Trying Pottery was a Mistake...
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#Pottery #Clay #ColdOnes - Komedie
I imagine when Max gets old and senile, he'll ramble on about dead memes from the 2010's and early 20's. Asking the nurses where Chef is and so on.
and screaming "Fuuuck!" over dropping the remote or coz the flavor of jello is green today.
and when the nurse ask Max what's his name he will giggle it out with a "âšm y n a m e i s d e e zâš"
Heâs already doing that
this is implying he's not already old and senile
"My name is dees"
Glad to see Chad gets to have an artistic skill over Max after being DOMINATED in the last few art videos
Also looks like he's actually having fun with it!
Chad is definitely improving fast though.
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest CZcamsr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening ma
*autistic skill
@@spacecadet3482 beat me to it.đ
0:53 "It feel like it punches back"
Chad just discovered Newton's Third Law of Motion all on his own. What a physicist he is.
"You bite the peach the peach bites back"
Who remembers this classic
@@TheMrKeksLp lol
@@TheMrKeksLp idubbz sewer review
Seeing Chad covered in clay reminds me of when I tried to show Cold Ones to my family and my sister said "these guys are too dishevelled for my taste"
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Why would you show your family wtf is wrong with you
I hope Chad explores his new skill and pursues pottery!!! He's definetly off to a good start
Plus he was mad drunk while doing it
Not Max though.
think misfits would do better
fr I really liked how much Chad was getting into it
he should take those classes
Iâm sure nothing will go wrong, with this nice relaxing pottery video.
He put his amogus in it
Bad news fellas, it was not a normal pottery video. I am shocked and appalled.
@@VeryTastySoup87 It was indeed sus pottery.
Remember when this used to be a podcast lmao
Now we get cheap gimmicks and shit thatâs been done on CZcams thousands of times đ€Ą
@@LosdaGhost1738 but funny
once covid is finally over in 2032 they'll def get back to doing podcasts
hope they continue to do both types of content
I'm happily surprised how skilled Chad is without even taking a class. This gives me flashbacks to 9th grade spending like 10+ minutes kneading clay....every day.
It gives me nostalgia from a Ceramics class I took in senior year of high school. A great class to end my last year of HS.
I wouldn't be surprised if Chad suddenly started taking pottery seriously. He seems to really enjoy it.
Chad actually picked it up pretty quick, might be his hidden talent
He may go full seth rogen and just make pottery videos
No wonder a guy playing with his own shit is good at pottery.
Literally one like away from 1k. thatâs so irritating and it isnât even my comment
Clay is a block and is usually found in locations where sand or dirt and water are present, most commonly appearing in shallow water, especially along the coast of island groups. When mined, four clay balls will drop; those can be smelted into bricks.
thanks for the clay fact!!!
Thanks Fondling Flounder for those pottery facts.
minecraf
thought this comment was talking about Chad for a second
Wow you really got me
Despite Chad whipping it out and fcking Max's clay, this ep is wholesome to me.
The editing on this episode really stepped it up, love it.
do you know the song at 10:55?
These craft ones are literally my favourites. Pottery Chad is wholesome af
You talking about the same Chad that literally put his dick in the clay?
@@geggamojja3187 its part of the immersion
@@geggamojja3187 I'm pretty immersed ngl
Holesome, maybe.
Right omg he's just actually trying
Clay fact âŽ
The "potterâs wheel" was invented in Mesopotamia sometime between 6,000 and 4,000 BC and revolutionised pottery production. The main ingredient when making pottery is claids. Harry potters father also died of Claids.
Clayyye
Mr. Breasts has finally beaten chrones!
Too bad he has Claids (claid aids) now đą
i REALLY like the energy chads putting out on this video. i hope he actually does sign up for the classes, he seemed to have lots of fun here and his stuff didnt look bad at all for a beginner
2:59 My school's ceramics class was supposed to donate 100 bowls to charity but nobody followed directions properly so all the bowls were either taken home or thrown out.
Finally! A sexy pottery making scene with Chad and Max.
Looks like itâs gonna be a hot ones today boys!
I'd say hard ones
I love how Chad was actually pretty good considering how heâs never done pottery before. I think he could legit pursue it as a hobby if he wanted to.
fuck you on about everyone can persue pottery as a hobby
@@eriknilsson4474 you are aggressively positive and that is a vibe we need in this world.
No wonder a guy playing with his own shit is good at pottery.
Agreed
Itâs pretty easy but he did do very well if someone told them a couple things that make it easier they would both do way better honestly centering it is probably the hardest part when starting that and pulling evenly itâs so much fun I did it in high school and kind of miss it
i really love how they genuinely tried and made some neat stuff i loved this ep
This channel is one of the few that are able to make me actually laugh out loud, like I did when CZcams was good in 2016đ
âIt feels like it punches me back.â
âMax and Chad learn about Newtonâs 3rd lawâ
Man, Newton fell off
@@zerotakis honestly
Man that Apple fell off
Newtons 3rd law: the clay punches back
Newton? You mean the deadliest son of a bitch in space?
Just started the video, will update when Max inevitably eats the clay
Edit: 7:29 - Max puts a slab of clay in his sandwich
Ainât no fucking way bro đ
hes eating everything possible
Somehow, between all the great edits and clever jokes in this video, 7:56 is still the hardest I've laughed at anything in a long time
This humor on the editing man, Iâm over it, looking forward for a new podcast episode with a solid interview
You know, after all the cons listed I thought Max wasn't going to eat some clay. I guess I should never expect Max not to eat anything
Considering he ate glue, which has 0 pros, I would have been impressed if he didn't eat clay
After everything I've seen on this channel I'm convinced that max and Chad are immortal
I'm gay
They died in the last filthy frank video, cold ones is their hell
@@roberthorry621 true
u have not seen the george miller then
@@roberthorry621 good for you
I don't have any friends so I like to knock back a few cold ones while I watch Max and Chad, because it makes me feel like I'm drinking and having a good time with the boyzzzz.
9:05 cant believe that fucking edit got me
"It feels like it punches back" Chad is a modern day Issac Newton
aristotle
mister beast
"Man that apple fell off"
but honestly seeing chad be naturally good at something technical and have genuine fun with it right away is really nice to see. i hope he takes it up and gets better.
cant tell if you mean pottery or magnum his thing into max's pottery
I'd watch more of you guys doing this it was funny as shiz, cool and different
Came back to this here viddy after a few cold ones and I had myself a good laugh. You bois and prezzo's editing were spot onđ
Part 2 when?
Clay Fact: Clay is the oldest known ceramic material. Some of the earliest pottery has been dated to around 14,000 BC
Cool clay fact, my man
thanks for the clay fact
thank you jolan
Another clay fact: clay is actually sturdier then most metals thats why so many cars you see on the road today are made of clay
Thnx bro
For everyone who has never done this, itâs much harder than it looks.
Really? Because this video makes it look extremely hard đ
That what my mom said about raising me
I sure proved her right
how hard we talkingđ© mmmph fuuuuđ„”
The second they started and I realized someone wasnât gonna be guiding them I went đ¶
Facts. I took three years of pottery and I was one of the best clay sculptors of my graduating class but I could never make anything good on the wheel. My wheel stuff was always subpar but decent.
cold ones has given me so much joy when Iâm high⊠Iâve seen each video like five times and maybe 10% of the time I was sober. drugs and cold ones are the perfect duo :) thank u cold ones team
Great video, just like all the rest it makes me genuinely happy when you guys upload makes me happy
An upload from Max and Chad is the best way to brighten up my week
Facts. Whenever that cold ones notification pops up. Brightens up my week completely :)
Faaaax
It's Chad and Max
Y'all should try beer making next !
omg, yes!
i was gonna say they'll give themselves botulism but they seem to be immortal anyways
they should smash grapes for wine lol
@@johnfreeman9349 max and the black mold lmfao
beer and wine!!!!!!
11:22 had me fuckin SCREAMING!!!đ€Ł
Your editor/editors, deserve a raise. They do phenomenal work. They make your videos just that much better and funny đ Great work everyone.
I like how you can tell chads actually creative and is enjoying it and then there's max just being an absolute goblin
Shout-out to the editors (Prezoh & Gomii), you guys are genuinely incredible, the editing in this video is hysterical, adds lot of comedy to it!
I just love the absolute chaos these two produce in every episode đđđ and the editing is just **chef kiss**
Thanks for the laughs guys đ
Unironically glad you clarified that it's clay in the thumbnail
I like how they both went through the creative process - started off enjoying it and then just screaming at any slight setback or failure. đ
I've seen enough Try Channel videos that I knew you'd be into some sketchy shit like these knuckle dragging Aussies
@@mikegillam6702 ahaha, it's pretty much this, SuperMega and Funhaus are the main ones I watch on CZcams.
Clay fact: clay shrinks both during the drying process and the firing process. Shrinkage in the drying process occurs due to the loss of water layers. The finer the particle size of the clay, the more water layers; hence the more shrinkage.
I wasn't expecting to enjoy this as much was I did! It ended up being a very relaxed, and wholesome video. :)
every time you guys post iâm genuinely so happy and excited đđlove you both
love how their channel is focused on drinking but somehow clay making slide in and blend in perfectly
Along with impulse buying stuff on wish
Do you know the song at 10:55???
In todays episode Max and Chad get weirdly infatuated with the clay's consistency or as it also known "clussy"
Holy shit, bro, "infatuated" not "enfactuated"
The clussy meta has only begun
Chad literally fucked the clussy..
Max turning into a spider is the best edit so far
The edits in this video are just amazing !!
Good to see Max will still eat literally anything and not die.
Uh, yeah, about that last part....
Someone make a compilation of chad saying ânot the Yeezysâ it would be so funny
You do it
Yeah, you do it
You do it
You do it
You do it
I love the Ghost (1990) reference at 11:05
The edits on this video were top tier... great video yâall. đ
As a ceramics artist, this was painful to watch lmao. But you both did an impressive job for totally winging it lol. Surprised you didn't try pulling handles!
omg we could never keep straight faces in art school pulling handles. I still snort to this day.
@@sisterdiscordia Whys that?
@@vizardshi1863 look up on youtube pulling handles lol
So everyone calls themself an artist for any bullshit these days huh
get a real job
Really loving the fact that you guys are trying new things,, the art videos are just truly phenomenal. Much love
The editing is so perfect!! !!! I love these guys FINALLY RAMBOEFOE
Iv had literally the worst day iv ever had in my 21 years of life, and yet somehow max and chad still manage to make me smile and laugh. Best way the end a terrible day
Hope you feel better now, cheers !
Can't believe you filmed this entire video in a burning building, your dedication is unmatched fellas
6:38 ah yes, max discovers a relic of a different time đ
Chad have Pewdiepie undies đ
chad's tattoos tell the story of what he was doing at each chapter of his life
@@user-gy4lp5yn1s Im pretty sure he has a Pewdiepie ass tattoo
@@user-gy4lp5yn1s thats a tattoo đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
@@b3an3rgvngaw3 brooo your right I thought it was his undies
Haven't laughed so hysterically in a while, thanks Max and Chad!
love you guys so much, keep it up :)
as someone who took a pottery class i can actually confirm they did pretty good
max was actually onto something when he started beating the clay, youre supposed to do that so there are no air pockets and the clay doesnt explode when you put it in the kiln also im glad they didnt do the glazing themselves because if they did it uneven or incorrectly and drank out of them the minerals and shit in the glaze could seep into whatever they drink out of it and make them violently sick
but yeah, from an official pottery student for the most part they did in fact
"get this shit"
Clay facts to the rescue, good to know.
Max did eat a slice of clay in his sandwhich but damn, its almost like they know what they're doing
Was chad using his Dick to mold the clay proper technique?
Another episode of "crafty ones" loving the creative stuff you guys have been posting, I hope Chad keeps up with pottery he picked it up so fast
Do you know the song at 10:55???
Your editor is spot on every time... Can't help but laugh at this malarkey!
I loved this video! Its super chill and wholesome and Chad actually beat Max in an art form! Please do more arts and crafts stuff together!
Man, as someone who's been doing ceramics for around 8yrs, this was a fucking joy to watch. Love you guys so much
I love how chad max and the editors are on the same wavelength
the editing is soooo good. i love the table break
This was such a nice wholesome episode! Happy to finally see Chad beating Max in crafts!
I literally just sat down with a nice plate of food and thought "How fucking awesome would it be if Cold Ones uploaded today?" And here we are, me eating while enjoying a new episode. Nothing better!
Lmao not the greatest episode to be eating food to
As a potter this was hilarious to watch, loved the ghost reinactment
wiz z zrad
Expelliammussy
I think potter is stupid you should be called a ceramicist
What do you know, itâs a real word.
Legit my favourite thing about your videos is the evolution of "his head fell off" to "fell off" and we all know how and where this first started.
Four n twenty
Gettin plenty
Bingus on ya bongus
One of the only channels that will make me smile the entire time :)
i'm really liking this new pottery chad character. lowkey hope we get to see some more of him
Finally! Don't make me wait that long for Max and Chad again!
ive rewatched this at least 3 times theyâre hilarious
I canât help but love the chaos Cold Ones gives off
The videos where you guys try out different types of art mediums are my favorite! I'd love to see you guys try and do some block printing, mosaics, or maybe photography. I'd even try using beer as watercolor, I don't doubt it's possible since people have made super cool art using stuff like coffee, wine, tea, and blood.
Chad actually pretty solid off the rip with this one! He should definitely continue with it.
As someone who has taken several ceramics classes in highschool and college, I can say that they did every step perfectly!
This is just two kids from kindergarden with a production crew
I love that I can tell when Ryan edits and when Prezo edits
12:17 that is the face of pure evil
I really needed this lmao Iâm taking a pottery class in college rn and felt maxes pain
I've watched every cold ones video on the toilet. Can't wait for ghe next upload
Clay fact: Wet clay shrinks 10% when fired in a kiln. And glazing is just the process of painting or dipping a fired sculture in glaze and then re-firing to achieve that polished look :)
Max and chad could literally do anything and be fine homies out here eating clay
6:33 the way he says NO! and the editing cracks me up
They should do a pottery series, I would definitely watch.
I love how Max just randomly starts giving Chad a mudbath
Chad: "This is razor sharp"
Also chad: **Stares intensely**
Also as a potter, this made me cringe how wrong their approach to pottery was, haha
Nice dclaw spec. But for real thank you guys for making my birthday â€ïž been an awful month so far for me so it means a lot to have a smile on my face today.
Iâm an Art-Student and this is what me and my best friend looked like when we worked with clay
I'd love if you made this into a series. Making clay shit actually looks relaxing, would love to see you guys improve.
Yeah and they could auction off the pieces like they did with the paintings!
This video perfectly shows the friendship that these two have, the chemistry is unmatched and when these guys are on screen together I always laugh, amazing video and you guys should possible do a part 2 of pottery if you like it! Super entertaining
Broooooo when Max grinded the rock cardboard cutouts head!!! đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Chad's laugh is always so adorable đđđ