When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to takes me captive, cuts off my head, and then they bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first, but then I soon make them cry! What am I, Batman?! MUA Ha haha ha!
Its weirdly wholesome how The Riddler genuinely cares about Batman's wellbeing. He wasn't lying when he said that this is his one social interaction of the month lol
@@Skyblade12 yeah, certain version of the riddler are really only motivated to do crimes so he can “play” with batman (his words). all he wants is for someone smart to do puzzles with him but batman doesn’t give a shit unless there are stakes 💀
I dunno, Superman and others have offered to take a couple minutes to occasionally clean out Gotham of its problems and Batman's response is "STAY OUT OF MY CITY!!!"
I feel like the line "look Batman, this one is on the house" is being severely underrated. I love the idea that Riddler takes such pride in his villainy, that if he has a bad showing he lets the hero win. It's the equivalent of, "oh did one of my employees give you a wrong order? Here, just take it for free. We'll do better next time". Riddler is a professional and I respect that Edit: yo wtf, 4k?! Gonna be hard to top that one. Thank 👍
You should watch Gotham. The riddler in it worked for the police department. He then goes nuts, and puts James Gordon through it. Although at the end they make him gay for penguin so kinda strange.
@@chumpylumpy8072 the password doesn’t change though? Like all he did was get a different riddle. Unless the answer is the same then the bombs will go off because the answer to the first riddle was the password to defuse the bombs
This one actually is ironically true. At first glance, you'd think the Riddler's shtick is a weakness, as he's deliberately giving Batman clues about the crimes he's committing. Then you realize that getting away with the crime isn't his goal; it's the Riddle. The crime is just a setup to lure Batman out, forcing him to solve the riddle; his entire motive is to stump Batman, thus proving himself smarter than him. Batman's enemies all have obsessions; this is Riddler's.
@@brolytriplethreat Well, Batman is a detective and a crime fighter; if he wants to get Batman's attention, there needs to be an urgent situation. So, he creates one by committing a crime; otherwise, Batman has no business solving his riddles.
@@videogollumer Exactly why he’s one of the ten that Batman is genuinely afraid of, since he doesn’t care who he hurts in order to get Batman’s attention. Two-Face is the one he dreads the most, since he truly has no conscience for his decisions and crimes. Two-Face is too unpredictable for Batman.
There was a comic in the late 90's where with Batman unavailable Robin is having to work with the Flash. He explains to Flash that the Riddler's gimmick is that he cheats. The riddles are designed to lead you to one location, while he's actually off committing his actual crime somewhere else. When Flash asks "Why pay attention to the riddles at all then?" Robin says there are two reasons: First, just because Riddler himself isn't going to be there, doesn't mean you don't REALLY need to figure it out and go there, because he's set up something bad to happen if you don't stop it in time. The other reason is, hidden in the answers to the first set of riddles is another riddle. Even finding this riddle is harder than solving the others, but if you do find it and figure out the answer, that one will lead you to where Riddler actually is. The funny thing is, Riddler DOESN'T EVEN KNOW he's leaving this hidden riddle, it's all from his subconscious due to his obsession with riddles.
"(Giving riddles) is my whole thing!" "Well, sorry boss, I thought your thing coulda been y'know getting away with it this time." That low-key roast by his own henchmen was my favorite part.
I like how the Riddler didn't give Batman the Password to the bomb when he changed the riddle. yet Batman took it as a victory anyway. thousands lost their lives that day when the Nuclear warhead detonated in the middle of Gotham, but Batman got the riddle right so that's another job well done for the caped crusader!
@@MarcosElMalo2 Good one. But, even if I don't remember the title, there actually is a Batman graphic novel where Batman angrily orders The Riddler not to call him The Caped Crusader.
the original riddle was very shitty to be fair it's no wonder batman wanted to change it the answer is "onion" btw and the whole riddle sounds disturbing
This actually makes sense when you learn that Riddler's only motive in the comics is to challenge the smartest person he can find, and that just so happens to be Batman. It's not as much a grudge as it is picking a fight with the largest guy in the room.
actually if you listen closely you hear the beeping of the bomb difusing, changing the riddle somehow broke or changed the password, though, as batman said, its one riddle he cant solve
To those who want the riddle the Riddler was trying to say: “When I am alive, I do not speak, anyone who wants to takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry.”
1:48 took me a while to figure it out, what is black and white and read all over. Newspaper is in black and white and read all over the world, not red as in colour.
The "GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!" line is a pretty spot-on impression of Christian Bale's Batman when he loses it during Joker's interrogation. Don't know if that was intentional, but it adds an extra layer of funny.
Well, wouldn't they be, in reality? Even if it is a fast enough freeze that the cells do not get punctured by ice crystals the thawing would probably kill them as they would not thaw all at one, and probably not evenly :/
"It took me like three months to get that down. The Joker had us shoot a hundred and fifty guys to practice, and he killed most of us for gettin' it wrong. You think I'm just givin' that shit up 'cause he's in the loony bin? Why d'ya think the reference he gave me was so good?"
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ At great length. *BLAM!* "No! No! *NO!* You don't just shoot him! You wait until he's pulled himself out of the river! And preferably hold off until he says 'Thought I was a goner then!' or something. Feedline, punchline, Joey! Feedline, punchline!"
Is anyone else surprised at how well drawn that Beretta is? There are so many goofy gun designs in old comics and cartoons, it's almost weird to see a one to one accurate portrayal like that.
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"I thought your thing could'a been, yah know getting away with it this time" these are real criminals hanging out with some guy who's pretending to be one lmao.
I keep crying of laughter when he says "what the fuck are you doing!?" when the guy shot batman the second time. The way it's delivered makes it sound like he's genuinely so frustrated
"Okay I'll admit I just did that one for the comedic timing." Joker really needs to hire this guy. They'd make great friends as well as business partners.
Funny as always. For those who are interested the full riddle goes "When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to, takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry." Who am I?" And the answer is an onion.
Strangely this time the Riddler's reaction is perfectly faithful to canon. In most of the Riddler's incarnations, his obsession is proving he's smarter than Batman, so it makes sense he would be absolutely mortified if one of his goons killed him in a way he hadn't intended for.
Pretty sure riddler would get back at them if they got the balls for that. "You killed Batman?" "Well yea boss I-" "I have have corners with no edge, what am I?" "Uh... boss?" *Riddler pulls out a scythe and a sewing needle* "I have corners, with no edge... WHAT.AM.I?!?"
@@spiffygonzales5899 is the answer "eye" ??? I tried googling it but all I got was random geometry homework... still, looking at the sphere gave me an idea... your eye is a sphere, right? so it would have no edges...but your vision, the peripheral part of your vision is called "the corner of your eye" correct??? please tell me I actually figured it out!
@@abigails4088 The answer is "an unsolved crime" I made it up myself actually. It's a play on words. Corner as in Coroner. And edge is used to refer to perception and skill. So a coroner with no edge would not be able to do his (the job of a coroner being to solve the cause of death in a crime), and thus the crime would remain unsolved. So... yea 😅
Batman: So you see, after that third shot, I stopped wearing fabric for my suits, and actually started wearing lightweight armor... The massive balls I had back in the day, wearing essentially pajamas to fight crime.
In the old days, goons were just strong, silent, and obedient. Now they all think they can be master criminals themselves! And it's obvious they just don't get it!
I'm sorry boss I thought your thing could have been, 'getting away with it this time' And that is how we got the classic Batman villain "THE GET AWAYER"
"Alright i just did that one for the comedic timing". I'm one to appreciate the dedication to comedy above all else, not losing the unique oportunities life gives us. As a brazilian saying goes: "I may lose a friend but not a joke" a job with a super villain in this case.
Funny thing is that the Riddler is actually smarter than Batman but he he's so addicted to riddles he always leaves clues behind. Like if he legitimately wanted to he could just lol Batman whenever he wants
You make some of the funniest content I have seen on CZcams and every time I see that you’ve uploaded I watch the video as soon as I can. Please keep making these
Interpretations of the character with take inspiration from the SAW franchise get around this issue by having Riddler use elaborate deathtraps. The homicidal you write the character, the easier it is to come up with ways for him to force people to play his games. A bit harder to do with the more harmless, whimsical versions of him, where he's not actually wanting to hurt anyone.
"maybe your thing could be getting away with it this time" "Admittedly I just did that for the comedic timing" These goons are hilarious. They have to be running characters
Gotta say I love this channel, haven't watched everything yet but this is the video that made possible one of my favorite spineapples animations so I'm gonna have to watch everything now
"I thought your thing could've been getting away with it this time"
Underrated line
Yeah, but then, what will Nygma do if he has already proven to be smarter than Batman? :c
@@HMNCLunar work his way up the food chain and try to out smart Luther.
@@HMNCLunar I mean brainiac exists Nygma could just get into a dick measuring contest except it's IQ level
that along with "(laughs in Italian)" lol
So much is happening that even after two watches I missed this line each time. You’re absolutely right, that’s amazing
"I want the riddle"
He's really matured from googling the answers
The lore expands
When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to takes me captive, cuts off my head, and then they bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first, but then I soon make them cry! What am I, Batman?! MUA Ha haha ha!
@@HerculesBallsInc idk an onion?
@@HerculesBallsInc a chicken? 🤷
@@stayblessed2 Bah! I'll get you NEXT TIME!
Its weirdly wholesome how The Riddler genuinely cares about Batman's wellbeing. He wasn't lying when he said that this is his one social interaction of the month lol
It's simply "comical inversion". It's one of the basis of humor.
hey it's his social interaction for the week
More than any other villain, Batman could easily stop the Riddler’s crimes if he just agreed to stop by and solve his riddles once or twice a week.
@@suleymanbabak1973 I bet you're fun at parties
@@Skyblade12 yeah, certain version of the riddler are really only motivated to do crimes so he can “play” with batman (his words). all he wants is for someone smart to do puzzles with him but batman doesn’t give a shit unless there are stakes 💀
Riddler’s delivery of “Oh my god, we’re doing this” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. My stomach hurts.
Ok
Batman’s silence because his ego is too big to admit it’s his ego keeping him alive. I’m dead laughing
Same
_The Riddler,_ of all people, criticizing Batman for _his pride_ might be the most "pot-meet-kettle" thing I've ever seen.
I dunno, Superman and others have offered to take a couple minutes to occasionally clean out Gotham of its problems and Batman's response is "STAY OUT OF MY CITY!!!"
He's got a reputation to uphold
This is solid JJ lore where most of the villains are sane and the heroes are assholes.
@@GenmaTheDestroyer is that actually true?
@@joshevans3421 Except aquaman. He's a true hero.
the fact that this is very true to the riddler’s character adds to the comedic effect.
I was wondering why it was so funny. Thank you for explaining the joke. It really enriched my experience.
Dude your bot link doesn’t work
Riddler has everything except the plan to win
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@@Lush_Produce but I work!
I feel like the line "look Batman, this one is on the house" is being severely underrated. I love the idea that Riddler takes such pride in his villainy, that if he has a bad showing he lets the hero win. It's the equivalent of, "oh did one of my employees give you a wrong order? Here, just take it for free. We'll do better next time".
Riddler is a professional and I respect that
Edit: yo wtf, 4k?! Gonna be hard to top that one. Thank 👍
As a wise Australian once said "professionals have standards"
@@spinningkarma hate to be that guy but sniper is from New Zealand
@@brobspeefsbeef your being that guy right now
I respect that.
You should watch Gotham. The riddler in it worked for the police department. He then goes nuts, and puts James Gordon through it. Although at the end they make him gay for penguin so kinda strange.
The defiant, guttural "Riddle. Give me your riddle." from Batman is underrated.
"Give me your riddle (but an easier one pls)"
I love how Batman was faking being shot so he could get an easier riddle, but rejects just getting given the password
And he didn't even get the password by the end of it
@@georgiykireev9678 but he did 😳
Except the answer to the new riddle won’t defuse the bomb. So Batman chose to let Gotham be blown up all for the sake of his pride.
@@justinguyos5476 except it did work
@@chumpylumpy8072 the password doesn’t change though? Like all he did was get a different riddle. Unless the answer is the same then the bombs will go off because the answer to the first riddle was the password to defuse the bombs
Barman defying the laws of physics and logic just to scare his enemies is something I didnt know I wanted to see
He's Batman, of course he can
He does it quite often. It's a staple.
@@felipecosta-kv2fx no he's barman
@@lazydonkey3617 That’s right. Where’s the waitress with our drinks? I told you we should have gone to Chili’s.
Barman 🍻
This one actually is ironically true. At first glance, you'd think the Riddler's shtick is a weakness, as he's deliberately giving Batman clues about the crimes he's committing. Then you realize that getting away with the crime isn't his goal; it's the Riddle. The crime is just a setup to lure Batman out, forcing him to solve the riddle; his entire motive is to stump Batman, thus proving himself smarter than him. Batman's enemies all have obsessions; this is Riddler's.
I mean, I'm sure the crime is part of it, otherwise he'd probably have a million easier ways to go about telling the riddle
@@brolytriplethreat Well, Batman is a detective and a crime fighter; if he wants to get Batman's attention, there needs to be an urgent situation. So, he creates one by committing a crime; otherwise, Batman has no business solving his riddles.
@@videogollumer Exactly why he’s one of the ten that Batman is genuinely afraid of, since he doesn’t care who he hurts in order to get Batman’s attention. Two-Face is the one he dreads the most, since he truly has no conscience for his decisions and crimes. Two-Face is too unpredictable for Batman.
@@motodog242 More than the Joker? I'm not so sure.
There was a comic in the late 90's where with Batman unavailable Robin is having to work with the Flash. He explains to Flash that the Riddler's gimmick is that he cheats. The riddles are designed to lead you to one location, while he's actually off committing his actual crime somewhere else. When Flash asks "Why pay attention to the riddles at all then?" Robin says there are two reasons: First, just because Riddler himself isn't going to be there, doesn't mean you don't REALLY need to figure it out and go there, because he's set up something bad to happen if you don't stop it in time. The other reason is, hidden in the answers to the first set of riddles is another riddle. Even finding this riddle is harder than solving the others, but if you do find it and figure out the answer, that one will lead you to where Riddler actually is. The funny thing is, Riddler DOESN'T EVEN KNOW he's leaving this hidden riddle, it's all from his subconscious due to his obsession with riddles.
"(Giving riddles) is my whole thing!"
"Well, sorry boss, I thought your thing coulda been y'know getting away with it this time."
That low-key roast by his own henchmen was my favorite part.
I mean he even apologize how considerate of him
Batman sounds like Christian Bale when he's in agony.
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
'Tis but a flesh wound.
Oh the misery
Lmao
WHERE IS SHEEE!?!
So you're telling me the more hurt Batman is (or fakes being), the more he sounds like Christian Bale's Batman?
And also when he's constipated.
Needs a few 'breathing holes' in his lungs admittedly
*WHERE ARE THEY!*
Yeah. The higher the pain, the worse Batman incarnation he is. When he's seconds away from death. He sounds just like the kid from Gotham.
Clinging to life, Batman sounds like Tom Waits Batman.
Disappointed nobody got the joke with the title
With holes, I got it
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i got it. Keep the good content up my guy
Ooooooohhhhh, cause hes fighting the riddler, lol nice one
very true but why did darkseid forgot about earth
"I guess that's just one riddle you can't solve, Riddler!"
"THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"
I like how the Riddler didn't give Batman the Password to the bomb when he changed the riddle. yet Batman took it as a victory anyway. thousands lost their lives that day when the Nuclear warhead detonated in the middle of Gotham, but Batman got the riddle right so that's another job well done for the caped crusader!
You forgot he was shot three times, so he’s now the capped crusader.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Good one. But, even if I don't remember the title, there actually is a Batman graphic novel where Batman angrily orders The Riddler not to call him The Caped Crusader.
the original riddle was very shitty to be fair it's no wonder batman wanted to change it
the answer is "onion" btw and the whole riddle sounds disturbing
Introducing Withinjustice! The alternate take on Injustice!
@@FantasmaNaranja onion? ??
This actually makes sense when you learn that Riddler's only motive in the comics is to challenge the smartest person he can find, and that just so happens to be Batman. It's not as much a grudge as it is picking a fight with the largest guy in the room.
It's not so much to CHALLENGE them as it is to prove he's smarter than them to stroke his own ego.
actually if you listen closely you hear the beeping of the bomb difusing, changing the riddle somehow broke or changed the password, though, as batman said, its one riddle he cant solve
I wonder if he ever went after lex just to test him for fun lol
@@CaptainLuffyStrawHat oh, now that's a _great_ idea for a story!
@@EmeraldFrankYT what’s here? the guy who asked?
1:10 100%-ing an Arkham game.
Im currently 96 percent into arkham knight theese riddler trophies are driving me crazy 😔
Him completely ignoring the fact he just got shot AGAIN and just shouting RIDDLEEEE is insanely funny to me
The riddler being the sane one of the group. Wow. Solid JJ lore never fails to surprise me
that's silver age riddler, dude just like his riddles
The Riddler is normally somewhat sane, he's just a giant megalomaniac.
@@demonslayer5122 and narcissistic
@@felipecosta-kv2fx megalomania IS narcissism.
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Yup
The riddler isn’t even a villain, he’s just a guy who really wants people to answer his riddles
I just would be afraid to know what happens when the riddle is answered incorrectly, like, the bomb can't just be a bluff I assume....
Err... he plants *bombs* through the city. ._.
@@ThermalVoid I mean… don’t we all?
@@ThermalVoid yeah but then again, he doesn't even want to blow up the city; he just wants to make the local superhero answer his riddles.
Except he plants bombs all over town and he robs stores.
To those who want the riddle the Riddler was trying to say:
“When I am alive, I do not speak, anyone who wants to takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry.”
an onion
Dang, I’m in the mood for some onion rings now
0:41 That's the most subtle insult he could have given him. 😂
This sheer incredulity in Riddler's voice when he said "Bop!?" was absolutely glorious.
Im more curious what kind mix he use to dub this
You know... bop.
As in... bop.
Should have used a head bop.
Seriously, your voice acting is underrated. Great emotional range, as well as voice range.
Yeah! I'd love to see him in a movie or show
He's here, the Postal Poster
I dont think its underrated considering everyone praises it, but true otherwise. Dude's got real talent in all facets. Editing, writing, voice acting.
Hey, sup
Yes
1:48 took me a while to figure it out, what is black and white and read all over. Newspaper is in black and white and read all over the world, not red as in colour.
That's one of the oldest riddles ever. Like, the kind you get in a children's activity book.
The "GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!" line is a pretty spot-on impression of Christian Bale's Batman when he loses it during Joker's interrogation. Don't know if that was intentional, but it adds an extra layer of funny.
1:42 Batman's slurred yet aggressive request for the riddle is honestly perfect
@卐-MRBEAST IS A ƝᓮᎶᎶᕮᖇ-卐 Okay but I literally don't remember asking
Agreed
@卐-MRBEAST IS A ƝᓮᎶᎶᕮᖇ-卐 hold on let me find something
R I D D L E
@@gigawatt01 GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!
I love the trend of Batman using Strange, dehumanizing tactics to defeat his foes
Like the time he tricked Mr. Freeze into thinking all the the people affected my the ice beam were dead but it was just a distraction?
@@arthurlam751 yeah that’s the stuff
Well, wouldn't they be, in reality? Even if it is a fast enough freeze that the cells do not get punctured by ice crystals the thawing would probably kill them as they would not thaw all at one, and probably not evenly :/
@@jacobfreeman5444 it's magic ice. Magic science ice.
@@jacobfreeman5444 batman exists in the same universe as the flash, so all rules about science are out the window
0:27 😭😭😭😭 “so ehd… ya know… BOP!” that line kills me every time.
1:22 Batman: The Black Knight
“Alright admittedly I just did that one for the comedic timing” killed me. 😂🤣
I love a good one liner
It is such a solid jj line and i love it
"It took me like three months to get that down. The Joker had us shoot a hundred and fifty guys to practice, and he killed most of us for gettin' it wrong. You think I'm just givin' that shit up 'cause he's in the loony bin? Why d'ya think the reference he gave me was so good?"
@@slacknhash sounds like something Joker would do.
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ At great length.
*BLAM!*
"No! No! *NO!* You don't just shoot him! You wait until he's pulled himself out of the river! And preferably hold off until he says 'Thought I was a goner then!' or something. Feedline, punchline, Joey! Feedline, punchline!"
Is anyone else surprised at how well drawn that Beretta is? There are so many goofy gun designs in old comics and cartoons, it's almost weird to see a one to one accurate portrayal like that.
Annoying bots aside, I agree. The old cartoons and Solid jj's use of them are very underrated
Scarlet,I'm going to give you something better to think about than those others and just reply "Yeah,that's pretty good!"
I'm sure they even used a ruler to draw the beretta.
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I like the idea that this is all just a big game to them, and that everyone involved is just deeply insane.
I love how they always start off like an actual cartoon and they just descend into insanity
fr though another amazing video on this channel, thank you
“RIDDLE! GIVE ME THE RIDDLE!!”
That had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣
Goons: Ok I did that one just for the comedic timing
Me: Understandable
That was the joke that broke me on this one.
@@Dafeaz fr surprised I didn't see morr comments on it. Shit was hilarious
That was the best part of the video for me. :D
"I thought your thing could'a been, yah know getting away with it this time" these are real criminals hanging out with some guy who's pretending to be one lmao.
I keep crying of laughter when he says "what the fuck are you doing!?" when the guy shot batman the second time. The way it's delivered makes it sound like he's genuinely so frustrated
"Okay I'll admit I just did that one for the comedic timing."
Joker really needs to hire this guy. They'd make great friends as well as business partners.
Absolutely not. Joker hates competition. He'd have killed this goon in five minutes for trying to upstage him.
@@Nobody1707 when?
@@Nobody1707 Agreed. Joker would destroy him.
@@SHMOUSEY86 In five minutes.
@@Peelster1 no I mean when did I ask?
Funny as always. For those who are interested the full riddle goes "When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to, takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry." Who am I?" And the answer is an onion.
WHO BITES A BARE ONION
@@axelf9947 me
@@axelf9947 i know 2 people who did exactly that
What harm does an onion do?
@@lewispooper3138 makes you cry
I love how the Riddler is somehow the most sane and level-headed person in this one, lol
The “oh my god, we’re doing this” line is perfect, the Riddler sounds so shocked and worried, it is hilarious every-time.
Strangely this time the Riddler's reaction is perfectly faithful to canon. In most of the Riddler's incarnations, his obsession is proving he's smarter than Batman, so it makes sense he would be absolutely mortified if one of his goons killed him in a way he hadn't intended for.
He would actively save Batman even, just so he can still be around to solve the riddles.
@@HMNCLunar “No! I need to kick his butt (in a contest of my choosing), I can’t do that if he’s _dead_ !”
Pretty sure riddler would get back at them if they got the balls for that.
"You killed Batman?"
"Well yea boss I-"
"I have have corners with no edge, what am I?"
"Uh... boss?"
*Riddler pulls out a scythe and a sewing needle*
"I have corners, with no edge... WHAT.AM.I?!?"
@@spiffygonzales5899 is the answer "eye" ???
I tried googling it but all I got was random geometry homework... still, looking at the sphere gave me an idea...
your eye is a sphere, right? so it would have no edges...but your vision, the peripheral part of your vision is called "the corner of your eye" correct???
please tell me I actually figured it out!
@@abigails4088
The answer is "an unsolved crime"
I made it up myself actually.
It's a play on words. Corner as in Coroner. And edge is used to refer to perception and skill. So a coroner with no edge would not be able to do his (the job of a coroner being to solve the cause of death in a crime), and thus the crime would remain unsolved.
So... yea 😅
Truly one of the riddles of all time
Edit: This is the reply section of all time; the bots are at it again
It's riddlin' time
@@Brigtzen I think that was the answer to his riddle.
Edward Riddlius.
@Austrian Painter
8========D - - -
ITS FINALLY HERE
@@Brigtzen morb me this
“Tis a flesh wound” 🤣 love that Monty python reference
So did Riddler
"cute, but..."
The Dark Knight quoting the Black Knight - that's some high quality funny.
I like the implication near the end that Robin and Green Arrow were there the whole time and just watching this happen.
Batman: So you see, after that third shot, I stopped wearing fabric for my suits, and actually started wearing lightweight armor... The massive balls I had back in the day, wearing essentially pajamas to fight crime.
Sounds like something out of Batman: Odyssey
@Will N The fabric might be, but he isn't. It'd be like using silk to protect against arrows, but with bullets instead.
@@Threadnaught There's literally paper armor that's amazing at stopping arrows which was used in Asia.
@@Gustav_Kuriga does it stop bullets
@@Ale-km3ux Depends on whether you want to be able to bend your arms.
"Sorry boss, I thought your thing could be getting away with it this time"
The sass on that goon.
In the old days, goons were just strong, silent, and obedient. Now they all think they can be master criminals themselves! And it's obvious they just don't get it!
“Oh my god we’re doing this” is such a vibe😂😂😂
0:36 bop
Hiring the mob has been The Riddler’s best idea so far
Those gangsters know how to bust a cap.
He was so determined with his own plan, that he didn't even take the free answer.
1:37
BAAAAAHGHAGAHHAAHAHGAHAHAHA
The transition got me so fucking hard when he shoot him the second time Xddddddddd
These things are so freakin' solid. I can't get past how solid these are.
I love how when the riddler asks if batman would choose the city or his pride, he already knows the answer
The simplicity yet pure genius of these videos just keeps me coming back and back
I'm sorry boss I thought your thing could have been, 'getting away with it this time'
And that is how we got the classic Batman villain "THE GET AWAYER"
This is why Batman switch to that bulletproof armor so he doesn't get shot in the back while he's figuring out riddles 😂🤣🙂😹
“Alright admittedly I did that one just for the comedic timing” that line alone was hilarious timing
Batman is truly one of the riddle solvers
0:38 the riddler sounded like he said widdle
This brings "tis' but a scratch" to batmans level
The Dark Knight quotes the Black Knight. 🤣
"OMG, We're doing this" 🤣
@1:31
The riddler "ok seriously batman this one on the house " lmao 😂😂
"Alright i just did that one for the comedic timing". I'm one to appreciate the dedication to comedy above all else, not losing the unique oportunities life gives us. As a brazilian saying goes: "I may lose a friend but not a joke" a job with a super villain in this case.
The guy who planted a bomb in the city and orchestrated a twisted riddle game to save everyone is the most normal person
Man these videos make my day
Fr, it just brightens up my day too
@@DefinitelyNotHoppy yeah
Not only is he an amazing voice actor, but he also makes hilarious videos!
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@@Sun-jq4dh Fucking bots
1:07 Batman's stubbornness when he says *"No!"* gets me every time 😭
Funny thing is that the Riddler is actually smarter than Batman but he he's so addicted to riddles he always leaves clues behind. Like if he legitimately wanted to he could just lol Batman whenever he wants
This shows that in the end, even Batman's enemies care about him, and don't actually want to kill him. And also to never hire Italian goons.
The line “I thought your thing might be getting away with it this time” is so savage.
Honestly Riddler should give his henchmen a raise.
"I'm the riddler" ya boss so I riddled him with holes.
"alright admittedly i just did that one for the comedic timing"
is gonig to become a god tier meme IMO.
I like how Riddler was genuinely concerned for Batman’s safety but Batman was just dead set on making him look like a clown
Yes
You make some of the funniest content I have seen on CZcams and every time I see that you’ve uploaded I watch the video as soon as I can.
Please keep making these
"Tis but a flesh wound." Great Monty call back.
The Riddler genuinely caring for Batman's wellbeing is very wholesome
Having Riddler being a threat in this age of instant information has been a challenge writers have struggled with for over 15 years.
theres actually a jj episode on this too XD
=smacks a smartphone out of the hands of a toddler= WHAT'S GREEN, HANGS ON A WALL, AND WHISTLES?!
@@Madkap42 UR MOM! SNAP! What? It's what's on the Internet!
@@HerculesBallsInc Let me see that!
....You edited my Wikipedia page MID-HEIST???
Interpretations of the character with take inspiration from the SAW franchise get around this issue by having Riddler use elaborate deathtraps. The homicidal you write the character, the easier it is to come up with ways for him to force people to play his games.
A bit harder to do with the more harmless, whimsical versions of him, where he's not actually wanting to hurt anyone.
"Whats more important, Saving Gotham or your pride?"
Truly his most devious riddle yet.
I find it hilarious how the Riddler has standards and decides to throw the fight.
I like how Green Arrow and Robin just come out of nowhere to laugh with Batman.
Also, I think the bomb is still there
Riddler, the man who became a supervillain to prove he's smarter than everyone else, is surprised at the size of Batman's ego.
I’m sorry but that “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” from The Riddler took me out😂😂😂
That awkward moment when your enemy is giving you a riddle but partway thru you get bopped by his goons.
Alternate Title: Batman Gets Shot
I found it hilarious that Batman is laughing with Green Arrow and Robin out nowhere😂😂
I love how the Riddler both sounds and speaks kinda like the Monarch
never could quite place it but yeah, he does kinda sound like The Monarch.
"This feels wrong."
Says the guy who planted an improvised explosive.
Man, I’m so glad this channel’s been blowing up lately! The contents great!
0:07 Yeah, we Italians laugh in this way everytime!
My favorite part is when he said "it riddlen' time"
Your videos are singlehandedly making what is being a rough time much much better, thanks my guy
The amount of comedic twists is insane, but even more insane is that I didnt expect them lmao
Good one
"maybe your thing could be getting away with it this time"
"Admittedly I just did that for the comedic timing"
These goons are hilarious. They have to be running characters
With Batman chasing them, they likely will be running characters.
0:09 The batman theme so good you can even hear the music say "Batman"
Gotta say I love this channel, haven't watched everything yet but this is the video that made possible one of my favorite spineapples animations so I'm gonna have to watch everything now