What Is The Earth Worth?
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You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.
sooooo
what?
Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass.
The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down.
In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?
Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!
Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.
CutZa Dsch thats skinnier
New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is
That would be a nice challenge... no joke
Neat
Is this thing possible:
Yes but actually no
I've watched him so much that might pull it off
I like this. Been watching and rewatching for as long as hes been making videos
People: “Humans are priceless”
Michael: “About $2,000”
One human testicle is on average worth about 48 thousand dollars though that can be decreased or increased depending on who you're selling it to
The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!
It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ
Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person
@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*
3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone
LMAOOOO
He kinda succeeded
He never makes fun of anyone or anything
To be fair, pooplicker888 was Vsauce’s original name.
Earth: *exists*
Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that
why were we both recommended this so late lol
@@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW
@@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?
@@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.
Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds
Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths
*v i l l a g e r s*
He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.
thank god somebody noticed
I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks
I cannot unsee that now.
Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.
Lol I was thinking the same the whole time.
Honestly expected him to reveal it.
1:39 “A light year …”
Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is
Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook
@@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.
Parents: "You are worthless!"
Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"
That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions
Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves
Me: I’m going to sleep
Vsauce: Or are you?
but what is sleep?
Why?
Omg yes
@@Cobratate6000 Something I don't get very much of.
@@Cobratate6000 And how much does sleep weigh?
"The Moon, is a moon"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Snow is snowier now!
@@primo_ And goats have joined the game!
and my roof here is made of roof.
so my shelf over here is made of shelf
Ah yes vsauce is vsauce
Or is he?
Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.
Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows
I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?
@@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.
It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items
@@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?
7:03 "so far we have received zero offers"
The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe
why does this only have 22 likes 💀
not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments
I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.
XD
dead joke :/
+Finlandball Finland has some juicy balls
Boo.
Lenny
Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"
True
@@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird
@@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.
@@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird
@@deadchannel5933 bro u good?
Aliens taking notes for the invasion
"what is the world worth?"
"We are it's fart"
I love you vsauce and everything that you do
Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"
+WeebySpice haters
Haha
Noah Hinchee b
That guy in the comments who thinks he's funny
"I've still gotta make a profit off this."
Person1: where do you live?
Person 2: earth
Person 1: ok smartass where on earth
Person 2: Earth, Texas
Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS
OMG lol
😂
How do u not have more likes ☠️
Person 2: PEOPLE NAMED THE CITY EARTH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT B****
lillou856 factual and actual
"Doesnt appreciate..."
Shows a image of australia
I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies
I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".
Grammar!
@@noyou1735 no u
@@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*
vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life
I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.
Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.
Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!
vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis
my positive message for the day... i am a fart
Welcome to Vsauce
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic
Probably my favorite Vsauce work! :)
*"The man who sold the world"* starts playing
never lost control
...said I was his friend
Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.
Funi
The World already has an owner and he is DIO
Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.
I am the 69 like,
Pewdiepie could buy Jupiter
459? Hmmmm should I like?
Lol
come on micheal other people want planets too
VSauce video topics always answer the question to that one thing you wondered at some point and then didn't think about again.
Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.
Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.
@Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you
Lol
@@Badvait what do you mean?
Greirath do you not play minecraft
@@Badvait the comment after that
“We are Earth’s first fart.”
Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.
Where Earth poo
Philosophart
you are amazing, these videos make me emotional and I dont even know why
I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!
spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”
No honey, you already have an asteroid.
@@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠
I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.
@@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!
@@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!
Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?”
Conclusion: “We’re farts!”
This is why I love Vsauce.
Ik same 😂
Same my dude
I thought you were joking, but i was wrong😂
bruh spoilers wtf
Lmao bruh lol
I always learn something here. That's why I love this channel 🧡.
I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."
Q: how much is Earth worth?
A: we had two moons!
thanks michael
Lol every video
Randomy ikr
Randomy reminds me of my mother
Me:what does this xbox one cost
Mum:no i wont buy you another game
Daddy Michael.
verey guud
MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"
Quaxii ASMR
Chandler: my feet were tired
Mitäs kauhamies?
MrBeast in 2876*
And makes it all about Mr Beast
Morgz :
This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .
Don’t let Kanye see this
😂 best comment
What currency do they use in space?
Star bucks.
BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol
*ba dum tiss...*
XD BOOOO!
....get out
What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.
Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.
😂
I don’t think I have tapeworms tho
@scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.
No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.
A rat selling a whole building
I love that Michael just refers to all of humanity summed up by the words “hairless bipeds”
Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point
Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more
Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...
This comment deserves way more likes
Trim Prism nuclear winter sales
Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!
THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL
If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...
The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.
Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?
Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells
Chupachu MIND. BLOWN
Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.
*insert blinking guy meme*
7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.
8 years later and i still love these videos
Fr
"The moon, is a moon"
Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton
munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.
That is Bullshit man!!!!
@@who-ny5oe , Öl
Österreich
Ää
@@who-ny5oe Was
Idk why but I laughed
I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.
Just leave
penguindude111 Why? =P
+Geno Stellar that was cute loool
+Geno Stellar lol
i see what you did there hahahah!!!
You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon
LOL jeez you never cease to amaze me how far off into the galactic rhubarb you can get. Awesome video sir.
If you buy on black Friday
It's just 20$
imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale
Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...
DeAl
if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks
Stonks.
8:06
This is why I always watched vsauce
My brain just exploded
Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back
SHATTER ever played half life 2?
@@outofstepbaritone all heil combine
Boom
remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved
Man gonna keep me up at night
7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!
Wow that's funny and cool 😂😎
Transcription
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7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.
Micah Philson
Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.
Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that
Micah Philson s
man this video is old
@@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.
10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE
Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.
all this is worth $12 at gamestop
King_Movie F U C C M Y L I F E
S U C C M Y D I C K
You guys have amazing grammar.
Kevin Durant Fake Account Backup Snake you don't get the joke
Haha that's the trade in value
At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed.
I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.
Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')
I was going to point out that they used your video.
*Scrolls down*
No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D
Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.
Scott Manley
Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O
Rolan Tang science-ception
“How much does the earth cost? I’m gonna buy the entire earth and be king”
If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious
8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.
I bet that’s a real photo
@@kingpizzarat8999 i bet you clicked it
Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do
Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape
Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves
Accurate we're a big joke
Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.
How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?
bill rose they are probably much smarter
***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.
I love that Vsause was talking about light years to selling the planet
“Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂
Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time*
Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON
Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough
@Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.
It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".
I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed
we named our moon before we knew other moons existed
Me: How much is the earth worth?
Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away
How much is the earth worth?
We are Earth's first fart
Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.
It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it
The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.
I love how he’ll go on a rant for several minutes, before going off on how much the Earth is worth, switching topic, then rounding back to the original point of Earth’s value.
*Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars*
Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture?
Him: We are Earth's first farts
"Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'
The first 2 lines just make me think of
Two lovers, forbidden from one another
A war divides their people
And a mountain divides them apart
Built a path to be together
...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
Secret tunnel!
Secret tunnel!
Through the mountain!
Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
Best song ever 👌👌👌
@@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough
@@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.
Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's
is that your siblings
Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws
nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?
@@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals
@@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?
I still watch these today roll up in bed and stick one on there just timeless 👌
0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across
$5,000,000,000,000? I'll give ya $7...
50 packs of my OxyClean.
At GameStop you'll get a paperclip and $1
+Billy Mays excuse me
....
Deal.
7 really funny jk I would give the same if I were you
I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.
metalforever12345 Michæl
Lmaoooo
Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one
As the alien landlord of your galaxy cluster I like your human practice of talking
Imagine looking back and watching this in 2021, oh wait.
Careful, jumpscare at 0:00
TheLoaf thks, you saved me one there
no
Thanks man I was worried
too late
That's how Michael starts all VSauce videos.
Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one
He would be like 90 years old lmao
@@sssswerth5323 Really?
@@adibhossain8790 ja
@@adibhossain8790 92
@@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.
Being high asl and listening to VSauce video is a trip to space😭
"big deal, what's it all worth?" that had me dying for some reason 😂😂
GameStop values it at $20.50
Thats awfully generous today!
Ryan007 this needs more likes
Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en
You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.
in store credit
Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people.
Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart.
Classic Michael.
Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl
@@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli
Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.
@@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah
Vsauce is the kind of guy to negotiate the earth with an alien civilisation
Thank you for wastin my time in a positive way
The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!
Sillybox777 i bid for 2.98 sir!
I bid 2.981!
Going once, Going Twice, Goes to the man with a horse picture.
Sillybox777 und
2.99? IMPOSSIBLE ITS AMAZING
Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.
@Super Winnie Wili or is it?
Why oh why do you always show up on my discover page whenever I’m supposed to go to sleep..
The earth is priceless because it is a unique phenomenon out of the whole universe that contains all the joy, sadness and the general human experience. It is a beautiful place which we must preserve.
“What makes the earth worth it?”
Me: You can breathe
@Lion Mane that is why we live here lmao
Lion Mane Its offensive to call you a nerd, right?
I'm sorry.
Australian Bushfires and Coal Fired Power Stations: *ARE YOU CHALLENGING US?!*
What makes your mother worth it?
@J B no, the logic you used is in reverse. Your statement makes it sound like the Earth was tailor-made for life on Earth, but it is actually the other way around; life adapted and formed around Earth's conditions
Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.
Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered
michael always has some music in odd time playing during these videos. this ones in 7/8 :)
This channels answer ur thought questions
vsause sees the deathstar
"that's no moon! that's an artificial satellite"
Cody Crooks that's because they have no idea what their talking about!!!
Doctor: You have cancer
Michael: Or do i?
doctor:you have cancer
Michael:can you take it away?
Doctor:no I can’t
Micheal:or can you?
*Moon Men starts playing*
4:31 "make way for an intergalactic highway"-thanking you for all the fish! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🛸🛸
Lmfao I’m always waiting for that switch up on the questioning