Jimmy's Jokes About SCOTLAND | Jimmy Carr

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  • čas přidán 13. 11. 2022
  • When in Glasgow! (That's the saying right?)
    These are all the jokes Jimmy dared to make about the beloved Scots during his special that was filmed in Glasgow.
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Making People Laugh
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
    Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
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Komentáře • 170

  • @chrish281
    @chrish281 Před rokem +117

    As someone from Scotland I have to tip my hat off to Jimmy's cultural awareness in this clip

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před rokem +1

      My Nana loved him. So glad I got on the Jimmy train decades ago. He is a very astute comic. His hosting gigs are usually filled with on point jabs. Apparently he studies guests he doesn't know to have ready made burns.

    • @S.Clause
      @S.Clause Před rokem

      Why?

    • @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha
      @celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha Před rokem

      Mon Celtic #scotland

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 Před rokem +1

      "someone from Scotland" I swear there used to be a word for people like that.

  • @briannicholas2757
    @briannicholas2757 Před rokem +39

    I live in Maine, USA, and during lockdown I discovered the wonderful world of British comedians. And I must say that Jimmy Carr is in my top three, along with Bill Bailey and the late Sean Lock, who I am sure is enjoying a drink with the other great comics who left us too early.
    Thank you Jimmy, you always put a smile on my face.
    PS: I really enjoy your new show, I Literally Just Told You, may it run for many seasons.

    • @buster7611
      @buster7611 Před rokem

      Try Roy Chubby Brown

    • @thornabyonteesyorks3643
      @thornabyonteesyorks3643 Před rokem +1

      Try Al Murray , nations of the world .

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Před rokem +1

      Try Lenny Henry 😂

    • @Celtic4Life9
      @Celtic4Life9 Před rokem

      Kevin Bridges, Frankie Boyle, the next Scottish comedians who followed on from Billy Connolly
      Glesga's miles better

    • @chrisblake2586
      @chrisblake2586 Před rokem

      Try Frankie Boyle and Bernard Manning

  • @GrayeWilliams
    @GrayeWilliams Před rokem +70

    I’ve watched enough clips that I’ve started laughing like Jimmy.
    I’m pleased as punch.

    • @mrlox9576
      @mrlox9576 Před rokem +2

      It's funny when you catch yourself doing that hey. But the more you watch him the more he realy grows on you.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem

      @@mrlox9576 hey hey hey hey hey hey

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Před rokem

      @@mrlox9576 awwwwwww..........

  • @streakingjesus
    @streakingjesus Před rokem +14

    As a Scotsman gotta admit he's funny 😁

  • @kariharris7006
    @kariharris7006 Před rokem +31

    Been having a rough day and you turned it right around like always! Thank you Sir Carr, simply brilliant!

  • @kingloser4198
    @kingloser4198 Před rokem +23

    3:10 Bill Burr loved that joke

  • @TheReaverOfDarkness
    @TheReaverOfDarkness Před rokem +12

    Glasgow hecklers havin' the most fun! :D

  • @DestroyerWill
    @DestroyerWill Před rokem +27

    Nobody can beat Rob Brydon on Scottish women and excuses to get out of sex “auch I’m allergic to bins” 😂

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před rokem +2

      Omg the bfq with Brydon and Jimmy where Rob stages a coup. Beautiful...

  • @Hey___you
    @Hey___you Před rokem +11

    I loved your book, Jimmy. It was entertaining and inspiring.
    ❤ catherine 🇺🇸

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175

    3:59 Aye, ye canny beat a sausage supper! 😂❤😁

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Před rokem +9

    Thank you for the laughs Jimmy 👍

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 Před rokem +3

    I love being Scottish. We can laugh at ourselves, and our faults. Jimmy is really funny.

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Před rokem +2

    Thanks for the laughs Jimmy, 🌟🤣

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 Před rokem +2

    Watching from Detroit. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @BobAt101
    @BobAt101 Před rokem

    Jimmy , you are the funniest guy in the UK, I cannot get away from you and you open your gob and I burst into laughter.

  • @martinknows
    @martinknows Před rokem +8

    Jimmy, do you mind if I call you Jimmy, like I am giving you the option to tell me yes or no. Jimmy, you are very much appreciated. I am betting you could do hours of just audience interaction with almost no prepared material. Thank you for the chuckles. I wish you health and happiness. I still miss Sean.

  • @deanie557
    @deanie557 Před rokem +5

    Now it's Scotland's turn to make fun at Jimmy & that isn't difficult. 😂

  • @contingency9
    @contingency9 Před rokem

    superb!

  • @rymic72
    @rymic72 Před rokem +2

    The beauty of a Glaswegian crowd is that they enjoy the self deprecating humour.

  • @michaelduffin1722
    @michaelduffin1722 Před rokem +9

    Excellent audience, without humour in ourselves we're a very sad bunch👍😊

  • @ArcAudios77
    @ArcAudios77 Před rokem

    Another Glaswegian laughed here, thanks Jimmy.
    Regards

  • @DanielDay-ix8vr
    @DanielDay-ix8vr Před rokem

    amazing

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 Před rokem +6

    Fantastic!

  • @moj6j6j69
    @moj6j6j69 Před rokem +1

    The best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @moonnightbricks3948
    @moonnightbricks3948 Před rokem

    Awesome.

  • @colinevans7134
    @colinevans7134 Před rokem

    Brilliant

  • @jamesandrews1130
    @jamesandrews1130 Před rokem

    Jimmy is coming to Newfoundland Canada June 2023. My wife couldn't believe it when she asked me to go see Johnny Carr and I said no. It was about three hours latter when it hit me.

  • @CA-ee1et
    @CA-ee1et Před rokem +5

    8:10 "I get money from that, I don't know how"
    Don't worry Jimmy, your accountant will sort it all out for you. The money comes in via the Cayman Islands, Sark and Switzerland.

  • @matthewratcliffe6812
    @matthewratcliffe6812 Před rokem +3

    Scotland is beautiful

  • @Smellthecoffee100
    @Smellthecoffee100 Před rokem

    Proper heckler

  • @carladean6117
    @carladean6117 Před rokem +51

    It's nice to be Scottish and find this funny, no offence taken. If only all races could be as accepting of humour about them without screaming 'racism' 😆

    • @alemgas
      @alemgas Před rokem +1

      I wonder how well he would go down in Qatar 😂

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Před rokem +2

      @@alemgas Or in London

    • @matthewstevenson3002
      @matthewstevenson3002 Před rokem +2

      Scots and Irish are probably Best at taking a joke

    • @chrismathis4162
      @chrismathis4162 Před rokem +1

      I didn’t realise Scottish was a race

    • @carladean6117
      @carladean6117 Před rokem

      @@chrismathis4162 What do you suggest in it's place, Nationality?
      That better?

  • @sixaout1982
    @sixaout1982 Před rokem +13

    Jimmy proves Scotland has a sense of humour

    • @EmmaRiddle543
      @EmmaRiddle543 Před rokem +5

      Em…of course Scotland has a sense of humour, billy Connolly, Kevin bridges, still game… the list goes on. I’m from Scotland and our day to day lives circle around a sense of humour.

    • @dom4534
      @dom4534 Před rokem +2

      @@EmmaRiddle543 And of course the Scottish national football team

    • @jonsmith20766
      @jonsmith20766 Před rokem

      If you lived in a frozen, inward looking shlthole whose whole identity was predicated on being resentful to it's neighbour to the south for being the most culturally and linguistically influential country in history then humour would be your best recourse.
      The next best might be heroin addiction, which is what they tend to favour.

  • @Foxy90x
    @Foxy90x Před rokem

    Genius

  • @dksdmusic
    @dksdmusic Před rokem +2

    Fucking A Jimmy! Great video

  • @robertlang1439
    @robertlang1439 Před rokem +15

    Love jimmys scottish accent

  • @D4RK4NG3L_
    @D4RK4NG3L_ Před rokem

    Woah this guys better than i thought🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnburns3703
    @johnburns3703 Před rokem +1

    love to see a double act with sadowitz!

  • @georgejennings8743
    @georgejennings8743 Před rokem +2

    Jimmy goes full auto with the come backs

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Před rokem

      You understand theyre set up

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 Před rokem +2

      @@zapkvr you really need to go to a show. He doesn't use plants... We know the heckles he wants to hear.

  • @irvsstella
    @irvsstella Před rokem +5

    I found this video offensive, distasteful and patronising, fucking brilliant, loved it 😆

  • @marcusaetius9309
    @marcusaetius9309 Před rokem

    Nasty! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @chaseshadow
    @chaseshadow Před rokem

    Jimmy Carr loves the Order of the Garter.

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 Před rokem +2

    Jimmy making a very convincing case for Independence.

    • @davidevans3223
      @davidevans3223 Před rokem

      We asked you to go before in our polite English way but you voted to keep scrounging

  • @The_Kalahari_Cowboy
    @The_Kalahari_Cowboy Před rokem

    Classiest "your mama's" jokes.

  • @karl-186
    @karl-186 Před rokem +5

    Hi Jimmy

  • @DrMcMoist
    @DrMcMoist Před rokem

    The roads in Glasgow are very nearly finished, but not in the way that Jimmy meant it.

  • @richardbradley3684
    @richardbradley3684 Před rokem

    Who was that guy at the end

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Před rokem +4

    Scotland does sound like a great country to travel, Mate XD

  • @chapsnaps1
    @chapsnaps1 Před rokem +2

    At least they don't throw pennies or bottles anymore.

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 Před rokem +1

    XDDD

  • @edrcozonoking
    @edrcozonoking Před rokem +3

    I didn't hear a single joke...they were all true stories.

  • @liamhegarty3220
    @liamhegarty3220 Před rokem +1

    Cotton buds are NOT banned in the United Kingdom...I have to admire the commitment to BS, though.

  • @riecejoynes1681
    @riecejoynes1681 Před rokem +3

    Jokes? I thought these were facts

  • @YevOnegin
    @YevOnegin Před rokem +3

    Can't wait for the "Jokes About Israel" video.

  • @scottiescott4201
    @scottiescott4201 Před rokem +1

    I know he’s just being funny .. and that’s ok but my goodness! He’s far more material in whose running the country now ( running 😂 but)

  • @davide2975
    @davide2975 Před rokem

    Some people on here say they can't stand Jimmy Carr, so why bother watching???

  • @gilessmith2481
    @gilessmith2481 Před rokem

    See you in Darwin, 2023...... 😎👍

  • @johncopeland3826
    @johncopeland3826 Před rokem

    Is it true his da was a test tube ......

  • @peripheralparadox4218

    Hitlers mistress also wrote a book.
    Mein Kant.

  • @AquarianAgeApostle
    @AquarianAgeApostle Před rokem

    Advertisement cut in just before the punchline. Not ideal when watching a gag comedian. Was the advertisement deliberately put there in order to punish us for not using their premium service? Pr*cks!

  • @Vee-jc1qh
    @Vee-jc1qh Před rokem

    Just remember though Jimmy to pay your taxes.

  • @FullOedipus
    @FullOedipus Před rokem +8

    You better watch your mouth about scottland. You may not realize it but they understand English. Sure they can barely speak it but they can understand.

  • @pwccfc
    @pwccfc Před rokem

    Excellent

  • @donaldmckechnie4562
    @donaldmckechnie4562 Před rokem

    The biggest joke in the UK, is the Tories in Westminster .

  • @loaded2820
    @loaded2820 Před rokem

    If you bleep it, I won't listen.

  • @onlyhereforNF
    @onlyhereforNF Před rokem +3

    Great representation of Scotland 👏 Jimmy your half way there to perfecting the accent 👏 aw I needed that barrel eh laughs the day 🤣

  • @paulomontero12
    @paulomontero12 Před rokem +1

    Let’s the Scott’s joke about 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! English being stomping on Scottish rights till this day.

    • @alex-E7WHU
      @alex-E7WHU Před rokem

      Boring comment.

    • @YARROWS9
      @YARROWS9 Před rokem +1

      FFS. Get a grip, and stop making us look miserable F**kers.

  • @Idancegood
    @Idancegood Před 3 měsíci +1

    I think on this island, English, Scottish, welsh doesn't matter....we all just love slaggings

  • @marksandsmith6778
    @marksandsmith6778 Před rokem

    Based on this performance you *have* paid too much tax.

  • @neilwatson5864
    @neilwatson5864 Před rokem

    Jimmy. We All know how you get paid your money. Thru your Tax code.

  • @topsouter
    @topsouter Před rokem

    if you do get money from it Jimmy, just make sure you pay your income tax from it... xx

  • @iamarawn
    @iamarawn Před rokem +6

    Seriously, it censored the word mongol? That's not even a bad word!

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime Před rokem +2

      It is because of CZcams will demonetize you.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn Před rokem

      @@JustinJTime but it's mongol, i can name so many bad words, but mongol? it's not a bad word at all. it's like a preschool insult you just laugh off.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 Před rokem

      @@iamarawn
      It’s considered quite offensive these days. Mongolia has spoken out against it because they don’t want their name used to refer to people with Down’s Syndrome, and people with Down’s and their families don’t like the word because… well, I’m not sure actually. Maybe they’re all racists and hate Asian people.

    • @iamarawn
      @iamarawn Před rokem

      @@Brinta3 i don't associate the word mongols with mongolians or down syndrome.

  • @jim_dubhglas
    @jim_dubhglas Před rokem +2

    Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges are where I turn for comedy, especially for Scottish jokes. Nae to Jimmy Carr.

  • @bigmoncrief6071
    @bigmoncrief6071 Před rokem +5

    It's a toss up as to which I dislike more; the Glaswegian accent or Jimmy Carr.

  • @gggggggg3542
    @gggggggg3542 Před rokem

    So what, he's a comedian just earning some money.......... hope he declares it to HMRC

  • @rip5666
    @rip5666 Před rokem

    England lose on penalties again.

  • @johnmontgomery9149
    @johnmontgomery9149 Před rokem +1

    Jimmy Carr is an effin joke.

  • @rubenzrb
    @rubenzrb Před rokem

    does he often get punched after his shows?)

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Před rokem

      No, because people understand it's comedy and wouldn't really go to his shows if they were offended by him.

    • @rubenzrb
      @rubenzrb Před rokem

      @@cambs0181 well, in Russia punching people is also comedy hence the question

  • @alphasushi9178
    @alphasushi9178 Před rokem +2

    Jokes about Scotland? No no, Scotland IS a joke

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 Před rokem

    You do get money from it Jimmy, you're quite right. Perhaps if you did a tax dodge you'd also get to keep more of it.

  • @jockiron
    @jockiron Před rokem

    P1sh

  • @richardconnelly7141
    @richardconnelly7141 Před rokem +1

    didnt find him that funny

  • @duncanbrown7082
    @duncanbrown7082 Před rokem

    I’m amazed how poor his Scottish accent is.

  • @robertreape
    @robertreape Před rokem +1

    Jimmy Carr tells jokes? The guy is as funny as a burning orphanage

    • @jootai
      @jootai Před rokem

      Well.. Donno if that's a compliment

  • @sydneyhappy8543
    @sydneyhappy8543 Před rokem +18

    Mrs Anna is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy.

    • @michellemary1070
      @michellemary1070 Před rokem

      I'm from Australia and I have been Investing and earning massively with the help of Mrs Anna , all thanks to her

    • @realscientistflanders1688
      @realscientistflanders1688 Před rokem

      Mr Frodo helped me invest in gold rings

    • @bigears5809
      @bigears5809 Před rokem

      Do you think Mrs Anna could help me?

    • @highlandoutsider8148
      @highlandoutsider8148 Před rokem +1

      Mrs Anna helped remove my appendix, she didn't even need to use her hands because she is so skilled with her feet, she was also instrumental in the apollo lunar missions.

  • @annsimpson8786
    @annsimpson8786 Před rokem +1

    Can't stand the man!

  • @paparobbo62
    @paparobbo62 Před rokem

    Why is CZcams allowing this racist material? Please have it removed or face a legal challenge.

  • @davidjohnston5692
    @davidjohnston5692 Před rokem +1

    I really don’t find him funny to be honest I find him just giving insults to people nothing else ?

  • @zip261
    @zip261 Před rokem +4

    Carr has never been funny.

    • @artistsanomalous7369
      @artistsanomalous7369 Před rokem

      Agreed. He's just camp and annoying.
      _Jimmy_ Carr, on the other hand...

  • @JoeyCheex0583
    @JoeyCheex0583 Před rokem

    aaah why was mongo beeped out ? wtf ??