“No, it means you’re three times faster. Geez, I thought your boss deserved to go down for kidnapping my daughter, but if he doesn’t even let his mooks watch Gundam, he really needs to die.”
I’ve always loved how accurate this is, in the miles morales spider-man game one enemy will literally say “that guy was a loser, I’m not” the confidence is astounding
That's so true as someone who's 100% completed the game. They are like "I'm built different, I can take out the new spider man with a crowbar!" And then you use the remote mines and venom to take them out.
Spiderman is gay propaganda. No sane heterosexual straight non-crooked man would dress in tights in public! Notie that Spoderman is always spreadinng out his legs at every man, woman and child! HE BE DONE GOOFBALLIN'!
Less confidence, more just sheer stupidity, thinking they can win a melee against a guy who can regularly stop speeding cars with nothing but his bare hands and some string or who can get back up after being smashed through concrete walls and continue on fighting at peak capacity despite having multiple broken bones. If it were a cutscene, you know Peter or Miles would be one-shoting each thug without breaking a sweat, even the larger ones. It’s the same thing with the Arkham series, with each thug taunting and threatening Batman as if he isn’t the same man who has probably already hospitalized some of them at some point with his track record.
@@callmev3531 I can't remember what series it was from, but I remember a Batman cartoon clip where a gangster is patrolling a building, opens up a door and sees Batman. Batman looks at him. The gangster says absolutely nothing, quietly closes the door and pretends nothing happened.
Truly you have to appreciate that last guy. Everyone was dead, his own boss was defeated so he really had no reason to fight. He just wanted the thrill of battle.
I love that the guy in orange just passes out and falls to the ground slowly, a smile still on his face. He was hit so hard that his soul left his body. Caleb is a seriously good actor.
I love how in Jedi: Fallen Order, when there's only one stormtrooper left, sometimes they'll show how worried they are with lines like "I can't do this by myself"
What makes it worst is when you literally almost one shot them, and they are still running at you like they don't have a gigantic gaping hole in their chest.
TailAbNormal in fallout: *literally blows up a gang of raiders to pieces with a rocket launcher that launches nukes while wearing a pimped out suit of power armor* also a raider that witnessed this at a distance: runs at you with a rusty pocket knife*
The way he said "I already know... none of them are ME" Always makes me laugh. Genuinely I thought back to that moment and had to come back here to watch it again cause it was so funny. Just the absolute balls of steel and narcissistic self confidence to say that makes me laugh so hard. Bloody love this vid.
Man 2 years and seeing this is still funny. Also they finally added a fear factor in Gotham Knights making them smart enough to run seeing combat happen.
This is why I see more realism in halo, you witness jackals and grunts flee in terror, sometimes without even losing an ally or get shot once, they just see you and they flee, I love that programming cause it shows just how badass you really are
I love that in metal gear rising they actually gave a reason why the enemy soldiers aren’t scared of raiden and it’s that they actually are really scared but when they became cyborgs they got pain inhibitors to make sure they aren’t held back by fear when they fight raiden
I love games that have actually started doing this. I can't remember which one (maybe Fallout), but I like letting enemies go if they start running away. Just makes my character feel more human.
I was playing Shadow of Mordor and thought of this. The Uruks just run straight into battle knowing that even if they kill Talion, they still literally, canonically, cannot kill Talion. Like, they know this. They know Talion is immortal. They literally call him Grave-Walker. WTF do they gain by killing themselves on him?
@@Da1337Man I mean I haven't played that game but neither is a bunch of idiots running into a guy who just killed a ton of idiots acting like they have some sort of chance
Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview! Minion: RUN THEM HANDS! Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this lesson?! Hero: TIME! LOOP! Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview! Minion: RUN THEM HANDS! Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT! Hero: TIME! LOOP! Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview! Minion: RUN THEM HANDS! Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT! Hero: TIME! LOOP! Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview! Minion: RUN THEM HANDS! Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT! Hero: TIME! LOOP!
“You may have beat the Elite Four, became the champion, and caught every legendary Pokémon there is, but you ain’t seen nothin like me yet”- Youngster Joey
Not gonna lie, a game where any mooks alive after you kill the boss promote to minibosses and fight both you and the other contenders for boss sounds both really fun and really frustrating.
@@darwengwein3605 hey that dude is right about shadow of mordor. If an random enemy kills you, he levels up and gets promoted to captain. If captain kills you he levels and gets promoted to warlord or something. If you die over and over to a guy, you have to start the game over lol
You gotta give the minions credit where it's *ABSOLUTELY* due, the confidence and passion for their job is ASTOUNDING. Like, "Oh, you beat my comrades, my superiors and my entire squad in a single minute? Aight, run these hands."
There's something really cinematic about the camera angle changing when the last guy says "I already know that none of them are me." It almost gives horror vibes like when the main character is alone with the serial killer or the person who's secretly a monster
"Yes, bro. You are going to beat me. You, the random mugger with the iron dagger you pulled out from your underwear, are going to beat me, the level 70 dragonborn walking around in daedric armor. This will DEFINITELY not end with me wiping your blood off my sword. Take your shot, champ."
i hope one day there is a game where every minion is self conscious and then you meet one guy who actually has this confidence and hes the hardest boss in the game
A concept for this could be like such he's one of many minions in the final dungeon he's introduced early on next to a save point do you can learn not to fight them and instead sneak around them with a distinct design from everyone else and the normal self conscious enemies who hesitate and clearly show that they don't even know if putting full effort into attacks will even change anything so you have to manage avoiding the confident minion while dealing with the others
But then you have the "level with you" minions who suddenly are level 120, in fully enchanted daedric gear, and they can cast fireball which has a 5000% damage buff just becauase they are AI. And suddenly this rando bandit is the strongest enemy you have every faced. Heck the bosses aren't this strong, they are level capped. But no, the unique bandits in this cave have no level cap.
For real, ganked Alduin in like 30 seconds flat, run into a levelled thalmor patrol slinging spells and my health drops like a brick and I'm actually using potions to survive.
I know right! That was my favorite part. He's already established that he beat everyone else including his boss, and he's like YOU'RE DYING TODAY FOOL!
I remember in a star wars game, I defeated every droid but then a droid decided to surrender and fight on my side. Later I killed him on accident and started panicking because that never happened before. So I tried to get the same thing to happen on the same save, to no avail. Even now I couldn't find anyone who recreated it.
The best is when you use some big AOE attack and take out like 50 enemies in an instant, then there's like one dude left who starts running at you with a stick
Not gonna lie getting beat by the world champ in the universe of pokemon is clout in of itself, like anybody can lose to a gym leader and you'd be trash but losing to the champ? The regions best took time out of his day to pencil in an ass whoopin just for you, you should feel honored.
“Police responded to a grizzly scene this morning where it’s estimated 202 grown-ass men were savagely beaten - overnight - and stacked neatly inside one room..” 😂
In every single games, and in every single movies, the enemy have ZERO self-preservation instinct and will fight to the very last without never, ever getting demoralised. It seriously feels unnatural.
Calebs empathy for pawns is admirable 🤣 He needs to look to heros like Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, their approach to minions is to utilize them for stretching/warming/destressing🤣
This is every level in Sifu. I just walked into the room and everyone’s ready to fight, no questions asked. Doesn’t matter how many scores of people I just destroyed.
"They ain't me!" I can't fault their boss for hiring the most diehard henchmen; there's like a million instances where people in anime just completely let the protagonist walk all over them once they know how strong they are. These boys got heart.
"I just defeated 300 of your army all by myself"
"Sure but they weren't red like me. This means I'm stronger"
Lol
“No, it means you’re three times faster. Geez, I thought your boss deserved to go down for kidnapping my daughter, but if he doesn’t even let his mooks watch Gundam, he really needs to die.”
When you play against Orks
ExtremeGod ofHate yup, name checks out
"None of them... are me"
Oh, the irony.
OH I GET IT, CUZ CALEB IS ONE PERSON, OHHHHHHHH, IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO GET THAT JOKE
@@theoverreactor7435 r/whoosh
@@theoverreactor7435 you can't be that stupid bruh
@@theoverreactor7435
2 people didn't realize your name.
Count-Drexton r/wooosh, check his damn username
“Your whole army is dead, give up”
Minion: *looks around*
“What are you doing?”
Minion: “oh me? No I’m just looking around for someone who asked.”
"oh i was looking for someone who's still standing, cause you about get bodied right now. Run them thangs"
"It appears I have run out of fucks to give."
Lmfao
“oh me? No I’m just looking around for a reason to care.”
“You stand no chance against us!”
“Who’s us I just told you I killed all your friends?”
I’ve always loved how accurate this is, in the miles morales spider-man game one enemy will literally say “that guy was a loser, I’m not” the confidence is astounding
That's so true as someone who's 100% completed the game. They are like "I'm built different, I can take out the new spider man with a crowbar!" And then you use the remote mines and venom to take them out.
Spiderman is gay propaganda. No sane heterosexual straight non-crooked man would dress in tights in public!
Notie that Spoderman is always spreadinng out his legs at every man, woman and child! HE BE DONE GOOFBALLIN'!
Less confidence, more just sheer stupidity, thinking they can win a melee against a guy who can regularly stop speeding cars with nothing but his bare hands and some string or who can get back up after being smashed through concrete walls and continue on fighting at peak capacity despite having multiple broken bones. If it were a cutscene, you know Peter or Miles would be one-shoting each thug without breaking a sweat, even the larger ones.
It’s the same thing with the Arkham series, with each thug taunting and threatening Batman as if he isn’t the same man who has probably already hospitalized some of them at some point with his track record.
@@callmev3531 I can't remember what series it was from, but I remember a Batman cartoon clip where a gangster is patrolling a building, opens up a door and sees Batman.
Batman looks at him.
The gangster says absolutely nothing, quietly closes the door and pretends nothing happened.
@@Stolanis if you remember it,can you tell me which it's from so I can try to find it?
All these minions have "I'm the main character" energy.
This comment was under appreciated.
Fr😂
🤣🤣
Too bad thats just in their mind
Ong🤧🤣🤣🤣
Developers: " Lets give these Minions some dialogue"
Every Minion: "Hey!?!"
_Must be the wind_
Must be hearing shit again
START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER
-My penis must've-
You forgot
" stop right there"
Truly you have to appreciate that last guy. Everyone was dead, his own boss was defeated so he really had no reason to fight.
He just wanted the thrill of battle.
Kenpachis second coming
😊😊😊😊p😊pplppppppppppppppppppppppppp😊poopppppppp😊ppopppppppppppp😊po😊ooppppppppp
@@abdi2621 p😊oo
@@abdi2621 po
@@abdi2621 po
I love that the guy in orange just passes out and falls to the ground slowly, a smile still on his face. He was hit so hard that his soul left his body. Caleb is a seriously good actor.
That was a critical hit
@@jackwolfstang*+ 5 Health*
Player: *Kills 463 minions*
That one minion: *Pathetic*
That one minion: that won't stop me I'm blind
Minion: I'm not like other minions.
Other Minions: Same.
Underrated comment..
@@Coconut_925 nice...
😂
Studio IC Off the dome🔥
X
I love how in Jedi: Fallen Order, when there's only one stormtrooper left, sometimes they'll show how worried they are with lines like "I can't do this by myself"
At least they may realize they're limits
I heard one of the troopers say “finally, just me and you now.”
Some of the troopers realize their mortality. Others seem to think they invincible, somehow.
What makes it worst is when you literally almost one shot them, and they are still running at you like they don't have a gigantic gaping hole in their chest.
Skyrim Bandit: "Mercy, Mercy!"
Same Bandit 2 seconds later: "Time to end this little game!"
TailAbNormal in fallout: *literally blows up a gang of raiders to pieces with a rocket launcher that launches nukes while wearing a pimped out suit of power armor* also a raider that witnessed this at a distance: runs at you with a rusty pocket knife*
TailAbNormal never should’ve come here
*gets shot in face with 270 iron arrows* "Must've been the wind"
TailAbNormal exactly
@@jay_r9825 Raiders are braindead ,radiations probably.
Caleb: *kills 200 minions including their boss*
That one minion: *”FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!”*
OH YEAH
(pulls out shotgun)
COME AT ME
Have you seen Sword of the Stranger?
@EXTENDO ANT 201 people including boss means 200 minions plus boss
Lol kung fu Panda referance
@@acemaster1682 but that's not what OP put
Nobody is talking about how the single funniest line in this whole skit is the last guy seeing someone and immediately going "Scrap."
I KNOOOW
I was waiting for this comment
I just noticed that and I've watched this video at least 20 times over the years😂😂
The way he said "I already know... none of them are ME" Always makes me laugh. Genuinely I thought back to that moment and had to come back here to watch it again cause it was so funny. Just the absolute balls of steel and narcissistic self confidence to say that makes me laugh so hard. Bloody love this vid.
*Last guy came out of the bathroom and his first words were:
*"Scrap"*
My mans literally live by the phrase " *On Sight* " even after dropping a load
@@terrezharris5262 he extra light now
If he dont drop him that corona definitely will cuz i aint hear no handwashing in there🤣
This man lives and dies by the hands.
That was about to be my comment no cap
"I just killed your boss and like all of your allies"
Minion: Guess im highest in command and therefore, the best suited to beat yo-
😂😂😂😂 “so coincidentally prepare fo-
Thanks for telling me what he said I couldnt hear him good
Aaron Rodgers #12Hunnit #Clutch #2019MVP #GoPackGo what
[Death scream]
I’m your 3k like
Man 2 years and seeing this is still funny. Also they finally added a fear factor in Gotham Knights making them smart enough to run seeing combat happen.
This is why I see more realism in halo, you witness jackals and grunts flee in terror, sometimes without even losing an ally or get shot once, they just see you and they flee, I love that programming cause it shows just how badass you really are
Gotham Knights is still trash tho, Arkham Vengeance gonna be so much better
@@TheDarkLord239wait what? A new Arkham game?
@Heil-evil-Mustache yup, new Arkham game coming 2025 or later. Hopefully we’ll get more info within the next year or two
@@TheDarkLord239 ooooooo
I love how the second guy didn't start yelling until the third or fourth punch, took him a second to even realize he was getting his ass beat
"I already know... that none of them are me"
Priceless
That was so deep wasn't it? Smh... Generation Z is so fake.
@@Zenigundam ok millennial
Just like a random chick fucking a famous dude. "He ain't had me yet I'm special" 😂
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Main character: destroys a whole town by himself*
Minions: it seems you might be a challenge for me
@@trinityburrows1964 fam u just reworded the comment above gtfo
@@MrMysteryyy toxic
Fist of the north star in a nutshell
@living human yes
What's the music at 2:20 called
I love that in metal gear rising they actually gave a reason why the enemy soldiers aren’t scared of raiden and it’s that they actually are really scared but when they became cyborgs they got pain inhibitors to make sure they aren’t held back by fear when they fight raiden
Four stages of minions
1. Fearlessness
2. Cocky
3. Regret
4. Death
"Sir, you're under arrest for mass murder."
"It was self defense!"
"202 people each attacked you consecutively? Ha!"
Daniel Dover ahh shit here we go again
@ExtremeGod ofHate not only is that racist out of nowhere but it doesn't make any sense. In any regard. What the hell is that even supposed to mean?
@@AmazingAutist He's just stupid and prbl trump supporter...
@@NikoSaga 1. That doesnt make him/her a trump supporter and 2. Nothing wrong with supporting your president baka.
Rah I full belly laughed at this
Player: killed a literal god
Lv1 minion: *tHiS is mY tImE tO sHiNE*
Well, it sometimes works in Soulsborne
@Christopher Norris have you never played games?
@@morganic7934 that's pretty ironic for you to say since that is a popular quote from a popular character from a popular game, fam
@@PascalCap. lol
@@PascalCap. lmao ikr 😂😂
As a game designer this is why I always give minions some sort of morale stat.
I love games that have actually started doing this. I can't remember which one (maybe Fallout), but I like letting enemies go if they start running away. Just makes my character feel more human.
I was playing Shadow of Mordor and thought of this.
The Uruks just run straight into battle knowing that even if they kill Talion, they still literally, canonically, cannot kill Talion.
Like, they know this. They know Talion is immortal. They literally call him Grave-Walker. WTF do they gain by killing themselves on him?
They get promoted. Aren’t they supposed to be bred just to be soldiers, so they will do anything to become captains? That’s always how I saw it.
The alternative is not very compelling. An Uruk running away out of cowardice is going to wish Talion killed him when he returns to mordor.
Lmfao "killing themselves on him" that's wild 😭☠️
"IT'S DAH RANGAH! KILL 'IM!"
@@Da1337Man I mean I haven't played that game but neither is a bunch of idiots running into a guy who just killed a ton of idiots acting like they have some sort of chance
No one
The minions:
“I’m built different”
PK Beta his joke, but worse
R/niceminions
"I'm not like other minions."
stop in the name of the law
@@baxtyr By order of the Jarl, stop right there.
@@CountDooku0 I got a present for you if you stay quiet *grabs bookbag*
"See that guy that just killed 4 dragons in 6 seconds"
"Yea why"
"Lets mug em"
😂😂😂
Let's mug him
😂😂😂😂
"Lets fi-" (Gets knocked out)
Suploly Epic NPC Man?
Literally how it feels when you play any yakuza game💀
0:30 Minion stays quite for like 5 seconds and then starts screaming 😂
Caleb: “Finally, I killed all 5000 of the-“
*some random yell in the distance: “Run them hands”*
@@cheem2952 tis but a scratch
Why do the lame comments get top?
This should be top, here's a poor man's gold good sir 🏅
Caleb: (Kills 70,000,000 more people)
Random guy: "RUN YOUR (bleep)ING HANDS NIGGA!"
@@optimusprime5446 don't worry sir he is in top 3
Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this lesson?!
Hero: TIME! LOOP!
Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
Hero: TIME! LOOP!
Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
Hero: TIME! LOOP!
Hero: Hey, I’m here for the interview!
Minion: RUN THEM HANDS!
Protag: Really? Again? How many times do you have to teach you this less- WAIT!
Hero: TIME! LOOP!
Minion sees 3,000 other minions killed in front of him.
Also minion: “You’re not dealing with the average minion warrior anymore “
Dancing Madman underrated comment
Tfs reference nice
shouldn’t have put anymore
abridged dbz reference, NICE.
Dynasty warriors be like:
“I already know none of them are me”the lines of the secret final boss after the actual final boss lmao
Two years later and this is still my favorite sketch from Caleb
Agreed.
“You may have beat the Elite Four, became the champion, and caught every legendary Pokémon there is, but you ain’t seen nothin like me yet”- Youngster Joey
Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
This is pretty accurate
That's just cause Youngster Joey enjoys toying with you...
See, this makes me desperately want a game where he’s the ACTUAL final challenger. Like, the comedic and terrifying potential for this is gold 👌🏼
Proceeds to call forth his almighty level 26, unevolved generation 1 Nidoran !
As you let Mewtwo one shot him with Psychic...
Player: "I just killed your boss and like all of your allies"
Minion: "That means.....I'M THE BOSS NOW! COME CATCH THIS FADE!"
Not gonna lie, a game where any mooks alive after you kill the boss promote to minibosses and fight both you and the other contenders for boss sounds both really fun and really frustrating.
@ExtremeGod ofHate with that name i ain't surprised you say that kind of stuff
@@darwengwein3605 shadow of mordor
No no, he's got a point
@@darwengwein3605 hey that dude is right about shadow of mordor. If an random enemy kills you, he levels up and gets promoted to captain. If captain kills you he levels and gets promoted to warlord or something. If you die over and over to a guy, you have to start the game over lol
bro got so disappointed that he broke the 4th wall
Its actually low key inspiring
Imma use this in the club
MC destroys everything and everyone in their path*
Minion: Ah, finally a worthy opponent.
Minion behind that minion: finally after him a worthy opponent
@Jayden Nguyen the minion behind that minion : finally a worthy opponent
@@3ormore778 the minion behind that minion: Finally a Worthy opponent... Our battle would be legendary
This battle... WILL BE LEGENDARY
the thousandth like
*Enters and exits the room multiple times to gain EXP*
Minions:”I’ve never met this man in my life.”
portuguese Breakfast put your paws up hommie
Plot twist: The NPC’s actually remember you and learn your way of fighting, countering all of your attacks you LoSe
ff7 in a nutshell
@ExtremeGod ofHate I dont understand why you would waste time replying the same phrase over and over again just for senseless satire
Me in dmc getting more red orbs...
You gotta give the minions credit where it's *ABSOLUTELY* due, the confidence and passion for their job is ASTOUNDING.
Like, "Oh, you beat my comrades, my superiors and my entire squad in a single minute? Aight, run these hands."
There's something really cinematic about the camera angle changing when the last guy says "I already know that none of them are me." It almost gives horror vibes like when the main character is alone with the serial killer or the person who's secretly a monster
I need to be as optimistic as that last minion:
*"RUN THEM HANDS UP HAAHMIE"*
*"PUT YOUR PAWS UP"*
Poysona oh I thought I heard it wrong.
*"RUN DEM THANGS"*
*After they hit you once*
“Is that all you got?”
*dies from a single hit of your special attack*
dies from you looking at him
*Boss is literally defeated*
Minion: personally I wouldn’t let that happen to me 🤷🏾♂️
Sifu after taking out like 50 dudes at once.
“Threaten us?!”
"None of them are me"
That's a cold ass line
Yeah you gotta let that nigga win 😭 he on it
@@arnavdc The golden number is 420, we almost there.
@@CookiePieMonster passed it already smh
Kamui lmao on god it was 😂😭
thats an instant suicide
LVL 300 Final Boss: *dies to me in 2 hits*
Lvl 2 Hooligan: *R U N Y O U R H A N D S*
+10 points for using the word "hooligan" 😂😂😭
You get a reward for playing mission in new game +
+25% health regen
+145% damage - *battalion armor required for perk
-5 points of charm
+15% defense
Me in dark souls, 2 hitting every boss including 4 kings and artorias
#mafiacity
@@gonkillua14 is that from a hat in time? My bf plays that and I watch. The mafia have tiny legs lmao
I like how once he punches the minions once, they drop the theatrics and plead for their lives lol.
why nobody is talking about how accurate the death sound effect of minions? the attention to detail of games nowadays are amazing
That 2nd minion begging for forgiveness but if you stop hitting him, he's gonna continue attacking you anyway. LOL
its like cops in gta
It's like when you hogtie an NPC in Red Dead Redemption 2 and later release them
Basically skyrim lol
Also Assassin's Creed
And Ghost of Tsushima
Damm caleb is just flexing his ability to whoop his own ass he has hands tho.
The noise he makes tho “blehrhdo” 😂👉🏽👈🏽
"IM SO DAMN TOUGH, *IMMA BEAT MY OWN ASS!"*
@@excitedcat9517 Patrick Star be like...
@Night thank you homie
so you're saying he... beats his own meat?
"Yes, bro.
You are going to beat me. You, the random mugger with the iron dagger you pulled out from your underwear, are going to beat me, the level 70 dragonborn walking around in daedric armor. This will DEFINITELY not end with me wiping your blood off my sword.
Take your shot, champ."
*Building is about to explode*
“There he is! Get him!”
Minion: sees friend get brutally murdered
Minion: Yall hear somethin?
yall *here* somethin?
Hear*
@@deathhy7590 lol, sorry, i mess up my english alot
@@sailorsavvy9690 nah...pretty sure u spelt that right...think dude was jus trollin u...either that or he/she cant spell
@@stargoddemonray5035 Oh no, i had changed it to the correct word, its all good 😊
Plot twist: he’s the boss. You fought the mini boss.
Deranged Fredd 🤔😱😨
😂😂😂mini boss
*_Mario be like-_*
Kills entire raider base, only 1 crippled standard raider left
Raider: I think I smell a blood bath!
Me: ...... boi! That's your allies you smellin
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i hope one day there is a game where every minion is self conscious and then you meet one guy who actually has this confidence and hes the hardest boss in the game
A concept for this could be like such he's one of many minions in the final dungeon he's introduced early on next to a save point do you can learn not to fight them and instead sneak around them with a distinct design from everyone else and the normal self conscious enemies who hesitate and clearly show that they don't even know if putting full effort into attacks will even change anything so you have to manage avoiding the confident minion while dealing with the others
But then you have the "level with you" minions who suddenly are level 120, in fully enchanted daedric gear, and they can cast fireball which has a 5000% damage buff just becauase they are AI.
And suddenly this rando bandit is the strongest enemy you have every faced. Heck the bosses aren't this strong, they are level capped.
But no, the unique bandits in this cave have no level cap.
This is why i hated oblivion. Skyrim has this too but not to that level
For real, ganked Alduin in like 30 seconds flat, run into a levelled thalmor patrol slinging spells and my health drops like a brick and I'm actually using potions to survive.
"I already know the fact that none of them... are *me.* "
can we just talk about how great of a line this is?
Literally had the roles been reversed, and he was the main character, that’s be a pre-ass kicking line
Yea 💯 thats some real nigga dialogue for u
This is batman for you.
"They ain't me-RUN DEM HANDS UP!!!" always cracks me up
I know right! That was my favorite part. He's already established that he beat everyone else including his boss, and he's like YOU'RE DYING TODAY FOOL!
Player: *Defeats final boss*
Minions: "u just unlocked the final boss"
Christ, no comments here?
Mr.banana 2000 Ike 1.5k likes and only two comments?
The last guy is pretty much the game having a secret boss after you beat the main story 😂
lol
Ohhh my, Castlevania comes to mind immediately.
Black Hoodie: +60% damage
-200% Intimidation
How every John Wick movie is.
No literally!!! Wth
Guy: "I Literally Killed 200 minions and your boss"
Minion: "I dont remember asking, run them hands"
When I found this comment it set all my books on fire. Cuz it LIT
Day Designs LMAOO
Minions are just cocky people of u think about it
Sorry sorry fearless minions
Day Designs
You fucking beauty
Dragonborn: *Literally kills dragons, trolls, and elves for a living*
Some thief: “Give me your money if you don’t want to end up dead”
I always think to myself "did you seriously not just witness me literally ABSORB THE SOUL OF A FUCKING DRAGON not even 10 seconds ago?"
Hand me your valuables, or I'll gut you like a fish.
@@NomadxElliot I don't have time for this.
I still gotta slay Alduin, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Then you just run away, not out of fear but pure ignorance.
this shit doesnt happen in gothic 2, unless is a wild animal.
I remember in a star wars game, I defeated every droid but then a droid decided to surrender and fight on my side. Later I killed him on accident and started panicking because that never happened before. So I tried to get the same thing to happen on the same save, to no avail.
Even now I couldn't find anyone who recreated it.
😢😢😢😢😢
What game is it
The best is when you use some big AOE attack and take out like 50 enemies in an instant, then there's like one dude left who starts running at you with a stick
Player: Destroys hundreds of minions
The last surviving minion: Finally, a worthy opponent
😂😂😂 for real tho
😂😂
Lol
@ExtremeGod ofHate fuck you idiot. Stop being racist towards the chinese. It's the government that's bad not the people.
ExtremeGod ofHate wht
When you're playing Pokemon, skip some trainers, beat the league and discover that those same trainers still want smoke
I had pptsd syndrome on that comment g😂😂
Them breeders slow
Not gonna lie getting beat by the world champ in the universe of pokemon is clout in of itself, like anybody can lose to a gym leader and you'd be trash but losing to the champ? The regions best took time out of his day to pencil in an ass whoopin just for you, you should feel honored.
Raymond Holden Jr this made me think of the lavender town syndrome
Excatly
"Put-your-paws-up-hammy!"
I always assume their boss is so fearsome they rather die fighting you than coming back empty handed
“You forgot the fact that none of them are ME” -Sekiro’s enemies in a nutshell.
I’m in your notifications
I’m in your notifications
They got balls you gotta admit
They got balls you gotta admit
“Ahh, my money, I earned that money.....
“You bout to get what he got” not even 30 seconds- “FORGIVENESSSSS FORGIVENESSSSS”
0:27
Protagonist: this ain’t funny anymore is sad
The Batman Arkham games be like:
"You're not getting through me"
"Oh my god.."
*Literally kills him*
yeah you've just explained the point of the joke
Yeah I watched the video to
I know this is a month old but i wanted to add that I too in fact watched this video
Faxs
The minions are actually geniuses because they are breaking his will to fight
. . . . well shit
It didn't do anything, he killed 200 and a boss.
*Megalovania Intensifies*
"don't worry, we'll hurt him morally"
And emotionally
“Police responded to a grizzly scene this morning where it’s estimated 202 grown-ass men were savagely beaten - overnight - and stacked neatly inside one room..” 😂
This is the same energy as Goku with the Ginyu Force.
this dude really records himself fake punching nothing and i laugh everytime
he's actually punching all the clones he made for this video
Dun care
Me: 😭
That shit funny asf
I felt sorry for himselves getting beat up lol
the way he says "THEY AINT ME, RUN THEM HANDS UP" gets me every time lmao
I love it
Haha same! He’s hilarious
RUN THEM THANGZ,HAMEY
I JUST READ THIS AFTER IT PLAYED LOL XDDD
In every single games, and in every single movies, the enemy have ZERO self-preservation instinct and will fight to the very last without never, ever getting demoralised.
It seriously feels unnatural.
Calebs empathy for pawns is admirable 🤣 He needs to look to heros like Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, their approach to minions is to utilize them for stretching/warming/destressing🤣
Nah bro Zoro just straight guts them immediately, no shits given
"I already know the fact that none of them are me." Says the Caleb clone.
It's all fun and games until Caleb realizes he isn't just talking to himself...
@@darrylferguson3622 cuz he talking *about* himself
@@FunnyCatHD no f uck you
@@FunnyCatHD um what?
Minion: "they ain't me"
Speech: 100
Charisma: 250
Next main villain confirmed.
How brave for someone so weak
One of his traits is fearless
"You will die braver than most."
Intelligence: 0
Caleb's blood curdling death shrieks are always golden.
Very inspirational. I'mma live the rest of my life with the "they ain't me" mentality
Me: *just killed a Dragon and absorbed its soul
Bandits: "nEveR ShouLD haVE ComE hERe"
That just maid me wanna play Skyrim
Yes
@@lilmerkiavevo5626 made*
Riiight!🤣
I always crack up when that happened
"I beat your boss and all your allies."
"They ain't me. I'm at *full health.* "
Lê Đỗ Anh Khoa 😂😂😂😂
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Looool I kinda rated that minion. That boy gon die trying
@ 1,9k at 31/05/2020 16:04
Full health = 5 hp
Yakuza goons after seeing their friends get nonlethally wrecked by the protaganist:
I was recently playing Yakuza 0 and yeah it's extremely accurate
No I’m not. YOU about to get what he got! 😂😂😂
main character: *destroys entire solar system*
minion: “you better turn around🤬”
XiNk ツ sephiroth reference
"Picked a bad time to get lost friend "
“Never should’ve come here”
Never should have come here!
Destiny
I want a game where minions say "Oh?! scrap" when they see me.
Sir Dominus Lamont They’re called battle droids
Batman games
Nah they gotta say run them hands
Dawg I lost it at that part. How quick and finesseful he said it lol
Scrap, run them hands, paws up g, ready to get clapped?
One of the reasons I love Metro: Exodus is that enemies actually run away or surrender rather than just running in to die
This is every level in Sifu. I just walked into the room and everyone’s ready to fight, no questions asked. Doesn’t matter how many scores of people I just destroyed.
"Wait, you eliminated everyone on Earth?"
"YES!"
"That's tough, because *I'm here* , run those paws."
*throw the hand bruh*
You forgot *ME!!!*
"They ain't me!"
I can't fault their boss for hiring the most diehard henchmen; there's like a million instances where people in anime just completely let the protagonist walk all over them once they know how strong they are. These boys got heart.
That's a good point
Well said, @TPTL, well said👍
Love true they have heart but it didn't beat for very long lol
1000th like
Got heart, but no hands
Literally every thug in the Batman Arkham games
Second guy got beat so bad he passed out and woke up mid-beatdown 😂