When a criminal meets a MONSTER.

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 29. 09. 2022
  • Music
    Oddwin - 19
    Tidiane - Melodic
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 4,4K

  • @cosmicgoggles4905
    @cosmicgoggles4905 Před rokem +4529

    "I heard you, and you heard me."
    What a power move.

    • @takatotakasui8307
      @takatotakasui8307 Před rokem +24

      Cold shit

    • @zachwells5049
      @zachwells5049 Před rokem +6

      Pulled a good old Kevin Samuels

    • @sassylittleprophet
      @sassylittleprophet Před rokem +31

      Reminds me of the time when a peer of mine at my church extorted kids out of a bunch of tickets so she could win the game (which she did), and she asked me how many tickets I had (so she could gloat), and when I refused to answer she called me "high and mighty," and I told her "well at least I came by my tickets honestly," and she said "what did you say?" and I said "you heard me" and walked away

    • @RabidDogma
      @RabidDogma Před rokem

      @@zachwells5049 LMFAO RIP to that trash

  • @DamOneMan
    @DamOneMan Před rokem +16777

    He took the phrase "We Don't Negotiate With Terrorists" to the heart

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Před rokem +315

      There’s a difference between making the hard choice and just not giving a damn.

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado Před rokem +198

      @@FrostReave Just make the hard choice without giving a damn.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Před rokem +163

      @@alzhanvoidsansado if you don’t give a damn it’s not a hard choice

    • @alzhanvoidsansado
      @alzhanvoidsansado Před rokem +83

      @@FrostReave To you no, to the rest of society and the kidnapper? Yes. So it's a hard choice, that you personally don't give a damn about.

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Před rokem +56

      @@alzhanvoidsansado But that doesn’t make sense. Because others aren’t making the choice so it’s *not* hard for them. It may *seem* like it from a outside perspective but it’s not for *you* the one making the choice and therefore isn’t a hard choice. What others think isn’t more important.

  • @narutosauske12
    @narutosauske12 Před rokem +12374

    Denial- 0:36
    Anger- 1:01
    Bargaining- 1:18
    Depression- 2:11
    Acceptance- 2:22

    • @Th3NoobQueen
      @Th3NoobQueen Před rokem +588

      The -seven- five stages of grief

    • @MingChilling-
      @MingChilling- Před rokem +169

      i feel as this will blow up some time

    • @deshmkh5014
      @deshmkh5014 Před rokem +34

      halleluiah

    • @Goldfishbroha
      @Goldfishbroha Před rokem +54

      This funny asf 😂

    • @sculean
      @sculean Před rokem +85

      god damn it what have you done, now someone is going to making a 10+ minute review on this video and how deep it is

  • @shiv-em-all
    @shiv-em-all Před rokem +5747

    imagine thats the "monsters" whole plan so he gets his family back

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 Před rokem +575

      Reverse psychology lol

    • @davitucsonn2243
      @davitucsonn2243 Před rokem +418

      he could've even burned printed money instead of the withdrawed bank money

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 Před rokem +253

      @@davitucsonn2243 That would actually kind of work/be kind of meta since that's probably similar to what Caleb actually did for the skit. Lol

    • @evangedeon2194
      @evangedeon2194 Před rokem +58

      And all it cost was two million dollars. That would be kind of sweet in a weird way

    • @Philosjutsu
      @Philosjutsu Před rokem

      Never negotiate with a terrorist.

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap Před rokem +8522

    "Your kids."
    "Forgot I had any."
    man's a savage. said every man for himself 😭

  • @ICTheAlchemist
    @ICTheAlchemist Před rokem +22713

    “I heard you… and you heard me.”
    This man cannot be reasoned with 😭

    • @odinnthevikingboy7217
      @odinnthevikingboy7217 Před rokem +281

      *LETS BE HONEST WE ALL* are tired of these bots

    • @yurrinsycer5299
      @yurrinsycer5299 Před rokem +1

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 not me tho czcams.com/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/video.html

    • @tyuniversal
      @tyuniversal Před rokem +119

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 facts there POINTLESS!

    • @anaalina5964
      @anaalina5964 Před rokem +79

      BEST LINE EVER 🤣

    • @baranismus
      @baranismus Před rokem +37

      @@odinnthevikingboy7217 CZcams won't do shit tho

  • @sweyn8054
    @sweyn8054 Před rokem +2221

    "...we have your kids"..."I forgot I had kids". Lmfao

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 Před rokem +20

      Right

    • @ParadoxPerson02
      @ParadoxPerson02 Před rokem +27

      My jaw actually dropped at that line, I was not expecting that. XD

    • @Kronosdoesshit
      @Kronosdoesshit Před rokem +12

      *Bass drop intensifies*

    • @mamabear448
      @mamabear448 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Dang

    • @fortnitesexman
      @fortnitesexman Před 6 měsíci +2

      bro can't even do the bare minimum of copy and pasting the actual quote from the video 💀

  • @solemnace
    @solemnace Před rokem +1039

    Need a follow up episode where they're still taking care of these 'hostages' because they don't want to go back

    • @testgamer571
      @testgamer571 Před rokem +25

      BRILLIANT.

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 Před rokem +9

      Ahh, Goku in Dragon Ball NT. Gets kidnapped, Vegeta hangs up on the ransom call, and Goku eats them into poverty iirc. I'm never watching NT again so can't confirm.

    • @krypton7900
      @krypton7900 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@chatoyerhuggins2894 dragon ball NT?

  • @poke9763
    @poke9763 Před rokem +4854

    "They've been through enough." I don't know whether to feel bad for him or the hostages who're going back to that monster.

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem +12

      Please stop watching these rubbish videos

    • @vegeets3710
      @vegeets3710 Před rokem +159

      These damn bots

    • @silver_bullet9486
      @silver_bullet9486 Před rokem +130

      @@vegeets3710 now we have bots who try to make us think other bots are real XD

    • @BW20532
      @BW20532 Před rokem +72

      @@silver_bullet9486 Sounds like something a bot would say e_e

    • @vegeets3710
      @vegeets3710 Před rokem +38

      @@BW20532 very suspicious

  • @Moshuun
    @Moshuun Před rokem +2566

    I wonder if the hostages warned him, like “bro, kidnapping us is rescue, fam”.

    • @justinzhang9084
      @justinzhang9084 Před rokem +91

      ig they still thought the monster had a shred of empathy

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm Před rokem +184

      Kidnapper: "You can go home." Family: "Home? You seen that guy? No way, this is our home, now." "Get out! Go home!" "So mom and dad, you live in here, we're going to live in this room across the hall."

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 Před rokem

      This is one of the hostage:
      czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html

    • @Name-ru1kt
      @Name-ru1kt Před rokem +10

      Ikr why would he let them go home. He clearly should of turned it away from that

    • @badwulff
      @badwulff Před rokem +18

      @@mayssm OUT! GET OUUUUT!

  • @QuietMan81
    @QuietMan81 Před rokem +312

    I want to see this seriously done in a movie. Like the first fifteen minutes builds up to this scene, and then the real plot isn't about these criminals at all. It's just the other guy having a tangentially related adventure and occasionally mentioning that his parents are "probably dead by now."

  • @narogmog
    @narogmog Před rokem +901

    I love how Caleb hinted towards the criminal not being that bad since he didnt ask for all of the guys money, and just 2 mil out of his 14 mil. I like stuff like that.

    • @HydroniteTB
      @HydroniteTB Před rokem +61

      They were only two dudes so one million each is still a lot, it makes sense

    • @NotSoOriginal06
      @NotSoOriginal06 Před rokem +67

      "Not that bad"
      Bro he kidnapped CHILDREN

    • @cracky3931
      @cracky3931 Před 11 měsíci +64

      @@NotSoOriginal06 Yeah... but he kidnapped kids from *that* guy

    • @darknessdevours5827
      @darknessdevours5827 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@HydroniteTB one million isn't a lot though, nor is 2. 10, even 50 million isn't all that much. Best case, 1 mil lets you be able to survive with the bare minimum with no worries, which is more than some have, but it wouldn't get you anything you desire. No luxuries of any kind. So, yeah, to some people, it would literally save their life, but only to the point that they can eat and sleep comfortably, not actually enjoy life.

    • @ninjahunterx7497
      @ninjahunterx7497 Před 10 měsíci +43

      ​@@darknessdevours5827Being able to eat and sleep comfortably and being with your loved ones is enjoying life. What more do you need?

  • @_xkriime
    @_xkriime Před rokem +28738

    I like how the “criminal” became more worried as the conversation went on and just accepted the fact that he was not fazed

  • @dvidecyber390
    @dvidecyber390 Před rokem +8352

    I imagine the criminal teaming up with the good guys to take down the monster.

    • @vhs360
      @vhs360 Před rokem +8

      It was metaphorical.

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon Před rokem +73

      And at the end, they all end up surrounded by hired mercenaries, and shot. 'Monster': "Bruh, what were you thinking? Do you want to know why I seem so callous? It's was FOR YOU. I wanted you to give up, while the going was still good. And wanted my family to not be stupid, and believe that everything was fine in the world, when it isn't, and relying on me when they shouldn't. I wanted you to give up your life of crime. But at the end of the day, y'all couldn't avoid natural selection, no matter how hard I tried to convince you otherwise. I have twelve million dollars to spend on laying waste to my enemies, while you're penniless. You're all stupid, and this is all YOUR fault. All these mercenaries? Now they're going to go home and be able to feed their families, while I ain't gonna have one and be penniless. Who is the real monsters here? Not them. Not me. YOU...stupids."

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Před rokem +11

      @@TarsonTalon thank you for the fresh take 🙏

    • @eagleleft
      @eagleleft Před rokem

      I imagine him killing his family and sending the video to the criminals to spite them which results in the criminals working with the good guys to take him down

    • @scottchaison1001
      @scottchaison1001 Před rokem +3

      ​@@TarsonTalon No.

  • @MisterEvvvSymphoenix
    @MisterEvvvSymphoenix Před rokem +481

    *HE HUNG UP ON ME!* 1:10 The look of pure, entitled frustration was so perfect. Your acting skills are on point. The I'm sure he misses the times when being hung up on was the biggest thing he had to worry about. How the guy didn't even flinch or shift his hat before dismissing the call was hilarious. I thought the monster was gonna show up outside his door, shrouded in an aura of Black Airforce energy, not for the hostages, but for recreation.

  • @snatchadams69
    @snatchadams69 Před rokem +190

    The look at 1:27 truly sells how big of a monster white hat is...

  • @ZekeMagnum
    @ZekeMagnum Před rokem +7233

    '' I heard you and you heard me''. God damn what a power move

    • @is-haqmadaraka70
      @is-haqmadaraka70 Před rokem +29

      I've seen it in a movie before, just can't grasp which one it was

    • @Jagpagaco
      @Jagpagaco Před rokem +33

      To be fair I would do the same if it was about my mom XD
      I mean they can do whatever they want to do with her ... altho with that said it don't mean they would WANT to do much with her ...

    • @nuibaba280
      @nuibaba280 Před rokem +9

      That delivery killed me

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo Před rokem +17

      @@Jagpagaco Same, same. 😌 No Contact Gang. 🤝

    • @FathomMane
      @FathomMane Před 10 měsíci

      I MENTIONED YOUR PAY!

  • @EffortLevelZeroProductions
    @EffortLevelZeroProductions Před rokem +13751

    This man doesn’t age, he’s the ash ketchum of CZcams

  • @somerandomdogontheinternet1338

    “I heard you and you heard me” bro’s a menace 💀

  • @DawweH
    @DawweH Před rokem +24

    "HE HANG UP ON ME!!" Best line 😂😂😂

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator Před rokem +4148

    The scammer was actually such a good man, he just wanted to keep Caleb’s money safe from the bank and he also felt bad for the hostages, since they had been through enough.

    • @thedark-commander598
      @thedark-commander598 Před rokem +4

      I got the 100th like

    • @Yeeterminator
      @Yeeterminator Před rokem +3

      @@thedark-commander598 noice lol

    • @captain4865
      @captain4865 Před rokem

      Whats the white hoodie caleb is wearing called

    • @blaedus5318
      @blaedus5318 Před rokem

      Safe from the bank? Nah, try safe from the government since it's breaking into people's safe deposit boxes and flat out stealing the contents. Even the judge on the case was shocked.

    • @armyant9163
      @armyant9163 Před rokem

      @@captain4865 one name for it is a bucket cap

  • @Nintendo3DSdude1
    @Nintendo3DSdude1 Před rokem +2807

    2:01 The way he says “Why do you want MY money?” in that tone of voice is brilliant.

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Před 11 měsíci +14

    Bro the man literally described Jack Horner's personality very perfectly

  • @gamerkide12
    @gamerkide12 Před rokem +18

    Joker: “Why do you want my money”

  • @mackenziedesire7515
    @mackenziedesire7515 Před rokem +14323

    Caleb uses so many of the same tricks and general premises/characters in so many videos, and yet the sketches _never_ feel stale. It's genuinely so impressive, I really don't get how he does it.

    • @brockfordjunktion
      @brockfordjunktion Před rokem +519

      I can't think of a video of his that I've watched that hasn't at least gotten a smile out of me. Good ideas done well.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 Před rokem +31

      Yeah

    • @fluffy9055
      @fluffy9055 Před rokem +68

      backhanded compliment

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged Před rokem +403

      @@fluffy9055 not exactly. In better words "it's impressive how he can reuse material, and still keep the audience engaged" the ability to sell the same thing to multiple audiences, or even the same audience more than once, is a huge skill and part of being a comedian, as much as is coming up with new content.

    • @mackenziedesire7515
      @mackenziedesire7515 Před rokem +125

      ​@@fluffy9055 Not really? I'm saying he uses those similar elements so effectively and creatively that it never feels like the content is repetitive. At worst, I'd say it could be considered a critique, except even that would imply I see it as a negative at all, which I don't. It's like artists- he has a style, similarities that are clearly CalebCity, but that doesn't mean he is overusing them or anything.
      I guess maybe I worded it poorly, but my intention definitely wasn't to criticize those aspects. I really enjoy those bits, in fact.

  • @OriOriOhG
    @OriOriOhG Před rokem +838

    "It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem

      Shut it pls

    • @smugsneasel
      @smugsneasel Před rokem +15

      "Including but not limited to, two million dollars"

    • @tenjenk
      @tenjenk Před rokem +12

      jeez SIX bot replies?! CZcams please. This is happening on so many vids right now

    • @smippycis6285
      @smippycis6285 Před rokem +2

      Reminds of the payday2 dudes who burnt the whole stash of cash in a bank on camera just to piss off another dude 😂😂😂

    • @TightMoneyGripp813
      @TightMoneyGripp813 Před rokem

      👍🏾🤛🏾

  • @Shunryo
    @Shunryo Před rokem +31

    “They can go home” the Griffy reference

  • @gurvmlk
    @gurvmlk Před rokem +30

    I have a friend who would definitely handle the situation like that. Not because he's a bad person, but because he legitimately despises his entire family due to them being the terrible people in the equation.

    • @BknMoonStudios
      @BknMoonStudios Před rokem +1

      Maybe the criminals would kidnap you to get your homie to pay the ransom.
      If he's a true bro, of course. LMAO

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Před rokem +1

      @@BknMoonStudios That would probably be much more likely to work.

  • @thathoodedgirl10
    @thathoodedgirl10 Před rokem +2586

    "We have your kids"
    "I forgot I had them"
    -Fushiguro Toji, probably

    • @user-db4lk7yg3o
      @user-db4lk7yg3o Před rokem +80

      bro what he literally stabbed himself in the head while being mind controlled in order to save megumi tf thats a W dad

    • @user-lemon852
      @user-lemon852 Před rokem +22

      That's him before he changed

    • @duyanhbui5386
      @duyanhbui5386 Před rokem +67

      @@user-db4lk7yg3o ain t he sell his son to the zenin clan to make money

    • @user-db4lk7yg3o
      @user-db4lk7yg3o Před rokem +17

      @@duyanhbui5386 maybe a little bit

    • @jcs3146
      @jcs3146 Před rokem +70

      @@user-db4lk7yg3o 💀 the duality of man

  • @Jemini.W
    @Jemini.W Před rokem +11995

    Someone needs to hire Caleb as a screenwriter already. His quality has NEVER dipped

    • @TokyMiku
      @TokyMiku Před rokem +106

      Maybe he just enjoys doing his own thing instead 💜

    • @fight8the8feeling8
      @fight8the8feeling8 Před rokem +163

      Just letting you know stuff like this doesn’t work on the big screen or television, CZcams has those quick serotonin hits, but he would have to make 30-60 minutes of comedy content weekly for writing big time.

    • @daddyshome6990
      @daddyshome6990 Před rokem +53

      why do you want him to go work for someone when he's already his own boss and doing very well. you complain about the man but always wanna go work for him.

    • @mopmoop5070
      @mopmoop5070 Před rokem +5

      and hes always dripped out too

    • @michaelbread5906
      @michaelbread5906 Před rokem +19

      I want to see a movie called Caleb City where it's 1hr 50min and all the actors are Caleb.

  • @dayswillburn777
    @dayswillburn777 Před rokem +35

    I almost choked when he said "f*ck her!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sleepninja2350
    @sleepninja2350 Před rokem +42

    The way mrcity’s face looked when he hit that moment of realization, no words but u could feel the shock and denial. A1 acting

  • @devontaylor2931
    @devontaylor2931 Před rokem +555

    “I said we have your mom not a mob”
    Caleb: “I heard you and you heard me” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaydog8536
      @Jaydog8536 Před rokem +1

      ​@griffy how did I not see that coming

  • @Mement0MoRi-
    @Mement0MoRi- Před rokem +521

    "HEHANGUPONME!" Got me rolling😭

    • @Celt420
      @Celt420 Před rokem +8

      Have a non-bot reply, stranger of the same mind as l
      Fare thee well

    • @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee
      @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee Před rokem +3

      And have another bot reply while you're at it.
      Beep boop

    • @takeylalane2425
      @takeylalane2425 Před rokem +2

      Swear in effing tears 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ajaxlancer
      @Ajaxlancer Před rokem

      @@Celt420 why is this video flooded with the bot responses lmao

    • @Mement0MoRi-
      @Mement0MoRi- Před rokem

      @@Ajaxlancer bro i don't even know who's a bot and who isn't anymore, like i think you're one but im second guessing myself😭

  • @blitzgaming9561
    @blitzgaming9561 Před rokem +11

    The good all rule of "you can't blackmail someone who just doesn't care".

  • @Chuby_ubesie
    @Chuby_ubesie Před 7 měsíci +5

    The "he hung up on me" Was so Funny😂😂

  • @mastercyconide7660
    @mastercyconide7660 Před rokem +11918

    The fact that you play all the characters in most of your skits, have maintained this diy value, and still garnered this many subscribers is really telling to just how talented and entertaining you are.

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 Před rokem +72

      He’s very talented. He can sing too.

    • @savior-777hunting9
      @savior-777hunting9 Před rokem +29

      Caleb be the goat

    • @whitneyd6827
      @whitneyd6827 Před rokem +76

      I always think about the fact that he's one of the last surviving channels like this. Short diy skits used to be the most popular content on youtube and people moved on from almost everyone but Caleb, he's just too damn funny

    • @expiredkermit987
      @expiredkermit987 Před rokem +9

      hes always kept it so consistent thats why I love him

    • @geigercourtier
      @geigercourtier Před rokem +3

      Agreed 💯

  • @hotkoyoto
    @hotkoyoto Před rokem +4172

    The fact that people like the 'monster' exist is even funnier and scarier in both regards. Caleb , you never miss king.

  • @shanekiaduncan7273
    @shanekiaduncan7273 Před rokem +4

    Biiittchhh those hostages were prolly bawling crying after finding out who they gon get blackmailed for😂🤣🤣😂😂good looking out that he was considerate enough to understand their traumas

  • @spiderninja211
    @spiderninja211 Před rokem +620

    “Your kids.”
    “Forgot I had any”
    “I heard you, and you heard me”
    This man always makes me f*cking die

    • @Stitch4978
      @Stitch4978 Před rokem

      Tbh I make entertaining vids just like Caleb. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not, you can come tell me. czcams.com/channels/cT_5U3k-3Ons4pFmO4cbYg.html

  • @KingJaggerjack
    @KingJaggerjack Před rokem +388

    "They can go home" had the same energy as "I'm going home" 😂

  • @ryanvang4080
    @ryanvang4080 Před rokem +9

    "HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!!" Lmao

  • @mobilelegendsmemes
    @mobilelegendsmemes Před rokem +14

    1:53 Ging Freecs when Aunt Mito asks child support for Gon

  • @marineconquest4942
    @marineconquest4942 Před rokem +653

    plot twist: this guy is just the descendant of that guy from “when the hero is just as smart as the villain” and knew this would set the criminal off and let his family go

    • @AegixDrakan
      @AegixDrakan Před rokem +53

      You know what, that plot twist checks out.

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder Před rokem +24

      @@AegixDrakan hey, Im here for the interview

    • @jettaeschroff6924
      @jettaeschroff6924 Před rokem +28

      @@linkholder GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!! GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

    • @karma5390
      @karma5390 Před rokem +26

      Now that you mention it, they do look kinda similar

    • @ThePunchlineIsPorn
      @ThePunchlineIsPorn Před rokem +18

      @@karma5390 Almost identical, even.

  • @ameerk5677
    @ameerk5677 Před rokem +1072

    the fast he responded when they say "we have your dad too" is just priceless😂😂😂

    • @slit5006
      @slit5006 Před rokem

      BRO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKK czcams.com/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/video.html JEEZ

    • @deluxevirtually1922
      @deluxevirtually1922 Před rokem +1

      caleb taught me a lesson: czcams.com/video/D1fJwNp1u5U/video.html

    • @icewing202
      @icewing202 Před rokem +9

      that and the variation of the 4 notes that played before when he verified that he didnt care about his mom but with the string insturment added to it

  • @fredricksonthe96th
    @fredricksonthe96th Před rokem +4

    Hostages be like "NO, DON'T LET ME GO BACK THERE!!!"

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano Před rokem +3

    “HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!!!!😡”
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT Před rokem +572

    "w-we have your kids"
    "I have one of those? oh god, I have two of those!"

  • @artpadlife8
    @artpadlife8 Před rokem +22

    "Why are you so callous?!" sent me. Your videos are always quality comedy.

  • @tucegs522
    @tucegs522 Před rokem +7

    no way y’all ain’t talking about that “no i won’t” delivery in here 😭that shit was flawless

  • @NoNameX_X0
    @NoNameX_X0 Před rokem +589

    Imagine someone actually acted like this and they let the hostages go because the criminal felt pity for them 💀

    • @malliemaile6746
      @malliemaile6746 Před rokem +18

      doubt probably sell dem organs

    • @devinomatsu2444
      @devinomatsu2444 Před rokem

      @@malliemaile6746 I was thinking prostitution

    • @hittkid6312
      @hittkid6312 Před rokem +27

      Stalin sort of was like this. His son was captured during the war the Nazis proposed a prisoner exchange and Stalin essentially said "fuck you go kill him"

    • @gerardmorton8517
      @gerardmorton8517 Před rokem

      Usual suspect kyza Sosa just killed his family when the criminal threatened to use the as collateral....

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Před rokem +11

      If they ain't about to traffic/sell the hostages and didn't reveal any info to them, letting them go would probably be for the best. The difficulty is the exchange nonsense you see in movies. Thats just asking for trouble. If there's no exchange to be done though, well its fairly safe to just let em go.
      Just don't let the hostages see anything or you gotta kill em either way.

  • @jorgecarbajal8076
    @jorgecarbajal8076 Před rokem +985

    1:52-1:56 I was just as shocked as the criminal by that response. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an attempt at blackmail fail so spectacularly as this one before.

    • @marlom7882
      @marlom7882 Před rokem

      Fr that was some of the most ignorant shit I’ve ever heard in my life

    • @danitho
      @danitho Před rokem

      Ikr!

    • @kymanidawson2487
      @kymanidawson2487 Před rokem +5

      What other attempts at blackmail have you seen?

    • @jello_sluper5070
      @jello_sluper5070 Před rokem +2

      Wtf are these bots

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac Před rokem +11

      Like, I have a terrible relationship with my parents. Abysmal. I would probably respond the same way.
      But then he forgot he had kids, and burned millions of dollars in front of people desperate for money. I'm glad Caleb made sure to really sell it so people in my shoes would be laughing hysterically like everyone else

  • @CKing97
    @CKing97 Před rokem +31

    Has Caleb gotten any acting gigs yet? Ain't no way someone who can do this many characters so perfectly hasn't gotten picked up yet

  • @hunterojustice7236
    @hunterojustice7236 Před rokem +9

    The second I hear “listen very carefully”, I AM HANGING UP!! I can’t be blackmailed if I don’t know what they have against me

  • @TheLoneBit
    @TheLoneBit Před rokem +196

    "Let them go, they've been through enough."
    Best line in the whole video.

  • @RajPatel-bp3hf
    @RajPatel-bp3hf Před rokem +408

    "The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose."

    • @HamsterPants522
      @HamsterPants522 Před rokem +8

      That is completely true.

    • @lorenzoantonelli6467
      @lorenzoantonelli6467 Před rokem +30

      Actually he has much to lose, he just don't give a f**k about it 🤣.

    • @monis9420
      @monis9420 Před rokem +7

      Fun fact : this monster has everything to loose but he don't give a f*ck
      He is og. 😆😆

  • @huttserl
    @huttserl Před rokem +59

    Honestly, im really glad caleb is still doing what he does. Quality content that doesnt get stale compared to alot of other similar youtubers

  • @KaydogEntertainment
    @KaydogEntertainment Před 7 měsíci +10

    1:16 why did he say mom like that 😭

  • @sevendeadlynoobs7577
    @sevendeadlynoobs7577 Před rokem +319

    “He hang up on me!?” Bro the way he says stuff has me dying 😂 plus I think I heard a new sound in this video

  • @Qsie
    @Qsie Před rokem +1448

    The way he hung up, that was just gangsta energy 10/10
    edit: youtube better sleep this bots, on god 💀

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem +1

      Can everyone here shut it?

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem +3

      @just i c e You said you met Caleb city but it was just a video of you cooking potatoes? why did you lie to me?

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem

      @Slatt That wasn't a gameplay it was a music video I don't know why you lied to me

    • @Naofumi-Iwatani
      @Naofumi-Iwatani Před rokem +3

      Speaking of a gangsta's paradise,
      We lost the singer of Gangstas Paradise...

    • @sjqusgs9021
      @sjqusgs9021 Před rokem +3

      @@Naofumi-Iwatani Noooo

  • @Saya_562
    @Saya_562 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Lol that line delivery of “He hang up on me” was too good 😂 I’m dying!!

  • @legitlefty
    @legitlefty Před 10 měsíci +3

    "You will wire 2 million dollars to the bank I tell you to-"
    "No I won't."
    funniest part

  • @terrencebollard629
    @terrencebollard629 Před rokem +2435

    Everyone is talking about how talented and unique you are (because you are of course). But can we a second to admire how clean those fits are 😤 bro is dripped out of his mind

  • @OLBICHL
    @OLBICHL Před rokem +133

    kidnapper: aight y'all can go home...
    kidnapped people: no, we're not going... as a matter of fact, we like it here and we'll stay... you go!
    kidnapper: the hell is wrong with you people... this is my house and you need to leave now
    kidnapped people: what house? oh, the one we just set on fire?
    kidnapper: you monsters... y'all are evil evil

  • @fierybookworm
    @fierybookworm Před rokem +10

    Caleb still out here delivering Black Mirror-level twists at a fraction at the time

  • @BEASTTyquale413
    @BEASTTyquale413 Před rokem +285

    1:21 I love how he said it twice knowing he’d ask him to say that again😂

    • @mr.joseph2430
      @mr.joseph2430 Před rokem +5

      what did he say? I dont identify what he said

    • @BEASTTyquale413
      @BEASTTyquale413 Před rokem

      @@mr.joseph2430 he said “F*** her”

    • @spiderking8011
      @spiderking8011 Před rokem

      @@mr.joseph2430 he said f*ck her

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda Před rokem +17

      @@mr.joseph2430 He said "*bleeep* her". And later he said "*bleeep* him too" about the dad.

  • @yummymango43
    @yummymango43 Před rokem +1837

    Real ones know that Caleb’s content is top tier

    • @vanitus111
      @vanitus111 Před rokem +16

      for a sec, i thought your comment was a coryxkenshin reference

    • @lb3_22
      @lb3_22 Před rokem +16

      this ain’t cory’s comment section 🤨

    • @jeremiahjeudy5064
      @jeremiahjeudy5064 Před rokem +2

      @@vanitus111 I did too

    • @_GhostEist_
      @_GhostEist_ Před rokem

      Gabagoo

    • @rushshady
      @rushshady Před rokem

      And all others are fakes? Time to weed out the clones

  • @gamingzone2553
    @gamingzone2553 Před rokem +5

    "I heard you and you heard me" A person that cannot be reasoned with and unfazed by anything

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX Před rokem +9

    This guy's acting never disappoints! 😂

  • @garyberger9257
    @garyberger9257 Před rokem +1104

    You drown me with emotion as the screen loses color. No one does it quite like you, Caleb. That was awesome!!!

  • @R0n1nD0m
    @R0n1nD0m Před rokem +85

    "I heard you. You heard me..."
    That's a cold line lol 😂😂😂🥶🥶

    • @myhead7167
      @myhead7167 Před rokem

      @Naruto Uchiha (Dont sub here, this is 2nd channel) cringe

  • @Rashawn418
    @Rashawn418 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Bro the "let them go home, they've been through enough" is so funny

  • @rayetjohnson5996
    @rayetjohnson5996 Před rokem +3

    Rewatching this and it's still one of my all time favorites

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox Před rokem +94

    0:34
    "What happened?"
    HEEHAGANANAMEE

  • @LeelosAdventure
    @LeelosAdventure Před rokem +200

    “Why are you so callous?” I love when Caleb says stuff like this. Idk how to describe it but it’s so funny

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Před rokem +22

      i think it has to do with the generally very casual way of talking and type of words they use randomly interrupted with a very specific and slightly obscure word.

  • @Not_e-
    @Not_e- Před rokem +10

    I ain't smile in 2 days and you my guy is what made me smile. Laugh even.

  • @Jimbodawg
    @Jimbodawg Před měsícem +1

    This is one of my favorite skits of yours and it never gets old.

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid Před rokem +892

    this one has got to be my favourite performance by caleb, it's just so PERFECT

  • @black69071
    @black69071 Před rokem +145

    Honestly the lack of reaction before hanging up on the phone, is some funny shit lol.

  • @Jericoshost
    @Jericoshost Před rokem +2

    "We have the one you care about the most"
    The man in white-"Unless you kidnapped me without my knowledge thats impossible"

  • @felipenaressi16
    @felipenaressi16 Před rokem +8

    This is saying a lot when it comes to your master pieces my good sir, but this is BY FAR one of your best!

  • @arcticridge
    @arcticridge Před rokem +39

    2:23
    (Why did I think I could hold this guy's parents ransom.. How could I have been so stupid.. I need to get to the bottom of why.. I'm so stupid..)

  • @SunGodRyan
    @SunGodRyan Před rokem +68

    why is no one talking about how perfect that “he hung up on me!” is 😂😭😂😭

    • @TheSamuss
      @TheSamuss Před rokem +2

      the delivery was incredible

    • @badventist-petite
      @badventist-petite Před rokem +2

      He sounded like one of those mob gangsters from the 1930s 💀💀
      I’ve watched that part a dozen times already

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Před rokem +69

    2:00 Bro said that like Joker 💀💀

  • @ThisPhoenixFire
    @ThisPhoenixFire Před rokem +2

    Straight menace who burns two million that's a HARD flex

  • @wilsonno9675
    @wilsonno9675 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This isn't just callous, this is Diavolo level callous!

  • @patrickbailey2799
    @patrickbailey2799 Před rokem +312

    The look of dawning horror and realization that the longer this went on the more dangerous things would become for him! So great!

    • @littlesneets8026
      @littlesneets8026 Před rokem +3

      I'm just gonna say, I absolutely agree with you. I'm sorry your comment had to get invaded by a bunch of bots, but your comment was funny. Cheers

  • @jordanwhitaker9022
    @jordanwhitaker9022 Před rokem +126

    “The smartest thing for you to do right now-“
    Caleb: Hangs up.

    Love it already. 😂

  • @anthonyroundtree5
    @anthonyroundtree5 Před rokem +16

    0:28 me when spammers call my phones

  • @professortree9387
    @professortree9387 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Alternative title: “When the criminal has a bigger heart than the victim”

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart Před rokem +372

    This man doesn't miss. Pure gold each time for years. 🤣

    • @SPMask
      @SPMask Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/qKe7sQ3mZ2A/video.html&ab_channel=SPMask

  • @unknownzero121
    @unknownzero121 Před rokem +752

    The stuff Caleb comes up with is astronomically funny and with his acting skills, dude should put in a movie.🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @longshaft87
      @longshaft87 Před rokem

      The time viewer please 30 mins i need to meet master Avacado

    • @shadowstep25
      @shadowstep25 Před rokem +3

      You just know he'd play all the characters himself.

    • @TravisOuttaHell
      @TravisOuttaHell Před rokem

      We all know what happened when smosh did it...

  • @sambailey6471
    @sambailey6471 Před rokem +12

    Man, this series is one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. I really have to compliment you on how you're bringing it to life. If it can make you happy, I'm taking inspiration from Caleb for a superhero of Jamaican nationality. I look forward to the next episode with anxiety and emotion.

  • @XaviBruh
    @XaviBruh Před 10 měsíci +1

    I heard you.
    YOU HEARD ME.
    Cold 🥶

  • @keyblader1985
    @keyblader1985 Před rokem +58

    1:55 a whole new level of Shocked Caleb

  • @kelltale
    @kelltale Před rokem +50

    1:31 “oh I heard you! you heard me!” 😂😂😂 bro come on LMAO

  • @zombie5715
    @zombie5715 Před rokem +10

    "I'm a villain not a monster..."

  • @noxsinfox1222
    @noxsinfox1222 Před rokem +1

    Totally love your work man! Keep up the exciting work!

  • @jaredcolon24
    @jaredcolon24 Před rokem +63

    The way he said “HE HUNG UP ON ME” 💀 😂

    • @myhead7167
      @myhead7167 Před rokem

      @Naruto Uchiha (Dont sub here, this is 2nd channel) stfu

  • @Dwayne_19K
    @Dwayne_19K Před rokem +29

    The way he said “HE HUNG UP ON ME”😭😂