The 10 Things That All Flat Earthers Say
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- čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
- So it's been a minute since I made my response to the Globebusters, and for two months now I've had to listen to flat earthers spew the same nonsense in the comment section of that video, day after day. Now that I'm intimately familiar with their most popular and most ridiculous talking points, I thought I would put them all together in one clip for a vigorous debunking.
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Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?
Me. Still reading, whered they all go?
me
Wassup
@@rwirwillie487 does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any
Sigh, me too, getting disappointed
Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis
😂😂
Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!
the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
@@coin4898 your skills are
@@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.
I once argued with a guy that the earth was round. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it was flat, but eventually he came around.
I lol'd 😂
I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting
stolen
It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?
Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro
If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
imagine how the news would be tho
"a man dies after being pushed from the edge of the earth by his own cat"
FACTS!! Go, therefore, and tell it on the mountain!! CATS ARE PUSHY! This is my favorite comment.
lol, record climbing to peaks but none have reached the edge, lmao
That’s so funny I’m sitting in my bed at this very moment wearing a graphic t shirt that says that exact sentence
Love it😂😂😂
To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”
I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well
I think dave said that in one of his videos.
It was a monkey the way I heard it.
@Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.
@Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?
Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots.
It’s offensive to idiots.
Its funny how dumb they are
@@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people
so they should be called fuckheads
Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people
@@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads
I just clicked on a video of flat earthers saying that they didn't believe a globe because they didn't see a curve and the first thing I saw was an ad for glasses💀💀
XD
Even CZcams knows these guys are idiots
They need glasses to see it
😂😂😂😂😂
Well, the government and the scientist will not let us have glasses sadly😞
“Because oceans do not have wings”
**furiously scribbles down notes**
I always wondered why the Oceans didnt just fly into the sky oh wait I NEVER wondered that
The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.
Mind blown.
I think you mean the bottom of the disc
1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂
Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol
TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!
“Oceans don’t have wings.”
Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*
@@boterlettersukkel You didn't use enough RedBull
Red bull gives it WIINGS, not wings
Very good 👏
Just turn on Airplane mode lol
checkmate science
“U seem to think outer space is a vacuum cleaner“ was gold😂
This is what happens when people get their "Science Education" from Hollywood movies.
The first thing that came to mind was the one scene from Spaceballs. I almost died laughing. XD
I came back to this video after 4 years just for that line.
Everything is CGi to them😂🤞🏾 you forgot to mention this.
ok
Well you can’t prove that one wrong cuz even nasa admits it and space ex landing rockets back down seems so fake especially when leading scientist and engineers say it’s impossible
Don't forget the fish eye lens and the air bubbles in the water haha
Also, no mention of “you can’t go to Antarctica”.
Look at the horizon
“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”
Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]*
Stand name: *[The World: Flat]*
Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard
Stats:
Power: None
Speed: None
Range: None
Durability: A
Precision: None
Potential: None
BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol.
It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.
AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe
My classmate is an idiot
You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know
Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.
Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.
Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol
The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.
This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.
Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs
In meteorology last week we were talking about maps and globes. One of my students said, "If we only used globes in elementary school there would be no flat-earthers."
Also, I like how they say "Well, if were going so fast, why can't I feel it?"
Bro, take your car.
Go for a drive on the highway.
Set it to cruise control.
There, congrats you are now going fast in a certain direction. Can you feel it?
Barely?
Yeah thats because of you size proportional to the acceleration.
Repeat after me: You can't feel constant velocity, you can only feel acceleration & deceleration.
Now, explain that to @missdebbie6791 [1 day ago, on "Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 3: Airplanes"].
I'll wager you cannot get through to her. She's "seriously researched both sides", you see!
Kepler law says its does has to accelerate and decelerate in order to stay 365.24 days as year orbit though?
Nah they should just take their car and drive 160 miles per hour into a brick wall
@@bryanrmcnair01 yes, the earth does accelerate and decelerate somewhat as it goes through it's orbit, however the issue is that it takes the earth 182 days to accelerate to top speed and then another 182 days to decelerate to it's lowest speed. The change is not fast enough to trigger the puny motion sensors in our ears.
@@justinz2561 Or just open the window and see that nothing changes, and nothing special happens and they still won't feel a thing, even if the car is moving at 160 miles per hour :D lol
Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.
Lol same-
Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.
@@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?
@@BOFRDASLEEPER yes
@@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people
atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time
I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4.
Edit: wow this was so long ago
Everyone take a shot!
lol
Epic
Same
smh
This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years.
Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same.
My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”
Last dude might be joking
Yeah. It's understandable bc of our map protections. Even us that grasped the concept of no directions in space and no bottom of a globe tended to still think of the west to east, north to south, left right up down map when picturing the world. It can be tough to break. Lol. Like the furthest eastern point of the US is actually in Alaska bc of the 180th meridian passing through the Aleutian Islands. But that would feel "west" or "left". Lol
I respect you.
Shmort.
And a question ... would an audience of flat earthers be a "flatulence" ?
Lol definitely.
Yes lol🤣
Well played @DavidM2002, they are a windy bunch of gas bags.
same as their thinking.... Stinky, loud and no excuse 😂😂😂😂
Indeed. Profound, yet universally precise.
Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real
Bruh I'm a dino earther
nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube...
*EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*
The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth
That's a planet made by a Wombat God
EARTH HAS NO SHAPE
formless earther
if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning.
edit: why is this comment getting so many likes
edit2: stop pls
edit3: omg stop
that was actually kind of funny lol
Fire comment
Under rated comment
Seriously underrated comment. 😂
eh kinda copied coment but heres a like
edit: wow people are stupider than ever they don't even know what the word "kinda" means also heres some proof: czcams.com/video/KyD8VIK032o/video.html&lc=UgyszRqozVwVgucGk9V4AaABAg
10 types of flerf trolls:
1. The one who shouts *"Dave Farina is arrogant!"* and *"Weiss has good arguments"*
2. The *"the earth is flat because bible!"* type
3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious
4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes
5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing
6. *"I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude"*
7. *"I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx"*
8. I don't understand it so it's not true!
9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions
10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it
You having to explain to grown adults the difference between a bird and the oceans is wild
I asked a flat earther to play basketball, he brought a frisbee.
This is epic tier comedy.
@@Attaxalotl No, It actually happened.
@@larissamatingane4513 *THIS IS THE NEWEST HEIGHT IN STUPIDITY!*
@@lmao1660 Excuse me, talking about me or the flat earther??
@@larissamatingane4513 obviously about you, like bruh how do you expect to play basketball without a frisbee, like omg u must be stupid to try play basketball with a basketball 😔🙄
He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.
It's the intellectual kind of angry
Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.
This is called "passive aggressive" :)
That's beyond passive aggressive.
But still not the super mad state.
He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.
I had a former friend who stayed at my apartment when he had nowhere else to go, and one day he insisted that the earth was flat and the government was supposedly lying. I just kept my cool until stepping outside and walking a bit from my apartment, but once he couldn't hear me, I cracked up laughing
My experience: You cannot convince flat earthers, because they want not to know, but believe. Plus they're very often just way too stupid to even understand what you are telling them
Yep, and they're typically emotion-based thinkers, rather than logic-based ones. They're compelled by a fear of institutions, or the romance of being part of a revolution, or just plain insecure about their own intelligence. Generally, they really *_want_* the Earth to be flat, because it validates them personally, in some way.
Hey, man, I'm a born-again believer in Christ, and a fully-committed follower of Jesus, and even I don't believe this flat Earth thing could ever possibly be real. In fact, I want to go on record as declaring that I rebuke the flat Earth nonsense in the name of Jesus.
@@user-tc5pl3zw3h What Jesus has to do with this?
@@TheCrankshaftRotator OK, you know how most scientific types feel Christian beliefs are completely incompatible with logic, emperical evidence, and rational thought? Well, my point is that despite my sincere and unshakeable faith, I STILL can't get along with these nuts. It's just a little self-deprecating humor.
@@user-tc5pl3zw3h I mean the Christian belief isn't exactly anti-science it's just anti-stuff-that-suggests-the-earth-wasn't-created-by-God like evolution and big bang. I don't recall anything in the Bible suggesting that the earth is flat or isn't round and some bibles even have drawings and covers depicting a round earth so there isn't really any reason for Christians to believe in flat earth.
POV: You're in the comments looking for the flat earthers.
yep
yes where are they at?
@@charlestonianbuilder344 Hiding from the facts, no doubt.
You are goddamn right
@@Blipy Delete that. If flattards can read,they would be very upset.
ye earth is not flat or round its a round ball kinda sqiusted prooply spelled it wrobg
I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_
*"Just like your basketball,"* I replied.
He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then.
I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head.
*"See the ball?"*
_"Yes."_
*"It's all in shade?"*
_"Yes."_
*"That is night."*
I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head.
*"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."*
Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.
You're the coolest teacher for that.
@@vince_c Thanks.
That's a great way to show how it works!
You are awesome for doing this :)
@@UpperDarbyDetailing
After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.
Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.
That’s a 5Head quote
I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand
except for professor dave explains
true my friend.
THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT
WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO.
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_
This is perfect!🤣
Ok? And? Lemme see said photos
Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!
@@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.
@@sandgorgon7431 ???
POV: *you're looking for flat-earthers' comments*
Damn you got me
@Lazmo 2k Ye there seems to be one who posts flat earth questions, never responds to answers then deletes the threads. Possibly they disappear when they delete the account and create a new one. If you ever want to save posts from one copy/paste is your friend.
Yup
Ye i was
Pov yes
The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."
Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.
Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.
I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.
One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.
I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭
1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars!
2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.
Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck
This generation is screwed.
*their
@@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing
@@damianryan9859 No.
It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet.
They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.
@@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.
"Oceans don't have wings"
See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers
Sea that the oeans have no wings?
I apologise
What you're saying
@@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke
Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level
True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers
Flat Earther: Water can't curve!
*Dave proves him wrong*
*Spherical tear rolls down Flat Earther's cheek.
😂😂🤣🤣
Lol
Distorted by gravity, at that... But still curved
EWARANON is the way to truth
Sphere seems to be a universal, default shape. Balls are really flat squares...Please! 🤣😂🤣😂
"Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."
Xd
Oops I mean XD
Cuz you funny nan
Yes I can relate
Gervais quote
Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.
Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!
Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.
That ought to become a classic!
@@neptune_782 - This may be the best metaphor I've ever heard. I'm stealing it, and will never give you credit.
Hahahahahaha
People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..."
People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"
Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.
@@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are
Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.
@@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.
Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.
You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”
Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!
Or that southern hemisphere exists.
💯 😂😂😂
Yo when the ocean have wing💀
@@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks
"Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.
Agreed.Also nice name
Edit: Awww man the name changed
Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple
Team fortress two
crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings
Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)
Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck.
Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today
😂😂😂😂
I Frankly was trying to find such comment
You make me want to suicide myself
@@granthoover9045 Sounds like something a Hoover would say.
Poor vaccums
Do any of us remember the kid in school who always said "Why do I need to study math, science, biology, social studies and history? I'll never use them in real life!" Well, that's how we got flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, science deniers, history deniers and sovereign citizens...
I've heard of, "Why do I need math for?" IRL, but not for science and biology yet.
"The nation that does not know history is doomed to repeat it."
My favorite quote. It also kept me engaged in those boring ass history classes. Then again, I had a history teacher for a mom, so I already knew most of the important bits. History was doomed to be boring for me. 😅
And right wing people who think Jews and Muslims are sons of devils talking about evil and trying to take over the world. Yes people are very ignorant and stupid. Arguing with an intelligent person is hard arguing with an idiot is impossible. That's what these people are. They are part of a cult filled with ignorance and stupidity.
I see them all the time
Felt like that too -- hated it all, but I stuck with it. Actually I love numbers so I loved math, but the rest I learned by reading excellent literature over the years. I'm always stunned when flat-earthers deny numbers, while sitting at a PC.
POV: You are scrolling down until you find a comment from a flat-earther
Yeah:(
Yes.
I Will stop and do a checkpoint right here
Yes, thats me
yep
arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible
-A Wise Person
Its very Sad honestly.
It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.
@@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓
I agree. *has flashbacks to middle school, shudders*
"Birds have wings."
The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.
I completely agree
disappointing to re-tell to an adult
i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings
" birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*
@@MEZw3r yes
There is a guy, Scifun, he said:
Soon there will be only one thing we can do to make flat earthers back into normal people. Send them into space. And then let them out in a spacesuit. And when they say "the round helmet makes things look round!" just tell them how to take it off.
lol
Lol. Beautiful idea.
thats exactly what i was thinking!!!
LOL
LMAO this brightened my day so much hahahahaha.
“bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”
😂😂 that made me laugh... can I borrow this quote please 🤣
@@maxdimitrov7240 how the hell does it say 8 days instead of 1 week like usual
so funny
@@minaashido518 must be a glitch, says 12 days now
Invalid analogy
there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"
That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck
6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video
@Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR
prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers
I agree mr quackity quack
Scientists in 1969: We landed on the moon!
Scientists Today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*
scientists in 1000 BC noticing that the bottom of an obelisk in the distance cant be seen while on top of another obelisk: "oh cool, because I know the hight and distance of these two obelisks, I can use this to measure the curvature of the earth to a startling accuracy even by what would be standards to 3000 years in the future!"
scientists today: "no, the moon does not make things cold"
Do y’all think scientists still deal with us out of duty or lack of funding?
@@Gobackto4chan The more support they get, the more funding the government the people vote in will give them. Therefore it is in their best interest to teach the public.
Sad isn't it
Worse, scientists have largely abandoned discussing science with the public. I can't even blame them as the anti science crowd got bigger and far more aggressive.
“oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit
Really brings this meme into perspective:
1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020"
2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"
Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all
I am the 69th like
Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂
Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.
Dave's Laws:
1. Birds and insects have wings. Oceans do not have wings.
2. Water curves.
3. Vacuums do not suck.
screw relativity, this is revolutionary XD
More like common sense
@@SamuelAdams0, common sense based on simple observation. When people are brainwashed, they are blind to what is right in front of them, as their leaders gaslight away.
@@Johnny.Fedora can't tell if this is a flatearther or not what has the world come to
Yeah vacuums are cool, they do not suck
Solar system according to flat earthers:
O o o - o O Ø o o
Lol 10/10 comedy
Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune should be O. They are bigger than the others.
@@Npfifyfour_ O . . - . o o o o
@@MogusaMogusa Perfection
O • • _ • o ø o o .
flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one CZcams video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it
Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!
Being watame is better than stupid >
sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.
@@nathanGC__ what is a watame?
@@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V
Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"
Now that's a legend!
And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so
That will suck, lol
and birds fly because they have wings
who's to say their all adults?
Fun fact: Flat earthers have tried to prove the earth is flat but they accidently proved it was a globe
@Jocelyn Corbeil all the models they use to prove flat earth have major flaws, whereas you use a globe model everything makes sense, I think it’s time to tie some flat earthers to weatherballoons if there’s no other way to convince them…
@@thebackyard7661 You could go with a telescope to the beach and make pictures from a 90 degree angle straight ahead and Show them the Stars instead of Land or something else
"A 15 degree per hour drift." -- Bob Knodel
They always do that
@Jocelyn Corbeil I wonder if they'll find the game stellaris, where there is a small chance you will find a legit flat planet that is inhabitied
The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.
"Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings" I've never laughed so hard in a science video before hahaha
my dad was a flat earther and I started doing research to debate him and have his mind.
I found you and used your talking points to debate him over if the earth was flat. I eventually convinced him and now he is a proud "globe earther." Thanks homie
@@michaelgoldstein8516 lol, yeah!
Y..you saved him….I didn’t know it was possible
You actually changed somebody's mind? My experience has always been like banging my head against a brick wall. It feels so much better once you stop. Gratasuarus Rex (that's a BIIIIIIIG grats).
That's fuckin sick.
Based as fuck!
@@cozmothemagician7243 yeah, it was a miracle
Arguing with a genius is hard. Arguing with an idiot is near impossible
Factual
lol;
Stolen
@@lukethompson7740 Nobody cares
Dunning-Kruger Effect
You know what they say, “an argument with a smart person is hard but an argument with a stupid person is impossible”
All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂
If the Earth was flat, why haven't the cats knocked everything off the edge yet?
How is this the funniest thing I have read all day 🤣🤣
Stop that, you stuck a vision in my mind of every cat in the world batting objects off the the flat-tards ice wall.
Shhh! Just keep on telling them it's Turtles all the way down!
@@Peekaboo-Kitty I love TURTLES
Checkmate catheists!
I love flat earthers because they remind me that there’s always someone more disappointing than me.
Same
true
Sometimes it’s the little things that make you appreciate yourself.
I'm sorry, but I might have to steal that!
@@amylou7991 I have to use this one myself, thanks.
Today I learned that oceans don't have wings. Thanks Professor Dave 👍
U dumb we never saw oceans having wings!
@@emmanuelafalla2817Hey Dummy!
That’s the Joke!
I’m sure I could find somebody who thinks they do, I mean we already have people who believe in a flat earth. 😭
As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.
lol, I have a pillow that says that
Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings is the best statement ever.
You have to speak in very simple terms to these people... :D
r/brandnewsentence
NB. Penguins, ostriches, and emus all have wings, but are noticeable by NOT flying. Oceans, on the other hand, have no definite form, could have wing-like form it the container it is in had a wing-like form, but it still couldn't fly.
😂
Yes
“Hopefully you have heard of rain.”
*Me, α resident of the Mojave Desert:* What is this magic sky stuff you are speaking of?
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
DO NOT
@@georgesmithpatton6382 I just did =)
Why is the first a a greek letter?
LMAOOO HAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH
I've had a flat earther ask me how could rockets possibly work in space if there's no oxygen. When I explained it's because the rocket's fuel system contains an oxygen tank that it brings along for the ride, he was blown away, like what a revelation!!
Some also think the stars need oxygen to burn..
I’m surprised he understands that fire needs oxygen
Atleast he didn't try to blindly deny it and was just surprised
Oh my god the flashbacks to "stars are literally on fire and need oxygen, science says we can't breathe in space so it's lying"
@@hor80 Well... Stars don't actually burn
I had one flathead trying to convince me that gravity did not exist. I made short work of him
Him: Gravity doesn't exist
Me: How do we stay on the ground then?
Him: Air pressure.
Me: If it were air pressure, then we'd all be floating because the air pushes against us from all sides equally. This is scientifically proven. Thus we'd be at an equilibrium and be floating. And we could then "fly" anywhere we wanted
Him: No...the pressure pushes down towards the earth. The weight of it pushes us down
Me: Do you hear yourself? "The WEIGHT of the air pushes DOWN...." In order for it to push us "down" there has to be something pushing the air down towards the earth. Why doesn't it push us up?
Him: I dunno. Maybe because there's something pushing the air down towards the earth?
Me: Like......?
Him: .....
And poof...he was gone like a fart in the wind....
the analogy at the end is wild
Flat Earthers when they realize that they are breathing in the AtmoSPHERE and not AtmoFLAT: *visible confusion.*
*DIES OF ROUND*
Imagine if it was called a AtmoCUBE
Hmm, a good pun joke.
Underrated comment
@@jackmclaughlin9911 Minecraft Air Blocks
"Oceans can't do this because they don't have wings"
*Taking notes*
It's going to be a hard one for the test tomorrow
@@Zacatk23 Let me catch my professor telling me that oceans dont have wings
thats a funny one
LMAO
Pedro Guerrero Ribeiro fuck I dont understand i think I’m gonna fail the test
The r in earth stands for round, the f in earth stands for flat, and the b in flat earther stands of braincells
Waiting for somebody to get whooshed...
@@OculusLimeill do it for you
BUT THERE IS NO F OR R IN EARTH!1!!1!1!1!1w,el,qlapsdllekfjfjejej🎉i🎉😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂🎉😅🎉😅😅😊😢😊😢😊😊😢😊😊
DAYUM they got roasted 🔥🔥🔥
@@gegagedigedagedaoh What do you mean? If this was part of the joke, consider me WHOOSHED!
To clarify, I am a globe-earther.
Flat earther when they realize that their balls are round and orbit each other : 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨
Dave : say it together, vacuums don't suck.
vacuum : thanks guys 🥺
This is underrated
Wouldn't vacuums be useless if they didn't suck?
@@marijaskocic8754 so pretty much they either suck or are useless😿
@@billygillespie1284 Yes that's how a vacuum works
@@marijaskocic8754 woooowwww that’s kinda rude ngl
Props to the Earth’s core for keeping flat earthers on it and not just letting them float into the void. Now THAT’S some insane self control!
The earths core after another year of this B.S: aight I'm out
Lol
Good thing the Earth's core is chill.
Ironically.
Hahaha omfg
but.. what about the atmosphere
Can I just say I love the fact that you’re still replying to some of these comments? Like even years after making all of these videos and calling out all these people, you’re still roasting them. Keep up the good work man, both on and off YT.
I know, right? And he does it for a lot of other debunk videos, some serious dedication.
The best thing I ever saw was a flat earth leaflet - "The Flat Earth Society, offices around the globe" lolol
Lmao 🤣
Sometimes I try to use words I don't understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis
That sounds very pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
But don't we all love our Sciencism ? :-D
That is so antidisiplimartism
Ahhh, seeing the light! Becoming green with envy!
Omg I'm weeezing... xD xD xD
"oceans don't have wings" not until you chug a can of red bull into it.
How much red bull would one need to pour into the ocean for it to fly?
Red bull should market that to Flat Earthers, WE CAN GIVE ONE PART OF YOUR IDEOLOGY MEANING
Actually, the earth is flat, so you only need HALF a can. For the coke, you only need a pinch. That stuff is stronk
Carson Owens Call me wooshed but I think this comment is a joke
@@r4ryder388 he was joking
I grew up in an actual church cult, and while they weren't flat earthers (which I'm a little surprised at now), they did buy into many other conspiracy theories. It's fascinating and astonishing to watch your video and see the similarities between some of the statements of faith that flat earthers make to the statements of faith that the cult church made.
Most churches are corporations that could not tell you squat about the word of God because they only know the traditions of men. God's word and science are in perfect harmony. Religions and scientists are where the problems are.
Blurblurblur
@@ZachFroggington-oy8sz solid and cogent argument that has made me rethink my entire worldview 🙏🙏
I have never met someone who thought the Earth was flat, however I did know one person who thought that gravity was generated by the Earth's spin.
Actually earths rotation counter the effect of gravity. That means that objects weigh less closer to equator than further north or south. There are several videos out there showing this.
@@James_Randis_Spirit yes indeed exactly my point, however I could not convince this person of that fact, I couldn't convince him that gravity was a function of Mass, not rotation.
I haven't tried to explain to him that your weight was 1/6 that of Earth's on the moon.
Because the moon was only one sixth the mass of Earth.
It just didn't register with him
the current model of gravity is a lie though. relativity is unscientific nonsense. Space does not "curve" around mass. The formula working out is completely disconnected from Einstein's verbal interpretation, yet it is presented as if it proved his interpretation. Same with basically any physics dogma such as QM or the Big Bang. There is no logical connection between the formula and what Einstein claimed it described. The formula to calculate the gravitational force is identical to the one to calculate the acceleration of charges, only the constant is different, but the structure and nature of the acceleration is identical, yet nobody claims that charges bend space to attract each other.
They are both just forces. there is no bending of space, and the typical calculations in physics that supposedly show length contraction are just semantic ways to interpret a formula, not a description of reality. For example, you can model any force with a vector, but the vector could describe a punch, a thrown stone, gravity, an electric force, a magnetic force, etc. Obviously those are wildly different things, but they are mathematically modeled the same way. If I gave you a vector calculation without context, you could not tell what was modeled with it. Same with Einsteins formula. His claim that "spacetime" is connected and bends is completely subjective and irrational, and even if it was true, that information can not be carried with the mathematical model, its just one potential interpretation that he came up with. It does not make any logical sense, but it is just taught dogmatically alongside the formulas and experiments as if they proved his interpretation of them. Same with the QM, which even states that it just forces someones subjective interpretation onto you like a dogma despite as the irrational claims that follow.
@@sshreddderr9409 I'm with ya.
A theory is unproven. Yet some like the (THEORY) Of relativity is only that. A theory.
That doesn't stop people from treating it as though it's solid proven fact.
POV: you’re looking for a flat earther to argue with
Lol
go to newest comments and you’ve found them
czcams.com/video/WmqE2cRFbPU/video.html
Llooll
Jeez
Well, if earth was flat there would be slimes spawning everywhere
😂
Wait slime chunks exist, WHERE
@@Npfifyfour_ Yellowstone. Though it might be a bit warm and corrosive trying to get them.
@@Npfifyfour_ where you stand there is a 12.5% chance of it being a slime chunk, slime chunks are 16x16 meters wide and 1 in every 8 chunks are slime chunks however slimes only spawn in the mantle
@@DanielQwerty wow cool i am going to farm them and make a business
I've come to the conclusion that flat earthers simply can not grasp the size of earth. That's where most of their confusion comes from, they just can not grasp the scale.
when it comes to flat earthers, their grasp isn't even as long as their arms.
Especially with how a lot of their evidence is that “I can see a ship over 4 kms water” or “water is always flat, so it can’t curve around a sphere”
4 years, 100,000 comments, and you still reply to some of them. legend.
I love how flat earthers try to disprove gravity with buoyancy, which literally uses gravity in its equation.
agreed
Yeah Down with Flat Earthers
Ye that was the craziest thing to me when i would argue with flat earther, also them telling me the moon wasnt real and not moving or something, which you disprove in 1 week after buying a telescope
@@wilihey1425 i just know the fact that you didn't win the argument.. flat earthers are too dumb to listen
They don't believe in math.
“Vacuums don’t suck.” Honestly the only thing that sucks here is the flat earth theory lol
But this is a _very_ common misconception. Did you never read that if the skin of a spacecraft (or even aircraft) were punctured the air (or crew) would be 'sucked' out--rather than 'blown' out by the higher interior pressure? Did you never hear that "Nature abhors a vacuum"--despite the vast majority of the universe being, more or less, a vacuum?
Incidentally, vacuums are terribly hard to attain and maintain for we earthbound mortals simply because of the ever present atmosphere in which we live. Despite the decades that have since passed, I still remember all too clearly the tedium at university of plotting pressures as an oil diffusion pump ever-so-slowly did it's best to produce a hard vacuum before my lab time ended!
@Paul Morris I was just quoting him, also when there’s a hole in the spacecraft they are “sucked” out because when the air rushes out of the ship, it carries the passengers with it.
yes they do, fuck empty spaces
Stop spreading propoganda. Vacuums suck. Fuck em, fuck the lot of em. Nobody likes empty spaces anyways, get your shit together vacuums.
Vacuum doesn't suck, pressure expells.
Imagine 20 people stuffed in the car. As soon as you open the doors, a bunch of them are gonna spill out. Does that mean outside "lack-of-people vacuum" sucked the inside "more-people air"? No, they were so tightly packed that upon release they all just expelled outside.
Like air pressure, where molecules keep bumping into each other and fly away in the opposite direction after a collision (sometimes). If the opposite side is open (vacuum) and not occupied by same air molecules bumping into each other, they get expelled out.
Back to the analogy, what if the van people were tied around with a thick-ass rope? Even after opening the door they won't fall out. People that had learnt that outside "lack of people vacuum" sucks, would get really confused by this phenomenon and say this is a hoax. But you my friend now know that the people were expelling out by their own means, and now they are tied by a rope so they can't.
Debunking flat earth in 1 word: sunset
Debunking flat earth in 2 words: flight paths
Debunking flat earth in 3 words: but why though?
Debunking flat earth in 4 words: why do seasons work
[edit] in the replies they've already done to part 8
9 Words: what does the government have to gain from this
10 words: why, when your altitude increases, does the horizon recede back?
Debunking flat earth in 5 words: Just pay attention in school
Debunking flat earth in 6 words: Show me a map that works
debunking flat earth in 7 words: stars are different in north and south
Debunking flat earth in 8 words: There's a ship, but too far away, disappears
This is a big one to me, it's impossible to have an accurate, practical map of a globe Earth, but flat-Earthers should have the most demonstrably accurate map. Whoops, I used "demonstrably" instead of "look it up" or "think about it."
Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat
Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this
Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well
Yes
Lol yes
"Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."
Yh
@@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿
Even as a round-earther I felt attacked when you said I didn't know how a vacuum cleaner works. So in retaliation, I went to Google and learned it.
“I’m gonna learn and improve myself! That’ll show you!” I have no idea who you are, but you’re awesome.
Still waiting for pics from the edge......
Still waiting on non CGI pics of the sphere....I'm sorry, the pear shaped, I'm sorry the oval shaped earth. Y'all need to make up your damn minds.
@@wakefulworm4471 your ignorance is not an argument. And talk about making up minds… no 2 flat earthers can agree on anything
@@wakefulworm4471still waiting for you to get some b*tches
@@wakefulworm4471IM SORRY BUT DID YOU LISTEN TI THE VIDEO?????? AND SECOND THERE IS NO, “cgi” that is that good in 1971! In 1971 what type of, “cgi” could have made a video of that AND all the countless photos, videos, and HUNDREADS OF OTHER WAYS TO PROVE EARTH IS ROUND but your just gonna say, “ohhhhh another brainwashed guy”
I'll send you a picture
“The ocean does not have wings!”
Not until you throw a Red Bull in there. Take that, gravity
You still need gravity to be able to fly
@@scorpionvenom27 ssh don’t tell them
Oh, so THAT’S why my bottle of water was weird.
Lol
He knows. Take 'im out boys.... beep boop beep.
“The ocean doesn’t have wings” that fact that we need to explain to another human is insane in my mind
hold up
oceans... don't have wings?
didn't know that one.
Unfortunately there are far more idiots on the planet than we'd like to think.
“oMg ReAlLy?!1!!1!1!”
my new favorite quote XD
No lie, I had my 9 year old debate a flat earther.......and WON!
I know this video is four years old but I’m glad I found it. I’m a little shocked at how many people believe the Earth is flat. Thank you for making this video.
why u gotta do my man "stock image of a person at a computer clipart" dirty like that he seemed chill but you made him a flat earther
As a former flat earther for about 5 minutes, I’m glad I’ve seen this. That was a weird night, my food might have had some alcohol that night.
5 minutes is actually the time you need to graduate in flat earth theory
How to win a argument with a flat earther: Show them a picture or video if earth if they say it's fake tell them to prove that it's fake
oh, you reminded me of a line in a book, "callahan's key".
half the story is about a large group of people moving from New York to Key West Florida.
"a few years later i found myself missing New York. i had another drink, and the feeling passed."
happy that u regained sanity. but why were u insane in the first place?
The internet's a dangerous place, and it's easy to fall into rabbit holes. I'm glad you had the intellectual honesty to challenge your beliefs with contrarian ideas.
Imagine having to tell someone that oceans don't have wings
Just... stop.
imagine being a flat earther
Oh I normally see a man named Gianluca nearly every day when we are not on social restrictions. You made me miss him 😥.
That's how stupid flat earthers are...
@Joe Smith Yeah, it's not like Flat Earthers don't have any scientific knowledge or anything...
This is Sarcasm. I have to point this out, because so many people mistake sarcasm as something else on the internet.