The first person to suggest mail by pigeon.

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 28. 08. 2018
  • Fun fact tho, they used to call mail people 'couriers' and horses were used centuries before pigeons... but not in this sketch đŸ€«
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  • @jamaicafox
    @jamaicafox Pƙed 5 lety +14055

    When you're so tired you threaten the person you're providing a service to

    • @TheFusdorah
      @TheFusdorah Pƙed 5 lety +670

      Customer Service.

    • @sosakun3474
      @sosakun3474 Pƙed 5 lety +141

      TheFusdorah nah you aint ever worked a customer service job and it shows

    • @TheFusdorah
      @TheFusdorah Pƙed 5 lety +229

      @@sosakun3474 boy idk about you. Im professional as hell and have worked many service jobs and still do but my DIGNITY doesn't have a price on it.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 Pƙed 5 lety +222

      @@TheFusdorah
      Psh mine does. And it's $12/hour.

    • @shankyt9484
      @shankyt9484 Pƙed 5 lety +4

      Josiah C. Lmao dkm

  • @shahirabdullah5438
    @shahirabdullah5438 Pƙed 4 lety +5454

    "Your Majesty" to "Bro" transformation killed me.

  • @donte2296
    @donte2296 Pƙed 3 lety +4054

    he just held a camera in the air until he found a bird flying past his house

    • @guledisaak2560
      @guledisaak2560 Pƙed 3 lety +69

      LMAOOO facts

    • @phetomalele5994
      @phetomalele5994 Pƙed 3 lety +234

      He probably got the idea on accident much like the ant video đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @mr.lollylolol
      @mr.lollylolol Pƙed 2 lety +165

      He propably just saw a bird flying and thought:
      I can milk you

    • @malcolmjohnson6095
      @malcolmjohnson6095 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Stock footage guys

    • @mr.lollylolol
      @mr.lollylolol Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@malcolmjohnson6095 more like strok image am I right....

  • @onelettershor1992
    @onelettershor1992 Pƙed 3 lety +3198

    Guy: *suggests pigeons*
    King: GET OOOWWWWWWWWWT

  • @crackheaadd
    @crackheaadd Pƙed 4 lety +8470

    "OH YEAH, THAT'S THAT PIGEON MONEY!"
    **throws money at the king**

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 Pƙed 4 lety +131

      U edited this comment and yet u still typo.... This is magnificent

    • @jiliciar.1423
      @jiliciar.1423 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      My favorite part! đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @jakobi2800
      @jakobi2800 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      *AT*

    • @SuchanOriginal
      @SuchanOriginal Pƙed 4 lety +40

      Kiro 25 “yet you still typo”

    • @evannguyen5611
      @evannguyen5611 Pƙed 4 lety +20

      Kiro 25 Typo is not a verb

  • @ragequit6452
    @ragequit6452 Pƙed 3 lety +16817

    "That's that pigeon money."
    -Argus, 1150 A.D.

    • @ragequit6452
      @ragequit6452 Pƙed 3 lety +501

      Yes, I googled it and 1150 is an accurate estimate

    • @sergiong7523
      @sergiong7523 Pƙed 3 lety +40

      Lol 😂

    • @PutYoRhymeOn
      @PutYoRhymeOn Pƙed 3 lety +90

      YEEEEHHH Ima get this BANK roll

    • @RCBackstaber
      @RCBackstaber Pƙed 3 lety +25

      Hmmmmmm Ben Franklin in Ye Old Time?

    • @Ryu-qk1kx
      @Ryu-qk1kx Pƙed 3 lety +131

      mans deadass did research to write a meme lmao

  • @Blaiyan
    @Blaiyan Pƙed 2 lety +2483

    I wonder how many pigeons just flew off and thought, 'screw this' and just never came back. And somebody pretended like it did and just wrote some made up response to save himself.

    • @kaeljadondavis2779
      @kaeljadondavis2779 Pƙed 2 lety +117

      ...How many wars were started because some idiot "wrote back" smthn stupid

    • @yusahara
      @yusahara Pƙed 2 lety +20

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @Blaiyan
      @Blaiyan Pƙed 2 lety +18

      @@sloojey wait. Wouldn't that then make it more probable?

    • @kingj282
      @kingj282 Pƙed 2 lety +97

      0 times. Pigeons don't have the mental capacity to form sentences.

    • @koberowland9798
      @koberowland9798 Pƙed 2 lety +22

      @@sloojey Surely someone with connections with royalty would be more likely to be literate

  • @c_splash
    @c_splash Pƙed 3 lety +773

    4:30 "This that new sheep cotton silk pouch" lol those are 3 entirely different materials. I love re watching these and finding new details like that

    • @WhatzitTooya1
      @WhatzitTooya1 Pƙed 3 lety +46

      Bro sheep is not a material

    • @jer4516
      @jer4516 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@WhatzitTooya1 sheep cotton i giess

    • @lamenoise8158
      @lamenoise8158 Pƙed 3 lety +41

      Ahhh yes the sheep material

    • @defireleaf
      @defireleaf Pƙed 2 lety +5

      2 materials, sheep isn't a material

    • @c_splash
      @c_splash Pƙed 2 lety +47

      @@defireleaf Hmmm I wonder if there's a type of cloth that comes from sheep...

  • @silentnoise9047
    @silentnoise9047 Pƙed 5 lety +6203

    I lost it at 0:53 "Ooh I almost punched you in your chest...What does it look like?!" 😂😂😂

    • @Benjy1
      @Benjy1 Pƙed 5 lety +210

      That line is one of the funniest lines ive seen in literal years

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 Pƙed 5 lety +27

      I don’t get it, is it a reference?

    • @germantarnoski7130
      @germantarnoski7130 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      I dont understand

    • @alexanderm8975
      @alexanderm8975 Pƙed 5 lety +13

      no... YOU guys don’t understand that I DON’T understand!

    • @fAKSDFKamsdf
      @fAKSDFKamsdf Pƙed 5 lety +19

      Alexander M+German Tarnoski you're both stupid as hell

  • @unstablerupture6983
    @unstablerupture6983 Pƙed 5 lety +4564

    "Sheep cotton silk pouch"

  • @devinjasmin8029
    @devinjasmin8029 Pƙed 3 lety +481

    “Long live this bankroll!” Still has me dead

  • @taintedascetic
    @taintedascetic Pƙed 3 lety +656

    Ok but compared to other kings back then this king is honestly one of the nicer ones

    • @wlan9932
      @wlan9932 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      I'm pretty sure there's a lot of kings in the past that are nice to.

    • @prodecks6654
      @prodecks6654 Pƙed 2 lety +55

      @@wlan9932 not really, there were just the kings that killed people and the kings that killed ALOT of people.

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@wlan9932 Nice doesn't really give the impression of a good monarch, benevolent maybe?

    • @multiversetraveller3118
      @multiversetraveller3118 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@prodecks6654 Lol, no. Most kings like most rulers now were just mediocre or irrelevant. They weren't some evil incarnate. There were like million kings in the past thousands of years. Yet out of the records of these various thousands of kings very few were crazy or evil enough to be worth mentioned compared to majority of the normal kings. Non monarch rulers are hardly different. I could point to a good bunch of crazy democratic rulers yet that doesn't mean democratic rulers are all evil incarnates.

    • @prodecks6654
      @prodecks6654 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@multiversetraveller3118 you misunderstand, the topic was referring to kings back in the day, the ones with absolute power and no one to tell them they can't do something (AKA the type of king we see in this skit) those kings were indeed ALL bad at varying degrees, because absolute power tends to corrupt... absolutely. they were less kings and more dictators when you get down to it on a technical level, and these types of absolute monarchies were ripe for abuse and corruption. so yes there may have been absolute monarchs that were relatively normal or mediocre or irrelevant, but back then that standard was
      "oh they only ordered the death of a few people in secret"
      Not that you or I could prove or disprove that today as it's almost impossible to know what these types of kings did secretly without records that back it up.

  • @roiroije243
    @roiroije243 Pƙed 4 lety +3248

    *Comes back and knocks on door.*
    King: *Opens door*
    "Hey, I'm here for the interview."

  • @DanteRoyall
    @DanteRoyall Pƙed 4 lety +4205

    I be forgetting he's by himself playing all these characters lmao.

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 Pƙed 2 lety +142

    I love the idea that they have silk pouches, standardized currency and metal crowns/canes but not the concept of riding a horse

  • @Puppy_Puppington
    @Puppy_Puppington Pƙed 3 lety +147

    That “thonk!” On the Head had such perfect comedic timing. It’s hard to make slap stick physical comedy that hilarious. Especially on your own. This is some good shit.

  • @rileyscott7672
    @rileyscott7672 Pƙed 5 lety +7275

    Also, can we talk about this dudes quality editing. Like it straight up feels like he's beating the crap out of himself and answering the door for himself.

    • @BossKing1243
      @BossKing1243 Pƙed 5 lety +62

      Riley Scott honestly

    • @WolfJulia2001
      @WolfJulia2001 Pƙed 4 lety +73

      He is a literal king

    • @oursavior9339
      @oursavior9339 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      Amazing bruh

    • @MrUnpredicatable21
      @MrUnpredicatable21 Pƙed 4 lety +47

      He’s acting is top notch.

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf Pƙed 4 lety +34

      😂 quality indeed, absolutely.
      It’s top notch I dead, king of acting with only one person, genius at how he makes it appear like he’s fighting and talking with clones, nah man there literal clones and this is taking place in aria 51! 😂

  • @piccolosgarments9455
    @piccolosgarments9455 Pƙed 5 lety +3293

    Caleb looking like he robbed Party City 🎉 lol

  • @valmid5069
    @valmid5069 Pƙed 3 lety +532

    Argus: can’t we use pigeons-?
    King Caleb: *GET OUT!!! GETTTTA OOUUUTTT!!! GGGGEEETTTAAA OOOUUUTTT!!!*

  • @navi3430
    @navi3430 Pƙed 3 lety +90

    Argus became boujee after learning about the pigeon system 😂😂

  • @grumpy_the_innocent8234
    @grumpy_the_innocent8234 Pƙed 3 lety +15483

    A king that opens his own door...how responsible.

    • @eggboyy
      @eggboyy Pƙed 3 lety +740

      I mean he's a king that calls you bro so what'd you expect? 😂

    • @vl4913
      @vl4913 Pƙed 3 lety +489

      He even said "Hold on" before opening the door. He's kinda chill for a king

    • @sultankuto8724
      @sultankuto8724 Pƙed 3 lety +32

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yogeshkumar7389
      @yogeshkumar7389 Pƙed 3 lety +94

      A king with prescription glasses

    • @rmt3589
      @rmt3589 Pƙed 3 lety +41

      I just want a button on my phone that opens the door. Who needs to hire people when you have technology!

  • @jamesfoley2759
    @jamesfoley2759 Pƙed 5 lety +25530

    "I feel like I've been shot with an arrow. Is there something in my back??"
    "nah you good bro"

  • @brolouhafi4459
    @brolouhafi4459 Pƙed 3 lety +77

    He called him your majesty
    3 seconds later: listen bro..

  • @findmywellbeing537
    @findmywellbeing537 Pƙed 3 lety +43

    Imagine saying "Bro" to a king and almost punching him to the chest just cuz you're so tired

  • @thechallenger752
    @thechallenger752 Pƙed 4 lety +4020

    “Some four legged animal like a WOLF-“ I like how that’s the first thing that came to his mind.

    • @Dankitude
      @Dankitude Pƙed 4 lety +79

      Yeah, I was caught offguard when he said that before horse lmao

    • @fiordalizramirez9040
      @fiordalizramirez9040 Pƙed 4 lety +21

      I mean I'd be fine riding a wolf, but I dont wanna torture it

    • @ML_GAMlNG
      @ML_GAMlNG Pƙed 4 lety +22

      What riding wolves isn't normal?

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      FIOR DALIZ RAMIREZ You could ride a dire wolf

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@ML_GAMlNG yeah it is. Wolf sledding!

  • @verdakorako4599
    @verdakorako4599 Pƙed 5 lety +35824

    His neighbors must think he's insane always yelling at himself.

    • @Archni_
      @Archni_ Pƙed 4 lety +192

      @GIOVANNI NICHOLS screem

    • @theodorboon
      @theodorboon Pƙed 4 lety +88

      GIOVANNI NICHOLS midle

    • @theodorboon
      @theodorboon Pƙed 4 lety +25

      GIOVANNI NICHOLS lol

    • @oldelasvegascontemporariex5006
      @oldelasvegascontemporariex5006 Pƙed 4 lety +506

      In "CalebCity" I'm pretty sure that the neighbors and everyone else in the rest of this whole damn "CITY" IS "CALEB"...!!!

    • @stevenstuart
      @stevenstuart Pƙed 4 lety +12

      @@Archni_ scream*

  • @Galacticavatar
    @Galacticavatar Pƙed 3 lety +1174

    It would've been funnier if "years later" they were using the king's suggestion of tubes and he was sitting on his throne panting and wheezing, saying, "Yo, this ain't as easy as I thought it would be."

    • @sternosaur
      @sternosaur Pƙed 2 lety +112

      I think it's funnier they never showed it because it implies they tried it and it obviously didn't work.

    • @tripedal2063
      @tripedal2063 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Nah it wouldn't be :/ imo

    • @bonkboink4899
      @bonkboink4899 Pƙed 2 lety

      320th like 😎

    • @Anonymous-fb7vy
      @Anonymous-fb7vy Pƙed 2 lety +32

      @@sternosaur Caleb so good at acting as other people we calling him they

    • @jamieg2427
      @jamieg2427 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@Anonymous-fb7vy fr i always forgot it's literally caleb and himself đŸ€Ł

  • @seanbell69
    @seanbell69 Pƙed 3 lety +47

    This gives me motivation to get paper just so I can toss it in people's faces in stacks like that.
    That shit must be a good feeling

  • @GoldfishEmpire
    @GoldfishEmpire Pƙed 4 lety +9124

    This king has hit a person with his staff for pigeon delivery, yet his idea was to send mail 100 miles away with a tube...

    • @TeaYenSvg
      @TeaYenSvg Pƙed 4 lety +284

      Goldfish Empire I love how you're taking it so seriously 😂 makes you realize how good the acting is

    • @starseed1566
      @starseed1566 Pƙed 4 lety +102

      I know right? That what I was saying. Yet the king gets to hit the pigeon guy in the head.đŸ˜“đŸ€”đŸ˜

    • @numa2k147
      @numa2k147 Pƙed 4 lety +11

      @@starseed1566 you still don't get it do you...

    • @jahmalmorris9267
      @jahmalmorris9267 Pƙed 4 lety +63

      @@numa2k147 Get what? You can't just say something without explaining what you mean and expect us to understand it dude.

    • @ragnorockcookie2868
      @ragnorockcookie2868 Pƙed 4 lety +19

      To tell you the truth both ideas are great. Both will take lots of money and are limited to what they can carry. Also it depends on what time in history did it carry to happen

  • @jacobooooo
    @jacobooooo Pƙed 5 lety +18883

    The fact that he says ‘bro’ to the king makes it even funnier. These vids are amazing!

    • @philipnasitem3752
      @philipnasitem3752 Pƙed 4 lety +57

      All those likes and not a single reply

    • @chillmaino828
      @chillmaino828 Pƙed 4 lety +128

      imma dead slide you bro

    • @applzd
      @applzd Pƙed 4 lety +126

      @@philipnasitem3752 That's the thing about great comments, bro. They don't need to be added to. They can't be argued with. All a reasonable bro can do is like it--or comment on how there are no comments.

    • @philipnasitem3752
      @philipnasitem3752 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@chillmaino828 idek what u just said but ok

    • @blackkidsire6165
      @blackkidsire6165 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      DĆŒejkob ooo I almost punched you in ya chest just now

  • @Jehtblu
    @Jehtblu Pƙed 3 lety +76

    I love how the king immediately starts telling him to get out when he Argus comes back bragging

  • @reydesonic
    @reydesonic Pƙed rokem +27

    You know what's actually insane, that the whole bit where the king talks about the whole mail by tube thing was unneeded, because it is not part of the punchline really, but it is an amazing moment because there's like thirty things going on and the servants looking trying to not say anything over how stupid his idea sounded. And it's still equally as funny.

  • @davidduffy6108
    @davidduffy6108 Pƙed 4 lety +16798

    I love how its pitch black outside, and it cuts to a pigeon with the bluest sky possible, ridiculous lol.

    • @glowingdawn9179
      @glowingdawn9179 Pƙed 4 lety +349

      that wasn't even a pigeon

    • @crimsontheworld772
      @crimsontheworld772 Pƙed 4 lety +304

      His front door is in his Garage, That's why it looks pitch black.

    • @madebybroovy
      @madebybroovy Pƙed 4 lety +34

      Caleb's logic

    • @sauce7624
      @sauce7624 Pƙed 4 lety +44

      It was years later and it was a garage

    • @cherry7730
      @cherry7730 Pƙed 4 lety +4

      Questionable Topics what was three years later and garbage?

  • @jonmartin43
    @jonmartin43 Pƙed 5 lety +2779

    "Oh yeah that's that pigeon money" lmao

  • @whysomanyy5
    @whysomanyy5 Pƙed 2 lety +29

    “Awh yea that’s that pigeon money ‌‌” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyboy8841
    @johnnyboy8841 Pƙed 3 lety +528

    Dahm remember when coughing was legal

    • @xavier2268
      @xavier2268 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Now a fart is better then coughing 😂

    • @Tunercraze
      @Tunercraze Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@AnnaAreYouOkay Same! lol I was like "COVID!!"đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @lai6551
      @lai6551 Pƙed 3 lety

      Right? I thought it was going to be a plague joke!

    • @dozhadeville444
      @dozhadeville444 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Right, back when air was free...

    • @mim550
      @mim550 Pƙed 2 lety

      Yeah đŸ˜‚đŸ€Ł

  • @karlacuevas3700
    @karlacuevas3700 Pƙed 5 lety +7641

    Literally everyone:
    “Thanks for watching”
    Caleb:
    “Thanks for the views”

  • @awiawi117
    @awiawi117 Pƙed 3 lety +12471

    the most unrealistic thing about this is that the king had to open the door

    • @kingofghosts1463
      @kingofghosts1463 Pƙed 3 lety +120

      yo facts

    • @Reflection246
      @Reflection246 Pƙed 3 lety +36

      Fax

    • @ut6582
      @ut6582 Pƙed 3 lety +88

      Ur masks not in the right place

    • @ravie1626
      @ravie1626 Pƙed 3 lety +75

      also the fact that these niggas figured out letters and kingdoms before animal domestication

    • @Ruebenbayona
      @Ruebenbayona Pƙed 3 lety +28

      Or the fact he has a piano and a microphone in the background...

  • @DeLeon_fps
    @DeLeon_fps Pƙed 2 lety +15

    “This that new sheep cotton silk pouch” had me crying😂

  • @brachiossquill3637
    @brachiossquill3637 Pƙed 2 lety +31

    Man I was so mad to realize that the way this actually works is that they breed a bird that recognizes its home (point a, home kingdom), and then take the bird to point b
    and all they doing is returning home whenever they deliver a message

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 Pƙed 2 lety

      So if you take that bird and put it in a cage somewhere else for a few months, won’t it consider that it’s new home?

    • @brachiossquill3637
      @brachiossquill3637 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@kirishima638 nah they imprint on their birth home I think

  • @mannya7915
    @mannya7915 Pƙed 5 lety +2746

    I died at : “find me a way back bro, i’m not walking back. i’m tired. .” ..”imma be waiting outside, i need a way home!” that’s how it really be

    • @ZoFiProductions
      @ZoFiProductions Pƙed 4 lety +61

      The sad part is he died at that too... that arrow definitely punctured a lung.

    • @DaBonkinator
      @DaBonkinator Pƙed 4 lety +10

      @@jackjoung5367 Quest failed: The messenger did not get home in time.

    • @jamellmichaels868
      @jamellmichaels868 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@ZoFiProductions damn frfr?

  • @PurpleYoshi6942
    @PurpleYoshi6942 Pƙed 4 lety +3499

    "Oh yeah that's that pigeon money"
    IM DEAD

    • @Os_-tw4ot
      @Os_-tw4ot Pƙed 4 lety +12

      that killed me

    • @TheSun961
      @TheSun961 Pƙed 3 lety

      Are you okay? What’s wrong?

    • @Not_your_Dad117
      @Not_your_Dad117 Pƙed 3 lety

      That shit made me snort for the second time in my life

    • @txnashe6446
      @txnashe6446 Pƙed 3 lety +2

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    • @thecloaker7962
      @thecloaker7962 Pƙed 3 lety +2

      @@loxz4028 imagine thinking I'm going anywhere *NEAR* heaven

  • @remr3m755
    @remr3m755 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +2

    i like how the king not even mad bro was talking to him recklessly, it was an situation of an “you’re right, you’re right.”

  • @lochnessmunstah
    @lochnessmunstah Pƙed 2 lety +25

    "Long live this bank roll" will be the new motivation 😂. I've watched this video multiple times and just realized he said that at the end 😂

  • @zeuspatterson
    @zeuspatterson Pƙed 5 lety +3029

    “We squabbing” “imma slide you” LMAO

  • @anoja31
    @anoja31 Pƙed 5 lety +1747

    The random pigeon shot lmaoo

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain Pƙed 5 lety +4

      anoja31 can’t like the comment because it’s at my favorite number

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain Pƙed 5 lety +3

      Update, I liked it now it’s at my birthday 🙃

  • @christianswartz470
    @christianswartz470 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Usually skits longer then 2 min are a drag
 this had me rollin the whole time bro

  • @jordynward600
    @jordynward600 Pƙed 3 lety +20

    Bro is there an arrow in my back or something?
    nAhYoUgOodBrO

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer Pƙed 4 lety +2842

    There was a dude who literally ran a message to a king and then died of a heart attack from the stress.

    • @tommy07robs
      @tommy07robs Pƙed 4 lety +235

      Yeah it was Greece. They needed soldiers

    • @assaultguy859
      @assaultguy859 Pƙed 4 lety +187

      Yeah, 490 B.C. Athens and Platea squared up with The Persian empire at Marathon

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 Pƙed 3 lety +101

      Gregory Eaton Marathon. Hence why the run is now called a marathon.

    • @tifef8925
      @tifef8925 Pƙed 3 lety +54

      User ain’t that the dude who told his king “ Victory” then died?

    • @rehanmollick6953
      @rehanmollick6953 Pƙed 3 lety +79

      one time like they sent a messenger to tell a village or a kingdom that they won the war and it no joke went like this:
      mail guy: running fast over a VERY LARGE DISTANCE running all the way no stops like ran 3 marathons or some
      mail guy: *arrives at kingdom with message*
      mail guy: "WE WON THE WAR"
      everybody: "YAAYY WOOOHOOOO OMG (and other weird celebratory shit they used to say)"
      mail guy: *dies*
      everybody: *big sad*
      1 minute later: "YAAYY WOOOHOOOO OMG (and other weird celebratory shit they used to say)"

  • @broot41
    @broot41 Pƙed 5 lety +454

    Messenger:"Is there something in my back?!"
    King: *looks directly at the arrow* , "na u gud bro"😂😂

  • @solomondagod
    @solomondagod Pƙed 2 lety +8

    The "several weeks" delivery time still has me dead lmaooo

  • @tracym.m8773
    @tracym.m8773 Pƙed 3 lety +19

    1:21. THAT PART KILLED ME.

  • @trickyy5738
    @trickyy5738 Pƙed 4 lety +9154

    "is there something in my back?"
    *arrow impaled into his back*
    "naa you good bro"

    • @buriedblades6649
      @buriedblades6649 Pƙed 4 lety +71

      Brick Animations what’s the point of your response?

    • @wondering.why.
      @wondering.why. Pƙed 4 lety +85

      Brick Animations They are just quoting Caleb..... it’s like a super common thing on videos

    • @wondering.why.
      @wondering.why. Pƙed 4 lety +38

      Brick Animations Well some people find it funny and stuff :/
      It’s not really suppose to make sense anyways

    • @BluePinkLove
      @BluePinkLove Pƙed 4 lety +69

      @@GreenSoldierProductions I guess the point would be to share the moment you found funny with the audience

    • @itscrono7073
      @itscrono7073 Pƙed 4 lety +18

      Wow, you restated a joke in the video clever

  • @kingthemaster3491
    @kingthemaster3491 Pƙed 3 lety +5685

    “I almost punched you in your chest right now” 💀😭😂

    • @trunksx2497
      @trunksx2497 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      Lol

    • @joshuashakir2772
      @joshuashakir2772 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      ikr lolllllz

    • @thequitekid687
      @thequitekid687 Pƙed 3 lety +128

      The fact that he's talking to the King makes it even better lol

    • @brehwtf
      @brehwtf Pƙed 3 lety +12

      how this even funny? he just took a funny dialogue from the vid and added quotes and emojis.

    • @kingthemaster3491
      @kingthemaster3491 Pƙed 3 lety +71

      @@brehwtf it’s the dialogue that stood out the most to me.

  • @alphacrab2381
    @alphacrab2381 Pƙed rokem +4

    "Oh yea that's that pigeon money!" Bro I'm literally dying xD

  • @banymany7444
    @banymany7444 Pƙed 3 lety +7

    Almost punched the kings chest for mentioning about his sweat...

  • @abrahamelijahayala9779
    @abrahamelijahayala9779 Pƙed 3 lety +5923

    Are we going to act like we didn't almost feel the pain at the sound of the king hitting pigeon idea guy with his staff??

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      @Amir Brown bruh

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 Pƙed 3 lety +37

      @Amir Brown i mean bruh why tf are u asking that on this comment. Makes no sense bruh

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 Pƙed 3 lety +10

      @Amir Brown dude it's fine lol, was just a bruh moment đŸ€Ł

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 Pƙed 3 lety +5

      @Amir Brown czcams.com/video/oUW7XZe1hcU/video.html
      Is this it ?

    • @denizoz9224
      @denizoz9224 Pƙed 3 lety +49

      Wait if caleb does these alone, doesnt that mean he was just holding the staff and smacked himself in the head with it? đŸ€Ł

  • @YaBoyRoshi
    @YaBoyRoshi Pƙed 5 lety +6439

    lmfao " I promise bro we squabbin" Im deadddddddd 😂

    • @bunnyc3754
      @bunnyc3754 Pƙed 5 lety +117

      What's funny is that squab is another word for pigeon. Usually when they're eaten.

    • @hon3212
      @hon3212 Pƙed 3 lety +11

      Your channel sucks.

    • @nate9147
      @nate9147 Pƙed 3 lety +54

      @@hon3212 you suck as a human being

    • @hon3212
      @hon3212 Pƙed 3 lety +6

      @@nate9147 yeah maybe

    • @maibl1975
      @maibl1975 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      Yaboyroshi hi I watch your channel

  • @therebellion96
    @therebellion96 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    This skit is pure genius! đŸ€Ł

  • @VOlTiMO-
    @VOlTiMO- Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci +2

    worlds most famous quote THATS THAT PIGEON MONEY
    Told by the legendary Argus

  • @axelk.8275
    @axelk.8275 Pƙed 4 lety +1609

    “If I do another trip like this...nah bro, imma have to dead slide u bruh”😂😂😂

  • @affluentwisdom8510
    @affluentwisdom8510 Pƙed 5 lety +901

    "I promise we squabbing I'm serious dead slide you bro I'm serious, I need a way home" lol

  • @aguy8210
    @aguy8210 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    Can’t believe Caleb actually trained a lodge on for this skit, that’s dedication right there.

  • @dozhadeville444
    @dozhadeville444 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    This gotta be one of the best skits in the Universe of CZcams!
    I been laughin for like 3 years

  • @Szanth
    @Szanth Pƙed 4 lety +5916

    "That arrow was entirely in his back"
    See this is why I love CalebCity - the ideas are great, but the little things like extra dialogue bits really push them over into actual genius.

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 Pƙed 4 lety +46

      Why is the line so genius

    • @thecapedcrublader1
      @thecapedcrublader1 Pƙed 4 lety +167

      @@BudderB0y2222 he didnt need to say "entirely" it was really fuckin obvious it was there, it was extra and thats what made it funny. Kinda like when someone dies and goes "hes definitively dead". OBVIOUS

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox Pƙed 4 lety +83

      Brendan Berney It’s so human and real. You’d actually say that. Taking the situation seriously makes the comedy of it way funnier.

    • @BudderB0y2222
      @BudderB0y2222 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      CODM - ClickXNao Lmao chill the fuck out

    • @jeremysantos9766
      @jeremysantos9766 Pƙed 4 lety +24

      He was like and I'm pretty sure based on the angle it was it was in his lung too fuckin died laughing

  • @menassehbekele4877
    @menassehbekele4877 Pƙed 5 lety +409

    "Oo..don't make me..oh...I almost punched you in your chest right now" 😂😂😂

  • @PHNTM0019
    @PHNTM0019 Pƙed rokem +2

    "UHH, don't make m-, ahh, i almost punched you in your chest just now-" HAHAHAHSH I CANNOT
    this is so hilarious to me I'm cracking open💀💀

  • @MythicBeanProductions
    @MythicBeanProductions Pƙed rokem +5

    Love how he suggests a wolf as a four legged animal before a horse

  • @AA206s
    @AA206s Pƙed 3 lety +2548

    “I’m serious I’m have to dead slide you bruh...” to the King😂😂😂

  • @whywelovefilm7079
    @whywelovefilm7079 Pƙed 4 lety +5980

    Imagine how he reacted when the Pigeon actually delivered the message. They must’ve went crazy. He must’ve been like...
    “I told thou! I told thou!”

    • @Reallytyphon
      @Reallytyphon Pƙed 3 lety +61

      Hilarious 😭

    • @rosytimes9456
      @rosytimes9456 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      LMAO idk why I'm laughing so hard at this...

    • @RotmgTrollerFan
      @RotmgTrollerFan Pƙed 3 lety +53

      thee*
      I think

    • @dwagonrider8673
      @dwagonrider8673 Pƙed 3 lety +149

      THOU HAST BEEN TOLD BY MINESELF HAST THINE NOT?!?!? HAST THINE NOT?!?!?

    • @littlefishbigmountain
      @littlefishbigmountain Pƙed 3 lety +55

      I -> Thou/Ye (modern: You)
      Me -> Thee/You (modern: You)
      My -> Thy/Your (modern: Your)
      Mine -> Thine/Yours (modern: Yours)
      It’s actually pretty regular for the most part, as you can see. Also the y words like “you” that we still use today (besides ye) were the plural/formal version (people familiar with Romance languages like Spanish, French, Italian, etc. should recognize that)
      You just gotta remember that “mine” and “thine” was often used like “my” and “thy” sometimes, such as in literary works and poetry (and I’m sure other times too but I don’t claim to be an expert). For example: “Mine eyes have seen war and mine lips tasted the bitter, bloody fruit thereof.”

  • @lampyshampy
    @lampyshampy Pƙed 2 lety +5

    I love how the Medieval king was using modern US dollars. 😂

  • @bigmanlivin__life7466
    @bigmanlivin__life7466 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Usually threatening to hurt a king would get you killed but this king apologized and also understood his messenger's struggle lol

  • @dayana3082
    @dayana3082 Pƙed 5 lety +2521

    “Just 🌬 all the way to the next kingdom,” 😂

  • @lunowyd1271
    @lunowyd1271 Pƙed 4 lety +3732

    Argus: Look at this
    King Caleb: What about it?
    Argus: This that new *Sheep Cotton Silk Pouch*
    😂

  • @16Realms-studios
    @16Realms-studios Pƙed 3 měsĂ­ci +2

    That sound with the staff 😂

  • @Zack-wn6ti
    @Zack-wn6ti Pƙed 3 lety +4

    THE PART WHERE THE BIRD HAD THE ARROW ON HIS BACK GOT ME

  • @Jamaree999
    @Jamaree999 Pƙed 5 lety +558

    "I almost punched u in ur chest" 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jonny9989
      @jonny9989 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      I was dead wen he said that lmao

    • @kingxvii1605
      @kingxvii1605 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      "I was dead." The sentence is grammatically incorrect and physically impossible. If you "was dead," how did you type the comment? Furthermore, the word "was" is past tense. There is only one possible scenario in which someone can be dead, but be revived several minutes later. However I highly doubt you were in that situation, and thus the statement is incorrect. Additionally... its when* not wen.

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation Pƙed 5 lety +23

      @@kingxvii1605 Nigga really.

    • @jonny9989
      @jonny9989 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@kingxvii1605 my grammar proper if I say it iz bitch I own the dictionary

    • @whothefuckyoutalkin2180
      @whothefuckyoutalkin2180 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Philipos BRO SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP !!!!

  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa Pƙed 5 lety +576

    "Has it not been several weeks?"
    Me when shopping on wish.com

    • @cjsteward4250
      @cjsteward4250 Pƙed 5 lety +12

      Pharaoh Misa facts... I forget I ordered from them when it actually comes

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Then it never arrives.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro Pƙed 5 lety +1

      I ordered a shocker pen 3 weeks ago still hasn't arrived

    • @thelegacy4939
      @thelegacy4939 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Throw up the extra dollar for express shipping and it arrives in 2 days

    • @thelegacy4939
      @thelegacy4939 Pƙed 5 lety

      And get the app

  • @TestaTheRonin
    @TestaTheRonin Pƙed 2 lety +1

    It’s funny how he doing this skit at night but show a video of a bird flying during the day

  • @iamaboanranger7535
    @iamaboanranger7535 Pƙed 3 lety

    For real.... Such a humble King..
    He opened the door himself

  • @moonstonemagic2342
    @moonstonemagic2342 Pƙed 5 lety +1160

    “Oh yeah, that’s that pigeon money” đŸ˜‚â˜ ïž

    • @ZekeAndroid49
      @ZekeAndroid49 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Moonstone Magic DATS DAT PIDGIN MUNEY

    • @Khalipsoo
      @Khalipsoo Pƙed 5 lety

      Goals 😂

    • @e-man4639
      @e-man4639 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      Im pretty sure you copied someone else comment

    • @moonstonemagic2342
      @moonstonemagic2342 Pƙed 5 lety +3

      OfficalEmman dude, I just commented my own comment. Ain’t nobody got time to sit here and read thousands of comments to see who said the same thing. It’s not an originality contest. Don’t take it so seriously 😊

    • @e-man4639
      @e-man4639 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      @@moonstonemagic2342 My guy or girl actually no thats weird. I'm just curious. Ok. Alright. I'm not mad. We're cool?

  • @SoulxCorruption
    @SoulxCorruption Pƙed 5 lety +355

    "That's that pigeon money!"

  • @maxi5004
    @maxi5004 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    I was just stopping by on my way to the BANK!!!!
    Had me dying

  • @monical733
    @monical733 Pƙed 3 lety +1

    This one might be my favorite skit , you're funny as hell

  • @notmyname9191
    @notmyname9191 Pƙed 5 lety +2897

    I wish I was rich enough to throw a stack of hundreds at someone I hated and walk away
    I would shamefully have to go back and pick it all back up.

    • @princessred3773
      @princessred3773 Pƙed 5 lety +7

      Not my name have* to, not "half".

    • @notmyname9191
      @notmyname9191 Pƙed 5 lety +17

      @@princessred3773 completely right. Didn't even notice. Thanks

    • @christopherbolanos2480
      @christopherbolanos2480 Pƙed 4 lety +1

      Bb 😍

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy Pƙed 4 lety +45

      I'd pick it back up with glee, shit. My excuse would be that they aren't worth my money

    • @BooDotBoo
      @BooDotBoo Pƙed 4 lety +25

      I am never going to hate anyone enough to throw my cash at them. A handful of pennies, sure, but nothing else.

  • @jaquansimpson6828
    @jaquansimpson6828 Pƙed 5 lety +635

    That's how all geniuses are treated. Can you imagine the dude who said let's not shit in our drinking water.

    • @thatonenibba5052
      @thatonenibba5052 Pƙed 4 lety +17

      @Dylan L dude irrigation is for crops, not fucking drinking. And as a reply also said, Indians did invent a sewer system with pipes in the ground. Thousands of years ago. And there is no proof of that dumb statistic shut up.

    • @blueberry1vom1t
      @blueberry1vom1t Pƙed 4 lety +47

      Okay so side stepping the massive amount of racism in this thread. You're actually right. Back in England during one of the many many outbreaks of the day there was a man named John Snow (yes he has the same name as that game of thrones character) He was a sciantist who was one of the first people to measure the dosage and effect of anesthetic. He realized that due to the infections starting in stomachs instead of lungs, the illness must have been in the water. Literally everyone called him an idiot for this and thought that the illness was in the air.
      TL:DR John Snow an English scientist discovered that bacteria existed in waste water and proposed the British sewer system. Cases of water born illnesses rocketed downward as people started to protect the drinking water.
      P.S India is actually one of the largest economies in the world and is on the rise economically as the conditions for the lower class are rising. It's still by no means near an acceptable level of human conditions, but this is the fault of a flawed and monetarily motivated government than the fault of individuals. Which ironically was a point John Snow had to fight, as people thought the poor were responsible for their own suffering. So congrats @Space Whale and @Dylan L you are both on the same level as assholes who fought against John Snow during the early days of bacteriology.

    • @Camtron5000
      @Camtron5000 Pƙed 4 lety

      @@blueberry1vom1t Too long didn't read

    • @baabaa9000
      @baabaa9000 Pƙed 4 lety +5

      They probably said, "you know nothing, Jon Snow".

    • @aksd7
      @aksd7 Pƙed 4 lety

      @Dylan L 40*

  • @EAFFAEEAF
    @EAFFAEEAF Pƙed rokem +1

    Anachronisms aside, investing in carrier pigeons, instead of a ground-travel based postal service, is like investing in Blockbuster, instead of Netflix.

  • @wadewheelingtonii7690
    @wadewheelingtonii7690 Pƙed 2 lety

    Did anybody notice how it was night and then day
    when the pigeon flew by! Priceless!!!!

  • @tyswaev8941
    @tyswaev8941 Pƙed 5 lety +1339

    Caleb’s best line ever is “ohhhh I almost punched you in the chest just now”

    • @mr_stoney2124
      @mr_stoney2124 Pƙed 4 lety +9

      No “Long Live This Bankroll!” Is

    • @ryanhasib9163
      @ryanhasib9163 Pƙed 4 lety +23

      Nah it's "GET OUUUUUUT"

    • @InfinityShrad
      @InfinityShrad Pƙed 4 lety +31

      Nah. It's:
      "Better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omlette!"

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 Pƙed 4 lety +3

      @@ryanhasib9163 nigga its cold😂

    • @Xominus
      @Xominus Pƙed 4 lety

      Face*

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint Pƙed 5 lety +2285

    I used to be courier like you till I took an arrow in the back...

    • @Sage-ss3ib
      @Sage-ss3ib Pƙed 5 lety +10

      The new Justin Y?

    • @cindycastro425
      @cindycastro425 Pƙed 5 lety +8

      Get fucked

    • @RobCharo
      @RobCharo Pƙed 5 lety +7

      Is that a Bethesda reference

    • @MrODST57
      @MrODST57 Pƙed 5 lety +2

      Then I had TO SLIDE YOU

    • @RobCharo
      @RobCharo Pƙed 5 lety +2

      @@ant3866 yeah I know xd, I tried to suggest a connection between New Vegas and Skyrim but it didn't come out as expected in my head (New Vegas in the way of the courier)

  • @baberkhan6955
    @baberkhan6955 Pƙed 3 lety +2

    '' that's that pigeon money "
    LMFAO had me dying đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @mnj4christ516
    @mnj4christ516 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Dude went from "Your Masjesty" to threatening to slide the king while calling him "bro" real damn quick 😂😂😂

  • @viksra
    @viksra Pƙed 5 lety +449

    4:22 lmao he for real filmed a pigeon flying in the air for this video LOL

    • @daleo79
      @daleo79 Pƙed 5 lety +64

      He probably filmed the pigeon first and realised, "I can make a story out of this"

    • @we_are_nevertheless7305
      @we_are_nevertheless7305 Pƙed 5 lety +20

      viksra it was dark outside and the clip of the pigeon was bright day lmao

    • @mintimin8707
      @mintimin8707 Pƙed 5 lety +1

      He probably filmed the pigeon

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Pƙed 5 lety

      The absolute mad lad!

    • @meadahagain
      @meadahagain Pƙed 5 lety

      Aemiom you’re Argus in this comment thread 😂

  • @bearjones85
    @bearjones85 Pƙed 3 lety +4

    Caleb you is dead ass funny!!! "I promise you we scwabbin!!!" Lmao đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ’€đŸ’€đŸ’€â˜ đŸ‘»

  • @5underscores
    @5underscores Pƙed 2 lety

    The sound effects in your videos always so satisfying

  • @dyinghorse5894
    @dyinghorse5894 Pƙed 5 lety +229

    3:42 The sound his cane made when he hit him in the head 😂😭

  • @reuben8328
    @reuben8328 Pƙed 5 lety +1881

    I thought the king was going to hand him the scepter and crown for coming up with something he couldn’t 😂
    I mean, the King acted so interested at first, right? 😂

    • @chancethemance953
      @chancethemance953 Pƙed 5 lety +6

      Crawford should take it Amir Khan has a glass chin.

    • @Error0101
      @Error0101 Pƙed 5 lety +51

      Nah, man. You could tell he was aboutta slap the shit out of him.

    • @reuben8328
      @reuben8328 Pƙed 5 lety

      Raven Hex Nice. Didn’t even know I had 10 likes much less 600 now lol!

    • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
      @Nemo7The7Pirate7 Pƙed 4 lety +2

      go back to your quarters.

    • @JimBobJoeB0b
      @JimBobJoeB0b Pƙed 4 lety +5

      SAMIL MAHAT you must've never watched Caleb's skits before. ANYTHING can happen here.
      *ANYTHING*

  • @Speingy
    @Speingy Pƙed 24 dny +1

    amazing how paper money had ben franklin’s face on it in 100 AD

  • @Optimistical
    @Optimistical Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I love how he didn’t even care about the money. He just wanted him gone bro! đŸ€Ł

  • @joshburn4650
    @joshburn4650 Pƙed 5 lety +300

    That’s one woke king he opens the door himself

    • @basco87
      @basco87 Pƙed 5 lety

      3:40 thats all im a say i should not have felt thia way about that noise but that shit was hella funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀