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- Dave Chappelle is convinced Ezekiel's God is wrong.
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He picked the one group that can’t tweet their outrage 😂😂😂
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bru🤣🤣🤣🤣that ain’t even right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then again they wouldn't have seen this stand up either lol but that was funny af op
Ayooooo 🤣🤣🤣
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
Lmao
Noiceee! 🤣
LMAO
Brilliant
Could be some Amish teens on Rumspringa😂
A lot of people don’t know how damaging a heckler can be for a comedian. It has the potential to completely throw their train of thought and ruin a set, he just turned it into a friendly joke and rolled on like nothing happened. That’s one of the many things that makes him the GOAT.
MadTim not really a heckler just some random person interrupting his flow.
Dave Chappelle would know how to handle a heckler if there actually was one
That is a heckler, trying to take the spotlight for themselves and throw the main act off. ppl paid to see Dave not some random person harassing him
Matthew Edwards if you want to see it that way but really it’s just someone talking out loud in the show and not directing anything to Dave.
She probably wanted to take his vape pen and sell it online or something I would say.
She didn’t throw off his groove and he could have answered with a simple “no” but added a joke into it for comedic effect. Most people wouldn’t notice this small conversation of the audience member throughout the entire special he had but rather his standup jokes
@@matthewe293 If this dude wants to believe someone asking to hit Dave's vape in the middle of a show isnt heckling, I dont see any reason to argue. Just move along. Like Dave would, lol.
MadTim that was definetely not a heckler
Such a talented comedian! That rude audience member shouldn’t have interrupted him like that but of course, he managed to turn her comment into a brilliant joke!
Dealing with hecklers is a part of the game.
Who knows maybe he intentionally threw Dave that alley-oop
Not so much brilliant as it was common sense. What kinda nasty ass would want to slobber all over a stranger's vape pen? 🤢🤮
@@mystichdx vapers
@@mystichdx the same girls that probably did more than slob on a pen
"na bro, im trying to put you on to the game zeke"...what a legend
What did he mean
When he said" im tryin to put you on game"
@Street Spirit bur wdym? Lol
michael rogers let me translate for you he meant he’s trying to put ezekiel on to technology so he can live better
@@locsantana6761 oh okay thx
I lost it when he called out, "Ezekiel".. 😂😂😂
Same here...😅👌
He probably talking about Ezekiel from the walking dead 😂
@@waynekamau9781 Ezekiel isn't amish though...
I find this very offensive.
@@Erwooten23 lol
"you don't even know that there's a valuable pokemon on your shoulder. ta ta!"
that sent me hahaha
Sent you straight to hell
Jurgen Tosku yeah, but think about all the fire, ghost, and dark type Pokémon they can catch!
@Hugh Ropp I didn't get that joke either
@Anthony ikr, i don't even like pokemon but i know Pokemon Go is. Some people really not use their fkn internet to the fullest.
Chappelle can come up with a joke on a split second. His brain is on another level.
I sure hope so, its his job
Not to disrespect, but a looooot of comedians have that, it's not the thing that makes Dave the GOAT
His demons help him come up with these "jokes." Let's see how funny he is sober.
@@jdfodio Settle down, Ezekiel.
dave chapelle and george carlin, 2 best comedians in the world
"I'm not sayin' you have herpes...I'm just sayin' 1 out of 5 people do" 😂😂😂
Back in his younger days absolutely. Nowadays it's 9 out of 10. But most people show no symptoms at all.
@@EpicHighTimeShow exactly what someone with herpes would say
Markku Toivanen or who’s knowledgeable
@@hcburner 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@EpicHighTimeShow next you'll tell me I can have sex with a STD ridden girl if I wear a condom
" huh ?.. Hum ?.. Whaat ?...sorry let me turn the AC off...what did you say ?? " 😂😂
😆
bro there was one girl up front that didn't seem to into this joke lol
3a9lani “Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
"Get away from me yee, yee tried to tempt me like the Devil!"
@@dm3402 true haha I bet she just didn't get her way before the show is all
"You don't know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow. I do."
You don't what?
@@DlcEnergy Thanks for the heads up.
You knew what I was saying.
People close to nature have excellent understanding of seasons but go off
That isn't even true. Most weathermen are wrong 95% of the time.
Imagine driving down the road and seeing Dave Chappelle in a Porsche, talking to a buggy full of Amish people. You would probably think you just imagined that shit. 🤣
I once went to a Chinese restaurant that had an Amish girl working the counter with full makeup on. (100% true) I'm not surprised anymore...
@@ffjsb Might have been a Mennonite!
This, this is the beauty of America.
@@johnthegreat97 Had no idea why I got this notification but I'm glad I did
“Get away from me yee!” 😂😂
TheChosenOne best
“Ye trying to tempt me! Like the devil!”
That bit of silliness is classic Dave.
😂😂😂
That was funny asfffff
"We leave with the Lips we came with" 😂
Dave Chapelle GOAT
Dave Chappelle.. DC from Washington DC.
Bruh what you talking about, Michael Jordan is the GOAT. lol
People that went to Coachella last year should’ve listened to him 😂😂
Forty-seven years for me.
That's some funny ass shit!! Scary and funny😂😂
“all the amish people around know me too.. Not from Television obviously they know me from the streets”
The dislikes are from amish people... oh wait
Skreets
@@katherinegardner9976 lol
@@katherinegardner9976 stolen comment...somebody already posted it on the main comment section
I lived in a town with an Amish community. Their kids would go the gas station, buy a mountain dew and a black n mild, then sneak off to a spot like they was smokin weed and drinking beers 😂
damn kids now dealing in mountain dew
Well .......small step every time.......don't jump or you Will get hurt
Advancing up the tech tree
@@northstargaming6128 Indeed, my friend. Slowly but surely.
Who interrupts a comedian's set to ask them to hit their vape pen??
Cunts?
Really really REALLY drunk cunts
And of course he managed to make it fucking hilarious
These ppl are called hecklers. Every professional comedian had to deal with these ppl in their careers.
@@syahrules durr
You can tell the horse and buggy was a real actual event that happened and he got soooo mad he had to put it in his set.
kiambuthi everyday in Ohio, Pennsylvania, and West Virginia
Lancaster county in PA...”amish country”
And Michigan and Indiana and Illinois and Wisconsin and Iowa.
I'm from Ohio ..and #facts there are pocket towns that are 50% Amish. Like where Dave lives, Andover , Jefferson , Xenia . Liable to run over some horse shit
@@DarrenMallett2165585 There's more to Xenia than that. They have a nice Victorian looking building there headstones are sold, and this:
czcams.com/video/30ga-nmFK4E/video.html
I swear, Dave is the most Down to earth And at the same time the most out of this world person we have.
Best description of Chappell ever!!!!
I feel attacked lmao
You're late Ezekiel
Turn off, your wifi
@@MrWolfy08 bruh do you know what a joke is?
@@NotFrogBox turn off your device please...
Get back to churning butter Ezekiel.
I’m Amish, and seeing this video is so offensive. Imma go furiously churn some butter to get out my anger.
Ye committed a deadly sin. Get off the internet, ezkiel! 🤣
Sean Huffert you're terrbile! 🤪😂🤣 Good one!
You must be on holiday for rumspringa?
Are you watching this with a brick?
Sean Huffert ye are not Amish for ye have committed a sin.
You’re a phony
As a guy with this ridiculous name, I approve of this message
Edit: I didn't realize that this comment blew up until 7 months later. Neat!
Edit 2: The Closer was not neat.
@Ezekiel Koontz You must have no idea what your name means. It is a wonderful name!!
Ola Zeke! 😂
Just be happy you got away with a "Koo" instead of a "Cu", it could have been so much worse...
Here before his comment gets 10k likes.
Ezekiel koontz is the funniest fucking name I have ever heard
“You don’t even know there’s a valuable Pokémon on your shoulder” sent me
Wow, that Vape pen bit shows he's a true comedian, it's one thing to have a set memorized, but to be able to respond to a random spontaneous comment with such aplomb shows he's naturally funny
"get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me" 😂😂😂😭
how he came up with the name "Ezekiel",...and then he has to call him Zeke....damn this guy is GOAT.
Almost all the Ezekiels I know went by The name Zeke in high school
Jebidiah. Gabriel.
Oh wow, you have never heard the name Ezekiel? I am sorry that you are still in the closet there homieo
@@stevesites1975 of course, I have heard the name. I actually have relatives with the name.
@@stevesites1975 Of course I have friends with the name. Just that he picked the one name that he knew is highly likely to be associated with Amish people
I never even heard of The Amish until I became a truck driver. I was driving in southern New Jersey and saw an Amish couple in a black horse drawn buggy and was like WTF?!! I thought it was the beginning of one of those commemorative parades.
There's a hilarious, non PC movie that you need to watch called Kingpin. It features Amish people in the plot. Have fun and be safe!
Coronavirus knocks on my door
Coronavirus: Open up let me in
Me: Get away from me yee!!
Yee!! Tried to tempt me to leave the house like the devill
😂😂😂i approve this message.
Funniest thing iv read in a while
Lmaooooo
Dave Chapelle is on a whole nother level, A comic genius.
"You don't even know that you have a valuable pokemon on your shoulder" 😂😂 that was the best part out of nowhere
"Their God is wrong" don't know why but the way he said it cracks me up 🤣🤣
“Your God is ridiculous” was delivered brilliantly 😂
"all the amish ppl around my way know me, not from television. . . obviously"
💀😂😂💀
1 out of 5 ppl stopped laughing near the end
Dave will genuinely joke about everybody and get a laugh. That's how good he is 😂😂😂
“Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with” 😂
Never get tired off his jokes.
I did not know that Dave Chappelle hitting a juul while talking about Amish people is what I truly needed to see today
Dab pen
This may be one of his funniest underated stories he's done. I can actually picture him doing this lmao 😂🤣
"Let's all just make sure we leave with the lips we came with."
I literally have my drink running down my monitor right now...
“You dont even know that there is a valuable Pokemon on your shoulder”
HAHAHAHA I AM DOOONE BRO!!
Let me turn off the AC 😂😂😂😂😂
..
What did you say?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder what the Amish made out of all the people running around collecting pokemon on their farms
@J P lol I want this to be accurate
@J P can Amish ppl actually have guns?
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w likely muskets, but other than that no.
LMAO
@@LethalMonarch Amish have as many guns as anyone else
"A day's journey for you."
😂😂😂
The bit was funny asf, but they way he handled those guys asking for his vape was hilarious
Dave be killing me i cant. 😂
He's hilarious
And that's how you make fun of a religion without getting death threats. ✌️✌️😎
Amish isn't a religion, just an FYI.
You know 90% of terrorism is just a product of mass media. If you can't learn of how they blew up the towers and they don't have any way of hearing you talk shit, then the whole thing falls apart.
What?
YOU CANT MAKE A PEROIOD HISTORY FILM WITHOUT GETTING A CITY BURNED AND CREW ATTACKED. YOU CANT PUT A RAPE ACCUSED FAKE GODMEN BEHIND BARS WITHOUT HAVING RIOTS . YOU CANT MAKE A FILM ON RELIGION WITHOUT HAVING THEATERS BURNED DOWN.
@@alishaikh7877 shut up
There's nothing like watching Dave to put things in perpective.
"Not from television obviously" what a legend
Satan: "I'm just trying to put you up game."
Me: "See, I told y'all hes a real one."
The way he handles that interruption is amazing. For me, The herpes joke is the best 😂
As an egyptian we got people who ride donkeys on roads so i feel u 💀
I am a young Jew living in Canada and my mother raised Street Egyptian Arabian horses
This is one of the things that unite us
طعميه شكلك من Egypt مش من مصر
I’ve been playing cat and mouse with herpes for the last 30 years 😂😂😂
Damn, this guy is funny.
I know right? He should do comedy one day
@@Voyager205 he already does , just people dont know it because he beleves that no one can HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION
@nunya business THATS BULLSHIT! GWT OFF THE PHONE@
@nunya business liar
@nunya business damn
As of now 13 Amish ppl aren’t following their religion properly
Rumspringa!
@Toori Baba liking it doesn't mean believing in. Why so triggered?
3 months later...
either one bad amish has created 579 accounts.
or 579 amish are evolving. must be them pokemon on their shoulders.
How can anyone think this guy is offensive he is so fcuking funny.
The guy is funny.
Even if he ever was, it's comedy. You can turn the most horrific of things into comedy gold with the right timing and wording. You come to laugh at life, not get angrier at someone joking about it
"Let’s make sure we leave with the lips we came with."
looool
Hold up let me turn down the air conditioner lol 😂
I love Dave Chappelle so much, like I've seen this one bit more times than I can count "Not from television, obviously"
Dave is great with hecklers, this man knows how to keep it real
The herpes part kills me lol
High energy Porsche with strong AC! Lol 😆
By far one of the best comedians of our time!
Mr. Chappelle, love your work!
As someone who has lived in Lancaster, Pa- I relate deeply bc there really is nothing worse then being trapped behind a horse and buggy in traffic
"I'm going to post random quotes from the video we all just watched."
They're called highlights... you don't see people posting the middle of one sentence, a period, and then the beginning of the next now do you
Dont forget to end with 😂😂
Winston “I just went 29 miles in 20 minutes. That’s a days journey for you.”
There are and have been a lot of great comedians out there. I can't think of many I'd put in the same sentence as Dave. What a legend.
One of my favorite things about Dave, which lends to his naturalism on stage, is he's not afraid to be visibly amused at his own jokes, or by the point he's making. Like for instance in the middle of his Jussie Smollet bit where he takes a moment to giggle, or likewise after doing his impression of a Chinese guy trapped in the body of a black guy. Lots of guys, typically bros and douches, frown upon laughing at their own jokes---not realizing this mentality is entirely out of insecurity. Dave has no such insecurity---no "brittle spirit" as he likes to say; he's not afraid to share in our delight over the things he says, and there's nothing wrong with that. If anything it just makes him more relatable.
I watch full documentary on Amish people after this. Legendary community. As a 21 century young man, I am astounded by the possibility of living life without technology.
The Amish are the coolest most down to earth people I've ever met in my life, (I wish all people are as humble and decent) they would laugh at this joke then wish Dave good blessings and a healthy harvest.
They are not uptight and sensitive like the rest of us who have a "bad day" because someone didn't like our new Instagram/Facebook (showing off) picture lol.
Of course they’re down to earth they can’t use planes.
@@sar2794 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
are you Amish?
They can also not experience the fear sitting with you in the same plane
This guy is out of the extraordenary hilarious😂😂😂
to be fly on the wall during this interaction 😂😂😂
"I'm tryna put you on the game"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Americans generally respect beliefs, best joke in the entire set. 😂
They don’t?
Native americans do. But lots of self proclaimed Americans who actually are only occupying refugees, don't.
Maedrus the native Americans fought each other for control of the land and the victor ruled so why is it different when the Europeans did it?
Also why are we talking about something that happened hundreds of years ago and did not affect you or I or our families? Do you think you’re owed something? if so the people you would need to collect it from are all long gone and have turned to ash.
Someone’s either a self hating American or xenophobic
Around here the Amish have smartphones, many own their own businesses with state of the art technology, have really nice mortgage free homes with solar and wind power. Many own vehicles, vans and trucks, they just hire people to drive them. Talked to an Amish guy last year who was installing a robotic mowing system for a lady. He showed me how he could track the mower location with his smart phone. They also eat really well and no one is on food stamps or government assistance because they take care of one another.
@Jonata *new order amish have that, it's the old order ones that are stuck in the 1600s
@Jonata They still drive buggies most of the time and traditional clothing, but things have changed over the years and every Amish area is a little different. Used to not ride bikes here, but now they do.
You must be from Middlefield ohio!
those are proably mennonites or hutterites, which are not the same as amish
@@logana1999 No, they're Amish. There's minnanites around here also. Stepdad' s grandparents were Amish. Things have changed over the years with the younger generation.
Vape pens are a magnificent invention, especially with oil concentrates. I was hitting a vape pen in Shinjuku, Tokyo, last summer when I realized there was a Tokyo cop 20 feet away from me...and he had absolutely no idea what I was doing.
Dave is so funny! I wish I could meet him in person but I’m disabled and can’t get around good. He makes me laugh so hard I cry sometimes.
On the real: the Amish will be the most prepared for the collapse.
Yeah, until the raiders come for their shit after about a year.
Pseudo Ra no they won’t. They will probably die like most others
@@c.galindo9639 Why?
Joper Amod they cannot easily defend themselves for one and if are stricken with disease will not be prepared to fend off anything new to them
You guys ignorant amish have tons weapons.
This guy made me laugh more in 3 minutes then all of CZcams today
It kills me when he says "Tah Tah" 😂
It was the “get away from me yee” for me😂😂😭
The beauty of dave Chappelle's intelligent comedy is that the joke is not on Amish people. The joke is on us. Listen to that Pokemon part, we use the technology in wrong way with our social media and stupid games, while they are living happily without it.
You're reading too much into it. The joke is bragging about what we have, but NOT meaning to be mean about it. Just goofing.
so playing pokemon makes you unhappy?
no.
Log out if you're unhappy
Nice insight 👊🏽
Dave is just too funny. Making me laugh my ass off since 2003
leave with the lips we came with🤣🤣 my favorite part
OMG I’m in tears laughing!! Ye trying to tempt me!!! I collapsed laughing
"Hey honey how was the show?"
"Dave Chappelle said I have herpes"
1:06 that girl and her boyfriend in the front seats aren't enjoying those amish jokes at all lol
True
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Started watching David recently and I think I had been missing a lot. This guy is good!
They know me from tha streets 😂
I travel the same streets as he does. :)
He dealt with the heckler so well
"yee tried to tempt me"😂😂
I just went 25 miles in 30 minutes that’s a day journey for you 😂😂
Dave is driving a Porsche which the logo is..... the amish people have the original prototype talk about horse power lmao
"Get away from me ye, ye tried to tempt me like the devil!"....I flatlined!
When he said “Ezekiel…”😂
Eddie Murphy comes to the show Dave chappelle hears “boss music”
Eddie Murphy stand up wouldn't be as good today
He's a genius and I loved every show he has done.And if you can't laugh at what he says you don't know comedy
I love it when he says "ha, hmmm"
He's so comfortable on stage , it's like stage is a playground for him , totally relax ♥️👍🙏👌
Coming back here to remind myself that the Amish have a best sense of humor than the Alphabets.
The alphabet people 😂
Funny how fast "America respects everyone's beliefs" has changed since this show.