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Why do people complain that they don't remember the Cameos? It's genuinely the best part that they don't remember and then they get surprised by what they get back.
Damn, bro. I actually only just now learned about him dying and came back to this video to see him again. What a shame. I'm gonna be honest, most of the time when a celebrity passes I don't really... feel too much, but for Gilbert Gottfried it was different. I saw the news and I literally yelled "WHAT?" I don't want to just say the same thing everyone else says, but... What a legend. I grew up watching and listening to so much stuff with him in it. I wish he could stay around forever, but everyone has to pass at some time. Sad that he had to go out sick. Everyone will remember him. Everyone.
Damn even the CIA took a break from assassinating democratically elected political figures in other countries and funding drug cartels to pay respects to Gilbert. Honestly heartwarming
My favorite part of these videos is Gilbert Gottfried is just kinda the trashcan they put rejected scripts into and he consistently does it like way funnier than the original would've
I love how when the guy rejected their read, they just said "screw it" and copy pasted it to the legend Gilbert knowing damn well he will read anything
Riff Raff was not acknowledging the meme of himself because he is perusing his main goal of acting like he does not know anybody there for does not know himself
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest CZcamsr EVAH! Please agree, dear fie
Prezoh is a godsend on this channel the edits are legendary and I can watch these vids over and over and over and I always laugh my ass off. Give it up for prezoh !!
i feel like riff raff is doing exactly what he set out to do he blew up and then acted like none of it ever even happend like he doesnt know what hes talking about
I couldn't even make it halfway through the video before pausing to let myself recover from laughing so hard. I've never cried laughing so much in my life until now. Thank you Cold Ones.
poor gilbert? dude was making jokes about tonguing the inside of hitler's asshole on the norm show almost a decade ago. dude's up for anything, he's great.
Watching Cold Ones videos is a lot like huffing lawn mower fuel: you know it's bad for your cognitive functions and my wife is threatening to leave me if I don't stop.
18:54 “goat cheese is very high in protein, and helps with bone growth… mmm, I just felt one of my bones grow” THIS LITERALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD SO HARD
First off, rest in peace, Gilbert. Secondly, the absolute funniest parts: 16:46 17:52 (the entire thing) 19:33 23:33 24:44 (watch the entire part, it's really well done, like he's actually moved, until it's ruined in the end with him reminding us that this is for a man named chinese ninja)
You and I have very different definitions of functioning (assuming gen z). As someone that enjoys my booze (and is probably the same age or older than these two) these guys function about as well as the dude in your profile picture...
@@CyberiaTheme Same here! My grandmother that raised me from birth passed away about a month ago and these videos are the only thing that have brought me any laughter at all.
Had the worst day of my life today, on Christmas no less. So I poured a drink and put on my cold ones playlist. You guys never fail to improve my mood, it’s impossible to not laugh at these videos. RIP Gilbert, wish he could’ve been on for an episode.
I get the feeling he really did not want to be doing that, maybe he had bad experiences on the show? 🤷♀️ or he just does not expect to actually get cameos
@@Eli_jah_ He’s said that word and worse on Howard Stern hundreds of times. He even got dumped on the uncensored version of the show because he made a joke about Steve Irwin’s 7 year old daughter. He has no boundaries!
@Bungee I think that’s the funny part tho bc u can tell irl he wouldn’t be going around and talking about cock and balls, it’s just max and Chad coming up with stuff that usually wouldn’t be funny unless the we’re as drunk as they are usually in theirs videos
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I will be on your show some day
homie the drunks are back
How you post 3 hours before uploading?
Kiss me scogg 😩😩
Why do people complain that they don't remember the Cameos? It's genuinely the best part that they don't remember and then they get surprised by what they get back.
Is that a complaint? Sounds like a dumb complaint. If they forget what it was that makes it so much better lol
@@williamkline6450 wtf, you said the exact same thing he said.
@@WubbyPunch yeah but he is backing him up, bro. Chill
@@kodiiijames676 yeah man he’s just supporting him dude
@@WubbyPunch wtf, you said the exact same thing he said.
Rest in peace, Gilbert Gottfried. I'm thankful that Max and Chad got him to do a cameo and share his comedic voice one last time on the channel.
he’s a fucking legend, RIP
I loved Gilbert Gottfried in Danny Phantom and I fell in love with him again through these Cameos. RIP a legend.
I really wished they had gotten an interview podcast with him. RIP
Damn, bro. I actually only just now learned about him dying and came back to this video to see him again. What a shame. I'm gonna be honest, most of the time when a celebrity passes I don't really... feel too much, but for Gilbert Gottfried it was different. I saw the news and I literally yelled "WHAT?" I don't want to just say the same thing everyone else says, but... What a legend. I grew up watching and listening to so much stuff with him in it. I wish he could stay around forever, but everyone has to pass at some time. Sad that he had to go out sick. Everyone will remember him. Everyone.
@@blockacheese_ joe rogan did one with him not to long before he died i think
Every time Gilbert Gottfried commits to their cameos I love him even more
He passed away :(
@@Turnblaze omg I just had to look it up when you said that :(((((
@@Turnblaze NOOOOO
:(
Rip 🙏🙏👏
Rest In Peace Gilbert Gottfried. You brought us many laughs and great times. You will forever be a massive legend. Thank you. 😔😔😔😔
Damn even the CIA took a break from assassinating democratically elected political figures in other countries and funding drug cartels to pay respects to Gilbert. Honestly heartwarming
RIP Cameo videos on this channel as well.
@@prismo6621 why rip cameos?
Random but Gilbert has the best episode of Celebrity Wife Swap
Post-haircut Max looks like a friendly lesbian kindergarten teacher
Max do be lookin like the BTS meal
b r u h
Granma haha
Wow spot on 😂
im crying
Lmao, was my first thought XD
Chad being functionally illiterate is my favourite running bit.
It's not even a bit, that's just him.
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts deadass
FINALLY, ILLITERACY
“Bit”
“Bit”
My favorite part of these videos is Gilbert Gottfried is just kinda the trashcan they put rejected scripts into and he consistently does it like way funnier than the original would've
He just passed away… RIP
the trash can broke 😢
The smile Rick gave after saying "GOTTEM" was actually way too wholesome for this channel lol!
People on cameo are gonna see the words “Balls, deez nuts, chungus, fortnite, ninja, markiplier, etc.” and immediately know that its from cold ones
Don’t forget presidential AIDS
@@dominicjojola3838 or cream
Or any random 12 year old
Jimmy beast
Where do they stream the podcasts
I love how when the guy rejected their read, they just said "screw it" and copy pasted it to the legend Gilbert knowing damn well he will read anything
He’s like Ron Burgundy only he charges less 😂
I love how when one actor refuses a cameo then Gilbert is always there to make up for it
I love your profile pic so much 🫶
Rip Gilbert you've been gold
That haircut and turtleneck makes Max look like a lesbian that manages an indie bookstore
Karen hair cut is what I saw haha
Thought the exact same thing lol
He looks like he works at game stop selling games at unfair prices
True 🤣
I was looking for this
I love that Gilbert is always the fallback when someone backs out lmfao
The man will say anything, and we wouldn't want it any other way
He has no fucking remorse and will say anything. I love that you can tell he's trying not to laugh in the aswell 🤣
NO WAY ITS MITTENS
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOUR JAPANESE HOUSE MIX HAS IMPACTED MY LIFE THANK YOU
absolute legend that he is tho
RIP Gilbert Gottfried, wish he could’ve been able to come on the podcast before he died. he is a legend
Jon St. John is a super rad dude and has said a lot of hilarious and lewd shit as Duke. He probably would've went for the original script. 😂
Chads laugh face gives me English king vibes like laughing at his jester being executed for shitting his pants by accident while making a fart joke
HAHAHAH so accurate
I feel like a jester shitting their pants would keep them from getting executed.
But I see it. lol
@@TaylorLames depends on the king and how stinky he likes to get
Strong Robert Baratheon vibes...
WTF HAHAHAHAH SPOT ON
gilbert godfried will literally do anything the boys tell him he’s a legend he really is
Gilbert Godfried is honestly such a cool guy. He showed up in an episode of AVGN once.
@@DeltaChairlines playing frank fucks
He's a treasure
Yea im getting my boy a cameo from him for his birthday for sure lmao
Certified LEG END
AMAZING VIDEO IDEA
SEND A SCRIPT TO THE CAMEO CELEBRITIES AND THEN GET THE FIVRR ANIMATORS TO MAKE A SHOW
WOW AMAZING IDEA! IM SURE THEYVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
My only wish for this show that can no longer be fulfilled, would be to have Gilbert as a guest on the show. RIP to that beautiful legend
i love that they will consistently put gilbert in it again, embracing tradition
The dude will read fucking anything. What a consummate professional
@@straw_hat_luffy_ absolutely
a-class celebrity
And how they try to get Tom Felton everytime
He has the same energy as Danny Devito. Who'd imagine he'd end up playing Frank in It's Always Sunny?
Gilbert is a LEGEND. He would read anything and it’s awesome!!
Gilbert NEEDS to be on Cold Ones
Can't imagine him absolutely floored on alcohol and repeat some of these lines
No replies?
That would be the most epic thing in the history of the fucking internet. Space-time would be disrupted. TOO DANGEROUS.
Cold Ones episode featuring Hank Shredder and Gilbert Gottfried
He's the perfect guest. He really doesn't give a fuck
@@no-replies okay fascist
27:06 I'm absolutely dead from the way she says "burger, poggers", I want that on a loop as my ringtone
Rest In Peace Gilbert Gottfried
Riff Raff was not acknowledging the meme of himself because he is perusing his main goal of acting like he does not know anybody there for does not know himself
Very wise, king! For not to know nobody, is to not know ones self.
@An Meme he was trying to achieve heaven, but he did not fully belive in gravity😞
@@burntchickennugget8142 is that a......
jojo reference?
@@solus2074 YES,ITISAMUDAFUCKINGJOJOSREFERENCE!!!
@@burntchickennugget8142 MADE IN HEAVEN
“Let’s see how much we can reduce their net worth” 😂
only these two would be able to
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest CZcamsr EVAH! Please agree, dear fie
I love how you subbotted over 100k subs, man. Very respectable.
Where do they stream the podcasts
AxxL wtf is wrong with you
God seeing the My Name is Earl come up and them be like "oh NO ONE is gonna remember this" makes me feel old now LOL. I loved that show!!
RIP Gilbert Gottfried fucking legend man.
Give it a few more years and Tom Felton will finally accept your Cameos
no he won't
Just gotta wait until he's desperate enough or his coke expenses surpass his income
just gotta make sure he doesnt have any roles for a year or two and hell make gilbert gottfried seem polite
Hi Dolan
Tom Felton deez nuts
I love how there's always a consistent theme in these videos.
- Markiplier and Milk
- Gilbert
- Deez Nuts
It’s a beautiful combination
and bruh
And aids
And a spoonful
And ninja
RIP Gilbert you’re a real one!
Prezoh is a godsend on this channel the edits are legendary and I can watch these vids over and over and over and I always laugh my ass off. Give it up for prezoh !!
Ok paying Aladdin parrot and Jafar to say shit together is kinda genius.
That's a full animated series that writes itself.
very true, wilburgur. love the videos btw
Wow wee reeeeee!!!
We need more kenshi Will
when are you going to be a guest on cold ones bro? you was a loyal fan ever since.
Ree
Hey what a cool little character, he’s got sunglasses on.
never let him be forgotten
little feller :')
what's that character from what video I wanna go back and re-watch it
Braden Knight the “as seen on tv cooking tools” video
You saw that? That was a little fella over there
i feel like riff raff is doing exactly what he set out to do he blew up and then acted like none of it ever even happend like he doesnt know what hes talking about
RIP Gilbert Gotfried
I hope Markiplier gets better soon, I hear cows can be pretty heavy
your mom
Why do you write your video titles in third person
@@kleann said in duke nukems voice
Where do they stream the podcasts
Hey don’t cal him Marky moo for nothing
Rick Harrison: "Ham sandwich"
Max: *fucking dies*
Also Rick Harrison:
Best I can do is turkey, take it or leave it
RIP Gilbert Gottfried, one of the greats.
R.i.p Gilbert , This Was the first thing I thought of when i heard the news...
Gilbert is such a legend, I love that he'll just say anything. That Aladdin shit had me literally choking from laughter.
i almost left the vid before that one, holy shit the aladin one was goated
Gilbert really deserves a comfortable retirement and I'm glad the boys are giving him one.
Gilbert deserves it. The man will say anything
Here after he's passed away, may he rest in peace
I couldn't even make it halfway through the video before pausing to let myself recover from laughing so hard. I've never cried laughing so much in my life until now. Thank you Cold Ones.
Rest in peace, King 💔
"Chad you're a nerd bro", says the guy who opens card packs for a living
chad opens card packs too tho lmao
I love how Chad misspells every possible word LMAO.
Quidage
Pundit of grapes
I literally rewatched this video two days ago... Just heard the news... R.I.P. Gilbert, thanks for all the laughs ☹
Hearing you ask “Is that crab man from My Name Is Earl?” made my day for no reason whatsoever
I think it's actually funnier when they forget and it's like we are watching for the first time together.
I think that’s the whole point tbh
I think it's just the way it was edited. They changed it a lot with this video and I don't think I like it tbh
I heard a rumor that if we released Chad into the wild he would instinctively grow tusks
We should test that rumor
@@Ghost-wn9gd We’d need to film it and have David Attenborough narrate it. I’ll get to work on the Kickstarter
Or jumping into a stagnant water hole/lake thing lol
Rest In Peace, Gilbert😢
I love that all their reactions to the Mark Applier one is just being weirded out and finding out David Koechner is just a crazy person
I love how poor Gilbert is the last bastion for any undone requests, guy is just built different.
I just picture him as the parrot when I close my eyes and it makes it even funnier
poor gilbert? dude was making jokes about tonguing the inside of hitler's asshole on the norm show almost a decade ago. dude's up for anything, he's great.
pretty sure he made 9/11 jokes the day after it happened, the guy gives no fucks
@@GLENNACHEEMS Haha I didn't know that, guy is out on that grind then, massive respect!
gilbert gottfried literally carrying cameo lmaooo what a legend
as soon as i heard the news of gilbert’s passing, i came straight here, may he rest in peace.
Watching Cold Ones videos is a lot like huffing lawn mower fuel: you know it's bad for your cognitive functions and my wife is threatening to leave me if I don't stop.
B-But?
@@phillizeigtnilli Nothing
my braless wife brings me cold ones (not asked for).
Forrest Hump is the best fucking joke I have ever heard from Chad in such a long time.
Horny Gump.
forest hump is a real porn parody
I think he remembered that pink guy video where he raps porn titles lmao
He was so proud
We need more Gilbert, give that man more money to do stuff. We’re getting gold out of him, we need to make him immortal.
Desperately wish they had seen this sooner
Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, our perfect parrot
Somehow Max deadpan saying dead memes is still funnier than current memes.
Ik. Him just saying ninja has me rolling and i have no idea why
Magical isn't it?
I fucking love this channel entirely too much.
What’s up Mista GG i love your vids
Right? The silly laughs and antics take me back to a simpler time ♡
Ohhh shit, its mista gg.
I love ur channel but instead of uploading u watching these 2 drunk aussies
yessss!!!!!!!!!
love your vids btw!!
RIP Gilbert.
Rip Gilbert here's to you legend
max’s genuine shocked joy at seeing celebrities read his dumb jokes is so good
18:54 “goat cheese is very high in protein, and helps with bone growth… mmm, I just felt one of my bones grow” THIS LITERALLY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD SO HARD
HE DID THE MMM FUCKING PERFRCTLY
Chads fucking laugh as well hahaha
RIP Gilbert Gottfried :( I'm going to miss his Cameo segments on Cold Ones
First off, rest in peace, Gilbert.
Secondly, the absolute funniest parts:
16:46
17:52 (the entire thing)
19:33
23:33
24:44 (watch the entire part, it's really well done, like he's actually moved, until it's ruined in the end with him reminding us that this is for a man named chinese ninja)
It still amazes me how these two manage to be functioning members of society
Well…
no?
What the fuck makes you think they're functioning members of society?
You and I have very different definitions of functioning (assuming gen z). As someone that enjoys my booze (and is probably the same age or older than these two) these guys function about as well as the dude in your profile picture...
they arent
Yo, who's that cool little character at the end? Looks like an egg with some neat glasses, he's having a crack!
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THIS?
There's a little fella on there
well that's a funny little character
He’s a cool little fella
He's a funny little shella
Gilbert saying shit, and ass, and balls almost made me choke alone in my home. It almost took me out. So fucking good dude. God dammit.
Gilbert godfried had my high ass actually struggling for oxygen and tears coming out of my eyes
gilbert is dead
It’s actually unbelievable how funny these videos are. Nothing makes me laugh out loud anymore from start to finish except for Cold Ones videos.
frr, even my dad finds these guys hilarious asf
Nothing else makes me laugh but their vids, they’re literally the only ytbers I watch these days
I cringe a lot ngl. I love these guys but it feels like their content rlly is catering to edgy 16 y/o boys
Same. My Dad recently passed from Cancer and I've been rewatching their videos to keep myself sane. These Cameo videos are some of my favorites.
@@CyberiaTheme Same here! My grandmother that raised me from birth passed away about a month ago and these videos are the only thing that have brought me any laughter at all.
I love how little effort crabman puts into it. Especially since he’s so energetic in the show
You can tell how over it he was.
cuz he's milking his one famous role for some quick cash
@@sam4744 i would too. Its just a role. Nothing hurts an actor more than only being known for one role. Hes still working too yknow.
Rest in peace to a legend I’m glad he got to share his comedic gift with the world.
Damn RIP Gilbert 🥲
At this point, I think Gilbert is just the 3rd host of Cold Ones
God they need to get him on the show already!
@@psionic_gamer He just passed away... Sad
@@Turnblaze RIP Gilbert
Man, seeing the egg character again put a smile on my face
what a funny little character!
Have you seen that little fella? He's got sunglasses on.
Had the worst day of my life today, on Christmas no less. So I poured a drink and put on my cold ones playlist. You guys never fail to improve my mood, it’s impossible to not laugh at these videos. RIP Gilbert, wish he could’ve been on for an episode.
i love how gilbert gottfried jusr does the cameo lines without questioning
Crabman was mad depressing, he obviously needs money and did this shit in his car. Crabman I wish you all the best (although you may never see this)
As this is the first crab crabman content I've seen in a while it makes me smile.
But yea good point
He’s doing just fine, check his Instagram
@@jakethesnake7600 thank god! I also saw that he has a daughter, good for him!😊
He's doing just fine, he's just incredibly lazy.
@@HOTD108_ yea haha
"The best I could do is a bag of nuts."
Legendary
"Eh,🥴 gottem"
26:40 max looks like such a badass when he says jimmy beast
The moment I heard Gilbert say POGGERS it changed my life, Ripperonis you legend.
They really doubted Duke Nukem wouldn't say "fucking" LMAO
I appreciated the THOUGHT behind the Crab Man one, but Crab Man wasn't in character. That was a very depressed Crab Man.
I get the feeling he really did not want to be doing that, maybe he had bad experiences on the show? 🤷♀️ or he just does not expect to actually get cameos
He was looking dead inside omfg🤣💀
He probably just thought it was fucked lol
@@moto_45__ I dunno, the stuff he said was stuff that mostly canonically happened in the show if I understood correctly
Love the video! Gave me a great chuckle
Rewatching this after hearing about Gilbert passing away💔 RIP to another legend
They should start a challenge to see if they can come up with something that Gilbert won’t say lol
I'd guess the the n word is probably where he draws the line
@@Eli_jah_ Maybe, maybe not😭😂
@@Eli_jah_ yeah that’s what I was thinking too but that would be to easy the challenge should be tryna get something he won’t say without the n word
@@Eli_jah_ gilbert is a man with nothing to lose.
@@Eli_jah_ He’s said that word and worse on Howard Stern hundreds of times. He even got dumped on the uncensored version of the show because he made a joke about Steve Irwin’s 7 year old daughter. He has no boundaries!
Gilbert Gottfried’s part made me laugh more than I ever have at a CZcams video, I’m actually in pain from laughing so much
On g same
@Bungee but its the parot from aladin
@Bungee yeah your definitely too old
@Bungee I think that’s the funny part tho bc u can tell irl he wouldn’t be going around and talking about cock and balls, it’s just max and Chad coming up with stuff that usually wouldn’t be funny unless the we’re as drunk as they are usually in theirs videos
@Bungee I'm 47 and I laughed mostly because he did it when no one else would.
RIP Godfrey. The goat of cameo coldones
RIP Gilbert D:
For real, we need a Cold Ones episode with special guest, Gilbert Gottfried.
I wish we had the opportunity to see that RIP GG
Chad always looks like he’s about to cry when he’s reacting.
He truly is an Actōr
Where do they stream the podcasts
@ProudTransWomanInSupportOfTheRacewar who's joe
@@bruh1973 yea who is joe?
@@bruh1973 joe mama
Rip Gilbert. You will be missed
Crab man seems so done with the crab man shit
Bruh I LOVE the fact that the little egg character makes an appearance in like every video LMAOO
Egg man is Canon
Look at that little feller!
Not really, its the second time appears
@@axlsm8766 It's the third time
Love how Chad references pink guys "absurd porn titles" rap with the "forest hump" line and max thought he made it up
I was looking for your comment
chad dying harder once max says "never come up with a better comeback"
Masterpiece, post more!!!!
THE GAME GRUMPS DO CAMEOS NOW? MAKE ARIN SAY HIS CARD COLLECTION IS INFERIOR TO MAX'S.