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"He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.
My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation
Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.
@Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.
@Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot
@Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?
He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂
No way you watched the video too?
Uh, I think we all heard him.
Gotta love punch line killers
@@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol
@@themclovin51234 🤷🏾♂️
“Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂
100% Best Line
Nice
“Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!”
I fucking died at that part, man.
Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂
😹
"...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.
🐶💰
When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂
altec8100
She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂
Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙
Patrone Man
One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!
Dad: Doesn’t want dog
Family: gets dog anyway
Dad and Dog:
Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .
My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG!
Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.
That’s just how the game goes
Apparently, this is a classic love story
I'm in it right now
When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt
Right?
Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂
two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch
Yessss honey he really is! And its a good look!! 😆👍lol...
Hes got the dad bod
Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.
It's like steering a ship. When you first leave the harbor, there's a lot of shit to do. Get everything organized, figure out where you're going, make a lot of maneuvers. That's the first 10 years. Then after that you're out at sea just staying the course. You only need to talk about shit if something crazy happens, otherwise you're cruising.
I would love to talk to you 😍
@@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench
@@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core
@@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.
“Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣
PMA II I don’t get it...
@@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not
Murder she wrote...
It didn't go over anyone's head lol
No it didn't lol
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"
I love his honesty in these moments 😂
thats actually so true
😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...
one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...
@@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho
This is literally the dad and the dog meme irl
thank you
"My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends."
~ Dave Chappelle
“Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao
That attitude..imagine dave as the Godfather😂
GOAT!
Like for Nick Cannon? Or?
c o s m i c b r o w n i e
Sony wants half Disney wants half
The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.
More clout
@@karendoyon2258 fam not clout
You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.
@@Xadethor ??
@@Xadethor sam kinnison?
I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂
Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂
Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?
I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.
@@rontayan thatd be something
Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....
Timestamp
Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code
Lmao u right
Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual
He was skinny AF back in the day.
@@Abekrampe An intellectual.
and u wrote this comment in 1994?
Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL
Just like biggums when he smells cocaine
Bruh my dog is really like that lol
pavlovian theory. lol
smart dog :DDD
i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat
and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap
"David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.
0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.
Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter
Dave looking jacked these days
Making his head look TINY
Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!
TRT
rabguk it’s all that weed😂
He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!
In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.
NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣
Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.
@@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.
Damn right!
@@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people
He hit beast mode when he took time off.
TRT
I bet he just go wakanda
@@cutty02 why are there always someone claiming TRT on any middle aged man in shape?
@@2023awakening Im not claiming he actually already talked about it.
@@cutty02 i tried searching but can't find anything regarding him talking about TRT. I know its necessary for some but ive seen way too many of these types of comments without any proof. If he did talk about it and i missed it then ill delete my comments
Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.
idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes
Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though
@@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore...
Who would be after devouring all these sets?
@@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why
it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now
@@tylercouture216 respect...
But...
He's aware.
Lol.
I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware.
I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.
And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄
Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.
So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical
Funniest thing I've heard all night
@Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.
🤣Bitch! please,lol
Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.
"when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣
0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆
“Oh, was that funny?”
J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!
damn you beat me to it
Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)
Too dumb to have a sense of humor...
There she is again at 2:12
DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂
All those sandwiches!
He has to burn them somehow.
Dave has bulked up big time!
@@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit
Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂
"probably something wrong with him."
way he expresses it is golden.
Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.
We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it
He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?
This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip
Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny
He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.
@@leiat7259 you're an idiot.
"David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀
I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch"
Both works tho..
@@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.
@@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom
One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.
“What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”
"Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣
Id trade anything for a sandwich Dave Chappelle bit off
@@dontrll947 hahha
Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave
Moral: Get yourself a DOG
Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?
An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone.
Moral: Get a cat
All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.
@@Blood0cean A clone?
@@AKickassDuke
No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive
That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅
you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo
That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂
Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*
She was cute
@@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor
@@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise
Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)
And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+
According to wiki🤷♂️
They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million
He's done 5 till now🐦
Quick mafs
What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain!
Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials?
Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦
Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.
Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs
Dave is one of those comedians that make you laugh before he finishes the punchline💯
That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol
Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎
I know, I'm like DAMN Dave!
Comment fail
Lol
Steroids are a hell of a drug
He's on TRT
Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀
Must of been one of the dogs from the famous poker dogs painting. 😂
dave chappelle was blessed with the talent to deliver any line of a joke and have it be funny just because of how great his delivery is
“They can trade that sandwich for sum better.
I’m adding value to their lunch.”
Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!
well said lol
more like anabolic time chamber
if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.
He got off the crack finaly
Love it snowflakes suck
This man has classic comedy material and that's no cap
Effortlessly funny.
Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!
Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.
@@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not
@@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes
As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life
I mean, fuck is wrong with people?
Yeah as long as you feed them 😂
0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!
The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner
lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked
no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.
lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit
@@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt
Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend
David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.
he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af
@junekid629 Don't be so glum, chum.
Oh yeah yeah
He works out and eats his kids lunch. Also Flintstone vitamins.
@@rtreyk oh yeaaaaah yeaaaaah
@@krumlovskystokar6485 Ded mim
I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it.
Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.
Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.
Probably one of my favorite skits🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dave is THE GOAT 🐐
Everything he does is pure gold💛
Love u and your family soo much. To ur wife, thank you for ur sacrifice as well, lending him to us, to make us laugh. U got me through some suicidal times...God bless u, ur family. David, keep ur humor. Good family.
Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪
😂😂😂😂
i need some HGH too.
This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.
"please dad.." that line is sooo good !!great actor!!!and loves dogs!!!!
So happy Dave is back and doing stand up again. Thanks Dave!
Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND
Could listen to his stories all day, so chill talking about his life.
He doesn't need to force comedy on to you, and you can also relate to alot of his stories
👍
Mr Chappelle is one of the best comedians in the world. Love him 24/7
Don't eat the kids lunch lmao 🤣
@0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"
@Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.
The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂
Lol what’s up with her
Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂
She has no sense of humor
lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does
Papito Diaz LMAO
0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!
@K C what's a wing ding
I like how his wife still calls him "David" 😀
Hands down the best comedian ever
This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾
Man I love Dave.!! Best comedian ever!!
Swole Dave- 😭😂🤣😂
Thanks Dave for bringing laughter in my life , much needed. 🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙏🏼
"That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat
Pathetic ass people maybe.
He's definitely not the goat of standup
Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.
Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke
Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...
Brilliant, just amazing story telling and comedy.
That kids lunch killed me 😂😂😂💯
"Dad bit my sandwich, oh shiiiit" 😂😂
Always was a cat person, my ex wife wanted a dog and we rescued one for her birthday. I didn't want anything to do with the pup, 4 years later we split and the dog was the only thing we fought over. I mean literally the only thing we couldn't agree on. God I miss that pup, she was a mix breed, 50% love and 50% fun.
This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.
Augustus McRae him and Katt Williams
your dog is corrupt 😂😂
Gifted , skilled & truly talented Dave Chappelle is a legend now and forever
Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean
Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking
Fo reals
Cocain is a hell of a drug!
He had to do something since he ended his show.
Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.
Yo I just wanted to say that I'm fking stoked that Dave Chappelle managed to get his career going the way he did
His success is an inspiration to anyone who's ever been in that spot where they go to Africa for a couple of years because they feel run off from their home base
❤DAVE!! Best male comedian ever
0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.
Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that
I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”
This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him
I love when Dave makes that face. You know what I’m talking bout.
When Dave pretends to eat I always crack up
I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing
*STILL fvckin got it!*
*No comedian can do facial expressions like Dave🤣😂🤣😂*
I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.
This story is hilarious and also refreshing as hell
Dave Chappelle is such a well liked person his dog instinctively knows how to get along with him
LMAO! Dave, u never cease to amaze me, always makes my day! ❤️
First thing I saw today that made me forget my situation for a split minute. Chappelle. Thanks.
Hahahaha his jokes are hilarious
"Adding value to their lunch." Excellent Dave !!