World’s CRAZIEST Massages
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- čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
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0:00 Introduction
0:09 Sponsored by ExpressVPN
1:29 Chinese ear cleaning
9:31 Hardcore NYC street massage
13:38 Incredibly pleasurable chiropractic (nearly passed out)
17:42 Professional back scratching
21:43 Intense Indian head massage
27:42 Fire cupping
31:18 Amazon jungle shaman ayahuasca ceremony
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You should give kalasha-mun a shoot! A quite rare language spoken by a people which has indo-aryan origin(Greece) in Pakistan.
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"Your ears are really gross man" 😆 that's exactly what terrifies me, mine are probably growing potatoes.
I went to a female chiropractor once and she did some maneuver which literally made me let out the biggest fart I’ve ever had. I was sooooo embarrassed and she said “don’t worry it happens all the time” 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
She's probably into farts.
Nothing to be embarrassed.This is actually quite common.
Well if it was I bet the massager would die lol
LMAOO
This man feels like GTA protagonist who finished main storyline, side quests and he is living life to the fullest
hes unlocking some weird achievement about doing every random encounter sidequest
Don't forget. He hasn't robbed a bank, murdered a man, ran over a civilian, drove a tank, or actually done GTA.😅😅😅😅
@@DIDisguise77he’s done at least two of those
He's just a spoiled dude who has rich parents
Maybe he is trying to be Niko Bellic 😄
I am not going to lie the professional back scratching, I could litterally feel through my headset, basically asmr.. what an incredible idea for a service, I would pay for that for sure.
They're the scratcher girls in Miami, they have their own channel too!
@@souvra Thank you!
The nail scratching can be next level. When I was a kid my Grandmother used to run her nails down my arms and the palms of my hands. Used to put me right to sleep.
Yes, it's very calming to the central nervous system, activates the parasympathetic and zZZZ. :)
When I was a teen my ex ran her nails on my face. Then my old friend had a little girl run her nails on his face causing his face to bleed. I sprayed alcohol for first aid.😅😅😅😂😂😂
My mom used to do that when I was a kid. She's also gently like "rain" her fingers from my forehead down my face (like a waterfall motion sort of) and I'd be out cold.
my grandma does that too and it's so heaven
Only thing my mom did that I actually miss
The scratcher girl will never get old. Arie's moaning and expressions crack me up no matter how many times i've watched it.
My theory is this guy has some kind of like tickle fetish and we’re all watching him get excited….
@@psycholol4855I can see that being a thing… I like getting my ears cleaned because it tickles… 🤷🏼♂️
i love it but at the same time im thinking about what all is under those nails. i've seen scientists take samples of what's below those artificial nails and it ends up containing fecal matter
I was going to book seeing as I'm visiting NY shortly but they have no availability! Booo! That looks absolutely amazing.
@@KingNP41 ok but to the point where you’re like orgasming out loud
imagine getting an Indian head massage, back scratch, leg massage, and ear cleaning at the same time
😂😢😅
Given his reaction to the treatments alone, together might end up on the OF
@@sbsftw4232 🤣 i would be done at the ear massage...
super hiper ultra orgarmic
Talk about sensory overload in the best possible way!
It's a tie between the street massager and the ear video. I ALWAYS die laughing at the dude like legit having the mindset of "if its too light, whats the point?!" To justify him legit punching him. 😂🤣The ear video will always be another favorite simply because Ari's horrified/amazed/pleased facial expressions are PRICELESS. Like the rainbow of emotions is so enjoyable to watch.
Too bad how innocent rainbow sounds too suspicious now
@@400KVJcrewsnoone asked Kevin, it's also men's mental health month, you should celebrate it at a therapist's office
@@cubecopyright872holy shit - demolished 😂
I love how the second guy just punches the shit out of his ankle after he told him he injured it a few weeks ago.
Breaking it till he doesn't feel anymore is one of the most effective techniques there is
He’s so vocal and animated for every massage he gets 🤣 it’s hilarious
Watching Ari giggle his ass off, while high on ayahuasca, and getting a spiritual bath, is the quality content I was looking for XD
“Where did you learn?”
Masseuse: “I don’t know” 💀
I'd rather hear that answer from the Indian massage guy than from the chiropractor lol
Whoops accidentally made you paralyzed for your entire life
He's self made 👨
Some CZcams clip
@@Gkowi there is a reason Chiropractors aren't cIassed as medicaI professionaIs in the United Kingdom and Euope it's fuII buIIwank and pseudoscience
Why did I feel like she was about to hammer that goose feather through his brain when she said “don’t move”
I cannot stand how bro is always moaning
Than you less gaat than the avarige person
its cute wdym 😒
Ari having a chain eargasm on camera was hilarious
That’s what I’m saying. Wtf
When I was a little girl, my aunt would keep me quiet in church service by scratching my back and scalp. She had long fingers and long cherry red painted nails. It was very very effective.
That Indian head massage is still the GOAT 😂😂
Shoutout to The Scratcher Girls and Xioma. It's because of him I visited the The Scratcher Girls and let me tell you...highly recommend. Thanks again bro for the content you make. It's always enjoyable to watch. 💯
Don't forget also, dude is SUPER sensitive. It is a literal medical condition. He experiences sensations much more than many people.
As someone on the spectrum with sensitivity issues, this stuff would be Uber overwhelming but so nice IMO
Sammme
What medical condition? I just started watching him so I don't really know ^^''
@@Lawless_Content I forget what it is called, he talks about it sometimes in videos. He just has super sensitivity to touch basically. So a really good massage for you (assuming you don't have the same thing) could be almost literally orgasmic to him, or if you get hit or burned...it is FAR worse for him. Why he laughs a lot, I assume a light brush of his skin is the same as tickling to you and I...I could be WAY off, but I seem remember him saying all this.
this explains a lot. thanks! @@leviathan_is_me
The NYC street massage was too funny 🤣
If you just listen to this with out watching it’s a very different video ahaha
right?!! do not watch with sound in public...lol
Nothing will EVER beat the Indian head massage...dude seriously experienced nirvana. He goes full tantric in that one. I'm not even saying this jokingly.
The sounds during the indian massage are top tier lol
the scratcher girl is so fuckin sweet im obsessed with how much she obviously loves her job, and her boss seems super nice too
After your video about the lady who only tickels or scratcht I thougt I would go to such a person. It didn't exist in the Netherlands. So I am opening my scratching/tickling practice Kriebelenco. Due to you❤
That’s amazing!!!
Bro lost his edging streak 💀😭🙏
You ruined this video for me dawg wtf💀😭
16:51 I don’t know why or how but in this moment you reminded me of my best friend. I think it was just your reaction and slightly your looks. He died in 2007 in a car wreck when we were 16 years old. I have wondered many times what it would be like if he were here today! Seeing that moment kind of made me tear up suddenly. It definitely caught me off guard.
18:13 brought back a core memory i’d long forgotten. my ex had long nails and i had frequent night terrors, she’d run her nails down my back and the night terrors would stop. i do miss her…
Why did yall break up if u don’t mind me asking?
He's very emotive
Aww you edited out the FedEx guy. "Is this a barber shop?" always cracks me up. Like it's very clearly a barber shop but seeing you getting beaten around the head is so distracting he had to ask. Also the "What kind of oil is this? / Indian Oil" is such a useless answer
lool the oil, thought exactly the same thing. Seems like it's something called "navratna oil"? It seems like it's a blend of several different oils.
You are brave, noone is touching my ears like that.
WHY ARE YOU MOANING 😭
Homie got a metal twizzer thats long as a pencil ...we all would ☠️
I feel like I’m also getting a massage while watching this.
The reactions from Xiaoma is hilarious keep going to these massage places it’s funny af😂
Nothing like, hanging out with the guys... Literally :D Enjoyed your videos. I have seen all of these from the past.. nice to see them all grouped together for people to see the many experiences you have had for your body.
When I clicked on a crazy massage video from a guy I vaguely know for being good at Chinese, I was not expecting a spit-bath of ayahuasca. That is definitely the craziest... uh, spa treatment I've seen.
Appreciate your content so much💯🙏Always brings a smile to my face!
Massages help you in forgetting the most painful memories of the past. It helps soothe your mind and clear your head for the most part.
Or just meditate and don't get treated like a punching dummy
Forgetting is not medicine though
"If it hurts just let me know"
HIM: winces in pain the entire time not saying a word
Man you need an audio warning before that indian head massage cause that's not what it sounds like 😂
I watched the nyc Street massage for 13 times, its just satisfying
The nail scratching thing is actually insane. It feels strange but also awesome
Great pfp! One of the greatest albums ever made
@@ShoegazerGf You've good taste!! Couldn't agree more. And thank you, I appreciate the compliment:)
Bro watching that part made it feel like I was getting scratched in a good way
@@liar-888 lmao when she was going through his hair it felt as if I could almost feel it as well
What’s the album?
The seven forbidden tortures. When he got the Indian massage I thought for sure he was going to start speaking in different languages randomly
"*moans* *moans* My whole head is... Oh my god *moans* oh I feel so light headed *moans* oh shit oh shit" - Ari
The street masseuse lol
*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
“aaaoohhhh ahhhh ohhhh.”
THE FUCKING CHIROPRACTOR TOO!!
Chiropractor- “your gonna be so loose when you get up”
You definitely picked some good ones, it's like I felt them through the video
The scratching one seems like heavenly relaxing
That ayahuasca shower at the end is the definition of epic.🤣
The scratching massage looks wonderful
I love your videos bro! Took one class of Vietnamese in college, now I want go learn more and more because of you and your videos. Keep up the good work my friend!!
This guy is a ppl person, i wish i had this ability to easily form good relationships woth ppl, the multilinguistics def helps
please do more ear cleaning videos, you introduced me to the chinese picking method and now i watch them nightly before bed.
Love your vids!! I’m a massage therapist and I thoroughly enjoyed this! HA!
I love this video!! Ari, the way you laugh is so fun to watch...I loved watching you laugh while the Chinese masseur just waled on you...this is such a good video, one of your best!
The scratching massage is my favorite. I feel tingly just watching it!
This was so much fun!
Your laugh is infectious and adorable!
wow the one with the ayahuasca leaves, hanging out with the boys (and the boys just hanging out) I laughed so hard. This is so funny . The back scratch one, OMG I need a back scratch right now , love that one.
old man and the girls just being straight up honest I love it lol
I was good at giving massages, so I was the guy my friends would go to and recommend if they really felt they needed one.
My friend Amber and I suffered from migraines and insomnia, so sleep was golden.
On her bad nights she'd ask me over to help. 15-30 minutes she was relaxed and passing out. I always carried her to her bed after.
Migraines and being an insomniac is a horrible duo.
10:07 I can't help but think he's looking at you like he's taking his anger out on you. Lmao.
Nah more like tough love
Xiaoma: I sprained my ankle
This guy: *starts punching*
I need that back scratching, looks amazing
If i was the masseuse, I would not be able to keep a straight face. Arie's moaning is too much lol
“Free” NYC street massage is how I got into watching your channel.
you know when you find a video so good, you need to have a coffee while watching it? well, this is one of those videos
You had probably the best day I could ever have in my life 😍
The legend says that Xiaomanyc’s clone walk endlessly around that park ranting about sponsors
Wow the scrater girl is a genius, I remember my Mom scratching my bak when I was little. and to this day is my favorite thing ever I would be dead asleep in no time. I would pay hard for that
I just hope no one is playing this on full volume in a house somewhere...
I love how the chiropractor was talking, and Xiaomanyc became susceptible to suggestion that he was mimicking the guy as he was talking.
So today we learned that if you stick something way up into Ari's ear, he forgets to speak Chinese 😂 Also - I feel like you needed a safeword for this video lol.
relaxing to even watch
That scratcher has what bodyworkers call "hearing hands"
6:53 bing chilling 🥶
I think these massage videos are the funniest things you've done. The sound effects and vocalisations are semi erotic and that chuckle of yours should be patented! Hilarious 😆
His reaction is more entertaining than massages 😅
Best video ever, so cool!
That NYC chinese master seems like he could be the one to cure my depression
The back scratch looks amazing.
I'm not going to lie... the "Intense Indian head massage" segment at 25:37 was wild to listen to without visuals lol I have Bluetooth headphones and had to get up to feed my dog... the whole time i felt like a home adult video was playing 😂
I hope you all had fun doing this. It looks interesting.
Make me want to go to NYC and learn Chinese too. The ear cleaning for sure. The guy pounding on your legs feet and back and the chiropractor seems like they take the knots out of you.
Chiropractors are scary. Id personally never go to one. I feel like you go to one once and then suddenly you have to keep going. Ive never known someone who's gone to the chiropractor once and then was "all set". Nope, they always had to go back and "fix" the issue constantly.
I’ve never been to one either but my guess is that you don’t notice the issue until it’s fixed so when it comes back you go back to the chiropractor
It can take awhile to make things better. I've gone to one before but now I prefer getting a 1 hour massage every two months.
In the past its helped with my severe slouch and back pain, hip pain and more. Some teach you stretches that are specific to what is good for your body and to help you.
Hi, I’m someone who went regularly 6 years ago and haven’t needed to go back for 5 years.
So for any health issue you have you only go once and then all your problems are healed? Your hilariously ignorant dear.
It's a massage, not medicine. Not necessarily a bad thing, it's just reality. A bad massage can injure you as well and we have no misgivings about that. Chiropractors just try to seem more clinical than they are which contributes to their negative reputation
I love xiaoma 😭
No lie, it feels really good 😊
LOL watching you get scratched was hilarious!!!
Uncle was having way too much fun with you... Dr. Doug and his Animal Cracker fun is always great to see...
every time i watch this video I feel relax even though am not feeling nothing.
Same!!!!
Did you watch til the end?
I want to go to all of these!
Just watching this is relaxing me, I can't imagine being the one getting massaged lol.
@31:14 Gets me every time. The edit there just makes me die laughing.
Awesome video! I couldn't stop laughing!
yess !! the scratcher girls!! you must go back and see how far they have come since you did your video on them!!
Low key that scratching one seems like heaven. Polar opposite to the punching one hahah.
5:44 need to insert Owen Wilson with his classic “WOOW” 😂😂😂
Praying for your health 🙏
Scratcher girls have their own asmr channel now!
Did you check the pinkie nail on the India head masseur? That's the one he picks the wax out of his ears.
Man had to censor his Indian scene XD
i love how vocal he was😂
Bro this video is golden