When Will We Run Out Of Names?

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  • čas přidán 3. 06. 2024
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    SOURCES:
    Name frequency in US: howmanyofme.com/
    US Census data: www.census.gov/topics/populati...
    Band name frequency: gothamist.com/2010/02/17/a_tal...
    Books using same title:
    www.theguardian.com/global/201...
    www.writersdigest.com/online-e...
    Is choosing a band name becoming more difficult?
    www.theguardian.com/music/2015...
    www.wsj.com/articles/SB2000142...
    How many famous people are there? www.wired.com/2013/01/the-frac...
    World population counter: www.census.gov/popclock/
    What If? naming stars calculation: what-if.xkcd.com/23/
    Online Disinhibition effect:
    users.rider.edu/~suler/psycybe...
    www.wsj.com/articles/SB1000087...
    On the internet, nobody know’s you’re a dog:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_I...
    [image] michaelmaslin.com/inkspill/wp-...
    Karma Court: / karmacourt
    Proteus Effect: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proteus_...
    Proteus effect studies:
    vhil.stanford.edu/pubs/2013/f...
    faculty.smu.edu/chrisl/courses...
    When will we run out of social security numbers? www.mathiseasy.net/WillTheUSev...
    Article about running out of usernames: kotaku.com/5924570/are-we-scre...
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    and www.audionetwork.com
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  • @axeliso
    @axeliso Před 4 lety +985

    "Aww, your dog's so adorable. What's his name?"
    *"Dinnerbone"*

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit Před 4 lety +47

      Only mc players know

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss Před 4 lety +12

      Chrit Dit everyone knows lol.
      Also... this name showed me pig tiddies

    • @eeeqweq7095
      @eeeqweq7095 Před 4 lety +12

      @@iaganfoss *_p i g . . . t i d d i e s ?_*

    • @CaptainDoomsday
      @CaptainDoomsday Před 4 lety +9

      Doug Dinnerbone? Owner of the Dimmsdale Bonerdome?

    • @chritdit
      @chritdit Před 4 lety +5

      @Eni Gjinaj ok boomer

  • @mena1432
    @mena1432 Před 4 lety +4162

    Me: *spams keyboard*
    Computer: _Username Taken_

  • @FreeHatchersTradescam
    @FreeHatchersTradescam Před 8 měsíci +142

    Mother: “I would like to name my child Scarlet”
    Nurse: “Sorry, that’s taken. What about: Scarletgaming013”

    • @franeksynos3890
      @franeksynos3890 Před měsícem +4

      Mom: Sorry my sis's years
      What abt: Scarletplaysgames013

    • @Blackfromstickworld
      @Blackfromstickworld Před měsícem

      That's also taken how about Scarletplaysgames15638483738

  • @Theverylostsocks
    @Theverylostsocks Před 9 měsíci +49

    Teacher: “Xxalphabloodmoonxx69?”
    Student: “Here!”

  • @kuroko990
    @kuroko990 Před 3 lety +4022

    “When will we run out of usernames?”
    Roblox: Yes.

    • @spiceice0
      @spiceice0 Před 3 lety +28

      Lmao

    • @aaaab531
      @aaaab531 Před 3 lety +44

      *reportingman61 vibes here*

    • @fly6538
      @fly6538 Před 3 lety +104

      agusgxnhw7wxg751 has joined your game

    • @siotuojh6823
      @siotuojh6823 Před 3 lety +58

      jqeosskjdnssks62 has joined your server

    • @veeer2255
      @veeer2255 Před 3 lety +43

      Ehjakwmanjwiwi69420 has joined your server

  • @monkey8522
    @monkey8522 Před 4 lety +3618

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Parents: “BestProGamerPlay827”

    • @luffybetterr
      @luffybetterr Před 4 lety +168

      Username taken sorry

    • @theblob2937
      @theblob2937 Před 4 lety +94

      Just add a few emoticons and emojis and you should be good to go. If that doesn't work, maybe put in an underscore or two

    • @Toxic-sd1xe
      @Toxic-sd1xe Před 4 lety +9

      XD

    • @PurpleSanzz
      @PurpleSanzz Před 4 lety +5

      Lol

    • @notfalcon
      @notfalcon Před 4 lety +37

      ProGamerMovesRobloxianKid264628773BoiXDasdfghjklYT

  • @A_cool_man
    @A_cool_man Před měsícem +14

    I shall name the child "Waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs"

  • @ItzFlibat
    @ItzFlibat Před 10 měsíci +209

    I love how most usernames are unique honestly.

  • @devil-qn4ur
    @devil-qn4ur Před 4 lety +7762

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    *d o g*

  • @ovidiusclaudius9021
    @ovidiusclaudius9021 Před 9 lety +2972

    Seriously 1007 named James Bond... 1 007

  • @ladtm
    @ladtm Před 10 měsíci +42

    2:41 "electricpants" so fking creative 😭

    •  Před měsícem +1

      its his ig handle

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 Před 3 dny

      Now that’s unnerving

  • @DoFliesCallUsWalks
    @DoFliesCallUsWalks Před 3 měsíci +16

    Michael: Psychologically we often interact with them as if they were friends, distinct beings we created, They help us out, but they also can influence us.
    Alan Becker: Absolutely right.

  • @izzy.xyz0810
    @izzy.xyz0810 Před 3 lety +2549

    “She’s so Cute! What’s your name little girl?”
    *D* *a* *d*

  • @cursedpinecone
    @cursedpinecone Před 4 lety +3915

    “What’s your kids name?”
    Me: “[content deleted]”

  • @NammGD
    @NammGD Před 10 měsíci +10

    Doctor: "What will you call him?"
    Mom: "Michael"
    Docter: "Name is taken. How about User69420Michael?"

  • @name_69420
    @name_69420 Před 9 měsíci +15

    I Love that the thumbnail shows "X" username taken, referencing the renaming of Twitter lol

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE Před 4 měsíci +6

      But the video was made 8 years ago

    • @KingLoof
      @KingLoof Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@AliBabaHDE prove it

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@KingLoof check under the title 🗿

    • @KingLoof
      @KingLoof Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@AliBabaHDE you wouldn't

    • @AliBabaHDE
      @AliBabaHDE Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@KingLoof I wouldn’t what? What are you talking about 💀

  • @l1m1x77
    @l1m1x77 Před 4 lety +747

    "What is your child's name?"
    Me: yes

    • @iamshallena2890
      @iamshallena2890 Před 4 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @thesmallthingss
      @thesmallthingss Před 4 lety +5

      “Wanna use an incredibly overrated comment?”
      L1m1x: yes

    • @OliverSandys
      @OliverSandys Před 4 lety +8

      L1m1x oh sorry that name is taken

    • @article580
      @article580 Před 4 lety +2

      lovverlee lolaa ur name also taken and my name is also definitely too

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt Před 4 lety +1

      That name is taken. How about x_nonononononononononoididntwantthischildtobebornpleaseiwantanabortionPLEASENOINEEDANABORTIONdontletmesufferthiswasntsupposedtohappennoNoNOAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH_x

  •  Před 9 lety +3149

    We'll have to fight for the good names.
    Hunger Names.

    • @Ben10Blader
      @Ben10Blader Před 9 lety +2

      Lol

    • @Omegeddon
      @Omegeddon Před 9 lety +37

      Félix Cavazos that could actually make for a surprisingly good dystopian story

    • @Beaveski
      @Beaveski Před 9 lety +4

      Félix Cavazos Source
      imgfave.com/view/4101690

    • @111cvb111
      @111cvb111 Před 9 lety +1

      Félix Cavazos I'm apparently one of the only persons ever to make up a name on the internet that sounds like a real name :/

    • @christoffer2794
      @christoffer2794 Před 9 lety

      Félix Cavazos I kinda have a unique name in real life... I have searched for someone with my name online but couldt find one... So I have that going for me :D

  • @hilton_chloe.e
    @hilton_chloe.e Před 8 měsíci +48

    I met someone of Snapchat that had the exact same first, middle and last name of mine, i was genuinely in shock, I mean my fist name is incredibly common so it wasn’t that hard to find someone with my first name and sure my last name isn’t common common but I know celebrities with my last name and my middle name is also not rare but to have all 3 was pretty insane, it’s the same with my sister friend, my mum and her friends mum have the exact same first name, middle name and almost last name with one letter different, (their last name is Holton, whilst ours is Hilton) and also My sister and her friend both share the same middle name, so it’s low-key freaky at times

  • @seagreenspiral
    @seagreenspiral Před 3 hodinami +1

    Makes me think how genius Freddie was to come up with the name Queen

  • @nytherz113
    @nytherz113 Před 3 lety +1423

    "What's your childs name?"
    Gay Bowser

  • @pwag9562
    @pwag9562 Před 4 lety +6004

    "He's so damn adorable! what's your name little guy?"
    *Mistake69*

  • @gachaeater87
    @gachaeater87 Před 9 dny

    INTERESTING AS ALWAYS BRUH,THE USERNAME RFFECT GOES CRAZY

  • @GolemOfMagic
    @GolemOfMagic Před 7 měsíci +1

    this is crazy looking at this almost 10 years later after it was saids

  • @nyxmi7
    @nyxmi7 Před 4 lety +609

    "What's your son name? "
    "He's xrdzer6gfddrtyujnvcxdy"
    "Oh mine is fdcrcftvbbnx"

    • @hwmbleRL
      @hwmbleRL Před 4 lety +24

      imagine being a teacher and having those kind of names to remember. dang they would be millionaires just for teaching for 3 days

    • @insanitylol
      @insanitylol Před 4 lety +2

      Read my comment about code and custom url

    • @potatohamsternation8481
      @potatohamsternation8481 Před 4 lety +5

      Wow I met someone named that last week!

    • @nyxmi7
      @nyxmi7 Před 4 lety

      Nice, my nephew is sjajiqiaksnsbwp193930

    • @cmyrell
      @cmyrell Před 4 lety +1

      My new borns name is eghwiwhigiditsdxfigf it’s pronounced Abigail

  • @grosezero8834
    @grosezero8834 Před 7 lety +1604

    "1007 named James Bond"
    1007
    1 0 0 0 7

  • @ZendelWashington
    @ZendelWashington Před 10 měsíci +1

    thank you for gratifying the part of my mind that couldn’t stop thinking of mike bolton from office space.

  • @formulacc
    @formulacc Před 8 měsíci +1

    The way this video went from names to watching an avatar workout

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam Před 4 lety +3141

    "There are only 8 people in the US named Justin Bieber."
    *THAT MANY?*

    • @Cartnite3
      @Cartnite3 Před 4 lety +139

      DJBATMANGOLD I know someone named Justin beaver

    • @dickeater3232
      @dickeater3232 Před 4 lety +60

      DJBATMANGOLD lol I’m lucky I have a friend called Justin Bieber and a friend called Steve Irwin, but their teenagers, not adults.

    • @blinq217
      @blinq217 Před 4 lety +16

      @@chavalomiguel5587 Salty?

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 Před 4 lety +21

      @@blinq217 wat?

    • @Mustaali1
      @Mustaali1 Před 4 lety +62

      There were probably more, but they all killed themselves knowing how shit that name has become

  • @jayson5454
    @jayson5454 Před 4 lety +3608

    Mom: I want to name him Joe
    Doctor: Sorry, that name is taken, you can name him xJoeMamaWeed69420×

    • @Sahelian
      @Sahelian Před 4 lety +44

      69-420

    • @whentoday40yearsago13
      @whentoday40yearsago13 Před 4 lety +58

      Random dood on the internett sorry, someone already used this joke

    • @seth_lewis1
      @seth_lewis1 Před 4 lety +7

      Random dood on the internett JOE MAMAS WEED 🤣🤣

    • @hzrz
      @hzrz Před 4 lety +6

      @@whentoday40yearsago13 sorry, idiot has been taking. Try brainless.

    • @frooa9211
      @frooa9211 Před 4 lety +8

      @@whentoday40yearsago13 I didn't know comments had copyright strikes

  • @Punkieboy05
    @Punkieboy05 Před 9 měsíci +3

    When will we run out of names?
    Michael: Youre a mistake

  • @DwarfedOutt
    @DwarfedOutt Před 8 měsíci +2

    “Not bald Michael” 💀

  • @saltypretzelanimation8661
    @saltypretzelanimation8661 Před 3 lety +2305

    “Aww your kid is so cute, what’s his name?”
    *DeathMayonnaise the 4th*

  • @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368

    "What's your son's name ?"
    "Noobmaster69"

  • @Luke_Rowe
    @Luke_Rowe Před 9 měsíci +2

    He searched up our full names in computing and i'm some cyclist tour de france guy

  • @furiousgingy6936
    @furiousgingy6936 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Isn't it weird that recently I've been wondering in my head about this exact stuff

  • @dr._kompot996
    @dr._kompot996 Před 4 lety +691

    My family: Hey we're the Smith's
    My neighbors family: Nice to meet you! We're the mcfukins

  • @localtrash6754
    @localtrash6754 Před 4 lety +1222

    “hey what’s your son’s name?”
    me: “toefungus.eater6892”

    • @oof12yearsago99
      @oof12yearsago99 Před 4 lety +8

      @Qreno Sorry that reply is also taken

    • @joshuaaaaa8377
      @joshuaaaaa8377 Před 4 lety +3

      oof ' sorry that reply to that reply is also taken

    • @nsmoke7778
      @nsmoke7778 Před 4 lety +1

      Godly name ya got there

    • @rakhudas
      @rakhudas Před 4 lety +2

      @@joshuaaaaa8377 that reply is taken

    • @salaamuddin9707
      @salaamuddin9707 Před 4 lety +2

      @@rakhudas THAT REPLY IS TAKEN
      BUT STILL IM SINGLE MY REPLY ONLY TAKENNN(MY LIFE IS SINGLE🤯)

  • @emz1008
    @emz1008 Před 9 měsíci +1

    i think about this video all the time and i dont know why. its honestly just so fascinating.

  • @xyreous6146
    @xyreous6146 Před 10 měsíci +3

    This video was recommended again after the user X on twitter i guess had their username taken since the twitter rebranding needed it, not sure if the thumbnail is new or updated but if it isn’t, then that is one hell of a coincidence.

  • @a39tortoise40
    @a39tortoise40 Před 4 lety +713

    "What's your sons name?"
    -"Jack"
    "Oh, so you're one of the lucky ones who named their child early"
    -"yeah, what's your daughters name?"
    "Panzer Selbstfahrlafette I für 7,62-cm-PaK 36(r) auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen II Ausf. D1 und D2"
    -"oh"

    • @UrMom-np3hj
      @UrMom-np3hj Před 4 lety +70

      Actually pretty common name in eastern german

    • @Wyatt516
      @Wyatt516 Před 4 lety +5

      dude you swiped the keyboard on your phone. Like this! *Eh egg TX to TX if UC gm DN if few em no hard em dense am jazzy Amber DNC hard DNC govt em all flexible abuse El seem excited Kai do*

    • @chlh9720
      @chlh9720 Před 4 lety +7

      7,26cm ist safe zu klein

    • @epepepe7178
      @epepepe7178 Před 4 lety

      Auditory i swiped nonstop on my phone keyboard and auditory is what i get, how and why

    • @user-yg4en5mv2j
      @user-yg4en5mv2j Před 4 lety +1

      Diese Vorschläge auf deiner Tastatur lol

  • @Mars.1811
    @Mars.1811 Před 9 lety +8965

    Imagine only one person could own each name, and if you killed a person, you had the right to "own" that name...
    The Hunger Names...

    • @ansley4269
      @ansley4269 Před 9 lety +90

      Lol

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon Před 9 lety +330

      Michael King I'd read the shit out of that

    • @Mars.1811
      @Mars.1811 Před 9 lety +119

      I've never actually watched the Hunger Games

    • @LaserPigeon
      @LaserPigeon Před 9 lety +89

      Michael King You don't need to

    • @kzstu4404
      @kzstu4404 Před 9 lety +177

      Michael King so the more awesome and popular your name is the more of a target you are?
      so if im named SexyBeast3000 i would be a dead man?

  • @jayvaghela9888
    @jayvaghela9888 Před 2 měsíci

    How intresting is that this video came out 8 years ago, and now we have Meta & apple vision pro virtual realities

  • @cheesechocks1160
    @cheesechocks1160 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Thanks Vsauce! This is very informative information and creative! (I edge to your videos)

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 Před 3 lety +1864

    „xXxMICHAELxXx“
    Vsauce: *dangerous*

  • @QuinnB3
    @QuinnB3 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Where is my example of a popular name at

  • @beaulippitt
    @beaulippitt Před 9 měsíci +1

    8 years later, and we still haven’t ran out of names 😅

  • @jaimeg309
    @jaimeg309 Před 4 lety +835

    "What's Your Child's Name?"
    Me: What's Your Child's Name

  • @manuelnona2919
    @manuelnona2919 Před 4 lety +388

    "What is your child's name?"
    *XxchildxX*

  • @nological2282
    @nological2282 Před 10 měsíci +17

    I also wonder what would happen if we tried solving this by mixing languages together. Would love to see a video about that

  • @Boooobooooo
    @Boooobooooo Před 5 měsíci +1

    This being 8 years ago is crazy to me

  • @TheAngryBlobfish
    @TheAngryBlobfish Před 4 lety +851

    ‘What’s your child’s name?’
    ‘My child’s name is NoobMaster69’

    • @Lorandoriginal
      @Lorandoriginal Před 4 lety +14

      The Angry Blobfish my child name is xXAssasainXx565

    • @dylkii
      @dylkii Před 4 lety +11

      This name has been taken by: Hui gi thi. Please choose another name
      Recommend: *noob* _face_ 69leleleel *REEEEEEEEEEEE* *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEE_* yyyyyyyyyy ahhhhhhhhh

    • @gustavos9600
      @gustavos9600 Před 4 lety +9

      comment taken, ctrl c is not avaliable

    • @kamuiwolff1442
      @kamuiwolff1442 Před 4 lety +5

      My child’s name is: TheLegend27

    • @joud9728
      @joud9728 Před 4 lety +14

      The fact non of the comments got the reference 😔

  • @mrducky2550
    @mrducky2550 Před 3 lety +1353

    My dad named his dog stay and it’s the worst dad joke I have ever heard.
    “Come here, stay!”

  • @takaxokr2871
    @takaxokr2871 Před 8 měsíci +14

    my man created the new twitter logo in a thumbnail 8 years ago

  • @Xkbtbox
    @Xkbtbox Před 7 měsíci +1

    Just now we ran out of names

  • @dgfhjdgfhkjdgfhjdgfhkj4970
    @dgfhjdgfhkjdgfhjdgfhkj4970 Před 4 lety +1845

    2019 Username: Pewdiepie
    2099: jsdgfhskshsiwnsiwhis
    *Name Taken*

    • @ayafakumi4512
      @ayafakumi4512 Před 4 lety +45

      Climate Change:

    • @woodythegoat5218
      @woodythegoat5218 Před 4 lety +4

      minecraftmaster100 lmaoooo

    • @zaneyrxnf
      @zaneyrxnf Před 4 lety +3

      666 likes lmao

    • @rainbowbeetle
      @rainbowbeetle Před 4 lety +2

      jdbevw7wwfqveb
      *name taken*

    • @KangarooFam
      @KangarooFam Před 4 lety +21

      3099: Username: shhshdgfhsjdjrbrbcbfjddjrhwbksdkjekwkekekemrbfhfjfkenebrjfjrnrnegjjfocoskejdbdbdowpwodhhsbdndnfjfkfkfjdnnendjfjfjdndbdbdndndndbbejdkddopwkbeuiqwhdbxbwjwkifbebwofjbebsnndnrnendnnnwnwndndnnenenennndnfjrowkjdjjdjfjebbehfjebhfidhhebhdirjhehdhejhdbwjhdhdjejejdjdjdjrjdjfjjrjejfjfjwjieodpelejvxurejhdgkkemnxchiwkdnfhdlwlsbdhepdjdhkwekowppdjhdkwkwkdhfjjdjejfhfhdjdjfhdnenwjdjjdjskdjdjejskkdjdnsudhfcbjdjdjdhfhfhfhfJOEoeidhfhfhfjfjrjrhfhfjfjfjfjfjjeowpwpworjfjffjjfjejjjjelskjfjdjekdkdjdkejsbbhhasdfbdhhdhehhwkqwwjjdjodoooommsmsmjwjsjdjehhdhdhdhdhckfpappqidhwhduhcbcbbcbcbcbcieoqowodjdjoeoed
      NAME TAKEN

  • @shelly9331
    @shelly9331 Před 4 lety +3661

    “what’s your child’s name?”
    *ThanosSnapper3000*

  • @pelican9092
    @pelican9092 Před 8 měsíci

    im watching this high and this is insane i love this

  • @JimiLappalainen
    @JimiLappalainen Před 10 měsíci +1

    I love how in 1:50 Michael is saying a band name.

  • @hobissprite941
    @hobissprite941 Před 4 lety +855

    “Aww you he is so adorable.. how old is he?”
    “3 months old”
    “What’s his name??”
    “Ihavefootfetish_suckmytoes1414”
    “Oh..”

  • @Lil1101
    @Lil1101 Před 4 lety +18946

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    Elon musk: “X Æ A-12”

  • @ptrkmr
    @ptrkmr Před 5 měsíci

    I swear I didn’t realize this channel had pre science content until today when I scrolled all the way down

  • @aichaamara392
    @aichaamara392 Před 10 měsíci +1

    The 5 double U’s
    That sounds like a unique band name

  • @ieatpooalot
    @ieatpooalot Před 4 lety +12115

    “What’s your sons name?”
    *Adopted_Kid69

  • @the_jones528
    @the_jones528 Před 3 lety +1564

    "What's your son's name?"
    "what'syourson'sname."

  • @rwhrbh
    @rwhrbh Před 8 měsíci

    Hi, that's me 8 years after the realise, and we haven't run out of names yet.

  • @i3hotmoms
    @i3hotmoms Před 8 měsíci

    This video is 8 years old and it fell like it was just made

  • @Mrnt.34
    @Mrnt.34 Před 3 lety +1511

    "Aww your so cute! What's your name little guy?"
    " *straw* "

  • @Monster_Lock
    @Monster_Lock Před 4 lety +405

    "What's your son's name?"
    God of war: *BOI*

  • @MrScraap
    @MrScraap Před 10 měsíci

    now how many years till we run out of runescape names

  • @noobedits64
    @noobedits64 Před 8 měsíci +1

    0:52 this is literally happening to me rn I won’t say who but it is. It’s a e and an i difference

  • @chip2508
    @chip2508 Před 5 lety +5266

    Ah yes, my favourite band...
    *The The*

    • @santiagobarraza28
      @santiagobarraza28 Před 5 lety +116

      This deserves way more likes.

    • @chip2508
      @chip2508 Před 5 lety +48

      @@santiagobarraza28 aww ♡

    • @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5
      @kylebuschhasover200winsinn5 Před 5 lety +19

      Miss. Information a yes, a libtard who says “Favourite”

    • @zalengriffin
      @zalengriffin Před 5 lety +19

      I was the 69th like just so y'all know

    • @wolfcub1835
      @wolfcub1835 Před 5 lety +3

      Please youtube Unban my account :c and who are you to criticize a demoshat who calls people libtard over a misspelling to me it seems you need to get your shit together more so than the so called “libtard”

  • @nickymelon
    @nickymelon Před 4 lety +1749

    Hey what’s your hamster’s name?
    “HamsterIn_aMicrowave3000”

    • @elianimatezz356
      @elianimatezz356 Před 4 lety +65

      “Hey, whats your child’s name?”
      *”boi”*

    • @PRODBYDOLLS
      @PRODBYDOLLS Před 4 lety +33

      Hey what’s your child’s name
      Pizzaass24

    • @swirly-donuteditz9534
      @swirly-donuteditz9534 Před 4 lety +19

      nickymelon "hey what's your kids name"
      *calisaniappvgu*
      That's so _cute!_
      Thanks, xanikns!

    • @dearestsarms9454
      @dearestsarms9454 Před 4 lety +13

      "hey, what's your son's name?"
      *"S I M B A"*

    • @1974moumita
      @1974moumita Před 4 lety +3

      HamsterInA_MicrowaverunnIng_f0RacAkE3000

  • @FarahFeires
    @FarahFeires Před 11 měsíci +30

    In one game, I got so desperate for a user name, I ended up with my middle and last name for it 💀

    • @defnotnaruto222
      @defnotnaruto222 Před 9 měsíci +1

      So littlewittle was taken, but Anderson-Street wasn't?

  • @Vespyr_
    @Vespyr_ Před 7 měsíci

    All we had to do was use the tag system Discord used to have where they added numbers at the end of a name.

  • @Kae-Lexi
    @Kae-Lexi Před 9 lety +1315

    I'm simply going to name my band
    "The bliss mirage ones with gemini legacy up their paradox in the rain."

  • @exoticcucumber4765
    @exoticcucumber4765 Před 4 lety +1448

    “What’s your child’s name?”
    Schlafelentalgarynoelillianulfiacus The Twenty Sixth

  • @itsdramahere
    @itsdramahere Před 7 měsíci +1

    Middle name: who called me?

  • @fishy2545
    @fishy2545 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Father: *types his kids name in a game*
    Game: "User is already be taken. What about: SamTheCheese12952?"

  • @pilotoffxbox7515
    @pilotoffxbox7515 Před 4 lety +1031

    "Hey whats your sons name"
    "Gay Bowser"

  • @inactive9948
    @inactive9948 Před 3 lety +2491

    Polish people be like:
    "Watch and learn" *smashes forehead on keyboard*

    • @kaboomstudios6139
      @kaboomstudios6139 Před 3 lety +136

      you could say it's racist, but it's funny as hell.

    • @stachuvonokrutny7071
      @stachuvonokrutny7071 Před 3 lety +159

      Im Polish and my nick really looks like I smashed forehead on keyboard

    • @ANNA_SNAP
      @ANNA_SNAP Před 3 lety +57

      When my dad’s name is Viacheslav

    • @wecandream4ever
      @wecandream4ever Před 3 lety +33

      Me with my polish name-

    • @yeeboii7555
      @yeeboii7555 Před 3 lety +117

      Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz disagrees.

  • @Underfeated_editzTM
    @Underfeated_editzTM Před 6 měsíci

    Bro i got recommended this 8yrs later 😭😭

  • @Tom-ok4ok
    @Tom-ok4ok Před 6 měsíci +1

    “Yo person 96”💀

  • @rapraptv1105
    @rapraptv1105 Před 3 lety +1808

    "What's your son name?"
    Me: Michael Jackson
    Nurse: sorry its taken
    Me: maikeru jaksun

  • @vxytle
    @vxytle Před 4 lety +4489

    “Bro, you have such a cute child! What did you name him?”
    “DirtyDonkey69”

    • @menhera-chan2878
      @menhera-chan2878 Před 4 lety +108

      Bruh I can’t-

    • @abandonedchannel
      @abandonedchannel Před 4 lety +105

      My baby names would be
      1. ÆKŒ (if my baby is a girl)
      2. VspaceAspaceLspaceEspaceRspaceIspaceEspace (Vspace for short)
      3. Bægæ (if my baby is gay)
      4. Lalalalalalalallalalalalala (If it’s from LA)
      5. NO
      6. GETNOOB666space666frontis666
      Yes their weird

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 Před 4 lety +25

      I am naming my child this
      In memory of this comment

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 Před 4 lety +10

      Trxsh_ omgggg is that you mydadnamesmehobo99

    • @Mi66664
      @Mi66664 Před 4 lety +7

      Trxsh_ omg you remember my nickname 😍
      I remember yours too! Hoboifellsohardimnowgaypapiuwu2299
      We will be friends forever ❤️

  • @Lingerrax
    @Lingerrax Před 8 měsíci +1

    Also i feel like we are going to run out of names for stars way before we run out of names for humans

  • @Epyxoid
    @Epyxoid Před 9 měsíci +2

    2:25 I can't hear you Michael! 🤕

  • @R1gzu
    @R1gzu Před 4 lety +501

    Nurse: What will your son's name be?
    Me: *Smashes the keyboard*
    Nurse: *N I C E*

  • @christianinparis2146
    @christianinparis2146 Před 4 lety +786

    “What’s your sons name?”
    Uhm... ChickenNuggetMaster42069?

  • @Joe_Griddly
    @Joe_Griddly Před 8 měsíci

    ive got a steam display name called "i blew up the orphanage (again)" and i would TOTALLY name my child that

  • @emmathomas7211
    @emmathomas7211 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The brand name "The The'" got me Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @nknerfdart1317
    @nknerfdart1317 Před 3 lety +653

    Mom: “Cora. She’s perfect.”
    Nurse: “I’m sorry, Cora is an already taken name. I’d recommend Cora_bigsis76notadopted, and there’s also Corathe_godpostStatusnoob81.

  • @hippopowerade1320
    @hippopowerade1320 Před 4 lety +2924

    “What’s your son’s name?!”
    “P-“
    “Paul?”
    “No, penisdestroyer69”

  • @Ozzy_Osc
    @Ozzy_Osc Před měsícem

    "Taken" Computer: *username taken*

  • @someweirdstuff1256
    @someweirdstuff1256 Před 2 měsíci

    we gonna be going to the library of babel with this one 🔥🔥🗣️

  • @legittranquilo3382
    @legittranquilo3382 Před 4 lety +715

    “What is your sons name?”
    Me: P A S S W O R D

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ Před 4 lety +3614

    Lady: I want to name her... Jane.
    Doctor: Sorry, that name’s taken. You can try xXSuperJane123Xx, Janestheboss373, or Cookie_Jane3000.

  • @UninvitedDog
    @UninvitedDog Před 8 měsíci

    Bro really did that with the thumbnail called predictions

  • @le_mew4519
    @le_mew4519 Před 9 měsíci +7

    the thumbnail did not age well

    • @Nah-et9nk
      @Nah-et9nk Před 9 měsíci +2

      Is it because twitter rebranded to "X"?

    • @yellowstarproductions6743
      @yellowstarproductions6743 Před 27 dny

      ​@@Nah-et9nk it is possible

    • @yellowstarproductions6743
      @yellowstarproductions6743 Před 27 dny

      If it has to do with Twitter's recent rebranding, then yes
      But if it has to do with unintentionally predicting Twitter's logo change, then no

  • @Turtler-ifym
    @Turtler-ifym Před 4 lety +444

    "Your son is so cute,what's his name?"
    "GAYLORD69"

    • @ferwan
      @ferwan Před 4 lety +3

      BusDriver69

    • @elifsngulsmr
      @elifsngulsmr Před 4 lety +3

      The likes were 99 and guess what? It's 100 now bcs of mee 💕

    • @elifsngulsmr
      @elifsngulsmr Před 4 lety +1

      @@ultraaatf rude.

    • @clueless_aldc
      @clueless_aldc Před 4 lety +2

      Ultraft if u rlly didn’t care u wouldn’t have bothered writing that comment 😕

    • @elifsngulsmr
      @elifsngulsmr Před 4 lety +1

      @@clueless_aldc Thx :)