince.Hamlet
    @Prince.Hamlet Před rokem

    That little moon in our fingertips diversion was a red herring Michael!

  • @veronly2
    @veronly2 Před 9 lety +181

    Buys low orbit ion cannon moves to moon

    • @nytro8027
      @nytro8027 Před 8 lety

      Lmao

    • @wezite1983
      @wezite1983 Před 8 lety +17

      ***** Why not just use the free version? And who would you DDoS on the moon?

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 Před 8 lety

      wezite1983 XD

    • @2literMega
      @2literMega Před 8 lety

      ***** There are cigarette butts in low earth orbit. i think.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 Před 8 lety

      2literMega XD

  • @viktorthecreator4458
    @viktorthecreator4458 Před 8 lety +789

    Can we get a petition to give Michael legal ownership of Prospect Park XD

  • @cringotopia8850
    @cringotopia8850 Před rokem +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    I felt that

  • @ajaxz421
    @ajaxz421 Před rokem +1

    Now look here brother, who you Jivin’ with that Cosmik Debris

  • @DoctorSheepInc
    @DoctorSheepInc Před 8 lety +521

    funny thing is that McDonalds now serves breakfast 24/7

    • @summerofsteroids
      @summerofsteroids Před 8 lety

      I was thinking that too XD

    • @Bacnow
      @Bacnow Před 8 lety +19

      Somewhere in the world there is a rather tall clown with a gun to his head!

    • @chanceb9092
      @chanceb9092 Před 7 lety

      read the description

    • @denismihajlovic3370
      @denismihajlovic3370 Před 7 lety +2

      Professor Sheep THEY DO??!! 😱

    • @cja9515
      @cja9515 Před 7 lety

      +Hayden Smith They Have For Over A Year Now

  • @tevelgleenberg9733
    @tevelgleenberg9733 Před 7 lety +797

    4:40 " discord is not a good thing" do you prefer skype Michael?

    • @bjarne_maritime
      @bjarne_maritime Před 6 lety +19

      I prefer TeamSpeak

    • @podled942
      @podled942 Před 5 lety +22

      Bjarne you're stupid if you actually prefer teamspeak over Discord.

    • @bjarne_maritime
      @bjarne_maritime Před 5 lety +19

      I have my reason, TFR, a Teamspeak mod for Arma 3 which allows me and my group to talk to each other in a more realistic way also, TFR isn't for discord. I also like the connection system more than that of discord don't know why tho, it just feels better, also the fact that the server groups have Icons is quite nice, the only problem is that servers cost money. The reason that I don't like discord that much is because I don't really like the UI and sorry but why am I stupid? It's my own opinion.
      Edit: I did forget to say that I do use discord and don't mind it, I just prefer TS.

    • @jonasn7739
      @jonasn7739 Před 5 lety +2

      @@bjarne_maritime TS is great for Arma because it seems more realistic (kinda). I prefer Discord because all my friends use it and I just like the server aspects where you can see all the channels.

    • @---gb2cy
      @---gb2cy Před 5 lety +1

      he said that as i saw this

  • @McpeRedstoneNoob
    @McpeRedstoneNoob Před rokem +1

    4:40 lol i remember hearing that out of context

  • @TheOriginalAce
    @TheOriginalAce Před rokem

    4:40 somebody clip this for one of those vsauce out of context videos

  • @jakehackney1718
    @jakehackney1718 Před 7 lety +743

    I own the moon, do not touch.

  • @bigmacwithsoda
    @bigmacwithsoda Před 7 lety +1518

    After he said McDonald's does serve breakfast after 10:30 if you have a gun.I subscribed

    • @AlexTorres-hh3or
      @AlexTorres-hh3or Před 6 lety +101

      BigMacWithSoda You should've subscribed years before that

    • @Dan_is_the_Bastard
      @Dan_is_the_Bastard Před 6 lety +5

      Falling Down style

    • @TonyTony..
      @TonyTony.. Před 6 lety +5

      Haha I read this as he said that

    • @hughmitchell7545
      @hughmitchell7545 Před 6 lety +3

      Dusky Boi this was 2015.

    • @RonBest
      @RonBest Před 6 lety +16

      After i realized i had watched an entire video about who owns the moon and still have no clue about who owns the moon, i subscribed.

  • @ibtishaamsamodien8467
    @ibtishaamsamodien8467 Před rokem +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    - Vsauce 2015

  • @koibubbles3302
    @koibubbles3302 Před 4 lety +317

    “Not with aliens, but with paintings.”
    “So someone shot, dressed and cooked a painting?”

  • @ks_ig2728
    @ks_ig2728 Před 9 lety +513

    Q. Who owns the moon?
    A. The owner who else?

    • @theownerofthemoon9796
      @theownerofthemoon9796 Před 9 lety +99

      ***** Who the heck do you think?

    • @jeffo9396
      @jeffo9396 Před 9 lety +42

      ***** I think you missed the guy's obvious joke.

    • @obingear
      @obingear Před 9 lety +1

      ***** The guy that owns the moon

    • @jmarriottc
      @jmarriottc Před 9 lety +1

      Christian Dixie so basically an imaginary omnipotent being was loves you cause you're special owns everything? Sounds like narcissism wrapped in a pretty loving bow to me. There is no god, when you die it's just like when you sleep but don't dream. It's blackness and that's okay

    • @angelgirl21luv
      @angelgirl21luv Před 9 lety +1

      No one owns the moon

  • @SneezyJK
    @SneezyJK Před rokem +1

    Title: Who owns the moon?
    Earth: Is this not clear already? Is my child not mine?

  • @plasma555cathode7
    @plasma555cathode7 Před 2 lety

    When he says why then the song plays
    I nearly died from an existential crisis

  • @alexkavanagh2051
    @alexkavanagh2051 Před 9 lety +776

    Vsauce, I got a few questions.
    How much do thoughts weigh and where do they go after you die?
    If vegetarians don't want to kill animals, then why are they eating their food?
    What would happen if all trees on earth suddenly disappeared?
    What if all oxygen on earth disappeared for 1 minute?
    What if everything on earth doubled in size, except for the earth itself?
    Why don't humans have a mating season?
    Will we eventually be overrun by robots?
    What is fun?
    Were humans meant to be the dominant species?
    Would we be able to survive if a 5 mile long meteor hit earth right now?
    What are the Zombie Apocalypse happening?
    What the heck are feelings?
    Is Earth actually running out of chocolate??????
    Why are humans so f***ing greedy?

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 Před 9 lety +4

      5 mile long meteor:
      A straight line or 5 miles in diameter, like a sphere?

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 Před 9 lety +10

      Where thoughts go after you die:
      That's like asking if an afterlife exists.

    • @pepperholmes6110
      @pepperholmes6110 Před 9 lety +12

      Vegetarians eating animals' food:
      What else are they supposed to eat?

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 Před 9 lety +2

      Any one can hold their breath with out dying, soooo, no one would die, and if tree disappeared, then we would just grow morw, and if trees disappeared, we would still have oxygen from other plants, and how can rights weigh, it makes no sense >_>

    • @maxdrags3115
      @maxdrags3115 Před 9 lety +1

      maxdrags3 thoughts* more*

  • @dominicfox6090
    @dominicfox6090 Před 9 lety +257

    Is a black hole nothing full of something, or something full of nothing?

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 Před 9 lety +69

      Something filled with an exponentially small something

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 Před 9 lety +1

      Higgs-Boson Monicle wd Light is something

    • @shawnjacobsen4035
      @shawnjacobsen4035 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** I agree, correct me if I'm wrong, but a black hole is a collapsed star. This mass is condensed into a singular point exponentially small because the gravity continuously forces it smaller. Any matter or energy (light) that falls into a black hole is simply added to the star's matter. Soooo, its something full of a very small something.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks Před 9 lety

      Dominic Fox Imagine squeezing earth into the tightest paper ball thing you could, a single point in space. You now have something so dense, it stretches in on itself

    • @DemonArcMonster
      @DemonArcMonster Před 9 lety +1

      Light

  • @botnfs4640
    @botnfs4640 Před 2 lety +1

    bruh 2015 doesn't seem that long ago, I'm getting old

  • @phyphi18
    @phyphi18 Před 2 lety +1

    "who owns the moon?"
    Guns : That's the part were we come in

  • @THEBIGGAME683
    @THEBIGGAME683 Před 3 lety +433

    Fun fact: there's a lot of classic cases of "rejected students becoming a world wide threat.".

  • @epicgamer4090
    @epicgamer4090 Před 4 lety +232

    Humans: *fights over who owns the moon*
    The aliens who live there : u wot m8

    • @ZekosanX
      @ZekosanX Před 3 lety

      @I make comments that are sometimes dumb Aliens sure don't have any rights on earth but do humans have rights on moon owned by aliens?

    • @Pondy
      @Pondy Před 3 lety +2

      Gru owns the moon

    • @epicgamer4090
      @epicgamer4090 Před 3 lety

      Dat Scary Boi yess tehere is my brother told me there was and he said he never lied

    • @swampymender4400
      @swampymender4400 Před 3 lety

      more like
      Aliens : jabba leba loba we wala woloolo

    • @gammrockfeddy4373
      @gammrockfeddy4373 Před 3 lety

      @@Pondy yes its gru

  • @unknownking2708
    @unknownking2708 Před rokem +1

    "Discord is not a good thing"
    - Michael Stevens 2015

  • @ZectonplaysMC
    @ZectonplaysMC Před 8 lety +276

    There are no aliens right
    But there are aliens left
    AHAHAHHAHA
    Get it?
    Yeah..I'm sorry I'll just go now

    • @quiet.
      @quiet. Před 8 lety +63

      the door is that way

    • @jungkinoid8706
      @jungkinoid8706 Před 8 lety +1

      +CZcams Viewer That just made me so much more confused than I already was.

    • @ZectonplaysMC
      @ZectonplaysMC Před 8 lety +2

      I speaketh the truth i can walk

    • @UNICLYPSE
      @UNICLYPSE Před 8 lety +1

      +SuperZecton Holy crap the people in the comments here are hilarious.

    • @holasoyalejandro9822
      @holasoyalejandro9822 Před 8 lety

      😂😂😂 dead

  • @andrewzhang1290
    @andrewzhang1290 Před 5 lety +291

    Twenty dollars for a parking ticket on an asteriod

    • @grimssouls3897
      @grimssouls3897 Před 5 lety +16

      Allow me to rephrase... "Twenty dollar parking ticket, for parking on an asteroid."

    • @devinday237
      @devinday237 Před 5 lety +5

      Grims Souls allow me to rephrase “nasa has a due parking ticket, for landing on a asteroid” **DMV wants to know your location**

    • @Linneom
      @Linneom Před 5 lety +2

      @@grimssouls3897 that man is Savage

    • @yolocupcake1001
      @yolocupcake1001 Před 4 lety +3

      obi_dank_kenobi I read it ‘only’ twenty dollars for a parking ticket on an asteroid

    • @Xclub40X
      @Xclub40X Před 4 lety +1

      $20 for an asteroid on a parking ticket

  • @hammerjoe33
    @hammerjoe33 Před 2 lety +1

    This guy sendin a 20$ parking ticket to nasa for parking on his claimed asteroid is just next level, my role model

  • @Flavio.R
    @Flavio.R Před rokem +1

    4:40 vsauce isnt a discord mode, so in fact, he can touch grass

  • @Acein3055
    @Acein3055 Před 3 lety +155

    Thanks for telling me how to get breakfast after 10:30AM at McDonalds. 2:58

  • @hasibarian3588
    @hasibarian3588 Před 8 lety +349

    *in an alternate universe*
    "hey Micheal, Vsauce here!"

    • @azifazeez
      @azifazeez Před 7 lety +21

      Hasib Arian hey here, VSAUCE micheal

    • @khaoskhaos
      @khaoskhaos Před 5 lety +7

      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:
      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:
      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:
      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:
      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:
      ¡ñ āņ ăłţęřńąťę ůňīvəŕşë:
      in an alternate universe:

    • @noxious2441
      @noxious2441 Před 5 lety +5

      here hey, Michael Vsauce!

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck Před 4 lety +7

      here Micheal, vsauce hey

    • @maximilianarold
      @maximilianarold Před 4 lety

      Here micheal, vsauce hey

  • @hybriddeath5133
    @hybriddeath5133 Před rokem +2

    *"Discord is not a good thing"*
    Thank you, Vsauce, for my whole life I lived in a lie.
    I have to move to other apps...