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#fitz #swaggersouls #coldones - Komedie
âHowâs this for something racist-â
âLove you baby boyâ
Racist
And I took that personally!
Chad: â9/11 was ten years ago broâ
Bruh
So was the bombing of Baghdad, however, civilians still die every day in Africa and Middle East in conflicts caused by instability partly created by the U.S.
@@Fursten epic
@@Fursten Epic
@@Fursten epic
Dudes, Let's make this happen. You fellas are loose, but I reckon I can tame a conversation or two to fit. Thanks for the kudos. Nice knits.
Ayeeeee I canât wait to see this
You all better upvote this mans and get him on the podcast
Wooooooooooooooooooooo I'm fucked
Yoooo Beau don't mind me I'm just stoppin by to say you are the reason I've been running the last couple of months. Funny to see you here
This is my Christmas wish to make this happen, merry Christmas eve
When Chad and Swagger laughs at the same time, it sounds like a bunch of dolphins
Wait, Max doesn't actually hate women? Unsubbed
@Breloum Impossible
You remind me of the popular gay youtuber, Dolan dark
B
Preach brother,
Damn
SwaggerSouls voice makes him sound like he's constantly saying the punchline of a joke
Fax
Ikr
Underrated comment
Am I the only one who finds it cringe as fuck
This is the most accurate description of his speaking mannerisms Iâve heard
â9/11 was 10 years ago broâ
-Chad Roberts, 2020
Never forget 9-11-10
âCan I get banned for that?â âNo, youâre verified. Itâs just an opinionâ
Pshhh
Cold Ones is literally the best gift for the end of this year
You heard of belle delphine?
@@danagreen6086 Amen đ
facts
true
Holy shit, Y E S
Egg-grogâąïž
why is this top comment
gaming sound FX
Carbon
Why is it Trademark
Holy shit is it really you?
25:55 I legit thought smoke was coming out of Swaggers eyes here for a second
What actually was that?
@@moranimon Pretty sure he was vaping
Lmaooo
Fitz lowkey became the host out of nowhere.
Right lol
21:20 he makes a joke about it
im scared that when maxâs teeth turn straight, he will too
Wait heâs gay?
@@danfontaine8179 obviously
@@marak_ nah, you can be effeminate and be straight
@@danfontaine8179 hes straight
@@danfontaine8179 its a joke bro ha lol r - wooshe!
"Weed helps with my anxiety, but at the same time, it doesn't." - Every Stoner Ever.
@James Dube but at the same time it doesn't
chew peppercorns to quickly reduce it, eat a mango to amplify it
@@peborger same. u read my man
mind
@@peborger I've just stopped completely and have started putting up with the anxiety. smoking makes me weirdly depressed
That dad joke tho
@@fartsoundeffect5013 wtf lol have some restraint man he didn't do nun
@@fartsoundeffect5013 that seems personal
@@fartsoundeffect5013 looks like he has 399k more subscribers than you. :)
@@Fxwks math
Didnt expect to see you here! Love your videos man!
I love how Fitz just leans into the memes about him
Not that hard when the meme is basically "I get tons of pussy"
Well yea it ainât hurtin him heâs the one who got the girl
Does anyone understand how fast Max would be trending on Twitter if he actually posted the âJust filmed a video with the whole gangâ tweet lmao
oh hell yeah bruh
Max didn't wanna do that to us or himself lol
timestamp?
@@notoliv1129 watch the video
@@jacobduncan6175 thx
Fitz * does the cuties tweet*
Also fitz ânah i dont wanna lie on my twitterâ
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Lmaođ€Ł
*how's your sister?*
To be fair he was probably a lot more drunk by that point
5:29 how do swagger and Chad laugh the exact same way
Bru
they sound like kookaburras
"You have to understand that you have a support structure around you"
DUDE OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING SWEET.
How is Chad's dad more Australian sounding than an American commercial for barbecues
Chad comes from a long line of stereotypical Australian Blokes
What?
@@cqb1494 Look up a commercial for outback steakhouse.
Edit: For example czcams.com/video/W4uaUHF8HAY/video.html
@@lafudge2929 that ad is terrible
Maybe because the accents fake or toned down in american commercials and Chads dad is an genuine aussie
I canât wait until we get a jschlatt cold ones episode
I was just about to fucking comment this
I think Jschlatt doesn't drink
you took the words I was about to type. We are out here... waiting...
@@reshirman The Pope won't let him.
Oh to get schlatt on the podcast. Would be wonderful
"Dm me when you're 18" didn't know carson wrote for this
too soon dude, too soon.....
BRUTAL
That was good. đ
@@Thremtie nah
@@Thremtie Not soon enough.
25:56 The moment Swaggers soul leaves his body
Hearing COVID talked about in the past tense is a weird feeling tuning in from the United States of Uncontrolled Spread
For real huh?
Ya seriously, feels bad man
more like the divided states lol
F
@@FatfighterXD1 it's what you get with Tories who are only concerned about keeping the economy rolling so they don't lose money.
3:56 lol did Chad's dad literally just call him asking if he wanted to smoke weed with him when it becomes legal in australia? đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
I think he said acid
@@t-ricx4589 I don't think that's any better
@@sjavelin Don't knock it til ya try it.
@Dylan Stewart that sounds terrifying...how do you guys not have a heart attack after going on these trips ??
@Dylan Stewart A dose that strong will have you out of it for at least a day. Or your brain juices are extra susceptible. Or it wasn't acid and you got your moneys worth with whatever that was
Love how Chad's dad was completely unbothered by the heroin comment.
"Ryan is the peer pressure king" but of an understatement innit
Chad, You have the voice of an angel.
A very alcoholic and dysfunctional angel. But an angel none the less.
every time you pop a top, an angel gets their wings
Oh fuck finally, something to take my mind off of the agony for 35 minutes hell yea
Nice profile pic bro â€ïž
Look at all these new faces
Faces
Not to be super invasive or anything but whats on your mind mate?
@@yoimimportantdude7056 fax its all love, we gotta talk abt our internal struggles and feelings bc thats why guys die like 20 years sooner bc we cant admit a puppy looks cute (bill burr joke) but we got ur back tay đ€
I'd really like to see these four together again soon. Swagger and Fitz' mellow dynamic perfectly balances the much more chaotic nature of Max and Chad.
i died so hard when his dad didnt even friggin second thought the heroin
I'm not sure how I feel about max straightening his teeth. Its kind of a staple
let's petition to get his teeth fixed back to original
@@ThePoosebaby I do not want to petition Max to bite the curb
@@Tenems941 NOOO LMSFJKS
"let's put a bat in the soup again, it will be funny" love me some chad
Fitz and swaggers first cards are quite ironic for carson
This year might be shit but this podcast still gives me hope for 2021
Same dude
Iâve never read a comment that I can relate to as much as this
cheers
"Hope" really isn't exactly what comes to my mind when I watch these guys, but yeah. sure. why not. :')
Oh honey, Iâm so sorry.
Max looks so suicidal in this one
He does
I feel like he's just wasted as shit đđ
I fuckin remember when Chad tweeted about heroin and was so confused
same man i kind felt like it was a joke tho
I remember seeing the cuties one a while back and now I have context for it
I genuinely enjoyed this episode. It was wholesome funny, had some mad facts in it and all four of yâall kept it real. Iâd like to see one of these again sometime
Last time I was this early max still hated women
Literally was just thinking I had nothing to watch and then yâall come through for me
same bro
exactly
Itâs funny how fitz tweeted that one saying âIâm taking a few years off I hope you understandâ and now he literally hasnât posted in 2 yearsđ
Good riddance tbh
He hath returned
I love how Chad's dad doesn't bring back up the heroine after Chad says don't worry.
Watching this hungover as fuck, like god intended
Same bru
im on acid right now
@@peterpimmelmann3330 bro what are you seeing
Straight up
@@cudanhn7021 everything is moving like its alive, flowing. straight lines bend, things look very organic. just staring at a blank wall becomes interesting. its funny
Chad singing opera is the classiest thing I've ever seen on this show
I like how when fitz asked for advice to swagger on how he can improve his life, swagger had an immediate response (and the response itself)
This aged perfectly
I remember being on twitter figuiring out there was some shit going on between the misfits and you guys because Fitz became active and tweeted weird shit same with swagger and then you boys
Missed out on asking fitz how many women he has obliterated
I was expecting something of that
fuck fitz honestly, my poor boy carson
@@neophobia404 dude who cares. katerino obviously wanted a guy who could break her back and Carson just wasn't (and will almodt certainly never be) that. shit happens literally all the time irl
forsenCD
@@L1vingAshlar my man
This, explains a lot about my twitter feed
Love you guys, youâve given me the feeling of brotherhood with your content
And itâs helped me so much keep it up
11:00 Have to appreciate Max for not breaking our hearts
I respecc
Man swaggers face mask thing is either the most unsanitary thing on earth or the most sanitised thing because of the amount of alcohol he dabbed on it.
I love when chad's face twists when he laughs like a seal lmao
I miss the âGood old daysâ with flirty Frank and Ian, but without that coming to an end we wouldnât have got this podcast and more importantly... The idubbbz squirrel videos
let's be honest i would trade cold ones just to see them get drunk and vomit everywhere once again
Gotta love those squirrel videos.
They were the ultimate crew. When together, they are invincible.
Its an allegory for growing and maturing
@@aniyilator but... But.... Muh papa Franku
Nah jk, they're all doing what they feel is best for them, I just wanna see joji on one of these tbh
wow what a coincidence i made food and then refreshed youtube and this is up. happy holidays cold ones i love you
Lit
@@BritPaun love that :D i made some microwave rice hahaha
bruh same. got my bagel ready
Same
I didnât make food but I got high right before lol
The speed at which Mrs. Roberts defused her boysâ racial meme shows what a great wife and mother she is. Pretty wholesome
She's not a good mother, her and chad killed a litter of puppies with exhaust fumes when he was young. They are fucking disgusting people.
@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 what
@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 thatâs just as bad as someone buying some burgers
@@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227 what
Go to 14:00 on "loser reads hater comments 5" from filthy Frank, he says some disgusting things
Misfits and cold ones are literally the only podcasts I enjoy, naturally, when theyre together its even better
A year late to this comment but LITERALLY THE ONLY PODCASTS I CAN LISTEN TO
shout out to chad's dad for reacting to the mention of heroin by suggesting they take acid together because he saw it might be legal in some state. legend
Tripped me the fuck out when Swagger started breathing smoke through his mask @ 25:55
bruuh im high af watching this. and when swagger blew his vape out his eyes 25:55 shit was like wha.
This was the most impactful cold ones I've seen in awhile. :) Cool to see where everyone's at
dam they predicted callmecarson talking to those 17 year olds
Thatâs why I was thinking lol
Its because they already knew lol everyone around him knew for a while before it went public
ye, I think its blown out of proportion tho
@@koekie7003 Of course it is, people are acting like he was a 35 year old man. Dopamine starved kiddos just love the drama.
@@seeshure1545 the problem was the power dynamic. Carson had a lot of influence over his fans and knowingly abused that.
"man i'm glad covid is over"
Me: screams in American
Spoke too soon don't you worry
I thought yall said it was a hoax
@@Angels510 why are you saying yall if you're not american
yâall
@@FirstnameLastname-nd9wx little known fact perhaps but other places also shorten you all to yall or yous.
Love how there wearing sweaters and making it look like a snowy Christmas when dam well it be 40 Degrees out side for sure.
So crazy rewatching this and them talking about covid
The Enough is enough segment was very wholesome. Swagger is such a dad
can't believe the year has already passed, Pimp Chimpin to 2021
Literally couldn't be happier to be here this early. I love you guys, thank you for making 2020 more tolerable.
33:44 swagger preparing to inform everyone nutmeg has cyanide
love this gives me a chrismas warm feeling in my cozy bedroom
"After COVID"
Meanwhile London is in lockdown because a new covid strain is blitzing through the southeast :)
Government lied on that one. This "new" strain has been about since September.
If it makes you feel better itâs basically not worse it just spreads faster sadly.
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this episode was weirdly wholesome and nice
I fully believe this is the only podcast I can never put down just so good
Genuinely a wholesome episode
Fitz was speaking mad fax so many influencers speech so hard they all feel the same.
This was like a different kind of wholesome
I have been depressed lately and this made me laugh harder than i have in a while, thank you for your wondeful content.
This is one of the best cold ones episodes in my opinion, you guys should definitely have an episode with all the misfits
they didnt even ask any questions lmaoo
Saying youâre not addicted to weed, but doing it everyday, and not being able to quit, is being addicted.
Or u just like to smoke weed. These guys are rich and live comfortably, they donât have to stop if they donât want to. I get weed once a month and smoke it all consecutively for 4-7 days. Doesnât mean Iâm addicted I just like to smoke. U most likely go on CZcams everyday are u addicted to CZcams?
@@freshavocado4755 no itâs the fact that people say âI can stop if I wanted toâ but when challenged to stop, they canât do it cause theyâre addicted
@@thealaskanforever yep
@@thealaskanforever that doesnât make sense. Why would they be challenged? What is there to gain? Just cause a random like u says, âthen stopâ, and they donât it means theyâre addicted? Thatâs not a reason to stop. If weed was having negative affects on someoneâs life AND THEN they canât stop itâs an addiction. But just cause someone doesnât want to stop doesnât mean a single thing, other than they like it. Stop with the bs bro. Itâs a dumb point. Addiction is when youâre body physically needs it, or you ignore negative affects on your life to keep doing something. Theyâre not having either problem so there is ZERO reason to stop. I used to have a friend like u until I pointed this exact point out.
@@thealaskanforever I thought I was addicted to weed but I just stopped smoking. you're wrong. it's not that addictive to most
âLess of a tool now and more of a rewardâ very true brother
So glad I came back to this in December đđ„
This is all I wanted for Christmas
Is that my homeboy of the holy crusade swagger souls ?
Souls that are swag
Cold ones has single handely made 2020 go from terrible to pretty good. Thanks for the laughs and good times lads, you are the best content on CZcams atm
This was such a good vid we need a reunion for this years Christmas.
banger of an episode made my night appreciate it boys
Most of these would be the greatest Card Against Humanity cards ever
Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the lighting and filming is, itâs so gorgeous
I love Beau Miles. All that needs to be said his production quality is so amazing and he is very entertaining.
I wanna see chads dad on misfits podcast he's gotta have some good drug stories
no one could figure out what the fuck heâs saying
My favourite quote from this episode:
Peopleâs nans are still dying, itâs kinda their thing - Fitz, 2020
love having return guests even more than new guests fr
18:56 wholesome 19:12 super wholesome
I feel like there are 4 hosts in this Podcast.
âAfter covidâ đ© cries in American
Eh you don't have that bad compared to my country...
@@lekis873 fairly sure America has it the worst
@@Riley-sx6tz yeah tends to happen when both sides of government wanna play games.
'reee muh freedum wearing a mask is the govt enslaving us'
Cries in UK
Hearing everyone talk about covid in past tense really hit hard. Yâall are lucky.
This was a great episode. I think having hosts of another podcast does really help
Cold Ones and The Misfits podcast are by far the best podcasts on this platform!