I just picture this dude with a bouquet of roses at a graveyard after completing anger management therapy, walking around handing them out like "I'm sorry, my bad... Next..."
Villain: "Well if a person can't get a job done right, someone else will." Patrick: "No no no no no no. That's the thing! That's the THING tho! Who? Who will??" Time Loop Guy: "Hey I'm here for the interview."
What villain thinks: "He is not good enough, I need him no longer" What Villain doesn't realize: Subordinate was trying his best, Subordinate was smart on how he would escape, without subordinate, villain wouldn't know a threat was in his walls, and subordinate is loyal to him.
Spoiler: Patrick is of the villain’s mind. Yes, he is so lonely and unable to kill himself so he created Patrick to help fight the loneliness but he can’t stop trying to kill him
Villan: " of course this isn't going to stop me from killing you" Subordinate: (sarcastically) "oh really I didn't see that coming" I love how the henchman has dealt with his boss stupidity so much he just doesn't care anymore.
It is literally 100% more effective to A. give someone another chance B. Train them more C. Give someone a couple more chances and if they keep failing then train them more.
@@zeropolicy7456 when an element combines to form a compound, it's properties change too. That is why we need air for oxygen supply, although we can take oxygen from water. There are some chemical reactions for this, and they are not that efficient.
*Minion comes through with one missing arm, the bones of all the other limbs broken or completely shattered, an arrow in the sternum, toes from one foot broken off of the foot hiding in the sock and whatever other injuries Caleb's had in his videos. His final words:* "Hey.. I'm here for the... Interview...."
"You're about to be very surprised and pissed off" Villain: Why would I be surprised? Nobody can beat me. *dude walks in* Hi, I'm here for the interview?
In all seriousness, think about it, he would fight the guys, the guys would beat him, but then he'd just come back again. Eventually the subordinates would be so injured from all the previous battles with his past self that they couldn't fight anymore.
Yeah indeed......only after he's killed EVERYONE on his side but one dude who's pretty much given up on them WINNING because his boss took THIS LONG to finally "admit he has a problem!"
@@OvSpP A. You know it's a joke right? B. Heroes ALWAYS has diffrent hero codes. Like how daredevil fights and not kill do to his catholic but then he wants to kill the kingPin do to he causes to much pain and misery to others. Bruh, Vigilante are fucking heroes dude, spiderman, daredevil, moonknight, etc. You truly do not know about heroes and villains then just because the guy was talking about heroes killing/hurting the bad guys
In this case, the “You and I aren’t so different” speech the villain gives every single time wouldn’t be too far fetched, because the protagonist kills all the bad guys’ minions to get to him, and the bad guy kills all of his minions who don’t properly do what the bad guy wants them to do
is funny that anime heroes do this half of the time. and fans just think is ok when they do it but not ok when a villain does it. hard to loot a hero when the hero turns insane for 6 eps. but the hero kills a few people per ep before the insanity kicks in.
Villain- “and where is the guy I was supposed to interview?” “Oh, you killed him when he walked in yesterday.” Time loop guy- “hey, I’m here for the interview”
@@fbitoastypineapples3615 Then come as close as you can without revealing my face to the audience. Also, if the coffee isn't to my specifications, you're taking an extended stay in the hospital.
It wants it, but doesn't need it. Just like that body instinct thing where being underwater slows your heart, being choked stops him from needing oxygen.
Janitor: *misses a spot mopping* Caleb: *snaps neck* Clean that up Patrick: *That* was our last Janitor Edit: Villain: *Taking an English test* Tutor: You missed a P- Villain: *stabs them with the pencil* (also ty for the likes)
"Why won't you die?" "You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive." He has discovered how to create superhumans. Now the conquest can begin.
@@Blargo245 clearly you didn't, he said that to the one who played dead, not to Patrick, the commenter made a joke of him saying that to Patrick too, but you were too focused on being annoyed by harmless comments that quote their favorite part of the video, have a good day
I love villains who kill their messengers when they bring them bad news. No better way to make sure you miss out on crucial strategic information, because your messengers will be to scared to tell you something you won't like
*Enemy breaches the evil boss’s lair. Messenger: “great news! The enemy was successfully attacked.” Boss: “You mean defeated?” Messenger: “He was attacked... successfully.”
"How's it going? So, what's your power?" "My body doesn't constantly need oxygen to survive." "Oh word?? So you could like.. breathe underwat-" "But it only works when my boss is trying to choke me." "GET OUUUUUU-"
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” you see that was the good ending usually the villian would be stubborn and would just find another way to kill the servant 🤣
Boss: "Ok, I'm taking anger Management classes" Patrick: "Our psychologist is dead too" Boss: "Then I'll find an outside one" Patrick: "They all dead too" Boss: "....Hold up, back up, who *isn't* dead?" Patric: "Literally just you, me and the hero. Just the 3 of us. There's no one else alive in the universe" Boss: **sweats**
“Under a second mind you” his acting and the way he executes each sentence is so well timed that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a future in acting whether on a show or a movie
Due to the mention of the hero performing 60 attacks on the reinforcement soldier in under a second, we can conclude that this story takes place in some sort of world where people with super human abilities exist, the main villain is perceived by this reinforcement soldier to be able to contest in power with the aforementioned hero, meaning he is also capable of performing 60 attacks in one second, this is reinforced when he kills said reinforcement soldier. Then, it is revealed that he is unable to kill his advisor, and the advisor mentions all the previous times the villain has attempted to kill him. If we allow our belief to be suspended slightly, we can easily assume the villain has tried many other methods of killing his advisor, all of which have failed, we can therefore conclude that the villain's advisor is more powerful than the villain himself, and is most likely playing along for the fun of it, similar to Alastor in Hazbin Hotel.
I think the advisor is just an a defensive villain. He can survive hits but is not able to kill the villain. Its like having high defense that you can't die but low attack you can't kill.
This is always my problem with the dark side in star wars. Like logically you can just join their ranks and start killing all their people, and if anyone questions you just be like "They were weak.". Then you can kill the person who questioned you too because obviously they're weak too. Which I guess is where the rule of 2 comes in, but even then, you're going to need some manpower sometimes, but there's no ideologically consistent way to increase your numbers or train up new recruits.
That's why sith depend heavily on non sith to avoid this issue. That and there trillions of peoples. So you can kill a hundred and never run out as long you can keep enought planets under sith control.
That would be next i hope, after he takes anger management classes. (then boss is surprised Pikachu face and the manager looks at him saying what did you do?! Then boss is like the war personally trained, manager, to what , boss, to avoid making me angry, manager FFS i am OUT, then boss delivers the ok then, (and the famous) GET OOoOOUT, (normal voice) then.)
@@ZekeTheNerdVX I was just thinking this the other day. Will help him get more views too. I heard the CZcams algo is hurting content with cursing in it
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You mean the tell me you LongBeachGriffy the man himself that is trying to get himself flagged from CZcams but people OFFFFFFF CZcams STILL LOVE HIM? there both good
Villian: "Well if a person can't get a job done right someone else will." Time-loop guy: "Hey, im here for the interview."😃 *Villian kills Time-loop guy* *Time-loop guy returns* *Plot twist: His actual power was quicksave all along.*
Villain goes to visit therapist. "You've disappointed me, Ill have to kill you." Karate chops therapist in half. "Why aren't you dead? How are you still alive after my strongest attack!?" Therapist: "I've been killed by so many villains like you in your situation that, I just don't die anymore."
The only person who can get away with this is Darth Vader, because imperials are so disposable that even the empire itself doesn't even care about them.
@@noir4762 you can stand one meter in front of stormtroopers and they still wouldn't be able to shoot you accurately. stormtroopers are cannon fodders, sometimes I doubt their sentience..
@@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan Actually stormtroopers are extremely accurate in most scenarios. The only reason they weren't hitting Luke, Han, Leia, etc, was because they were under direct orders to NOT kill them.
I was watching tmnt 2012 on Netflix the other day and one scene in particular reminded me of this video. In the beginning of “never say xever”, the shredder was ready to kill bradford (his student and before he turned into dogpound) for failing literally ONE TIME to kill the turtles Like,dude,he’s probably one of the best fighters you’ve got in your clan,it’d be a waste to just kill him after he lost a SINGLE time.
I just picture this dude with a bouquet of roses at a graveyard after completing anger management therapy, walking around handing them out like "I'm sorry, my bad... Next..."
Jim Jimson... wait, I killed him? God my bad sorry dude...
More likes pulls them back out of the grave alive.
Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂 👌 Why is this something I would do!?
@ExtremeGod ofHate well u definitely live up to your name.
Then eventually he kills him self on accident 🤣
Villain: "Well if a person can't get a job done right, someone else will."
Patrick: "No no no no no no. That's the thing! That's the THING tho! Who? Who will??"
Time Loop Guy: "Hey I'm here for the interview."
Just waiting for the inevitable supervillain interview. These 2 trying to recruit allies from reject heroes.
@@SomeGuy1117 that would actually be funny nice idea dude ✊
GET OUT GET OOOOOUUUUUT
LOL
GET OUUUUUT!!!
Villain: "my god we don't have any allies"
Patrick: "you don't say"
LMAO
I don't wanna be THAT guy, but the word you're looking for is "allies". Should probably edit it before a more aggressive fellow comes along
@@callmek8372 yo bro you gotta watch out man. These people in the comments are loco homie.
@@SaviHow Did someone call me?
Yeah you better spell allies correctly. I've got my eyes on you.
@@callmek8372 . it was a simple mistake. I typed and posted it before reading it.
What villain thinks: "He is not good enough, I need him no longer"
What Villain doesn't realize: Subordinate was trying his best, Subordinate was smart on how he would escape, without subordinate, villain wouldn't know a threat was in his walls, and subordinate is loyal to him.
What he doesn't know is all the other subordinents survived and played dead also... they just all changed professions
Nah man. He crawled faster than a guy who beat him 60 times IN A SECOND.
COUGH COUGH KAI CHISAKI
@@Metaknighttheloneswordsman based name, based pfp
@@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 Thanks bro, I just changed the name to Lone Swordsman recently. I didn't think someone would notice so quickly.
"idk how the lights are even on right now!"
Villain: Well they tried sending some people to audit...but i I killed them.
Makes sense
Lights and auditors? Perfect correlation
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes”
_Kills the therapist_
Kills the receptionist
Kills himself
KILLS HIS LAWYER
*k i l l s*
LMAO!
Janitor: *mops quietly*
Villain: *your free trial of living has ended*
Who said they was living for free?
Caleb’s funny is rubbing off on his viewers i love it 💀💀
Free?
Janitor: *hands 20 dollars*
Villain: your purchase of 3 months has gone through successfully
"Villain! I have come for you, and your reign is.... where is he?"
"oh yeah hes taking anger management classes"
Uhhh......why? *Sees the dead body* Ooohhhh.
@@sonjoku4879 wdym why?? because they have anger issues obivously /lh
@@jammingshrimp r/
@@doublegolem5339 ?
do u not know what tone indicators are?
@@jammingshrimp do you have any idea what he just said 🤦🏿♂️
"Why wont you die"
"You tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive"
Also him: * breathes heavily *
Hes breathing while getting choked wym?
He breathing just for fun😂
you fool
he's breathing in carbon dioxide smh
He’s breathing carbon dioxide
photosynthesis
Subordinate: accidentally bumps into main villain “sorry sir”
Main villain: so you have chosen death
Basically how it goes
Darth Vader
Hey DIO
@Smart Skill fuck off
Why did you kill Enba the Hag
Spoiler: Patrick is of the villain’s mind. Yes, he is so lonely and unable to kill himself so he created Patrick to help fight the loneliness but he can’t stop trying to kill him
Ali BabaAhmed you got that from bleach right?
YoU gOt ThAt FrOm BlEaCh RiGhT?
You got that from bleach right ?
You got this from Bleach right?
You got that from aqueous sodium hypochlorite right
I’ve always love how he makes his dead bodies look. They look extremely and unrealistically crippled. It’s hilarious.
69 upvotes lessgo!
Rigor mortis or something is a helluva thing
Ragdoll physics.
Family guy pose
If you've ever seen a real dead body you'd know there's no such thing as unrealistically crippled. Lol
“I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW THE LigHtS ARE ON RIGHT NOW” that line was delivered perfectly
I agree. Highlight of the video
Wow, you can quote the video!
explain?
limen LMAO right
@@siyacer lol imagine getting upset that someone compliments the delivery of a line
Villan: " of course this isn't going to stop me from killing you"
Subordinate: (sarcastically) "oh really I didn't see that coming"
I love how the henchman has dealt with his boss stupidity so much he just doesn't care anymore.
Patrick. His name is Patrick.
I mean when you're the only one left that attitude makes a lot of sense.
I’m guessing he has worked in retail before becoming a subordinate for this particular villain.
@@TheY2AProblem Becoming a villain after working retail? It checks out.
“My goodness, I have no more allies!”
“YOU DON’T SAY!” 😆
Sam Up that shit had me choking on soda. 😭😭😭☠️
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 why th you drinking soda by this time of the night?
LazerBeams PewPew The way he says it is just hilarious!
@@ThErrandBoy just got off work, went to Wendy's. Got me a Dave's Triple meal with a coke.
@@lazerbeamspewpew4728 ahh..sounds nice.
It is literally 100% more effective to
A. give someone another chance
B. Train them more
C. Give someone a couple more chances and if they keep failing then train them more.
Hey as long they survive might as well use all the help we can get 😂🤷♂️
Instead he just chooses to *multiple clapping sounds* them
@@wrestlinghe2638 hol up-
That's just common sense
D. Just kill em and get someone else
Villian: "why wont you die"
Caleb: *Im 0% oxygen and 75% water*
Doesn't being 75% Water make you 50% Oxygen, though?
@@zeropolicy7456 when an element combines to form a compound, it's properties change too. That is why we need air for oxygen supply, although we can take oxygen from water. There are some chemical reactions for this, and they are not that efficient.
@@zeropolicy7456 25% 1/3 of water is oxygen 2/3 hydrogen
@@zeropolicy7456 Molecular oxygen, not oxygen the element, and that would be 25%
No, no; 75% Water that's wet.
Mysterious enemy: *kills all the reinforcements*
Mysterious enemy, walking through the door: Hi, I'm here for the interview 🏅
GEEET OOOOOOOUT
GET OOOOUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
*Minion comes through with one missing arm, the bones of all the other limbs broken or completely shattered, an arrow in the sternum, toes from one foot broken off of the foot hiding in the sock and whatever other injuries Caleb's had in his videos. His final words:*
"Hey.. I'm here for the... Interview...."
"You're about to be very surprised and pissed off"
Villain: Why would I be surprised? Nobody can beat me.
*dude walks in*
Hi, I'm here for the interview?
In all seriousness, think about it, he would fight the guys, the guys would beat him, but then he'd just come back again. Eventually the subordinates would be so injured from all the previous battles with his past self that they couldn't fight anymore.
GEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTT
“I dont even know how the *LIGHTS* are on right now, you killed the guy that take care of that TOO”
Read this as he said it 😂
Edwin Caraballo this took me out 💀😂
I like how many voices he can hold
I’d love it for the lights to flicker of go out for a sec 😂
Quid Pro quo that would have been perfect !!
At least the villain admitted he had a problem at the end. Admitting is the 1st step
That totally makes up for going Stalin on his henchmen.
It starts with sorry
Not only that, he sought professional help. Character growth
Yeah indeed......only after he's killed EVERYONE on his side but one dude who's pretty much given up on them WINNING because his boss took THIS LONG to finally "admit he has a problem!"
“I don’t even know how the LIGHTS are on right now” killed me
This is the same guy who realized he forgot his car keys while he was driving
I'm still dying over that part
You don't sayyy
@ExtremeGod ofHate Huh? What the fuck...
@@amaimonmoore4498 I mean, look at his name...
Leader: “Call for reinforcements”
Assistant: “Those were the reinforcements”
Leader: *starts sweating*
"Call in the janitors and the maintenance people to fight, then"
@@ccb36 Dead. You killed them all last week cause they were doing all their jobs 'not good enough'
@@vagustruman you been doing this for months
TheFirekid anybody that does anything even slightly considered wrong you just kill them
Pablo Escobar HOW is this effective
No one talking about how bad the hero is. Everyone is dead
cuz they failed to kill the hero
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
*Confused pikachu*
Who said it was a hero? Villains fight other villains. Or an antihero/vigilante? For all we know his whole squad got wiped out by The Punisher.
@@OvSpP A. You know it's a joke right?
B. Heroes ALWAYS has diffrent hero codes.
Like how daredevil fights and not kill do to his catholic but then he wants to kill the kingPin do to he causes to much pain and misery to others.
Bruh, Vigilante are fucking heroes dude, spiderman, daredevil, moonknight, etc.
You truly do not know about heroes and villains then just because the guy was talking about heroes killing/hurting the bad guys
@Potato #1 and no body asked you to respond to me dipshit
In this case, the “You and I aren’t so different” speech the villain gives every single time wouldn’t be too far fetched, because the protagonist kills all the bad guys’ minions to get to him, and the bad guy kills all of his minions who don’t properly do what the bad guy wants them to do
is funny that anime heroes do this half of the time. and fans just think is ok when they do it but not ok when a villain does it. hard to loot a hero when the hero turns insane for 6 eps. but the hero kills a few people per ep before the insanity kicks in.
Villain- “and where is the guy I was supposed to interview?”
“Oh, you killed him when he walked in yesterday.”
Time loop guy- “hey, I’m here for the interview”
The time loop guy is the joke that will never die
Just like Patrick
Get oooooouuuuuuutttttttttt!
Those jokes are made for each other.
This Joke for the OGs
@@yawbrobbey9178 100%
Subordinate: *accidentally drops a pencil*
Villain: So, you have chosen death.
“Oh, so you’re approaching me?” - DIO
@@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie I can't hand you you're coffee without getting closer
@@fbitoastypineapples3615 Then come as close as you can without revealing my face to the audience. Also, if the coffee isn't to my specifications, you're taking an extended stay in the hospital.
~~Villain~~ Manager
You can't drop a pencil. Next thing you know, John Wick is using that pencil to kill you.
This is the prequel to “When the hero is just as smart as the villain”
The CCU is making some pretty ambitious moves, I can’t wait for phase 3
Facts
What about the overpowered protagonist one
@@AkaneEnjeru He's the one who is fighting
@Jotaro Kujo no, that wasn't the boss. He said "Now all I gotta do is wait for the boss to get here."
Foolish mistake. *Gets hand ready to choke*
Caleb you are part of a much bigger universe
"You tried killing me this way so many times my body no longer constantly needs oxygen to survive."
Also him: *Breathing loudly*
It wants it, but doesn't need it. Just like that body instinct thing where being underwater slows your heart, being choked stops him from needing oxygen.
Janitor: *misses a spot mopping*
Caleb: *snaps neck* Clean that up
Patrick: *That* was our last Janitor
Edit:
Villain: *Taking an English test*
Tutor: You missed a P-
Villain: *stabs them with the pencil*
(also ty for the likes)
Mopping**
Dax: misses a spot
Caleb: kills him
Patrick: that was our last janitor
@@jojyibu8 it's DAX
"Ok. I'll take anger management classes"
*did he forgot about the guy who hit the man 60 times in under a second and took down a team of 30*
If it's the protagonist you're talking about, it'll only take him about 10 or more episodes for them to arrive at the entrance
@@krischioney yeah in one piece time
I’ll take them 5 minutes.
*IN DRAGON BALL TIME*
Just another Memer Not unless 3 protagonists seizing a castle of sorts.
"Why won't you die?"
"You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive."
He has discovered how to create superhumans. Now the conquest can begin.
Lysenko: OH MY GOD, I WAS RIGHT!
Parents would've created ultra-humans
They can hold their breath for 30 minutes run 5 miles in a single Sprint and you can cut their arm off and they won't even flinch
“I’m here for the interview”
You forgot *continues to breathe heavily*
Patrick: “Those were the reinforcements.”
Villain: “What?”
Patrick: “That was the last-”
Villain: *”I heard what you said, STUPID.”*
GOOD
@@Blargo245 clearly you didn't, he said that to the one who played dead, not to Patrick, the commenter made a joke of him saying that to Patrick too, but you were too focused on being annoyed by harmless comments that quote their favorite part of the video, have a good day
I have also seen the video
@@toki5162 apparently you haven't, you completely missed the joke here
@@user-wr2uy9pj4m apparently you’re too focused on writing paragraphs on harmless replies
You know that whenever Caleb says “What are you doing?” Something’s about to go down.
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yungindagoat shut the hell up
@@rugratphat8624 I hope you lose your oxigen rights
@@rugratphat8624 I'm hearing, report you
Likes =911
*kills anger management therapist*
"..."
_Boss:_ "What? He clearly failed at his job."
I havent seen you in a while bro
take the out of therapist.
Are you still alive?
Oh hey the unmoustache you been taking over bro
Sup
I love villains who kill their messengers when they bring them bad news. No better way to make sure you miss out on crucial strategic information, because your messengers will be to scared to tell you something you won't like
yes
Too*
*Enemy breaches the evil boss’s lair.
Messenger: “great news! The enemy was successfully attacked.”
Boss: “You mean defeated?”
Messenger: “He was attacked... successfully.”
🤣🤦🏾 so true
Imagine them actually bringing good news and getting accidentaly killed
I have literally always wanted to see a stereotypical villain have this problem, and come to the same realization.
"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID!" "stupit."
Caleb 1: ''What did you do to stop it?"
Caleb 2: *Starts heavy breathing*
how could I be so stewpitt
U mean ;(
WOW, IT'S LIKE WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO!
I wish these likes would mimic my subscriber count.
"How's it going? So, what's your power?"
"My body doesn't constantly need oxygen to survive."
"Oh word?? So you could like.. breathe underwat-"
"But it only works when my boss is trying to choke me."
"GET OUUUUUU-"
Lmfo
Underrated comment
No one understood
Except for 43 ppl who liked the comment
Need more interviews. Those were the best.
@@neelmanoj6296 now 998
@@ivyhealthcare5688 k
No one's talking about how the subordinate might be playing dead again.
That makes sense
He survived 60 moves in 1 second. I'm sure he could have survived that 😂
Nobody actually died. They just quit.
Lol
Yeah i was expecting him to limp away in the end scene
“Ok I’ll take anger management classes” you see that was the good ending usually the villian would be stubborn and would just find another way to kill the servant 🤣
Me: why does my back hurt?
My sleeping position: 1:09
I felt this right in my spine
Sometimes I forget he's talking to himself.
*Sometime?*
i always forget until i see a comment that reminds me of his skills
@@_Sheepy its important if you wanna do vine~~
Idk what y'all are talking about. I saw 3 different people in this video.
How come it's the same guy?? I don't believe it
He’s sellin’ this shit.
Boss: "Ok, I'm taking anger Management classes"
Patrick: "Our psychologist is dead too"
Boss: "Then I'll find an outside one"
Patrick: "They all dead too"
Boss: "....Hold up, back up, who *isn't* dead?"
Patric: "Literally just you, me and the hero. Just the 3 of us. There's no one else alive in the universe"
Boss: **sweats**
X'D
I love this-
Hero is not really doing his job then
Aegix Drakan fucking funny
Andrew Wong righ hol on 😂😂
0:59 Ive never heard so much emotion in an “oh no” before now 💀
Leader:”Call for reinforcements”
Assistant:“Those were the reinforcements”
*surprised* *pikachu* *Face*
-TyrannoKingz - 1K likes and no replies
*tips glasses with a glare*
hilarious koh lol
If you can visualize that your probably on Twitter
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You sir are *LEGENDARY*
"He had the integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body"
*Vasto Lorde Ichigo has left the chat*
Killing my comrades for failing me
*Sosuke Aizen has entered the chat*
*Isaac Clarke left the game*
Synthra Official 😂
"Integrity not to desecrate someone's dead body"
*Ywach has left the chat*
Ok, this is the best comment I've ever made on YT. Dying of laughter.
"My goodness, I have no more allies"
"You don't say!"
Bruh Patrick is fed up with this man😂
Lol
@@hebxhn1203 you read that wrong bro. That's the boss and the supervisor talking about the waitress.
1:56
1:19
I love the way Patrick responded. Like you can tell he's just DONE with this job
“you’ve tried to kill me this way so many times my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive” 😂
💀
"Okay I'll take anger management classes"
"Outro"
Commercial
@@talhaahson6041 That's such a good ending. You can really see the "Oh boy I'm fucked up" on his face.
“Under a second mind you” his acting and the way he executes each sentence is so well timed that I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a future in acting whether on a show or a movie
Kyler Jackson wouldn’t be surprised. Probably play the props as well
@Kyler Jackson he could literally be the whole set and it would be my fav movie/show
Zolo Kavalar Nah that’ll be Lenarr’s job lol
Didn't he have a skit or something on Comedy Central?
I think he just barely missed an acting role at Disney.
Okay but can we just appreciate
"After the first 60 hits, *that he performed on me in under a second mind you.* " 🤣😂🤣😂
SatellitePrime funniest shit ever
@lsomething l a
@lsomething l true. Crazy Diamond then?
Sarin Earthsea that stand is worse, Josuke said so himself, try The World
@@dexi600 but the world is the same type of stand as star platinum.
Nobudy: owl's in cartoons when the main character is walking through a dark forest 1:46
Plot twist: the subordinent played dead.
😭😂😭😂😂😂😂 I didn't think of that
I was thinking he should’ve had him crawl off at the end
@@paiwansabadi7655 Plot twist: No one cares.
@@paiwansabadi7655 oh, aren't you the cutest little redditor!
And he came back years later to defeat his boss, after intense training
“I don’t even know how the LIIIGHTS are on right now”
My favorite part. The look back was so good. 😂
Lavish Jules plus the delivery was perfection.
1000 likes and two comments wow
Omg 💀💀
1:52
“My goodness, I have no more allies.”
_”YA DON’T SAY.”_
Patrick:"Yeah its not like i just told you or anything" lol😂
lol
Third replies lol
And yeah
4 comments 3k likes 5 months ago
????????????
WE'VE SEEN THE DAMN VIDEO GODDAMN IT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Due to the mention of the hero performing 60 attacks on the reinforcement soldier in under a second, we can conclude that this story takes place in some sort of world where people with super human abilities exist, the main villain is perceived by this reinforcement soldier to be able to contest in power with the aforementioned hero, meaning he is also capable of performing 60 attacks in one second, this is reinforced when he kills said reinforcement soldier. Then, it is revealed that he is unable to kill his advisor, and the advisor mentions all the previous times the villain has attempted to kill him. If we allow our belief to be suspended slightly, we can easily assume the villain has tried many other methods of killing his advisor, all of which have failed, we can therefore conclude that the villain's advisor is more powerful than the villain himself, and is most likely playing along for the fun of it, similar to Alastor in Hazbin Hotel.
Damn
No you don't get it villain and hero are running DPS advisor is a tank.
I think the advisor is just an a defensive villain. He can survive hits but is not able to kill the villain. Its like having high defense that you can't die but low attack you can't kill.
"Okay I'll take anger management classes"
*Kills his therapist*
yee
Lol
Someone comes with the bill
@@BlackDiamond2718 *kills the person who gave the bill*
Ironyche person shows up to receive therapy
you stole this from @nice man
Villain: How did you not defeat him
Ally: You only gave me a plastic knife
U mean gave
XxXGamer _LifeXxX no if you say it fast it sounds like broken English but I’ll change it
Subordinates: we faile-
The villain: so anyways I started blasting
Sii_me yes I like this reference
Jeromeasf vale reference in a vale city vid, nice
1:14 that 'yeah' sounds so funny
I know right? It's like he knows what's coming.
The villain saying “my goodness”
That killed me.
Ikr 😂
Pun intended?
*Badum tssss*
Wow with his words alone
That was really good tho ngl
"Why won't you die?"
"You've tried to kill me this way so many times, my body no longer needs oxygen constantly to survive."
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lmaooooo
We all saw the same vid
"Okay, I'll take anger management classes"
@@nelsontejada5303 I think he's just sharing his favourite moment from the video
We just watched it dumbass
I expected the wounded guy to just get up later, and be like “this feigning death thing is really useful”
Subordinate: "I messed up, buy it won't happen again."
Villain: "You're right, it won't." *shoots him
“I Don’t even know how the *liightts* are on”
Found this comment😂
😂
“I don’t even know how the lights are on right now. You killed the guy that take care of that too!”
Damn ,that guy must have been real good at his job .
Fabian 795 not good enough apparently considering he’s dead
Should’ve had the subordinate talk about his friend getting killed with a napkin to connect it to your overpowered protagonist video 😂
Yooo fr
Or two pancakes
@@alucardvigilatedismas2868 Only two? 😦
I love every comment that references the Caleb City cinematic universe 😂
“HE KILLED ONE OF US WITH WATER DROPLETS”
Would’ve been pretty good too
This is always my problem with the dark side in star wars. Like logically you can just join their ranks and start killing all their people, and if anyone questions you just be like "They were weak.". Then you can kill the person who questioned you too because obviously they're weak too. Which I guess is where the rule of 2 comes in, but even then, you're going to need some manpower sometimes, but there's no ideologically consistent way to increase your numbers or train up new recruits.
That's why sith depend heavily on non sith to avoid this issue. That and there trillions of peoples. So you can kill a hundred and never run out as long you can keep enought planets under sith control.
Weren't there Sith that didn't follow the Rule of 2?
Antagonist: *doesn’t kill their subordinate this time after losing*
The subordinate: Fine, I’ll do it myself...
That would be next i hope, after he takes anger management classes. (then boss is surprised Pikachu face and the manager looks at him saying what did you do?! Then boss is like the war personally trained, manager, to what , boss, to avoid making me angry, manager FFS i am OUT, then boss delivers the ok then, (and the famous) GET OOoOOUT, (normal voice) then.)
“I don’t even know how the *LIGHTS* are still on right now” 😂
Coco La Muu crazy, we’re watching the same video
@@nutcrackerreal100 can you shut up and let people comment their favorite moments
" *my goodness,* I have no more allies"
ZebraBoi / Qayyim “ya don’t say”
I saw this comment at the same time he said that
Imagine the subordinate is playing dead a second time, and it just ends with him crawling away again!
Underestimated comment
Big brain
There was only ever one henchman.
Lol, hopes he'll make cameo in future videos
I love how Patrick goes from completely nonchalant to energetic when he has to explain
The fact that he does this all without cursing...you're a HERO.
lateblossom I know, I love him
He cursed in the past
He used to curse
@@ZekeTheNerdVX I was just thinking this the other day. Will help him get more views too. I heard the CZcams algo is hurting content with cursing in it
cursing bad, violence good
"After the first 60 hits that he performed under a second"
Caleb must be out here fighting JoJo's characters
Probably stopped time too
Man crawled away to Jodeci.
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
Or really any shonen protagonist. They out here doing crazy shit like that all the time lol
Ora
He just says "Okay, I'll take anger management classes" like he's ordering off of a rehab menu.
"Okay I'll take anger management classes." The level of realization this man had in this moment is hilarious.
“My goodness, I have no more allies.”
*YA DONT SAY*
*Of course this isn’t gonna stop me from killing you, right?*
RyZe oh really I didn’t see that coming at all
Old meme, but still checks out
@@thelegendaryelements2061 farewell.
AshDaCamper y do they be raging tho🤣🤣
My mom when she realizes I didn’t take out the chicken to thaw
𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 oh hello
“So you’ve chosen... death”
If I forget, I normally just fill the sink with scalding water and put the chicken in a bag in the water. By the time she's home, it's ready.
When you smart buy an instapot throw that bitch in there problem solve and you ass is saved from being whooped
Blacku's mom*
Subordinate: *Blinks*
Villian: *i'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*
I’m bout to end this mans whole career
Lmao
JunyrMD -Give Me Views czcams.com/video/-MF_5Lr5VT4/video.html. Watch this to see the bad side of Dream
The subordinate was gonna die anyway with those wounds,
Anyways, sir villain boss man, I’ll go get your boss theme ready!
I love how hard Patrick was staring him down. His eyes were like “What, this don’t even hurt no more!”
Subordinate: Sir, you’re your only ally now
Villain: *Guess i’ll die*
This comment gets a like for using you’re and your correctly in the same sentence. You’re a modern day hero.
@@IamIK3 bruh
This is Hitler's bruh moment right here
LOL, I gotta respect someone that uses the right your/you're.
@@TheAmubis i was about to say that lol
I think he’s the best “I’m talking to myself meme” person
*insert Obama giving himself a medal meme here*
by a longshot
You mean the tell me you LongBeachGriffy the man himself that is trying to get himself flagged from CZcams but people OFFFFFFF CZcams STILL LOVE HIM? there both good
Jimin'sPolanerConcordGrapeJam LONG BEACH GRIFFY
@@JB-kd9wg THANK YOU IK SOMEONE RECOGNIZES TOO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEET
"you have tried to kill me so many times my body does not longer needs oxygen constantly to survive" bro that was the best phrase ever it was so funny
Villian: "Well if a person can't get a job done right someone else will."
Time-loop guy: "Hey, im here for the interview."😃
*Villian kills Time-loop guy*
*Time-loop guy returns*
*Plot twist: His actual power was quicksave all along.*
😂😂
Just cause you mixed 3 videos together does not mean it makes for a good joke.
@@ThomasonCG why tf r u here if ur not amused ?
@@veghead05 hm? Who said I'm not amused, it's funny how bad this comment is and that 60 people liked it.
@@ThomasonCG oh a asshole let me eat that ass then
“That was the last of our guys, we literally only have enemies now!” .....bruh 😂😂😂
Crash Bandicoot 2 in a nutshell.
Villain goes to visit therapist.
"You've disappointed me, Ill have to kill you."
Karate chops therapist in half.
"Why aren't you dead? How are you still alive after my strongest attack!?"
Therapist: "I've been killed by so many villains like you in your situation that, I just don't die anymore."
LOL
Ahhhlol
Lol
I guess you can say he’s had some “exposure therapy”.
lmao
“I don’t even know how the lights are still on, you killed the guy that takes care of that too.”
😂😂😅😅
The only person who can get away with this is Darth Vader, because imperials are so disposable that even the empire itself doesn't even care about them.
Stormtroopers are literally for distraction while the big bois fight
@@noir4762 you can stand one meter in front of stormtroopers and they still wouldn't be able to shoot you accurately. stormtroopers are cannon fodders, sometimes I doubt their sentience..
@@HonestFarmerLigue1Fan Actually stormtroopers are extremely accurate in most scenarios. The only reason they weren't hitting Luke, Han, Leia, etc, was because they were under direct orders to NOT kill them.
they really don't
@@sanpiriTV then why didn't they just set their blasters to stun?
Caleb: “Call in the reinforcements 👿”
Other Caleb: “That was the reinforcements..”
Caleb: 😳
His name is Patrick xD
0:26 The way he says “He beat me!” makes lose it
it was pretty funny
I tried to fight him but... He beet me!!
It sounds like Malaysian
Fax
This is so cathartic to watch. I don't know how half the villains out there are able to get *anything* done with zero reliable staff.
"I don't even know how the ˡᶦᵍʰᵗˢ are on right now" 😂😂
😂😂😂 Im dead
If everyone's dead who's gonna give him anger management classes?
Patrick will
All of his allies are dead, but he can still pay someone who hasn't heard of him to do it
He'll kill the teacher
"Ok, I'll take anger management classes."
He gon' kill everyone in one
I was watching tmnt 2012 on Netflix the other day and one scene in particular reminded me of this video.
In the beginning of “never say xever”, the shredder was ready to kill bradford (his student and before he turned into dogpound) for failing literally ONE TIME to kill the turtles
Like,dude,he’s probably one of the best fighters you’ve got in your clan,it’d be a waste to just kill him after he lost a SINGLE time.
Nothing better than taking out your anger on other people.
*on yourself
Then taking anger management classes...
Hey that’s what my dad say to me
You again
Yo
Hes got a point. If u killin ur subordinates then ur doing ur enemy’s job for them
I though you said krillin
Me, hearing my mom's footsteps with .5 seconds to find a sleeping position: 1:09
Relatable
Lmfaoaoao
Yes
Underrated
Very underated
They really are true to their role, being villians to even their own subordinates.