Dave Chappelle On Gynecologists

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  • čas přidán 3. 09. 2022
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  • @guillermorojasc
    @guillermorojasc Před rokem +108187

    My dad was a gynecologist and shit he always said: "There are things you don't wanna know son, even I wish I didn't know"

    • @Mr_Facts
      @Mr_Facts Před rokem +11033

      I have a nurse in the family. Her stories about child birth are.....let's just say....smelly.

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss Před rokem +31

      As a man who had a women doctor fondle my testicles and tell me to cough one time, honestly to me, at the time I would've preferred a man but looking back I changed my mind because that kinda seems kinda gay don't it? And at least she was professional about it

    • @bluemesquita6148
      @bluemesquita6148 Před rokem +3527

      i would love to hear his stories

    • @guillermorojasc
      @guillermorojasc Před rokem +6107

      @@bluemesquita6148 some are downright funny house. Other are really traumatic after 40 years of career you see a hell of a lot things.

    • @pebblepod30
      @pebblepod30 Před rokem +2292

      @@guillermorojasc wow WE'RE LISTENING!!....

  • @sgtigereye
    @sgtigereye Před rokem +38984

    If I was a gynecologist I would whisper “pussy” anytime I was alone just to feel like a badass breaking the law.

  • @Bat.of.the.graveyard
    @Bat.of.the.graveyard Před rokem +4261

    “men shouldn’t be gynecologist, its a conflict of interest”
    lesbians: 👀

  • @josephc1455
    @josephc1455 Před rokem +1523

    My uncles a gynecologist, he’s skinny with super small hands and when people leave d reviews they’re always like “he’s super gentle and careful not to hurt me”. He has a guy come up to his house once accusing him of having sex with his wife… until my uncles husband walked out of the bathroom and asked what was going on😂

  • @cadillacjack3240
    @cadillacjack3240 Před rokem +21584

    "that shit is a conflict of interest" I cracked up

    • @electric336
      @electric336 Před rokem +67

      It really is, though 😂

    • @KizzleLife89
      @KizzleLife89 Před rokem +29

      Facts doe unless he’s part of the alphabet boys

    • @Jizvarn
      @Jizvarn Před rokem +19

      It’s the “Finger Licking” that cracked me up. Brought back memories of the young days of Finger Blasting the girls in class and Ranked them according to tastiness..... From *Hot Gourmet Meal* to *Frozen TV-Dinner*

    • @allanjaskson566
      @allanjaskson566 Před rokem +33

      My Father was a gynecologist. All the women in our town always came to his office because he always did the best work. All the women In our town also came to my father to deliver their babies... Men who are Actually good doctors are good people. My father was making 175k a year in this profession.

    • @rRekko
      @rRekko Před rokem +9

      Same thing I said to my wife's sister when she told us she'd be a gynecologist in a week, 2 years ago, and she's been a lesbian for 6 years.

  • @lemao851
    @lemao851 Před rokem +3684

    Bro looked like his head was overheating until the camera angle changed ☠️

  • @YurieJah
    @YurieJah Před rokem +1154

    Lmfao he has a way of setting up a brilliant joke so casually that sometimes you almost underestimate it lol

    • @RoodJood
      @RoodJood Před rokem +8

      Exactly! He has one joke where he tells you in advance the punchline "I kicked her in the pussy" then proceeds to tell a 10 min story about growing up poor and comparing his life to rich white kids in his school. The story ends at a dinner with one his white friends' family when Chappelle finally whips out the punchline in a hilarious manner about his friend's mom ---' you'd forgotten it a long time ago!

    • @ethnmp3
      @ethnmp3 Před rokem +3

      @@RoodJood facts 😭

    • @SumOneSomewhere
      @SumOneSomewhere Před rokem +2

      That’s why he’s the GOAT

    • @blakman1982
      @blakman1982 Před rokem

      Greatest stand-up comedian ever

  • @jasonmcclenahan8354
    @jasonmcclenahan8354 Před rokem +326

    I thought his head was steaming at first 😂😂😂

  • @thenecromancer5007
    @thenecromancer5007 Před rokem +7115

    I swear this guy just has random shower thoughts and those thoughts become a special 🤣

    • @Hano..
      @Hano.. Před rokem +191

      Bro literally talked once about how he puts his jokes in a bowl and pulls them out at random

    • @brad563
      @brad563 Před rokem +26

      Yeah like he puts no effort into his standup anymore. Yup

    • @ramzichouk4080
      @ramzichouk4080 Před rokem +9

      It's weed lool

    • @chucksmash1
      @chucksmash1 Před rokem +65

      And yet his specials are still funny as fukk. Genius comedic intellect.

    • @dmob39
      @dmob39 Před rokem +1

      @@brad563 lol you tired it lame ass nigga

  • @davidlea850
    @davidlea850 Před rokem +10140

    It doesn’t even feel like stand up, it feels like his just talking to you.

  • @allurahmarie
    @allurahmarie Před rokem +436

    Personally, I had a better pregnancy experience with a male obgyn than the female one. The female doctors think they know what you're feeling or something, male ones straight up have no idea what I'm feeling, and actually listen. It's strange

    • @robertswoboda3328
      @robertswoboda3328 Před rokem +22

      This tracks with how we as humans…male and female work

    • @Parth-gx1nw
      @Parth-gx1nw Před rokem +7

      And some people still want equal pay

    • @laneybug003
      @laneybug003 Před rokem

      @@Parth-gx1nw Something’s wrong with you 🫶

    • @ShellyTheSeal
      @ShellyTheSeal Před rokem +6

      @@Parth-gx1nw What kind of incel shit is that? Where the fuck did that come from?

    • @cat_in_the_bag
      @cat_in_the_bag Před rokem +54

      @@Parth-gx1nw what does this have to do with anything LMAO

  • @jeiro6513
    @jeiro6513 Před rokem +214

    “I don’t think men should be gynecologist”
    “Oooh”

    • @rebeccamohlake7260
      @rebeccamohlake7260 Před rokem +3

      That's a red flag right there😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @ItzPandaJr
    @ItzPandaJr Před rokem +10372

    I thought his head was steaming but he just smoking lmaooo

  • @lupo.420
    @lupo.420 Před rokem +7616

    Bruh I'm so high rn I thought his head was hot af and steaming and all but it was his blunt 💀

    • @jordansawolf8091
      @jordansawolf8091 Před rokem +516

      Bro I’m sober and thought it was

    • @realdrops4671
      @realdrops4671 Před rokem +102

      @@jordansawolf8091 also sober also thought it was steam from his head lol

    • @TaevianaR
      @TaevianaR Před rokem +71

      I was lookin for this comment, had me thinkin “nobody goin talk about his head smoking?”

    • @septbaaby
      @septbaaby Před rokem +6

      i don’t think hes holding a blunt

    • @KlintKaras
      @KlintKaras Před rokem +1

      Cigar*

  • @skystruck236
    @skystruck236 Před rokem +361

    The good thing about male gyno’s though is they are way more considerate and gentle because they have NO IDEA what any medical exam or procedure feels like so they are extra careful to not hurt you or cause further discomfort. Female gyno’s just be ramming stuff in there telling you it’s not that bad 😂

    • @maggiemccormick2359
      @maggiemccormick2359 Před rokem +15

      Why is this true

    • @alexie101010
      @alexie101010 Před rokem +5

      Right?! I don’t get it!!!!!

    • @deez583
      @deez583 Před rokem +14

      my wife said the same thing but i still rather her getting a females

    • @chooseaname000
      @chooseaname000 Před rokem +5

      Same my female obgyn yelled at me cause my vag couldn’t relax enough for a speculum .

    • @alexie101010
      @alexie101010 Před rokem +18

      @@chooseaname000 my OBGYN literally said to me that she needed to get a “child sized” speculum because my vaginal opening was too small. In the past I talked about it with peers in a joking way until my current boss who is a midwife told me that was extremely rude, belittling, and horrible bedside manners. Idk what these female OBGYNs are on, but they need a slice of humble pie and empathy. A lot of women are trauma survivors… they should be kinder 😢

  • @cisaiah2402
    @cisaiah2402 Před rokem +179

    I'd pay all day to see Chapelle, NEVER gets old and ALWAYS, ALWAYS! never lets you down.

    • @daytonsteven23
      @daytonsteven23 Před rokem

      Now switch the nevers and the always in your statement, and it’s correct

    • @cisaiah2402
      @cisaiah2402 Před rokem

      @@daytonsteven23 😱 oh my, look, an English professor / web hero here on youtube, spare me your wise-dum.🤣

  • @kyoukoujin
    @kyoukoujin Před rokem +4183

    Bruh, I'd seen a male doctor shoved his whole fist to take out the remaining placenta inside the pregnant woman. Looked like a Mortal Kombat finisher move.

    • @DA-bn9ny
      @DA-bn9ny Před rokem +284

      💀

    • @invisiblekid7374
      @invisiblekid7374 Před rokem +128

      🤣😂🤣

    • @atharvakokaje5818
      @atharvakokaje5818 Před rokem +382

      Yup, if they don't do that Mortal Kombat finisher, the bleeding wouldn't stop and the mother's health would be seriously compromised. 🙈
      So in a way that move truly is a "Finisher for the pregnancy".
      After that they just sew up whatever damage the vagina and vulva had and the woman is out of danger⚡

    • @entropy3615
      @entropy3615 Před rokem +209

      @@atharvakokaje5818 Every now and then I'm reminded why I'm afraid of kids. That sounds terrifying.

    • @davidmcfall7067
      @davidmcfall7067 Před rokem +39

      Me and my ex-wife had three kids together LOL all natural yep male doctor every time LOL

  • @petermelnyk7664
    @petermelnyk7664 Před rokem +25095

    Pizza delivery guys and gynaecologist have this in common ....they can both smell it but they cant eat it.

  • @edb3366
    @edb3366 Před rokem +76

    Having to see the daily horrors that brings them into your office is probably enough to put you off of it for life

  • @Ayooosusmaryosep
    @Ayooosusmaryosep Před rokem +53

    I thought the smoke was coming out of his head at first

  • @yourhucklebearer9451
    @yourhucklebearer9451 Před rokem +8454

    Being a gynecologist is like being a Ferrari mechanic you only get to play with them when they're broken

  • @rykerallen382
    @rykerallen382 Před rokem +8590

    A gynecologist told me that in retrospect, he’d rather been a vet or teacher. He puts Vic’s Vapor Rub on his upper lip because one time the smell was so bad, he almost passed out. 😂

    • @chitownr3604
      @chitownr3604 Před rokem +654

      Naw bruh 😭 shit was stanky ash 😂

    • @lovelygirl1730
      @lovelygirl1730 Před rokem +80

      Wow

    • @siristarburst9
      @siristarburst9 Před rokem +71

      Oh God

    • @johnallen970
      @johnallen970 Před rokem

      Bruv....too much mental imagery

    • @fearporn4386
      @fearporn4386 Před rokem +796

      😂🤣😂🤣 A girlfriend's dad did the same thing, because he said the majority of his time is dealing with nasty issues...we took him to a club in town one night and he said, "I can't say much, but I can tell you this much, about 40% of the women in here currently have issues...so I hope you're not taking any of these ladies home at the end of the night!!"😂🤣🤢🤮

  • @Abdikadirwarsame
    @Abdikadirwarsame Před rokem +32

    This guy is from another planet. The barbecue thing got me chuckle😂

  • @kailaan134
    @kailaan134 Před rokem +58

    I never would have chosen to be a gynecologist because of one thing. I know that by the end of it I would inevitably hate my job and then come back home, wife dressed all sexy in some roleplay shit, and then I be like, "Aw gawd! Put that shit away, I've seen enough today as is!"

    • @mavis.lahar2001
      @mavis.lahar2001 Před 11 měsíci

      you were pushed out from that place brother 💀 along with blood and vaginal sticky fluids. Why do straight guys hate the appearance of Vaginas when they themselves can't get get enough of it 💀 it's contradictory. I'm a virgin myself so I don't really get it, it sounds like they're one centimeters away from being gay.

  • @mr.d.6529
    @mr.d.6529 Před rokem +5248

    What have gynaecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it.

  • @krystalrose5874
    @krystalrose5874 Před rokem +2356

    I had the same thoughts on men being gynecologists. I was pregnant at 19 and I only wanted female doctors my thought was "they don't have a vagina they don't know what it's like". A couple years later I actually met with a male gynecologist and he was the ONLY one that wanted to figure out why my periods were almost 2 weeks long. Every female gynecologist just said "oh that sucks" he was the only one that actually tried to figure out why they were that long because they're not supposed to be that long!

    • @Ardzeiks
      @Ardzeiks Před rokem

      He liked your puss, but he found out in the end or nah? Cliffhanger :(

    • @childcannibalism5080
      @childcannibalism5080 Před rokem +208

      Yeah makes sense they don't know what it's like so they are worried of doing something wrong but have the same tecnical knowledge and skills of female gynecologists.

    • @Doc-hp5wf
      @Doc-hp5wf Před rokem +61

      @@childcannibalism5080 it doesn't matter if u have vagina or not , men or women some people are rough with patients when a day is bad. Male gynaecologicalists are saints nobody deals with shouting, yelling.

    • @childcannibalism5080
      @childcannibalism5080 Před rokem +82

      @@Doc-hp5wf yes everyone has a rough day and are rougher but it makes sense why male gynos are *generally* more gentle.

    • @fleuve4737
      @fleuve4737 Před rokem +58

      I'm pretty sure that this has nothing to do with gender, but rateher with how competent a doctor is. And I'm sorry to hear that u weren't taken seriously ealier.

  • @dettalife9226
    @dettalife9226 Před rokem +14

    Bro is that steam coming off is head😂

  • @uselessinformation1702
    @uselessinformation1702 Před rokem +4888

    “How can they not? These are men” 💀💀

  • @oogaboogashooga880
    @oogaboogashooga880 Před rokem +3793

    “That pwussy is 👌”

  • @rachaelramirez2194
    @rachaelramirez2194 Před rokem +29

    My last one was a gay man and I only found out because I was a little uncomfortable and told him that I was. And then he flailed his hands in the air and said I’m gay if that helps and I said it makes sense

  • @neonloneliness1
    @neonloneliness1 Před rokem +14

    i've heard that in the delivery room male OBs are much more understanding and nice bc they're genuinely in awe of what women have to go through whereas the female OBs are like "yeah yeah we all do it quit complaining and push"

  • @creepypastasmaster
    @creepypastasmaster Před rokem +2146

    I thought his head was steaming for a sec

  • @goldmanmartinez2678
    @goldmanmartinez2678 Před rokem +5112

    Just like having barbecue, that have me dying 😂🤣.

    • @gregkunst8199
      @gregkunst8199 Před rokem +8

      Ikr lol

    • @laydia13
      @laydia13 Před rokem +5

      Me toooo

    • @abdullmohamed3726
      @abdullmohamed3726 Před rokem +4

      This legend he's the real 🐐 for real 😂 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @OomegaLuL
      @OomegaLuL Před rokem +5

      Yeah and the most women who see obgyn are usually 70+ ages. Yeah definitely barbeque

    • @whannabi
      @whannabi Před rokem +1

      @@OomegaLuL No one's against a good dry-aged steak

  • @acciokatherine
    @acciokatherine Před rokem +16

    As a woman, I refuse to go to a male gynecologist, and I will DIE on this hill.

  • @alishamoss6801
    @alishamoss6801 Před rokem +11

    “How Can They Not These Are Men” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He Makes The Simplest Shit Sooo Funny
    True Talent

  • @Cameron_Art
    @Cameron_Art Před rokem +2614

    When he said "When men have good Barbecue" I cried 😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @brotherdj777
      @brotherdj777 Před rokem +4

      The bible compares our life to a vapor that quickly disappears, or a plant that is here today and gone tomorrow. Do you think about what happens after you are gone? Where is your soul going? Have you heard of a place called heaven and a place called hell? Today I want to urge you to surrender your life to God. Salvation is gifted to us from God out of pure love. All we need to do is believe and follow Jesus Christ. This scripture sums it up.
      For God so loved the world that He sent His only begotten Son, that whoever believes on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16
      Turn your life over to Christ today, tomorrow may be too late. If you have any comments or questions feel free to ask me.

    • @airricoutdoors2045
      @airricoutdoors2045 Před rokem +6

      He said, “When you…”, not just when men. But yea that part had me rolling.

    • @TheMrBMH
      @TheMrBMH Před rokem

      @@brotherdj777 take your bible humping ass on somewhere…

    • @dougie2fly511
      @dougie2fly511 Před rokem

      @@brotherdj777 Amen 🙏🏼

    • @zacallen2520
      @zacallen2520 Před rokem

      @@airricoutdoors2045 he said, “when men.” Nice try though.

  • @optimusprime5794
    @optimusprime5794 Před rokem +2423

    Dave Chappelle's so good, he touches all areas of life without even realizing it

  • @xxmemorylifexx7025
    @xxmemorylifexx7025 Před rokem +10

    mans head is steamin like a titan

  • @chvfd687
    @chvfd687 Před rokem +15

    Gynecologists are like pizza delivery guys. Have to look at it all day and can't eat it

  • @idahohusker7655
    @idahohusker7655 Před rokem +2820

    This man is so quick witted and smart that his brain is smoking trying to keep up with his comedy

    • @ms.m9582
      @ms.m9582 Před rokem

      😂🤣🤍

    • @Zurdo_Grease
      @Zurdo_Grease Před rokem +33

      He's literally smoking a blunt

    • @jakes.4147
      @jakes.4147 Před rokem +5

      @@Zurdo_Grease don’t think he is

    • @Zurdo_Grease
      @Zurdo_Grease Před rokem +13

      @@jakes.4147 bro you serious?

    • @daltonsanders8011
      @daltonsanders8011 Před rokem +26

      @@Zurdo_Grease I’m pretty sure that was a joke u literally see him hit the blunt twice u would have to be blind to miss it

  • @Metsfan1986
    @Metsfan1986 Před rokem +2155

    I love how the crowd progressively laughed more but sounded more disgusted as the joke went along

    • @specter8522
      @specter8522 Před rokem +43

      It's like looking at something disgusting but you still want to see.

    • @Metsfan1986
      @Metsfan1986 Před rokem +6

      @@specter8522 Lol yes.

    • @tonycox7802
      @tonycox7802 Před rokem +14

      Its like sniffing spoiled milk though knowing what it smells like.

    • @austincloud9816
      @austincloud9816 Před rokem +8

      Lmao you hear the lady when he says guys shouldn't be go "ohh"😂

    • @katcarnes2491
      @katcarnes2491 Před rokem

      Cringey but funny.

  • @highbee6057
    @highbee6057 Před rokem +8

    The barbecue line took me out 😂

  • @therealbrokeboy226
    @therealbrokeboy226 Před rokem +46

    My dad was a gynecologist, that’s how he met my mom 🙂

  • @itsmylife4048
    @itsmylife4048 Před rokem +2796

    “Tell me what to look for”…that’s hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jimscott5193
      @jimscott5193 Před rokem +1

      What about big girl's face? when he said that smelling your finger bit.!

  • @SolZaer
    @SolZaer Před rokem +8637

    My mom likes male gynecologist bc the female one she had blew off her worries or concerns. Since she was a woman too she had an attitude that she already knew what she should have or feel. Also, she was rough. The male was sympathetic and by the book.

    • @naoualelghanam6613
      @naoualelghanam6613 Před rokem +252

      i like the female gynecologist bc she understands me more..

    • @icarusfx
      @icarusfx Před rokem +1514

      Funny enough you’re more likely to get sympathy from the opposite sex. I’m a man, had 5 different male doctors check me out and they all told me I was fine.
      6th doctor was a woman - sent me for an mri and bloodwork. Confirmed MS. I’d be in a wheelchair right now instead of getting around with a cane without her.
      If I found her first i might not even need the cane.

    • @purplefloyd1513
      @purplefloyd1513 Před rokem +228

      I think you should have the option to choose, simply put

    • @anneboostrom2810
      @anneboostrom2810 Před rokem +193

      Omg I'm glad you said that. I was gonna say the same. I have a male doctor and have allowed training doctors to do exams and they are so gentle and cautious. At one point I wanted to tell the trainee to hurry up! Get in and get out! Lol I still laugh about it cause he was so nervous.

    • @AlohiAlora
      @AlohiAlora Před rokem +70

      @JC SS holy fuck

  • @cumonmaaannn8067
    @cumonmaaannn8067 Před rokem +14

    Everyone wants to be a gynaecologist, but they forget you are mainly dealing with the stinky ones that’ve got something wrong with’em.

    • @dimitrakapa4887
      @dimitrakapa4887 Před rokem +2

      Ouhh 🤮🤮🤢

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx Před rokem +3

      which is most anyway, lol.

    • @misslee6788
      @misslee6788 Před rokem +1

      @@BWater-yq3jx lmao that's not true. Just cause the ones you've had are gross. You can tell about a woman with how they dress and take care of themselves on the outside....choose wisely. Women who work in healthcare say the men smell worse so I'm guessing that happens when ppl don't shower and wipe right lol I am 34 years old and don't have foul smelling 🐱 never get infections...ever.

  • @kanthan3ppr
    @kanthan3ppr Před rokem +11

    Conflict of interest 😂😂

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake Před rokem +6670

    Gynecologists have seen some stuff that will put them off of vaginas for life, bro...there are some *NASTY* women out there and they're the ones who have to fix 'em up.

    • @godofchaoskhorne5043
      @godofchaoskhorne5043 Před rokem +1

      Yeah they also get to see the vaginas of very attractive women in their early 20s. And also underage girls which makes me uncomfortable af.
      People are freaks. There is no profession thats safe from freaks. Remember that sports doctor who had assaulted all those underage athletes?

    • @my.basement.is.full.
      @my.basement.is.full. Před rokem

      Facts. My old bitch pussy always stank even if she jus got out the shower. I can imagine pretty well what that guy had to go throug😢

    • @Sleepszn379
      @Sleepszn379 Před rokem +143

      Yeah but if they already weirdos u really think weird shit will change them 🤣

    • @LZvv96310
      @LZvv96310 Před rokem +320

      @@Sleepszn379 smells and textures go a ong way

    • @smugslider3690
      @smugslider3690 Před rokem +70

      @@LZvv96310 a very, very long way

  • @bebedordecoca
    @bebedordecoca Před rokem +673

    He's so smart his brain is overheating

    • @ritz8327
      @ritz8327 Před rokem +1

      Bro I thought I was the only one after no one commented 😭

    • @sunipye7051
      @sunipye7051 Před rokem

      @@ritz8327 HAHAHA FR

    • @j.b.8546
      @j.b.8546 Před rokem

      Cooking like an egg on the summer sidewalk

  • @raimahossain2174
    @raimahossain2174 Před rokem +8

    Honestly tho, how is he THIS good??! I’ve watched plenty of stand up.. Chapelle is on another planet, delivering his genius with perfection every time!

  • @leahnicole0315
    @leahnicole0315 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That subtle sly chuckle to himself had me rollin 😂😂

  • @rockjock3
    @rockjock3 Před rokem +3661

    I heard the story once of an attractive male gynecologist who when asked why he remained single he said he loved women and dating women, but after a hard day of examinations and deliveries, he was just like, "If I see one more vagina today, I'm gonna lose it!"
    When it's your job, sometimes even your dream job, you begin to hate it on some level. Just ask a video game tester/developer.

    • @jacobladder248
      @jacobladder248 Před rokem

      So he’s gay

    • @Deantle
      @Deantle Před rokem +180

      This is literally from the show friends😅

    • @guess2820
      @guess2820 Před rokem +78

      Thats because, we imagine the nice ones. But when it become a job. It become.random and no.more selective. It loses its appeal real fast.

    • @STMARTIN009
      @STMARTIN009 Před rokem +5

      Well Follow the Rainbow I guess.lol

    • @oxydiva
      @oxydiva Před rokem +39

      they say janitors have the messiest homes

  • @colbywarren7527
    @colbywarren7527 Před rokem +2031

    I love Dave Chappelle, dudes making people laugh, living his life, all while smoking a blunt like he’s back at home, certified G

    • @reissmain6573
      @reissmain6573 Před rokem +40

      It’s a cigarette he got from a member of the crowd, he smokes in there to protest against the ban of smoking indoors (not really protesting he just does it cos he can)

    • @Daize504
      @Daize504 Před rokem +7

      It's a cigarette. Watch the stand up

    • @colbywarren7527
      @colbywarren7527 Před rokem +6

      @@Daize504 damn, wrap confused me

    • @daekwonrose3160
      @daekwonrose3160 Před rokem +1

      @@colbywarren7527 That one word triggered their poindexter senses

    • @Kyronite
      @Kyronite Před rokem +1

      Ah yes one of those filtered blunts...

  • @danialexis9854
    @danialexis9854 Před rokem +24

    i thought his head was smoking in the beginning

  • @ellenrawls7557
    @ellenrawls7557 Před rokem +5

    Laughed so freakin hard. I remember once at the gynecologist he told me I had a tight grip......thought that was strange for him to say that.

  • @FloWoodEnT123
    @FloWoodEnT123 Před rokem +1982

    "Tell me what to look for! ✌🏾"

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Před rokem +8

      He was aiming like he gonna snipe that woman.

    • @lengman841
      @lengman841 Před rokem

      Funniest part😂

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy Před rokem +984

    0:16 Dave: "I don't think men should be allowed to be Gynecologists."
    One very straight woman: "Ohhh!" lol

    • @mango8999
      @mango8999 Před rokem

      ? Why would that make her straight

    • @_AmikaC_
      @_AmikaC_ Před rokem +29

      Right. That was the “oh no you di’n” for whyte ppl.
      😂😂😂

    • @theK48
      @theK48 Před rokem +42

      😂 she sounded pressed like that was her only preference. 😂

    • @debbiemumford
      @debbiemumford Před rokem +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lillielevros-desir227
      @lillielevros-desir227 Před rokem +5

      @@theK48 On everything she did!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like her husband is a gynecologist

  • @vinayak2389
    @vinayak2389 Před rokem +7

    The smoke thru his head in the beginning 💀

  • @JayJones-xz1fl
    @JayJones-xz1fl Před rokem +17

    He's funny but he brings up some great questions that many never even thought of

  • @cloudz5736
    @cloudz5736 Před rokem +844

    “I don’t think men should be allowed to be gynecologist’s”
    Random girl in the background: “ *oh* 😀 “

    • @rorysnow7937
      @rorysnow7937 Před rokem +24

      I thought she was saying No. as if she disagrees with the statement

    • @victoriababy2205
      @victoriababy2205 Před rokem +6

      @@rorysnow7937 that's what I heard too

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 Před rokem +26

      @@rorysnow7937 to me it sounded like an "Oh" but in a way that she disagreed

    • @arinevermore
      @arinevermore Před rokem

      Sus

    • @lillustpotion
      @lillustpotion Před rokem +10

      No she said “no” as in that she agrees! Most women known it’s hella weird that there are male gynaecologists.

  • @BRIPZ
    @BRIPZ Před rokem +739

    “As a waiter, when you get home you think to yourself, if I have to look at one more cup of coffee.” ☕️

    • @deliachavez9219
      @deliachavez9219 Před rokem +9

      lemme just remove my earrings real quick 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @TheOvercomingGeneration
      @TheOvercomingGeneration Před rokem

      😲🫣

    • @jessica8072
      @jessica8072 Před rokem +24

      This reminds me of Rachel green from friends 😆

    • @BigRheno
      @BigRheno Před rokem +4

      As someone who’s family owns an ice cream and coffee shop, nah. Ain’t true, I still drink like 4 cups a day. Only difference is that I switch up my syrup, amounts, and spices. Half pump of vanilla and some ground cinnamon is just nice sometimes.
      Also yes, I a heretic that mixes my syrup into the coffee instead of using the pour. I have what I want.

    • @deliachavez9219
      @deliachavez9219 Před rokem +10

      @@BigRheno what he said, was a reference from the show friends.

  • @Gurtington
    @Gurtington Před rokem +10

    That one girl in the back "OOOOHHHHHH"

  • @calebemmanuel1429
    @calebemmanuel1429 Před rokem +8

    Dave could say just about anything and you just get a laugh rather than normal reactions

  • @thepalehorse1980
    @thepalehorse1980 Před rokem +2167

    It's like going into a smoke shop, you have to ask for a tobacco pipe. If you call it a bowl or bong, they'll kick you out of the store.

    • @indicaking
      @indicaking Před rokem +123

      Not where I live lmao

    • @sethwinters3556
      @sethwinters3556 Před rokem +83

      @@indicaking yeah man rest of America needs to catch up and legalize that shit asap

    • @r4ng3k03r1
      @r4ng3k03r1 Před rokem +29

      Not true at all when weed was illegal I always said let me get that bong you must live in NYC or somewhere. But now weeds legal here so it's no problem vut ivr never ever been kicked out for saying I want to buy that bong because they WANT THE MONEY

    • @thepalehorse1980
      @thepalehorse1980 Před rokem +4

      @@r4ng3k03r1 Philadelphia.

    • @thepalehorse1980
      @thepalehorse1980 Před rokem +8

      @@r4ng3k03r1 Philadelphia and it's still illegal here. You wouldn't think so if you walked down the street but it still is.

  • @alyssiataylor546
    @alyssiataylor546 Před rokem +344

    "Girl that Puthy is 👌🏿" lmaooooo

  • @Auraicu
    @Auraicu Před rokem +23

    I had a male gynecologist say my vagina was beautiful .... I switched doctors immediately.

    • @ButAVapor
      @ButAVapor Před rokem +3

      😆🤣

    • @Alleykatsks
      @Alleykatsks Před rokem +3

      It prolly is. Tbh I hate how they look for the most part but a beautiful v is a beautiful v. On his part that was unprofessional tho.

    • @realamericannegro977
      @realamericannegro977 Před rokem

      You fmales are so finicky whenevee a straight male does anything positive. You fmales are notorious for doing lil stuff like that. Especially calling everybody "sweety, baby, love , cutey" and etc. I couldn't do this type of work cause yall cant be trusted

  • @hunnybeargensheer4605
    @hunnybeargensheer4605 Před rokem +12

    Idk, I get his point but if I'm honest, my male OBGYN was FAR better than the female one I had for my 1st pregnancy.
    He was a lot more knowledgeable, understanding and treated me like an individual person with the capacity to understand what was going on. Unlike the female OBGYN that legitimately treated me like I was too stupid to understand anything. She couldn't even be bothered to show up to deliver my oldest. She openly admitted, in front of 2 wonderful nurses, that she didn't want to end her night out with her boyfriend so she "called in a favor" from a colleague and that was why a stranger delivered my oldest son. I was actually ok with the Dr that was there, he was also FAR better at his profession than she was.

    • @dollym.8780
      @dollym.8780 Před rokem

      Some women are just d!@ks! I've had both & have had shitty with both but overall the males were better. My daughter had a few females & the majority were a-holes, not really looking for answers for her long term condition and she recently found a great male dr who figured stuff out (many, many years later btw) and he is nice, courteous, apologetic for her crappy treatment, and on the ball!!! I am so happy bcus its hard to have major female issues when ur own gender treats u like shit!!!

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex Před rokem +1

      She should get fired. If she didn't want to have such a career, she should have made better life choices.

  • @saladking2370
    @saladking2370 Před rokem +572

    In the opening shot, Chappelle's head is steaming

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 Před rokem +354

    Being a gynecologist is like being a banker.
    You're surrounded by the one thing you're pursuing to begin with.

  • @StayAtHomeMeme
    @StayAtHomeMeme Před rokem +16

    I’ve had female gynos that were so condescending and b*tchy and dismissive. One had such poor bedside manner and a bad reputation she ended up changing her name so patients wouldn’t know it was her and her bad reputation. One pressured me into certain birth control meds I didn’t want and gaslit me about some serious pain symptoms. Etc. And one of the male ones I had was one of the best c-sec baby deliveries I’ve had. (I’ve had 3 lol) The male ones I’ve had don’t get emotional or b*tchy. They just do their job and get you out of there. It’s uncomfortable either way. But I’d rather not have a woman who reprimands me for shaving because she personally doesn’t believe in it. (Yea that happened with a woman gyno too)

    • @oyajackson2352
      @oyajackson2352 Před rokem +1

      Yep they mean
      …. mad I don’t take birth control. Because it makes u look. Nasty overweight ect

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 Před rokem +2

      damn sorry u had those experiences.. im sure gender shouldnt fully absolutely matter tho

    • @StayAtHomeMeme
      @StayAtHomeMeme Před rokem +1

      @@somenothing7914 i agree. I’ve had some wonderful females, too. I just think you can have good and bad experiences with both.

    • @somenothing7914
      @somenothing7914 Před rokem +1

      @@StayAtHomeMeme word.. thats an important insight tho, some other comments say similar things.. thanx for sharing!

  • @anthonycampbell510
    @anthonycampbell510 Před rokem +7

    They can smell it but they can't eat it.

  • @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
    @getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 Před rokem +779

    My grandpa was a gynecologist
    Guess how he met my grandma

  • @Raiden_Komi
    @Raiden_Komi Před rokem +464

    The start of the clip made it look like his head was steaming 😂

    • @Crowman.84
      @Crowman.84 Před rokem +8

      He was ready to spit out some serious facts.

    • @vitushka01
      @vitushka01 Před rokem +4

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aryanbhosale8716
    @aryanbhosale8716 Před rokem +22

    Soo ...... No ones gonna talk about his head releasing smoke in the beginning like a fukin ghost rider ??!!!

  • @cherrychutney795
    @cherrychutney795 Před rokem +4

    Bro’s head was steaming ☠️

  • @outlasted4148
    @outlasted4148 Před rokem +150

    Thought bros head was smoking at first 💀

  • @autonomous1520
    @autonomous1520 Před rokem +473

    “Like a good barbecue you just 👅👅👅👄🫦” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justalv10
    @justalv10 Před rokem +41

    If you look in the crowd during the laughter you can easily spot the people offended 😈😂

  • @uniqueflgirl
    @uniqueflgirl Před rokem +5

    Enjoying a smoke break myself while watching this 😂

  • @Anfmethodjor
    @Anfmethodjor Před rokem +130

    The finger licking is genius.

    • @xkarea2
      @xkarea2 Před rokem +7

      "It's finger licking good"

    • @echofoxtrot2.051
      @echofoxtrot2.051 Před rokem +2

      @@xkarea2 Ohhh god nooooo lmao 🤣 please no. Lol

  • @murf493
    @murf493 Před rokem +116

    One of the best parts of watching Dave do his thing is when he starts laughing before a joke because he knows it's gonna kill us 😂

  • @megamagnet1
    @megamagnet1 Před rokem +6

    Have a friend who's a gynecologist. He says being a garbage man would be more sexually appealing lol "Most people are nasty and a many patients are being seen for an issue. It's not sexy in the office"

    • @_Zerk_
      @_Zerk_ Před rokem

      He said MOST????

  • @Vsp.eno05
    @Vsp.eno05 Před rokem +9

    I thought bro head was smoking 💀

  • @AwoooOga3503
    @AwoooOga3503 Před rokem +461

    "Back Up Mudhafaakar! Tell me what to look For!!"
    😭😭😭

    • @780512
      @780512 Před rokem +2

      😅😅😅

    • @abigalgelin1875
      @abigalgelin1875 Před rokem

      Man..lol that part took me out.i already know when Dave is on my screen that my rib cage is in danger

    • @starsmith77porter18
      @starsmith77porter18 Před rokem

      @Chaotic Pessimist! That's Michael Blackson 4 ur ass lol🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @lucasrobertson8223
    @lucasrobertson8223 Před rokem +114

    I swear to god, the best part of Dave’s shows are when he sits down and is just like “alright, real talk shit”

  • @danthebouncer95
    @danthebouncer95 Před rokem +8

    He do got a point!

  • @beecrosby1582
    @beecrosby1582 Před rokem +8

    This man is crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving Před rokem +264

    That’s a conflict of interest had me dead ☠️

  • @thedudethatjustexists
    @thedudethatjustexists Před rokem +389

    As a female, I’d like to just say that this is disgusting and hilarious at the same time 😂

    • @miketijerina112
      @miketijerina112 Před rokem +17

      Well no one is asking so keep it to yourself 😂

    • @glennbaltzel5237
      @glennbaltzel5237 Před rokem +8

      As men, we agree.

    • @pirhannayt6423
      @pirhannayt6423 Před rokem +7

      As Transgenders we also agree with this statement🍆🏳️‍🌈☮️

    • @andrewwabik5125
      @andrewwabik5125 Před rokem +8

      As a bio man who identifies as a transgendered horse, I don’t agree! Stop the hate!!!

    • @mkall
      @mkall Před rokem +1

      thats the point

  • @bipo819
    @bipo819 Před rokem +27

    the joke was good but male gynecologists more often then not are not in that line of work for disturbed reasons
    Some of the reasons I saw a male gynecologist ending up as gynecologist is because they wanted to deliver babies or they had female family members with vaginal issues
    And sometimes you don’t even choose your line of work it just happens
    I won’t blame us women for feeling uncomfortable if they get a male gynecologist but just keep in mind that they see vaginas everyday and are not aroused by it in the slightest
    And also keep in mind that I’m not in validating anyone’s bad experience with a male gynecologist malpractice does exist and does happen

  • @dakmouser723
    @dakmouser723 Před rokem +10

    He’s asking some real ass questions 😂

  • @loufow
    @loufow Před rokem +240

    ‘I don’t think a man should be allowed to be a gynaecologist’
    Angry woman in the audience: OHHH💅💁🏻‍♀️

  • @kanowarrior-CallOfDuty-Mobile

    I have a friend who is a gay man and a gynaecologist. All he says is. When he's at work, it erases any doubt about his sexuaity.

  • @acatwithwiskers9273
    @acatwithwiskers9273 Před rokem +9

    His head is steaming

  • @2near_death
    @2near_death Před rokem +6

    I love that he knows he's saying some shit so he sees how far he can push the audience 🤣

  • @richardcruz205
    @richardcruz205 Před rokem +122

    so many people thought his head was STEAMING 😂😂😂

  • @cheeseoffthevine6292
    @cheeseoffthevine6292 Před rokem +177

    That one woman in the back looking uncomfortable while the other two we're dying laughing. Amazing camera view

    • @Respondifyourbadattrolling
      @Respondifyourbadattrolling Před rokem

      Cause she fat

    • @Varsityathelete61
      @Varsityathelete61 Před rokem +3

      I came here to comment this🤣🤣

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 Před rokem +2

      We all saw the video.

    • @metalvideos1961
      @metalvideos1961 Před rokem +1

      @@Varsityathelete61 why we all saw the video

    • @Silver-Nao
      @Silver-Nao Před rokem

      @@metalvideos1961 theyre tryina be the people who basically type out whatever happened in the video,guck,might as well type out the whole skit ending it with "this part was funny"....generic pieces of shits

  • @gginhercat
    @gginhercat Před rokem +5

    conflict of interest killed me lol

  • @TheMikrostaR
    @TheMikrostaR Před rokem +9

    Dave literaly invented stand up comedy

  • @Sapphireemberss
    @Sapphireemberss Před rokem +113

    Love how the first split second of this clip shows steam radiating from his head like he’s a piece of toast