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I have Lizard aids!!!! (this is the new meme btw its lizard aids) đ
Bet dat cuhhh
i have squaids
Yes
Deez
He has lizard aids
Cleo was the most normal sounding crazy lady Iâve ever heard
The ones that seem the most normal are always the craziest. It's a garuntee
What characterizes a psychopath is their ability to do crazy shit without regretting nor realizing the madness of their actions
here comes the doctors
@@zeflon7498 Watches one JCS video
@@misadventure5216 You know what they say
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed
I think Cleo needs to be on cold ones. Or professional help. Either one
I think she just need to go to cold ones they're professional đ€Ł
Both! Professional help on cold ones
I was fucking wheezing with laughter what the fuck went through her mind sending that hahaha
The good or bad ending
She needs to be my wifey
Cleo has forever been immortalized on the show as the most insane Cold Ones fan. Literally no one can one up her.
Well that sounds like a challenge.
I am sending a human skull
@@danb9460 Fair.
@@GlueTubbwell yeah someone could do something more insane, but now it's because they're trying to. Cleo thought what she sent was acceptableđ
wym "most insane" cleo is the average cold ones viewer
Cleo: Chad:
Sends dirty laundry Sniffs dirty laundry
SENDS BLOOD NEARLY DRINKS
BLOOD
who is more insane?
Match made in hell.
Neither, two insane people make one sane couple⊠I think.
PEMDAS it cancels out.
i would of taken a little sip of the blood
@poisoned_mercuryyea, itâs probably not blood, maybe wine. Also, love the profile picture.......I know itâs source heh heh....the funny man and rat mad playing weed games said people should put it as their profile picture ... so they did.
shout out to cleo
You know whos deez
Cleo deez nuts
Patra?
Shout out to deez
these
I like this show, it's got a cool character that's an egg. He's got glasses on.
He is also very small.
@@SaltHunter yeah, its a little fella
yeah.
Enough with this bit
Little fella
They're like Rhett and link with chronic alcoholism
for a sec i thought u said autism lmao
@@dummythicci675 Both is good
So just the aussie version
@@dummythicci675 Lmao i tought the same
and aids blood
Cleoâs package started out wholesome, it just went downhill from there...
WHOLESOME WHAAAT
@@Shobs1 fr
@@Shobs1 I think they mean the art was wholesome
Literally the wholesome part is the fanart, and then it took a sharp nose dive head first
@@ShatteredGlass916 there was ART?
Thereâs a little egg character on there! Heâs got glasses on!
This is the fifth most iconic cold ones quote, among other CLASSICS like that shit bussin and fortnite big chungus
@@IAAFMIG only a spoonfull
@@IAAFMIG only a spoonful, and "finally (insert example here)"
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THIS
Top text bottom text
If cleo is hot, that's sick
If cleo is not, that's sick
Whether or not they are hot, I feel sick.
@@BeanSproot right? Genuinely felt a little sick and also stressed out when I thought chad was gonna open the fucking thing
There isnt an unattractive cleo it's impossible
Sick
yea mate sick either way HALF WAY INSIDEEE
Cleo is number one suspect if either of the fellas goes missing.
You are now number two suspect
@@prat751 Good.
12:30 âIs that a 9 or a 1?!?!â â thatâs a 4â I freaking died
Petition to invite this random crazy woman who sent her blood on Cold Ones
I was the 666th like on this comment. Itâs the only reason I liked itâŠthey should for sure get a restraining order FOR SURE.
@@boccsayz5098 I think she's just being crazy for the clout. Idk which one is worse though.
yes
So farâŠ..
Put some respect on Cleos name
If Cleo hadnât picked up, chad would have downed that whole bottle out of curiosity. Thank god
jesus yeah
For real đđđ
nice miata đž
@@Red9419 Thank you lol. Need to update the pic because thats old but it was cheap and a super fun car.
Why thank god that would have been good
16:02 his words say âIâm throwing them awayâ but his face says âimma smoke tf outta this green herb.â
I hope they did. Herb is expensive in Australia.
I assumed it was shrooms
@@paulmitchell8714 definitely
Most definitely not herb, my friend. Something far better đ
Lmao theyâre shrooms
I feel like it's not the last time they'll have to deal with Cleo
She's the final boss
O@@puffpyfk km oko
this comment aged perfectly lol
@@kindafatkindastrong5683 how
@@kindafatkindastrong5683 what video did she show up again?
you boys need to get cleo on the show
and maybe a restraining order after that
Nah they need to just straight up send that lady some anthrax
no just send her the restraining order
Man Cleo is insane. She should be on cold ones
Same with this chad guy
@@yoda6379 yeah and then thereâs this guy called Max, feel like he should be on cold ones
@@cloud6404 yeah maybe they should drink and do crazy shit in that show too
@@chasey4069 yea and maybe they should have some famous guests come on and get wasted
Very clever Cleo...
Cleo is singlehandedly the coolest, yet scariest person Iâve ever heard of in my life. I love her.
i feel like she'd cut chad's dick off and eat it
Same
Thereâs two types of people in this world. Normal, and Cleo.
Just like Karen is word for crazy bitch now days Cleo should become one too but in the Barney's Hot/crazy scale kind of
âFinally⊠the most insane cold ones fan!â LMFAO
The ones who lives near them
No shit she sent fucking mouth blood
/doubt
@@miguelangelrt6323 shes American lol
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Chad chugging wisdom teeth blood would have been the worst thing thatâs ever been done on the show.
Did you mean best?
It won't be as bad as people drinking belle delphine's bath water
it still won't top human cake
Where
@@beamie9251 I'm sorry, but YOU DO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE'S BLOOD IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN BATHWATER
Chad: "Is this your underwear?"
Ceo: "Yes!"
Chad: *Sniffs*
the cheeky look on chads face when he says "these are going in the bin" is absolutely priceless
Smoke weed everyday
"Have you worn these?" "Yes." *sniffs them* "Yes you have." lmao
He could smell the fish
nice investigating shurlowksssswxw
I can smell the salty minge from here.
@@ShockingPikachu nah I get more of an acidic musky vibe from that crazy goblin
love how they called before they realized how insane the package was
and the context massively improved the package tbh
The amount of effort sending blood in a vial takes is insane. You'd need to mix it in with Sodium Citrate so it doesn't clot (you can get it at hospitals) and then getting it through customs is really good luck. That or Australian customs is really bad.
I love Cleo so much, please host her for a Cold Ones podcast
Shes definitely bat shit insane;though, it would be Interesting to see how she behaves and how they would feel in the presence of fatal attraction.
@@whom.d2549 sounds like content bay beeee
I just love the âmy tongue is a lab hold thisâ â chad no chad chad CHAD NOâ
He said hold my grog lmao
Honestly, that could be a one way ticket to misery haha, glad the crew had the sense to get serious lol
That's literally how you could get aids
Damn cleo really out here blowing every other package out of the water.
Out of the water into the mouth blood.
If they didnât call her, It wouldâve been pretty basic tho. The ones with actual drugs were definitely the eye catcher tho cause how tf can you send that shit through customs.
@@elijahmcmullen9671 If its shipped locally then there is no customs to worry about
backboard shattering package
i like how chad was sayin he would smell it for the bit when really that was his dream
"I'mma put that up someplace. That's cute." Totally made my day that was so sweet! Lol
Chad is a sweetie
Why do I feel like Cleo is gonna be the one to honk at Chad and feed him her sardines?
I dont think she will feed him only sardines bro
@@ThomasWooods "this is cloroform, because I want you to wake up somewhere special"
Well whatever it is its gonna smell like sardines lol
That wisdom teeth blood vial is nice. They should write with it using a quill or a fountain pen
Yes
Make a sacrifice in Cleo's name
I'm just glad it's not period blood.
@@marsrover001 I legit thought that's what it was gonna be that bitch be crazy
Okay Cleo
The Cleo one started so wholesome and just drove straight into madness.
Gotta love that Chad was cautious about eating the sardines but was fully ready to drink some random chickâs mouth blood
âThese are going in the binâ
Thatâs crazy Aussie slang for a pipe
You can tell so clearly by the look in his eyes đ
What do you think it was
@@bananaguard Looked like some good old marijuana
@@tristandudley2904 weed or shrooms, hard to tell
@@bananaguard shrooms.
Cold ones is literally GMM but packed with Aussie beer and crack
Eww why would you say that???
@@matthewhardwick8220 because itâs true
My name is deece
Piss off
The only reason I'd ever consider watching those boring boomers is to fall asleep
@@deeeznuuuts9406 theyâre not THAT bad hahah
"Im sorry you have to edit this prezo" was the most sincere thing ive ever heard Chad say lol
"my tongues a lab, hold this" Chads a legend lol
I swear chad got excited a little when cleo sent her undies
You know he's hitting her up later lol
@@nerdlord2288 LOL no doubt
We all did
He gonna be drinking a different type of blood
@@nerdlord2288 carson moment
U know how drunk Max is depending on the amount outdated memes he says.
@kamil harrison damn that was an epic owned moment
"These are going in the bin"
Cuts immediately and doesn't show them throwing away the drugs.
Me too boys, me too.
I watch this when i drink alone so i dont feel like a miserable alcoholic
Chad almost got snaids from nearly drinking Chloe's snaid blood
Snaids
Leg
He has snaids
Cleo*
Sneaker aids
Cleo: "I love you guys"
CLEARLY
im sorry i ruined the 169
Love is an understatement
Never have I been so extremely concerned, as well as entertained, by the character that is Cleo.
15:34
"Max you're inebriated"
"deez nuts"
THAT GOT ME LMFAO
whoever said "they cleared it bro" legit deserves a payrise
Scott deserves the world
Scott was IN office that day, not to be confused with Scotch, which was also in office.
@đ€ Hey! It's Peter Griffin here to explain the joke. You see, Chad was hesitant to eat something that was required to be inspected by Bio Security. However, Scott informs Chad that he shouldn't be worried as a team of professionals have determined the contents to be safe.
@@TheElvenKeys Thanks
@@TheElvenKeys and that is funny because?
âThis is Chad from Cold Ones and Maxâ
Max straight into the phone: âHEHEHE!!!!!â
The Cleo package turned wholesome so concerning so quickly
"here, try this literal dog piss from my local brewery so I can demonstrate how much I enjoy beer to you"
I can't believe Chad was actually considering drinking that fucking blood. Even the guys in the background knew how fucked that would be holy shit. 13:39
well he was chad being "chad"
it wasn't actually blood. You could tell by the way its looked. If it was blood it would have been thicker and depending on the date it would have been like a kind of like pudding when it dries up and it develops a film on top.
@@skatingfreak1670 she said it was from wisdom teeth removal so I'm sure there is saliva in it as well
@@skatingfreak1670 yeah nah it's not pure blood it's from her mouth so chances are there's gonna be some water or saliva in it
@@skatingfreak1670 Itâs most likely actual blood
Please, we need Cleo on cold ones. Just imagine what gifts she will bring with her.
YES
A knife in all likelihood
I havenât laughed as hard since the og CZcams days. You guys are hilarious
I havenât even got to the Cleo part yet & by the looks of it she sounds crazy asf đ
Cleos package started out normal with the fanart⊠and then it just went downhill lmaođ
Lmao true đ€Ł but u would send that shit too đ
@@mitaskeledzija6269 ????????
@@Max040fficial ???????????? đ€
@@mitaskeledzija6269 0-0
@@mitaskeledzija6269 huge L
Cleo is never deleting chads phone number you already know.
Chad texted her after this you already know.
@@twosquids Chad has already booked a flight, you already know
Chad is now banned in 15 different states you already know.
"Drugs"
"Let's talk about that"
-*GMM intro plays.*
Died at the pants one. God. You know you've made it when you got that devoted fans. Gonna sit through some of the old vids xx
Hey look at that cute little character, He's got sunglasses on!
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fla
@@AxxLAfriku What a funny little character we have here!
have you seen this funny little character?
@@AxxLAfriku Wait is that the funny character?
Can you imagine that!?!?!
I love how they're not that shocked about how someone send them *actual blood* and used underwear
Its max and chad, theyâve seen shit
Anyone that watched the old PO box days back in 2013 knows this is par for the course. If anything used underwear is a bit tame
These guys have eaten a vomit cake, I think this is nothing.
@@hebn. thats not tame
Dude be glad you haven't reach that dark side of the world. Once you in it, those shits stick on your mind like a dog shit. Wipe it off, and it still smells bruh. Ughh..
âThese are going in the binâ my mind: *no they arenât*
We need more of the unboxing this was great
The Toxic High school Card gum is from 1991; That gum looked severely discolored with black patches of mold on it.
That wouldnt be Max's first interaction with deadly black mold
Finally
30 year old gum
@Hi I'm Paul oney plays hasnt dropped off in quality.
@Hi I'm Paul same but what does that have to do with anything here
@Hi I'm Paul oh lol i didn't notice my bad
Love how Max immediately holds the phone with no questions while Chad goes to drink the vial of blood. Heâs either a true friend or very very drunk.
why not both
A man can be 2 things
Ok so i researched the âToxic High Schoolâ gum they tried because Chad asked how old it was and..
*How do you tell someone they just ate a 30 year old piece of gum without telling them they ate a 30 year old piece of gum?*
I mean, I think it's the least of his worries, my man out there ate/did so much worse
You could have sent them literal shit, I don't think Chad gives a damn.
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i thought it was LSD đđ
Once again, the editing was OUT OF THIS WORLD!!
I wanna know how Cleo looks like just to be able to put her on the Hot/Crazy scale.
Super glad I'm not the only one with this thought process
@@SMUDESS Okay thanks. Now I can put her on the Hot/Crazy scale.
@@ilikevideos4868 imma go with worth it. Chad better save that number.
@@SMUDESS can confirm it is
yes
not sure if someone has said this already but those Toxic High School cards were produced and released in 1991
Wow and IT even was a full Display
what year is the drywall chewing gum from, furious george?
yummy
Drywall was the official flavor of 91
Yea, and they just lost like a lot of money for tearing up the box
I don't know why but for some reason you guys help me relax and sleep so well, thank you
You make p.o. box openings actually fun, especially because you have that slight hint of crazyđ
âThis will go in the binâ as theyâre wearing smoke weed everyday hoodies đ
I donât think it was weed lmao
@@ashkechum101 it was weed
@@Xxmjc3oh3xX Probably Laced
I think the hoodies came in the same box as that baggy.
@@ashkechum101 looked like shrooms lol
âThese are going in the binâ We all know, that is not going in the bin.
We all know, that is going in the bin.
Was it weed? I thought marijuana was legal in Australia
@@flanigans1029 no itâs not
@@flanigans1029 weed is hella illegal in Australia
@@Phatpndr sad
Ay yall gotta make more of these
Glad I finally know what's in that glass bottle.
Man that Cleo package is perhaps the most genuine and insane thing
Still waiting for the day we get a funny little character with glasses as the channel mascot, possibly an egg?
A little guy perhaps
One with sunglasses on
perhaps he should wave at the audience as well
@@boboloon I'm liking that idea, and that profile pic.
@@invaderperidot thanks babe
Wow Chloe really has set the precedent for the rest of the cold ones mail time episodes
Did you not listen that whole time? Her name is cleo
16:01 LOL that little grin after. He definitely took whatever that was.
Cleo is 100% the perfect Cold Ones fan.
most sane cold ones fan lmfao
You already know this videos going to be fucking hilarious when neither of them want to do the intro
Love the intro! đâ€
Thanks!
14:16 *Max showing a persons bank details like it's the code in the back of a Pokemon Card.* This truly is the best unboxing vidoe.
âMax, youâre inebrikatedâ -inebriated Chad
I was looking for this comment
Deez nuts
I literally just rewatch Cold Ones videos all day cause there's fr nothing as good on this damn app
these always make me laugh no matter how depressed i am. but i love yall so much you guys make me smile and happy. i was planning on overdosing tonight on heroin i have been addicted to heroin for a year now and i have done nothign but ruin everything and lost all my friends. i know i did it to myself and am going no where in life so i was planning on just ending it tonight i finally got enough h to do it, but your guys videos made me actually bust out laughing and then proceed to cry so much, so atleast i am gonna stay alive tonight cause you guys made me laugh. i highly doubt anybody will see this but if you do. you guys saved my laugh by a stupid fuckin laugh. i am currently living in my car and working at dominos so i am just so fuckin done, but i will not do it tonight cause u guys are amazing and always make me laugh. i love yall so much, i have to stay a live so i can see your guys next video. this was so hard to fucking type :( ily cold ones.
You can get out of it, try going to methadone clinic it personally helped me. Now I'm almost 2 years clean.
I made that ungodly painting! It has LED lights that shine through it once turned on.
That shit bussin
That shit bussin
Bussin
Good job! It's way better then anything most people can do
That shit bussin
Cleo's a genius. It might not be the most orthodox way to be part of an episode but she did it. And everyone's talking about her and demanding her to be on the show. Absolute legend
She honestly reminds me of filthyfrank, getting the entire public's attention simply by doing insane and distasteful things. Godspeed you magnificent bastard
Iâm so glad I found you guys Iâve been so sick of seeing nothing but gaming on my CZcams you guys are the best CZcamsrs Iâve ever watched
Iâve always thought that gmm and cold ones was similar. This intro made me happy inside
Cleo is a fuckin icon. God bless. I'm proud to have her representing us ladies in this community.
same
absolutely vile and deranged. pretty cute i guess
cringe
@@boboloon Then its perfect for Max and Chad
Yes maâam đđ„°
Maxâs inner collector stopped chad from opening the diamond charmander quick af lmao
But not the school shooter playing cards.
@@deansqwilliams8821 the liquid courage blinded him lmfao
It's too bad, those cards are gonna be worth thousands in a few more years I'm sure.
1:09 the tea is quaking
Life is a sandbox game to these guys. Max and Chad are legends
If you bring Chleo on cold ones, I'll buy one of your signs.
Buy 2
Never forget Cleo.
That one's for the books LOL
Lmao, the fact I just watched GMM and them doing the intro is pretty hilarious â ïžđ€Ł