Dylan Moran - Differences Between Scotland and Ireland | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy
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- Scotland, the country that fries their food 5 times to make sure it's dead.
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As a Scotsman I can agree, I do finish a lot of sentences with "A wis like that...." 😂😂😂
Dylan is one of the best. His effortless Sardonicism always makes be chuckle into my sleeve late at night.
Hoping you don't work nights in A&E??
You might be wearing your sweater wrong. The 2nd biggest hole is the one where your head goes...
"If you are Liberal, you have no purpose. You are the thing in your kitchen you never use. Something you bought once when you were out at a market feeling frisky." Describes me :)
The bourgeoisie's Plan C.
It’s sad and HILLARIOUS how Dylan portrays the human dilemma, another brilliant mind 🤣🙏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🥴thank you from OZ
One L in hilarious, Susan. Excuse me, but it breaks my concentration when I'm reading your comments.
“Here’s a torch…” 🔦 🌿🌱🌙 👀 ✨😂
Love this guy 👍 let's have some more black books.
One great talented gentleman
Thank you mate
Possibly the most profound analysis of 21st century geo-politics out there 😂
I would love to hang out with this guy - please come to Portland Oregon-
Totally original & I could relate to alot of the material.
Great clip.❤😂😂😂
You are so awesome, Dylan. Funny every second.
So, so smart and so, so witty! By the way hilarious and wonderfully entertaining!!
I adore this man.
Bacon flavoured mouthwash?! I'm moving to Scotland!!!
How can you be so intelligent and funny at the same time?
the etymology of the german word for joke "Witz" has the same root like the german word for knowledge and wisdom.
if it's a not so smart we'd rather use "kalauer" = pun.
i think you will find that the two go together
@@williamdoyle2063
What? A joke and a pun?
Pphhhh, don't be ridiculous.
Masterpiece.
Dylan’s been back in London and I didn’t go. 😢 I want to see him live again.
Oh my God, I love him 😂
You know, several people have said this same thing…
GENIUS!!!! 🤣😂
Bless you brother. Fantastic Thank you
I laughed all the way through this.
Mission accomplished
A true bard of the old line :)
Classic performance. 😁😁👊👊👌👌
I have personally petitioned the Australian government to refund any tourist's airline ticket if, after coming to Oz, they don't at least see one of the most venomous spiders on earth biting one of the most venomous snakes on earth while fighting a salt water croc. I think that is reasonable. You also get half off if the thermostat drops below 30°.
Hahaha
We want more
There's a discount on your meal if your ballsack isn't torn off by a kangaroo and eaten by a koala
Why did i read this is Dylan's voice :D
Ta! Agreed.
Brilliant
Very clever humour
A thinking person's comedian.
He’s brilliant
hes hilarious, remind smeof me when drunk
I think he's got some Robin William's vibes
Dylan has a "tell" in this stand-up. When he sets up the punch-line, he shakes his mike a bit. This is where he is subliminally shaking the audience, inducing the audience's response of laughter. (Or nervously hoping his joke will land.)
Parkinson?
@@northof-62No, he's dead. He's talking about Dylan. Do keep up
I wasn't talking about Parkinson, the man.
No. He just shakes the microphone every so often because he's an animated talker. Without the microphone in his hand, he would be waving both hands around, but he wouldn't be able to walk back and forth as he did so. This is the compromise.
@@Anrirua you ain't funny. Stop trying.
Funny guy!!
when was this taped?
Lunatic, Love Ya
something tells me when he described the little green people he was thinking of bill bailey.
I missed Dylan, wow.. Crazy
Giving vegans a torch. 😂😂😂😂
a flashlight is called a 'torch' outside north America. So he gave the vegans a flashlight and told them to root through the garden to see what they could eat! LOL
Scottish are Protestants/Presbyterians and Irish are Roman Catholics😂
This is a hall of fame stand up. I’m blown away by four eyes from Shaun of the dead.
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Differences : Ireland fought for and got it's independence - Scotland, when it had the best chance for independence it will ever get (without a shot being fired) - completely shat it.
"THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!"
I'm sure your social calendar is completely booked up for next decade. 🙄
No , they lied to get the vote. Tell me about the Scottish brigades that fought in the civil war. Bet you're raging that James Connolly had a Scottish accent 🤡
At least the UK got its independence from that dreadful EU.
G is the country get used to it drop tour silly leftist nonsesne even Ireland should be in tne British Union we are the British Isles a ery simular and unique people all speaking English GET OVER TOUR SELF
Did he play Rufus in Notting Hill?
Yes
😂😂
How old is this?
Cameron was in power and William's wedding was recent, so I'd say some 10 years ago.
@@silvasilvasilva This channels keeps posting random snippets of shows - they cold at leas add the date when it was aired.
@@matusknives agreed. People keep bitching about him being drunk. Pretty sure hes been sober for a while. Him and Ron White are sober. . There is only one drunk major comedian left and thats stanhope. (Pretty sure hes been slowing down too. Not an easy lifestyle to maintain.)
He's back drinking again since lockdown, he has also gotten a divorce. Seen him a few months ago in Dublin and It was a mess, he had no material, just rambled and seemed lost and depressed.
@@whiteflange that sucks. ☹ Hes a good writer/comedian. One of my faves from overseas. (Im in Florida USA) I also like Reginald D. Hunter ans Glen wool. I wish they all would play the states.
How lit was he?
Ireland is an Irish Isle... Dylan!
Look at a map. Geographic term for the NW European argipeligo is as Dylan stated. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Daithí Ó Murchú
@@davidmurphy9974 Map looked at, buíochas mór, Daithí...Ireland is clearly an Irish Isle regardless of what the British State maps might aspire to...
@@danocinneide1885it’s both. The island is Ireland but geographically it’s one of the British isles. It’s a bit like sweden is a country but it’s geographically part of Scandinavia. Or maybe Portugal and Spain are both located in Iberia. Something like that anyway.
@@MrBlaxjax only according to the legacy of British State colonialism Blaxjax.. That is propaganda.. The reality is that Britain is a British Isle, and Ireland is an Irish Isle.
@@danocinneide1885 well we could put to one side that the noun that names Britain isn’t British. It’s pre British. It’s the romans that invented Britain. Anyway I have not a clue if the romans invented the British isles too. It’s on the cards that they did. If it’s a colonial concept then it’s probably a Roman one. Anyway it’s worth investigating
Wasn't he in Shaun of the dead?
Yes
Yes, also Run Fat Boy Run.
Is that David from Shaun of the dead?
Yes
no he played shaun. easy mistake though
British isles Dylan?
British isles!!!!!!! The islands of Britain and Ireland please Dylan.
He might be of protestant descent....still loyal to the crown as opposed to the fairy hawthorn one or the red shoe religion in italy
was marmite invented here?
The Irish and British Isles....or the British Lies if you prefer...
I can't believe those people are laughing, they should be ashamed.
He just called their bullshit 👏👏👏
I guess they can stomach irony.
Ashamed of what, muffin? What should they be ashamed of? His surreal stereotype descriptions of their alleged prejudices?
Taking yourself a little seriously, ain't you?
Do you think everyone in that audience is from the south, you should learn what humour is, despite watching some comedy you still seem totally baffled by it.
Great that he’s not drunk on stage. I saw him live once but he was completely plastered. It was embarrassing 🙈
How does an Irish comedian (a) use the term British isles and (b) refer to Ireland as part of "the rest of the country"?
You do know that this wasn't a TedTalk, right? :) Btw, you do know that 'British Isles' is the correct geographical name for this group of islands? A term used for at least 2000 years, millennia before the nation of Britain even existed? :)
Also he is a rich anglo irish male, his parents are probably rich (and probably the other meaning😅) the accent is very very posh by irish stds he is an educated irish man that knows the difference between british isles and rep of irl and that England like Wales are 'other' countrys not county's in the british isles
@@olenick9590Are you sure you even like comedy? Kiss Gerry for me.
@@robleahy5759 ur right I dont like comedy... except that american Carlin dude...so by todays stds that makes me autistic🤔🤣 and honestly i cant stand gerry or paisley or mr italian red shoes or any male rep of the patriarchy im only a plastic paddy i was born in london so im technically an illegal alien and the blackest white in ireland and the whitest black in uk...despite my irish parents working as skivvies for a megarich aristobrat...nope im what u call 'ordinary'content to sit on the fence and critisise every authoritarian parented cptsd person that hasnt left their 'supposedly' shameful past in a cowpat in a platos cave someplace back in last century....i guess comedy is subjective...but thanks for taking 2 mins of ur time to tell me what i should think comedy is.....u were defo educated in ireland or had RI ad opposed to RE
because he speaks english
Terrible title
Guy is copying the grt Eddie Ezzard!!
Canned laughter, how American 😂
The difference between Irish and Scottish is about an inch lol but the English rule both of us
SECTARIAN RAGE INBOUND
Unfourtunatley they kinda still rule everyone.
@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 not for long bro
I'm an Irish American and we do whatever we want to do
@@fuzzymonkey-qe1xp 😄🚬😉 Youre probably right. Should be interesting to see, to say the very least.
Them few miniutes of my life waisted. How drab he is. And im irish.
He is brilliant, but the less intelligent people won't get his humour.
Well, ain't we lucky there's a genius like you to 'splain it to us, yeah?
Ireland sucks
I thought this bloke was funny. Then I watched this.
There is a saying: best to be silent and be considered a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
no one should be allowed to say anything like he does about Scotland. He should be put on Trial
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No thanks.
If you don't like it, why are you watching it? Masochistic?
Dreadful stuff...Desperate...Thank god for Tommy Tiernan
Tiernan. A globalist shite.
No offense to this, one of my top 5 favourite British comedians (Maybe top 2) and also creator of and actor in one of the best TV comedies ever (Black Boks), but when, in the first minute, he fails to finish sentences as he airs the first parts of thoughts, he sounds like the orange monster currently pestering the US. Except Dylan makes more sense.
I can't watch him anymore. Most of my ethnic background comes from the UK in the order of Irish, English, Scottish and I tend to find British guys very attractive. But comedy is supposed to make you laugh... I watched a video of him and more so wanted to cry. I don't like the way he talked about Jesus. I'm not a perfect person, the Church is full of ppl who don't follow real faith and I've been a real hypocrite for sure myself. But I still believe in God. I still believe in Jesus..maybe not in the same type of religion as my ultra right wing parents and siblings...well at least my youngest sister, who is a social worker, had something to say to my uncle, who wanted to say bad things about Lauren Daigle just for going on the Ellen show and all just bc Ellen happens to be gay
..and look, I don't want to insult ppl in the UK, I feel a connection to my celtic and even my English roots more so than any other of my mutt-ancestries...but I'm not going to let the same ppl who went around the world killing others in the name of God or chopping their wives heads off so they'd be religiously free to remarry, now tell me that I should be an atheist. That I should buy into the emperors new clothes-esque (accept or be called a "flat earther) spontaneous evolution theory...when everything comes from something. As much chaos as there is in this world, there's too much meaning in our human existence and animal kingdom as well (yes, I'm aware that animals eat each other and such...obviously) to believe that we all came about without intention and planning. Books don't write themselves, paintings don't appear because earthquakes moved paint around into some sort of order and beauty...computers didn't invent and don't program themselves.
Just also...ppl don't tend to talk badly about other religions and still get to consider themselves progressive..sure, some Maga cultists do but that's not what I'm talking abt...yet for some reason, feel its fair game to talk so disrespectfully about Jesus. I know that was a different video of his, so sorry for the apparent irrelevance, but I'm not going to watch this anymore. He is not a bad looking guy at all, but seems just a little too keen on and amused with himself...
What do you mean Celtic and English roots? That you are American? No shame in being American just…
And there is no "just..." my half-Italian mother from Chicago beat the sh*t out of me growing up, and was not against humiliating me either. Consequently & finally...I have very little shame. Nor would I allow someone with a different opinion cause me to feel it...all the maga ppl in a state I'm now stuck in would tell me my political opinions are wrong for example...and to me, that's what Brits would call: "rubbish"
No offense but are you dense?
Ok, are you feeling better?! Go to sleep now.
Pissed up comedian couldnt deliver on the night. Absolute sham. I hope ue gets sober soon
He seems pretty sober. You sure he isnt?
@@livewithmeterandnomeasureb1679 Trouble is, you hear (read)the terrible stories about DM being too drunk to perform...this is ok, but it ain't Black Books, right?
@@ripdbtpoo1441 ive heard of it. Is it any good?
That’s his gimmick
His best work was when he was drunk. He was sober for a decade unless he started again.
don't like the half pissed slurry delivery of this act....Jim Jeffries is similar.....they ain;t been drinking
Glad you found the time to share your misery.
@@grrr.9998 sorry you got butt hurt by it.
@@SEANBANOG4 Why am I then staring at your bright red painful butt then?
@@SEANBANOG4 You sound like a sensitive soul. 🥺
@@SEANBANOG4 cry harder, maybe they'll hear you, get suicidally depressed, and start drinking again.
very funny