Lmao that happened to me when I was a kid too. I think it must be if you lie about your age on social media. They basically sell all your data to advertisers, so I'm sure that's how they fuck up like that.
It's really metaphorical that even with absolute power, you still stand powerless against the power of scam callers and trying to get rid of them all would be a test of your sanity
You can conquer the flesh but the spirit can still be untouchable. Depends ont he person. A spirit too attached to the flesh will succumb to enough pressure.
Depressing fact: The "internet is a series of tubes" guy was actually pointing out the fact that 90% of all internet and telecommunications traffic is spam. If all spam calls and Emails stopped tomorrow everyone's internet would instantly get 10 times faster. He had a real point, he just didn't know any of the terminology so it came out sounding ridiculous and everyone laughed at him. To this day congress does nothing about it.
@@kingofgrim4761 You can advocate for specific human rights to be protected by your government, but im not sure advocacy will make a huge government buracracy efficient and effective.
I WISH this happens! The idea of people being so done with scam callers that they gain the power of instant transmission is so therapeutic on my spirit. I want all scam callers to hit John Wick so he can hunt them down.
@@scintillam_dei and why do you care? There are millions of people who believe and do things that are offensive for you and me,we can't do much about it,just focus on your life and keep moving forward
@@jhinabloomingflower807 'Cause racism is evil. Also, I was joking. I wasn't actually calling them racist. I was making fun of people who use the race card for almost every situation.
I just love how Caleb's skits seem so normal at first before it immediately begins spiralling downwards into something straight out of The Twilight Zone
@@wyattjoss3858 The scam center: *We’ve been exposed...........but before we go you can get a free subscription to useless stuff by entering your social security number here:*
"Just take my number off the list" "It's not that simple" "Y O U K N O W W H A T I S S I M P L E ? *LIFE OR DEATH* " for real gonna use that one next time
I've just discovered this channel and am now binging my way through all the videos, this one had me in tears laughing! These are great skits man, love it!
"what's your power" "I can teleport behind people" "wow that's Soooo useful..." "But only when I'm on the phone with them" "That's still pretty useful"
He's choking himself with one hand through another jacket while the other holds the camera perfectly while he acts. What a legend. It must look hilarious to see if you just walked into the room on that lmao
"You think you can kill just one of us and the calls will just stop?!?!"
"Time to go on a crusade I see"
Is that a jojo reference!?
DEUS VULT
@@lethalvenom8955 next you will say, "but how did I KNOW it was a Jojo reference?"
@@Kjack49044 but how did I KNOW it was a JoJo referen-*gasp*
@@Kjack49044 but how did we know it was a jojo reference!? *Nani*
Scammer: We’re calling to talk to you about your student loan.
Me: *is 14 and not yet in college*
So true lol
A person
Lmao that happened to me when I was a kid too. I think it must be if you lie about your age on social media. They basically sell all your data to advertisers, so I'm sure that's how they fuck up like that.
Nah they call me about a car insurance for a car I don’t have
Same here but it was about my car (which I don’t have)
It's really metaphorical that even with absolute power, you still stand powerless against the power of scam callers and trying to get rid of them all would be a test of your sanity
You can conquer the flesh but the spirit can still be untouchable. Depends ont he person. A spirit too attached to the flesh will succumb to enough pressure.
Nah. I'd just do a genocide against India and Sub-Saharan Africa. In fact..
Ahaha truly.
Being able to physically threaten a scam caller is the ultimate male power fantacy
Imagine being his neighbor and all you hear is
“I CHOOSE DEATH”
Imagine being CalebCity and all your comments are “Imagine being his neighbor...”
Poontah or death?
@@DaneWorms imagine trying to laugh at your comment
@@J0hnnyrenegxde it's really hard to imagine all i imagine is a frown, but it's also reality too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We will never stop calling!"
"Challenge accepted."
MysticEle he never said that 🤨
@@Reem-lm9fc uh yeah no shit sherlock.
Barney Stinson
Epicgamer55 the quotes make it sound like it’s in the video
Cmon now dwight
Depressing fact: The "internet is a series of tubes" guy was actually pointing out the fact that 90% of all internet and telecommunications traffic is spam. If all spam calls and Emails stopped tomorrow everyone's internet would instantly get 10 times faster. He had a real point, he just didn't know any of the terminology so it came out sounding ridiculous and everyone laughed at him. To this day congress does nothing about it.
Do you trust Congress to distinguish between spam and other data acurately?
@@terdragontra8900 tbf we can’t trust congress to keep human rights around so idk
@@kingofgrim4761 You can advocate for specific human rights to be protected by your government, but im not sure advocacy will make a huge government buracracy efficient and effective.
@@terdragontra8900 anyways, point is, you can’t trust the government to do anything good in the basic basic of circumstances.
But deep down there's someone pulling the strings, they're allowing the internet to be slow so ppl pay for higher speeds
I WISH this happens! The idea of people being so done with scam callers that they gain the power of instant transmission is so therapeutic on my spirit.
I want all scam callers to hit John Wick so he can hunt them down.
Fun fact for me is that I was watching a couple of john wick scenes haha
I mean in their defence, they're usually people who can't afford the cost of living unless they work for a place that hires just about anyone
That's racist against Indians.
@@scintillam_dei and why do you care? There are millions of people who believe and do things that are offensive for you and me,we can't do much about it,just focus on your life and keep moving forward
@@jhinabloomingflower807 'Cause racism is evil. Also, I was joking. I wasn't actually calling them racist. I was making fun of people who use the race card for almost every situation.
Plot Twist: He wasn't even there, he was at his house chilling.
Eating his cereal
W
F
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.
.
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And also eat your Cereal 🥣
Honey Nut Cheerios
HE WAS CHILL!
"I gotta pretend that I'm on a golf website."
*Googles golf pictures*
"Good enough."
LMFAOOOOO 🤣
1k like.
Perfect
Aye. Almost 400k views in an hour. Must be doing something right. Or we’re just dumbasses
Seriously no way there's that much milk in ice cream!!
The aggressive way he finally answered the call and it was just silence...I felt that so much.
I felt this one so much. Couldn’t stop laughing. “We ain’t gone never stop calling you”.
I had a scammer actually say those words to me and I was like bro fym?????
@@maddiedoes3571*Based on a true story*
Call from Scam Likely
“Hello?”
“Hey, I’m calling to schedule an interview?”
KnightroBlue22 his super power is calling anyone’s number repeatedly for no reason
GET AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOTTT
Geeeeeeeeeeeetttttt ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuut
Proceeds to break all the laws of science casually.
Superman is that you?
Hey, Im Here For The Interview.
Getting scam emails like "Your car insurance is no good"
Me: "I don't even own car.."
same
and that's NO GOOD
Right?
Omg these are the most common for me, I don’t even own a car
Me lol....they are reminding me how broke I am.
I just love how Caleb's skits seem so normal at first before it immediately begins spiralling downwards into something straight out of The Twilight Zone
How you pick the perfect scammer shirt though 😂😂😂
CalebCity: “Turn around”
*”Hey I’m here for the interview”*
IM WHEEZING BRUH
Edit: WOW this is the most liked I've ever gotten
Lmao
*GET OUUUUUUT GET OUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!*
Geettt ouuut geettttt ouuuuuuuuuttttttahhh
@@choicethetaurus good song dude
His neighbors must think he's crazy for yelling all the time.
... I see you in every video I watch
Everywhere i go i see you and i wonder WHY DONT YOU HAVE A FKIN MUSTACHE
Nah you thinking about Hardstop Lucas
especially when he shouts stuff like "I choose death!"
How's just some guy with a mustache?
One time a “scam likely” call was a job offer I was expecting. Since then, I always answer them. Sorry for any new fears I have caused.
Nooo, for real?
I usually answer them with,
“This is Pete’s pizzeria and ab0rtion clinic, where today’s loss is tomorrow’s sauce, how can I help you today?”
There are two things that never end in this world.
Stupidity, and scam likely calls.
Both of which are portrayed in this video.
@@unsettIing stop being a scumbag
A wise man once said so
Taxes
I made yr 1k
I love how almost all of Caleb's characters are some of the most dangerous people on the planet
Dumb Ass and Caleb just caught in the middle of it all like “ wHy BRo WhY?!”
I’m your 600th like
I'm your 666th like. 😈
Dumb Ass for real they have super strength and can teleport or walk as fast as the flash
Dumb Ass my favorite one is the overpowered protagonist or the detectives in anime
I love how almost every skit descends into chaos and insanity at the end! XD
No! NEVER! WE AINT NEVER GOIN TO STOP CALLING YOU!
Legend.
Me: "So you have chosen death..."
Scammers: "YepI"
ok...
NOW PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
xSwiftx4 NANI!
...
man went from "it's my job." to laughing manically proclaiming he chooses death. Now that's some company loyalty.
😂😂😂
400th comment 👀
+18883030813 is a scam call centre I found
@@wyattjoss3858 ok???
@@wyattjoss3858
The scam center: *We’ve been exposed...........but before we go you can get a free subscription to useless stuff by entering your social security number here:*
That laugh 😭😭😭
And the accuracy. You will block their numbers n they will still call you.
We ignore the fact that he had Kimmie’s contact name as “Kimtendo 64”
"Just take my number off the list"
"It's not that simple"
"Y O U K N O W W H A T I S S I M P L E ? *LIFE OR DEATH* "
for real gonna use that one next time
That has to be one of the best phrases I have ever heard like fr fr
Next time for what? What situation are you anticipating?
Piyamakarro ikr!!! Lmaooo legit I was gonna ask the same think
@@Piyamakarro right? Lol my exact thought reading it, beat me to it.
WE GOT YOUR NUMBER STUUUPID!
**Answers a scam call**
Scammer: *You weren't supposed to do that.*
" GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUT!!! "
💀💀💀💀
CalebCity: no you weren’t
I’m the 1000th like
I congratulate you, you now have 1k likes
someone: Hi, I'd like to tell you about your car's extended warranty.
Caleb: *LOOK BEHIND YOU*
Two years later and I'm wiping laughter tears away. This is the best channel!
When raid shadow legends just wants to promote their game ...
Im the 69 like
@@ohcool8314 I'm the 74th.
@@candyskull7625 you do get the irony of what you're doing right.
@@hamzachaudhry9058 yeah...
@@BossinAZ_EnT id rather not check out your freestlye. sorry but im not sorry.
All this over a golf magazine
verified penguin
Penguin les gooooooooh
Hey zyphon I really enjoyed the youtuber tournament you had a while back
Helo
ah yes, a 4 month subscription that will continuously call you when your sleeping
The way his videos just end abruptly is what kills me man. It's so hilarious 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
bro one time a spam caller kept calling my grandma for a hour so we all just stayed staring at the phone for like 30 minutes 😹
Scam likely is my best friend, she calls me everyday.
NTG Alive scam likely is my crazy ex that won’t stop calling
Is that sad or sad
Hmm
Jesus how u got 222 likes in under 3 minutes
Michael Johnson I did too. Idk quick thinking and commenting.
"We" "Us" I love how he speaks as if he's apart of some collective hivemind that cannot be stopped or even slowed down lol
“We are Legion”
They are cancer
@@Norsketrutt "and we, will obtain your credit card information"
Our cause is just
the Soviet Union
Thank you! I'm in isolation and your videos have kept me sane and laughing. My brother and i both love your skits, you do such a great job.
He got a point saying “what’s wrong with you”
Anyone who wants you to subscribe to golf that much has a problem
This man really choking himself, got me thinking thats someone else's hand lol
Stolen comment
its a stolen comment because someone thought the same thing and also decided to comment on it???? @Oof
big fan JD love your content keep doing your thing much love❤️
@@captaintyroneii1012 that's like getting mad at someone for standing up the same time as you.
Lmao u think he have time to scroll 10k comment to search stolen comment?
Scammer: calls like 5 Times
Caleb: HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOOOOO
Scammer: oh nevermind this man crazy
Literally happened to me yesterday
I hate these comments, like I get it, I watched the damn video.
on me
Vesport im blind and cant see the video so yeah :))
@@00ooo000o
But you just read this comment lmfao (I'm joking)
I've just discovered this channel and am now binging my way through all the videos, this one had me in tears laughing! These are great skits man, love it!
Some of the best on this website!
*slowly turns around*
"AAAAAH NO!"
"gimme your phone"
Bro I'm dead 💀
Yo when he said " WE GOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER STUPID" got me good
OMG THANKS I NOW UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID HAHAHAHHA
They have his number... how could he be so stupit. Sooo stupit.
St00pid
Good comment but can’t like it, it’s like count is at 666
@@sirchad7321 now you can
caleb: *yells*
neighbors: i wonder who he’s arguing with..
also neighbors: *hears the same voice yell back*
I wonder if he just yells out all the lines for one character then moves onto the next or if he just has an argument with himself
..... I get it
Bro I read this while the erie music was playing in the music at 1:18
Unless it's Caleb who hears his neighbor Caleb arguing with Caleb. This is some Christopher Nolan shit
@johnny ember yeah, because he changes clothes. He can't change again and again. I mean he technically could but it's stupid.
"Give me your phone" 🤣
Bro, I love how this universe's scam callers are like the equivalent to HYDRA.
Scammer: “ I choose DEATH “
Caleb: “Siri...how much milk does it take to kill someone?”
No more likes it's at 666
@@uncharted7againblackking256 And now its at 749 :)
Dew it
@@uncharted7againblackking256 666
Isn't a satanic number. Jus thought I'd share
@@XavierSchwartzTheOriginal how is not
The way the scammer slowly built up a Villainous Cackle™️ and then declared “I choose DEATH!!!” Was actually extremely masterful acting.
He went from 0-100 in villainy lmao
I agree. Caleb makes it look easy, but I happen to know that kind of acting can be pretty freakin' hard.
i wanted to like this comment, but i also wanted to keep it at 666...
Oscar when?
the laugh after that was even better
"what's your power"
"I can teleport behind people"
"wow that's Soooo useful..."
"But only when I'm on the phone with them"
"That's still pretty useful"
but can only be used once a year
better than i expected honestly, i dont usually watch comedy skits but theres a couple good youtubers there im starting to like
It’s all fun and games until the scammer facetimes you
What would you even do at that point?
@@humanperson9480 cry
That's when you answer but have the guy fawks mask on and use a mic that alters your voice to be all wonky and scare the shit out of them
My ears burn
When you answer and the scammer has a deepfake face of YOU
It doesn’t feel like he is just one person how he choking himself with a different jacket on too😂
Man, he's a professional at choking himself out by now lol
i just realized the fact that they are the same person. i knew they were, but i was just oblivious to the fact haha.
He's choking himself with one hand through another jacket while the other holds the camera perfectly while he acts. What a legend. It must look hilarious to see if you just walked into the room on that lmao
He has friends in his videos sometimes that helps him with camera.
@@cousinnips3333 I don't get it. You basically just said. "I knew, but I had no idea" so I'm a little confused.
This is my favorite. Straight up masterpiece.
This is gold. You're amazing man, keep it up!
Caleb: "Turn around"
Scammer: *turns around*
"Hey, I'm here for the interview"
Scammer: *screams*
Caleb: GET OUT! GET OOOUUUUTTT!! GET OOOOUUUUTTT!!! 😂🤣😂
Scammer when he realises the time loop is endless thus stopping him from making calls:
my time has come to stop
YO only true CalebCity fans will get this
Screamer: scams
Beat me to it lol
Scam callers be like “you are in severe credit card debt”
Me “I am a child sir”
Same here
Then it's literally a crime to call you
IKR
Lmao I literally just play along
YES, someone called me about my car insurance and I’m 14 XD
THAT WENT OFF THE RAILS. MY GOD. make more, these are so good
So he has the green hoodie sleeve on the arm he’s using to choking himself? Lol this dude is dedicated to the skits !!!
whats more messed up is the fact he left his friends mid game.
Facts Bro!!
Hey, sometimes you just have to go. Lol
Anime sucks
Facts
they mighta finished the match though it isn't very specific.
Caleb: TURN AROUND
Caller: "Turns around and gets Choked"
Also Caller: "Things are in motion that cannot be undone"
Caleb: "TURN AROUND"
Caller: "I have a logical explanation for this"
Caleb: "Oh word! Let me hear it"
Caller: "I’m here for the interv-“
@@nipun056 GET OOOOOOOOOOUT, GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!
@@nipun056 😂😂😂😂
My mans got the best possible lock screen RESPECT
Man.The accuracy in these videos is immaculate.be it editing or details.awesome
Ok but we never got an answer to how much milk is actually in ice cream
The world needs to know
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!!!
Actually, it IS the main ingredient, but it is alongside cream and ionized salt. The salt makes it freeze faster when it’s made.
Why does Bigfoot need to know (nice name btw)
Wooshly speaking, it's usually equal to how much heavy cream is in it
I SEE YOU IN EVERY DAMN COMMENT SECTION STOP STALKING ME
This feels like a stupid side quest. "Find all of the telemarketers and take your number off of thier list"
Mate I always had a thought of making a game that was all side quests just as a Rage Game, thanks for a new idea
Sounds like a Postal task.
😂
that should be a mission in GTA
You mean a typical yakuza substory
On the inside looking out it ain’t never that simple we say we take you off the list but the company just puts you back on 🤷🏾♂️
scam callers: you can’t defeat me
me: i know but he can
*DO NOT DISTURB MODE*
"Hello?"
"Turn around."
*"I'M IN YO HOUSE!!!"*
how??
oh shit nigga you watched this video too?!
Open Up!
(Open Up!)
LMFAO
Uh, that's not my address...
Scammer: "It aint that simple."
Caleb: "You know what is simple, LIFE OR DEATH!"
Good job, you repeated the video! You're developing recall!
@@youraveragegamer8832 find something better to do than to shit on other people's comments
@@mub8445 Wouldn't have happened if.. I dunno.. the comment had at least a bit of originality?
I CHOOSE DEATH!!!
CyberSpeedL wow ur so cool repeating the what the video said like we all didn’t hear it.
This guy could actually be a really good horror director
Imagine scaring a scammer so hard he hangs up on you instead-
The title should be “When a Scammer calls a Villian”
Kaza Leaf lol😃
Nah if he called a villain he would have had to deal with bombs. And then, MORE BOMBS.
Nah he ain’t a villain or he would of put bombs at the callers dry cleaners
Just some guy that nobody likes Heh, I remember that one.
More like “When a Scammer calls a
Imagine his neighbors when he screamed "LIFE OR DEATH?!"
I CHOOSE DEATH
Bold of u to assume he has neighbors
@@dumbking2426 They would call the police and his explanation would be that he was making a CZcams video😂😂😂😂
@@mikaylagacha3083 true
@@mikaylagacha3083 imagine how awkward that would be
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!
🤣🤣🤣His frustration is hilarious
The camera pan from 0:48 to 0:50 feels like professional work, and this dude's doing it with his hand. What an expert
Groggy Croggo true
Yeah, but he's doing this for a long time tho
His iPhone 11pros video stabilization allows it to be so smooth and seem less, no shaking whatsoever
It’s the dolly zoom
We know guys it's just amazing that he does it so smoothly
“We scammed you STEWPID”
*That wasn’t even my water bottle. I picked it up off the street!*
Wrong vid
?
I see your a historian
Street*
Yooo
"How much milk does ice cream have" lmfao
getting a scam likely call while watching this was one of the most uncanny things i’ve ever experienced
i wouldn't mind a whole movie about this.. only if Caleb plays them all.
Well have lenarr at least have a role, him and Caleb is the best duo around
he could do that if cinemas werent closed 😂
Facts
Split 2: The Caleb
same
I get calls about how my credit card is at risk of being hacked........ I don’t even own a credit card yet
Same ^^^^
and yet you will slam me against a table
I will slam you Against a table the feel when you keep getting calls about the extended warranty on your car except you don’t have a car
They see the future.
When they call you for that car insurance and you aint even got a car, i answer just to see what else they mix in there.
i like answering with "911, what's your emergency?"
This is in my top 3 CC vids. I come to this one for good laugh every now and then. "We gotcho number stupid!!"
The random conversation about Ice Cream's density is such a specific but accurate example of what the boys talk about lol
Yeah, as a boy myself, can confirm. Pretty accurate.
When you walk past their spot
Yeah boys are so quirky and random.
@@funnyvideoguy3216 Same
Girls talk about random stuff like thus too. At least all of my friends talk about random stuff
I answered “I’m 14” to a car insurance scam and haven’t been called in months
They'll get you again, just wait 4 years xD
That is so clever. I'm gonna try that
They’re calling you from the future
Bruh I said I killed several pedestrians and they cut off 😂😂😭😭😭
Woooow thats crazy bruh
This is my favorite skit
This was so cleverly done. Bravo
Is no one gonna talk about how the scammers are FaceTiming his phone
Craig Jackson exactly 🤣
He mentions that in the video and also it’s FaceTime audio not normal FaceTime. STUPID
ShockTrooper ➊ you are the type of person nobody likes on the internet
ShockTrooper ➊ whats with the insult?
I’ll link my new channel In my about LOL it’s called a joke and a Calebcity reference that you don’t get...
"It's not that simple"
"You know what is simple though? Life or death."
Holy shit that's fire
*chooses death*
ITRY MMD Then explain a coma
999th like
Knuckles the Echidna that just diet death
Cameron Chambers 🤣🤣🤣
“Ikr how do they get numbers, EVER?” Is literally just what I was thinking today 😂😂😂😂😂
2:15 Movie Dumbledore “calmly” asking Harry if he put his name in the goblet of fire 😂
In French they’re not labeled “Scam Likely” they’re labeled “Contenu du Spam” which basically means “this is a scam”
Ellie cool
merci pour l'information
Bonjour mi nigga
Spam = scam... Wtf france 0.o?
Wandering rillo 😹😹💀.
When he said WE GOT YO NUMBER STUPID that made me kind of scared
Timestamp
3:02
@@WilliamA838 time
@@Katie-rw9uq what
@@valiquity9534 idk i just wanted to say “time”
*The power off button do be looking mighty fine*
Strangling his own neck with his right hand and holding the camera in his left hand. RESPECT 👏👏
That laugh when he says “I choose DEATH!” 2:43
*ÊHÊHEHÆ*
It's like his acting gets better every video. Lol
Jack Hammer it is!! He could seriously be a professional actor!!
These are basically anime villains
I almost peed myself
"You know what's simple though? Life or death!"
Olé boy was shameless in choosing death....(at least he was committed).
So, you have chosen... _death_
@@BossinAZ_EnT No I don't want to check it out. Thank you scammer hope you have a horrible day FrFr.
665th like
666. Iam.
@@BossinAZ_EnT shut up
The way he says "We got yo number stupid" lives in my head rent free to this day.
Yep, still thinking about it to this day
"So what's your power?"
"I can teleport"
"Shit that's good"
"But only to people who are scam calling me"
"OUT"