I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye james
snoop shows up wherever there is a paycheck (he even featured on Corey Feldman's legendary album angelic 2 the core) goodnight girl is a feature no one can afford
I love how max offered to remove the impotence gag if chad was too uncomfortable keeping it in but he realized its kinda funny. speaks to both of their characters.
Its hard to believe Chad was his neighbor or some shit down the street and is like 4 years younger and tried so hard to be his friend. Dude had to be the hurt pig for max, Frank and idubbbz for soo long Idk if this is accurate but I remember hearing something like this
When you get people who just refuse to say something it really makes you appreciate the ones like Gilbert or Jesus or Trumpguy who will just say anything
To be fair Gilbert has said worse on his own look up dirtiest joke ever and you should see him making a 5 minute joke that makes “before I fucked her she was just murtle and was alive” seem wholesome
Tom Felton will cancel anything that isn’t serious. Which is sad cos Draco Malfoy could say some messed up shit and get away with it, that evil wizard fuck.
Gilbert always looks like he's holding back a chuckle. What a legend. I'd love to see him on the show. I bet he would get wasted but it'd be hilarious.
"The sex was poggers," made me choke on my tea. I needed that, I was a bit sad because of my living situation and this made me smile. Thank you, big chungus and lesbian. :3
RIP Gilbert Gottfried, his great sense of humor will forever be immortalized within this video. Also the fact that he had sex with moaning myrtle, that was poggers.
was not expecting meatcanyon to animate Gilbert Gottfried as draco malfoy telling a story of how he banged moaning myrtle at the end of the video. truly a nice touch
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Is it the coolest shirts?
You got monetize
i have no money. GME got me looking in the couch for pennies 😔
I tweeted right when you told me to
The conversation between Jesus and Johnny Sins was a fantastic way to end the month
I feel like they would be chill together
Australia mate, it’s the 1st
@@punkizm Im American so its still January 31 lol
Now that is the right way to use cameo
@@koyono7977 nah.
“The Sex was Poggers.” - Aladdin Parrot
Poetry
someone needs to edit the fuckin parrot saying that
Pog
Gotta get Gilbert to say that
-also "Digit" from hit PBS Show *CyberChase*
Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, some of the best moments with Cold Ones included you.
You'll be missed a whole f'ing lot
We never did get that collab. 😔
i find it sad that he may have died not knowing the joy and character he gave cold ones
You failed to get attention 😂
@@scott86747 he was saying rip gilbert god your a toxic person please don’t bring it here
@@scott86747 huh ?
Tony Hawk: I will not say “Tony Hawk from skateboarding”
Also Tony Hawk: skater aids
Like gatorade? Lol
he needs to say 'pro skater'
@Lachlan Thompson guess that is one shitty trick.
@@twistedplaya831 nah like aids for skaters
skaids
The best part is always how they forget what they've even sent as the request so it's completely new to them when they see the final product
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I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye james
@@AxxLAfriku Sorry I don't speak
It's like waking up to drunk texts you sent.
I rarely see fans of the video-game “Off” anymore
Once again, Gilbert outshines the rest.
You should go on cold ones
Skoona kitty xx
Reeeeeeeeeee
Wowee
I dunno, that Trump guy put in extra credit!
The fact that Twomad charges more than Snoop Dogg is hilarious to me
@@BlueOysterStan That sort of stuff is worth a grand
snoop shows up wherever there is a paycheck (he even featured on Corey Feldman's legendary album angelic 2 the core)
goodnight girl is a feature no one can afford
This is a year old, but snoop dogg is literally a millionaire. Why would he NEED more money
@@Jerry_Danger_Haught you ain’t on that grindset
@@Jerry_Danger_Haught if that's his logic, why would he charge $900 then? that shit should be free.
Gilbert gottfried saying “the sex was poggers” is the funniest thing. I’m physically pained from laughing so much and it doesn’t stop, help
Right? Fucking killed me just reading it again 😂
begins at 15:00 for anyone wondering
Dude thats just fucking funny omg xD
Best part 😩
hits differently now:(
That Donald Trump guy is a fucking legend.
Love how he went so far above and beyond the original script
Fake Trump 2024
He definitely deserved a big tip on that request
@@cadegcn I agree man, but i don't want to see politics and shit on a video where two Aussies laughter at Gilbert godfrey
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You can see gilbert wants to laugh after the hogwarts line.
Yeah
@@ComedyIsCoolTelevision uu
I fucking lost it at Gilbert’s part
That shit was the funniest thing ever
I love how gilbert looks like hes trying not to laugh from reading the script
I think he pretty much always has that look on his face
He cracked a smirk but tried holding it in when he said "she gave me hog-warts" lol.
@@sabonesjones he used that punchline on a late night show sometime ago
@@octopushands6923no
"Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines)"
The official seal of quality.
I'm suspicious of your profile pic.
@@neonmangoz
Same
@@neonmangoz we must cure the disease
I wish he said “hey, it’s tony hawk from skateboarding”
Yeah that was definitely the only thing i wanted him to say at the least
He's an absolute legend but dammit if that didn't make me lose respect
@@drumboarder1 well, Tony isn't an actor, he's himself. But yeah, he probably figured it was just an idiot asking lol
I love tony so much but I was kinda sad that he never really tried. He’s one of my idols but still sad.
i think he probably figured that it was a typo and (sic)-ed it
gilbert gotfried looks like hes trying to not laugh
And a tad like he wants to die.
That was so unexpected. My stomach hurts from laughing
And Deniro Impersonator was trying to not cry
lol
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Johnny Sins puts in 110% of himself into these. He's fucking amazing.
He's fucking alot of things
110% man??! Have you not seen his other videos?
I've heard he puts in 110% of himself into other people too
@@loranga maybe even 120%
@@Meracog maybe even 69% 🙃
Preempting Tom Felton cancelling and sending to Gilbert Gottfried instead has to be the largest brain move ever in existence.
It is currently 4 in the morning and I open a video to hear “fortnite big Chungus”
It’s not 4
@@Solicify ever head of timezones?
Its 5 o clock somewhere?
You're welcome
@@coldones fortnite big chungus
Gilbert gottfried is undisputedly the most wanted Cold Ones guest
I want the Donald Trump impersonator
FR LMFAO
What about iDubbbz or Jojivlogs
@@ok6866 Nah bro neither of those losers were in aladdin fuck em
Hearing digit from Cyberchase talk about fucking Moaning Myrtlen & getting hog warts had me almost pissing myself
Badlands Chugs seems like such a cool dude and seeing him do a cameo requested by these crackhead is hilarious to me
He does seem like a pretty cool dude
He’s such a chill guy
I love how max offered to remove the impotence gag if chad was too uncomfortable keeping it in but he realized its kinda funny. speaks to both of their characters.
Timestap?
@@chatman4998 16:50
"before I was done with her her name was just myrtle and she was alive" I'm crying
god dammit, I hate it when I'm too tired to find coldones funny
@@MisterPyOne lmao for me it becomes more funny when tired
no cameo request is ever gonna top that gilbert gottfried clip
Honestly
Inbbjihi
Faaaaacsss
god it’s so funny
Agreed
"the sex was poggers" absolutely took me out
damn tony hawk was really cringey and it’s dumb that he didn’t say “hey it’s tony hawk from skateboarding”
he wanted to look cool, it's shitty
@@farr2600 because he is cool
@@cf9822 yeah sure, why not
Yeah, Tony seems like a chill guy, but definitely not good at even trying to be slightly funny. Nothing wrong with that
Nah man
Johnny is so fucking intense with it. he's acting like he's delivering a speech when he says, "keanu fortnite big chungus"
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Hes a good actor 😉
@@ohmeganerd bruh lmao
The trump guy was actually top tier, holy shit.
He does some good stuff on youtube. One video of his I saw was him doing a parody of trump meeting the soup Nazi from Seinfeld. I enjoyed it at least.
damn, RIP to Gilbert Gottfried, what a legend and he made this video one of the funniest cold ones videos of all time. RIP to the legend
Johnny Sins is low key funnier than half the stand up comedians trying nowadays. Idk how we can use his talent but we definitely need to find a way
think he already makes his coin off his primary talent
@@estelleaeon God given
They spent hundreds of dollars to have gilbert saying "hogwarts," was worth it alone.
Please get him on the podcast that was golden
HOG-WARTS
She was still alive and her name was just myrtle
Chad's and Max's chemistry is honestly impressive.
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Its hard to believe Chad was his neighbor or some shit down the street and is like 4 years younger and tried so hard to be his friend. Dude had to be the hurt pig for max, Frank and idubbbz for soo long
Idk if this is accurate but I remember hearing something like this
yeah it’s almost like theyre close friends or something
Ya only point this out now?
Surprised this isn't coming from a verified account
R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried, will always be remebered as a legend and a person with great humor
"The sex was poggers" was the line that had me rolling
When you get people who just refuse to say something it really makes you appreciate the ones like Gilbert or Jesus or Trumpguy who will just say anything
Right?
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@@NIGGASGANG stop self promoting
To be fair Gilbert has said worse on his own look up dirtiest joke ever and you should see him making a 5 minute joke that makes “before I fucked her she was just murtle and was alive” seem wholesome
@@jebbryant6522 Hes an aristocrat
I would 100% donate to a gofund me to pay for Gilbert Gottfried to be on the show lol
Edit: He ded
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I second this
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@@NIGGASGANG 0 bars
@@NIGGASGANG an hero
These two are like my last two brain cells having a great fun time together . Never laughed so hard at CZcams channel
Fuck. The Johnny sins and Jesus back and forth had me fucking rolling.
Gilbert Gottfried, Jesus, Trump, and Johnny Sins never disappoint
Spoiler
Probably the first and last time those 4 names will ever be associated in a sentence
@@smashyrashy its not
@@itslongford ok ur the expert
@@smashyrashy spoilers for a CZcams video? Looool
you can see gilbert godfried wanting to laugh after he delivers the “and she was still alive” line lmfaooo please get him on
I'll never get over "give us this day our daily head" and "forgive my Johnny sins"
Tom Felton will cancel anything that isn’t serious. Which is sad cos Draco Malfoy could say some messed up shit and get away with it, that evil wizard fuck.
the trump impersonator needs to be accepted to hollywood acting
more like bollywood
SNL
He's bad
@@Blernster But its funny so thats all that counts
@@Chronx100 for sure it was funny but I don't think he should be doing Hollywood
“Hey everybody Obama here”
Max and chad- *WHEEZE*
Dude looks like a fusion of Obama and Steve-o
Gilbert always looks like he's holding back a chuckle. What a legend. I'd love to see him on the show. I bet he would get wasted but it'd be hilarious.
RIP GOTTFRIED. THIS CAMEO MADE ME LAUGH IN A WAY I HADN’T IN A LONG TKME.
I have litterally never laughed so hard in my entire fucking life holy shit
Good for you!
i swear on my mother, these videos are the only shit that can make me laugh. my lungs hurt
How old are you
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The hogwarts line had me pissing myself
"The sex was poggers," made me choke on my tea. I needed that, I was a bit sad because of my living situation and this made me smile. Thank you, big chungus and lesbian. :3
Nobody needed to know about your edginess though
pog
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@@PomadaGaming go away gaming channel 300+ people like the comment not yours.
I'm sorry to break it to you chad..... You aren't getting that rent money...... 😢
No cap Chad's diet is starting to possibly exist. He's losing some chub
True
Not at all lol
blessed be thy chungus
I like your vids :)
inshallah ahchungus
Hello cyranek
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se men
I love how they forget what they wrote and they laugh so hard their whole face turns red
That’s what drugs do men
@@Yadomon lol
If only they could have actually gotten him on the show.... R.I.P.
0:48 - Yeah I don't think Chad is ever gonna get that money now.
“Hey fortnite bit chungus”
“Is that still funny?”
Yes, yes it is max, i lost it
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Same lmfaoo
*I'VE GOT MY FORESKIN INTACT*
@@NIGGASGANG spamming your shit is one of the best ways to bring hate and dislikes your way
@@Corn0nTheCobb bawls
I’ve never laughed so hard at 2 am over Gilbert godfried
That was great hahahaha
Literally me right now, scared I woke up my roommates because I was laughing so hard
yo
Gilbert was having a hard time keeping a straight face. Great fucking work, well done bois
RIP Gilbert Gottfried, his great sense of humor will forever be immortalized within this video. Also the fact that he had sex with moaning myrtle, that was poggers.
"Hey it's me, Tony Hawk, from skateboarding"
This was way funnier than it should've been
Too bad he didn't actually say that. It would've been so much better
@@Corn0nTheCobb agreed
I just wish Tony Hawk said “Hi, it’s me Tony Hawk from SKATEBOARDING” 😂
czcams.com/video/uY4pETF4yL8/video.html 😂😂😂😂😂
God that would have been so funny I wanted that so bad his was boring asf
@@NIGGASGANG Bruh plugging your music randomly isn't funny
it's not even Skateboarding it's SKATBOARDING.
RIP Gilbert
Rip Gilbert
I love the way Jonny sins says “cringe” lol
I an ovama
Aniki!
KIRYU CHAN~ what are u doing here
@@yesimcringy_ says a manhole cover
Imagine Gilbert Gottfried on Cold Ones being drunk as fuck.
IKR he would be a legendary guest
Imagine him out drinking everybody and goes for a shit
@@thatonea-hole F
Didn’t age well
@@leonamon-rycroft2722 I mean, it was never actually going to happen anyways. RIP to the GOAT
When he said Coctus Erectus
I felt that
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Holy shit. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Yeah, Cold Ones always makes my evening a bit les shit.
my laughter turned into straight into crying and I couldn't stop!
Shit had me wheeezing
What is this feeling?!
Fr 😂
Rest In Peace Gilbert Gottfried 1955-2022
I've never laughed this hard at a Cold Ones
I’ve never laughed at cold ones
Same
*f o r t n i t e b i g c h u n g u s*
Gilbert Gotfried Will always be my favorite
@@ethanwhitman7956 LOL
I just had a fucking ANEURISM from that Hogwarts bit. jesus h christ
PLEASE- I LITERALLY DIED “THAT BITCH GAVE ME HOG WARTS!”
Rip Gilbert. He seemed like he was gonna laugh during his cameo
Coming back to this video after hearing the news just now. R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried.
Can you trick my parents into getting back together?
Ok
That is mostly not possible little timmy
if you ask gilbert gotfried im sure he'll figure
@@alizahit2526 you wanna talk to me?
Just fake you have cancer
Gilbert Gottfried is the fucking best. I'm in tears.
Did you get vaccinated
R.I.P. Gilbert
It's funny how many of these guys actually say the shit they write to them 😂😂
Alternate title: "Grown men make jokes, then laugh at them a year later"
and then he died. RIP gilbert.
Wow, way to uplift the mood.
Rip twomad.
Rest in piss
"Being bald is a sin"
Cancer patients: (fearful expression)
Chad: “where do they get these flags from?”
Max: “I’m guessing any corner store in America”
as an american i can confirm this is true
@@josiahfillingham4885 all of us own giant American flags. It’s a fact.
Makes me happy that this is the video many people chose to remember Gilbert Gottfried
"Being bald is a sin" - Jesus
The Robert de Niro one killed me.
*Best Parts:*
16:37 “Cringe”
21:40 “Ya bald bastard”
i love how max was 100% accurate in how gilbert would deliver it
I'm weak, I completely lost it when Gilbert (RIP) says "and she was alive"
Plot twist: Johnny sinns marries everyone he has sex with and has divorced over 1000 women
"Get this hoodie"
I feel like they're pranking me at this point, because it's been sold out for months now.
Watching Chad nearly pass out form laughter is a sight to behold
Twomad and Gilbert Gottfried are gone now. Rip
Johnny Sins saying "I'm a redditor" kills me
I just imagine Gilbert Gotfried being a crazy wizard that kills Draco Malfoy and tries to take on his identity hoping no one will notice
rest in peace king😢😢
rest in peace legend.
Gilbert Gottfried Cameo has to be at least a segment for every episode
was not expecting meatcanyon to animate Gilbert Gottfried as draco malfoy telling a story of how he banged moaning myrtle at the end of the video. truly a nice touch
It was beautiful
That wasn't Meatcanyon. That was @RobYulfo.
These videos literally make people not kill themselves
I’m so glad Johnny Sins is a good sport and read every single thing you guys sent him, that bit with Jesus was top tier just like Gilbert’s part
Such a Draco thing to do canceling the order like that.
My father will hear about this
beer ones
OSRS is life
Apple Somersby Ones
hi :)
@@handIe_THIS sh
@@kiddwithagun5469 put the gun down
Legitimately the funniest channel on CZcams. Any video that features two or more of the cancer crew members is a genuine treasure