The Beautiful Simplicity of Rhino
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- For Spider-Man, sometimes, simple is best. Also a living uncle. That’d be cool. And maybe a not-so-broken-neck girlfriend. Yeah, that too.
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"Is that common?"
"You'd be surprised. Unnamed Terminal Illness gets around."
That is hilariously accurate for comic books and I'm surprised it isn't mentioned more.
*cough* Mr. Freeze
@let's go 🅥 cough green goblin
So many people with a UTI
@@LaCriaturaDelMar the needless deaths to uti irritate the piss out of me
*cough* comics scott lang (although he's a hero but still)
There's an episode of this show where Rhino keeps stealing gold, and it's revealed that he's literally only doing it so he can melt it down and make a statue of himself, which Spider-Man just throws into the ocean for no reason (doesn't even return the gold, just straight up throws it away so nobody can have it).
damn thats fucked up of spiderman
".....You know we could have just smelted that back into usable materials, right?"
@@msthecommentator2863 "it's about the principle"
@@msthecommentator2863 It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
Sigma spider-man
"So lemme get this straight. You wanna _pay_ me, to run through walls for you?"
"I'm a construction contractor. If I can find a way to build a wall that you can't run through, I will get paid billions to make walls like that all around the country. And in the meantime you get to run through all the walls I build for you. And all the ones I will build for you, even after I've cracked that code."
"You had me at running through walls."
please tell me this is an actual plot of one of his appearances
@@Subjecttochannel One can dream.
I think that in one Squirrel Girl comic, she actually convinces Rhino to work in demolition. "Do the work of 10 people and be paid for the cost of 5."
Of course, in that case Rhino was an actual Rhino who was given the abilities of a human. But Rhino could not afford a large enough apartment to get the appropriate size of tub to keep herself moisturized. (I thought, LEAVE NYC AND FIND A PLACE TO LIVE WHERE THE POVERTY LINE IS NOT $50k or more A YEAR. But I digress.)
@@andyknightwarden9746 someone should make a fanfiction of rhino not those ugly shipping with children fanfiction actual good fanfiction of rhino just having this job
i've been on youtube for almost a decade now, how is this the first comment i've seen with a scroll bar
This guy just wants simple things in life and knows what he wants. A straightforward man leading a straightforward life
He just ran straightforward through a class on a fieldtrip. Spidey should probably shut that down
he murderd a family of 4 and crippled 12 people
@@YungandRekless545 Yea. He should shut down the field trip so that rhino can peacefully run through walls.
He also runs straightforward into walls
A straightforward rhinoceros* you bigot. We found the villain after all.
This is literally what Rhino is; he’s a hired thug 98% of the time, the other two is when he’s angsting about being in the rhino suit. He’s so lovably simple that Marvel has tried to kill him off at least twice.
In some cases hes a school kid that got bullied.
Flowers for Rhino is one of the best (and underrated) Marvel stories ever put out
@@EgoTheDeranged wasn't he a meddling bully in the first place?
@@nicholashodges201 what is it about?
@@EgoTheDeranged I think it’s the one where Rhino falls in love with a gal and tries to smarten himself up to impress her, only for her to reject him.
Rhino has a completely rational reason to get the money: He can build walls with it. Like he hires every single construction company to fill the entire desert with walls he can run through
Well, the construction crew people are at least getting their money from Rhino one way or another
And it doubles as as way to keep immigrants out completely solving the issue and not creating any other conceivable consequences in the near or distant future
@@therealmckoy6772 yeah! Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!
Maybe the reason Trump couldn’t build a wall is because the rhino man keeps demolishing it.
Hmm why doesn't he just work as a demolitionist... Seriously all the walls he could want to run through and doing the world a service
He’s just doing what makes him happy and I think that’s pretty neat.
He just killed a family of four
@@goroakechi6126 So?
@@goroakechi6126 Let people enjoy things.
@The Game Shоrts 🅥 THE BOTS ARE HERE TOO?!?!
Not all of us have that chance.
Rhino doesn’t even mean to kill people, he’s just accidentally flattening them because he’s too busy running through walls to care.
Sounds like the nicer version of Punch Out's Bald Bull
Or causing the buildings he wrecks to collapse on people.
I feel like more than half of all the damage that Rhino causes (which is a lot including the games, movies, comics, shows etc.) is caused by running through a wall or maybe a bunch of walls. Including the damage done to living things and inanimate objects
The embodiment of "I'm going to punch in this direction and if you get hit it's your fault"
Hah. Hahah. Hah. Hah. Hah. Oh hehehe, I am tickled
Besides the obvious joke here the truth is that what just happened in this sort of 'comic' of Spiderman was that the villain here was truly a villain. I'm stupid, but even I'm not stupid enough to be fooled by Rhino's 'I just like running through walls' routine, you really think the antagonist. The guy who is afront of the main character, the guy whose name is the title of the video/comic, a bad guy would tell the truth? No, you would have to dwell among the thoughts of idiots like me to come to such a lowly and simplistic conclusion. The way I see it the Rhino straight up lied to the Spider. He said, "I only like to run through walls", like there's never people ever inside those walls. No, the truth is that that is the unspoken point of being such a massive entity, being such a strong and giant man you can smote walls with a costume and your head. Is that no one can stop you, none can even try and oppose you because you have become a living train, a nearly perfect warrior. Without someone of Spiderman's abilities all form of police would be useless, his body is probably so tight and muscles so durable that low-caliber weaponry would be without affect. Bouncing right off him like that scene from the Incredible Hulk and those guys were shooting the Hulk, but just imagine a towering bloodied monstrous man. Grinning madly as he is smeared in gallons of gore since he plowed through dozens of people, buildings, overturned cars and anything who stood in his path. He lied to Spiderman, he doesn't just revel in the destruction of buildings he wanted the blood. He wanted to taste the sweet bitter iron metallic texture of life's essence coursing over his tongue as it drips down his face. To feel the fallen's guts and bones break beneath his feet like rotten grapes pressed into the press, only he drinks the wine of the fruits from the War-Thorn. If he truly were not a bad man (like me), rather than just some villain with goals and reason for villainy, he'd give his actual reason. But evil is clever... and deception is its most powerful weapon.
'I swear to you I'm cured of that, it'll never happen again... now let me out of this asylum.'
There was actually a “Flowers for Algernon” story where Rhino developed super-intelligence as a result of an experimental procedure, but eventually gave it up due to feeling isolated and lonely. Sometimes being dumb is better.
That's so sad...
I recently read "Flowers for Algernon" and I kinda saw myself in the main character (Charles or Charlie? I don't remember) when they felt frustrated from suddenly becoming more aware.
Good gravy flowers for Algernon had me bawling like a little babe. -10 points from Gryffindor for bringing a tear to my eye. Also pretty sure Homer Simpson had a similar story arc.
Do not confuse stupidity with simplicity.
as a former gifted kid, same
Running head first through walls is a unique talent but it has it's downsides, luckily, Rhino has solved the issue of memory loss by simply making the act of running through walls his one and only objective.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemons work.
Or as The Rhino would say: If life gives you lemons, run through a wall.
But life didn't give us lemons, we made them. Look it up, it's neat!
No you invent a combustible lemon and burn lifes house down
@@gasterg.continent3118 I don't want your God damn lemons!
Rhino: When life gives you lemons, you... uh, you... run through walls!
I'm just imagining an alternate ending that goes all:
"Rhino, we live in 1960's New-York. The stereotype is that there's always construction. Especially because they're always tearing down and rebuilding on account of all the villain fights. Just find some foreman willing to look the other way when you don't wear a hard-hat on top of the horns and get paid under the table to do what you love!"
"Oh well uh... Thanks, Spiderman!"
I love this.
I believe squirrel girl actually did something like that once.
That's what I would have told him (and im sure there's some construction companies even in this day and age that would pay under the table for something like that)
Sooo... a demolition man? I could get behind that.
The fact that the voice acting and sound quality actually suits the old cartoons style makes this 100x better
I thought your channel icon was a hair on my screen.
@@KroutonCing same holy shit
@@KroutonCing same
Lol, I just tried to blow your hair avatar off my screen 🙃 😅
@@KroutonCing use dark mode
I love how spidey quickly added 'or husband!' To his sentence.
Like he had a PTSD flashback to what happened with Doctor Octopus and his ‘mobility legs’ and didn’t want a repeat of the incident.
Or asking Bonesaw about his husband's handmade dress
I like that Spidey has an old 40s accent here.
He could just say spouse. Less syllables and can apply to more people
@@apophis7712 doesn't that exclude boyfriend/girlfriend/non-marital situation though?
@@someonerandom704 significant other?
I love the irony of how he complains about villains being sympathetic in their goals and motivations, then inmediatly becomes sympathetic of Rhyno and let's him win the mind game
Not really irony, which is ironic because if someone mentions irony you would expect irony.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx that's quite the smart prospect, never really thought about it but makes shit load of sense
@@countcrocodile1115 if it makes you feel smarter, I did not come up with it.
To be fair, the villians with sympathetic backstories only bring them up in the context of trying to make Spiderman feel bad for fighting and stopping them, here he is just trying to help people and stop the guy who will rob and kill, and then they try to make HIM the bad guy, he gets enough of that from the Bugel. Its refreshing not only because Rhino doesn't have some freudian excuse or justification for his crimes, while having powers that probably could earn you money in legal ways to help, but its also refreshing because he doesn't try and BS Spiderman with moral conundrums and try to guilt him. If it wasn't for the innocent bystanders and property damage, Rhino would be the nicest person with powers Spiderman has ever met.
@@timothycarney9652 basically:
Spidey to Reptilian Mad scientist: But With your Knowledge and Technology you could do so many Great things, like Curing Cancer or World Hunger!
Reptlian Mad scientist: But i don't want to cure Cancer or World Hunger! I want to turn people into dinossaurs!
The Wall: "Noone can stop The Wall"
Rhino: "Our battle will be legendary"
Top ten best anime battle of all time
The rhinos lucky he’s not a ‘her’ in this universe, otherwise he would be soloed
Unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
@@kelduarjudgester9083 I don't get it
@@kin-3877 Woke US comics..... Just see why M-She-U instead of MCU and DC is Dung Crap or other derogatory versions of DC.
Tl;Dr just check any current era US hero Comics/Movie/Series and see WHICH characters have too much Mary Sue syndrome or get lifted in the Powerscale for no adequate reason whatsoever
The embodiment of "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man."
it's about the Mets let's go baby love the Mets
@@jj02mc27 I salute you
It’s about the walls baby! Love the walls!
It's not about money, it's about Running into walls.
it's about sending a message
Fun fact, in a comic about Rhino it revealed he truly didn't wish to be a villain. He was literally too stupid to stop though. He took an experiment which made him smarter, but everything hit him and once and he thought there was no point to it at all. This led to him literally trying to off himself, until he was caught and dumbed down again.
You got a name for that comic bud?
@@alcolito7265 Flowers for Rhino
he also got a restraining on spider man
@@alcolito7265 Flowers for Rhino, I believe
Understandable, have a great day fellas
And for once, JJJ has a Valid point. "That spider menace let the rhino go on a rampage, killing 17, and wounding 23, before finally deciding to get in the way of the police's attempts to neutralize the Horned Homewrecker."
Force ghost of uncle Ben: I’m disappointed in you Peter, you’ve learned nothing.
@@changvasejarik62 "...before finally deciding to get in the way of the police's attempts to neutralize the Horny Homewrecker!" #raised eyebrow!#
Nice turn of phrase. How'd you like to work for a newspaper son?
Solid JJJ
We actually need a Spider-Man villain like this, just a character just there to do what he loves and Spider-Man actually lets him go because he likes the change of pace
Didn't we get that with the one villain that just loved turning people into dinosaurs?
I think the closest we ever got to that was brick wall man😂
He KINDA was gonna let kindred kill norman but his conscience wouldnt let it slide
New spiderman villain: Oh boi here I go Killen again
I hate to say it but.... Fans will hate that. I don't say it's impossible just hard
@@windego64 Could make it a gag villain, like he's a superpowered menace and COULD cause mass destruction but just enjoys annoying the absolute hell out of anyone and everyone, whether they're a civilian, an authority, another hero or even another villain. That or just has an extremely absurd goal like the dude turning people into dinosaurs like mentioned earlier in this thread.
You could say the biggest walls he ever broke were the walls of conventional story-telling
The 4th wall is quivering in its boots.
the walls to spidey's heart
Now I wanna see Rhino battle the villain The Wall.
@@nikolaivladski9905 Villain: how the fuck did you crash whole world economy and cause disarray
Rhino: You see... I saw buildings on Wall street. It reminds me of wall so....
Rhino: ... so I just fucking break dem walls x)
@@cloudynguyen6527 I was actually referring to that one super obscure, bottom of the barrel Spiderman villain named The Wall who is a literal walking wall. There's a video out there talking about its origin.
Rhino is legit a nice character to wrap around. If I was like him, I'd probably do the same. Being virtually indestructible and superstrong allows him to do whatever he wants, and much like anyone with powers, he just wants to use them like they're playing GTA with mods lol.
In the comics, he started as a very simple character, working for the russian mob, much like Hammerhead, and growing over the years as just a lovable guy. His lack of direction and not very bright behavior shielded him a lot from doing what's right at times, but eventually he became closer to a compassionate personality with a tragic backstory, worthy of exploring.
If I was Sony, I'd just make a Rhino movie. He's literally just the big dumb strong dude that goes with the flow, which eventually led him to the life of crime. He's basically King Shark from 'The Suicide Squad' (2021), minus the eating people and breathing underwater parts.
Also minus having sex with John Constantine.
Based on what you wrote, I think he might be perfect for MCU Spider-Man.
I also like the idea Sony making that kinda movie. I was hoping Venom to be refreshing... about a reporter going on a mental breakdown because of an alien. Instead, we simply got another typical superhero movie.
They could literally set their own Marvel Universe that has a darker tone than MCU which could attract those who got fatigue with the latter. Such missed opportunity.
We def need more movies about misunderstood villains.
His simplicity makes him an oddly flexible character, nobody bats an eye when he helps someone, or fights another villain, and nobody says it's a conflict of interest when he goes back to smashing walls afterwards
So what you're saying is, he's a himbo
0:14 Kind of nice to know there is actually a villain who has a good relationship with their parents, considering most villain origin stories feature trauma from parental figures. You don't see much of that.
The MC2 universe (the one with Spider-Girl) showed Rhino actually had a really good relationship with his grandmother.
Then there's Sniper from tf2
"you know at one point in my life i *was* a villain due to my relationship with my parents, but then i got some therapy and they helped me deal with my issues and accept my parents as flawed people. Nowadays i'm just a villain because apparently that's what you have to do to stop climate change and frankly spiderman i'm very disappointed that you fight on the side of capitalism."
@@Ulekius almost all tf2 characters are like this. They are good with their parents if we see their parents (well scout doesn't count) they just kill people cus why not
"My dad was abusive when I was a child but as an adult I found it in me to forgive him, and he's grown as a person as well"
rhino could turn his passion of destroying walls into a legitimate career; he could work as a demolitions worker
I'll be honest, that's exactly what I expected Spidey to recommend.
problem is that rhino is too good at that, he'll have all the houses that need tearing down in a week and then he's back on the streets again. also kinda not well thought out to tell someone to try to make rent, in new york, as a labourer.
a better job for rhino would be mining, there he can keep smashing his head into a wall forty hours a week and get paid.
@@windhelmguard5295 That's genius
We need tunnels to be made
(I'm just pasting a comment I made in a related thread:)
I'd love to see a show/comic/whatever that's about comic book villains being rehabilitated-not to fight even worse villains, literally just to play their part in civil society and put their powers to good but everyday use. Things like Rhino and Juggernaut working at a demolition company, Electro volunteering to work as a living backup generator, Doctor Octopus using the arms to complete experiments that would otherwise be too dangerous (or becoming a bomb defuser or something), Mr. Freeze opens an ice cream company, Magneto helps locate and recycle scrap metal (like wrecks at the bottom of the ocean), Poison Ivy helps combat climate change with more plants, Scarecrow is a therapist who helps people to understand and conquer their fears, and even stuff like Riddler making crossword puzzles. I feel like it would be amazing watching them use their superhuman powers for seemingly menial tasks, and having a side plot where the superheroes are getting increasingly stressed out/questioning their lives as they no longer play a part as a hero in a society without supervillains could also be interesting.
“Unnamed terminal illness gets around here.” Truly beautiful writing.
Everyone needs a Rhino in their lives.
That's what she said.
@The Game Shоrts 🅥 no
Rhino in the streets, rhino in the sheets 😩😩
Where is C-Man?
"Well of course I have one. He's me."
Funfact: In the recent "Devils Reign" saga where Kingpin got Supervillains to basically run the city and arrest heroes, Rhino refused to hurt the Champions, a group of teenage superheroes like Miles Morales and Ms.Marvel, based on principle that it's fked up to arrest heroes, let alone underage superheroes.
Rhino is a bad guy but that doesn't mean that he is "the bad guy"
"I may ram my head into walls at breakneck speed, but I'm not foolish Kingpin."
Sounds like one of the Marvel/DC crossover comics. Can't remember which, but it started with Joker and Red Skull teaming up, and ended when Joker learned exactly which German political party Red Skull was formerly a member of. "I may be a supervillain, but I'm an American supervillain!"
@@mortemtyrannus8813 yeah that did happen also joker met carnage once and carnage was so insane joker was like "nah I'm insane but not this insane!" And just straight up abandoned him
@@Im_Local nah. him and Carnage separated because Joker thought Carnage had no pizzazz or style in his killings. And Carnage thought he was wasting time trying to be fancy with his killings instead of just going for high body counts
Y'know, I always overlooked Rhino, but this video is right. There is something refreshing about him. He doesn't have a big, complex backstory or freudian excuse for being evil. And honestly as far as being evil goes, yeah he's a bad guy, but he's more like a 6/10 whereas Spidey usually deals with 8/10 villains.
He's just a big guy doing crimes in a silly costume. He and Shocker would probably be buds.
Even Electro use to be like this, but nowadays writers try so hard to make him a psychotic and a more unstable Mr. Freeze.
@@dwainjones2251 Mr.Freeze used to be like this too
In one comic he gives spiderman a rhino hoodie for his birthday (Note it wasn't really his birthday and spiderman never puts it on because deadpool)
@@christopherjones8448 oh my God that's so fucking cute
Reminds me of how he and Sandman were buddies in the Spectacular Spider Man cartoon. That was fun.
This actually isn't too far off cause in the comics He genuinely doesn't want to hurt people, he just robs banks to help pay for his poor family (usually his niece) and I kid you not becomes friends with Miles cause he doesn't want to fight a kid :)
I need to read that now.
@@robertpolito9209 The comic series is still ongoing at 43 issues, but if you're down the comic run is called Miles Morales: Spider-Man (2019), the first issue has Miles in a generic standing pose in front a green tinted city background. Rhino shenanigans pick up by issue #3, you can thank me later :)
Tell that to Miles in Marvel's Spider-Man man hiding from Rhino was actually horrifying if you imagine your in Miles's shoes
@@Christian-be6eg tbh any kid superhero should be realistically terrified of the shit they're put through
@@fellowspacemarine Yea, it was probably worse for Miles at that time as he hadn't even gotten his powers yet
Spider-Man overlooking his responsibilities and then innocent people get hurt because of it is so painstakingly in character it actually hurts LMAO
Honestly I feel like that could be a low budget movie
Seriously remember matrix 4?
Just cut out the action scenes and make it a story about Trinity and Neo just getting used to a calm and roughly better life
painstakingly
How is that in character for Spidey?? He would never let even a simple thief get away, even if the thief didn't hurt anyone.
"You have a son, daughter, wife... or husband"
Spider-Man learned his lesson after hurting a wrestler's feelings
Context por favor
@@errorbirdestherSam rami’s Spider-Man 1. Human spider wrestling match with Bone Saw McGraw. “That’s a cute outfit, did your husband make it for you?”
Honestly, the whole villain thing came around full circle. At first every villain was straight up evil, and people liked that. People got bored, so they made villains more relatable. Then it came to the point where you have to put tons of effort to make a villain both relatable, evil, original, and likeable, resulting in straight up evil villains being liked by people again, if written correctly of course.
I think it followed the change in societal opinion on good/evil as well. We went from a black-and-white sense of morality to a "it's all gray" mentality, and as humans we crave both the novel and affirmation of what we're familiar with.
Them theres eggman who is somehow both ( i am not speaking of sonic movie 2 cos i havent seen it yet)
@@hugoeliseu9750 I have seen the second one, and I would argue he's evil for evil's sake. He even calls himself an evil genius.
That's because the villains have better backstory than the heros.
@@hugoeliseu9750 Eggman in the sonic boom cartoons was hilarious. He just does evil things sometimes cus he's a bad guy but he's also just a chill dude at other times.
After the incident, Rhino was found dead under rubble. His neck, head, and shoulder were crushed. His final words were caught on camera, “Crash, bash, and bang!” Afterwards the building fell on top of him. 50 people dead. 234 were injured. At least 120 were hospitalized.
What happened to the other 114
@@nekoluxuria7721 disfigured
I think it’s gonna take a lot more than that to take down rhino
@@nekoluxuria7721 😒 DON'T RUIN THIS COMMENT FOR ME
@@nekoluxuria7721 MATH HAPPENED
From this dialogue, we can conclude that Rhino is what people would describe as a pure "force of nature" villain.
If I had super strength and durability, I’d spend 90% of my time running through walls too, not gonna lie. It just sounds THAT satisfying.
Rhino could make pretty good money doing demo work.
@@Hillthugsta After all, if he wasn't good at it, he wouldn't be standing there talking to Spider-Man, would he?
@@itwasidio1736 Prancing aboot with their heads full of eyeballs!
"Rhino: Built like a tank, hits like a truck and smart as a rock" - Green Goblin
And runs into walls
And indistinguishable from a wrecking ball.
And spending time with the boys
Remember there is an old comic series where Rhino got super intelligence, and got so apathetic with the state of humanity, the universe, and more, that he gave Spiderman the proverbial keys to his criminal empire, deduced his secret identity, and was planning to off himself.
This only stopped when, right before he killed himself he deduced a serum to reverse the process of the "Better Brain Give-inator" used on him and return him to his own simple self. He even asked to have it made a bit stronger to make him "dumber than he was before".
Rhino has peak Himbo energy, and you all should read Flowers for Rhino.
Rhino is my spirit animal
I'm with Spider-Man on this one.
I miss when villains were just dicks who were too full of themselves and were satisfying to slap in the face. Like Freeza, or Carnage, or Palpatine. They're grade A assholes, and they're lovable because they're having so much fun in what they do.
Recently I feel like a lot of writers are trying so hard to make their villains "complex" that they often give them equally justifiable or even nobler moralities than the hero. Sometimes you just want a bad guy to punch in the face.
What I'm trying to say here is that I, too, like to run through walls.
Hey, it's a better motive than disproportionate retribution. *cough cough* Millions Knives, Injustice Superman, Medea, Gerald Robotnik, and Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik.
Honestly it would be good to make any villains just relatable, Joker tells people to lighten up and Mr freeze just says for people to calm down but in such an extreme way where they are kind of forced to look at themselves and just sit back in awe at just how crazy they will go for a simple message
@@videogollumer which Medea are we talking about? from a movie or something or the actual mythology because in that case I would rather hit Jason.
While complexity is okay for older viewers, my morality as a little kid was built upon very basic tenets, being good is good, being bad is bad. Now it seems like they want justification for everything. Hero stops mass murderer who was abused by his family? How dare the hero not understand him and not try to talk to him as he keeps murdering just to vent some weird trauma.
I mean, I do understand, but if my nephews are something to go by, they seem to be taking the lesson that it's okay to do bad things as long as you feel that you're expressing your dissatisfaction with something. And social media is not only taking that lesson but running with it.
@@neh1234 Yeah, Wizards of the Coast removed alignment from the monster statblocks for a couple books because of the woke culture being all "MYUR! Orcs and Drow are usually portrayed as Evil! That's racist!" Ultimately though, they couldn't remove it for Non-Humanoid monsters because they either embody the abstract (Aberrations, Celestials, some Constructs, Elementals, Fey, Fiends, some Monstrosities, and Undead), have a high sense of self (Dragons and Giants), or are animals or animal-like (Beasts, some Monstrosities, and most Oozes), or are born of magic (most Constructs and some Monstrosities).
Look at Rhino facing all of his problems head on so inspiring
...What problems? He didn't list any.
@@Xbalanque84 I think you and rhino would get along real nice
Shockingly this is somewhat comic accurate. Rhino just gets caught up in villainous scemes but really he's a nice dude.
Rhino best boi
He is so nice that he hugged Silver Sable for so long, that they both would have drowned.
Oh wait, that’s not nice.
It’s why I like villains like the rhino, and even stiltman, they’re the enemy but they’re swell people off the clock.
I don't know if nice but i like how he is simple enough that even in Spectacular Spider-Man, the show were almost every villain is giving more complex personalities and backstory, the Rhino is still just some dude who destroy things
The great thing about Solid jj's videos is that all the characters portrayed act entirely in-character and the only reason you can't imagine the actual writers of the show/movie making such a joke is because it's not their sense of humor and/or they don't have the balls.
Ikr! I loved his Doctor Doom video bc tbh like Doom just needed to go to therapy. He either is a comic book fan or does his research bc the majority of his videos would make a good episode of TV or comic
Usually one character is kind of an audience insert though, rather than really staying in character, like Spiderman here. Hero protagonists are often made to be projected onto, so it's easy to overlook the audience insert.
They really don't have the balls man
A lot of the jokes about the characters are deconstructive in nature though, that may not be the best thing to base long-running series on.
Eh it’s not totally in character spider wouldn’t have actually let him proceed with running through that wall
Honestly this version of Rhino could make a killing while having a blast in the demolitions industry. A massive saving on safety equipment and explosives just point him at the derelict building and let him have fun
ngl I expected Spiderman to suggest that to him
I think he tried to work for damage controll for a bit when he tried to go civilian, but it didn't work out
granted, that was right before they emplyed the demolition squad, and in the long run boy was that a horrible idea...
...Oh crap. I suddenly want to see a gladiatorial throw-down between Rhino and the Kool-aid Man. The arena would have walls scattered throughout... No! It could be an actual maze... NO! BETTER! They could host their duel in The Backrooms!
THANK YOU! It was my first thought too!
@@Xbalanque84 what's on the inside of backrooms doors though?
“That’s just not how I roll Spider-Man” 😂😂😂
I love that Spider-Man just understands Rhino’s compulsive need to run through a wall and just has a genuine conversation with him.
I knew that the most popular version of “me and the boys” had Rhino added in, but I never knew where the drawing used for him came from. I kind of assumed that someone was able to draw him in a close recreation of the style of the cartoon and added him in that way.
The fact that it was just a frame taken from a different scene makes way more sense. I wasn’t expecting to see it here, but man am I glad. Rhino’s expression always was my favorite of the four, so it was nice to see its original version.
Who… then who the fuck are the other bois? Are they super villains too?
@@nicholaspatton5590 from memory it’s electro, goblin, and shocker iirc
EDIT: lmfao, vulture duh. the only members of the sinister 6 they’re missing are Otto & scorpion
@@nicholaspatton5590 yeah, Electro, Green Goblin, and Vulture
@@lettuceprime4922 I thought Green Goblin wasn't a Sinister Six member, am I wrong?
@@solaris_knight99 bro idek i don't read comics lmao
"Got it! You have a son, daughter, wife... or- or husband...."
Glad to see Peter is learning to be more open-minded after that whole Doctor Octavius incident
Because he lerned from his mistake.
i thought that was a reference to the bonesaw incident
Hahahaha
Well he's ableist, not homophobic
Though I guess he's trying to be more careful about how he phrases things now to avoid being cancelled again
@@jonsku6662 Cancel culture followers are more annoying than even the most radical of homophobes will ever be.
"I like breaking walls. It's what I do."
Rhino sounds like an awesome social relations consultant.
Villains dont have be "complex" to be great. I really wish more people understood that. Sometimes a thing being simple can make it complex.
Humans are scary creatures. When you realize our capacity for pettiness and stupidity, you start to realize how banal and _painfully normal_ evil truly is. Case in point, I want to see someone try to write a compelling villain whose entire premise for his life of crime is that _he was bored._ See /tg/ greentext "Shane the Shy" for what I'm getting at in terms of motivation.
@@Xbalanque84 Someone like adachi from persona 4?
@@Xbalanque84 Kids are cruel, Jack
Sundowner from MGR is literally memorable _because_ he is the least complex villain in the story
@@Xbalanque84 that’s pretty simple and has been done
"Actually me and my parents have a very strong relationship."
Almost as deep a Micheal Morbius after he morbed.
I LOVE LEAN!!!
It’s always Morbin time!
Wasn't Morbius an orphan?
@@thisguy1924 Yes, and he suffered from morbesity.
Not here
"People don't get me. I'm not stupid. I'm simple. Big difference. And when I accept a job, I complete a job. I knock into stuff. It falls down. Sometimes, enough times, I get paid for it."
My mother died of unnamed terminal illness a couple of weeks ago and I'm really glad to see you spreading awareness about it with these videos. God bless.
Oh shit sorry to hear that man hows she doing? 😟 😟
@@WiggleJimmy better
@@user-cn8xi4el6h You wrong for that 💀
You should probably stay away from science labs. Can't be too careful.
You sure it’s not just ligma?
Anyone else love Clancy Brown’s Rhino in Spectacular Spider-Man? He’s such an enjoyable villain in the show and Clancy did a great job voicing him.
"I hate you, *so much* "
[sinks]
I love how he interacts with sandman in the show
@@bobshaw3107 "With Jake the Dog and Mr Crabs, the fun will never end its Spiderman."
Yeah. I love Spectacular Spiderman and how they did most of the villains. I have a few I am not a fan of, but Rhino and Sandman are definitely up there as some of my favorite villains. The Rhino/Spiderman teamup was perhaps one of my favorite episodes.
0:17 "I got it! You have a son, daughter, wife, or husband."
Spidey probably avoided another accusation after being called an ableist.
The stutter supports this theory.
Remember when he was accused of being homophobic?
"Am I the villain are you the villain?"
With Rhino is pretty straight forward, the villain is insurance because they definitely ain't gonna cover those buildings which Rhino ran over, and those injured people probably not either, I mean what kind of insurance would cover something like this?
for it
Hero insurance
Fun fact:
Rhino got a redemption story in which he quit being a villian.
During this short-lived event, he falls in love with a diner waitress, only for her to die because of Spider-Man's insistence on Rhino remaining innocent, turning Rhino into a tragic villain with an understandable reason for hating Spider-Man.
In the end, you just can't have a simple character
She died of an unnamed terminal illness! Damn they really are everywhere.
@@joshevans3421 Well yeah, I can't name many terminal illnesses with arms. It would be rather worrying if they did.
@@joshevans3421 the worst terminal illness, a man in a six hundred pound mech suit flipping cars like plastic furniture
@@Kami74159 damn autocorrect lmao. Thanks for pointing it out.
I feel like he remained simple, really.
Rhino is a simple guy. He was in the game for the money, got fucking tired of it and decided to get a new life.
Got a new life, then some poser comes around saying "I'm your biggest fan! How dare you become so pathetic! Imma kill ya", Rhino, understandably, goes "the fuck?!" and tries to run away.
Asshole fan kills his wife, he kills asshole fan, but now is wanted for murder. He doesn't want to go to jail again, and a man needs to eat, so he's supervillaning for the money. Man went full circle. The story got more complex, but he's as simple as ever.
We need more villains who just love doing what they do, and less villains who we are supposed to sympathize with.
Preferably the kind where the thing they love isn’t murder or sadism. Already have way too many of those.
@@changvasejarik62 Well, if they are done correctly and got some real charisma, I don't see the problem. Frieza is a very good villain.
@@firestar4407 yeah, but it’s not very often with me. For every lich there is an eobard thawne or kletus cassidy.
@@changvasejarik62 By design, any other motivation makes it increasingly irrational for one to become a supervillain. If you REALLY want to weave baskets, just let people pay you for the best in trade, rather than seeking seclusion in a secret lair and sending out minions to harness raw materials... which, in itself, would merely make you an eccentric recluse; you'd need to actively hurt people for whatever reason to actually rise to notoriety, and if you insist on making _people_ into baskets, you've just crossed the line into murder or sadism anyway. It's just MUCH EASIER to work with society to get what you want, and the only exceptions are things like unending slaughter of the innocent.
I mean theres plenty of illegal things you could want to do that arent murder and sadism. Like illicit genetic engineering or stealing technology to make something cool or human experimentation. Ok all the examples I came up with right now were science related but, its still accurate. Forming a country is a pretty common one, and thats definitely something that you cant just do legally. @@VestinVestin
I like how spider man doesn't just start attacking this new villain. He tries to understand the background and thought process behind him. What a guy.
Classic Pete. What a guy indeed.
Rhino is able bodied, so spiderman isn't interested in harassing him
If there was an ending to marvel I would want it where every hero and villain excluding the ones who canonically died (with no more retcons) just settled down in life and lived happily ever after, I think Rhino would love working as a demolitionist.
Rhino: "Honey, I'm home."
Wife/Husband: "Oh darling, you came right on time for dinner. How was work today?"
Rhino: "Oh you know, same ol', same ol'." *sigh*
Wife/Husband: "What's wrong, sweetheart? You don't seem very well."
Rhino: "Oh I'm ok. It's just... the same thing, you know? I go to work, break some stuff, get paid almost nothing. Like what am I doing? Is this what my parents wanted for me?"
Wife/Husband: "Well what do YOU want for yourself, baby?"
Rhino: "...flowers. Yeah, just an entire garden. The smell of spring..."
Wife/Husband: "Oh, how lovely! We just have to get rid off that old thing in the backyard and--"
Rhino: "What? No, that's my pool. Don't nobody mess with my pool. Why don't we take out those old decorations from the front yeard?"
Wife/Husband: "Oh no, no, no, no. Those are mine and they're not going anywhere."
Rhino: "Why are they still there? They're not even that nice."
Wife/Husband: "Wow... I thought our wedding anniversary gift meant something."
Rhino: "Ughhh... Why do you always have to bring that up?"
Wife/Husband: "Oh I'm sorry I actually try to make this a home while you just keep stomping over everything."
Rhino: "Yeah? Well maybe I wouldn't stomp on anything if I could just take a step without one of your damn pottery everywhere!"
Wife/Husband: "Oh don't worry, I'll give you all the space you need. I'm going to my mom's house!"
Rhino: "No, wait. I'm sorry!"
*door slam*
Wife/Husband: "And don't bother coming after me, I'm getting a divorce!"
*car engine start*
Rhino: "Please, let's just talk this through!"
*tire screech*
Rhino: "...why did I have to listen to that damn Spider-Man?"
*goes walking to the bar*
Bartender: "The usual?"
Rhino: "Yeah."
Make a comic of him being a demolitionist fighting health and safety procedures
The juggernaut actually worked as a demolitionist for a while when he turned good/neutral. Seems like they could become colleagues again.
Rhino could really create his own company to demolish buildings at this point.
I mean, he could be self-employed and earning money while turning his hobby into lucrative work that actually benefits society.
He could even be called in to test out the sturdiness of future building materials and check if they're up to par with the norms.
As weird as it sounds, I can honestly imagine a discussion where Spiderman and Rhino talk about this over coffee, you know?
This Rhino is so amazingly simple that I am actually able to comprehend one of Solid jj's videos
Imagine if he helped the Rhino and got him to use his overwhelming joy for running through walls for something good. Like being a demolitionist, or firefighter.
As one commentator pointed out, he could bb living his best life by working under a construction contractor
Contractor builds the toughest walls he can. Rhino ties to break them.
If he succeeds, Rhino is happy
If he fails, the contractor makes billions selling them.
Only catch is that he needs to keep building walls for Rhino to break if/when he succeeds…a small price to pay though
No one loses here
Rhino is truly the most evil villain spidey has ever faced. He is literally a sociopath whose goal is to run through walls by any means necessary, even if he has to run through multiple innocent people along the way; not caring about the insane amount of damage he can do to anyone or anything. All of this just so he can satisfy this pathological need to run through walls.
Shut up rhino is based
Are you kidding?! Carnage beats out Rhino in terms of evil ANY day! Rhino's aggressive, but Carnage is straight up bloodthirsty!
@@videogollumer Yeah, but Carnage isn't out to destroy walls.
@@thebiolibrary5572 Oh, sure! Because, destroying walls is SOOOOO EEEEEVILLL! Rhino merely doesn't care who gets in his way; Carnage is DELIBERATELY out to murder people! He's FAR more evil!
@@thebiolibrary5572 Yeah bro sorry, but Rhino really isn't all that evil. He's ultimately careless and too stupid to understand or feel bad for what he causes, but running through walls isn't that much of a deal unless he takes the building down along with the people inside. He doesn't wanna kill, he just doesn't care if he does. That makes him mental, but not evil...
I love him he's a simple man who knows what he wants
facts
Breaking things is all he needs in life, everything else in his life is already fine
There's allot of truth in that. Over the decades (maybe starting in the late 70's or early 80's), Marvel started taking their main villains very seriously, which is a good thing. Most of them usually have a reason why they are the way they are that the reader can actually relate. Comics were very smart and thought provoking when I was growing up. But, yeah. Having a character that just does something because he likes it would be refreshing.
When everybody is a complex and serious character, nobody is.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 That`s why I love green goblins backstory in the comics. When he started his company he did so his son Harry didn`t need to go through the struggles he went through. When he became rich he just kept on working and working and never ever made time for his son. Like when harry failed a test he got bad at his son for failing. any time harry asked for help on studying Norman would just get mad and say he`ll hire a tutor or berate him for not doing it himself.
When harry convinced norman to go to a base ball game with him , norman only payed attention to the game and never interacted with harry and berated harry for trying to talk when they could miss the game and norman completely missing the point was to bond with harry to enjoy the game and interact with him which sadly other fathers and sons where doing while they didn`t.
@@TheMatthardyv1
Yeah, people who struggle a lot as a child often have a warped view of what the ideal life for their own child should be.
My mother for example is terrible about things such as feelings, she worked hard her entire life to drown me and my sisters in gifts and food, since her childhood was one of starvation and poverty. But feelings, emotions and bonding can't be bought with money, my mother was (and probably still is) convinced that the cure for my and my sisters sadness was to simply buy us things.
_"No mother, you will not cure my feelings of hopelessness and my depression with twenty bars of chocolate and a new phone"_
Thankfully, my mother had five daughters before me, who had to pass through the same ignorance, so i had several sisters to confide in and talk about my emotions.
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 I'm sorry to hear that about your mother I hope she learns to connect with you and your siblings more. I'm glad you had siblings to talk to.
Also forgot to mention a last tidbit of why I like normans bask story is because when Peter hears the backstory. His first thought isn't oh no thats so sad poor norman , no he more or less thinks that norman is so deranged that he see's himself as a victim when he neglected his own son.
Mind you this is like Amazing Spider-Man # 38 or 39. This is years before the trend of sympathetic villain and if it was done today it would be considered subversive for flipping the whole sympathetic villain on it's head.
Edit: Sorry if how I wored things I tend to lack tackt so I don't know how to transistion a conversation with it being organic.
@@TheMatthardyv1
Do not feel sorry for your weird way of saying stuff, i myself am not a native english speaker. Most of what i say sound like riddles.
As for my mother, alas, we are too far apart (Emotionally and physically) to ever reconcile with each other again. Me and my sisters have gone our own ways years ago, i live alone by myself now and i don't feel like i need anybody else anymore.
There's comfort and freedom in loneliness, I've endured a thousand hardships by myself now which has hardened my emotional shield and as long as i take my meds, i don't need to think about the lasting mental illness given to me by my family in old times.
Years ago the idea of being separated from my sisters made me cry but now i feel happy with my lone life.
"It's not about money, it's about running thru walls"
-rhino
Gotta agree, running through walls is really enjoyable. That is till ya clip through them & end up in that annoying yellow walls place that really needs to replace their carpets.
just run through their walls, and if glitchy shadow people try to stop you then run through them too.
Yeah, so easy to get lost in there. Thankfully, in my experience the people in there are usually friendly and happy to give directions.
Except Pablo. He knows what he did.
Remember back when villains didn't need depressing backstories to be interesting, let alone enjoyable? Good times.
This doesn’t make sense, there were always a lot of both sides… this sound way more like copium
I'm sorry but why *shouldn't* a villain be enjoyable?
I don't remember Joker having a depressing backstory in the Dark Knight
@Don't Read My Profile Photo don't worry bro I won't
Remember when villains could be unapologetic assholes who just relish on being evil, yet still lovable? Good times.
Rhino has always been one of favorite Spider Man villains. He's a giant dude in an _animal onesie_ that breaks shit. How could you NOT love him?! 🤗🤣
He just robs banks and runs through walls just for the hell of it to fight Spider-Man, he's easily one of the greatest parts of Spider-Man's world.
He's the ultimate himbo furry.
Rhino along with venom and sandman are my favorite villains
He's just running around in his jammies
Sometimes the best villians aren't evil because of reasons; but because they like doing evil. Rhino, the joker, Bill cypher.
That also makes them the most dangerous, because they can't be sypathised with.
But Rhino isn’t really evil he’s best when sympathetic Scorpion is a better choice
this is Plankton erasure, how dare you!!
jk, I agree
also sundowner from metal gear reveangence
@@SylvieMoon0
"KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK, AND I'M VERY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD!"
@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 "Kids are cruel, Jack, and I love minors!"
He's a simple man with simple desires, I can respect that. They should just have him on demo sites, rhino is happy running thru walls, already designated buildings get demolished. Two birds one stone
"That's just not how I roll Spider-Man."
That line always gets me.
I never realise how simple a supervillain's motives can be until this video
Unlike most villains, Rhino pretty much just want to do the simplest evil thing property damage
That's it that's as simple as it gets. Thanks for reminding me
Y'know, I totally believe this motive. If you find out you can just run through walls, why _wouldn't_ you want to do that? The sheer rush of plowing through must be immaculate.
Like booting up a GTA mod that makes you unstoppable
Back here after Mysterio, gotta follow the lore
Fun fact: Rhino's powers came from two different sources one is the suit he wears that is impossible to remove (Although it was removed in the comics a few times) and Gamma Radiation in an attempt to recreate The Hulk but obviously it was a successful failure because although he did get incredible strength it's simply not as strong as the Hulk
A suit that's impossible to remove that gives him powers, huh? Now where did I hear that in before, in a series with an mc called King, maybe?
@@critikasalihmeylani What series is that? it sounds interesting
@@ThatRandomDude204 the mc, King, doesn't actually fight, because there never is a worthy opponent. Instead of him, a guy named Saitama fights with the small fries. The show is named one Punch Man, feel free to watch it.
You should read the manga after the first season, though.
@@critikasalihmeylani I remember now King is the strongest thing in the universe since he's the only one who's defeated Saitama no sweat imagine what he could do against GOD
To be honest I was expecting rhino to break the fourth wall. What a mist opportunity
Honestly I really relate to the whole tiresome nature of making every villain sympathetic or depressing
Yeah, selfish sociopaths who don't really have redeeming qualities are a real thing anyway.
From what I know, it's because they're easier to do well. Like sure they're more difficult to write on a base level, but it also gives the character a backstory basically built in. Meanwhile pure evil villains are really tricky to make more interesting than just the bad guy the heroes have to defeat without making them also sympathetic or empathetic in some way.
@@dewydewback1376 Villain Goals: "But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to turn people into dinosaurs".
Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Eating a Christmas pie
@@theshlauf sauron the based and dinosaur pilled villain and to be honest he is true dinosaur are fuckin cool.
“Unnamed terminal illness gets around here” that line killed me 😂
Couldn't Rhino run through walls legally if he worked as a demolisher? 🤔🤔
Yeah. But what if he wants to run through a wall that was outside the site? It would be like putting a real rhino in captivity
Spider-Man: “what the fuck are you”
Villain: “I am the wall!”
Spider-man: “hey Rhino, come here for a second!”
"You'd be surprised. Unnamed terminal illness gets around."
That's golden.
1:13 “refreshing”
*kool-aid man bursts through the wall*
“OH YEAH!”
Rhino:Finally A worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
1:40 “everybody gets one”
"The already pre-made hole in the wall" this line is so brilliant, as well as the whole video 🧐
"Don't mention it champ."
Love that line
Also:
Rhino looks incredibly ugly and hilarious in every single shot, it's like he is a walking collection of meme faces, I love it.
Edit: Woah, that's a lot of likes, thx people haha
Don't mention it champ
Because of your edit
Here you go another like 👍
@@jessieparker1690 aw you're so sweet
@@sabinoliver1290 :D
Yesterday I read a few issues in which Rhino appeared for the first time (it kind of is a 3-issue arc).
While he does have a more or less tragic backstory. His actions really are as simples as "I'm gonna run through walls and sometimes people, but mostly walls"
"Spider-Man, I exist to be an ultra-simple, early-game boss in every one of your video games."
Rhino earns my respect for that simple objective
0:40 Me and my friend piss drunk when we saw a wall
You know, there’s another Spider-Man villain who actually just likes doing what he does and doesn’t really have a reason for it and is just in it for the fun.
*His name is Carnage*
Though I heard of him blabling bs about the world being chaos and him actually being the only sane...
@@foisopracurtir6389 I think it was a misunderstanding by someone. Carnage has stated that he is the only one who sees the world of what it truly is as meaningless and the only thing that brings him meaning is chaos and, in a word, carnage. So his main goal in life is chaos and death, but it doesn’t necessarily have to have meaning. That’s how he sees it and finds the killing very fun and almost has no reason for doing so other than his goal for mayhem which really has no meaning in itself, so in the end, what he is doing is just for meaningless fun which is murder and slaughter.
Honestly if that was Rhino's whole spiel he could actually do it as a job at demolition career. demolition companies spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars just to destroy walls or buildings, but hire the Rhino, well that would cut costs to them, while also having Rhino being able to live his dream job at probably a high pay rate. win-win situation.
Until he puts everyone else out of a job
@@tylerbartlett28 Shoooooooooooosh
let him have his moment.
@@tylerbartlett28 well there’s gotta be a cleanup crew for all the demolition, plus the rhino can’t go everywhere, so it would actually work out really well.
0:26 Yeah UTI’s really do get around Spider-Man - Thanks.
Can you imagine the wonders this guy can do for public infrastructure? I’m just imagining how much time and money can be saved if we employed this guy in demolition. He has passion, talent, but the only thing he needs is guidance.
One time in the comics deadpool invited all of Spider-man's villains to Spider-man's birthday and Rhino was the only one who bought Spider-man a present and it was a hoody in the style of his costume and i just find that incredibly wholesome
“It’s not always about the money, Spider-Man.”
Rhino suddenly starts dancing and it turns into a music video for his Jessie J cover song.
with Solid jj videos theres always a twist, but i thought this was pretty wholesome at first
and then jj reminds me that some of those buildings have people in them and rhino is moving like a train lol
You know, Rhino should try and get a job in demolitions. They need people who can run through walls in that industry. He could get paid doing what he loves.
and now im imagining Rhino going to work every morning, wearing work clothes over the rhino suit.
What I love about these videos, is that you could take any frame and you would have a stupidly funny meme
Definitely a nice change of pace for a villain, like Spiderman's right cuz most villains we see having either understandable reasons for being evil or just for the sake of evil while Rhino is only just seen as evil because he keeps destroying property. He just simply wants to destroy walls and that's it, nothing more nothing less. He's doing it with no intent of killing, just the want to run through walls and it's not for the sake of evil.
Adventures times villain the lich is my favourite villain as he’s complex in his simplicity. He just wants to destroy all life and that’s it. He doesn’t hate life, he’s not wanting revenge he’s just trying to destroy it all, which is great for a villain. Being evil for the sake of it
And then there’s his resurrection Which makes things even more interesting.
He could have a decent paying jobs as a demolition man.
Consider how good he is at it.
Beside it's legal.
Rhino is literally a mood