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#twitch #clips - Hry
7:55 He almost calls Kat his Mom lol
He's done that so many times over the years. There are Freudian slips, and then there's Karen Burnell.
"Pizza bahbaams that my mo....ma waiff made" 😂
😂😂😂
He does it again at 12:28
He seriously can’t help himself.
@@wong8706omg I’m dying 🤣
"Major point of discussion on today's show, what went right, what went wrong."
What went wrong: the entire concept.
What went right. I got some good laughs.
Dude I've told him a million times. His intros fucking suuuuck. You can tell he found the first public domain music and used it.
What would go right: if he found out he got permabanned for “hateful slurs.”
Correction: what went right, everything because I did nothing wrong
I'm like 75% sure his snort is a tick and not "postnasal drip"
It's 100% a tic. He can magically control his snorting when Kat is on stream, during his bankruptcy call, or during his interviews. He always claims something like taking an allergy pill in the morning, even though he already semi-regularly takes them anyways.
@tlingitsoldier a demon , a greed demon
It’s a tic that he gets because he gets worked up and excited to lie and scam. It’s like a crack head rubbing their hands together
100%. i have it too and it's more like hard to swallow. you do not make a sound. it is in the back of your throat, not your nose.
The funny part is he started doing it to make trolls mad but I truly believe he just gave himself the tick instead
Well, begging for money didn’t work. Next plan, beg harder.
After that: Beg Hard 3: Beg with a Vengeance!
[[ BEGGING INTENSIFIES ]]
Bringing Khet on stream for Valentine's Day will save the business!
And if that don't work. Beg harder. And if that don't work. Beg harder.
Snort Free or Beg Hard
Hearing a grown man say playing video games is exhausting will never get old. Also, dipshit, YOU RUN THE STREAM ... therefore YOU CONTROL WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME. This guy is the best free comedy on the internet.
🎯😆💯
he thinks he outsmarts people who prove he begs and lies 😂
He does it on purpose, I am sure. If things are out of his control he can't be blamed when things go wrong and he has no responsibility for any of his outcomes. It's his shitty personality
Not free, we pay for it with braincells
Valid point! @@321Tdog
“The madden part was the best part!”
The madden part: DSP watching the AI do a play and then saying “Yeah thats what I wouldve done”
Looks like the Valentine stream with his horse is gonna be the thing that saves the business this time 😂😂
“This is the ace in the hole, this is the LAST hoorah. If I fail this, I die in a bed alone.”
roommate.. we all know it
Divorce will save the channel
She has upgraded from Mare to Heffer. It's a super level up. Only down side to the buff is diabetes.
@@DJMcFlintywith Washington state laws if he does divorce he can lose the house even if he paid it off it’s 99% on women side here 😂
He is so boring. It’s almost like he has that rare negative charisma and likeability.
A true charismatic vacuum
He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. He finds that most of the time when things don't go his way, it's because someone else didn't do their job.
somehow rolled -5 on standard dice when rolling for charisma.
There's a reason he's one of the most hated people on the internet. It's hard to be that hated without being a pdf file or otherwise legitimate 'I physically hurt people' criminal but he somehow manages to come off just that bad.
If you’ve ever watched What We Do in Shadows, I’m convinced Phil is an energy vampire and 99% of his stream is just built around that.
Its so gross listening to him snort to puncuate his sentances.
Did he just learn “arbitrary”?
Everything is arbitrary now.
That's what he always does.
Same with "curated" content.
It’s the new ‘thus’ and ‘robust’
Lmao you can always tell when Phil has learned a new word.
“It’s not a beggaton, there isn’t going to be a tip goal. I love my life! I’m happy”
The next day
“You didn’t give me enough money, I’m worried”
Loser
In his words, "there wasn't a lot of support"
It’s not a begathon because that would require a stopping point. Phil is in the eternal beg.
Words cannot express how much I despise this guy. Actually, they can but I'd be suspended from ytb if I spoke my mind.
@@laughingseal2282I used harsh words in a dsp video and youtube started hiding my comments
"I didn't know who Mr. Beast was till you guys told me about him"... 15 year youtuber.. Checks out.
"I unlocked jobs" the writers this season are S tier lmao
Poor Phil is so exhausted from sitting on his ass eating and drinking beer. Such a hard worker.
He almost called Kat mom 😅
Not only does he almost call her mom at 8:00 but also at 12:30
His left side hairline has lost some more ground to the enemy of baldness.
He blamed his mother for that, saying she combed his hair til 17.. i am not making this up, phil said it on film, now denies it
@@dertythegrowerhe’s denying that now? He doubled down on that excuse, what a moron
@@dertythegrower His mom is a mouth-drooling moran. Ack ack ack
@@dertythegrower😂 what a moron
He forgot to mention how he forced his dents to listen to him chewing and smacking his lips despite them complaining about it… while he coped about how good his life is. 🤣
When things go wrong: “we, we, we, we”
Phil was the one to call the pizza bombs "authentic." The dents just made fun of that word choice, and Phil flipped out.
i mean give him a break, he had to eat hotpockets
He drank like a fish last night. Snorting that much the next day.
Source: former alcoholic
Recovering from sitting in a f***ing chair all day? So entitled.
He'd work 8 hours at McDonalds and wouldn't be able to walk for a week. How can one be so out of shape. I bet he can't stand longer than 30 min if that, he's the living dead.
This losers begathon failing pleases me.
Always, daily 😅
pathetic, i agree
He was about to call Khet "my mom" for the third time hahahha lmao I can't
He really sees her as his mother. Lol
He almost slipped and called his wife his mom again?! How?!
Am I the only one that laughs my ass off when he says things like "pizza bombs that my mom.... wife made"
Phil: "No, i will not chew my food with my mouth closed. I do it on purpose to annoy mouth droolers like you"
Also Phil: "Support has been slow, I don't know why. Please tip because I lost $1500 due to malicious trolls".
Phil can never respond to an observation or criticism without making an insulting comment.
Khet really made a freaking rolled Lunchable 😂
He kiterally said, "My wifes been cooking all day" in his stream lmfao
his tombstone will either say "im happy" or "nuffin I can dooo"
Yeah, I think the best version would be “I Did Nothing Wrong - I Did Everything Correct !”
My favorite philism: "I'm pushing buttons" 😅
He almost said mom again
Twice.
Phil needs to stop. It's just embarrassing.
His ego wont let him
This is what happens when you force a game no one wants to watch. The poll showed that no one wanted to see like a dragon. Surprised he made any money at all
2 dents dropped 150 of the 205 bucks. He is cooked online, he just refuses to accept it.
"Yesterday we gave it our best beg and we lost. However, don't lose hope dents because, tomorrow, we can beg again and beg again we shall." This guy sucks.
Bwhahahaha ! 😅 I’m picturing a Phil version of that “Playoffs ?!? PLAYOFFS ?? I just hope we win a Beg !!”
All it took yesterday was that comment about him being so rude and nasty with his eating to completely melt down into Ultra Cope Mode. People can’t sleep on that rant, it was something.
It was so drawn out and unhinged all because somebody said his eating into the mic was gross lol it was unbelievable as usual
7:59 THIS MF CALLED KAT HIS MOM AGAIN
it's so funny how he can't resist rehashing troll talking points
lolol and the thing trolls should be jealous of is that they're not in love so they don't have someone to make them food, he always finds the most creative way to totally diss his wife
Did he really delete the drunk turkey tom rant?
Of course he did lmao he’s scared of any man who remotely even looks his way
The fuck?
@@KillaK78phil denying reality.. are you new here? ha
I was wondering why he went so in depth on the tangent about why the stream was deleted LMAO makes sense now
He's so regarded. The detractor channels had it archived the minute he opened his snout.
Maybe if Phil didn’t insult and be toxic to his fans he wouldn’t be down 70% since last year on special event donations.
Could be wrong, but he probably lost the KingBCruel school of dents
Phill did more job searching in Like A Dragon last night than he has done since promising Linda he'd look for employment years ago
I can’t with the snorts. How do they listen and pay for this.
So Phil knows that his dents don’t support like a dragon so instead of playing off stream to advance to the point he wants to get to he forces them to watch hours of it. Then he just can’t understand why support was slow. Phillip Burnell folks, the most regarded streamer of all time
No time at all to do that, Dood! *snort*
See, he really hates playing videogames and hates his audience, but is too lazy to get a job because he is making 6 figures a year with the begacy.
This is why he treats the dents like he does and wage quits any game that doesn't make money.
I watched some of his garbage marathon, Like A Dragon is just terrible to watch lol
@@itzJuztThomas Is the game terrible, or Phil's gameplay? He manages to ruin all games he plays, tbh.
@@AGenomeSoldier he's awful at the game but it is definitely a game that plays better than it watches.
8:12 I saw this on Ang13337 twitch stream. No one said that the food was not authentic, or made fun of it. They asked about the food's preparation and the ingredients. He is such a liar!!!
Thats a little peep into his paranoia, and insecurities, he saw exactly that... Which shows how his mind works- he sees anything he doesn't understand instantly as an attack.
The guy didn't ask if the "pizza bahmbs" were authentic, he asked if they were basically homemade hot pockets lmao
We are going to need a bigger Kat for that intro, WAY BIGGER.
The irony of him saying meeting people, staggering.
7:58 My mom.. eh wife lmao
I thought he said he isn't going to harp on the memberships, money or the drama and negativity. Why is he doing the exact thing he's against? It's almost like he's not above the drama at all and just a hypocrite talking out of both sides of his mouth.
Same thing when he tells you he never will talk about drama before talking about it for an hour. He'll say what he thinks sounds good no matter if he's doing the complete opposite thing.
Phil should go off on more of his viewers if they even come close to challenging his opinions, he should ask for peoples addresses and stuff so they can send him spoons or something like that
dude is delusional
for sure
Phil’s head stone on his grave will read “just being honest”
"Nothing I could do"
My mom… I mean khet lmao
Mr Beast bars aren't terrible doods. They're 1/5 and taste bad, but they aren't terrible guys. Mr goldfish memory here.
If took more pride on my lunch break than Phil ever has in any event 😂
"MrBeast chocolate bars aren't terrible."
No, Phil. You just spent 20 minutes ripping on it, saying it was terrible, then giving it a 1.5/5
Anyone doing better than Dave he's going to shat on. he always does and always will. He's prob one of those guys that says I had that idea before they did, that should be me is Dave's entire attitude.
So crazy that this guy has to say everything that he did the day prior, to the same people that come watch him everyday. This right there is so delusional. He spends so much time living in the past is so sick. Instead of just starting a new day, he needs a tip audit along with a financial of the hard work "playing video games" and describing every detail he did like its a JOB!
Plus, he calls his 90-minute pre-game beg a "podcast"
Didnt phil MEEt khet on the internet? So his "maybe people need to get off the internet and meet someone" burn holds zero weight?
We went two extra hours and I put in overtime and you guys just gave me $200? Come on guys, do better.
The thing that got me was khet supposedly watches stream now n surveyed the trolls. Next we ll hear bout Jasper exposing trolls just as he exposed his father playing wwec 😂😂
makessense otherwise how would he have known about the trolls soon as he sat.
Nah Jasper is in deep cover, he reports back often who do you think makes these videos lmao.
Man... calling Kat his mom multiple times in one sitting and saying that every should just have a soul maid 🤦
Boy he is bringing the snorts out on this one
How close he was to saying his mom made that food for him 😆
I can’t even imagine my entire life revolving around thinking I’m so special and entitled to a never-ending beg-a-thon. Thinking that doing so and playing kid’s games was “hard work”.
I'm sure people have already made this joke, but it's funny as hell to me that Phil is playing a game called "infinite wealth" 😂
"The marathon took a lot out of me" lol the time it took is like a regular work day for most people
He really seems to think we don't have wives, kids, friends, families, hobbies, rock and roll bands, and robust, meaningful lives. Yeah Phil, we're all jealous of your mom/wife and your pizza bombs. You caught us.
Phil streams for 10 hours with no plan or direction other than eating what he claimed was food and drinking. Can’t imagine how that didn’t end up with thousands of dollars in tips.
He almost called Khet his mom again lmao
People have to get off their lazy asses and go out and do something 😂😂absolute gold
Go touch grass, go to a park, camping, etc too bad we can't do these things and more 8:00
@@bbqking68 if only we have the ambition and energy of dsp McSnort.
This dude is exhausting
Damn these snorts are out of control today
I wouldn't be even surprised if Khet is supposed to look like the Pig's mom...
Yes because everyone wants to show up to phils instead of watch the biggest sport event while spending alot of money on cooking and beer to get ready for the big game
Phil needs to get himself a cough button for when he clears his throat or snorts. No one wants to hear that right into the mic.
Phil's ancestors were definitely from Belgium, dude is 100% Phlegmish. SNORT.
NFL SuperPigroach
How to Fail at The Internet: Competing with a National Sporting Event
Yeah, he’s a moron. Nothing in America can compete with the super bowl. It’s the most watched thing on TV
He would win a national snorting event though. 🐷
If he ever goes outside...we hunt.
“King’s not that good in my opinion” king’s arguably the most terrifying character to face in tekken if the player you’re facing is any good
I might be wrong but, I usually have good knowledge on these things; King is quite damn good in T8 and has been seen in a few top 8's hosted by TNS. Sure its early in the meta but yeah..
@8:00 he almost calls cat his mom. What a freak this guy is
12:30 aswell
He almost said "my mom" again 😅 8:00
As DSP was milked now the dents are out of milk themselves
when he says there were "horrible calls" about a video game i lost it
Phil doesn't understand it let alone know what to get upset about. It's another thing after tried teaching Phil but he was to busy in the bathroom, "taking a shower" for 4th time after looking at mom.
"I haven't tried anything new, and I'm all out of ideas!"
If he was LA Beast I’d show up to watch him on Super Bowl Sunday..
"It took a lot out of me" 😂
Recovering. It must have been rough sitting in that chair asking (ahem) begging for money all day. Thank heaven he is changing it up today........
Things didnt go according to plan? Eat microwave food, drink liquor he shouldnt be buying with the money he doesnt have, and beg. Sounds like tbe "plan" went off without a hitch.
oinker slipped and almost called the horse his mom twice in this clip. jesus christ....
Phil calling someone lazy when he never leaves his little echo chamber is fucking hilarious
7:59 he nearly said "my mom made"
He did that weird Wife-Mom thing a few times within 20 minutes. It's just odd..
Jobs available? yet he doesnt do a real job.. right.... right.... right.. right?
Phil's so bad a character becomes bottom tier the second he picks them.
Deep down, Phil wants to beChrisChan and Sweet Lovely Katherine to be Barbara.🤫
the excitement from this guy is infectious and very robust... very cool! go team go... snort!
*SNORT* These damn buggy begging mechanics, idk what happened.! I did everything right! *SNORT*
8:00 "...snacks my Mom...wife made in the oven..." 😂
It's programed into his brain 8:00
"I was exhausted after yesterday, it really took it out of me" you sat in your spare bedroom eating pizza rolls, drinking alcohol and playing video games all day.. HOW?!
begging is a very exhausting job 😂😂😂
I would love to see Phil wear a Fitbit for a week and see the results
These people open your eyes to the new low in America
He is excited about 'simulated superbowl' 🤦♂️
8:00 he nearly called Kat "mom" again 😂🤣🤣