RPG Game Logic

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  • čas přidán 22. 06. 2020
  • Going to a weapon shop in an RPG game.
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  • @flygonkerel781
    @flygonkerel781 Před 3 lety +5797

    "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "What you need food for?" Had me DEAD LMAO

  • @MrSuriya6
    @MrSuriya6 Před 3 lety +9375

    The moment when you realize that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist

    • @Nev1812
      @Nev1812 Před 3 lety +145

      🤔 >😨

    • @lustrousient5584
      @lustrousient5584 Před 3 lety +191

      coughPokemonMysteryDungeoncough

    • @MrSuriya6
      @MrSuriya6 Před 3 lety +145

      Lustrousient Walks out with a stick for literally one second and Kecleon drops you like it’s 52 pick up

    • @abdallababikir4473
      @abdallababikir4473 Před 3 lety +88

      Daaaamn cuz he was able to unsheath it you're a genius

    • @kadeloblack4774
      @kadeloblack4774 Před 3 lety +5

      MrSuriya6 ATL or ATN not to mention ATK I hate those damn dragons I bully the poison one though lol only Archtempered one I can kill!

  • @OriginalCovfefe
    @OriginalCovfefe Před 2 lety +5648

    “It looked so equip-table” that line had me crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe Před 2 lety +5625

    Master arvacado.

    • @duj3016
      @duj3016 Před 2 lety +103

      Hello Asian master

    • @LLC008
      @LLC008 Před 2 lety +75

      Hi Asian dad with the CEO son but can't cook rice

    • @thiccapo
      @thiccapo Před 2 lety +20

      lmao

    • @arthurbochud1580
      @arthurbochud1580 Před 2 lety +23

      So is that merchand the other foot from when Steven’s dad was 9 years old?

    • @persiancarpet5535
      @persiancarpet5535 Před 2 lety +36

      When I saw the slipper for sale I immediately remembered that video of yours.

  • @TheXavierClark1
    @TheXavierClark1 Před 3 lety +13672

    RPG logic:
    Buy price: 80,000
    Sell back price: 100

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 Před 3 lety +500

      that is actually how it works in real life too.
      Go into a store and buy a pair of shoes.
      Once you paid. Ask how much they are going to pay for those shoes?
      (Refund is not the same thing, it undoes the trade. Selling it back is different)

    • @lonix332
      @lonix332 Před 3 lety +297

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 lol I was going to put gamestop

    • @tusharkanthi7991
      @tusharkanthi7991 Před 3 lety +74

      Yo I didn't know this was witcher 3 let's play video

    • @dnyembo90
      @dnyembo90 Před 3 lety +54

      @@lonix332 Gamestop of RPGs lol

    • @xelith6157
      @xelith6157 Před 3 lety +16

      As others said, this is real life logic, and applies to other games as well (like Hextech Crafting in League).

  • @jeanmac
    @jeanmac Před 3 lety +5770

    "can i return it PLEASE"
    "sure, ill buy it back for 10 red gems"

    • @osaretinimade8757
      @osaretinimade8757 Před 3 lety +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CmoIsDaNam3i
      @CmoIsDaNam3i Před 3 lety +219

      Worse than Gamestop yo. 😭

    • @nikkijones7129
      @nikkijones7129 Před 3 lety +150

      When that happens, it literally hurts my SOUL. The biggest ripoff ever

    • @dominiquefrazier4602
      @dominiquefrazier4602 Před 3 lety +32

      That's the witcher for u right there

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 Před 3 lety +75

      @@CmoIsDaNam3i ironically, rpg's have been ripping off gamers since before game stop was established.

  • @danbasford7456
    @danbasford7456 Před 2 lety +7427

    RPG logic: "You just turned 12 years old. Now you and only you, can save the world. You can, however, hire mature companions with years of experience and who are much stronger than you. But...we all still depend on YOU...because you are 12 AND your father who was an epic hero and died on the day you were born, failed. Also, here is 5 gold pieces and a stick. GOOD LUCK!!".

    • @civilprotectionunit8145
      @civilprotectionunit8145 Před 2 lety +301

      Kingdom come deliverance: Ayyy fuck this shit imma break the cycle

    • @awesomeii8346
      @awesomeii8346 Před 2 lety +690

      "No, you're 11 years old, you can't go adventuring, it's too dangerous."
      Oh, wait you're 12? Go destroy the Lord of Darkness, who has killed countless max level warriors and mages! I believe you are the chosen one!

    • @J972M
      @J972M Před 2 lety +228

      Literally explained most shonen manga lol

    • @KazumiKun
      @KazumiKun Před 2 lety +64

      Huh, Link.

    • @Infinitesimal_.
      @Infinitesimal_. Před 2 lety +40

      Won't let you down sir

  • @Rubhen925
    @Rubhen925 Před 2 lety +2555

    Lmao this man didn't look at the level prerequisite before buying. Half the time I make that mistake too!

    • @SCP_Personnel-TF
      @SCP_Personnel-TF Před 2 lety +112

      The fact they let you buy it knowing full well you can't use it gets me

    • @matthewcrispin4070
      @matthewcrispin4070 Před 2 lety +16

      @@SCP_Personnel-TF What games do they allow you to buy it? The games I've played usually the higher level weapons are locked until you get to that level.

    • @SCP_Personnel-TF
      @SCP_Personnel-TF Před 2 lety +14

      @@matthewcrispin4070 dark souls games come to mind instantly

    • @Oropher420
      @Oropher420 Před 2 lety +11

      Reminds me of the division except you bought the special guns with *real* money so you don't know what level you need to be on, so I had these level 30 guns (which is the end game level) which I couldn't use at the start.

    • @NathanCoarse_VGH
      @NathanCoarse_VGH Před 2 lety +2

      I have those same issues in borderlands and souls games...

  • @RAIDENRAIDEN
    @RAIDENRAIDEN Před 3 lety +2906

    *THE WORST PART IS WHEN THATS THE ONLY STORE IN THE GAME*

    • @ratbimboy8288
      @ratbimboy8288 Před 3 lety +21

      FR

    • @Slash766
      @Slash766 Před 3 lety +16

      Actually no it’s not, the merchant says “somehow us merchants just know” sooo...

    • @creamsicleorange8266
      @creamsicleorange8266 Před 3 lety +77

      @@Slash766 I think you misinterpreted the comment. They weren't talking about this video, they were talking about videogames in general. Some games, for some reason, have one shop.
      That you have to travel for ages to at times.
      This wasn't that video, and they knew that.

    • @kiko._.a
      @kiko._.a Před 3 lety

      I think its based off devil may cry

    • @holybananapeel3795
      @holybananapeel3795 Před 3 lety +2

      *AND YOU HAVE TO GO BACK AND FOURTH TO THE SAME STORE*

  • @TheJ1156
    @TheJ1156 Před 3 lety +4716

    Shop owner: "No returns."
    Me: *reloads save file*

    • @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
      @xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx Před 3 lety +262

      I see, so you use the Time Powers as well.

    • @Max-gy5rp
      @Max-gy5rp Před 3 lety +95

      Watch Toby Fox help make this rpg and they fuckin know you loaded back cause you made a mistake a roast your dumbass for it

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Před 3 lety +38

      @@Max-gy5rp you think you can escape like this huh? Well guess what, i have time abilities as well.. GUARDS GUARDS, A TIEF (puts max lvl items to your inv so you would be charged 5 bil and wait 1 year in real world time even when time skipping)

    • @Peter_Holder
      @Peter_Holder Před 3 lety +153

      *autosaves after weapon purchase*

    • @aluane2965
      @aluane2965 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Peter_Holder lol

  • @Astrodexterous
    @Astrodexterous Před 2 lety +236

    “You don’t be in the forest… the hidden palaces and whatnot!”
    I love the delivery of this line 😂

  • @roseplays8441
    @roseplays8441 Před rokem +174

    Bruh. The part where he said “it’s just for display” is so accurate. They be having like 50 swords on the wall, but when you open the shop menu, you get a knife and maybe a bow, as opposed to the big ass sword chilling on the wall.

  • @wampaisen
    @wampaisen Před 3 lety +2403

    even when his characters are roasting someone who clearly "lost" he eventually stutters and i love that detail

  • @___________11121
    @___________11121 Před 3 lety +5732

    I was waiting for him to sprint at the merchant with the still-sheathed katana and just beat the hell out of him with it

    • @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st
      @PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Před 3 lety +540

      That merchant unsheathed the 800,000 sword. He would get folded flat

    • @Moniker08
      @Moniker08 Před 3 lety +35

      LMAO

    • @marche800
      @marche800 Před 3 lety +46

      @@PSNSMANIACALMIND1st Just like Link's Awakening

    • @greateagle8799
      @greateagle8799 Před 3 lety +22

      PSNSMANIACALMIND1st ahhh that would’ve been great

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 Před 3 lety +45

      Merchant: You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting

  • @BobDoleStyle
    @BobDoleStyle Před rokem +130

    This is one of my favorites, that “w h a t s w r o n g ?” is devious lmao

    • @ensanesane
      @ensanesane Před 9 měsíci +5

      I still think about this line 😂

  • @garretsimpson4924
    @garretsimpson4924 Před rokem +285

    I thought the bit was gonna end with him buying the sword, then finding a "compare stats" option and finding out the boxing gloves have way higher stats or something. 😂

    • @Kizaran77
      @Kizaran77 Před rokem +10

      _Hmm_ sounds like you play FFXIV...

  • @alteramv4791
    @alteramv4791 Před 3 lety +6190

    “It looks so equippedable” never felt anything on a higher level

  • @frostykid9999
    @frostykid9999 Před 3 lety +4405

    “Why didn’t I buy the boxing gloves. I’m so stupitt. Why was I even born?”

  • @straphos5326
    @straphos5326 Před 8 měsíci +42

    Just a quick tip, but you really should've gone for the slippers. They have a hidden effect called "Emotional Damage" that stuns enemies for 3 seconds. In the early game, it's extremely useful.

    • @SFactorial
      @SFactorial Před 5 měsíci +11

      Yeah but you have to max out failure management which is practically impossible because of the amount of skill points in that one tree, and that means you play on Asian difficulty

  • @ShadeNova22
    @ShadeNova22 Před rokem +24

    "Look at you... STUPID" kills me two years later

  • @Anime5666
    @Anime5666 Před 3 lety +16920

    “You can’t unsheathe it, can you?”
    This hurt. It hurts.

    • @iiprodigy260
      @iiprodigy260 Před 3 lety +236

      Literally.

    • @Zion5G
      @Zion5G Před 3 lety +17

      @@iiprodigy260 czcams.com/video/UG_PzYuVZvg/video.html

    • @dylannalyd4361
      @dylannalyd4361 Před 3 lety +426

      Lol. I thought he was gonna be like "yeah its just a cosmetic item, you cant actually use it."

    • @corrosivityyeetborne4144
      @corrosivityyeetborne4144 Před 3 lety +30

      This is at 666 likes it will be never liked again

    • @corrosivityyeetborne4144
      @corrosivityyeetborne4144 Před 3 lety +20

      Literally as I wrote this it got ten more

  • @Coltingtons
    @Coltingtons Před 3 lety +3148

    plot twist: he couldn't unsheathe the sword because he was inside a building

    • @faithharris3372
      @faithharris3372 Před 3 lety +96

      That's what I thought he was gonna say😆

    • @overdrive8808
      @overdrive8808 Před 3 lety +8

      😂😂😂

    • @jayrep5562
      @jayrep5562 Před 3 lety +5

      Lmao 😂

    • @ninjafam5031
      @ninjafam5031 Před 3 lety +45

      Professor Oak syndrome: You can’t use specific items indoors, not because it would be reckless, but because a voice tells you that you can’t every time you try it.

    • @BooksToAshes
      @BooksToAshes Před 3 lety +19

      Professor Oaks words will always haunt me whenever I tried using a bike indoors.
      Damn it dude above me beat me to it 5 seconds earlier than me lol

  • @alexcutie49
    @alexcutie49 Před 2 lety +503

    I died at “go ahead and grind up with that little broken dagger you got”

  • @Kizaran77
    @Kizaran77 Před rokem +55

    The idle animation of the NPC is on-point.

  • @Anonymous-rb4ji
    @Anonymous-rb4ji Před 3 lety +4728

    Plot twist; he couldn’t unsheathe the sword because he was inside the building

    • @rjsolit
      @rjsolit Před 3 lety +169

      Gta logic😂😂

    • @OnePunchYume
      @OnePunchYume Před 3 lety +317

      *"Now's not the time to use that!"*

    • @nomarukaz
      @nomarukaz Před 3 lety +96

      Safe area

    • @wicklezz
      @wicklezz Před 3 lety +23

      An exact copy of a comment made an hour ago bruh

    • @cj.2eezy
      @cj.2eezy Před 3 lety +18

      Yes, I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT!

  • @eilegacyofdiscord1725
    @eilegacyofdiscord1725 Před 3 lety +8320

    Plot twist: The flip flop was the best weapon in game

  • @ironclad9498
    @ironclad9498 Před 2 lety +54

    Hold on a sec, the merchant being able to unsheathe the sword means that all the merchants in the game is stronger then the protaganist.

    • @S1rWakka
      @S1rWakka Před 2 lety +6

      Yes, but they're not chosen so there's no point for them to be a warrior

  • @ruthie8785
    @ruthie8785 Před 10 měsíci +29

    It never ceases to murder me how well he can do those npc looped animations

  • @Chandi_Lerald
    @Chandi_Lerald Před 3 lety +15315

    Can we just acknowledge that the merchant is a higher level than the protagonist for being able to unsheathe the sword very easily.

    • @geli95us
      @geli95us Před 3 lety +1689

      everyone knows that merchants are the strongest beings in the world, they could be out there saving the world but they decide not to interfere with mere mortals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @zecorim
      @zecorim Před 3 lety +174

      lol FACTS 😂

    • @erubin100
      @erubin100 Před 3 lety +163

      @@geli95us Just like real life...

    • @DaBard
      @DaBard Před 3 lety +132

      @@geli95us Keckleon in Mystery Dungeon

    • @alvinip9128
      @alvinip9128 Před 3 lety +151

      @@geli95usmerchants are crazy powerful even when I reach max level and best gear I still cant leave a scratch on them

  • @OX3YMORON
    @OX3YMORON Před 3 lety +12764

    Then he goes outside and kills an enemy that drops the same sword for free

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls Před 3 lety +1212

      Then he tries to double wield it
      but he’s the wrong class

    • @imshaunnurse
      @imshaunnurse Před 3 lety +195

      Lol ultra rage. I bought kzarka weapon set then got a box the first time I fight him

    • @silvergiovanni5336
      @silvergiovanni5336 Před 3 lety +66

      @@imshaunnurse well
      At least you get your money back
      Or you can just enhance it easily to TRI then sell it on Market

    • @delakidzz8131
      @delakidzz8131 Před 3 lety +42

      @@silvergiovanni5336 yea then you wasted resources because the next weapon you get is too low and needs to be leveled up but you out of materials

    • @4ltrz555
      @4ltrz555 Před 2 lety +41

      @@silvergiovanni5336 nah when selling the sword you'll get 30% of the original price

  • @KingGresh
    @KingGresh Před 2 lety +23

    "It looks so e-QUIPT-able..." Felt that in my soul 😭

  • @roustance
    @roustance Před rokem +11

    It was the sh*t eating smirk he had on his face with the "What's wrong?" line that got me.

  • @BozzLightyr
    @BozzLightyr Před 3 lety +1741

    "Fine, can I sell this sword back?"
    "Sure. I can give you 500 for it."

  • @cablekibble2942
    @cablekibble2942 Před 3 lety +12340

    instead of “no returns”, he should’ve said “i’ll buy that back for 800 red gems.”

    • @Hexauslion
      @Hexauslion Před 3 lety +556

      damn I just said that. glad im not the only one who hates RPG logic LOL

    • @n0b0dyn03sm3
      @n0b0dyn03sm3 Před 3 lety +529

      At that point it might as well be a GameStop.

    • @kreze9696
      @kreze9696 Před 3 lety +59

      Caleb Snyder 3 take it or leave it

    • @Dontaethefist
      @Dontaethefist Před 3 lety +135

      "The merchant doesn't want that item."

    • @f20b94
      @f20b94 Před 3 lety +46

      Upgrade your speech so you can finesse 💯

  • @BBBness
    @BBBness Před rokem +7

    The way the shop keep went from 100% basic NPC to welf-aware to smug "what's wrong" is amazing.

  • @adminaccess8713
    @adminaccess8713 Před 2 lety +12

    “Are you injured?”
    “No.”
    “Then what do you need food for?”

  • @FraglessJ
    @FraglessJ Před 3 lety +1442

    "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "Then what you need food for?"

    • @jackpada7015
      @jackpada7015 Před 3 lety +37

      *minecraft intensifies*

    • @Me-zt1gk
      @Me-zt1gk Před 3 lety +3

      Limit Breaker Swag. if that isnt some of those Pokémon I- 💀💀

    • @perthraymond-masonsbf4992
      @perthraymond-masonsbf4992 Před 3 lety +2

      Skyrim :')

    • @anvahvn
      @anvahvn Před 3 lety +3

      Jack Pada lmao you could even see his nether portal’s reflection in his tv

    • @shortboi_l
      @shortboi_l Před 3 lety +1

      Obviously for when he gets injured lol 😂

  • @Luxuh
    @Luxuh Před 3 lety +6660

    All this skit is missing is the moment he finally can afford and equip the 800,000 red gem sword, and right after buying it, he finds the exact same sword in a chest somewhere for free.

    • @taetae-rc2ii
      @taetae-rc2ii Před 3 lety +303

      OOF happens to damn much

    • @slip6006
      @slip6006 Před 3 lety +76

      Broooo

    • @HighKnight
      @HighKnight Před 3 lety +455

      NOPE. A more accurate one where to be he bought that 800, 000 red gem sword but the one in the chest has better stats in every imaginable way than the store bought one.

    • @scaredyhart268
      @scaredyhart268 Před 3 lety +92

      Go ahead and unplug the Xbox, fam. It'll hurt less when you yeet it out the window.

    • @mariellejuanillo1150
      @mariellejuanillo1150 Před 3 lety +16

      BRUUUUUUH

  • @ChrisCarson_
    @ChrisCarson_ Před rokem +13

    That sad piano music fits every sad moment in life

  • @felixdogan6776
    @felixdogan6776 Před rokem +30

    After two years still my favorite skit man

  • @oletramekaf5603
    @oletramekaf5603 Před 3 lety +23708

    He needs level 18 to equip that sword.
    At level 17 he will find a better sword from a regular ass chest.

    • @davidreyes5713
      @davidreyes5713 Před 3 lety +976

      Yep skyrim

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 Před 3 lety +470

      The Zodiac Spear.

    • @theerealatm
      @theerealatm Před 3 lety +310

      Blaack Sugar a man of culture I see. Lmao ff12 is the epitome of finding better shit in a chest.

    • @ramishanwar8989
      @ramishanwar8989 Před 3 lety +44

      @@theerealatm the hell you guys talking about?

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl Před 3 lety +104

      @@ramishanwar8989 final fantasy 12

  • @lepermessiah2011
    @lepermessiah2011 Před 3 lety +2101

    "Man, I'm so stupidt."

    • @rubenvegas7926
      @rubenvegas7926 Před 3 lety +2

      Jayden McDow tell me how I haven’t played rb2 in 8 years but I knew it was rb2 by the time the video was at 0:01

    • @vindiesel682
      @vindiesel682 Před 3 lety +2

      Yea No u didn’t

    • @kirank287
      @kirank287 Před 3 lety +1

      Ok

    • @elvisgandane2080
      @elvisgandane2080 Před 3 lety +1

      1100th

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 Před 3 lety +1

      Use a comma instead of a period at the end when using quotes.

  • @ISTHATASUPRA..
    @ISTHATASUPRA.. Před rokem +8

    The slides are better damage than any weapon - My Mother

  • @tallcat2652
    @tallcat2652 Před 2 lety +26

    And then when he finally meets the level requirement, he finds out the sword was the weakest weapon he could’ve gotten for his level…

  • @meerakitengoku9577
    @meerakitengoku9577 Před 3 lety +1238

    "I require the strongest of potions."
    "Yes but, unfortunately you're not high leveled enough to handle its potent."

    • @TheDwarvenDefender
      @TheDwarvenDefender Před 3 lety +50

      Potion seller...
      I am going into BHATTLE--

    • @fury6688
      @fury6688 Před 3 lety +18

      TheDwarvenDefender I require only your strongest potions

    • @kayleawilson
      @kayleawilson Před 3 lety +12

      pOtiOn sellEerrr

    • @lucasbarcelos2101
      @lucasbarcelos2101 Před 3 lety +15

      "You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything except your potions!" "Why respect knights if my potions can do everything that you can?" Pure gold that one

    • @BlaxeFrost-X
      @BlaxeFrost-X Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, you unlock Etanol Potions at lvl 18, yet you can try to use them earlier with the black market or a higher level player trade

  • @milkcourier1224
    @milkcourier1224 Před 3 lety +2111

    where the part where once he reaches the level he realizes his class can't equip it

    • @cinnamongunfire
      @cinnamongunfire Před 3 lety +61

      Milk Courier this never happens to me because I check stats and stuff... people like that are the reason scammers still profit.

    • @C00kii0
      @C00kii0 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @zeekari
      @zeekari Před 3 lety +49

      Or when he finds a better weapon in a dungeon

    • @gg920__
      @gg920__ Před 3 lety +11

      That hurts the most

    • @posaidon972
      @posaidon972 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Yama973 and you can't sell it so you're just stuck with it forever

  • @jakerockznoodles
    @jakerockznoodles Před 2 lety +25

    I remember playing a gamebook where it just turns out merchants have incredible powers. You meet one travelling about and get the option to attack him. If you pick this option, the book basically just says "How do you think _he_ survives to do trade in a place like this?! He lifts a finger and blasts you to oblivion" 😂

  • @rysokoimashura7072
    @rysokoimashura7072 Před 2 lety +17

    Ploy twist: he can use the sword, just he can't pull out weapons in buildings.

  • @GokuOG
    @GokuOG Před 3 lety +3960

    Then when you ACTUALLY reach that level you find out how bad it is lol

    • @iminyomomsbed
      @iminyomomsbed Před 3 lety +301

      So true, if you get a high level weapon that's locked at an earlier part of the game, it definitely sucks compared to weapons that you unlock when you actually reach that level😂😂

    • @theraginginfernape9496
      @theraginginfernape9496 Před 3 lety +76

      I fucking felt this

    • @pi_za8214
      @pi_za8214 Před 3 lety +34

      UntamedGoku **everyone felt that**

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc Před 3 lety +24

      @@iminyomomsbed I can think of some exceptions, but traditionally yeah, default stuff isn't that good

    • @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925
      @1ksubswithoutvideoschallen925 Před 3 lety +15

      @@iminyomomsbed shadow fight 2- Blood Reaper

  • @ammaarkhan1409
    @ammaarkhan1409 Před 3 lety +1433

    Breath of The Wild logic: "Are you injured?"
    "No"
    "Then what do you need food for?"

    • @ClassicMist360
      @ClassicMist360 Před 3 lety +87

      i believe this applies to almost any game ever, not just BotW

    • @Ckoz2829
      @Ckoz2829 Před 3 lety +2

      ClassicMist360
      Not Dead Rising. You can eat ‘till you puke in those games.

    • @SaltySyrian
      @SaltySyrian Před 3 lety

      Same as mc and mcd

    • @confusedasian2212
      @confusedasian2212 Před 3 lety +3

      @@SaltySyrian You still need food to survive, not just to heal.

    • @pawdre5151
      @pawdre5151 Před 3 lety +3

      I’m gonna tell this to a homeless person

  • @okidokes
    @okidokes Před 2 lety +6

    I love how the npc gains sentience just to talk trash xD

  • @risharddaniels1762
    @risharddaniels1762 Před rokem +5

    The irony of the jacket clearly displaying “luck” after discovering that he’s in fact: “SHTOOPIDT”

  • @Kenlac92
    @Kenlac92 Před 3 lety +23087

    Bruh that merchant bout to see him quick save.

  • @dwightschrute3721
    @dwightschrute3721 Před 3 lety +1069

    That vender ain’t gonna be laughing once he sees Caleb quick save

    • @mrcharisma
      @mrcharisma Před 3 lety +101

      But then again, he unsheathed the weapon when Caleb couldn't! I'm thinking that's a high lvl NPC

    • @andrewbravo6152
      @andrewbravo6152 Před 3 lety +24

      What’s he gonna kill the vender with? The broken knife?

    • @Johny97_
      @Johny97_ Před 3 lety +1

      Plot twist , his last save was his autosave after buying the high level blade

  • @NumaDestroy
    @NumaDestroy Před rokem +10

    I've watched this one way too many times and the way he goes away while cussing then trying to unsheathe the sword to no avail gets me every time 😭

  • @313ajr
    @313ajr Před 2 lety +6

    I really wish merchants would be this savage in an RPG

  • @lockinn-8612
    @lockinn-8612 Před 3 lety +8783

    "if it's NOT equippable why does that even exist?!"
    "It makes the weapons shop look like a weapons shop"
    *Everyone felt that*

  • @csmlegend3704
    @csmlegend3704 Před 3 lety +719

    lmaooo when the merchant starts bobbing his head slightly

    • @crystalraider5785
      @crystalraider5785 Před 3 lety +20

      Idle animation bro hahaha

    • @58209
      @58209 Před 3 lety +6

      caleb has mastered the lost art of irl idle animations: czcams.com/video/GfFQTt_nkJM/video.html

    • @Dandiggas
      @Dandiggas Před 3 lety +1

      Hahaha! That took me out

    • @dc1939
      @dc1939 Před 3 lety +3

      Its little details like this that bring these to the next level.

  • @rylanfitzgerald6085
    @rylanfitzgerald6085 Před 2 lety +10

    Nobody talking about how the left glove and the high-level sword cost the same amount. Busted economy

  • @msa9761
    @msa9761 Před 2 lety +8

    " How u doin "
    " I'm doing *alright* "
    Got me dead lmao 💀

    • @yondalethomas
      @yondalethomas Před 2 lety +3

      What was so funny about that? I'm glad you're enjoying the video though lol.

  • @Words2000
    @Words2000 Před 3 lety +6943

    *This man can make a whole movie with just himself*

  • @Man-O-Little-Tan
    @Man-O-Little-Tan Před 2 lety +5018

    "Are you injured"
    "No"
    "Whatcha need food for"

  • @insominaddict
    @insominaddict Před 2 lety +16

    That slow movement of the shopkeepers head was gold 0:26

  • @imabird1566
    @imabird1566 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The sword he bought was 80k, but the left boxing glove was also 80k. Either he’s getting scammed or the sword is god awful

  • @latt.qcd9221
    @latt.qcd9221 Před 3 lety +538

    *tries to return it*
    Shop owner: "I'll give you 80RP for it."

    • @Free-yr3iw
      @Free-yr3iw Před 3 lety +17

      RG*

    • @NoVideosFound0
      @NoVideosFound0 Před 3 lety +34

      Gamestop-level returns right there.

    • @Ultimascale4
      @Ultimascale4 Před 3 lety +5

      Damn what you said hits home because that's my experience man...bought a hammer with all my money (ingame currency) $12,000and I found out it's trash,tried selling they bought it from me for $80...WTF.(I grinded for 6hrs to get to the 12k) sigh

    • @e3.14c4
      @e3.14c4 Před 3 lety

      @@NoVideosFound0 I read gemstop send help

  • @stillfree98__60
    @stillfree98__60 Před 3 lety +2864

    Everybody gangsta till you can't run cause you carrying too many items

    • @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220
      @bestcommentuwilleverseeiny5220 Před 3 lety +11

      StillFree98 __ Link: "Is this bunny hood a joke to you?"

    • @heyyou9137
      @heyyou9137 Před 3 lety +8

      Everybody gangsta till everyone realise that this joke formate is unfunny overused garbage

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 Před 3 lety +3

      Love this 🤣🤣

    • @aaaamxr
      @aaaamxr Před 3 lety +13

      FR Tho!!! I like how Geralt runs perfectly and really fast with 79.8 kg out of 80kg space and then once i put on a 200gram bandana and he starts walking as slow as a snail.

    • @godtitan2896
      @godtitan2896 Před 3 lety +4

      Horror/rpg games be like that when something chasing you but you can't run because oh wups inventory full

  • @davidnguye.n
    @davidnguye.n Před rokem +9

    He’s WAY more than high enough lvl to equip all the weapons in his shop, he probably can equip the weapon forged by Master Avocado as well

  • @sixmagma
    @sixmagma Před rokem +6

    This player clearly doesn’t understand the power of the chancla

  • @deadmeme4058
    @deadmeme4058 Před 3 lety +3114

    "Finally I'm at level 100. Can I finally use this sword?!"
    "No, sorry. Only the game admins can use this."

    • @redhood0473
      @redhood0473 Před 3 lety +75

      That has never happened once

    • @subhanzaman4438
      @subhanzaman4438 Před 3 lety +34

      Never got that far.......

    • @RafikelJar
      @RafikelJar Před 3 lety +182

      the better answer would be "your class can't equip this type of weapon"

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 Před 3 lety +29

      You need infamy level 3 which means you need to reset to level 0 3 times

    • @subhanzaman4438
      @subhanzaman4438 Před 3 lety +2

      Hmm how about I just write you a check how much, I can't wait anymore....

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian Před rokem +7

    Caleb has the best spiteful monologues

  • @ArloeMew
    @ArloeMew Před 2 lety +13

    Unsurprisingly the Shopkeeper does have a high enough level to unsheathe the swords.

  • @marlowefinley-brown5817
    @marlowefinley-brown5817 Před 3 lety +1911

    Is no one else concerned that the merchant COULD unsheathe the sword.

    • @blackbluealexv2
      @blackbluealexv2 Před 3 lety +395

      The merchant is a former high level adventurer

    • @jmal
      @jmal Před 3 lety +283

      @@blackbluealexv2 Until he took an arrow to the knee.
      Apologies for the dead meme; I'll show meself out.

    • @SpaghettiGod34
      @SpaghettiGod34 Před 3 lety +77

      Jun Malabanan I think we all can allow a dead meme every now and then so I’ll give you a pass

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem Před 3 lety +65

      Shopkeepers are often high level to make stealing harder.

    • @Superthunder236
      @Superthunder236 Před 3 lety +20

      Or the fact the merchant isn’t a kill able character and posses no threat other then swords that are to high level

  • @The_New_Sean
    @The_New_Sean Před 3 lety +8833

    Plot Twist: He couldn't unsheath the sword because he was still in the shop.

  • @malice502
    @malice502 Před rokem +3

    "It looks so equiptable"
    So true in every rpg game

  • @thelocalfbiagent8073
    @thelocalfbiagent8073 Před 2 lety +4

    His npc voice is so perfect

  • @davinthompson-williams1237
    @davinthompson-williams1237 Před 3 lety +1779

    Merchant: Are you injured?
    Player: no
    Merchant: then what do you need food for?
    Me: Valid

    • @adedaraadeloro5603
      @adedaraadeloro5603 Před 3 lety +18

      Minecraft vibes

    • @hezowrld
      @hezowrld Před 3 lety +6

      @@adedaraadeloro5603 u run out of sttamina in minecraft, ion think that applies to this lmaoo

    • @noobnoob9557
      @noobnoob9557 Před 3 lety +2

      SlumpVevo But you can heal yourself by eating to full hunger bar, and you die if you dont have any hunger bars

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda Před 3 lety +5

      Don't be silly, you use potions to heal! Food is for pre-fight buffs!

    • @adedaraadeloro5603
      @adedaraadeloro5603 Před 3 lety +1

      @Nathan jones If you hurt yourself in Minecraft, and you have no portions, you won't heal unless your hunger bar is full, ain't that right?

  • @-_--dc9sr
    @-_--dc9sr Před 3 lety +1229

    “Oh the strongest weapon in game”
    “It’s just for display”

    • @MatthewMilton
      @MatthewMilton Před 3 lety +5

      This post is GOATed

    • @robertharp16
      @robertharp16 Před 3 lety +17

      DW he'll get it later after several post game dungeons and a fishing side quest that has the hardest boss in the game

    • @jaydendivens7217
      @jaydendivens7217 Před 3 lety +18

      @@robertharp16 yea but by then he'll have gear that's ten times better then that

    • @dadeamatic3772
      @dadeamatic3772 Před 3 lety +3

      Jayden Divens It’s bittersweet how true that joke is. Like, I wanna laugh but cry at the same time thinking back to Skyrim and *every single daedric weapon*

    • @bigmonke2524
      @bigmonke2524 Před 3 lety

      I made your comment 666

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Před rokem +2

    The vendor's shit talking at the end is the funniest part for me 😂

  • @Jayphresh14
    @Jayphresh14 Před 2 lety +2

    “ ayye ayye and look no returns either, you keep that “ 😂😂😂

  • @justincoloma3721
    @justincoloma3721 Před 3 lety +1384

    “Left glove costs 80 000 gems while the right one costs 90 000 gems”
    Merchant: *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.*

  • @TheJ1156
    @TheJ1156 Před 3 lety +4015

    Just put a bucket over his head and steal everything

    • @fireyphoenix1367
      @fireyphoenix1367 Před 3 lety +162

      Ah yes, the greatest skyrim technique..

    • @JermainesIQ
      @JermainesIQ Před 3 lety +7

      The freaking claw

    • @VispurAi
      @VispurAi Před 3 lety +2

      Best skyrim trick

    • @heavysaber9431
      @heavysaber9431 Před 3 lety +31

      Everything's for sale here my friend, *everything* , if I had a sister, I'd sell her in a second _hahaha_ !

    • @ruubenrajasoo9980
      @ruubenrajasoo9980 Před 3 lety +5

      Do the laugh Kawhi

  • @Beta-pw5rq
    @Beta-pw5rq Před měsícem +3

    Y’all ever notice how the right one is more expensive because most ppl are right handed?

  • @msa9761
    @msa9761 Před 2 lety +3

    My man just broke his knife and decided to do a skit. Amazing story 👌

  • @NubianChild
    @NubianChild Před 3 lety +3385

    “Just for display not an equippable Item” Can’t even list how Many games Have those

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 Před 3 lety +48

      So many literally say that as a joke it ain't even a joke anymore

    • @user-lb5gu7ix8x
      @user-lb5gu7ix8x Před 3 lety +28

      Bro I hate that so much

    • @WBZ_King
      @WBZ_King Před 3 lety +3

      Fax

    • @ckeekyzekey
      @ckeekyzekey Před 3 lety +21

      I KNOW, just look at the hammer and saw on the crafting table in Minecraft

    • @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729
      @whydoihavesomanysubscriber9729 Před 3 lety +15

      Yea, heres a video showing why they do that, its really interesting actually czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html

  • @alymationz7908
    @alymationz7908 Před 3 lety +1703

    Me : buys a rare item with all my money
    Also me : *finds it in a chest after 10 seconds*

    • @awesomeone1784
      @awesomeone1784 Před 3 lety +148

      and it only sells for a quarter to half of the price

    • @minhmeo9506
      @minhmeo9506 Před 3 lety +36

      Damn, it's fucking hurt :(

    • @felipenegron3091
      @felipenegron3091 Před 3 lety +22

      Skyrim every time

    • @eljefe9140
      @eljefe9140 Před 3 lety +14

      *Finds a better one*

    • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
      @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC Před 3 lety +19

      Everyone knows that, after a certain point, the only reason for going to shops is to sell all the lower-level stuff piling up in your inventory.

  • @ultimateblue2197
    @ultimateblue2197 Před 2 lety +3

    That ending killed me 😂😂😂🤣

  • @MrAce2000
    @MrAce2000 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Plost twist: It wasn't a fact he wasn't high enough level, It was the simple fact he just didn't walk out the door.

  • @_Arkane
    @_Arkane Před 3 lety +3195

    “You’re level 12”
    *pulls out phone*
    Great, he’s playing the mobile version....

    • @livisliced
      @livisliced Před 3 lety +18

      what's wrong with the mobile version??

    • @raymundoraymond4051
      @raymundoraymond4051 Před 3 lety +110

      @@livisliced mobile ports of certain RPGs (and basically every other game) are just sleezy recycled crap with some exceptions. These range from "not as good as the original" to "a barely playable pay to play game filled with microtransactions"

    • @wasabi5932
      @wasabi5932 Před 3 lety +47

      @@livisliced mobile games are very limited not to mention crappy

    • @moth8775
      @moth8775 Před 3 lety

      @@wasabi5932 Art of war Global conflict.

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 Před 3 lety +1

      @@moth8775 actually pretty p2w

  • @Jaymovindiff
    @Jaymovindiff Před 3 lety +562

    “Looks so..... equippedable” his vocabulary is crazy 😂

    • @johnsherfey3675
      @johnsherfey3675 Před 3 lety +9

      @True4 Anime rushed fan translations though.

    • @Mike-my7uf
      @Mike-my7uf Před 3 lety +1

      This vocabulary would be crazy in conversation but in comedy it is genius.

    • @kelvintraylor7551
      @kelvintraylor7551 Před 3 lety

      Equippedable😂

  • @iFrostyPhoenix
    @iFrostyPhoenix Před 2 lety +2

    i like how the merchant broke out his formal character when he proved his point just to humiliate him

  • @majdsinjar4102
    @majdsinjar4102 Před 2 lety +3

    “Are you injured?” Then what you need food for? 😂

  • @artshop8732
    @artshop8732 Před 3 lety +1990

    *THE MOST ANNOYING PART IS WHEN THE CURRENCY COSTS REAL MONEY INSTEAD OF BASIC INGAME COINS*

  • @zr0152
    @zr0152 Před 3 lety +1584

    Merchant: no refunds STUPID
    Player: *loading from last checkpoint...*

    • @AsasinoManik
      @AsasinoManik Před 3 lety +55

      Underrated comment.

    • @ccdnckjns2609
      @ccdnckjns2609 Před 3 lety +27

      Get this comment uppppp!!!

    • @hiddensinix2767
      @hiddensinix2767 Před 3 lety +70

      Then it turns out the auto save after you bought it saved over your only file and the closest save was an hour ago

    • @zeobide
      @zeobide Před 3 lety +39

      @@hiddensinix2767 Dont do this to me. This brings back so many unpleasant memories.

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 Před 3 lety +17

      Autosave: allow me to introduce myself

  • @GJPGAMESvideos
    @GJPGAMESvideos Před měsícem +2

    "it looks so equiptable" 😂

  • @wilton999
    @wilton999 Před 2 lety +1

    Hahaha him telling the player I told you so in the end is the best 😂😂😂

  • @justinbrumell4785
    @justinbrumell4785 Před 3 lety +4052

    "Your lvl 12"
    "....How do you know that...."
    "I- that's a good question I don't know"

    • @tjaskew3065
      @tjaskew3065 Před 3 lety +11

      😂😂😂

    • @Kachuzumaki
      @Kachuzumaki Před 3 lety +45

      You're *

    • @JayEnterName
      @JayEnterName Před 3 lety +31

      Listen we watched the video

    • @K_Shawn_Webb
      @K_Shawn_Webb Před 3 lety +10

      @@JayEnterName ya i know u saw it bro thnx for telling us

    • @elilundgreen645
      @elilundgreen645 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Kachuzumaki I am a fellow grammar enforcer, friend. However, we are not Nazis. We are more like Grammar Guardians. The Nazis are the ones who kill millions of innocent words by the second.

  • @charlock593
    @charlock593 Před 3 lety +4662

    Caleb: bends his butter knife
    Also Caleb: “I have an idea...”

  • @jennjuiice
    @jennjuiice Před 10 měsíci +2

    I'm dead with how hard the merchant went in on him!!!! Lmfao you just know he logged out after that. Lmfao 💀🤣😂

  • @BigGreatJ
    @BigGreatJ Před 2 lety +2

    Plot twist: He cant unsheathe the blade because he still inside the weapon shop

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Před 3 lety +4660

    “Pick anything you want!”
    “There are only 3 items”
    “We swap them out daily”
    “BRO JUST SHOW ME YOUR STORAGE”