I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out
i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported
As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many
This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.
fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff
Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes... Why not; Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!" Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top. Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope! Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though! So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now! You can't loose money! It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit! Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies. Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.
@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks? congealed relish bun. my god
Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself* Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down* Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction
As a scientist whose been on the run for 4 years because I made a serum that could increase the average lifespan by 70 years I do have to say this is so true lmao
I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.
The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.
The fact that this is actually true is crazy because there there have been in so many people who have discovered things or discovered cures for things like cancer and after they said this or learn this they go missing
Banana leaf plastic. Bio-degradable. Woman in Mexico was prototyping it. Never heard of her since one article was published. Guy who found a way to turn plastic back into oil. Dead. He died.
i think you're doing a bit of correlation here. Nothing to be ashamed of, just don't reproduce that. In order to not reproduce that, you must prove that there is a link between the datas and they aren't just random or linked by something else, like wealth or their working environment.
We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.
I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.
Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!
In reality, nobody understands the first scientist to make a certain breakthrough. They treat him like he's speaking gibberish and don't acknowledge his or her work.
Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger. Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground. Yeah. This is real life.
I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”
What’s funnier in the scientific community is that if a student makes the discovery, the discovery is placed under the professor’s name thus giving the professor 90% of the credit and the student the last 10% as ‘assistant work’.
Nope. This heavily depends on what the student did. In many instances, students are working on a small part of a bigger topic, that spans mutiple, separate projects under the same research by one professor. Think projects like master’s thesis. If its a separate discovery outside the project, then most likely the student will get full credit for it.
Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver. Bro put the bat down please
Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit. Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.
Isaiah 28: 15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves: 16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste. 17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place. 18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.
This is true, Kodak had the first digital camera a really long time ago... but they buried it, as it would hurt their sales in film development. Which was their primary source of income at the time.
I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it
I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.
I love how everyone just absolutely HATES the government. Edit: How to get lots of likes in the span of 4 hours (3.3k) 1) Hate the government 2) Profit
Props to that scientist man. He was getting murdered and was still worrying about other people
Nah. He was talkin about the PayPal, he wanted his money
Jonas Bon he definitely said people
666th like yessir
@@bopboyzeli3841 wooosh
I thought he was saying "the ping pong" this whole time 😅
scientist: "i have cured death!"
his boss: *you have chosen death*
ironic
I CHOOSE DEATH!
Wakes up from death using the automated cure.
"Ironic, he could save others from death but not himself😏"
X this is so deep 😔🙏🏻🕊
I just love how each scientist is so focused on revealing their ideas that none notice the dead bodies on the floor lol 😂🤣🤣
Yeah they must be very confident on their breakthrough
No one see the dead bodies … every day.
🤣 I was literally thinking the same thing!
That statement is more real than wed like to think 😂
A pretty good metaphor for reality lol.
I’m upset that no one mentioned that the ending is referencing that the guy said he figured out the cure to death while sleeping, and then figured out how to teleport while knocked out
Ah... that actually makes more sense than what I was thinking. I thought he was confused about what had happened and why he was suddenly downstairs.
Underated.
i dont think thats what it means. Murder-Caleb moved smart-calebs body after he died so when smart-caleb comes back from the dead (since he had already 'tested' his undeath invention) he wakes up somewhere else then when he died. So he thinks he teleported
Respawned in a new location
@@spartythespart You're right
Scientist: *finds a breakthrough*
Government: *"You're about to tragically die in a car accident*
“ *your break line might be cut tomorrow* “
Don’t you mean get life challenged and unalive yourself
Sir Kod I love this lol
💯💯
accidentally of course
"Found the cure to death..."
*kills guy*
*guy comes back cause he tested it on himself" lol
This is what I thought was gonna happen at first tbh lol
*i am the new Jesus*
400 likes.
He actually lives 3:01
That was a clever move lmao
*as a scientist myself, i can confirm this is 100% accurate*
@Idk yes i totally am trust trust
source: trust me bro
@Idk you're*
@@DokutaParasu yeah bruh trust me im a scientist
@Idk no one lies on the internet, it’s a rule
As someone who has been putting the condiments underneath the hot-dog, I can say: It is more secure. The bun, however, gets soggy if you use too much/many
That's how my mother made them, when I was young. Which I do when they're homemade.
You are taking to much time eating ur hotdogs if it get soggy!
How long does it take you to eat a fucking hot dog?
Ah, and that is precisely why you must always toast your hot dog buns first - to avoid the sogginess.
its a good idea but would you like if you bough a 5 doller hotdog only for you to find out it has a very small line of toppings on the inside?
Its so funny how his corpse just ended up under the table
Avengers if it was directed just by caleb:
czcams.com/video/lCl7I7png08/video.html
That’s close you’re going get to a casket if you’re living on budget
Jeez, thanks.
Imagine reading this before watching the video
@@fodebic5253 Watch the video on my channel pleaze.
The FBI are currently at Caleb’s door. He knows too much...
Justin JJ fax
@@sirhostiile5144 machine?
CIA*
@@HakoTaco1 ikr it's literally increase every time I refresh the comments
He always have that baseball going, screw the FBI
This has actually happened, they invented a lightbulb that could last for up to a century, but out of fear that sales would go down, big bulb companies did everything in their power to suppress it.
In other words, greed gets in the way as usual.
Planned Obsolescence
you know, they didn't PREVENT the lightbulb from being created or kill the guy. They just spiced it up with a fresh dose of consumerism.
@@slendr_playr9183planned obsolescence Leads to garbage incandescence
Someone made a engine that can run on like 50 miles a gallon back in the like 60s but obviously the big comps stomped that out
The little “dink” every time he swings the bat 😂
"I cured death itself!" - scientist, before dying.
look at the ending 😂😂😂
He's alive. Watch till one second before the end of video
Stolen
@@zondor8123 Naw he just learned to teleport
@LL DJ Which means his alive
Scientist: discovers something
Government: so anyways I started blasting
Very few will understand this reference. Lol 🙌
@@RacialRainbow only the elite will understand 😌
@@RacialRainbow actually like everyone will
@@RacialRainbow so anyway I started searching
Lel
1:03 Anyone else notice that he’s holding a script of the fitness pacer test? This man is a comedic genius
HOW DID YOU SEE THAT
@@pixelturtle50411080p resolution baby😎
Took me three years to but yeah finally
MY MANS WROTE IT OUT😂🎉🎉🎉
You’re telling me, the answer to fuel that burns for 10 years a gallon is the fitnessgram pacer test?
fr tho the hotdog guy is completely right. not only does it keep the condiments secure but it also draws out the flavor on many of them by being soaked in the bread. top notch stuff
Ok ok ok, Sir, next level stuff...here goes...
Why not;
Modify the hot dogs served at the movie theaters, with the bun...made out of... "the condiments?!"
Huh?! No need for countless people tearing, and spitting out plastic mustard, & pickle relish packet wrappers all over the floor of the theater lobby. Lots of strange hands, spreading germs on the relish bar counter top.
Strep, Covid, Sepsis, Zombie Virus, nope!
Just order the hot dog, "all the way" and the server hands you a neat spill-less, hot dog that's actually still warm, with the pickle relish, onions, mustard all in a congealed relish-bun, call it...The "Bun-anza"! You'll charge 'em out-the-azz for napkins though!
So...you're still gaining a profit-revenue stream. Mark it up 2 points and you make $3.50 off of each $5.00 hot dog! No one buys just one hot dog anymore, its like 3 dogs a pop now!
You can't loose money!
It came to me one day at the movies when I accidentally stepped on a full mustard packet that was on the floor...slipped, hit my head and, voila! Lawsuit!
Oh, next week, "Portal-hole Pizza", our R&D guys have developed a dimensional-portal hole that each customer who pays a mark-up price of $200.00 at the snack bar counter, or online gets a chip implanted in them at the ticker booth. While they watch the movie, they snap their finger (like Thanos) and a dimensional worm-hole portal opens up in front of them, a hand comes through and hands them their slice of pizza. Perfect for when we show "Avenger's" movies.
Don't worry, the micro-chip dissolves inside of them after 4 hours. They want another chip implant, they pay another $200.00.
@@stevenserna910 that was the most bizarre and confusing yet entertaining thing i think i've EVER read, and that's saying something
i don't know what you're trying to say but i guess you agree with me so thanks?
congealed relish bun. my god
@@stevenserna910Somebody call the mental ward. One of ‘em got out
Damn, sure is a shame that all three of those scientists just committed suicide all of a sudden
I know right my coworker is a scientist and he found aliens but then suddenly he bashed his own head in with a bat
Dr. Sebi. He cured many people of AIDS, and won the court case
Suicided after creating the cure for death
It's the fame that killed 'em. Does it to the best.
Basically
"How does traffic even happen? Just keep driving."
*"He knows too much."*
🤣🤣🤣
**proceeds to grab the bat**
HAHHAHAHAHA i hate you 😂😂
Pisses me off so much when I'm in "traffic" and I get to the front of the jam only to find out there was no jam and people were just driving slow for no reason.
Its that slinky effect fam
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
Caleb: *murders Caleb then sits down*
Caleb: *walks in* Sir! I figured out how to control time *itself*
“Hey, I’m here for the interview”: The Prologue
Imagine watching someone kill a helpless person and that person said "AH DAAYUMMMMN!" While getting beaten by a bat.
I feel like caleb actually has clones of himself he just murders.
The time between videos is the time it takes for him to grow the new clone
So, the Prestige?
But the clones are cool with it cuz the views.
@@justing7202 im so glad i watched that movie...now i know dat reference and the rick and morty one
Shadow clones
I feel like the bat noise is dangerously accurate
If you hit a ball yeah
fusionxtras no that’s bone meeting steel
on god
😂😂
I cringe.
I like how he waits and hears them out all the way and only then proceeds to fold them
The hotdog guy is exactly how i do presentations, feeling confident to start, then trailing off with insecurity as i internalise the audience's lack of reaction
In midde school civis class, I was forced to take the side of slavery in a debate.
Many years later, I would make a video proving slavery isn't wrong.
@@scintillam_dei??????
If the first scientist came later, he would’ve cured the other two
Its why he got taken out first😂😂
@@boxingelfis1499 lmao
But if he cured death shouldn’t he have already used it on himself? I mean like I was expecting him to wake up later.
@@glenk.4124 he did at the end
@@glenk.4124 Well, it's not like he had a vaccine for death, it was a cure, if he's already dead then it wouldn't matter
“Cure to death itself”
*immediately gets murdered*
@MKCG I mean I did I was just making a joke
@MKCG
Stupid
@MKCG It’s called a joke
@MKCG I get the reference
@MKCG yes you are
As a scientist whose been on the run for 4 years because I made a serum that could increase the average lifespan by 70 years I do have to say this is so true lmao
they gonna track you with this, i hope you got more than 3 different accounts
Sure bro, your entire channel is roblox
@@erseshe Poes law applies in this scenario and by no means was the original comment even attempting a joke
@@erseshe and get them killed? No way, big pharma!
Missed opportunity, should have said you had been on the run for 165 years instead
I've been putting condiments on the bun, and the hotdog on top for most my life. My logic as a kid was that it would prevent them from spilling or dripping off.
"This actually could make alot of money"
Caleb:**locks onto him like a gta V character and starts wailing**
LOCKS ONTO HIM LIKE A GTA CHARACTER LMAO wym he didnt fly like 30 feet
*_Sexy07.com_* 💜
*DWAHOOOOOO*
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Naomi mi8 stfu
Scientist: **finds cure**
Government: So you've chosen death
Not if he's able to cure it
What if theirs a cure for cancer but the scientists who discovered chided death 🤔😂😂
69th like
Edit: Lmao I had trouble making this comment because I was laughing at the third scientist gettin’ *B E A T*
Lol tru
Exactly
The fact that governments and corporations do disappear scientists after they make breakthroughs is so damn saddening. I mean look around we have become stagnant as a civilization yet in the 50's we were moving mountains in the way of inventing things.
The fact that this is actually true is crazy because there there have been in so many people who have discovered things or discovered cures for things like cancer and after they said this or learn this they go missing
Banana leaf plastic. Bio-degradable. Woman in Mexico was prototyping it. Never heard of her since one article was published.
Guy who found a way to turn plastic back into oil. Dead. He died.
The government: Let humanity die.
atleast 7 cancer doctors have been disappeared. into the shadow realm
i think you're doing a bit of correlation here. Nothing to be ashamed of, just don't reproduce that. In order to not reproduce that, you must prove that there is a link between the datas and they aren't just random or linked by something else, like wealth or their working environment.
No no no, now hold on, he's got a point about the hot dog
been doin it like that for a hot minute 👀 when he said it I was like, yeah, that's how it's done.... for that specific reason
They be doing that in Australia
We be doing this in canada forever . I always wondered why they would put condiment on top of hot dogs in us movies lol
@@ZelosSama South Canada here (Maine). been doing it like this as long as i can remember.
@@ZelosSama the bun gets wet
Scientist finds the cure for AIDS
Government: Ima end dis mans whole career
Let me fix that for you
Government: ima end dis mans whole life
Can’t like it it’s at 665
I like your profile picture ma brotha
@@timatola9997 DACHIE
@@Imthegoat2004 it's way past 1k now lol
Anyone else watch these videos Over and over during their lunch break?
0:31 The metal bat clinks mixed with him screaming had me dying.
I love how these people are geniuses, but they didn’t realize that there was a dead body in the room😂
They have 20 in intelligence and 3 in perception
When you put all your skill points on intelligence.
00:52 my boi looked right at my mans on the floor and just kept it pushing, not a priority 💀
Nah man he cured death itself, they just waiting for the revival.
Maybe they did? Then just assumed it was for science. 😂
He really knows how to capture hitting people.
🤣🤣
He has experience 😳
Fr it looks just like when I did it
Ikr
It’s like he’s done it before
So if there's a scientist that died mysteriously, best believe they were about to reveal the greatest inventions of mankind
This was immediately what I thought about after the nuclear fusion news
fission too
Caleb’s beatdowns are slowly becoming smoother, and harder-hitting, almost like he’s literally getting combos
He was training in the fighting game video
😂 fax
He’s leveling it up
He's training to be a fighter in Smash
We have seen k.o, we have seen counters, we have seen stuns, now we need a few air combos, a nice cross up, an ultimate and a limp storyline to have a fully playable caleb in Street fighter.
Scientists: "actually do their job"
The government: hippity hoppity your life is now my property
I mean, this is very common in history. The Soviet russia killed off a lot of scientists so they couldn't leak their secrets of projects they took part in, and even further back in time a few rulers made master jewellers create masterworks and then killed or disabled them so that nobody else could ever have such a thing ever again. Unsurprisingly, most rulers knew not to kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, though.
This is also the life of elon musk
😂😂😂hipty hopty
@@Call-me-Al I'm heartbroken by this, tell me more.
@@serj-conspiracy there was this guy who could cure pretty much anything even aids using natural remedies. Yeah the government off'd him
-Cures death
-Dies
The oil industry when someone invents a $0.01/gallon fuel for cars:
I just realized that this man made a career talking to himself.
True lmao
And they called me crazy
and folding himself lmao
All those crazy people on the bus are doing it wrong
relevant: czcams.com/video/txS_0NQ-vw0/video.html
If he’d have just read the paper and realised it was a transcript for a pacer test, he would have saved a life!
This is accurate.
The only reason I don't put condiments under my hotdogs is because they'll come for me if I do.
“This idea will probably make a lot of money -“ *Gets folded*
Like an omelette
@@hamdaanjahankeer4040 yes exactly like an omelette
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the ping ponggg
The people!!!
*Cures everything*
"The peeeeople!"
*Cures hotdogs*
"The peeeeople!"
@*oh no* so did i lol
I kept hearing “The PayPal! What about the PayPal!”
Always seeing you getting finished of in all these wacky poses is always hilarious😂 but seeing you just lying straight down is a great refresher😂 you are way funnier than rdc world!
Pure Genius! Pure brilliance!
The last guy legit has a good point on hotdogs. The condiments are more secure..
U have 1 mil subs??!?!!!?!?!
I thought I was the only one that did it. Now I know I'm not alone. The world just got a little bit brighter.
bruh the bread gonna get soggy
visual presentation is really all it is.People eat with their eyes too.
simmer down copernicus
He shoulda said “I know how to quick save” and made this a prequel.
Nah it’s the same guy from the Scam Likely video cuz he could teleport.
Oh shit that would have been amazing
@@kuroBozi stop promoting yourself in stupid ways, I understand you want to promote it, but try it differently
YellowLion104 success. I think they deleted their comment
@@mightypurplelicious3209 nice
In reality, nobody understands the first scientist to make a certain breakthrough. They treat him like he's speaking gibberish and don't acknowledge his or her work.
Reminds me of that guy who figured how to make cars go with water in a cheap way and was assassinated
Scientist: *makes a scientific breakthrough*
The Government: So you've chosen ..... death
Yeah i thought he wouldnt kill the guy with the hotdog idea because of money but nope no progress for the masses at all
i swore i saw this yesterday
Friend of the family developed a sort of "bread" that was nutritionally balanced, cheap to produce, basically cured world hunger.
Men in suits showed up and forced him to watch while they burned his lab to the ground.
Yeah. This is real life.
@@ragnaroksbringer give a link to the news site
@@ragnaroksbringer .?
Scientist:”I CREATED A CURE FOR ALL DISEASES.”
Government: *its free real estate*
Cure for Coronavirus
if he took the cure fast he could have been immortal
@@rexxe001 yes
Can you explaind?
Hahaha
That “what are you doing” just made my day my day 10 times better
"Cia's award for best journalism"
Scientists: This is a huge progress for humanity!
Government: *We don't do that here*
this wan 😂
😂 bro I read this comment as soon as I was closing the video. Opened it all the way back up just to give you a like.
*One Percenters: We don’t do that here
Kevin Daugard They’re basically the same thing.
@@JosepiThe13th Sure, but it's far more accurate. You don't even need a government to get shit done if you have money and power already.
I legit thought when they where dying they where yelling”THE PAINTBALL!” or “THE PING PONG”, I only realized on the third scientist they where saying “THE PEOPLE!”
Same. I thought it was "THE PAYPAL!!!" on the first guy. Was slightly confused lmao.
THE PEAPOD
Literally thought ping pong.
@@Raiden1 Same UAHSUAHSHUAS
I heard the ping pong until the last guy lol
Thank you! I've been doing that with hotdogs for years! I always got weird looks for it but now, finally I have validation!
I'm a scientist and this is so true. Some of my best inventions came from this method.
I’m surprised the next scientist who walked in didn’t see the dead bodies on the floor lmao
They did...but they're used to it
They're just napping
He did. That's why he paused when he looked down, lol.
Did you use a capital I for lmao?
Nvm i forgot youtube doesn't give the lowercase L a tiny little bend at the end
they were discretely hidden
Scientist: _Tested and Cured Death_
*Scientist dies*
*_Ironic_*
"Ironic, he could save every body else from death, but himself"
He does wake up at the end having figured out how to teleport though
@@myldias8373 i think the joke is that his body was moved.
@@joeymcjagger4028 Nice Star Wars reference
@@ItsOver9000Productions lmaooo I didn't get that!
Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
The guy who came back at the end is the same guy who cured death.
Scientist: This is huge progress for humanity!
Government: He shot himself 2 times in the head.
lmao lowkey genius
Funny bc there actually was some famous guy in history that died that way.
Ok how can u shoot the second bullet if ur dead
@@karimnasser5954 r/wooosh
@@user-px7dx8eu1y not really a woosh moment
The people: Hey, what happened to that guy in the news?
Government: He died, in a mysterious fire....
👀👀👀
A mysterious fire.... that he set himself.... after associating with known radical terrorist groups...
It was an invisible methanol fire... from the racecars... in his office... because Jordan Belfort.
After the fire we discovered that he god shot in the back, most likely suicide
It turns out that he actually slipped on a banana, fell backwards and fell on a knife through his heart
This is one of my favorite, to this day
What’s funnier in the scientific community is that if a student makes the discovery, the discovery is placed under the professor’s name thus giving the professor 90% of the credit and the student the last 10% as ‘assistant work’.
Nope. This heavily depends on what the student did.
In many instances, students are working on a small part of a bigger topic, that spans mutiple, separate projects under the same research by one professor.
Think projects like master’s thesis.
If its a separate discovery outside the project, then most likely the student will get full credit for it.
I’m not kidding, that hotdog idea is actually genius
So would hamburger tooo
n Cubed nah my sister does that shit and it makes the bread too soggy and it just falls through the bottom
That’s how I’ve been doing it for years, except I put stuff inside and outside
If it makes it soggy its because she let it sit to long I do that same thing and honestly its better
No because then the condiments mix with the bun and the taste goes away
Caleb only made this to flex his aluminum bat.
That's a cool ass bat ngl
This sounds like something he'd do 😂
He looks like the kind of dude that was on the baseball team in highschool loll.
aluminium
@Max Z aluminum
Nikola Tesla moment
0:40 "WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE?! GWAH-Gwah-gwah-wah..." 💀
Are we gonna ignore how that guy was freshly tucked under that table
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHA
0:46
😂😂
First dude shoulda got up at the end and been like “I CURED DEATH AND YOU DON’T THINK I USED IT ON MYSELF”
Instead he got up at the end and said "I think I just found out how to teleport"
@@choboibigly6565 I thought that was just another unfortunate soul who's about to die next.
He did at 3:01
666 likes
But what if he dident cure murder yet?
I'm not even lying I, to this day, put the condiments underneath my hotdog. and lemme tell you, Caleb was COOKING.
Starring: CalebCity as Thomas Edison
and CalebCity as Nikola Tesla.
*_Sexy07.com_* 😈
So true
@@naomimaeda8582 begone
@@naomimaeda8582 why did I click that lol
@@naomimaeda8582 GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUUT! OUUUUUUT
He's such a good actor that you actually feel there was too many people on this video
@Stop Looking Okay buzzkill.
People say that I’m the Walmart version of him lmao 😭😂
Cry Tz 😂😂😂
It's the really fun editing. Not the acting.
Eg how the camera shakes and pans in and the direction changes and shit
It's basic but fun.
He has good ideas but no he's not a good actor. His acting is on the same level as 9 out of 10 random people. Anyone could do these lines/characters.
It's actually a real thing called planned obsolescence.
Caleb I just wanted to say that ever since we watched this video when you put it out, we've been putting our condiments on the bun first and it's a life saver.
Bro put the bat down please
This is the reason why Aliens doesn't acknowledge our existence
Always going backwards
It's more like corporations telling governments to say no no
Bruh socialist economics
Luiz Vartuli you are correct. Governments inherently are supposed to look out for the people. Corporations are inherently supposed to make a profit.
Only one of those two would appreciate revolutionary technology.
Scientist:I made an actual back from the future hoverboard sir
Government:...haha .... Yeah ,NAH ! Put wheels on it and call it the same name
Luiz Vartuli it’s actually more like government telling corporations to say no no
“ it’s ready right now... This could be out by next WEEK”
INSTA KILLL
double points
maxxxx ammoooo
Isaiah 28:
15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:
16 ¶ Therefore thus saith the Lord God, Behold, I lay in Zion for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make haste.
17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies, and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.
18 ¶ And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by it.
This is true, Kodak had the first digital camera a really long time ago... but they buried it, as it would hurt their sales in film development. Which was their primary source of income at the time.
Kodak black
1:36 - I love his "D-WAHH!" 😂
I feel like the last one was just Caleb's own idea that he's really proud of and wanted to share but didnt want to sound stupid so he made a video just to mention it in it
I been doing that for years. Sauce doesnt get on your lip and toppings dont fall off. Ive never looked back. The secret is just dont apply too much to the back end of the bun so as you bite the extra just moves back instead of falling out the back.
@@ShadowMagnum I just put on the bottom and on the top!
@@danb7067 Ahh...so you've chosen death
You mean teleportation? He didn't even tell us how!
Caleb: “I found the solution to everything.” Government: No
*no*
no
No
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I love caleb this man really printed out the instructions to the fitnessgram pacer test
I like how the paper he shows that has his scientific research is just the fitness gram pacer test
“I have all the cures for the world”
Goverment: YEEET
... so how do you have 70 likes?
ummm ok then now 618
nvm now it’s 723
here before 1k likes
oh now 111
In a minute jeez
i just said yeet
Caleb: “I’ve cured death”
Death: “What the heck? Was I sick?”
First reply plz like
Im weak
Laugh so hard
czcams.com/video/37odYLmQ0sA/video.html
gotta be here before 1k
Yo! When the second scientist took that one handed homerun swing and said, "AH DAYUM!" I was gone lol 🤣🤣🤣
“I found the cure!”
“Cure too what?”
“Everything!”
Literally Bloodborne
Actually.
*1st guy gets folded*
Me: Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
If I'm not mistaken it was him who revived and figured out teleportation at the end.
@@novacaine_ technically though, the first guy said it came to him in a dream.. Maybe he just has a lot of wacky dreams
@@novacaine_
Why was he sleeping on the floor tho.
@@impulse7942 you're right it is him... Caleb has the same hat and top at the end as the 1st lmaoo
@@arcelay4764 yeah you're right lmaoo
Caleb: I've cured cancer!
Telltale Game: *The government didn't like that*
Telltale games: *The government will remember that*
RichyTubes I don’t approve of you
_smiles at D'angelo the cOnTeNt CoP_
Pharmaceutical companies didn't like that.
@2:12 "And the hot dog on top." Cracked me up!
As a former scientist, I can confirm I'm now paraplegic.
""ThE PeOPlE WhAT AbOUT ThE PeOPlE""
"ThE PeAcE"
"WaHdOHa ThE PeOPlE"
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Rand0m me too 💀
@Rand0m Same here
I tought he said
The bees
I love how everyone just absolutely HATES the government.
Edit: How to get lots of likes in the span of 4 hours (3.3k)
1) Hate the government
2) Profit
Well there trash so yeah
depends which one.
yeah
The government absolutely hates everyone first, some more than others
Well, In my country there are people missing because you post something they don't like. it just happens recently too.
i have watched this multiple times and only now i realise the paper is the fitnessgram pacer test