If saying "GET BACK HERE" actually worked in tv shows.

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  • When you were about to rob a house, but the carpet is hella clean
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  • @NonRandomUser
    @NonRandomUser Před 4 lety +4686

    "I thought this was my house."
    Well..he ain't wrong about that.

    • @7shego
      @7shego Před 4 lety +19

      First comment 🔥Sorry, no autographs

    • @levin_sword8297
      @levin_sword8297 Před 4 lety +66

      "That's my name too."
      I mean... if we're talking technicalities?

    • @Cjoudan
      @Cjoudan Před 4 lety +6

      That fourth wall break was nice

    • @popcornegg4405
      @popcornegg4405 Před 3 lety +6

      @@severestatements5428 finally, a tornado comes after my house! 🤬😤😤

    • @erikhendrych190
      @erikhendrych190 Před 3 lety +1

      Imagine stealing the whole house.

  • @user-gx7ib8ji9u
    @user-gx7ib8ji9u Před 4 lety +3953

    “GET BACK HERE!!”
    *comes back*
    “You weren’t supposed to do that”

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays Před 4 lety +100

      That's not how you play the game

    • @kassyyar97
      @kassyyar97 Před 4 lety +51

      *comes back* ...sir? sir, thats illegal you cant do that

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 Před 4 lety +17

      Theif: *comes back*
      Caleb: Wait, that's illegal.

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s Před 4 lety +1

      @@ShuraEssays -Masahiro Sakurai

  • @derpylllduck
    @derpylllduck Před 3 lety +3987

    “Give me one reason not to throw you down the stairs”
    “You’d have to clean it again”

  • @xkasoz7777
    @xkasoz7777 Před 3 lety +1100

    person: *breaks into house*
    also person: *respects the stairs*

  • @devontehardimon1792
    @devontehardimon1792 Před 4 lety +6254

    Criminal: *screams like a girl*
    *Deepens voice to talk after screaming*

    • @labbros2
      @labbros2 Před 4 lety +37

      First coment at this coment

    • @Salix_babylonica
      @Salix_babylonica Před 4 lety +25

      @@treydryburgh7705 First comment to the first comment responding to the first comment of that comment

    • @Wise2prez
      @Wise2prez Před 4 lety +10

      @@Salix_babylonica First comment to the first comment to the first comment responding to the first comment of that comment

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg Před 4 lety +6

      @@Wise2prez first comment to the first comment to the first comment to the first responding to the first comment

    • @derplololol9717
      @derplololol9717 Před 4 lety +9

      Just a comment.

  • @TiredofGaming
    @TiredofGaming Před 4 lety +7472

    "GET BACK HERE!"
    "..."
    "Oh, you're back."
    "Yeah I'm here for the interview..."

  • @chotenque6877
    @chotenque6877 Před rokem +475

    love that in caleb's world the victims of crimes are far more sociopathic and dangerous than the criminals themselves

    • @Youngfly25
      @Youngfly25 Před 3 měsíci +1

      me

    • @yeahhaey3059
      @yeahhaey3059 Před 2 měsíci +1

      I mean if you're always crossing the same person it's your fault yk

    • @LitoMike
      @LitoMike Před měsícem

      lol fr

  • @seannecherie9535
    @seannecherie9535 Před rokem +511

    1:09 is a masterpiece. Then the “I’m talking to you stupid” legit made me jump lol

  • @aVenomousSnake
    @aVenomousSnake Před 4 lety +2730

    "Give me one reason why I shouldn't throw you down the stairs right now!"
    "Might get the carpet dirty"
    "This is true"

    • @nicolass3195
      @nicolass3195 Před 4 lety +9

      This is the way

    • @christianlovely1500
      @christianlovely1500 Před 4 lety +2

      Nice! 😁

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy Před 4 lety +2

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    • @punu3675
      @punu3675 Před 4 lety +6

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Nah id rather get my dick eaten by a bear right in front of me

    • @jamesdinkinslll
      @jamesdinkinslll Před 4 lety +1

      @@punu3675 WE DON'T USE THE D WORD IN THIS CZcams POLICY!!

  • @jovon6791
    @jovon6791 Před 4 lety +9652

    “IM TALKIN TO YOU STUPID” how are you gonna have it all quiet and then throw this at me, scared the life outta me.

  • @waitselljones8068
    @waitselljones8068 Před 3 lety +767

    Caleb: "I got 20 weird ass sketch ideas........ fuck it, combine em all!"

  • @ellasharon1899
    @ellasharon1899 Před 3 lety +58

    When they both left their shoes at the staircase because of how clean it was

  • @Lonely.Chrome
    @Lonely.Chrome Před 4 lety +6709

    “This carpet clean as hell...”
    _Big flex_

    • @Mytharax
      @Mytharax Před 4 lety +46

      weird* flex

    • @whoamarcelus
      @whoamarcelus Před 4 lety +154

      adult flex

    • @Kaltsukka
      @Kaltsukka Před 4 lety +29

      Flex tape

    • @paradise4213
      @paradise4213 Před 4 lety +76

      Dude, I just realized, he was flexing his own home, haha. It was pretty clean doe, no lie

    • @tf2isagoodgame282
      @tf2isagoodgame282 Před 4 lety +6

      @Extreme God of Hate bro why do you keep saying that when it has no relevance to the post or comment whatsoever

  • @Dysanii
    @Dysanii Před 4 lety +5253

    *silence*
    “I’M TALKING TO YOU STUPID!”
    *”yA cAAht mi, yU cAUhT me!!”*
    had me dying on the floor 😂

    • @kaziro
      @kaziro Před 4 lety +180

      *"yA cAAht mi, yU cAUgT me!!"*
      followed immediately by
      "𝕴 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝖊𝖝𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘."

    • @afm_edits
      @afm_edits Před 4 lety +49

      Shit scared me bruh

    • @blokckiddo6924
      @blokckiddo6924 Před 4 lety +1

      When Terrorist capture you to listen to there music 🤣😂 czcams.com/video/K_kyB1qIpcA/video.html

    • @blokckiddo6924
      @blokckiddo6924 Před 4 lety

      Spooky Filmz Ent. When Terrorist capture you to listen to there music 🤣😂 czcams.com/video/K_kyB1qIpcA/video.html MUST WATCH PLEASE

    • @blokckiddo6924
      @blokckiddo6924 Před 4 lety +1

      Axel Martinez When Terrorist capture you to listen to there music 🤣😂 czcams.com/video/K_kyB1qIpcA/video.html MUST WATCH PLEASE

  • @The_AndroidSentByCyberlife
    @The_AndroidSentByCyberlife Před 3 lety +63

    "I left my wallet in the car, would you believe that"
    "Oh that wasn't your wallet, in your pocket thatwaent ur wallet"

  • @florentia3895
    @florentia3895 Před 3 lety +230

    Caleb: "I'm talking to you stupid!"
    Me: *Jumps in surprise and instantly panics, turning off the phone and peeking out the door in case my mom wakes up after hearing the loud shouting*

  • @ChaseHLee
    @ChaseHLee Před 4 lety +7692

    Technically “get back here” is an invitation. At that point he’s a house guest.

  • @tommykhong6148
    @tommykhong6148 Před 4 lety +6114

    That self awareness is a little too dangerous
    *Caleb’s House*
    Thief Caleb: That’s my name too

    • @thebasedtaka9418
      @thebasedtaka9418 Před 4 lety +60

      still need to check h is id

    • @friskybitz1953
      @friskybitz1953 Před 4 lety +26

      Bruh it's obvious he has Byakugan

    • @rikiishitoru8885
      @rikiishitoru8885 Před 4 lety +16

      Everybody Report@@YoungAlienBoy For Spam Lol

    • @Zay_Lo
      @Zay_Lo Před 4 lety +18

      Oh no! they're starting to realize that they are all the same person.

    • @VASTSports
      @VASTSports Před 4 lety

      Analysis driven nfl discussion discord discord.gg/3AdWDgf

  • @TheKingy_505
    @TheKingy_505 Před rokem +4

    Convinced he only made this video to show off how impressed he is with his carpet cleanliness

  • @jebronlames4559
    @jebronlames4559 Před 3 lety +16

    He really broke in just to steal a little table

  • @themilkysmoove7
    @themilkysmoove7 Před 4 lety +6328

    He was watching his surveillance cam acting like he was playing a game. Slick.

  • @morra5163
    @morra5163 Před 4 lety +2691

    “Get back here”
    *Comes back*
    “I didn’t think I’d get this far”

  • @hongjoongisatinyman
    @hongjoongisatinyman Před 2 lety +66

    I love how they HAVE to stop to put on their shoes😂😂😂

    • @kokoro_flow
      @kokoro_flow Před 2 lety +6

      The background music stops each time he puts on his shoes. 😂

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman Před rokem +4

      And how the distance has no effect on how long it takes to catch up to him, only the plot does.

  • @sanctuaryguardian2203
    @sanctuaryguardian2203 Před 2 lety +8

    high pitched: YOU CAUGHT ME YOU CAUGHT ME
    deep voice: i have a logical explanation for this.

  • @tiffanyh629
    @tiffanyh629 Před 4 lety +2859

    (1:16) "IM TALKING TO YOU STUPID"
    "AAAA You caught me!!"
    Me: Dang, you caught me too;;;

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg Před 4 lety +63

      That scared the hell outta me no lie

    • @destroyedstar7760
      @destroyedstar7760 Před 4 lety +17

      I fucking jumped lol

    • @joaquinbanks6225
      @joaquinbanks6225 Před 4 lety +15

      My pops was playing my ps2 one night i snuck back in, dawg i had a flashback 😂

    • @rutadutaanimations8999
      @rutadutaanimations8999 Před 4 lety +9

      He got super hearing lmfao

    • @LTKK
      @LTKK Před 4 lety +7

      Right!?!?! 😂 bout dropped my phone and threw my hands up to surrender.

  • @deevasued8963
    @deevasued8963 Před 4 lety +10442

    the robber: dresses in a hella bright jacket
    the resident: wearing all black

  • @oguntheprojectking6561
    @oguntheprojectking6561 Před rokem +2

    At least he was respectful enough to keep his carpet clean.

  • @alextoonz166
    @alextoonz166 Před 3 lety +8

    That ending was strangely wholesome.

  • @kumasi9810
    @kumasi9810 Před 4 lety +3409

    “IM TALKING TO YOU STUPID”
    Scared tf outa me brooo 😭😭😭

  • @fairlyfeminine8630
    @fairlyfeminine8630 Před 4 lety +12252

    The “IM TALKING TO YOU STUPID” actually scared me lmao

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru Před 4 lety +220

      @@YoungAlienBoy wtf is wrong with you?

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru Před 4 lety +193

      @@YoungAlienBoy forget it, I watched it and it's pure garbage

    • @tired247
      @tired247 Před 4 lety +104

      @@St-ef9ru thank you, brave soldier

    • @aaaok5307
      @aaaok5307 Před 4 lety +12

      @Narancia Best Girl he made the video u know

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru Před 4 lety +53

      @@aaaok5307 they are asking for dislikes as a way to get views

  • @guywglasses3910
    @guywglasses3910 Před 3 lety +11

    Everytime I see the part where Caleb is on the ground saying, "You caught me", I thought about the cats who lay on their backs and are being playful or they get surprised.

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel Před 3 lety +3

    The most respectful robber

  • @thatweirdgamer9214
    @thatweirdgamer9214 Před 4 lety +6633

    I love how whenever he’s in trouble he gets a deep voice

    • @imacg5
      @imacg5 Před 4 lety +103

      It works. Trust me.

    • @briangittens7936
      @briangittens7936 Před 4 lety +136

      or that’s also his “bad guy” voice

    • @tidepods1681
      @tidepods1681 Před 4 lety +25

      I do that with my voice lately when I'm acting evil or weird kinda of

    • @kevaunthesunflower
      @kevaunthesunflower Před 4 lety +7

      Barry White entered the chat🤣🤣🤣

    • @omarsharif927
      @omarsharif927 Před 4 lety +12

      And gets really intellectual

  • @TracyHere
    @TracyHere Před 4 lety +2895

    He took off the shoes when heading up stairs 😂😂 The most respectful criminal

    • @babyroxasman
      @babyroxasman Před 4 lety +90

      Right like tbh it was freshly cleaned too

    • @rhyangeorge8220
      @rhyangeorge8220 Před 4 lety +54

      He did that so he wouldn't leave his tracks

    • @callumfinlayson-palmer8393
      @callumfinlayson-palmer8393 Před 4 lety +62

      I also love how he puts them back on instead of legging it out there

    • @keuniichiwa
      @keuniichiwa Před 4 lety +48

      Considering that the robber who robbed our house a few years back took a crap before leaving without even flushing, he a saint

    • @stgeorge5862
      @stgeorge5862 Před 4 lety

      @@callumfinlayson-palmer8393 He had to put em back on. Them joints yeezys lol

  • @fenrir5927
    @fenrir5927 Před 2 lety +5

    "Even when my name right there?"
    "That's my name too"
    They're become more and more aware 😂

  • @nicolem.5452
    @nicolem.5452 Před 3 lety +2

    "I left my wallet in the car, can you believe that?" 🤣😂

  • @4jspa286
    @4jspa286 Před 4 lety +5458

    "this carpet clean as hell"
    "it's damp?!?!"
    **takes off shoes**

  • @Witherald
    @Witherald Před 4 lety +3139

    “Caleb’s house”
    “That’s my name, too.”
    He fr did that lmao

    • @Soundwave1900
      @Soundwave1900 Před 4 lety +39

      Yeah, got me way more than the carpet thing

    • @bruh8926
      @bruh8926 Před 4 lety +1

      Sup witherald

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy Před 4 lety

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    • @diegobrando3862
      @diegobrando3862 Před 4 lety

      Sup withreld did not expect to see you here

    • @TitanGenericGod
      @TitanGenericGod Před 4 lety

      Xdd

  • @user-eu4bq8wn8w
    @user-eu4bq8wn8w Před 3 lety +3

    “ talk about your behavior lately “
    Like it’s his son😂😂😂

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    I've actually said "Get back here!" and I didn't actually expect them to do it; it's more a sign of exasperation than an order

  • @llcguy_9371
    @llcguy_9371 Před 4 lety +3127

    No one gonna talk about this man saying "what say you?" After he catches the robber. Like it's Medieval times. 😂😂

    • @epicmonkeydrunk
      @epicmonkeydrunk Před 4 lety +10

      What have you say

    • @Kanuui-
      @Kanuui- Před 4 lety +60

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited Ever heard of oblivion? No? Then play it. It's good.

    • @iRapturr
      @iRapturr Před 4 lety +1

      Llcguy _ my favorite part 😂😂

    • @FlowTides
      @FlowTides Před 4 lety +13

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited Thats Elder Scrolls series right there buddy

    • @FlowTides
      @FlowTides Před 4 lety +15

      @Fmono • 39 years ago • edited Also who the hell says "criminal scum"

  • @PrizmoTheMonarch
    @PrizmoTheMonarch Před 4 lety +1736

    “IM TALKIN TO YOU STUPID!”
    Lowkey made me feel like I got caught LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @FolashadeOkunubi
      @FolashadeOkunubi Před 4 lety +39

      La Prizmo yoooo I jumped !!

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 Před 4 lety +20

      I flinched, then paused the vid and died laughing

    • @Hennessydream
      @Hennessydream Před 4 lety +5

      I was sitting there like “ wait is he talking to hi- OH SHIT MY BAD BRO” I was coming up with excuses for the dude like my bad man I thought this house was empty I’m homeless just lookin for a place to sleep

    • @PrizmoTheMonarch
      @PrizmoTheMonarch Před 4 lety +2

      Folashade I literally was watching this on the bus and jumped out of my seat laughing like a crackhead

    • @aysion.2957
      @aysion.2957 Před 4 lety

      La Prizmo me too 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower Před 3 lety +6

    “I have a logical explanation for this.”
    “Oh word! Word! Let me hear it.”

  • @tristinkelsoe3029
    @tristinkelsoe3029 Před 3 lety +15

    caleb: “GET BACK HERE”
    other caleb: *comes back*
    also caleb: “*Oh... you’re back...*”

  • @UltimateKyuubiFox
    @UltimateKyuubiFox Před 4 lety +30130

    “That’s my name too.”
    This man’s characters are so close to becoming self-aware.

  • @merbuhk
    @merbuhk Před 3 lety +4772

    “That's my name too.“
    A common problem in Calebcity.

  • @tommyd9932
    @tommyd9932 Před rokem +6

    Most considerate burglar of all time right there, taking his shoes off for that clean-ass carpet lol 🤣

  • @enloeeagle7258
    @enloeeagle7258 Před 7 měsíci +2

    That "I'm talking to you stupid!" takes me out EVERY single time 😂

  • @MIDBALLERSTATUS
    @MIDBALLERSTATUS Před 4 lety +1377

    Sasuke: I'm leaving the hidden leaf
    Naruto: GET BACK HERE
    Sasuke: Ok
    *Naruto ends*

  • @neferjordi
    @neferjordi Před 4 lety +4471

    "That's my name too"
    I mean......is he lying tho?

  • @Lexi_is_rez
    @Lexi_is_rez Před 3 lety +8

    I love how the burglar was just running down the stairs but he took his time to put on his shoes 😂😂😂

  • @deliciousnoodless
    @deliciousnoodless Před 2 lety +1

    "YA CAUGHT ME, YOU CAUGHT ME!" I was crying at that point😭🤣

  • @Geni_sis
    @Geni_sis Před 4 lety +4847

    "GET BACK HERE"
    "Hey, I'm here for the interview"
    *"GET OOOUT!"*

  • @shikipatche
    @shikipatche Před 4 lety +4781

    Caleb: *"GET BACK HERE!"*
    Robber: ok, what 'chu want?
    Caleb: _i don't know, i didn't think i'd get this far..._

  • @candlemasquerade6646
    @candlemasquerade6646 Před 2 lety +6

    Him: “That’s my name too”
    *The Caleb’s are now aware they are only clones. The Calebverse is ever expanding*

  • @soap_scum
    @soap_scum Před 10 měsíci +2

    The way he scared the life outta ME when he screamed "I'M TALKING TO YOU STUPID"? 100% gold

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 Před 4 lety +2095

    “This carpet is still damp!”
    *Takes off shoes.*

    • @elhooligan9284
      @elhooligan9284 Před 4 lety +98

      We clearly saw that , he did the right thing

    • @senseimantis1555
      @senseimantis1555 Před 4 lety +115

      But now his socks are wet

    • @nihilist3896
      @nihilist3896 Před 4 lety +123

      SSO Swipey a small price to pay for salvation

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 Před 4 lety +43

      Hey hes the bad guy but he's not a bad guy

    • @enlight_8360
      @enlight_8360 Před 4 lety +13

      Respectful of the time and effort put into the floors to the point that he makes an effort to preserve it.

  • @bluestrangler0447
    @bluestrangler0447 Před 4 lety +11756

    Anyone else actually jump when he yelled “I’m talking to you stupid!”

    • @Wlemyg
      @Wlemyg Před 4 lety +443

      Yes I wasn't expecting that for some reason

    • @esmereldasnickles8056
      @esmereldasnickles8056 Před 4 lety +414

      Bruh I got a heart attack, then laughed at my stupidity.

    • @MasonHeaux
      @MasonHeaux Před 4 lety +204

      my headphones was loud; i jumped so hard lmaoo

    • @freedom9729
      @freedom9729 Před 4 lety +50

      Yes I jumped lmfao

    • @Classified141
      @Classified141 Před 4 lety +67

      Well, the volume spiked like FUCK so... Hard to blame ya

  • @jupitersgrim3042
    @jupitersgrim3042 Před 3 lety +27

    Anybody else love his videos so much you watch the ads without skipping just cause it makes you feel like you are helping him 🥺 feel blessed to have such amazing videos to watch 💙 thanks Caleb 🙏🏻

  • @blwebtoon_weeb9416
    @blwebtoon_weeb9416 Před 3 lety +4

    0:35 i love the respect he has for a newly cleaned carpet i would take my shoes off to!😂
    DO YALL KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO KEEP IT CLEAN!? 😭

  • @djrealdyl6894
    @djrealdyl6894 Před 4 lety +4638

    Scorpion: *“GET OVER HEREEEEEEE”*
    Sub Zero: “Aight”

    • @BBTMS
      @BBTMS Před 4 lety +57

      I love mortal kombat

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 Před 4 lety +31

      *forces him over here*

    • @Kalenz1234
      @Kalenz1234 Před 4 lety +38

      Sub Zero: FREEZE!
      Scorpion: Really?

    • @dvxAznxvb
      @dvxAznxvb Před 4 lety +11

      Sub zero actually says: "ehy yo chill"

    • @KendrickFan2007
      @KendrickFan2007 Před 4 lety +7

      @Extreme God of Hate Change your name to Exterme God of Racism

  • @nexketch2
    @nexketch2 Před 4 lety +2670

    "I thought this was my house."
    "Oh yeah? Even with my name right there?"
    "...That's my name too."
    I mean.. technically the truth

  • @ferraz1962
    @ferraz1962 Před rokem +2

    My man pulled an Iroh and talked a criminal out of stealing.

  • @farmer4785
    @farmer4785 Před rokem +1

    I love how impressed the robber is of the carpet

  • @DaProphecyKJ24
    @DaProphecyKJ24 Před 4 lety +940

    “GET BACK HERE”
    “...heyyy I’m here for the interview”

  • @akselklandrasmussen1747
    @akselklandrasmussen1747 Před 4 lety +12755

    "When you're supposed to rob a house, but the carpet is hella clean"

  • @tynado7807
    @tynado7807 Před 2 lety +3

    “You caught me!”
    “I thought this was my house”

  • @emmeeemm
    @emmeeemm Před 2 lety +14

    CalebCity is such a weird brand of comedy, but it works so well. The commitment to a certain kind of absurdity, leaning into that turning point and rolling with its implications, is, itself, an art form.

  • @GemGen
    @GemGen Před 4 lety +1183

    "I'M TALKING TO YOU STUPID!!!"
    "I'm so stueeepid. How did I not know he was talking to me. I don't even wanna exist anymore..."

    • @ChilledGemini99
      @ChilledGemini99 Před 4 lety +36

      "D-zzamit"

    • @calloforestis3126
      @calloforestis3126 Před 4 lety +18

      @@ChilledGemini99 hahahahaha yea thats a good reference

    • @volenalove7448
      @volenalove7448 Před 4 lety +1

      klkwhj yessss YESSSSSS THIS IS THE BEST 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos Před 4 lety +1

      Lmfao still my favorite of his videos

    • @cyberus1403
      @cyberus1403 Před 4 lety

      i love how surreal that jumpcut was

  • @bl2ze
    @bl2ze Před 4 lety +4764

    “GET BACK HERE!”
    *door opens*
    “Heyy, I’m here for the interview.”

    • @experiencedyeeter1200
      @experiencedyeeter1200 Před 4 lety +296

      KursedKitetsu GEET OUT
      GET OOOUUUUUTT

    • @timekillerjavi3929
      @timekillerjavi3929 Před 4 lety +235

      Bro HE'S STILL IN A TIME LOOP

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer Před 4 lety +8

      I watched the video too.

    • @aloevera3317
      @aloevera3317 Před 4 lety +32

      What?! This is a completely differemt location! How are you still in that time loop right here?

    • @j_bad1032
      @j_bad1032 Před 4 lety +6

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @FirstLast-po8oz
    @FirstLast-po8oz Před 2 lety +1

    his impeccable care for cleaned things is so refreshing. Makes a moma proud.

  • @thatonestickman6729
    @thatonestickman6729 Před rokem +3

    ”im talking to you stupid” bro that got me off guard

  • @robcee3
    @robcee3 Před 4 lety +625

    “IM TALKING TO YOU STUPID”
    Caught me wayyyy off guard lmaoo

    • @Shadow-kl8ht
      @Shadow-kl8ht Před 4 lety +4

      yo me too bro me too :(

    • @ibegyounottoask9131
      @ibegyounottoask9131 Před 4 lety +3

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Your on kpop vids and now here go away please

    • @blokckiddo6924
      @blokckiddo6924 Před 4 lety

      supernova_0 When Terrorist capture you to listen to there music 🤣😂 czcams.com/video/K_kyB1qIpcA/video.html MUST WATCH PLEASE

  • @tendodeku
    @tendodeku Před 4 lety +2020

    "Get back here"
    **Gets back**
    That's not how you play the game

    • @AwareWokege
      @AwareWokege Před 4 lety +5

      "I ain't playing these games"

    • @pearlfonbuena6722
      @pearlfonbuena6722 Před 4 lety +3

      Dang, didn't know GTA be gettin' real.

    • @cypher_2259
      @cypher_2259 Před 4 lety

      SUPPOSED*

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 Před 4 lety +2

      "Get back here!"
      Criminal: *gets back there*
      House owner: "Impossible."

    • @YoungAlienBoy
      @YoungAlienBoy Před 4 lety +1

      Everybody Dislike Tnhthis Video 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏽 czcams.com/video/I--rRfdoWEI/video.html

  • @stellarustarcet9803
    @stellarustarcet9803 Před rokem +2

    All I can think about is how he ran up damp carpet with socks, that feeling must be worse then putting your socks back on after being at the beach.

  • @thecrusader9852
    @thecrusader9852 Před 2 lety +2

    More than 2 years later, and these are still phenomenal.

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo Před 4 lety +2037

    He's such a good actor you'd think he was two different people, dang.

    • @7vndayz924
      @7vndayz924 Před 4 lety +63

      Wait he’s not two different people????

    • @justiny.burner5448
      @justiny.burner5448 Před 4 lety +4

      Dxmynn no it’s the same person if you weren’t being sarcastic

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 Před 4 lety +11

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up bro

    • @outoftime6984
      @outoftime6984 Před 4 lety +2

      Riseo It is two different people

    • @jgbubbles21
      @jgbubbles21 Před 4 lety +6

      @@YoungAlienBoy who are you,

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn Před 3 lety +15316

    Caleb actually gave away his existence by yelling, "IT'S DAMP???" That's how the gamer knew. And it ain't the first time he's been robbed, so he was just casually gaming, pretending he didn't know. Such a veteran.

    • @7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196
      @7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196 Před 3 lety +504

      he wasn't gaming, he was talking to the robber the whole time

    • @Sle3plessNights
      @Sle3plessNights Před 3 lety +192

      @@7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196
      isn't that exactly what the otiginal commenter was implying? that the guy at the computer was playing it off by acting like he was gaming, but in reality he was talking to the robber?

    • @7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196
      @7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196 Před 3 lety +129

      @@Sle3plessNights no, what i meant is that he was never gaming, he was talking to the brurglar since from the very beginning, if you notice the moment the burglar enter the room, you would notice caleb's commentary actually match the burglar's movement

    • @Sle3plessNights
      @Sle3plessNights Před 3 lety +32

      @@7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196
      oh, alright! sorry for misunderstanding. :)

    • @noahjohnson1550
      @noahjohnson1550 Před 3 lety +48

      he ony took his shoes off at the steps cuz he aint wanna get his carpet dirty

  • @TemperedPuro
    @TemperedPuro Před 7 měsíci +2

    If someone tells you to get back here do not do this, It would not result in the same way. They would either kill you, arrest you, report you, or kidnapped you. However it can happen.

  • @ekales_
    @ekales_ Před 3 lety +3

    1:21 I thought he was about to start rapping.

  • @RyDaReaper
    @RyDaReaper Před 4 lety +3143

    *sneaks into house*
    “Damn this carpet clean AF”
    *takes shoes off to be respectful before robbing*

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 Před 4 lety +3542

    “GET BACK HERE!”
    “Ight I’m back wassup?”
    “Oh, what?”
    “What?”
    “What”

  • @guzman7352
    @guzman7352 Před 3 lety +6

    When he ran off and sat on the stairs to put on his shoes am dead😂😂😂😂😂

  • @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X
    @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X Před rokem +3

    Mad respect to the robber for taking off his shoes before running up.

  • @grizzleepoohbear9447
    @grizzleepoohbear9447 Před 4 lety +4350

    “That’s my name too”
    Well technically he isn’t wrong

    • @Ben-xp9ft
      @Ben-xp9ft Před 4 lety +25

      GrizzleePoohBear can you make a good comment without copying someone?

    • @fog2628
      @fog2628 Před 4 lety +47

      @@Ben-xp9ft Can you enjoy a good comment without antagonizing someone?

    • @Ben-xp9ft
      @Ben-xp9ft Před 4 lety +31

      Raiu Uchiha, the sixth Raikage! nah cuz I already enjoyed it the first time mate

    • @xilentjay4298
      @xilentjay4298 Před 4 lety +2

      dave :v

    • @whosricky
      @whosricky Před 4 lety +8

      @@Ben-xp9ft :0 dang

  • @airyfairyfae
    @airyfairyfae Před 4 lety +2092

    movie where the person is walking around a scary place and is like “hello?? is... anyone there?”
    The killer is like “oh yeah im in the kitchen making a sandwich.”

    • @Kingdom850
      @Kingdom850 Před 4 lety +120

      Damn make me a sandwich too bruv

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 Před 4 lety +3

      .

    • @skippin
      @skippin Před 4 lety +8

      @@Kingdom850 😂😂😂

    • @pac-zac1232
      @pac-zac1232 Před 4 lety +5

      Stolen

    • @skippin
      @skippin Před 4 lety +10

      @@pac-zac1232 everyone has heard that
      and nobody gives a flying shit that its stolen

  • @productivestruggle9489
    @productivestruggle9489 Před měsícem +1

    "That's my name too."
    *He's not lying*

  • @checkandmate06
    @checkandmate06 Před rokem +3

    bro probably only did the carpet part just cause he just cleaned them and wanted to show them off

  • @xxxikarixxxkb
    @xxxikarixxxkb Před 4 lety +6733

    My head Canon: he wasn't playing a game, he was looking at a security camera and was talking to the robber the entire time.

    • @justanordinarymimikyu2109
      @justanordinarymimikyu2109 Před 4 lety +351

      That’s what was actually happening though

    • @xxxikarixxxkb
      @xxxikarixxxkb Před 4 lety +268

      @@justanordinarymimikyu2109 I must have missed something because I saw nothing that gave that indication lol

    • @olivercopeland5438
      @olivercopeland5438 Před 4 lety +185

      @@xxxikarixxxkb i think what indicates it is what he's saying when the robber gets up the stairs

    • @arcturus8896
      @arcturus8896 Před 4 lety +31

      what if he actually got his carpet cleaned?

    • @14.kelvinwilliam60
      @14.kelvinwilliam60 Před 4 lety +30

      @@justanordinarymimikyu2109 i must have missed it too, they look different if you close your eye than
      *close your other eye*

  • @subscribetomippy7362
    @subscribetomippy7362 Před 4 lety +14845

    When people flex:
    Everyone: *flexes about car, mansion, business, job*
    Caleb: *clean carpet...*

    • @eggman7915
      @eggman7915 Před 4 lety +860

      That is a huge fucking flex do you know how hard it is to clean that stuff?

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 Před 4 lety +17

      Mishti Patel unoriginal

    • @lkellyjr.6146
      @lkellyjr.6146 Před 4 lety +121

      YO TENGO you’re unoriginal

    • @Believerfearless
      @Believerfearless Před 4 lety +115

      Clean carpet is important. The small details

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 Před 4 lety +5

      L Kelly Jr. i wasn’t talking to you, mind your own business

  • @nicholasdh_63
    @nicholasdh_63 Před 8 měsíci +1

    "YEAH YEAHH YEAAAAH" I love it when he says that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 Před 2 lety +1

    This is a whole story. I expected one joke and I got an epic. Amazing. You're a genius, Caleb 👏💖👏

  • @Fireboy52
    @Fireboy52 Před 4 lety +3001

    Caleb at first: Peace was never an option
    Caleb at the end: Peace is now an option

    • @orangecampfire
      @orangecampfire Před 2 lety +9

      We have the same pfp lol

    • @buggymah
      @buggymah Před 2 lety +5

      @@orangecampfire yours is more zoomed in

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz Před 2 lety +1

      Which one?

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrLoowiz i think the guy that was playing the game not sure though

    • @zaishijunior9455
      @zaishijunior9455 Před rokem +1

      Peace: *UNLOCKED*

  • @mist7936
    @mist7936 Před 4 lety +21554

    People when stealing : they go for expensive stuff
    Caleb : steals a stool

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus Před rokem +2

    Let's be real
    Caleb made this video to mad flex his clean carpet

  • @vantablack3831
    @vantablack3831 Před 5 měsíci +1

    So the Caleb robbing the house is a Doppelgänger of the Caleb playing video games. He wasn't lying when he said his name was Caleb, but he realizes that the wallet in his pocket was actually the OTHER Caleb's wallet. That's also why he wanted to "talk about his behavior LATELY."
    Because he KNOWS it's not like him to rob a house.

  • @niellezan
    @niellezan Před 4 lety +11536

    Caleb: *breaks into just to steal a small table*

    • @VoyivodaFTW1
      @VoyivodaFTW1 Před 4 lety +805

      Economy is bad. Times are tough. Tables are scarce.

    • @shacarrgreen
      @shacarrgreen Před 4 lety +494

      At a certain age u begin to realize how expensive furniture is and that small table looked real nice to a nigga tbh

    • @pkkiller_apathy4568
      @pkkiller_apathy4568 Před 4 lety +136

      Facts man I wish I could steal me a nice couch this IKEA thing is garbage.

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 Před 4 lety +31

      "Raiders have given up and are stealing what they can and leaving"
      "Why did you steal that when there's something more valuable next to it?"

    • @spookson5679
      @spookson5679 Před 4 lety +6

      @@pkkiller_apathy4568 1:09

  • @samidavalos
    @samidavalos Před 4 lety +1338

    "Its still damp they cleaned this?!"
    "Do you know how hard it is to-"
    *takes shoes off* xD

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 Před 4 lety +24

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Shut up

    • @edsbegaming507
      @edsbegaming507 Před 4 lety +2

      Spooky Filmz Ent. I mean, who said you had to ask for us to do that?

    • @vegetaissuperiortogoku5471
      @vegetaissuperiortogoku5471 Před 4 lety +2

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Bruh nobody likes you go some where

    • @jayaali5963
      @jayaali5963 Před 4 lety +1

      @@YoungAlienBoy How did you mess up spelling comment so badly?

  • @LinkGotHopz
    @LinkGotHopz Před 2 lety

    by far the best channel I've ever watched keep up good work man

  • @anthonyhernandez4266
    @anthonyhernandez4266 Před rokem +1

    The understanding blink at the end.