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[@Luxembourgz6101]

"Did you hear the joke about the plane"
"No"
"Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head"

[@ilovemusic_194]

I laughed!

[@Alien-qg2yn]

I don't jet it.

[@MarmaladeWizard]

@@Alien-qg2yn Oh,You!

[@jerimiahhardy2701]

@@Alien-qg2yn ha ha ha 🥲

[@noteshira8011]

That's a good one

[@kelhelle]

“How do you keep an idiot waiting?”
“I’ll tell you later”

[@TaliIsaia]

"why did the men throw the butter outside the window".
Idk, why?
"To see the butter-fly".

[@pandavibes1704]

DANG

[@GranTube]

What does Batman and a thief have in common?
They both can’t leave a store without Robin

[@NotKnown-ed2bw]

What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Why can’t skeletons sky dive?
Because they don’t have the guts
If two vegans fight is it still considered beef?
I’m on a sea food diet
I see food and I eat
10 likes for more than

[@Itzizizzy]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that

[@Tekashimeikito]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@red-gp9ohh]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw overused jokes

[@I_Seem_To_Be_Lost]

"Dad, what's dark humor?"
" see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. "
" dad. You know I'm blind. "

[@Horses_I]

💀😨😆

[@psycho_cosplays]

🤣lol

[@blakhart7294]

Ohhh noooo 😔😔

[@LittleNightmaresFan.]

Oop

[@b_u_b_b_a]

That’s my joke

[@vkazzz8365]

“What did 50 do when he was hungry,”
“58”
- A very wise man

[@purplecrown2107]

😂😂 wt

[@bigaraga]

Yes

[@-ImJammedYT-]

Fifty ate

[@cat_luvrr]

OHHH I GET IT LOL

[@asha461]

Fifty ate skdhfjdvx

[@KabirChattopadhyay1991]

"I have a dog without a nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"Terrible."

[@Rayney_is_CRAZY]

“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?”
“ Special forces”

[@stillhere1425]

😆

[@paimon6626]

"What did the ghost say to another ghost?"
"Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"

[@nerdychez2440]

Wow just wow

[@Rain1Haz3]

Hahahahhahaha

[@sevenjt9341]

Almost….
Almost

[@charlie_aizawa]

Omg nooooooooo🤚😭

[@demonicanimations3579]

Kinda

[@Brick.McArthur]

"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?"
"Why?"
"Because he's dead"
Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes

[@GachaSam11107]

I love this- 😭✋

[@YD_.]

You got me

[@mythicalstuff2261]

Thats dark-

[@GachaSam11107]

@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀

[@strange_blade811]

Underrated

[@boy_kisser17]

"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long?"
"Because then it would be *a foot* ."

[@AVERYBAVERY0123]

This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy

[@feliciagaffney1998]

It's so dumb, it's funny. I love it. 😂😂

[@isabellaalcazar7989]

“Why is Peter Pan always flying?”
“Why?”
“Cause he Neverlands”

[@welcometoasia9984]

LOLOL

[@VBEuro]

I can see this comment getting likes already

[@Raynyskies]

I lowkey love this!! 😂👏

[@niel_z]

LOL

[@bry_crochet]

No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan

[@Liamblox187]

"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?"
"Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"

[@antoniocolangelo7755]

I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming

[@Aflah5]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the
joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a
chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my
esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face
muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is
so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at
all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the
potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how
to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely
mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to
teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time
to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to
build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a
billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from
people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of
empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed
every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any
humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future
generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im
disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has
been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I
was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of
that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your
terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals
and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you
have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor
attempt

[@MarvelFanandPshyco]

"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?"
"For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂

[@beebthebootiful9509]

- "Why did the chicken cross the road??"
- "why"
- "To go to the idiot's house. Knock knock."
- "Who's there?"
- "The chicken"
Btw I just want to say I didn't make the joke, I just read it somewhere and really liked it (it became my favourite joke)

[@itzjaily]

THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I'VE READ THIS MONTH

[@dyz9kyxd917]

@°AdorbsxKars° you wanna hear the best knock knock joke it’s knock knock, who there, where when, where when who, my place tommorow you and me it’s Got me laughing everytime

[@drsupriyobhattacharya7422]

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlottw1]

Great joke 🤣🤪😊

[@hillaryhaskins2857]

😂

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Why”
“Cause’ he was dead...”
“Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Idk why?”
“Cause he was dead, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?”
“Because he was dead?”
“No, peer pressure”

[@myownhappyplace8064]

I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

@@myownhappyplace8064 :)

[@BreadBreadx4]

I’m stealing this
This was so good

[@finbro1270]

I have a knock knock joke, you start.

[@thisnameistaken2364]

@@finbro1270 knock nock

[@TimeToGetFunkyy]

“Who are the best readers?”
“who?”
“9/11 victims. they went through 90 stories in 10 seconds!”

[@justmebruh483]

Americans are on their way to delete CZcams from their devices cause oh boy too many 9/11 jokes

[@HMBRTOABLE]

“Gonna need a senzu for that one.”

[@tgibbons1234]

DAMN

[@Jarachupotter]

Dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it

[@tgibbons1234]

@@Jarachupotter nice job to ruin the moment

[@mrpotato2905]

"Ever heard of a joke about construction?"
"Nope"
"Well, I'm still working on it"

[@Lulwerofromdallas]

Imagine if a somebody got told this joke and then a fw years later somebody hits you with the yes. Lol

[@wakeupthewublins69]

“Do you know the best joke?”
“No??”
*pulls a mirror*

[@prishadutta1643]

lol underrated

[@kristycampbell7866]

👁👄👁

[@camilomadrigal8617]

Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*

[@KallMehRishu]

👍💀

[@discriminate.]

Overused

[@augisoncrack]

"Dad, what's an alcoholic?"
"Son, see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8"
"But dad theres only 2"
*Mom who see's only 1* :
Augh

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@augisoncrack]

@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around

[@precon8182]

Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.

[@yamanzee]

It is funny tho

[@IJUSTKATEI]

“Mom I need personal space!”
“You came out of my personal space.”

[@bogart5453]

"What is the hardest thing to eat"
"The wheel chair"

[@RiddleyEnlow]

Fake that stupid not even going to make me laugh sorry my brother said that it made me laugh

[@bentheben7618]

​@RiddleyEnlow can you explain I font understand that sentence

[@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz]

Its supposed to say:
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheel chair.

[@jjharson7344]

@@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz yep was gonna say the same, he got the joke wrong. take my like :)

[@zorochi181]

"Did you get a shot in the army?"
"No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."

[@okstop1317]

💀💀

[@uh8053]

LOL😭

[@queenof_imk9970]

😂😂😂

[@mockingwizard]

Okay this made me laugh

[@isimpforfoodanimepeopletha1678]

This was funnier than it should've been

[@hisokamorow-_-4131]

“My dad and Nemo have so much in common”
“They both can’t be found”

[@duck3y799]

😢

[@grimslaysx898]

Wow

[@grimslaysx898]

That got a chuckle out of me

[@uzumakinaruto2336]

U missed dory too bro

[@wistelaphdelgado17]

Deku 😪

[@bahaoudouch3057]

"A man ate a charcoal"
"Hmmmm"
"He farted smoke" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@coder436]

Gotta love the random zoom on every single cut

[@greentea9951]

"Why should you never trust an atom?"
"Why?"
"Because they make up everything"

[@Luv.schuyler]

I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”

[@hey-hellorichboy]

That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one

[@SomniCatcher07]

@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.

[@Luv.schuyler]

@@SomniCatcher07 it’s close tho

[@SomniCatcher07]

@@Luv.schuyler yh lol

[@Scrunkles]

“What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?”
“...”
“White Vans”

[@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted]

OMG HAHAHAHAA

[@jrmads_]

HAHAHHA

[@athenafied4982]

I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

[@xclemz8480]

What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho

[@Imnotcool1577]

Lol

[@vanesalumabao3022]

“What did the librarian say to the students”
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@_8miko8]

Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂

[@WhatWouldItBeThough]

😂

[@gooby2167]

“Have you seen the movie Constipated?”
“No”
“Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

This one made me snort haha

[@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@hannahjemimahrumy7135]

Looollll

[@gachaskye2625]

*long drawn out sigh of disappointment*
I can believe I laughed at this…

[@_.Rubix_Cube._]

You win it all

[@rayn3x]

My favorite joke:
"Guys I just realized the 'f' in orphan means family"
Mom: "But there isn't any 'f' in orphan-"
Mom:"oh"

[@Kdshifley]

Oh-

[@heyimiketv]

Now,Now
That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

My new favourite joke-
My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶

[@iamsue5264]

I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way

[@Jemimah______an]

"My italian friend died last week"
"She pasta way"

[@WhatWouldItBeThough]

Guys-

[@Jemimah______an]

@@gkidsgoddard7999 I did.

[@levvlovesu]

@@Jemimah______anI did too.

[@SpoonEnjoyer]

“What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean?”
“Fuckin dead.”
(Bob is also an acceptable answer)

[@banayabah]

When you laugh at everything: Lmao, this was too funny.

[@masteraccident4221]

Yes I think this is funny

[@banayabah]

@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)

[@rayy_of_darkness]

Bentellect lol

[@xx_lovelyraelynn_xx4362]

@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet

[@NoSocialSkills_]

Same ahahahaa

[@sunni8058]

My fav joke:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To get to the idiot's house"
"...?"
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"the chicken"

[@hihi-lu4mh]

ah yes

[@mdshahidullah1365]

That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao

[@mrfivehead258]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Because you didn't fucking cook it!"
Cracks me up every time lmfao.

[@itsthatdev6098]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Itxsxnny08]

BYEE LOL

[@LeoTheRepairBoi]

It wasn't The funniest but the way he delivered it Was awesome, He looks so happy

[@anithamore]

"Next joke" 😂

[@Benaidlen813]

“Did you know hellen Keller had a pet monkey?”
“No”
“She didn’t either “

[@abby-wf6pl]

underrated lol

[@EvaM00]

Please explain

[@Lemonminer]

@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.

[@EvaM00]

@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!

[@zaraamir9165]

This one's real good

[@amber5340]

"My mom died today"
"I'm sorry for your loss, here's a joke to help...
Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Not your mom"

[@melvynjeremiah5704]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sofienomeb8545]

WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS

[@blue.berry.b]

Not your mom who?

[@virtualmorgue]

@@blue.berry.b Pfft

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

Souurrrr

[@mariela8012]

-What's the scariest plant
-The Ban-BoOOOo

[@Aflah5]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the
joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be
honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a
chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my
esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face
muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is
so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at
all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the
potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how
to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely
mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet.
I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to
teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time
to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to
build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a
billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from
people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of
empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed
every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any
humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future
generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im
disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has
been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I
was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of
that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your
terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals
and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you
have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor
attempt

[@TEMPEST825]

"Why did the chicken cross the mobiüs Strip?"
"To get to the same side!"

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

Plot twist:
The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺

[@mxarii5039]

The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

@@mxarii5039 😳

[@mxarii5039]

@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂

[@elyhotninja6706]

@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments

[@__Foni__Ashe__]

@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER

[@0SOURBiTe0]

"I'm scared for the calendar"
"Why"
"Because it's days are numbered"

[@unkn0wn383]

Lol-

[@user-ey1mj2jx1q]

It's so bad it's good!

[@0SOURBiTe0]

@@user-ey1mj2jx1q Thank you

[@Nobody-ug5nv]

Actually a good joke

[@matthijsnorg9281]

Everyone thinks that joke is funny

[@JustYourAverageScroller]

“What do you call an injury on a kid”
“I don’t know what?”
“A minor injury”

[@luxusmode111]

it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this:
The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.

[@idioticbread5775]

WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

[@azrielhyde5577]

Lol RIP

[@spicytoast6890]

Lmao

[@novamation]

I JUST GOT IT 😂

[@plantx_z1891]

PFF

[@haffafawahyuddin7742]

"What do you call a cute door?"
"A what?"
"A-door-able"
👁👄👁

[@crystalizedgem5749]

Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes

[@i-eat-leaf-mold]

What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie

[@norlyn1056]

@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh

[@Accctualy]

I hate u

[@Phwebe]

“DOCTER HELP ME, I’M ADDICTED TO TWITTER!”
“Sorry I don’t follow you…”

[@karsenkeeble390]

Ok that's funny lol

[@lismusliu4424]

"Why did the plane go to his room"
"Why?"
"Because he had a bad altitude"😂

[@polyphonic-]

“What do you find on tiny beaches”
“What?”
“M I C R O W A V E S”

[@dontmindme4688]

Lol

[@sophieknikker]

Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard

[@enzaissodead]

so true.

[@Ram_Bhakt0777]

"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?"
"How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"

[@Myfirstcommenterisjimmy]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.🤣

[@Jsuhgarr]

"Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing?"
"What, no they don't!"
"Yes, because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too."
"👁️👄👁️"
"😎*Proud of myself*"
[Not originally my joke]

[@geetkahar]

Lol

[@tymonszalinski303]

Took me a few seconds to get

[@Jsuhgarr]

@@tymonszalinski303 😄lol, I'm glad you figured it out

[@cffee6999]

Explain pls, I don’t get it 😭

[@geetkahar]

@@cffee6999 10+10 is equal to 20 and 11+11 is equal to 22 which he has said by using too so he meant 11+11 is also equals twenty TOO which also pronounced as 22

[@nostalgic7498]

"What do you call an excited mute person?"
"What?"
"Speechless."

[@TheIniquitousOne279]

i dont get it

[@rajnisinghh01]

💀

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

I laughed 💀

[@EliteFrosted]

Bruh 🗿

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

@@TheIniquitousOne279, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless
and a mute person cannot speak.

[@hey_ho_its_leos_talkshow]

What pub does the twix go to? The chocolate bar 😂😂😂

[@magicpencils8151]

Plot twist : The cookies Truck Driver was Actually Milad!

[@ashdoesanimestuff8863]

hahaha ur talking abt Milad Mirg right?

[@magicpencils8151]

@@ashdoesanimestuff8863 Yes

[@1nfinity77]

This is actually funnier than those lame jokes

[@anime_edits7097]

Yessss

[@anime_edits7097]

@@1nfinity77 true

[@wave8092]

"what's the difference between orphans and apples?"
"What"
"Apples actually get picked"

[@bjc3321]

I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh

[@oliviaberkhout7540]

Kinda sad ngl

[@botarkowski6681]

Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me

[@goodaoyamavibez7764]

Rude.😒

[@ryuzen2009]

Sad and hit me in jelly lol

[@MarioPlush100ben_and_patrick]

“So I used to work at a bank but I got fired because a woman came in and told me to check her balance so I pushed her over”

[@Ayo_Sussy]

My wallet is like a Onion,
When i open it,
I cry . 😂

[@ezrajayelliot]

"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it"

[@sans1806]

Well FUUU-

[@gamerskillz4718]

😂😂😂

[@user-vj9iw6cv7m]

Is like water also works

[@unknownerror8060]

op-

[@keasiamendoza6663]

That goes for dads too

[@gempaw2069]

"knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Sir, this isn't a joke, come collect your food from the door-"

[@Aquilla_xx]

I-😂😂

[@justjoanneofficial]

@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances

[@GamingGgproYesYouNoob]

If we stab a cereal are we a cereal killer

[@Chinmayeebastia]

"How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?"
"Have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"

[@harshalatha7540]

But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol

[@Chinmayeebastia]

@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D

[@Elleyiz]

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland:
*Am I a joke to you?*

[@shadowqueen3679]

@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots

[@iamstupid5635]

Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks

[@essian8140]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Hatch"
"Hatch who?"
"Bless you, do you have a cold?"

[@snakeman-metalman157]

This is golden. 👌

[@dnaawesome5459]

Lol this cracked me up 😂

[@SiloxYT]

Not funny

[@red0222]

I smiled thanks

[@mr_rakexd1285]

Lol

[@user-sm1wh8fk4g]

My sister and I both cracked up at the end!!!!’ 😂😂

[@Pr3ppy126]

My mom said “GRANDMAS COOKIES😱😱😱😱😱”

[@tacktnot1147]

“Why do graveyards have fences?”
“Why”
“People are dying to get in”

[@tswiftbooksandcoffee]

😂

[@shivery_timbers1430]

“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”

[@Gettin_Outdoors]

Omg yes

[@st3fan735]

Haha

[@vicky-exists]

Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍

[@ath4096]

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?"
"No?!"
"It's fine, he woke up"

[@nyahnabaumeister1685]

This should have more likes. It’s so funny😂🤣

[@feistymandrill3576]

Classic 😂

[@TheFrozenCookieCrumb]

@Hanna Varghese Im confused. Tell me TvT

[@arandomhippo4798]

@@TheFrozenCookieCrumb kid napping

[@AmnaAleem2845]

This is actually kinda funny..... Or maybe my humor's broken🤡

[@Eaglesfan112]

“What do you call gooses on a road?”
“What?”
“Speedbumps”

[@yashmikasocrates]

"Why can't dinosaurs clap?"
"Because they're dead."

[@sandromaspindzelashvili5767]

Where is this from???

[@becausewhynot2552]

You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom??
Cause the p is silent.. lol

[@saraanne1703]

This made me chuckle

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I made it myself!!

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@saraanne1703 ahahahha thankyou xD

[@k1ttycat._]

“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Broken Pencil”
“Broken Pencil Who?”
*Nevermind It’s Pointless*

[@pidgey3734]

"Will you remember me forever?"
"Yes"
"Knock Knock"
"Whos There"
"you didnt remember me. now you die."
"AH SH- *gets stabbed 82 times in the back*"

[@smallpp5624]

Lol.

[@user-it8xw6vx7d]

@@pidgey3734 thats old lmao

[@mryomama6468]

Hahahahahahha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one I haven't laughed like this in a long time

[@LasqueletteRaspberry]

Do not say that to a futur writer like me xD

[@OliviaWard.209]

What’s a cheese that’s not yours nacho cheese😂😅

[@perci2275]

“Why can’t we know a computer’s gender?”
“Why”
“Because it’s actually non-binary”

[@tortia8984]

“What does my dad have in common with Nemo? 😁”
“They both can’t be found 😔”

[@Your_Local_Pacifist]

That's just sad

[@strange_blade811]

Very underrated

[@aaronprem3479]

OHHHH NOOOOOO

[@newghost1317]

Nemo was found tho..

[@tortia8984]

@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?”
“Nemo was found, my dad was not…”
But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol

[@helauurrrr]

"why do bees have sticky hairs"
Why
"They use honeycombs"
That kills me everytime

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

lmao

[@kuromi9719]

It’s not that bad

[@ilove_winxclub]

When I hear bees:
“MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

@@ilove_winxclub lmao

[@shototodoroki8057]

Pff lmao 😂

[@odisnity5]

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar-tender here?”

[@ferdousikhanom8084]

What is a wizard who has alot of hair
....
*Hairy potter*

[@chevelleroxanne171]

"a moment of silence for erasers"
*"Why?"*
"Because they give their lives for our mistakes"

[@Liz-A-Tron]

@Shaheen Jackson but true

[@sunflowergacha4560]

LMAO SO TRUEEE

[@zoseph123L]

"Jesus"

[@melinafernandez1803]

That's deep

[@felixmcbean7002]

@@melinafernandez1803 lmao I can't tell if you're joking or one of those deep kids

[@normika.]

My friend: what does the ocean says to the other ocean?
Me: sea you later
My friend: Nothing they just waved, did you sea what i did there?
Me: shore, did you sea what i did there?
My friend: stop being a beach and stealing my jokes
Me: water you saying?

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

Why the flip is this so funny

[@normika.]

@@anormaldude6427 i sea what you did there

[@Nightmareloves13]

Lol 😂 and also no cussing

[@apersonwhoexists3383]

Seen this a few times before

[@normika.]

@@Nightmareloves13 i didnt cussed, even if i cussed its my choice, not trying o be rude

[@WolfNetRexter456]

“How do trees go online”
“They forest?
“No they just log in!”
“HAHAHA”
“What’s so funny?”

[@imperalofficer3350]

I haven't seen my wife in 18 months. That's the full joke

[@taetyo]

"what do you call a pen that has wings?"
"idk"
"ok"
-my google assistent trying to make a joke

[@dialupdog]

this is funnier than every joke in the comments

[@menacingbob4220]

I didn't even laugh

[@Coookr]

Actually funny

[@pixeliique]

Airpen 👹

[@menacingbob4220]

Nope

[@JamezSucksAtLife]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.

[@Kdshifley]

Haha 😂

[@oldacc4512]

Haha 😂

[@gamersgamestorm8291]

I mean that’s the actual reason

[@Aletris24]

LOL 😂

[@phildopey5759]

thats not a joke its a fact

[@harveychinemeremani864]

why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself it was too tired

[@Spacelover385]

“Uranus can fit 63 Earths in it”
*i keep laughing when i think of this*

[@a._.person3464]

Him: _Tells The Joke_
_1 Hour Later..._
Me: _Finally Gets The Joke And Chuckles_

[@hihi-lu4mh]

Those are the best type of jokes tho

[@Raven_Ray1]

Actually me

[@zedootdoot]

So relatable

[@papitrisnat4238]

The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked

[@zedootdoot]

@@papitrisnat4238 r/wooooooooosh

[@maxJnrPille]

"how much money do you have?"
"This many"

[@personwithartistblock]

Bojack Horseman mulch joke:
I’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@kia8312]

“when does a joke become a dad joke”
“when”
“when it leaves and never comes back”

[@kurei746]

I laughed way too hard

[@whyarewe_evenhere]

💀

[@squishmallowqueen9131]

Why is this so funny?😂😂😂

[@Ellie-ec2oc]

It went to get milk

[@rinakhanna5208]

Ayooo

[@starkissed3183]

"Knock a knock"
"Who's there?"
"Broken Pencil"
"Broken Pencil who?"
"Never mind it's pointless"
Next joke:
"What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know it's a werewolf?"
"A unaware wolf!!"

[@alanamorgan5924]

I really like these! They’re not dark like the rest!

[@dougthedragon8195]

These are the "pfft haha" kind of jokes that we don't see enough of...

[@sukainas2438]

What do u call a lost wolf?
Werewolf

[@deathness3002]

What the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

[@lqdyd4856]

That’s actually funny! XD

[@ReiPintin]

Two hunters in a forest, David and John, suddenly John falls into the ground, David calls emergency
🧔🏽‍♂️ - My friend just fell into the ground here in the forest, he died
👩‍⚕️ - Okay let’s make sure he is dead
silence
💥
🧔🏽‍♂️ - Done.

[@Itanguciha]

Mudah mudahan jokes jokes jaya bisa bikin orang tertawa

[@robertodepressed9855]

"What do you call an American bee?"
"A USB"😭😭

[@cleffff]

💀

[@unknown_astro8433]

I laughed

[@Hello-et9lw]

Haha that’s actually funny! I hope you don’t mind me stealing it hehe😁

[@kenmak.7926]

Okay this one actually did make me giggle

[@epik80085]

I accually laughed at this joke and at the same time i was drinking water the water burst out breh

[@jelbis7978]

“what do you call a mexican man who lost his car?”
“carlos” LMAOOOOOOOO

[@amimirkat]

BROO LAMO

[@paro9457]

LMFAO *giggly*

[@cherries9672]

THIS HAD NO RIGHT BEING THIS FUNNY

[@nihilus757]

*giggity*

[@tiffanyb6747]

I actually knew a Mexican guy name Carlos and his car was stolen in a Walmart parking lot

[@MrBear549]

That’s not a joke, THATS A GODDAMN RIDDLE

[@gamingcatgirl]

What did the librarian say to the student
When it said read more that was the actual answer to the joke 😂

[@joicerajeev]

"I need to buy curtains for my computer"
"Why?"
"Cuz it has Windows"

[@sushi_.]

Lol

[@bakedpotato.]

This one got me 😂

[@janetboateng3343]

K that's funny

[@khanradi3941]

"I need to buy cheese for my computer"
"Why?"
"Cuz it is a Mac"

[@ahmadibrahimshahmi3538]

hmm what abt linux?

[@princeali12345]

"Why can't orphans play baseball?"
"Why?"
*"Because they can't run home."*

[@julijaz1029]

that's a bit risky to say

[@Not_Xqd]

Lmaoo

[@stubbisloth5556]

OOF

[@migzilla5575]

@@julijaz1029 the risk is definitely worth the reward

[@arnbeyaz6801]

Oh no. Such a dark and a funny joke though😂🤣

[@Tbhklover68]

People only don’t find that funny because they’re so used to hurtful racist jokes

[@bridittebargeot2679]

Those are funny, too! I don't discriminate jokes!

[@YO-ITS-JONY_]

"What do you call a lion with no eyes?"
"Samsung smart refrigerator" 💀