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00:00 - Getting Fiverr Artists
08:15 - The Results - Komedie
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fr
No, I don't think I will
Put a burger in my ass
didn't ask + ligma
Ah yes the discord people AKA vfx artists
Prezoh probably spent a million years editing this to realize they probably paid fiverr editors like 5x more
@@AxxLAfriku holy fuck youre still going with this shit. What a madlad
@@AxxLAfriku hi alx
@@AxxLAfriku YOOO LORD AXXL, I am one of his MANY GIRLFRIENDS so I can prove he is the ALPHA around here
@@AxxLAfriku Love u axxl
@@AxxLAfriku brhruh
Cold Ones is a Fiverr creators sleep paralysis demon
cold ones,
â@@whatsupeveryone I'd like to request the removal of the lil gender symbol there âș
@@nisseost1 why would you request that
@@nisseost1 nah I like having a male symbol in my name, perhaps because I'm a male
I won't be removing it, thanks tho
@@whatsupeveryone Based
The queen joke aged horribly yet so well all at the same time
fr. plus the fact that the video was posted exactly one year after she died
@@isaacbrown4005 true
26:28 well, you predicted the year...
and the date look at the day the video was posted
How mad do you think prezo is when he sees these guys dropping 10s of 1000s on editing but they pay him in jelly beans
No one knows what you are referring to but if you are gonna try to spread misinformation please leave this comment section
@@bigpapisean1699 No one knows what you are referring to but if you are gonna try to spread misinformation please leave this comment section
@@bigpapisean1699 thatâs the name of their editor. Itâs a joke.
@@glswenson he's clearly too dumb to read, your reply will do nothing unfortunately
@@bigpapisean1699 Most of us knew what he was refering to, please leave CZcams for good.
When a Fiverr creator sees "Cool Shirtz" has placed an order, they know they are in for a wild ride
Cool shirtz with a Zed~
They know Christmas is gonna come early for their bank account
Ew gay
Not crispy
Ew gay
worth every god damn penny
amen jesus
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I wanna like but I dont wanna ruin the count
Are you Jesus from Judaism?
Hey jesus
26:23 The time has come
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@@novn6732 the queen
they got the year right tho thats crazy enough
Damn that Reddit one was surprisingly but definitely worth the 3k. They could've done the most simple work imaginable, but instead went above and beyond. Props to them.
You can just leave this comment section.
@@JayJayKz nani?
I literally rewatched it! So good!
@@MostlyLost Iâm black
Quality memes in there too
45 MINUTES OF COLD ONES
my life is complete
Haha hitreg man is here
Agreed
Finnally.....đ© temporary peaceđ„Č
they still have podcast episodes an hour long
le podcast
Can't believe Prezoh slapped these together and pocketed the cash. Truly a genius, this is why he gets paid the big bucks
Only dude in the comments with some comment sense.
26:21 "that one didn't age quite so well"
now she's not aging at all
the queen or the joke
I love how offended Max got when he saw the book that says âunfunny tweets by Max vol.5â lol
He realized the revolution of chad is coming and it will be derpy and overwhelming
Whereâs this
Out of pocket for sure
There are five. Why wouldn't he be?
i was sad until i got this notf 45 minutes of laughs boys ty
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Good for you whilst the rest of us are depressed
@@scoffedeee7381 lmao felt this
6 seconds weren't funny
Is everything okay?
almost predicted the queens death, got the year rigjt
16:08 max does the exact same laugh at the exact same time as himself on the green screen
Itâs very unnerving to just randomly see when their editor just fucks with one of their faces but itâs so subtle that you miss it half the time
Time stamps?
@@deadlydrinkingwaterreviews213 like 8:30 ish, when the results portion starts look at max
Also 28:58
What I learned from this video was there is alot of vfx artists on fiver that over value their skill set and skill level
Oh so like literally every other facet of life?
Yeah on the real, besides the reddit one which was still overpriced, I wouldn't pay over like $300 for any of these
@@campfire1630 actually that editor did insanely well for what they were given
@@campfire1630 actually that editor did insanely well for what they were giving given
@@campfire1630 actually that editor did insanely well for what they were giving given
26:30 Friday September 9, 2022
she died on September 8 đ
26:18 oh my godness đđ
As a VFX artist, I feel so bad that I never got this amount of money to do shitpost
There is still time
Today's the day.
Well, you should have worked harder... amongusfortnitebigchungus
genuinely, I've seen people here on CZcams do wayyyyyy better for free.
Just keep funding these artists and make a whole a movie.
100% would watch
Some people are gonna have a good Christmas with how much they're paying them
Just like how several animators all joined in an effort to animate some certain scene I've forgot which was probably a movie or tv show
@@aneanderthalscout37 Shrek Retold?
@@crysolidgnawpetrol Yes thats exactly it!
28:59 The edit to make Chad's eyes small is the funniest thing I've ever seen when high
max's laugh at 12:15 literally cured my depression, his laughter is my best medicine
Unreal that Fiverr is still an actual sponsor of this channelđđ
How is unreal? I get that most sponsors try to keep it PG but some don't care and just want good advertisements.
Makes sense
All of them were so good. But the Reddit one was definitely the best XD
my favorite was the high budget harry potter one, i loved how they made max come out of a portal
i mean they got the right year for the queen to pass away
26:36 oh we made it lol
The freakout Chad had when Max added an extra wax pad to Chad's stomach was really like an argument between a pregnant wife and her husband
Of course Max is the pregnant wife and Chad is Max's also pregnant trans husband.
The screams were like of a pregnant wife too lol
I was thinking the exact same thing he was hurt
There's nothing like getting a notif for a 45 min cold ones upload on an otherwise mundane day. This has easily been the most entertaining CZcams channel all year for me. I think I've rewatched each of their videos like 3 times by now.
same
Bump
It goes without saying that times have been hard recently, but Max, Chad and the crew at Cold Ones haven't let that affect the quality or entertainment of their videos. And I hope they know how much that means to us fans. Even if it's all good silly fun for laughs, more often than not, it's more than enough. From someone who's been following Max and Chad for years, I truly appreciate what you've done and continue to do. Laughter is the best medicine and you guys are like goddamn pharmacists.
Thank you guys for making this and CZcams for recommending it again, been a real rough few weeks I needed a good laugh. Love you guys
The queen thing, not exact but still crazy
Therapist: "skinny Chad isn't real he can't hurt you.."
8:24
Actually tho, maybe itâs a trick of the light but his physique is not bad there
@@ryankane4984 this has to be a joke, right
@@ryankane4984 look at his arm, its more like intentional editing
@@ryankane4984 You're watching a video literally based on editing these two and you think it's just a trick of the light??? How high are you dude
@@tesseract5569 lmao
the story for the doom mod is that Chad cloned himself too many times and now Max has to kill them all
"The Chads... kill them all. Huge stomachs... RIP AND TEAR!"
How many Chad clones are too much?
Watching this 9 months later 26:26 is so much funnier now
Iâve watched this at least five times and it still always makes me laugh. They definitely need to do this again sometime!
Maxmoefoepokemon posted at the exact same time this is gonna be a good day
I know got me thinking Max uploaded both
Who is that?
You made me check the main channel you bastard
@@Ulrico1992 the funny goblin man (aka max the other host)
@@squabbbb you should know betterđ
That runescape one was saradomin tier
dolan
I've never seen you get this little likes
Yes
*H A L L O F F A M E*
15:11 CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTAH !!
18:12 Cold Ones 64
22:42 Redditman Chad
25:17 [CENSORED]
27:43 TIDDIE DOOM Mod
32:44 Ocarina Max Salesman
34:50 Chad's Brain on Mush
35:53 Chaigo Moment 37
37:08 Bonkin' Horni Max
38:32 Classic ColdScape
wheres the chinese guy that says ''i have aids''
No thanks mate I'll watch the whole thing.
Well he didn't have the right date, but that one guy did predict the death of the queen in 2022
Them looking at a random fanâs dog was the most wholesome thing Iâve ever seen them do, and I loved it so much.
If I had a penny for every time Chad forgot how to spell skeleton I'd have 2 pennies which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
I think it's happened more times than that in other videos actually...we might have at least 5 pennies. How exciting!
This is by far one of your greatest videos, im dying at every video. You guys are my favorite CZcamsrs I hope the content never stops â€
Chad being unable to write is one of my favorite ongoing jokes lmao
skellitins got me good hahahah
It's a joke?
Skulltons
@@unseemlyrectalwart4042 I don't think so ,he's actually dyslexic
âjokesâ
The death queen meme one didn't aged well
Song at 37:08 is Snail's House - Hot Milk (Lone star remix)
Just a heads up in case anyone else was looking for it.
I once got drunk and accidently swallowed a water bottle cap, whole, and was fine. My belly hurt for like 2 weeks like hell though. Hope you feel alright Chad.
Was it the really thin bottlecap from the cheap bottles of water, or a chunkier one that comes on a typical soda bottle?
@@rallaa this the question that matters
Please for the love of god answer the question it's so important
It took you 2 weeks to shit it out?!
Scott: "Wax his belly" Chad: "No" Scott: "Yes" Chad: "Okay". Easy Money
26:25 âWhen the queen finally diesâ đđđ
when the queen finally dies is in some kind of taste
43:09 surreal to see my lame ass content featured alongside so many legendary entries! So happy I could make Max laugh. And make Chad check his phone.
LMAO THATS AWESOME
maxmoefella is going to haunt my nightmares
Love to see this style of animation!
@@Goblindartsagreed! reminds of that one movie with Keanu reeves from the 90âs canât think of the name though
@@blakeaustin4250 Check out Joel Haver on CZcams. He became popular doing skits with this style of animation and shows you how to do it.
My Fiancé left me and for this entire four months you guys have been the only thing able to make me laugh and ground me back to reality. Love you, and thank you for the awesome content
Sorry to hear about that, breakups are brutal in a way like no other. ThereÂŽs never much to say to comfort someone about one that doesnÂŽt sound cliche, but still, keep your head up my guy things will eventually feel normal and good again. Being around other people definitely helps, if you have any friends try to reach out to them to hang, or if not, try and meet some. Bumble has a friends option you could try. Peace and love homie
Hey take care man
Woman moment
-uhh , anyway welcome back guys
Fiance? So you weren't even married yet at a ring ceremony lmaoooo
8:37 honeslty im drunk and maxs face there makes me want to like scratch my skin off idk why its so fucking scary to me lmao
woahhhhh the queen death prediction was actually pretty close, especially the hour
I made it into the video! At 25:05. Never thought my video would even be considered because I thought it was kinda low quality, but thank you Max & Chad!
edit: I'm in there twice actually, at 27:17. Let's goooo
Congrats dude
The save the kids one was so good lol
Great vids my guy!
It's the banjo kazooie music for me!
chad climbing up the ladder and then seeing chad through the window and leaving was genuinely the funniest fucking edit ive ever seen
The first time I watched this video, I had just gotten the most high I'd ever been. I literally watched this video for like 3-4 hours because I kept having to rewind from laughing so much. I was so relieved when I sobered up to find out the video is like an hour long. I thought I was watching a 20min vid the whole timeđ€ŠThis is just pure quality. Definitely in my Top 10 Favorite CZcams Vids
That was one helluva picture for the video to freeze on though lol. Omni man thiccccc
Honestly the most I've laughed at a Cold Ones video in ages. The fiverr ones were impressive but all the laughs came from the fan submissions!
29:38 Chad legit sounds like he did a Ghast scream
hope you make another 1 of this SO FUKKIN FUNNY, get twice as drunk if you guys do
The video is beyond broken after 37:19
I love how they went from
"Take a shot every time you're wrong."
to
"Get waxed every time you're wrong."
*Gotta stay sober sometimes*
That's cool, we just donated $10,000 to women's charities.
Happy to see the super mega boys putting their billions to good use
atta boys
Now the meme that the queen died hits different
Man, the guy predicting the queen's death wasn't far off.
The sound keeps cutting out at 37:41, but this is still one of the best videos you guys have made
Edit: EYYE it's fixed!
Yeah thats really strange, they should fix it some how! đ
i'm thinking they got a strike on something and screwed up editing it out somehow
Video and sound for me
At least it cut out on a good picture am I right
video's frozen for me after 37:18
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
26:32 the queen legit died like a week ago
What if Cold Ones did one of these again, but instead of commissioning Fiverr artists, they give the green screen material to their fans for free, and they give money to the best ones?
i dont know how and why, everytime coldones post another video i feel contented and peaceful.
Thank you for this, Iâm in Florida right now supporting my fiancĂ©. Her father isnât doing all that well and this just made out day so much better.
I hope its going to get better. â€
@@Lilian-vl5zv I appreciate that â€ïž
i love cold ones and cold ones fanbase they be staying consistantly funny in da videos, respect
This is the best thing Iâve watched please do more!
36:44 DEADLY TWISTER 2 AUDIO! Holy shit this dude actually is an OG.
All these great edits and the biggest laugh from Max is from âI have aidsâ. Never change Max
just watched this and found yoru channel yesterday. subbed the moment i saw starwars racer in the back ground. i love it
Glad they fixed it I didnât know youâd posted and I love watching yâallâs shit while I smoke
When you can afford to go to wizarding world but cant cause of restrictions and pay 10000 to some nutcase to give you the next best thing đ
just sneak in
Honestly, huge love for Prezoh. Man's an editing legend
37:20 The video freezes but audio keeps going.
No?
They keep the same expression but they blink
Pretty sure it's youtube's fault, you can see that it's supposed to continue if you preview the video on the time bar
These Fiverr videos really show how loving what you're doing makes more quality work than having a professional label (Fan vs Fiverr content)
29:18 This is now one of my all-time favorite Cold Ones moments roflmao
love how the audio cuts out at the very end đmy favorite part
That RuneScape edit was AMAZING!!
26:31 Finally relevant
Itâs been 2 years and Chad still canât spell skeletonâŠ
I was wondering why yâall havenât posted in a min. Then yâall bless us with a 45 min vid. God has splooged all over my feet
11:24 got me dying with chad putting up the ladder and going nope
This is my favorite vid yet
I love seeing the fiverr creators that really put the effort into something thatâs worth the money.
The whole end of this video's glitched, audio cuts out 38 or so minutes, comes back in out sync 5 minutes later, then the video keeps playing past the last frame somehow
Having the same problem
same here, i wonder if they had to mute the runescape music or something
The video is stuck at one frame for me from minute 37 to 41, and the audio is out of sync as well after the video start working again.
This has got to be my favorite cold ones video
the undying creativity of both your video ideas & the community is the reason this is the best youtube channel
YES A NEW COLD ONES AND ALONG ONE AT THAT. This and Misfits podcast is what gives me life. thank you so much
26:20 aged like a fine glass of milk đ€Ł
Coming back to this after the Queen actually died
max and Chad's chemistry is just perfect for me to watch when im too tired and lonely after school