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  • "Poor white people love, and I mean they fucking love... Heroin." - Dave Chappelle
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  • @hs8836
    @hs8836 Před 4 lety +19378

    "Just say no, what's so hard about that?"
    GOAT

    • @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517
      @blackscreennoiseforrelaxat1517 Před 4 lety +490

      Shit was too funny 😂

    • @BLACKNBIG4
      @BLACKNBIG4 Před 4 lety +1140

      @Jeff B That is the same quote that Nancy Reagon told the blacks about Crack.

    • @Ravenbones
      @Ravenbones Před 4 lety +226

      Well it's true... just dont fuckin do it.

    • @volcryndarkstar3283
      @volcryndarkstar3283 Před 4 lety +473

      @@Ravenbones most of these people are prescribed opioids by their doctors that are chemically similar or identical to heroin. Then they get cut off and have to suffer withdrawal unaided by medical professionals who then treat them like junky criminals even though they're the ones who got them hooked.

    • @ryan011110
      @ryan011110 Před 4 lety +301

      @@volcryndarkstar3283 like black people arent prescribed the same drugs lol always an excuse

  • @emreakkocdev
    @emreakkocdev Před 4 lety +8184

    “Just say no, what’s hard about that” Brutal 🤣

    • @lordtullus9942
      @lordtullus9942 Před 4 lety +97

      I mean what is hard about it? I never understood how people can say yes to dangerous drugs when they know it is bad.

    • @emreakkocdev
      @emreakkocdev Před 4 lety +353

      Lord Tullus 9 it’s not boolean between “yes” and “no”, sometimes your life goes from normal to the first and chain of small bad decisions takes you that shitty place.

    • @STAR-ot3kr
      @STAR-ot3kr Před 4 lety +44

      If a white comedian ever said anything about blacks stereotypical or not they would be arrested and never work again..all black comedians dump on whites and it's okay ..but don't dump on blacks even true stuff cause it's not cool..

    • @emreakkocdev
      @emreakkocdev Před 4 lety +448

      David Starkey dude are you crazy? They would Get arrested? Maybe you are living in Germany or something. In US White Comedians make fun of Black people stereotypes all the time without even a backlash.

    • @lordtullus9942
      @lordtullus9942 Před 4 lety +197

      @@STAR-ot3kr pussy

  • @Satherian
    @Satherian Před 3 lety +277

    "Just say no! What's so hard about that?"
    He's been holding on to that one for *years*

  • @TeaDrinker3000
    @TeaDrinker3000 Před 3 lety +313

    I know it's a comedy routine but my heart sank when he said "just say no", knowing that that was in many cases the literal message given to addicts during the 80s drug crisis

  • @plapin3538
    @plapin3538 Před 4 lety +20505

    Ohio produced the most US astronauts than any other state. That’s how bad Ohio is. They went to space to escape it.

    • @joeyjackass5170
      @joeyjackass5170 Před 4 lety +262

      Astronauts don’t go into space. They can only go past the thermosphere

    • @syfa5323
      @syfa5323 Před 4 lety +57

      😂😂🤣🤣😭😭

    • @frankcastle9287
      @frankcastle9287 Před 4 lety +46

      @@Mystickrage You're the IMBECILE.
      Over a half-century has gone by...
      ...ALL of the advances in technology; materials, circuitry, computers, etc. And 'They' haven't been back?!? Listen to this NASA Idiot, then go chew on Bark.:
      czcams.com/video/BK-uatwOOeA/video.html

    • @burgerbastard4741
      @burgerbastard4741 Před 4 lety +54

      @@frankcastle9287 lol why would they need to go back when you can just send robots to do the same thing?

    • @frankcastle9287
      @frankcastle9287 Před 4 lety +4

      @@joeyjackass5170: Precisely.

  • @vahidfarahani5142
    @vahidfarahani5142 Před 4 lety +4673

    "Yuck....two" 😂

  • @paulefstathiou1819
    @paulefstathiou1819 Před 3 lety +155

    Comedy is so brutally honest and truthful sometimes ; laughing helps us swallow the bitter pill of reality .

  • @chizuru6921
    @chizuru6921 Před rokem +151

    One of the most important people in comedy history. The way he seamlessly weaves his jokes with the harsh truths and real problems the world faces, is masterful.

    • @Bergerac82
      @Bergerac82 Před 6 měsíci +5

      That’s why he’s the GOAT. Not only top tier funny, but extremely socially aware, and brutally honest even with himself. An icon

  • @sth02
    @sth02 Před 4 lety +3904

    Dave feels like the cool history teacher that tells tons of effed up jokes but at the end of the day you know you're gonna get a really deep life lesson.

  • @Blackberry21838
    @Blackberry21838 Před 4 lety +12798

    "Just Say No" is a joke 30 years in the making. Lethal.

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Před 4 lety +116

      Well it worked for the majority of the U.S. population. The rest of the country gave into peer pressure in order to "fit in" and gave their money away to dealers. I guess listening to Nancy Reagan paid off, that's if you actually listened.

    • @bluedream6462
      @bluedream6462 Před 4 lety +276

      @@rs72098 idiot

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 Před 4 lety +108

      Yeah I forgot the part in the history books where crack became sentient and forced itself on people. Must be like those guns that just kill people all on their lonesome.

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 Před 4 lety +16

      @Rick Liebe Even before then they used mercury to treat syphilis. Almost as though people and science advances over time.

    • @princeharming8963
      @princeharming8963 Před 4 lety +36

      @@bluedream6462 - You're actually calling someone who advocates taking responsibility for their own life.. doesn't do drugs, and uses wisely their power of choice... an 'idiot'? What am I missing here?

  • @IAmAdamIAm
    @IAmAdamIAm Před 2 lety +77

    “Just say no, what’s so hard about that??” This man is a f*cking legend.

  • @GroudFrank
    @GroudFrank Před 2 lety +137

    That "just say no" bit is, for me, one of the greatest bars in comedy history. The man is a comedic genius.

  • @dondewan
    @dondewan Před 4 lety +3150

    Everytime he screams it takes me back to 04'

    • @IgiWhiteman
      @IgiWhiteman Před 4 lety +219

      It´s like his actual voice got really deep, but his "white" voice and screaming voice haven´t aged a day.

    • @ashiqurrahmanshohan1620
      @ashiqurrahmanshohan1620 Před 4 lety +5

      @@IgiWhiteman right

    • @sethcarter8371
      @sethcarter8371 Před 4 lety +43

      And it hurts. I miss that shit so much. If they tried to make The Chappelle Show today, it'd be canceled. Hell, they'd prolly shoot the idea down in the writers room

    • @superjoshi6654
      @superjoshi6654 Před 4 lety +12

      Listen to his white friend "chip's" voice

    • @Hargazer
      @Hargazer Před 4 lety +21

      @Scott Binford he still got it

  • @AlyssaQ420
    @AlyssaQ420 Před 4 lety +8537

    "They are not criminals. They are sick." This is why Dave Chappelle is awesome.

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 Před 3 lety +39

      HE IS WRONG !!

    • @aaronkiely8208
      @aaronkiely8208 Před 3 lety +67

      SALAM JIHAD huh

    • @jerryrichardson2799
      @jerryrichardson2799 Před 3 lety +176

      @@salamjihad3449 and you're an idiot, congratulations.

    • @lacabra4107
      @lacabra4107 Před 3 lety +40

      I mean yeah dave Chappelle is really awesome but THAT’S why lol? What did you expect him to say “these good for nothing junkies ruining this country” it was a pretty conventional statement

    • @aaronkiely8208
      @aaronkiely8208 Před 3 lety +38

      SALAM JIHAD I don’t think that drug users aren’t criminals they are sick and we need to help them

  • @mox9076
    @mox9076 Před 4 měsíci +14

    This is a clinic on how to tell jokes. The subject matter. The construction of the joke. The timing. How he uses the energy of the audience. The build up of the side punchlines to get to the final message

  • @kardrey100
    @kardrey100 Před rokem +36

    Dave gets it right every single time. Even when you think the joke is over he comes back with the real punchline. 😂

  • @ghostlysworld84
    @ghostlysworld84 Před 4 lety +2754

    "Once it started happening to your kids it became a health crisis" god bless Dave Chappelle

    • @upstateizzy744
      @upstateizzy744 Před 4 lety +35

      💯💯

    • @Josh-wd3fd
      @Josh-wd3fd Před 4 lety +125

      Jeff B I imagine anybody would be an advocate for cancer awareness if their kids got it, but heroin addiction is not Canecer.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 Před 4 lety +64

      @Jeff B cancer, in all it's forms, are diseases that anyone can get, whether engaging in activities that can cause it or not. Addiction only hurts those who engage in activities that can trigger it.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 Před 4 lety +43

      @Jeff B You're addiction isn't a health crisis. It's your weakness like any other addiction. Deal with it, don't depend on society to slow down so you can keep up. Naw, anti vaccination is silly because there is proof a vaccination can resist a disease, sometimes.

    • @adamjaxn3156
      @adamjaxn3156 Před 4 lety +32

      I can't expect you to know much about science if you're comparing addiction to getting cancer.

  • @CrazyCow500
    @CrazyCow500 Před 4 lety +2620

    This man really just drops some of the most potent truths out there

    • @RSR8485
      @RSR8485 Před 4 lety +10

      Truth is the Kryptonite for the society we have today they only like to listen and live their truth.

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 Před 4 lety +11

      Now liberals and the press that they own are attacking Chappell for telling the truth.

    • @bambubi1
      @bambubi1 Před 4 lety +4

      @@RSR8485 that's why they call them snowflakes

    • @zoltancsikos5604
      @zoltancsikos5604 Před 4 lety

      CrazyCow500 Haha, no. Funny guy though.

    • @nickonoma
      @nickonoma Před 4 lety +9

      Curt Stolpe man y’all can’t wait to attack the liberals for anything huh

  • @TeeBoxTobies
    @TeeBoxTobies Před 2 lety +139

    “Heroin addicted whites”
    Always gets me 😂

  • @Odd_Combo
    @Odd_Combo Před 2 lety +23

    I’m a poor, white, 15+ opiate addict, and I can’t even fathom pretending to be mad about this... Humor is the cure! If you can look back on your life and laugh on your deathbed, nobody can beat you, IMHO!
    Love Dave Chapelle so much. He’s never afraid to start the necessary dialogues and that in itself earns a huge amount of love and respect.

  • @coastal_memories_fishing9366
    @coastal_memories_fishing9366 Před 4 lety +2298

    When he screamed his voice time traveled to 2002

    • @aidanproko
      @aidanproko Před 4 lety +80

      Coastal_memories_fishing omg I realized this right when I heard it. Got so much nostalgia from Chapelle Show😂

    • @baintownboy6309
      @baintownboy6309 Před 4 lety +5

      Paul Cotton he got clone for real I heard

    • @muaddib989
      @muaddib989 Před 4 lety +12

      Abm Rastline
      How do you clone a sense of humor?

    • @mikeyyaboi858
      @mikeyyaboi858 Před 4 lety +17

      @@PaulCotton i don't think he was cloned. Honestly his personality is exactly the same you can just tell. Just from looking at him man, thats Dave fucking Chapelle 😂 plus thats HIS sense of humor in the video so...

    • @muaddib989
      @muaddib989 Před 4 lety +10

      Mikey Yaboi
      Also, people age.
      Contrary to popular opinion we don’t look like 28 forever. If we did sign me up.

  • @TropicIslandMusic
    @TropicIslandMusic Před 4 lety +332

    "Because I dont care either" Nearly spit my coffee on the wall after that lmao

    • @umichgal1
      @umichgal1 Před 4 lety +2

      TropicIslandpopartist he was right on!

  • @vw1649
    @vw1649 Před 2 lety +19

    One of the greatest storytellers that can make you laugh at real life situations with a message.

  • @k1lay
    @k1lay Před rokem +24

    I'm from Dayton, Ohio and I can confirm that the "lady in the trashcan" story is not an exaggeration.

    • @JP-ui8xk
      @JP-ui8xk Před rokem +2

      Hey man !!! I need some drugs man lol 😆

  • @nicolerobinson6294
    @nicolerobinson6294 Před 4 lety +5462

    Crack use was an epidemic. Opioid use is a crisis. The power of words. I'm glad somebody said it.

    • @TheTribalistic
      @TheTribalistic Před 4 lety +107

      Nicole Robinson the power of rules and laws and they still think locking up someone will make’em clean, make all drugs legals and see how rapidly fast its gonna be over with

    • @phillipjames2775
      @phillipjames2775 Před 4 lety +34

      What is the fuckin difference!

    • @Robert-rw5lm
      @Robert-rw5lm Před 4 lety +13

      @C R so what your saying is the black kids mom won't do the same because she's a not as good of a parent?

    • @saxking101
      @saxking101 Před 4 lety +295

      @@Robert-rw5lm stop being obtuse. he's saying that statistically speaking you're were more likely fucked by the law if caught being addicted to crack than opioids. Read some books, learn about the history of your country

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 Před 4 lety +19

      I've heard opioid epidemic a lot. Crack crisis just doesn't have the same ring.

  • @jwrsob
    @jwrsob Před 4 lety +2355

    "When it started happening to YOUR kids you realize it's a health crisis!"...BOOM!!

    • @barreldreamz7852
      @barreldreamz7852 Před 4 lety +1

      Well it wasn't happening to our kids so we didn't.... BOOOOM!!!!

    • @barreldreamz7852
      @barreldreamz7852 Před 4 lety +2

      @INFO ATTACK dude you're a crackhead if you think that video is of any Merit. First off you're trying to gain intellect from CZcams which can work but most of the time not because it's a bunch of crackpots who are all of a sudden given a microphone to speak to the world. And second of all do you know how many want to be preachers have called so many men throughout history the wicked one that's going to destroy the whole world and do all this crazy shit and then a few decades pass and everyone forgets about it because it wasn't even close to being true. You know how often that fucking happens? All the fucking time yet still crazy jackasses like you believe. Get a grip love yourself, of life and your brain

    • @blacmac7394
      @blacmac7394 Před 4 lety +66

      @@barreldreamz7852 TRIGGERED
      😚⚘

    • @jwrsob
      @jwrsob Před 4 lety +17

      @@barreldreamz7852 Well consider your family blessed! Some weren't so lucky...BOOM AGAIN!!

    • @pbsy0ungr3ze
      @pbsy0ungr3ze Před 4 lety +62

      There is one mad ass white boy in these comments😂😂😂 if it ain’t happening to yours it’ll be your sister brother aunt uncle someone’s kid you know. Hell im in Virginia and I see too many white heroine addicts. He really trying to argue because it’s not his kid😂😂

  • @halo645
    @halo645 Před 2 lety +40

    “Why are all these white people so sleepy out here?” Lmfaoooo

  • @kugashira1018
    @kugashira1018 Před rokem +9

    My favourite and most deserved clapping ovation of all time

  • @christophermiller5433
    @christophermiller5433 Před 4 lety +6165

    As a poor white male from Ohio, everything is true.

    • @dylanmcclung3226
      @dylanmcclung3226 Před 4 lety +95

      Bro i feel you

    • @Allothersweretakenn
      @Allothersweretakenn Před 4 lety +56

      Christopher Miller stay in there bro ✊🏼 lol

    • @IloveDoubleD
      @IloveDoubleD Před 4 lety +61

      Glad I don't live in Ohio. Or visit there. But the issues in the world go far beyond Ohio. Overpopulation is taking its toll.

    • @Allothersweretakenn
      @Allothersweretakenn Před 4 lety +17

      IloveDoubleD I mean you could just start eating babies apparently lol

    • @anthonys5542
      @anthonys5542 Před 4 lety +38

      Well then don't settle for anything less than $4

  • @jackleonardo2167
    @jackleonardo2167 Před 4 lety +6291

    "Because I don't care either!"--Daaaammmnnn! This ain't a stand up, it's a truth reveal!

    • @wilderbeastchronicals3554
      @wilderbeastchronicals3554 Před 4 lety +86

      funny af no matter what you call it 😆😆😆

    • @tristanburton3554
      @tristanburton3554 Před 4 lety +17

      Naw...actually there were some white conservatives in CA that tried stop the epidemic.

    • @kahlilpittman8404
      @kahlilpittman8404 Před 4 lety +156

      Tristan Burton but the government is the one who started the epidemic anyway

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Před 4 lety +10

      @@kahlilpittman8404 no it was big pharma.

    • @kahlilpittman8404
      @kahlilpittman8404 Před 4 lety +99

      Dead Purple no it’s a proven fact it was the government, look it up

  • @Zeemas
    @Zeemas Před rokem +6

    I come back watching this every 2 weeks or so. He truly is the GOAT

  • @yeildo1492
    @yeildo1492 Před 3 lety +6

    National treasure Dave Chappelle on full display. Super funny, and insightful.

  • @dang.s
    @dang.s Před 4 lety +1071

    "I don't care either."
    Surprisingly insight. Got me there. Plus, the 2 dollars joke.

    • @mmd3585
      @mmd3585 Před 4 lety +14

      The 2 dollars joke was kind of obvious. But he is still nice.
      But not surpasses the "oh my god! Mickey Mouse is mexican!"

    • @vaishnavnegi9640
      @vaishnavnegi9640 Před 4 lety

      @@mmd3585 I though he'd say take 20 but don't....

    • @rhyno8644
      @rhyno8644 Před 4 lety +13

      2:35
      Hang in there white people. Just say no.

    • @davidjimenez5100
      @davidjimenez5100 Před 4 lety +14

      Yeah this is one of my all-time favorite bits. Such a seamless commentary on the racial disparity of how we treat drug addiction in this country. Unironically woke as fuck.

    • @kentaotsuki1331
      @kentaotsuki1331 Před 4 lety +13

      Smedley Butler looks like we found our poor heroin addicted white. Hang in there!

  • @gshivs793
    @gshivs793 Před 4 lety +2365

    "I have insight into how the white community felt seeing the black community go thru the scourge of crack... because i dont care either" - comedic genius right here!! So true

    • @doublezero3338
      @doublezero3338 Před 4 lety +24

      Like whites werent on crack too ? Yall think life hits hard only but to yall. A lot blacks do heroin too . Wake up from YOUR comedy.

    • @svenoosterwolde5724
      @svenoosterwolde5724 Před 4 lety +270

      @@doublezero3338 We are aware of that. The point here is that the victims have changed and the urge of the problem has suddenly too with it.

    • @curtiswoods89
      @curtiswoods89 Před 4 lety +117

      @@doublezero3338 ooh, heroin is effecting the white population at why higher rates than blacks.

    • @youtuber6185
      @youtuber6185 Před 4 lety +6

      Yet people donated money.

    • @tzk121
      @tzk121 Před 4 lety +125

      @Mickey Brown Something only a white person would say.

  • @ZyZy456
    @ZyZy456 Před 2 lety +5

    “Just say no what’s so hard about that?”😂

  • @joshuamoore4537
    @joshuamoore4537 Před 2 lety +13

    “Just say no! What is so hard about that?” 😆

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS Před 4 lety +627

    He always ends a joke with an important lesson.

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl Před 4 lety +25

      That's the best part. He ends with a lesson that means a lot.

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 Před 4 lety +1

      @Joseph Mingle Look out how it turned out for Zimbabwe. Famine and Economic Collapse. Big oof.

    • @Stoutaragua
      @Stoutaragua Před 4 lety

      ...or vice versa.

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 Před 4 lety

      Just like the last few minutes of Full house.

    • @bollie4431
      @bollie4431 Před 4 lety

      He got to. it makes him appears to be not a racist gotta keep them coins coming in son 😂

  • @MariaMartinez-gv2xy
    @MariaMartinez-gv2xy Před 4 lety +2973

    "Hang in there whites" 😂🤣😂

    • @nikkitynakkity3418
      @nikkitynakkity3418 Před 4 lety +100

      Just say “no.” What’s so hard about that? 🤣

    • @notanother7396
      @notanother7396 Před 3 lety +15

      I love how he just says "whites" and "blacks". So simple. His observations on "the whites" are priceless!

    • @ruthaakamonica5602
      @ruthaakamonica5602 Před 3 lety +4

      His mother is white

    • @louisj4645
      @louisj4645 Před 3 lety +21

      @@ruthaakamonica5602 she's mixed...

    • @fartsneed9464
      @fartsneed9464 Před 3 lety +3

      @@notanother7396 dime a dozen, everyone has something catty to say about the people who built the world

  • @azoutlaw7
    @azoutlaw7 Před 3 lety +5

    Dave Chappelle is the absolute best! I love it when Dave laughs at his own bits. Too funny.😎🇺🇸

  • @MinecraftMastermind2
    @MinecraftMastermind2 Před 2 lety +2

    "2" caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @renegade5130
    @renegade5130 Před 4 lety +4339

    As a poor white from Hamilton Ohio I can assure you this is true.

    • @ricksanchez1079
      @ricksanchez1079 Před 4 lety +89

      This shit came out in October, you been asleep sin..... never mind.

    • @kristenshearer3976
      @kristenshearer3976 Před 4 lety +51

      Hamilton is awful was there for 8 years and got the F outta there

    • @TAM2031006
      @TAM2031006 Před 4 lety +5

      That sucks

    • @CheshiredGrin
      @CheshiredGrin Před 4 lety +63

      You mean your white privilege did not make everything better?

    • @Davao420
      @Davao420 Před 4 lety +10

      Omg leave

  • @bigsmilereviews100
    @bigsmilereviews100 Před 3 lety +850

    Love that when he said "just say no" he struck a Jim Crow pose lmaooo Dave Chappelle is hilarious

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před 3 lety +52

      You caught that!! Love it.

    • @jordangreene7952
      @jordangreene7952 Před 2 lety +41

      Damn bro that's some insightful shit. Dave's comedy has levels and we are just seeing the tip of the ice burg

    • @williambarr4822
      @williambarr4822 Před 2 lety +9

      Nancy Reagan?

    • @a.danielcoto4910
      @a.danielcoto4910 Před rokem +8

      @@williambarr4822 i thought it was Nancy Reagan too

    • @sovereign9708
      @sovereign9708 Před rokem +4

      The fuck is a Jim Crow pose?

  • @lawrenceweston922
    @lawrenceweston922 Před 2 lety +72

    “Being an old farm boy myself, chickens coming home to roost never did make me sad; they always made me glad.”
    ~ Malcolm X

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 Před 2 lety

      DID MALCOLM EVER GET OUT OF PRISON?

    • @lawrenceweston922
      @lawrenceweston922 Před 2 lety +1

      @@salamjihad3449 … Yes

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 Před 2 lety

      @@lawrenceweston922 HMMM SEEMS LIKE THEY LET EVERYONE WHO RAPES YOUNG GIRLS OUT OF PRISON !!

  • @chrischew641
    @chrischew641 Před 2 lety +22

    I came expecting to be entertained. I did not expect to be enlightened as well. Dave is GOAT.

  • @Theshow1797
    @Theshow1797 Před 3 lety +5504

    Damn, Dave roasted every white person who downplayed Addiction in the 70’s and 80’s. Genius.

    • @sezeonerdagod
      @sezeonerdagod Před 3 lety +18

      only wypipo think drugs are degenerate!~!

    • @mjohnson1741
      @mjohnson1741 Před 3 lety +131

      The hypocrisy is legendary.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 3 lety +70

      Funny thing is, even in those years people could have just as well point a finger at Weimar Republic, Imperial China, British Empire or Russian Empire. Drug crisis is a crisis and it HAD crumbled empires. But these people... nah, outside history doesn't exist. When Third Reich came to replace Weimar they retained the drug policy, but added a firm belief that "aryan man can't be addicted, only nonaryans can." As a result we got a drugged up nation hyped on by genocide and lead by addicts. _Coooool,_ right?
      P.S.: if any time traveler want to become a hero and at the same time become rich, go and become a drug dealer in 1930 in Germany. Bonus points if you can get all nazi leaders to lethaly overdose or at least get them to vegetable state by 1937.

    • @mjohnson1741
      @mjohnson1741 Před 3 lety +23

      @@TheArklyte The parallels between that period in history and what's happening in America now are TERRIFYING and accurate!

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 3 lety +3

      @@mjohnson1741 thankfully not, though I'm speaking as an outsider. Trust me, you're not anywhere near those levels of FUBAR

  • @hoodpocahontas3950
    @hoodpocahontas3950 Před 4 lety +268

    He forgot “pull yourselves up by your bootstraps!” Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @Ay-B
      @Ay-B Před 4 lety +12

      Yes! (Just ignore the boot on your neck.) Lol

    • @Richter-89
      @Richter-89 Před 4 lety +2

      @Omahni Kenyatta So he can blame black people for it now, right?

    • @mister0sir
      @mister0sir Před 4 lety +7

      @J amazing work, "just take responsibility for your actions" you should lead the crisis against opioid addiction crisis and that can be your motto. We will all be drug free by 2022. Hoorah

    • @albertwesker2695
      @albertwesker2695 Před 4 lety

      He managed to do it didn't he?

    • @jmcdrawer5031
      @jmcdrawer5031 Před 4 lety +12

      @J funny how you dodged self accountability for white folks

  • @larrymoose15
    @larrymoose15 Před 2 lety +7

    @ 2:41 "Because I don't care either" you can see the tear in his eyes. So hard for him to say that.

  • @lulugallo7032
    @lulugallo7032 Před rokem +2

    David Chappelle is so freaking funny!!! Lmfao!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @vee__7
    @vee__7 Před 4 lety +457

    the way he hides the punchlines before they hit you is genius.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking Před 4 lety +3

      @chubbyurma A lot of his jokes are based on clever wording that makes you anticipate one ending, and then he gives you another. He also uses shock factor, but that doesn't negate the cleverness. Still, I'm only mildly entertained by his jokes. Then again, I'm only mildly entertained by recent Chappelle and Bill Burr specials.

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 Před 4 lety

      Sean Matthew King that’s basically his whole shtick it’s not that impressive tbh

    • @postemup1459
      @postemup1459 Před 4 lety

      @@mojojoji5493 but you keep watching!

    • @mojojoji5493
      @mojojoji5493 Před 4 lety

      Postem Up its not like I search him religiously

  • @bobdawson1629
    @bobdawson1629 Před 3 lety +711

    I almost lost bladder control when he said “$2.00”.

  • @sanglunvaiphei9909
    @sanglunvaiphei9909 Před 2 lety +3

    "Two".😂😂

  • @SilverMustang920
    @SilverMustang920 Před 2 lety +8

    One of the most powerful statements ever on racism in US. Absolute Genius!!

  • @Gustavo-rg3mb
    @Gustavo-rg3mb Před 4 lety +604

    Swear Dave Chappell is untouchable when it comes to comedy.

    • @alilweeb7684
      @alilweeb7684 Před 4 lety +5

      Its ironic cuz this shows end was very weak

    • @vortecturbo
      @vortecturbo Před 4 lety

      Agreed

    • @719Flowers
      @719Flowers Před 4 lety +6

      Nah there’s a few but people mostly know the main stream comics. Personally I think Dave is up there with Carlin, Pryor, Murphy. Personally I like Doug Stanhope the most. Check him out if you haven’t. His “no refunds” live special is on CZcams

    • @alaaalfardan3615
      @alaaalfardan3615 Před 4 lety +2

      Agree, dave is the one and only. The only one i am gonna pay to watch

    • @Patriotx84x
      @Patriotx84x Před 4 lety +3

      @@alilweeb7684 weak to the easily offended, but its not the best, yet he made a great job

  • @TheRuddboyy
    @TheRuddboyy Před 4 lety +1757

    Only Dave Chapelle isn't afraid to tell it like it is.

    • @ors4o-prod.by.ors4o17
      @ors4o-prod.by.ors4o17 Před 4 lety +21

      what about bill burr?

    • @Moribus_Artibus
      @Moribus_Artibus Před 4 lety +14

      And Carlin

    • @edwardlong3904
      @edwardlong3904 Před 4 lety +20

      Celeb Ad Lib and Dominoes37, Bill Burr and George Carlin are white. America--rather, White America--stomachs the truth far better when it's coming from a white man than when it's coming from a black man.

    • @Moribus_Artibus
      @Moribus_Artibus Před 4 lety +10

      @@edwardlong3904 Yeah, I can agree with that. Reason being that white Americans perhaps feel a bit uncomfortable with witnessing an educated black man speak.

    • @jondoethereturn
      @jondoethereturn Před 4 lety +15

      When us whites "tell it like it is" we get called racist.

  • @rastand5218
    @rastand5218 Před 3 lety +18

    As an Ohioan Can Confirm all of this is with 100% accuracy.

  • @jimmydasquid9951
    @jimmydasquid9951 Před 2 lety +3

    Dave is the GOAT!!!

  • @Janellabelle
    @Janellabelle Před 4 lety +3045

    I'm finally in recovery now after 10 horrific years. Anyway, I showed this to my mom she laughed so much. Lol because it's soo true and Dave's delivery is flawless.

    • @Amir-iz8eh
      @Amir-iz8eh Před 4 lety +30

      You should check the full special on netflix. It's called sticks and stones, just in case you don't know

    • @kwamerobinson9364
      @kwamerobinson9364 Před 4 lety +118

      Congratulations on your clean time

    • @JoeelGaucin
      @JoeelGaucin Před 4 lety +42

      Hey cool for you, when I got sober I did it cause I understood I'm the one to blame & I was tired of being a bum. NA is just a big circle jerk, I got clean on my own and fixed myself.

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle Před 4 lety +17

      @@Amir-iz8eh lol thank you and I did! I think it's his best one yet. He hit ALL the PC bs "social justice issues" out the park and I think America laughed it off if only for a minute if you know what I mean.

    • @Janellabelle
      @Janellabelle Před 4 lety +12

      @@JoeelGaucin oh I knowww everytime my mom and dad or a GP DR, random AA member etc advises me to go to NA my blood boils like I haven't done it already on my own until I join the cult. No offense AA NA ppl reading this if it's working for you that's great,it's just not for me.. Imo not all addictions are the same and if you look at the opiate addict in NA/AA vs alcoholics/meth addict's success in AA you would agree.

  • @owliealim745
    @owliealim745 Před 4 lety +6195

    When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. if you're born in America you get a front row seat.
    ~ George Carlin

    • @mohamedkorena
      @mohamedkorena Před 4 lety +26

      Profound!

    • @epm5433
      @epm5433 Před 4 lety +36

      Idiotic. Just where did Carlin believe paradise existed?

    • @mohamedkorena
      @mohamedkorena Před 4 lety +198

      @@epm5433 Certainly not in the US!

    • @squirtmph
      @squirtmph Před 4 lety +8

      America is not a country, a least that is what I have learned..

    • @squirtmph
      @squirtmph Před 4 lety +1

      @John John that is what I say, to the boss. And he got so mad, so have to quit over the time

  • @Artdeepmind
    @Artdeepmind Před 2 lety +9

    This special was one of the best things Ive seen last year, it was so real and funny at the same time, its also the first special I saw by him, I knew he is a legend, so I gave it a chance and I did not regret a minute.

  • @monicahall4858
    @monicahall4858 Před 2 lety +6

    Dave says what most people are afraid of saying. He's my peeps. 😊

  • @theofficialcrownoftresseso4759

    "Just say no! What's soo hard abt that?!” 💯 Forgot another common line: Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps! How hard can it be?!? 😂🤣😂🤦

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 Před 4 lety +9

      You've never been on that side . Kinda' like a drug or alcohol counselor never having used

    • @reallyhappenings5597
      @reallyhappenings5597 Před 4 lety +1

      Well, some people do exactly that from the most difficult origins. They are pretty rare and no man is an island but it happens.

    • @salamjihad3449
      @salamjihad3449 Před 4 lety

      WHY IS THAT FUNNY ?

    • @amberwatermelon9808
      @amberwatermelon9808 Před 3 lety +96

      @@randybeeman7823 the irony of the line "just say no", stems back to the reagan era when they rolled out the war on drugs but specifically targeted black communities during the crack epidemic. i'm a recovering addict so i understand the brutality of addiction. but the response to the opiod epidemic has been advocating for treatment centers and drug maintenance programs. the response to the crack epidemic was nancy saying "just say no", and rolling out long prison sentences for anything from drug trafficking to drug possession.

    • @randybeeman7823
      @randybeeman7823 Před 3 lety +9

      @@amberwatermelon9808 Thank you Amber ,all the heroin or most has started 1/2the wars . England used H to control the Chinese . Nixon was a booze head

  • @coachhbosoccer
    @coachhbosoccer Před 4 lety +296

    "Why are all these white ppl so sleepy out here??" 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omg

    • @drujackson-xc3ur
      @drujackson-xc3ur Před 4 lety +2

      Hasade O 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CategoricalImperative
    @CategoricalImperative Před rokem +21

    Dave has gone from being funny, to being hilariously savage. And that is why he’s the greatest comic of all time.

  • @LAZYMICH1
    @LAZYMICH1 Před 2 lety +3

    Omg the yuuuuck $2 part of the ds joke cracks me up. Hilarious!!

  • @fightstage6201
    @fightstage6201 Před 4 lety +613

    "I don't care either!"
    XD

    • @chasestredic
      @chasestredic Před 4 lety +28

      I really don't 🤷‍♂️

    • @joy-115
      @joy-115 Před 4 lety +8

      Loved it!!!!

    • @viksaggu9085
      @viksaggu9085 Před 4 lety +3

      Seriously when I see like “ kids doing fentinyl” I’m like yo your kids know ppl die from one hit so educate it

    • @yoyoyodaboy
      @yoyoyodaboy Před 4 lety

      That killed me!

    • @MimiB1974
      @MimiB1974 Před 4 lety +3

      I been saying that since the opioid “epidemic” came into the news🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 Před 4 lety +446

    Despite the hilarious and crazy stories and jokes he tells, I feel like Dave is a sane voice in this silly world right now...

    • @nopuddingcups4360
      @nopuddingcups4360 Před 4 lety +10

      Absolutely

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Před 4 lety +6

      Dave is carrying the torch George Carlin carried for the earlier generation

    • @skipyoder9191
      @skipyoder9191 Před 4 lety

      That's what makes him so good. He's clever, witty, smart and he knows how to build up to a punchline!!!

  • @viewmaster617
    @viewmaster617 Před 2 lety +3

    He had me in tears when he said they were having a rooting tooting time🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Madtv50
    @Madtv50 Před 2 lety +4

    The “I don’t care either” joke is amazing and accurate

  • @hijonathan
    @hijonathan Před 4 lety +453

    What Dave did in Sticks and Stones is brilliant: he hands us the other side of the proverbial coin and holds a mirror for everyone to see their own reflection.

    • @KyleInOklahoma
      @KyleInOklahoma Před 4 lety +5

      @Joseph Mingle i wish every1 would take his advice...MAGA

    • @the_snoo_muffin9028
      @the_snoo_muffin9028 Před 4 lety +9

      Why can’t people just ignore skin color ffs. Who cares whose the ‘genetically superior’, we’re all stuck on this rock we call a home

    • @okochaten
      @okochaten Před 4 lety +1

      @@the_snoo_muffin9028 and you could be anybody in this life or the next. Empathy

    • @kingyami2294
      @kingyami2294 Před 4 lety +8

      @Joseph Mingle The Native Americans didn't want white people here either but you killed them and stole their land anyway.

    • @wolfy5svn945
      @wolfy5svn945 Před 4 lety

      @@okochaten uhh no. Don't start that Hinduism reincarnation bullshit

  • @TheDarjonmaxwell
    @TheDarjonmaxwell Před 4 lety +189

    His standup has gotten so much better! And he's not afraid to say what's on his mind. I fucking love it!

    • @michaello7635
      @michaello7635 Před 4 lety

      Yeah he didn't sign to any network instead independent

    • @TheRangers1990
      @TheRangers1990 Před 4 lety +6

      Must of never seen his old stand ups. Check it out!

    • @mikediao15
      @mikediao15 Před 4 lety

      this is the old Dave Chapelle

    • @YepsMr
      @YepsMr Před 4 lety

      but we lost the short skits and all the characters. was it a equal trade off idk

    • @udou365ok5
      @udou365ok5 Před 4 lety

      As one great poet once said it's because I'm rich bitch and he doesn't have to kiss anyone's a** so hes free to say whatever he wants thank God it's about time someone stands up to the PC

  • @ReeseChown
    @ReeseChown Před rokem +2

    They loove. And I mean they fuccin looooveee... heroin. 🤣

  • @Head318Hunter
    @Head318Hunter Před 2 lety +14

    I'm a recovering (6 years without) opioid/H addict
    and I... LMAO at this. So so true man.

    • @FATillery
      @FATillery Před 2 lety +2

      Stay the course my friend...

    • @novembercherry4
      @novembercherry4 Před 2 lety +1

      Congratulations! I don't know how difficult it is, but I'll be rooting for you.

    • @amaddenmind4597
      @amaddenmind4597 Před 2 lety

      Stay blessed you can stay clean 🙏

  • @officialVozie100
    @officialVozie100 Před 4 lety +2733

    I'm Apache native american.
    The Ohio joke got me rolling lol.
    Ohy'io aka Ohio means "Great river or Great creek" came from the Seneca tribe. For those who dont know many states names have native american backgroud like Alaska Dakotas and Texas, it's a caddo name for friends.....I'm apache and have deep roots in west texas and northern mexico (Chiricahua & Mescalero Apache) I'm glad many know this.

    • @officialVozie100
      @officialVozie100 Před 4 lety +70

      Oklahoma means red people in Choctaw

    • @crystllclr3743
      @crystllclr3743 Před 4 lety +57

      Thanks for the insight. Thats fascinating.

    • @danielramsey6141
      @danielramsey6141 Před 4 lety +37

      Kinda sad their being ruined by Trashy, stupid people. And that's not just White people 😂.
      But seriously, I'm black, I got roots in native American and I can't help but be sadden by all the stupid people in Charge these days.

    • @slumpt420
      @slumpt420 Před 4 lety +26

      No way man that's awesome. I am of the Lakota Souix Tribe.

    • @TheTodarac
      @TheTodarac Před 4 lety +26

      I am from a town called "Atascocita" which is a south texas native american name for "swamp", feels great to live in the swamp

  • @bobhowell9388
    @bobhowell9388 Před 4 lety +431

    Dave is a genius...makes you laugh while bringing home a point

    • @aintnuthinbutathang1646
      @aintnuthinbutathang1646 Před 4 lety +5

      @Ryan M yep, thank the CIA for that.

    • @TallSomeone
      @TallSomeone Před 4 lety

      He’s joking entirely. Ohio isn’t poor or heroin infested.

    • @goodnight8169
      @goodnight8169 Před 4 lety +1

      Its awesome how he prove the divided america by saying "I don't care either."
      That line was 👍👍👍

    • @slappyx64
      @slappyx64 Před 4 lety

      yeah, but he has to be careful not to be preachy

    • @dailydoser1309
      @dailydoser1309 Před 4 lety

      Damn straight.

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 Před 2 lety +3

    One of his best bits. Altho Hey Baby is my fave. THE GOAT FOREVER!!! xoxo

  • @victorledezma6652
    @victorledezma6652 Před 2 lety +4

    God he’s so truthful it’s awesome. Loved the new special

  • @Robopercy
    @Robopercy Před 4 lety +1508

    Dave always has some real shit to say, pray they don’t take him from us 🙏🏾

    • @chination1796
      @chination1796 Před 4 lety +16

      I'm praying too but the powers that be in Hollyweird might have other plans

    • @D3Fanatic
      @D3Fanatic Před 4 lety +39

      They won't. Sticks and Stones might have gotten review bombed by critics, but user scores showed that the critics were as usual; out of touch.

    • @mattgonzalez4457
      @mattgonzalez4457 Před 4 lety +16

      Who is going to take him? They been trying to cancel him since this special came out. It ain't happening

    • @brnalegend3220
      @brnalegend3220 Před 4 lety +7

      You sound like a bitch smh

    • @harageilucid4352
      @harageilucid4352 Před 4 lety +15

      Im genuinely curious who is “they” and who is “us”?

  • @pz9aweis929
    @pz9aweis929 Před 4 lety +642

    His jokes are funny, current, and insightful. He talks about problems everybody else is afraid of talking about. I love it!

    • @djtaz112
      @djtaz112 Před 4 lety +8

      I completely agree with you! His jokes are funny but an eye opener for sure.

    • @wilderbeastchronicals3554
      @wilderbeastchronicals3554 Před 4 lety +3

      wow, i couldnt agree more. not only are his jokes current and insightful but they are also an eye opener for sure! gee golly!

    • @butterflyeffect1036
      @butterflyeffect1036 Před 4 lety +2

      @P. Spit You mean the guy that walk away from millions, literally, is a "sell out"... Okay.
      Seeing the other names you listed, I know exactly where you are coming from. Adieu.

    • @z-iceberg3562
      @z-iceberg3562 Před 4 lety

      @P. Spit? What

    • @khaledhamadi2652
      @khaledhamadi2652 Před 4 lety

      P. Spit U don’t know what u’re talking about ... the ur comment has nothing to do with what she said. Dave Chappelle speaks his mind he is not afraid to touch subjects that are literally career ending if he fails to back his arguments with common sense. U see him talk about LGBT, trump , U.S foreign policy, feminism, abortion..... And he never failed to amuse the audience and educate them even if most of them completely disagree with him

  • @sniffypants5097
    @sniffypants5097 Před 2 lety +3

    Consistently one of the greatest comedians.

  • @lukepoplawski3230
    @lukepoplawski3230 Před rokem +1

    Truly one of the best bits Dave has.

  • @xyzlne
    @xyzlne Před 4 lety +242

    He is such a veteran of comedy he can get serious about his jokes and address the issues.

    • @Lanikaika
      @Lanikaika Před 4 lety

      George Carlin, robin williams, Bill burr as well imo

    • @noway6852
      @noway6852 Před 4 lety

      Straight up

  • @ronaldomalcom4768
    @ronaldomalcom4768 Před 4 lety +172

    "Just say 'No!' What's so hard about that?"..... Perfect!

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Před 4 lety +2

      It's actually really easy to say no to drugs.

    • @ronaldomalcom4768
      @ronaldomalcom4768 Před 4 lety +11

      @@rs72098 absolutely it is. But the emotional and psychological state that one can be in due to the conditions that allow someone to be susceptible to such an idea are a much different story...

    • @TheSandwichMonster
      @TheSandwichMonster Před 4 lety +2

      @@rs72098 it is easy to say no to drugs. But at least with opioids 20% of addictions at least are from painkiller and other addiction which started at the doctors office. The same can't be said for the Crack and coke epidemic in the 80s and 90s he's referring to.

    • @LordDefekator
      @LordDefekator Před 4 lety +1

      I've said no to all those sustances. What's so hard about?

  • @carloscarranza1866
    @carloscarranza1866 Před rokem +1

    2 had me dying 😂🤣

  • @cutiepie6796
    @cutiepie6796 Před 2 lety +3

    I LIVE IN DAYTON, HE'S NOT LYING

  • @veralenora7368
    @veralenora7368 Před 3 lety +3009

    President Lyndon B. Johnson once said, "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

    • @ceemontana5877
      @ceemontana5877 Před 3 lety +156

      Yup. And the message still rings true today.

    • @Yababy_Farva
      @Yababy_Farva Před 3 lety +238

      The Republican party in a nutshell. Poor Whites voting against their own interests to support rich whites who only want to serve Corporations. Go figure.

    • @TheMacroSlacker
      @TheMacroSlacker Před 3 lety +161

      yep politicians have been utilizing basic human social psychology for decades and nobody is smart enough to realize it because education in this country blows goats.

    • @wb3161
      @wb3161 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Yababy_Farva what’s stupid is not voting for trump but you can clearly see how bad it’s gotten in just the beginning of biden being president which anyone with any sense at all knows without a doubt that he didn’t win

    • @cleveland2286
      @cleveland2286 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Yababy_Farva How did this dudes original comment have anything to do with modern politics. Like honestly what are you doing here.

  • @officialVozie100
    @officialVozie100 Před 4 lety +800

    "Just say no, what's so hard about that"
    Haha so true

  • @renofederighi8774
    @renofederighi8774 Před 2 lety +2

    Dave always keeping it 💯

  • @JGHMusic
    @JGHMusic Před rokem +4

    I love how much truth is embedded in chapelle’s material

  • @luvbig41
    @luvbig41 Před 4 lety +43

    "just say no....What's so hard about that?" ......LMAO!!!!!

  • @gicherumburu4047
    @gicherumburu4047 Před 4 lety +493

    Dave's comedy aint just comedy...it is a lesson on truth, an intelligent self-reflection of the nation....

    • @jeffdrum5541
      @jeffdrum5541 Před 3 lety +13

      That's what good comedy is, and always has been. Speaking truth to power in a morality play sort of way.

    • @johnnybgood6374
      @johnnybgood6374 Před 2 lety

      Oh stop it. It’s just comedy dude.

    • @leetNzweep
      @leetNzweep Před 2 lety

      what the fuck are you on about. Its just humor

  • @freedygarza995
    @freedygarza995 Před 2 lety +2

    This was one of the best stand ups ever

  • @richardkovacs2006
    @richardkovacs2006 Před 2 lety +5

    I'm in love with Dave Chappelle's deep humanity. Such a wonderful soul he has. And he's also funny.

  • @Larez121
    @Larez121 Před 4 lety +2963

    Love that dig at Nancy Reagan, just say no! 😂

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi Před 3 lety +19

      Get what I'm saying

    • @nickdiplacito7551
      @nickdiplacito7551 Před 3 lety +34

      Fucking genius 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂😂😎

    • @rs72098
      @rs72098 Před 3 lety +36

      Well it is easy to say NO to friends who are trying to push drugs. Whoever is trying to get you to do cocaine, heroin, or meth is trying to get you addicted so they can make money off your addiction. It's a dummies business.

    • @svenleeuwen
      @svenleeuwen Před 3 lety +8

      Mr. T said it too!

    • @cfnretro6448
      @cfnretro6448 Před 3 lety +10

      Fucking D.A.R.E.

  • @vb46
    @vb46 Před 4 lety +67

    Dave is one of the most talented comedians I have ever seen

  • @cb-9938
    @cb-9938 Před 2 lety +1

    My god 🤣 Dave Chappelle is one of the few people I enjoy listening to

  • @johnoats2698
    @johnoats2698 Před 2 lety +1

    Well said this man is a great story teller he tell reality stories which are true but he throws a twist on it with humor funny love his show's 👏👏👏👏👏💯💯💯

  • @Ricardodelamuerte
    @Ricardodelamuerte Před 4 lety +245

    That’s some of the realist shit I’ve ever heard in my life 👏👏👏👏

    • @yankee2666
      @yankee2666 Před 4 lety

      Then you live in a very unreal world.

    • @amnesh
      @amnesh Před 4 lety +6

      @@yankee2666 YOU live in fantasy land.

    • @MM-gp9mb
      @MM-gp9mb Před 4 lety

      @@yankee2666 u sound white

  • @thesmoothiediet5599
    @thesmoothiediet5599 Před 4 lety +170

    I LOVE when he laughs at his own jokes 😂😂😂😭😭

    • @skepchica
      @skepchica Před 2 lety +1

      The mic pop on the leg kills me EVERY TIME.

  • @iamthevanavator281
    @iamthevanavator281 Před 2 měsíci

    What an immense talent, he blows me away. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @kingleoxvii2463
    @kingleoxvii2463 Před 11 měsíci

    I was laughing while chewing and almost choked to death. 😆 🤣