What's The Most Dangerous Place on Earth?

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  • čas přidán 19. 01. 2013
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  • @pikoparty3038
    @pikoparty3038 Před 5 lety +5753

    In conclusion; never dig straight down

    • @theseed2199
      @theseed2199 Před 5 lety +61

      Conclusion kill mosquitos!

    • @Misanthrope537
      @Misanthrope537 Před 5 lety +37

      Or is it?

    • @shezadsalman3891
      @shezadsalman3891 Před 5 lety +111

      You mean: Never dig straight down otherwise huh?
      I cheat death because I always bring a bucket of water with me.

    • @AyoHarold
      @AyoHarold Před 5 lety +19

      I got banned from life

    • @lucychen7702
      @lucychen7702 Před 5 lety +36

      Nice Minecraft reference

  • @dc8890
    @dc8890 Před 4 lety +4145

    That feeling when the Vsauce music kicks in.

    • @windblazeanims6253
      @windblazeanims6253 Před 4 lety +79

      When I hear that I know shits going down right there and then

    • @faktablad
      @faktablad Před 4 lety +9

      When I first heard it it reminded me of this Herbie Hancock song: czcams.com/video/ccnq6OXAIaM/video.html

    • @mrhashbrown8283
      @mrhashbrown8283 Před 4 lety +8

      That moment when something happens in your life and Vsauce music plays

    • @mriganksonawane1277
      @mriganksonawane1277 Před 4 lety +2

      It's just like the undertaker intro, just nerdier.

    • @dreamsunclesuncle6717
      @dreamsunclesuncle6717 Před 4 lety +1

      It really sounds like an google Easter egg

  • @ena012
    @ena012 Před 2 lety +2088

    Imagine being on a mountain and then a voice behind you says “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here, what is the speed of falling?”

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 Před 2 lety +4356

    Vsauce, a teacher who can make class attendance 100%

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro Před 2 lety +10

      100% class attendance every 5 months or so.

    • @Wavpro
      @Wavpro Před 2 lety +28

      @Lil Yeet Because of interesting topics and interesting ways to present them.

    • @kellythemadirishman2886
      @kellythemadirishman2886 Před 2 lety +3

      Closer to 200%

    • @Arrhy
      @Arrhy Před 2 lety +20

      I bet students from other classes would try and sneak out to get some Vsause in their brains

    • @insertgamertag5369
      @insertgamertag5369 Před 2 lety +3

      @Banana Hammock I promote that teacher to teacher of the decade

  • @comradecommie7144
    @comradecommie7144 Před 4 lety +12122

    I’ve played plague inc and can confirm stupid fricking Iceland is the safest place on earth

    • @latronko3320
      @latronko3320 Před 4 lety +1308

      1. Greenland
      2. Iceland
      3. New Zealand
      4. Madagascar

    • @zarsiw
      @zarsiw Před 4 lety +213

      i play a similar game (the mobile app infection) and the two places that never get infected are always madagascar and greenland, so i usually start with one of those

    • @NotRainbowOfTheLego
      @NotRainbowOfTheLego Před 4 lety +104

      Made In China if you start in iceland it would take years to infect all of em

    • @2500hd_idk
      @2500hd_idk Před 4 lety +48

      Made In China yes

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ Před 4 lety +51

      Greenland***

  • @leonie6363
    @leonie6363 Před 4 lety +6654

    2:58 I'm sorry Michael, but this is where you're wrong. We all know that when water touches lava, it makes obsidian..

  • @chip9688
    @chip9688 Před rokem +52

    3:26 i thought he was gonna say “i highly recommend you go jump into a volcano” 😭

  • @oli-the-turd-8349
    @oli-the-turd-8349 Před 3 lety +75

    ‘but falling into a molten lake is the most spectacular way to go’
    how nice

  • @leomathlein3658
    @leomathlein3658 Před 3 lety +5765

    0:00 I'm so used to modern youtube that i though he was gonna say "93% of you are not subscribed"

  • @fluxbird
    @fluxbird Před 4 lety +20878

    "it is easy to think of the plague as something of the past" man i miss 2013

    • @Doomguy617
      @Doomguy617 Před 4 lety +286

      JoJo Reference
      Do be cognizant that advances in sanitation and medical treatments are helping to curb the spread, something they did not have back then. Michael said it himself in the video, we have antibiotics for the bubonic plague. What we don’t have is a cure or vaccine for chinese coronavirus: something that would cripple some for life and kill most elderly and immunocompromised individuals if allowed to spread unchecked.

    • @Doomguy617
      @Doomguy617 Před 4 lety +129

      @JoJo Reference
      And said cure is..? You, my friend, are the brick wall. And I am the unfortunate man stuck butting my head into it, thinking it will budge.

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 Před 4 lety +123

      @JoJo Reference Somebody with JoJo in their name and a furry as their pfp cannot lecture anyone, about anything, at all.

    • @hodarov1564
      @hodarov1564 Před 4 lety +68

      @JoJo Reference it's flu not flue, which is a part of a fucking chimney.

    • @luvvsushi6581
      @luvvsushi6581 Před 4 lety +18

      JoJo Reference but here’s the thing it’s been at least 5 months and we still have no pure cure for it so it can still evolve and have a greater DNA strand

  • @whitty2513
    @whitty2513 Před 3 lety +103

    'Where is the most dangerous place on earth'
    The staircase when you turn the lights of

    • @shikupo
      @shikupo Před 2 lety +4

      The bathroom when the lights go off and you still have your eyes closed

    • @sarapadeti1125
      @sarapadeti1125 Před 2 lety +1

      @@shikupo when u feel someone's behind u

    • @G0blinM0de
      @G0blinM0de Před 3 měsíci

      Omori reference?

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE Před 2 lety +13

    4:04 Cracow and Milan remembered to draw their Bubonic Plague Circle

  • @ellioron
    @ellioron Před 7 lety +17842

    Hey Vsauce Michael here,
    93% of humans are dead
    And as always, Thanks for watching.

    • @memespdf
      @memespdf Před 6 lety +411

      This comment has 69 likes so i will not like it

    • @alexisdiaz4217
      @alexisdiaz4217 Před 6 lety +235

      memes.pdf I like the way you think

    • @bbcradio7180
      @bbcradio7180 Před 6 lety +131

      Luke
      Who the hell were these 176 people who liked this

    • @vrodie4348
      @vrodie4348 Před 6 lety +25

      W

    • @tc-zl5rs
      @tc-zl5rs Před 6 lety +85

      Now there’s 369 people who liked this, 300 people didn’t understand

  • @__Pre
    @__Pre Před 3 lety +8998

    On Mount Everest there is 1/3 of the oxygen from the sea level. Solution: breath 3x faster

  • @yfzjrxyocygctjfxzrzyfighxd6492

    I love how he just chilling and randomly starts talking and a camera suddenly appears

  • @danwhitehurst9592
    @danwhitehurst9592 Před 3 lety +330

    The most dangerous place on earth is sitting next to my wife when she’s mad at you.

  • @SnowPaw404
    @SnowPaw404 Před 4 lety +14275

    The most dangerous place on Earth, is Earth - with a 100% death rate

    • @lazarus9594
      @lazarus9594 Před 4 lety +1566

      99.9% As there have been 3 deaths in "space" (defined as 100km/62ish miles above the earth) and if a little bit more leniency about the actual border it would be 18 people. So Earth is 99.999999999% Space is 100% since everyone that has gone to space has died. Everyone who has drank water has died.

    • @TheEthalon
      @TheEthalon Před 4 lety +96

      Snow Paw .. mind blown

    • @SnowPaw404
      @SnowPaw404 Před 4 lety +75

      @Alexander Vanderon ah, thanks for reminding me

    • @moisesperez-rosario8507
      @moisesperez-rosario8507 Před 4 lety +121

      Every one who drank water hasn’t died because of babies who die at birth

    • @zachcoughlin5282
      @zachcoughlin5282 Před 4 lety +95

      South Jersey Gambler but they come back to Earth and die. So everyone who has visited space has died making it a 100% death rate

  • @tribecalledzest2093
    @tribecalledzest2093 Před 4 lety +3267

    A guy threw a bag of “organic material” into lava.... we all know that was a body

  • @bgordon5205
    @bgordon5205 Před 3 lety +59

    This guy talks about the most mind blowing things ever that I have never ever thought about.

  • @RobCCTV
    @RobCCTV Před rokem +12

    This reminds me: I once worked with a guy that used to work in a giant metal foundry. He told me that in one part of the factory, giant slabs of just-off-white-heat slabs of aluminium were rolling along on the roller conveyor line. A guy who was new to the factory was being shown around. Aluminium at that heat looks cool. It does not glow like iron. His protective clothing did not let him feel the dangerous heat, so when he accidentally sat on one of those slabs there was an immediate explosion of pink steam and only the bottom part of his legs remained.

    • @timwanghk
      @timwanghk Před rokem +2

      Yikes...

    • @RobCCTV
      @RobCCTV Před rokem +1

      @@gregoryford2532 The aluminium may "only" get to 660C, but there is so much stored energy in an ingot that it will instantly turn an entire erson's body fluids to vapour. The rest of the man was probably blown away with the force of the explosion. Not saying his bones etc. disappeared as such, just scattered afar in an instant.

  • @alexdavidson2327
    @alexdavidson2327 Před 7 lety +2069

    The area with the highest consistent death rate is none other than...
    Rainbow Road

  • @binod524
    @binod524 Před 8 lety +3725

    the CZcams comment section is the most deadly place on earth

    • @avanicole6700
      @avanicole6700 Před 8 lety +73

      Seriously? No likes for this comment? Tough crowd.

    • @b_a_nned
      @b_a_nned Před 8 lety +30

      Give this man more attention!

    • @armadyl1212
      @armadyl1212 Před 8 lety +10

      +Deo LeBrundo The Internet is on Earth.

    • @mistermeister1368
      @mistermeister1368 Před 8 lety +5

      I don't know what you're talking about! We're very intelligent, civilized people!

    • @armadyl1212
      @armadyl1212 Před 8 lety +5

      *****
      No, only if you buy one for me.

  • @NerdSquadron143
    @NerdSquadron143 Před měsícem +4

    When he said 93% I thought he was gunna add “have not subscribed”

  • @justaninksearcher
    @justaninksearcher Před 2 lety +18

    Taco Bell restroom

  • @aruvirk587
    @aruvirk587 Před 5 lety +5196

    Thanos: Destroys half of living human population.
    Malaria: Hold my beer

    • @benjibean8431
      @benjibean8431 Před 5 lety +45

      You are so right.

    • @gautam8072
      @gautam8072 Před 5 lety +42

      But he also destroy other species

    • @gautam8072
      @gautam8072 Před 5 lety +118

      @brett the joke is that Thanos destroy half the universe and then malaria as a person was standing with a beer and gave it to Thanos as he kill half the people who existed
      And r/woooosh

    • @kivuntuntija
      @kivuntuntija Před 5 lety +72

      Mosquito: hold my blood

    • @ruckersaito596
      @ruckersaito596 Před 5 lety +44

      brett r/woooosh

  • @ouo897
    @ouo897 Před 7 lety +949

    "What is the most dangerous place on Earth?"
    Obviously the core.

    • @Earl466
      @Earl466 Před 7 lety +4

      BloodMoon Gaming no outside your bedroom is my worst place! XD NO I AM SIRIAS

    • @archyneverpicked
      @archyneverpicked Před 7 lety +1

      +John Cortez sonar says otherwise bruh

    • @archyneverpicked
      @archyneverpicked Před 7 lety +7

      ***** how then? Where does the magnetic field come from if its "not how they described it?"

    • @SundanceMLD
      @SundanceMLD Před 7 lety +4

      BloodMoon Gaming obviously the sun

    • @locngoduy1571
      @locngoduy1571 Před 7 lety +20

      Vanoss Awesome "on earth"

  • @-Rens01
    @-Rens01 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Fun fact: the elephants foot in Chernobyl has so much radiation you would get a lethal amount in only 5 minutes, the radiation has since died down a bit but it’s still very hot and very radioactive

  • @Cottycott
    @Cottycott Před 3 lety +6

    7:15 you really gonna do deathnote like that 😒

  • @achyuththouta6957
    @achyuththouta6957 Před 5 lety +2325

    Mosquito - M'Lord ,M'lady
    Lord and Lady- M'Laria

  • @Ye___89
    @Ye___89 Před 4 lety +2813

    Michael: casually plays Rubiks cube and suddenly says 93% of all people are dead

  • @itsra6931
    @itsra6931 Před 2 lety +25

    I always rewatch your content once in a while. Even though i don’t always understand the topic, i can understand the significance of what your saying. I appreciate the content you gave/give us Michael.

  • @creekchub9714
    @creekchub9714 Před 2 lety +3

    His transitions are so legendary

  • @Zigby_
    @Zigby_ Před 7 lety +1096

    0:25 when you here that music you knows shits about to get real

  • @notmyname6127
    @notmyname6127 Před 7 lety +2374

    San Andreas in GTA 5, definitely the highest crime rate

    • @joelrivera6824
      @joelrivera6824 Před 7 lety +81

      AwesomeDrifterX Los Santos is the city, San Andreas is the state.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Před 7 lety +1

      +Joelington Really?

    • @chewy2752
      @chewy2752 Před 7 lety

      Joelington wouldn't Blaine county count too

    • @carlyrussell8461
      @carlyrussell8461 Před 7 lety

      There not talking about pretend things I know San Andreas is bad in real life and but not as bad as the games

    • @notmyname6127
      @notmyname6127 Před 7 lety +27

      Carly Russell
      _that's the joke_

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Před 11 měsíci +5

    *Michael gets abducted by aliens*
    Aliens: hey...Michael...Vsaucer here

  • @monkeyonbuilding3236
    @monkeyonbuilding3236 Před 3 lety +3

    The problem with the most dangerous animal charts is they say something is dangerous based on how many people die. Not by stuff like what makes them angry the percentage of them getting angry or whatever the percentage of survival when put in these conditions etc.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 lety

      Exactly. There are only so many people in Australia.

  • @jouzu2477
    @jouzu2477 Před 4 lety +3787

    6:50 I grew up in Juarez and hearing that 10 people have been killed in a day is so common that it's almost normal. At this point I barely react to the news counting the people who have been killed.
    Interesting story: When I was in primaria (Elementary) a person was killed right in front of the school. I don't remember if he was killed in the place or they just throw it in there. From my classroom's window we were able to see the body. And then, my teacher continued the class normally, at the time I didn't give it too much importance, but later when I told this story to people not from Juarez they went crazy and I realized how fucking crazy is the situation in Juarez. A dead person was laying in front of an elementary school and they just continued the classes normally

    • @UrMomsNewBf
      @UrMomsNewBf Před 4 lety +27

      tldr 🙄(it’s a joke CALM THE FUCK OUT)

    • @hamiltonmcgregory3179
      @hamiltonmcgregory3179 Před 3 lety +416

      I live in el Paso just right across the border from juarez and my dad would always tell me stories of the crazy shit hes seen down there. One story was him and his friend finished working on a car so they were just hanging out drinking in the yard my dads friends owned and they heard this really loud screaming. They peek over a wall to see whats happening and they see a girl running and before they could do anything a car turns the corner and speeds towards the girl, they slam on the brakes right behind her and a few dudes get out pointing guns at her. Shes screaming and begging in Spanish to go home and apparently my dad said they didnt day a single word (im pretty sure its because they weren't talking loud enough but who knows). They were circled around her and the only thing my dad heard was the sound of a shotgun cocking. He said he ducked down cuz he didnt wanna witness a murder happen but nothing happened just more screaming then silence. His friend said to come back up and when he did they were driving off. She got abducted right in front of them. My dad said it fucked him up for weeks to point he stopped going to juarez entirely. Now he lives in denver still getting drunk working on cars but with no abductions as far as he knows lol

    • @hamiltonianpathondodecahed5236
      @hamiltonianpathondodecahed5236 Před 3 lety +18

      @OP So u r a lucky guy who's still alive

    • @Dzombic_
      @Dzombic_ Před 3 lety +15

      😨😰

    • @ApocryphalFish
      @ApocryphalFish Před 3 lety +118

      My dad lived in Ermita Zaragoza in CDMX, he told me that once going back from college , a bunch of dudes with machetes were walking towards him, then someone recognized him, and told the others to leave him alone

  • @krishgoel3021
    @krishgoel3021 Před 3 lety +1637

    "You were teleported from wherever you were to Mt.Everest"
    Me who was bathing:

  • @kimberleywarren5033
    @kimberleywarren5033 Před 3 lety +14

    I love that no matter how old a Vsauce video is, the comment section is still thriving with new comments. I love you all, you curious minded besties

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 Před 2 lety +1

      I don’t love you

    • @Healp145
      @Healp145 Před 2 lety

      @@simplesimon8255 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D::D:D::D::D:D::D:D::D:D:D::D:D::D:D::D:D:D::D:D::D:D:D:::D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D::DD:D:D;d;d;d;;d;D::D:D::D::D:D::D::DL:D:

  • @unusualfableshindi7416
    @unusualfableshindi7416 Před 3 lety +8

    If only my teachers were like him, at least I would've died considered as a good student.

  • @exskiderex4562
    @exskiderex4562 Před 5 lety +2411

    anti vax kid:*exists*
    mosquitoes:its a -me malario

    • @juliaaajames1259
      @juliaaajames1259 Před 5 lety +60

      Vaccines don't prevent malaria

    • @VoidedLynx
      @VoidedLynx Před 5 lety +78

      jamesrei there is a new malaria vaccine although I believe it is 43% effective due to how complex malaria is. But hey it’s better than nothing

    • @amingandrei
      @amingandrei Před 5 lety +19

      Let's a go infect the world

    • @sayospecter6731
      @sayospecter6731 Před 5 lety +7

      But first, we need to talk about Plasmodium.

    • @felixtemann1477
      @felixtemann1477 Před 5 lety +13

      It's free real estate.

  • @ContenderSlender
    @ContenderSlender Před 7 lety +348

    When he was talking about malaria a mosquito landed on my arm

  • @dakotahrivers6640
    @dakotahrivers6640 Před rokem +7

    How is that videos made 10 years ago hold up better than any other content on youtube? It still feels so fresh and new, Vsauce made the blueprint for this kind of content within youtube.

  • @WardoTheWeirdo23
    @WardoTheWeirdo23 Před 2 lety

    I re watch all these prime vsauce vids the way he used to present these subjects is so calming

  • @emanueldestiny
    @emanueldestiny Před 7 lety +989

    what about the restroom at Taco bell?

    • @pogbadab3602
      @pogbadab3602 Před 7 lety +39

      Emanuel Johnson it gets radioactive in Der

    • @blxck.9
      @blxck.9 Před 7 lety +5

      Emanuel Johnson 😅

    • @Liam-ne6lx
      @Liam-ne6lx Před 7 lety +3

      Emanuel Johnson bruh😂😂😂

    • @RishiJalukar
      @RishiJalukar Před 7 lety +6

      Emanuel Johnson Lol

    • @lil_keybo
      @lil_keybo Před 7 lety +31

      Emanuel Johnson if the food doesn't kill you before you get to the restroom.

  • @peytonbrekeen5536
    @peytonbrekeen5536 Před 5 lety +526

    Thought the title was
    The most dangerous planet on earth

  • @Shivvy10
    @Shivvy10 Před 7 měsíci

    This man and his videos are timeless. It's hard to tell whether a vidoe is either 10 or 2 years old

  • @bizuplays
    @bizuplays Před rokem

    I love how he just talks and then, asks and the music plays

  • @monsieur1936
    @monsieur1936 Před 3 lety +1337

    “Half of the world has died from malaria”
    Me who once got infected with malaria: heavy breaths

  • @mymindisdigital
    @mymindisdigital Před 5 lety +2174

    We live in a society
    Or do we?
    *vsauce mucis starts*

  • @SubhojitDey
    @SubhojitDey Před rokem +5

    Even after a decade these videos make me wonder at 3am. What a legend.

    • @7sOPGAMING
      @7sOPGAMING Před 8 dny +1

      You aren't getting better sleep you could get into heart problems Stay Safe

    • @SubhojitDey
      @SubhojitDey Před 6 dny

      @@7sOPGAMING yeah i try to man. But i sleep for 7-8 hours at whatever time i sleep.

    • @7sOPGAMING
      @7sOPGAMING Před 6 dny

      @@SubhojitDey sleeping at night is superior than daytime

  • @benjaminstevens4468
    @benjaminstevens4468 Před rokem +2

    He also throws a tank of propane into a volcano, and has a video of himself in a heat-resistant, protective suit, at the ledge of the inner most crater of a boiling cauldron of lava. Bubbles popping a few meters below and spattering the walls in places that look higher than where he is at. Geoff Mackey, the dudes a straight up savage.

  • @bonustoast8421
    @bonustoast8421 Před 5 lety +934

    “For every person alive, There are fifteen people no longer alive”
    Me: *quickly glances around*

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Před 4 lety +35

      I see dead people.
      About 15 wherever I go, lol.

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 Před 4 lety +9

      Thanos: GG EZ

    • @dixiechickallie
      @dixiechickallie Před 4 lety +2

      Man the it could be the hottest or coldest place!

    • @creepymaestro2843
      @creepymaestro2843 Před 4 lety +3

      30 if you're not a coward

    • @salm6331
      @salm6331 Před 4 lety +3

      You in a little room vs the entire 🌎

  • @fun_nuggets2514
    @fun_nuggets2514 Před 4 lety +2518

    Michael: *happily solving rubix cube*
    Also Michael: “Hey Vsauce, Michael here! 93% of all humans who have ever lived... are dead

    • @benja7423
      @benja7423 Před 4 lety +13

      golden gaming0007 rubik’s*

    • @kibot8988
      @kibot8988 Před 4 lety +25

      Benja74 no one asked

    • @benja7423
      @benja7423 Před 4 lety +4

      Waleed Ahmed your not involved in this, fuck off

    • @boredidiot1640
      @boredidiot1640 Před 4 lety +16

      @@benja7423 ok

    • @why3217
      @why3217 Před 4 lety +17

      Benja74 we didn’t ask for your opinion either

  • @kesaranpasaran2630
    @kesaranpasaran2630 Před 3 lety +4

    This video may be updated any time soon

  • @spitfire7482
    @spitfire7482 Před rokem +2

    When he told about how many people die i felt sad, like imagine how many people that watched this video already passed away

  • @andreasomalley8342
    @andreasomalley8342 Před 4 lety +559

    Probably my basement with the lights turned off and the door closed.

  • @COYADD
    @COYADD Před 7 lety +200

    I hope he introduces himself to strangers by saying exactly what he said in the first 10 seconds of this video.

  • @Eggplanty123
    @Eggplanty123 Před 3 lety +13

    4:17 hahahhahaha HAHAHAHHAHAH 😭

  • @ThisIsSP4RTAN
    @ThisIsSP4RTAN Před rokem +2

    Seriously hard to believe this video is 10 years old

  • @abdullahalsaadi5991
    @abdullahalsaadi5991 Před 6 lety +1867

    malaria = thanos

  • @solarflare2722
    @solarflare2722 Před 5 lety +2222

    Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
    Me: 0:50

  • @jediwarrior1355
    @jediwarrior1355 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how you can never tell where he is going with his next sentence

  • @RC-Controlled
    @RC-Controlled Před rokem +2

    Can’t help but feel like we got the plague’s sequel, and this video may need one too

  • @t.d.writer1589
    @t.d.writer1589 Před 5 lety +584

    Thanos: *erases half of living creatures*
    Malaria: all of that without a drop of blood

    • @poopfart65
      @poopfart65 Před 5 lety +10

      Tai Ketchum oh trust me... there would be blood.

    • @caydenl.4878
      @caydenl.4878 Před 4 lety +3

      Quit stealing comments dog

    • @VenomFNyt
      @VenomFNyt Před 4 lety +4

      Dab Dab why ? It’s worth reposting good comments. We would never see them if it were only postable once lol.

    • @caydenl.4878
      @caydenl.4878 Před 4 lety +3

      @@VenomFNyt i saw this one right above another with the same format

    • @MikeJProto
      @MikeJProto Před 4 lety +3

      @@VenomFNyt Yeah, but they could at least give credit?

  • @stutterjones1821
    @stutterjones1821 Před 4 lety +238

    Humans: blow up a nuclear facility
    Animals: Its free real estate

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru Před 4 lety +1

      Nice pfp

    • @Eeenn
      @Eeenn Před 4 lety

      I wanted to like but it was at 69 likes

    • @AmyJo2138
      @AmyJo2138 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Eeenn : (doesn't ruin it)
      The other 74 people who liked:
      *69 was never an option*

  • @ebeneezerscrooge2942
    @ebeneezerscrooge2942 Před 9 měsíci +1

    In 2004 camp anaconda in balad iraq was supposedly the most attacked base on the planet at the time. Sustained rocket/ mortar attacks, lasting days at a time. Who knows how true it is but that was a hell of a time.

  • @michaelm4550
    @michaelm4550 Před rokem +1

    Interesting fact : London Ontario has the most serial killers per capita. Not because it's dangerous but because it's a surprisingly big city despite having a low population

  • @pasxsxz9020
    @pasxsxz9020 Před 3 lety +687

    i like to imagine vsauce gets in an argument and someone says where is the most dangerous place on earth and he just answers like this

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis Před 3 lety

      SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>

    • @enflamedhuevos
      @enflamedhuevos Před 3 lety +11

      @@idkanameforthis bro stop

    • @potatoslayer69420
      @potatoslayer69420 Před 3 lety

      @@idkanameforthis what the f-ck dude? Stop

    • @alexcollymore
      @alexcollymore Před 3 lety +1

      Why do you think we hired him?

    • @alexcollymore
      @alexcollymore Před 3 lety +5

      @@idkanameforthis just disliked all ur videos also wtf why do u have so much content like burning down forests and running people over like that's just fucked up

  • @SkaterMisterAxe
    @SkaterMisterAxe Před 8 lety +185

    So if my oven is 5 degrees Celsius then is lava 20 degrees? Sounds nice, I would love to swim in that

    • @everlastingspring2514
      @everlastingspring2514 Před 8 lety +56

      Your oven must suck.

    • @avanicole6700
      @avanicole6700 Před 8 lety

      20 degrees would actually be cold. I live in America, so I don't know Celsius very well, but most pools are around 80 degrees Fahrenheit, and 20 degrees Celsius is 68 degrees Fahrenheit.

    • @alvaromuto671
      @alvaromuto671 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ava Nicole well, just in case you want to know (I'm from Europe and moved to the US a year ago so I'm very familiar with both systems, plus I'm studying chemistry), to find the temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit, you need to multiply the temperature in Celsius by 1.8, after that you add 32, to do from Fahrenheit to Celsius just subtract 32 from the temperature in Fahrenheit and then divide by 1.8

    • @ingolfwiebegroel9536
      @ingolfwiebegroel9536 Před 8 lety

      +Ava Nicole lol then if you don't know about something just learn about it

    • @prumchhangsreng979
      @prumchhangsreng979 Před 8 lety +1

      +Ava Nicole 20c° are cold 😂😂 I live in cambodia and we use celsues(c°) ...... u are right.... 20 it pretty much COLD

  • @akashsom8357
    @akashsom8357 Před rokem +2

    This video feels like that it was uploaded yesterday.

  • @thevoid3246
    @thevoid3246 Před rokem

    you were one of my earliest youytube memories with your video about horror vs terror and I just wanted you to know

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +756

    I can imagine a tardigrade just watching this and laughing at us

    • @Creatic58
      @Creatic58 Před 3 lety +3

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache
      Lol

    • @bingus5723
      @bingus5723 Před 3 lety +41

      Goddamn it why did you sell your soul to dominate the comment section and not the world

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 Před 3 lety +5

      Why u here

    • @hotsauce6967
      @hotsauce6967 Před 3 lety +3

      Mustache spell regen backwards that is you

    • @mujdaameen4609
      @mujdaameen4609 Před 3 lety

      its you again! :D

  • @druewade7191
    @druewade7191 Před 4 lety +873

    Imagine starting a conversation saying “Hi my name is**** and I’ve had and survived the bubonic Plague” like how do you top that? That’s kinda a major flex. Edit: whoa thanks for the likes lol

    • @BadDayLp
      @BadDayLp Před 4 lety +22

      Drue Wade Hi, nice story. While you where in hospital I got laid at least.... Twice. *micdrop* I outta here boys

    • @allens1hater466
      @allens1hater466 Před 4 lety +3

      Drue Wade Fr, best youtube intro ever

    • @Prince-ye8yv
      @Prince-ye8yv Před 4 lety +22

      "hi my name is *** and i survived the coronavirus"

    • @pacomoreno190
      @pacomoreno190 Před 4 lety +1

      Hi, my name is ________, and I haven't fallen asleep in any of my college lectures 🙃

    • @brandonjohnson4150
      @brandonjohnson4150 Před 4 lety +1

      I survived the corona virus

  • @soisaus564
    @soisaus564 Před rokem +1

    2:32 transitions from dying in outer space to dieing in lava
    Me: AMONGUS REFERENCE!!!!!

  • @KirbySaysE
    @KirbySaysE Před 11 měsíci +2

    7:32 not trying to be mean or anything but this number is off because not all of the murders in Murder She Wrote were in Cabot Cove.

  • @AdamPiper
    @AdamPiper Před 7 lety +260

    Woah, 100% of deaths result in death.

  • @30Rubiks
    @30Rubiks Před 3 lety +1987

    *Michael falls off cliff*
    Random person at the bottom: Omg this cliff is so dangerous! Are you okay?
    Michael: While it is true that this cliff is dangerous, is it really the most dangerous place on Earth?
    *Vsauce music plays*

    • @vaporouselm9932
      @vaporouselm9932 Před 3 lety +34

      Science is scared of Vsauce

    • @MarshioPK
      @MarshioPK Před 3 lety +3

      OMG HI RUBIK'S

    • @30Rubiks
      @30Rubiks Před 3 lety +3

      @@MarshioPK wait how did you even find this comment from 4 months ago on a Vsauce video xD
      ALSO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING HOW!?

    • @MarshioPK
      @MarshioPK Před 3 lety +2

      @@30Rubiks Ikr?

    • @idkanameforthis
      @idkanameforthis Před 3 lety

      SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>

  • @ZandGorji
    @ZandGorji Před 19 dny +1

    I believe there is an error in the video at timestamp 7:19, regarding the analysis on the Cabot Cove murder rate. You say that there were 274 murders of a population of 3,500, making Cabot Cove's murder rate 1,490 per million inhabitants. However, 274 murders of a population of 3,500 equates to a murder rate of 78,285 per million inhabitants.

  • @LeonZaneFigueira
    @LeonZaneFigueira Před 2 lety

    your videos are timeless and always HD

  • @ohboy1113
    @ohboy1113 Před 4 lety +757

    Hold up. Lava’s only 4x hotter than my oven?
    *ideas forming*

  • @lucasgatrell212
    @lucasgatrell212 Před 4 lety +329

    *"Half of earth has died to Malaria"*
    Plasmodium: "I am inevitable"

    • @xxx-sx3hp
      @xxx-sx3hp Před 3 lety

      Coronavirus I AM THE MASSSTERRRRR

    • @ultralaggerREV1
      @ultralaggerREV1 Před 3 lety

      X20x50x
      Coronavirus: allow me to introduce myself

    • @adisonlee8614
      @adisonlee8614 Před 3 lety

      these comments and replies are just too funny to watch

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před 3 lety

      @Issac_YT34 nope

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před 3 lety

      Fact:malaria killed more humans than any disease.
      Not half of the human that ever existed because it's too stupid to believe that
      But it killed more than any disease.
      Corona virus is merely at 10m

  • @ThatOneKid5323
    @ThatOneKid5323 Před 3 lety +5

    Red sus he sabotage 8:00

  • @tfkwarrior7991
    @tfkwarrior7991 Před 2 lety +1

    Its 2022 and I'm still watching these (:

  • @froot_
    @froot_ Před 4 lety +538

    now i know that the scene in Madagascar where the shark falls into the lava is scientifically accurate, nice

  • @rainymeadows3447
    @rainymeadows3447 Před 7 lety +919

    4:06 "What's the most dangerous place on Earth?" Apparently not Poland

  • @soisaus564
    @soisaus564 Před 2 lety +1

    2:33 *transtitions from dieing outer space to dieing in lava*
    Me: AMONGUS REFERENCE!!!!!

  • @shobanchiddarth_old
    @shobanchiddarth_old Před 6 měsíci +1

    1:59 Michael warned those 5 people about the Titanic Submarine

  • @SnipFred
    @SnipFred Před 4 lety +330

    1:45 Me: *Afraid that I'm gonna be teleported*

    • @Aiden-vg4xs
      @Aiden-vg4xs Před 4 lety +4

      Don’t worry, technology hasn’t advanced that much.

    • @1-Eleventeen
      @1-Eleventeen Před 4 lety +13

      Pumpedalc2010 who said technology? Micheal would just teleport you with sheer will and spite.

    • @vanzwho854
      @vanzwho854 Před 4 lety +13

      We already have the technology, allow me to demonstrate:
      /tp @SnipFred 27.9881° 86.9250° ~

    • @luisp.3788
      @luisp.3788 Před 4 lety +4

      @@vanzwho854 RIP Snip Fred

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron Před 4 lety +1

      @@vanzwho854 Damn, you beat me to it.

  • @morris6684
    @morris6684 Před 3 lety +282

    “God Mount Everest is spawn killing me again”

  • @josevargas1820
    @josevargas1820 Před 2 lety +3

    _Where's the most dangerous place on Earth_
    Latin America: *Allow me to introduce myself...*

  • @bentoth9555
    @bentoth9555 Před rokem +1

    Your number for Cabot Cove is off. There were 264 episodes, but a lot of those took place in other places with Jessica traveling.

  • @OttosAudio
    @OttosAudio Před 7 lety +1595

    Life is the deadliest thing on earth, you can't survive it forever. No-one can.

    • @bleach3347
      @bleach3347 Před 7 lety +76

      Otto's Audio not even chuck norris?

    • @emilianobarrios1388
      @emilianobarrios1388 Před 6 lety +29

      Otto's Audio that's deep dude

    • @ERIC-rm8kn
      @ERIC-rm8kn Před 6 lety +90

      Otto's Audio
      But what if I buy quick revive??????

    • @crims8102
      @crims8102 Před 6 lety +13

      Otto's Audio
      I'm 14 years old, and that's deep

    • @Kav2990
      @Kav2990 Před 6 lety +4

      WOAH SO CLEVER.

  • @Ares_gaming_117
    @Ares_gaming_117 Před 8 lety +965

    nuketown 2025 has seen thousands, if not millions of deaths in less than a city blocks length

  • @ahegaosquidward9091
    @ahegaosquidward9091 Před 3 lety +2

    4:29 that number is actually a little higher

  • @thecreaturecalledpete1511

    The most dangerous place on earth is my house when I come back after detention.

  • @giginapolereyes8076
    @giginapolereyes8076 Před 5 lety +514

    They always ask what's the most dangerous place in the world, but they never ask how's the most dangerous place in the world

    • @laughingstar3945
      @laughingstar3945 Před 5 lety +20

      Why's the most dangerous place in the world.

    • @vc_whatever
      @vc_whatever Před 5 lety +15

      When's the most dangerous place on earth?

    • @mayday2947
      @mayday2947 Před 5 lety +17

      Whomst've's the most dangerous place in the world?

    • @yerischerries3010
      @yerischerries3010 Před 5 lety +6

      Who’s the most dangerous place in the world

    • @munchiemac4484
      @munchiemac4484 Před 4 lety +6

      The short awnser to all these questions is quite dangerous

  • @rz4109
    @rz4109 Před 5 lety +175

    My dad traveled a lot when he was young. He got malaria twice. he said he never felt worse but luckily he survived.

    • @ihavnestronks8709
      @ihavnestronks8709 Před 5 lety +2

      RZ410
      I have a question?
      How Christian are you

    • @thatguy.9886
      @thatguy.9886 Před 5 lety

      How do you get a disease twice?

    • @DreamJM
      @DreamJM Před 5 lety +21

      @@thatguy.9886 That's like saying how do you get the flu more then once. Fucking stupid.

    • @blufakenotreal4168
      @blufakenotreal4168 Před 5 lety

      Yeah totally

    • @achowdhury47
      @achowdhury47 Před 5 lety +1

      Your dad is obviously very lucky.

  • @lllluka
    @lllluka Před 2 lety +1

    1:44 Bold of you to assume that I'm not already on the top of Mount Everest

  • @decivillain9216
    @decivillain9216 Před 2 lety +3

    1:55 I would rather fall of the summit of Mt Everest.