I still come back to this video about once a month. There's something so comfy about it. The music that plays when showing off the alcohol really adds to the comfiness
I’m one day clean off alcohol (I’m the type that can stop drinking for months and then go back to binge drinking) and I’m watching this to disgust myself as the flavor makes me sick to my stomach lmaoo
Tbh I thought max was a goner when he pulled his moldy pokemon figures out of their bean and yoghurt chalices, what like last year? And he's still here after breathing in a black cloud of mold.
This was the first episode I watched from you guys. I legit thought Max his name was Deez and laughed so hard back then. When I realized, one video later, I laughed even harder. This was back when this video just dropped.
I love how Max just randomly says "deez" hoping for someone to say "deez what" and in the middle of the video he just gives up and start saying deez nuts lol
This was my first cold ones video and i immediately fell in love with this hilarious duo. Now ive watched almost all your vids and they never stop making me crease :)
@@spacecadet0 Luckily I’m Scandinavian, and we learn about our ancestors in school. First of all mead wasn’t corked, obviously (although it sometimes is nowadays), secondly they didn’t actually drink mead very often because honey was rare and expensive as hell, thirdly mead is mead not wine, it’s closer to beer as far as brewing method goes.
Nice, I was expecting Stroh rum to be on here and I was not disappointed. Fun to see them light it on fire, from experience, a nice big pot lid will put it out easily, blowing not so much. My dad always takes Stroh rum on his last pancake (Danish/European, not American) with raisins and apple slices of the meal, then lights the whole concoction on fire to burn off the alcohol then eats it :D
Man i rarely open up but I'm so glad you guys upload still without these videos i'd definitely be depressed if it wasn't for you guys. I love Cold Ones!!
The last alcohol is very common here in Italy, where it is produced. My grampa used to mix it with lemon juice or other fruits extracts to make other liquors. I drank it without anything else once and instantly started coughting, which made everything even worse, since I breathed some of it and I immediately felt my whole chest burning from inside. Not a nice feeling
How have I gone this long on YT without finding this channel?! Fantastic. ..this took me back to February of 2007, i had just turned 21 in December & was „adventurous“ with trying newer and stronger liquor. I learned on my 21st (12/17/06) that chasing straight shots of Crown with Long Island Iced Teas is NOT ADVISED… I also recommend DO NOT play pong with your cups filled with Hypnotiq and Everclear. Ahhh memories. Fantastic trip down memory lane 😂 except I’m cringing Glad I found you guys lol
I was inspired to try Old J after this video. Six shots of Old J, two shots of Stolichnaya and one and a half Blue Hawaiian cocktails and I ended up losing my phone on the drunkest nights out I've ever had. Cheers mates.
Theoretically, it's quite easy to make anhydrous magnesium sulfate by heating Epsom's salt in an oven for a while. That could then be mixed with the 96% spirit, and one could theoretically experience near-100% ABV liquor. Theoretically.
They should interview people with this lineup of drinks. With the final dab being the last shot undiluted. Make people sign wavers so you don't get sued when they die of alcohol poisoning tho.
Yo! Stroh 80 is amazing! In Austria we use it for cakes and stuff. But one sip and you feel good, taste is superb. Lightly sweet aftertaste and warmer texture than whiskey.
Alcool is a classic drink here in Canada. I live in Ontario where it is actually not able to be sold or purchased, but just a few miles away across the border into Quebec it is available. It was a fun party drink for people to test themselves against. I remember one of the girls in my grade taking a nice swig from the bottle, and when she pulled away she instantly looked stoned. Was cooked for the rest of the night. They do actually just sell it in regular liquor stores, but you don't want to drink too much of it straight. It really feels like it is burning your insides.
@@textman09 I've drank rubbing alcohol on a dare. Terribly foul and no amount of chaser will get the taste out of your mouth for the at least an hour. Sore throat the next day. 1/10 wouldn't do again, even the smell makes me vomit years later
@UClAnR4nFYOeLbg5drFf3tHQ I think the warning means to not DIRECTLY drink it, so you’re supposed to heavily water it down. It’s the same with Everclear here in the states, it’s supposed to be mixed with like juice with a ratio of like 1:5 or something. They mixed it and they were fine, but as soon as it was drunken straight it was a bad time. There are some hot sauces that also say not to eat it directly and to mix it with water, but people don’t mix it so they can meme on each other
I mean we have the same shit here in Poland and it names Spirytus Rektyfikowany and it has 96% to, it's exactly the same thing. Boomers drink that, because it's quite chip and sometimes when they drink that directly they got their throat set on fire, you can search that on you tube. But mostly when it's chilly, it's safe.I drink that many times.
As a German, I'm glad you did the Stroh 80 in, the only two uses I know for it are lighting sugar cones on fire for Feuerzangenbowle and as a desinfectant when your grandma removes a splinter for you
Ive done shots of stroh several times and its actually pretty smooth for 80, with good aftertaste and aroma... goes down much better than some 50-60% drinks.. my point is, its not that bad as you or they say
It’s be a fun format for an interview show as well; you watch as the hilarity increases with the potency of each shot. And like with the novice hot sauce guests, the lightweights who visit will have a bucket for puking and some snacks to soak up the booze in their stomach before things get too dicey I imagine if that same format of Hot Ones was adopted with the gradually more potent sauces swapped for a ladder of spirits, the stories and answers would be absolutely gold once the second half of the liquor has been cracked into... boys make it happen- get that collar with First We Feast going and get that money maaayne
As someone from the UK i can say that our alcohol goes way over the top, we literally have laws that some alcohol has to be over a certain %. Yeah you read that write, "over" not under. In pubs they dont even tell you the % of a drink, you like the name? Order it and good luck finding out if its over 60%
So in the world of physics, you do know that all available high flammable fuel will burn first, right? Basically, it will burn the liquid until all the alcohol has evaporated, and then extinguish. I've done that in my hand, it doesn't even get painful until the flame has burned long enough for the bottom of the flame to heat my skin up
@@klouse7643 no offense, but this reply is posted from one of the top Google posts: It's not really the liquid burning. It's the vapors that catch fire. Higher proof equals more vapor, depending on temperature. Hold a match to 80 proof vodka at room temperature, and it won't catch fire. Hold a lighter's flame or a butane torch to it, though, and it will ignite temporarily. This is because lighter's flame is heating the booze a little, and thus generating more vapor. If you carefully heat the vodka to a higher temperature, it produces a lot of vapor, and it can catch fire and burn energetically.
this made me think of one friday night that i had like 7 or 8 drinks (yuengling,jd,crown) and on the 8th drink i felt sick and realized i forgot i had work the next day. that next day was the worst day of my life i've never been so sick.
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First
you guys are nutz let me on the show I am from uganda and I make amazing content
Btw there's something stronger it's called ever clear at 98% alcohol.
Who's joe
@@Saviour30 hey it's saviour senpai
His name is Deez
Nuts
deez nutz
Deez who
That is factual
@@sandromain Deez nuts
The part where they said
“Carson?”
“13???”
Killed me
Except that's more like Mini Ladd.
DUDE SAME!!
@@awwman6138 or edp
damn, I didn't notice him saying that, when did he in the vid?
@@PandaAsInTheCuteAnimal 6:31
I still come back to this video about once a month. There's something so comfy about it. The music that plays when showing off the alcohol really adds to the comfiness
@Mr Popo why u gotta make everything depressing man
@@zach7169 I took it as a joke lol
I’m one day clean off alcohol (I’m the type that can stop drinking for months and then go back to binge drinking) and I’m watching this to disgust myself as the flavor makes me sick to my stomach lmaoo
@@emsa5034Alcohol can’t hurt you, go outside now and buy a fireball party bucket NOW Start drinking NOW Everyone loves when you drink!
yeah lol what is it about this video that's so comfy and satisfying?
i love how max always sounds drunk, even if he didn't drink that much
he got the auto-brewery syndrome
"There's no difference in sipping it and finishing it." "I'll drink to that." Spoken like a true alcoholic
I’ll drink to that
Amen.
@@eatthebiscuit6194 I'm drinking to that.
It's spelled "Australian"
I’ll smoke to it 🍃
Chad: "Rum drinkers beat their wives" also Chad: "This rum is pretty good"
He's not married, though.
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v because he beats her
@@rogeez579 LMAO, not how it works.
LULW
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v my name is deez
14:31
I think this is the best clip out there to properly describe how it truly feels when you're drunk with friends
Yo my name is deez
Max’s pure Aussie pops out at 15:48 when he says “oi” before he starts talking. Hahaha 😂😂😂
These guys spent over $2000 purely on grog for an 18 minute video.
They're burning $100 a minute on getting wasted
Mad respect
Salute to the Admiral
patreon money bruh, but still cool
nah it's not a 100$ a minute since they don't drink the whole botles 🤓
Don't forget this is their business, they have a studio and staff, these are just business expenses
@@nxxynx5039 lmao using tax returns to get wasted
I mean they are probably just adding all of these bottles to their bar for future guests and what not.
If this is the last Cold Ones episode it wouldn’t surprise me
Why would it be the last??
@@outercores Liver Disease and Kidney Failure. 👌
@@outercores And explosion/fire accidents
Tbh I thought max was a goner when he pulled his moldy pokemon figures out of their bean and yoghurt chalices, what like last year? And he's still here after breathing in a black cloud of mold.
@@RealElongatedMuskrat the chalices were filled with pure death. I think he might be immortal
I watch this every time I'm about to go ro therapy for some reason.
Отлично!
@@ragtagdb97 I am sorry.
youll probably find out in therapy
Is your name Deez?
@@deeznuts9886 JOE MAMA!
Pro Tip: Drinking alone is less depressing while watching these madlads
Another episode of Max and Chad poisoning themselves for our pleasure
But not another podcast episode
Mike Ox
@*진Jin That sounds oddly psychopathic
literally
shit is sad
RIP Chad and Deez’s livers. You lived through the Filthy Frank age only to be done in by The Admiral.
deez who
@@pickmaster1832 deez never ending thoughts of existential dread
Deez
@@pickmaster1832 deez existential crisis im having
@@leogoga5832 deez nuts haha
This was the first episode I watched from you guys. I legit thought Max his name was Deez and laughed so hard back then. When I realized, one video later, I laughed even harder. This was back when this video just dropped.
You should watch hair cake
One of my favorites of all time. I always look forward to a Cold Ones ep, but this one hits all the notes!
I love how Max just randomly says "deez" hoping for someone to say "deez what" and in the middle of the video he just gives up and start saying deez nuts lol
14:31
@@abner9404 I think he let him have that one though
17:49
4:20
Bophades
Chad: *offers genuine insight on the taste of the alcohol*
Max: "My name is DEEZ."
Love to see them swapping roles occasionally as idiot and commentator
chad's come a long way ngl
@@toast1672 😳... you're out of line, but you're right
@@whoseworldisthis8021 character development 💯
My name is DEEZ
This was my first cold ones video and i immediately fell in love with this hilarious duo. Now ive watched almost all your vids and they never stop making me crease :)
With the amount of alcohol they drink it's mind boggling that they don't have a corkscrew on set.
I think Scott just found it way funnier to give Chad a drill instead
why, they have a drill
Nonsense, wine is for middle aged mothers and food snobs.
@@sod0m the Vikings and their honey wine, AKA mead, might want a word.
@@spacecadet0 Luckily I’m Scandinavian, and we learn about our ancestors in school. First of all mead wasn’t corked, obviously (although it sometimes is nowadays), secondly they didn’t actually drink mead very often because honey was rare and expensive as hell, thirdly mead is mead not wine, it’s closer to beer as far as brewing method goes.
Chad stops drinking for medical reasons, few months later he’s drinking rocket fuel
Hahahaha
That's the withdrawal kicking in.
@@CordovaKorde thanks for the cool fact
that gin is 17 years old and in a wooden case? should be called parkland high instead of highland park amirite
reposting my own joke bc it got buried
@@CordovaKorde Fact: most rocket fuel is straight liquid hydrogen
thx for being funny and cheering us up i’m going through some stuff rn and with out u guys ion what i would do so i love you max and chad
Ion
Hope you're still doing well Aiden 😊
Finally
Ion
omg, no one cares. Fking sob story comments
Nice, I was expecting Stroh rum to be on here and I was not disappointed. Fun to see them light it on fire, from experience, a nice big pot lid will put it out easily, blowing not so much. My dad always takes Stroh rum on his last pancake (Danish/European, not American) with raisins and apple slices of the meal, then lights the whole concoction on fire to burn off the alcohol then eats it :D
stroh are literally like gasoline lmao, i tried that last night with no cola or mix qnything and it’s evaporated when you try to swallow it
They’re literally doing Hot Ones but with Cold Ones. I knew this was gonna happen some day
that gin is 17 years old and in a wooden case? should be called parkland high instead of highland park amirite
Hot Ones is to Cold Ones as the last dab is to pure grain alcohol
What is hot ones?
@@danielcontrerasgonzalez4520 a show where celebrities eat spicy wings increasing in spiciness with each wing while being interviewed
@@TheRabidDolphin99 Spicyy, nice
Chad: *literally gagging and dying*
Deez: "deez"
What was his name again?
@the gamer deez nuts
underated comment
My name is deez
@@higg4209 deez what sir?
Man i rarely open up but I'm so glad you guys upload still without these videos i'd definitely be depressed if it wasn't for you guys. I love Cold Ones!!
The last alcohol is very common here in Italy, where it is produced. My grampa used to mix it with lemon juice or other fruits extracts to make other liquors. I drank it without anything else once and instantly started coughting, which made everything even worse, since I breathed some of it and I immediately felt my whole chest burning from inside. Not a nice feeling
6:52 "Aged in europe for 2 years, aged in the tropics for 11 years"
- _W h y they mo ve it_
F l avo r
How tf does moving it change the flavour
to give them an excuse to put barbados in the name
8:08 there is no flavor to that like that one had vanilla "BaNaNA"
@Max Mazur they have rooms for that exact reason bruh they just wanted to say it was aged in two different locations
they should keep this high percent lineup for a true hot ones parody
That's a genius idea
There will be casualties. But yes, I agree
@@waldronhohman5127 good
Yeah they should
Yes
How have I gone this long on YT without finding this channel?! Fantastic.
..this took me back to February of 2007, i had just turned 21 in December & was „adventurous“ with trying newer and stronger liquor.
I learned on my 21st (12/17/06) that chasing straight shots of Crown with Long Island Iced Teas is NOT ADVISED…
I also recommend DO NOT play pong with your cups filled with Hypnotiq and Everclear.
Ahhh memories. Fantastic trip down memory lane 😂 except I’m cringing
Glad I found you guys lol
this to me, is the definition of comfort video
it took like 20 shots of world's strongest drinks ever for the ''deez nuts'' joke to be funny again
it was funny the first time
Not true its always funny
Jesi sa balkana pavle
Nisu oni rakije probali
@Autisticni Zderpe Baš to, očekiva sam bar neki špirit, al ono jedno piće mislin bilo je blizu rakije u tom smislu
“I feel high, is zat the Absence?”
“It’s Absinthe.”
Lmfao
The absence of absinth abstinence
I've seen this video at least 15 times, I love it
*Their blood* is actually the strongest alcoholic drink in the world.
kinda wanna try it
Chad is alcohol
Average Australian
1337% Chad & Max Blood? Fuck yeah let's go!
i’d buy it
How are these two simultaneously so cursed yet so wholesome?
I was your 69th like
:Max: Err **burp** bruh :chad: I’m fukin wasted rn
Just image if the squad was complete...
my name is deez
King Remus you mean like back in the FilthyFrank days?
u guys r my fave youtubers. i smile through ur whole video
I was inspired to try Old J after this video. Six shots of Old J, two shots of Stolichnaya and one and a half Blue Hawaiian cocktails and I ended up losing my phone on the drunkest nights out I've ever had.
Cheers mates.
How the fuck did you not die, good effort lad
@@adreto2978 Didn't even have a hangover. Not even kidding...
i noticed when max gets really drunk he just starts saying he wants to kill people lmao
“let’s go kill people with guns”
Facts
"Let's spike his drink" "let's kill him" flashback
Alcohol is a drug that unmasks people. This tells me everything I need to know to be concerned. Keep an eye on that dude.
@@moonshot9056 Words have meanings.
It's just Mr. Deez inviting a homeless man for a drink. So wholesome ☺️
Who is Deez??
@@guybunchofnumbers123 (nothing personal kid) DEEZZZ NUTS
Why is the joke not funny anymore when I see it in the comments?
@@clickbaitcancer120 u too not the funny
Its Mr.Nuts to you, kid.
Glad to hear that prezoh edited this. He did a great job with Clint’s videos back in the day
Max memeing about mario and then going right into RIP Robin Williams is the funniest shit ever.
Only Chad and Max can make a show about drinking alcohol and still have a power drill instead of a cork opener.
Clearly you have never hear of the Crackhead Tazer Gremlin.
Ive got a felling max was already shitfaced before they started drinking lethal alcohol
he sounds like he smoked a bowl or two before the vid lol
gotta love the boys getting drunk and throwing up, best way to enjoy my Sunday afternoon
Good way to spend mothers day
@@teksay didn't even think of that but hellllll yea
You mean while also getting drunk and throwing up right
happy mother’s day
Monday morning 🌅😏(🥳🍻🤪🥴🤢🤮)
Theoretically, it's quite easy to make anhydrous magnesium sulfate by heating Epsom's salt in an oven for a while. That could then be mixed with the 96% spirit, and one could theoretically experience near-100% ABV liquor. Theoretically.
They should interview people with this lineup of drinks. With the final dab being the last shot undiluted. Make people sign wavers so you don't get sued when they die of alcohol poisoning tho.
I love Max's enormous drunken smile in the back, as Chad accidently commits arson.
“Accidently”
Wasn't first time for Arson, and hopefully won't be the last!
Carson??
@@Roi985 13?
The most satisfying part of this video is when he finally said “deez nutz”
Actually true😂
Damn it cody why would you spoil the ending
@@laila170 Don't go in the comment section before finishing the video mang
I'm literally waiting for him to say it bro 😂😂
The Stroh 80 is from Austria, it costs like 20 € here and we mainly use it for cooking.
Yo! Stroh 80 is amazing! In Austria we use it for cakes and stuff. But one sip and you feel good, taste is superb. Lightly sweet aftertaste and warmer texture than whiskey.
They could really do cold ones podcast where they parody hot ones buy making their guests climb that liquor ladder
genius!
Strong ones on yt
Really good idea!
million dollar idea right here
Thats genius
This is one of the rare episodes where max' brain is more crippled than chad's brain
Never mind chad got ahold of the lighter
you’re the only youtube channel that makes me literally chuckle
Alcool is a classic drink here in Canada. I live in Ontario where it is actually not able to be sold or purchased, but just a few miles away across the border into Quebec it is available. It was a fun party drink for people to test themselves against. I remember one of the girls in my grade taking a nice swig from the bottle, and when she pulled away she instantly looked stoned. Was cooked for the rest of the night. They do actually just sell it in regular liquor stores, but you don't want to drink too much of it straight. It really feels like it is burning your insides.
Last Episode: They panic because they almost burnt the office down
This Episode: They actively try to burn the office down
quoting chad "it was controllable amount of fire"
@@60ncid idk if I trust chad's measurement of "controllable" hahaha
@@60ncid On his tombstone we are gonna see "It was not a controllable amount of fire"
Reads label: “do not drink undiluted”
*Drinks it undiluted: “that is not for human consumption”
My name is deez
@@LuisRodriguez-tq1bz na me
Haha🤦
@@LuisRodriguez-tq1bz and mine was nuts
THATS THE POINT😂
I love you guys keep up the work
The 96 was so strong, it sobered them up temporarily 💀
“I have one more bottle” *pulls out rubbing alcohol
That's isopropyl alcohol. Wrong kind. First drink will be your last
@@textman09 Respectfully... stop talking.
@@textman09 I've drank rubbing alcohol on a dare. Terribly foul and no amount of chaser will get the taste out of your mouth for the at least an hour. Sore throat the next day. 1/10 wouldn't do again, even the smell makes me vomit years later
@@textman09 You managed to be wrong about everything you just said, lmao.
@@creatureofthenight852 does the taste linger a tiny bit even after the next day?
Chad: "Rum drinkers beat their wives"
Also Chad, 1 minute later: "This is pretty good"
What are you trying to tell us Chad?
He’s a based man
Max: “my name is deez”
@kwurt fiance or fiancee?
@@Anafyral666
financé...(🥴🤤..burp)
Max is in trouble….
i’m pregnant and watching these videos makes me feel so sick sometimes. it helps for when i miss partying with my friends lol
It was this very video that I’ve ever seen of the cold ones and i immediately subscribed.. Can’t believe it’s been 2 years already 😅
Chad seems like a brother that dropped out of high school and plays halo for a living
Not far from the truth
That's what he is
You can tell because he uses Monster to chase 80% alcohol - absolute madman
more like unemployed and plays halo for fun
Max's "Rest in peace Robin Williams" has the same energy as "Let's give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate" from the Eric Andre show
i love how this is just max and chad slowly getting more and more drunk
6:07 that didn't age well.
Fr💀💀
How
Even though he's slowly lost touch with reality, he still remind us his name is deez. What a champ
Can I poke the squishy jellyfish?
@@kidvex5741 you can, but he might not like it tho xD
This comment is freaking Legend
deez nuts
his name is deez
“That’s not made for human consumption”
Man if only there was a label that warned them about it…
@UClAnR4nFYOeLbg5drFf3tHQ I think the warning means to not DIRECTLY drink it, so you’re supposed to heavily water it down. It’s the same with Everclear here in the states, it’s supposed to be mixed with like juice with a ratio of like 1:5 or something. They mixed it and they were fine, but as soon as it was drunken straight it was a bad time.
There are some hot sauces that also say not to eat it directly and to mix it with water, but people don’t mix it so they can meme on each other
Tried 96% absinthe once, felt like the skin on the back of my throat was peeling off.
I mean we have the same shit here in Poland and it names Spirytus Rektyfikowany and it has 96% to, it's exactly the same thing. Boomers drink that, because it's quite chip and sometimes when they drink that directly they got their throat set on fire, you can search that on you tube. But mostly when it's chilly, it's safe.I drink that many times.
First video and subbed, y'all are hilarious 🤣
This is one of their best videos
Mosquito: proceeds to drink their blood
Also mosquito: ayo wtf in dis
"This edible ain't shit "
@@paulaltegoer9257 mosquito gets alcohol poisoning immediately
"why's it spicy 👁️👄👁️"
Underrated
💀💀
Now Chris the meme God is Christina the gobbler
As a German, I'm glad you did the Stroh 80 in, the only two uses I know for it are lighting sugar cones on fire for Feuerzangenbowle and as a desinfectant when your grandma removes a splinter for you
Vor allem als ob die 90$ für nen Stroh 80 bezahlt haben. Die wurden ja komplett über den Tisch gezogen
My father literally has a bottle of it in the first aid kit at his house lmao
Stroh 80 ist österreichisch nicht deutsch
@@felixfischer9627 Ich denke mal, dass er bei euch auch nicht anders benutzt wird ^^
Ive done shots of stroh several times and its actually pretty smooth for 80, with good aftertaste and aroma... goes down much better than some 50-60% drinks.. my point is, its not that bad as you or they say
I’ve seen this video maybe 7 times now it’s still hilarious everytime
This is literally the cold ones format of hot ones. Get celebs on to do the whole selection.
Five eggs. Per Bloke. Per Day.
It’s be a fun format for an interview show as well; you watch as the hilarity increases with the potency of each shot. And like with the novice hot sauce guests, the lightweights who visit will have a bucket for puking and some snacks to soak up the booze in their stomach before things get too dicey
I imagine if that same format of Hot Ones was adopted with the gradually more potent sauces swapped for a ladder of spirits, the stories and answers would be absolutely gold once the second half of the liquor has been cracked into... boys make it happen- get that collar with First We Feast going and get that money maaayne
Yeah but you gotta consider the health of max and chad.
the only problem is that you would kill the guests
@@felix1remix Max ate a cake of his own vomit and youtuber pubes. He's gonna be fine lmao.
Next episode: "Hey guys and welcome back to Blind Ones"
Why would they be blind
@@selloutguylol excessive alcohol poisoning can cause blindness among other things
@@rowanxxd3366 rip in peperoni for those who drink methanol
Ok, this got me 😂
@@rowanxxd3366 That's only caused if you drink methanol, as opposed to ethanol which is the type of alcohol we can drink.
song at 8:15 -> Dazed - Heyday Highway
after 2 years i’m finally old enough to watch this
i find it very wholesome that they all knew “that one funny thing chad said” immediately
Chad: red belly
Everyone:
red belly
Red belly
Red belly
I thought he was saying bread belly
I watch these while drinking alone to feel like I'm not an alcoholic
Same
Makes 3 of us
@@Stevenasty 4 What you guys drinking ?
@@antoinelpct8551 the blood of my enemies
@@antoinelpct8551 captain Morgan
The motor oil/Smirnoff bottles honestly look cool af.
As someone from the UK i can say that our alcohol goes way over the top, we literally have laws that some alcohol has to be over a certain %. Yeah you read that write, "over" not under. In pubs they dont even tell you the % of a drink, you like the name? Order it and good luck finding out if its over 60%
Wish we could've seen the aftermath of them drunk asf 💀
Patreon
Label :Warning, can cause injury or death
Chad and Max: laughs hysterically
His name is deez
Who is "Max?"
Label: can cause injury or death.
All slavs: hold my vodka...
Garlic ice-cream is my favorite.
That's why his name is chad
Nah that 96 one actually has a warning to not drink it seriously why do people make these alcohols that can kill people like damn this is a poison now
18:02 Chad's absolutely black-out wasted "really?!" is the funniest thing in the entire video 😂
I’m just waiting until they end up on that one Emu doctor channel where a doctor talks about people dying in weird ways
@chubbyemu get ready!! 😅👌
Two men drank fuel labeled as alcohol. This is what happened to their livers.
Emia meaning presence in blood
Love how they just casually set the table on fire for like 10 seconds
Twice
Spiderallah
@@donatehilltop i think it was more than twice 😭
Why not it’s massive wood. Shit doesn’t burn
Howtobasic
This is my favourite video on CZcams
I like that Max's shirt color changes with each camera
He lit a bottle of 96% ALCOHOL on fire on a wooden desk....this man is insane
That’s like throwing a Molotov cocktail in your house.
So in the world of physics, you do know that all available high flammable fuel will burn first, right? Basically, it will burn the liquid until all the alcohol has evaporated, and then extinguish. I've done that in my hand, it doesn't even get painful until the flame has burned long enough for the bottom of the flame to heat my skin up
Found the guy who doesn't know how fire works.
@@bormarken nkay but the bottle was open and it was on fire so your point is invalid sir
@@klouse7643 no offense, but this reply is posted from one of the top Google posts:
It's not really the liquid burning. It's the vapors that catch fire. Higher proof equals more vapor, depending on temperature. Hold a match to 80 proof vodka at room temperature, and it won't catch fire. Hold a lighter's flame or a butane torch to it, though, and it will ignite temporarily. This is because lighter's flame is heating the booze a little, and thus generating more vapor. If you carefully heat the vodka to a higher temperature, it produces a lot of vapor, and it can catch fire and burn energetically.
I love that a show about drinking has easier access to a drill than a corkscrew 🥴
Such funny
Did laugh
Australia
this is facts
The comment is the big funny
Everyone's got a drill handy, right
this made me think of one friday night that i had like 7 or 8 drinks (yuengling,jd,crown) and on the 8th drink i felt sick and realized i forgot i had work the next day. that next day was the worst day of my life i've never been so sick.
Every alcoholic knows when you say “it tastes like nothing” thats when u know they’re gone.
Wait whut
FACS B
@@yahshuaquinonez8366 when u get really drunk u can't taste the alcohol
im not an alcoholic n know this
@@_tuss1731 Eh, I've been off my ass wasted and have still tasted the alcohol, it just doesn't burn as much. It does depend on the percentage though
Best part was Max saying "my name is deez" through out the whole vid
Something came in the mail today...
who's max, you mean Deez?
@@STARMAN-it8zb deets nuttes
@@Dman6779 goootemmm
ikr, also nice pfp
this gotta be the best thing on the internet.
12:00 we know how to drink right in England!
mostly because we're all depressed and it helps
these boys are genuinely gonna get alcohol poisoning but they survived having a dead bird in their house for 3 days so they'll survive this too
dont forget almost Chad almost lighting up a Molotov explosion at 16:12
Max survived huffing black mold and they both survived the Filthy Frank cooking shit, they'll be fine
Yall keep saying surviving, their bodies are gonna be WRECKED at 35 lol.
@@MizzzFizzz im pretty sure theyre already 30
@@ItsKam He did that like 20 times last episode. And Max actually DID start a fire