DSP Tries It! Kat Makes Hot Pocket Edition. Kat Orders Phil To Ban Dents Criticizing Her Cooking

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Komentáře • 655

  • @confusedbadger6275
    @confusedbadger6275 Před 4 měsíci +48

    When he eats he sounds like an army going through a swamp

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex Před 4 měsíci +6

      LMAO

    • @p.p.burnell7294
      @p.p.burnell7294 Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@dorkasaurus_rexHow dare you laugh at my eating habits! I'm going to sue you for making fun of me! *snort*

    • @bigdunks4eva
      @bigdunks4eva Před 4 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

  • @NotTheWerewolf
    @NotTheWerewolf Před 4 měsíci +109

    Nice. I love hearing a 42 year old man smacks his lips and moan in my ears

    • @umpxfajmzann
      @umpxfajmzann Před 4 měsíci +17

      Dont forget his snorts, those are the most robust sounding.

    • @zeldafreak1975
      @zeldafreak1975 Před 4 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @90Cmart
      @90Cmart Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah I’m wearing AirPods and I was just EWWWing out loud when he started munching. He’s so repugnant

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Před 4 měsíci +5

      I can't stand that shit

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg Před 4 měsíci +1

      I have never in my life been hit with such high lip-smacking rate like 5:13 it's like he entered burtst mode and bam 5 at a time

  • @bigdadgigachad3042
    @bigdadgigachad3042 Před 4 měsíci +229

    He over explains the most simplest things imaginable.

    • @Osiris.V88
      @Osiris.V88 Před 4 měsíci +30

      A lot of pathological liars share this trait.

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 Před 4 měsíci +20

      Alot of people with autism and adhd too. I think he has both personally.

    • @dre3k78
      @dre3k78 Před 4 měsíci +22

      @@Osiris.V88 Also people with nothing else in their life worth talking about. So they make a story about the most mundane things in their life.

    • @TheR999
      @TheR999 Před 4 měsíci +12

      Boomer-style speaking to hear himself talk

    • @louskunt2641
      @louskunt2641 Před 4 měsíci +17

      "so guys as you know, we have pepperoni with cheese here...and we all know that pepperoni and cheese is a classic combination. Mmmmm .. yessss. Mmmmm delicious!"
      Tell us more Confucius!!

  • @KingBCruel
    @KingBCruel Před 4 měsíci +134

    Holy shit his ban session at the end was hilarious. His wife is out here scoping out the chat to see who is calling out her "cooking" lmaoooo

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +28

      Talk about thin skin.

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD Před 4 měsíci +16

      That's such a tame thing and it was the most basic food that wasn't noteworthy to "review" or whatver tf this was

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley Před 4 měsíci +5

      It in fact is HILARIOUS KBC!

    • @miketwo3584
      @miketwo3584 Před 4 měsíci +20

      It was a classic honey pot. Phil eats shit on paper plate. Walks away to pull a Hogan. Meanwhile a horses eyes are seen from the bushes. Monitoring chat

    • @lilzeddy
      @lilzeddy Před 4 měsíci +14

      It showed how much worse she is then him! I had no idea she was such a drama queen 😂

  • @hibye666
    @hibye666 Před 4 měsíci +171

    DSP tried it: $5 food that every single American has access to (wow!)

    • @MikeTheD
      @MikeTheD Před 4 měsíci +15

      And that every single kid could make. "Stuff the cheese and pepperoni in there". Ok done.

    • @magnumxlpi
      @magnumxlpi Před 4 měsíci +19

      Next up.. peanut butter in celery

    • @justinsmith1554
      @justinsmith1554 Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@MikeTheD a literal toddler, made these with me and didn't cry when someone asked if they made the ingredients...

    • @burningandunconsumed
      @burningandunconsumed Před 4 měsíci +8

      "Now guys these hot pockets weren't free, and as you know, these fake memberships have really hurt my business..."

    • @moment-of-glory
      @moment-of-glory Před 4 měsíci

      @@magnumxlpi😂😂😂

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme Před 4 měsíci +30

    “Hand held treat”
    What a f’n alien.

  • @marshmellow6152
    @marshmellow6152 Před 4 měsíci +148

    If this was my first time seeing phil, i would be very worried about him self deleting himself after the show ends. This is the saddest crap ever.

    • @edyfofashow
      @edyfofashow Před 4 měsíci +24

      We can only Hope

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@edyfofashow 😂😂😂 fingers crossed

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia Před 4 měsíci +13

      Unfortunately narcissists will never self delete. They only delete others

    • @marshmellow6152
      @marshmellow6152 Před 4 měsíci +2

      @@93FilmsandMedia don't bring me bad news like that 😂

    • @hbme1390
      @hbme1390 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Hint hint

  • @pflaute
    @pflaute Před 4 měsíci +112

    These feasting with the king segments are disturbing. Disgusting to hear Phill smack his lips & talk with food in his mouth

    • @goofu
      @goofu Před 4 měsíci +23

      he really is the worst

    • @erco9167
      @erco9167 Před 4 měsíci +14

      ugh i'm on headphones i crave death

    • @Taraka1
      @Taraka1 Před 4 měsíci

      It's why I can't watch these videos i always have to fast forward through them. If he was in the same room as me I think I'd have to punch him in the face if he ignored me telling him to stop smacking his fish lips.

    • @thebigbient8736
      @thebigbient8736 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Right? Absolutely disgusting

    • @pheonixgray6078
      @pheonixgray6078 Před 4 měsíci +2

      And he eats such garbage, yet complains he can't eat "poor" when he needs tips 😂

  • @catfiish8125
    @catfiish8125 Před 4 měsíci +24

    "awesome handheld treat"
    This man's an alien. Who talks like that lmao.

  • @ashinigamirises
    @ashinigamirises Před 4 měsíci +27

    Dsp ate a literal hot pocket like it was fine dining

  • @hanservo
    @hanservo Před 4 měsíci +44

    There is no love in that hot pocket

  • @KooooLew
    @KooooLew Před 4 měsíci +61

    They are literally hot pockets 😂😂😂

    • @godmagnus
      @godmagnus Před 4 měsíci +2

      But not Hot Pockets™️

    • @OnlyGhostType
      @OnlyGhostType Před 4 měsíci +2

      ghetto hot pockets w/ no sauce...

  • @jezuzxxx
    @jezuzxxx Před 4 měsíci +166

    Khet is becoming her own detractor just like papa Phil 🤣

    • @TripleKmafia
      @TripleKmafia Před 4 měsíci +14

      Forget papa John's it's Papa Phil now 😂

    • @edyfofashow
      @edyfofashow Před 4 měsíci +16

      @@TripleKmafiathat’s super disrespectful to papa johns legacy😂

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy Před 4 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😅

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 Před 4 měsíci +3

      ⁠@@TripleKmafiaRent Free Legacy🙏🏽🙏🏽

    • @jezuzxxx
      @jezuzxxx Před 4 měsíci

      @@edyfofashow didn’t papa John lose everything? Like he doesn’t even own the name of the pizzeria anymore? 😂 I just remember him being sweaty and losing his mind over a conspiracy.

  • @StonedLoner999
    @StonedLoner999 Před 4 měsíci +65

    Am I the only one who thinks it is disgusting that he can't eat with his mouth closed? Those nasty eating sounds make me sick.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 4 měsíci +5

      Believe me, you’re not the only one…welcome to the club!

    • @ODOGHOST
      @ODOGHOST Před 4 měsíci +3

      That's exactly how an alien would eat

    • @elainewalls1965
      @elainewalls1965 Před 4 měsíci +2

      I mute the sound when he eats.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +3

      What's hilarious about that is one of his quotes is beratting someone saying 'Don't you know how to keep your mouth close during a meal!' Funnily enough though this does relate to one of his few moments of self-awareness - the insult he uses 'mouth droolers' doesn't exist and the actual term is 'mouth breather'. But he himself is a mouth breather but if he called people mouth breathers that'd be like Wings calling people fat. So he made up his own variation of the insult that didn't apply to him.

    • @kevinthomas1511
      @kevinthomas1511 Před 4 měsíci +1

      No you arent.

  • @chrisdornerrespecter8884
    @chrisdornerrespecter8884 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Bro he called it a "handheld treat" 😂😂😂

  • @Zeb75
    @Zeb75 Před 4 měsíci +44

    Does he realize that banning people doesn’t hurt the person he’s banning. I think he legit thinks it hurts people.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 4 měsíci +15

      Yes he does because it’s literally the only “power” he has over people…

    • @ammyxdanteokami7098
      @ammyxdanteokami7098 Před 4 měsíci +4

      No that's why they pay him to unban

    • @PROTOHYPER-X
      @PROTOHYPER-X Před 4 měsíci +2

      I know right, like ohh noo i cant see this shit show anymore, whatever will i do??

    • @sswpp8908
      @sswpp8908 Před 4 měsíci

      Getting banned from his chat is like Max getting exiled in Beyond Thunderdome. They'll all come back grovelling for Phil's forgiveness.

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX Před 4 měsíci +53

    He looks like an alien trying to assimilate himself into a Super Bowl party.

    • @ODOGHOST
      @ODOGHOST Před 4 měsíci

      😂😂😂

    • @OnlyGhostType
      @OnlyGhostType Před 4 měsíci

      he reminded me of the toy santa from santa clause two when he tried the hot cocoa for the first time, "this is delicious!"

    • @ammyxdanteokami7098
      @ammyxdanteokami7098 Před 4 měsíci

      That's because phil is the alien

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles Před 4 měsíci +140

    she literally slapped some ketchup and ham into a pillsbury pastry thing and called it a pizza bomb

    • @Kawiboy
      @Kawiboy Před 4 měsíci +10

      She did 😆🤣😆😆🤣

    • @pocketrealitty
      @pocketrealitty Před 4 měsíci +7

      Couldn’t even use some legit pizza sauce?

    • @Shinu_Pain
      @Shinu_Pain Před 4 měsíci +7

      It's bursting with flavor dood

    • @umpxfajmzann
      @umpxfajmzann Před 4 měsíci +7

      It was robust according to dsp guys, thats all khet needed to hear.

    • @miketwo3584
      @miketwo3584 Před 4 měsíci +5

      You are just jealous that you don't have a maid that will heat up food targeted at middle school boys

  • @agent01soul
    @agent01soul Před 4 měsíci +53

    The food in itself is not disgusting, it's Phil slobbering all over it that's disgusting. Big ups Swifties

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +1

      A pig and his slop ...

    • @veryveryexpert4255
      @veryveryexpert4255 Před 4 měsíci

      His lip smacking is makes me want to give him a face slap.

    • @neganstains5745
      @neganstains5745 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Anything Phil puts into his saliva pit is less 'melt in the mouth', more 'dissolve on contact'.

  • @hollyinhell
    @hollyinhell Před 4 měsíci +23

    Those eating noises are absolutely disgusting.

  • @amns8900
    @amns8900 Před 4 měsíci +42

    It's like watching an alien taste food for a human children's public access tv show.

    • @erco9167
      @erco9167 Před 4 měsíci +3

      "he picks the pockets nicely", typical human phrasing

  • @midnightlobster
    @midnightlobster Před 4 měsíci +79

    The only thing I hate more than DSP. Is DSP’s gross smacking his jowls while getting a $40 tip and complaining about how much “effort” it takes to make a thumbnail, when we all know that he doesn’t do anything that is considered effort.

    • @JosephJamesScott
      @JosephJamesScott Před 4 měsíci +1

      It takes a lot of effort to convince people to do all that hard work for free and without credit dude.

  • @SRH-mp6zu
    @SRH-mp6zu Před 4 měsíci +14

    Imagine giving this person money

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Před 4 měsíci +91

    Its sad knowing he's sitting there alone in his little party.

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +14

      Not as sad as his solo birthday stream. Doesn’t let kat in the room for that either

    • @Magnum062
      @Magnum062 Před 4 měsíci +21

      Don't be sad. Phil is happy watching the tip counter go up. DownFromTheRafters is moving up in rank tonight!

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci

      @@Magnum062 Oh yeah! Dig it!

    • @erco9167
      @erco9167 Před 4 měsíci

      He's got all his Hogan, wym

    • @numberonedad
      @numberonedad Před 4 měsíci

      nah it's funny

  • @TheMadmax03
    @TheMadmax03 Před 4 měsíci +43

    I thought Kat wasn’t bother by the trolling? Now she saws the streams just to see who criticizes her and Phil just to have them banned. She deserves everything she gets in my opinion

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +14

      She's not bothered till she is. Just like her little piggie husband.

    • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
      @jdgustofwinddance.7748 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Facts.

    • @ammyxdanteokami7098
      @ammyxdanteokami7098 Před 4 měsíci +4

      now who feels sorry for khat not i

    • @Metal-Gear-Moogle
      @Metal-Gear-Moogle Před 4 měsíci +4

      Phil's and his wife have been separated for years, he was probably sitting on the crapper on his phone reading the chat

    • @vex980
      @vex980 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Shes as bad as he is...and deff dont feel sorry for her

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 Před 4 měsíci +58

    Mods ban anyone that makes fun of horses cooking.

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 4 měsíci +29

    And this dood has the bowling balls to call other people unprofessional.

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +1

      There's no Jaha there to keep that little piggie in check.

  • @daveb947
    @daveb947 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Kat was cooking all day? Shit could be put together and done in less than 30 minutes from what ive seen. 😂😂

  • @real_howard_stern5969
    @real_howard_stern5969 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I just watched a 45 year old man eat a homemade hot pocket, what am I doing….

  • @SpinCityDemon
    @SpinCityDemon Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Why buy (SMACK) crappy (SMACK) Tostinos Pizza Rolls (SMACK)..."

  • @Prime92
    @Prime92 Před 4 měsíci +61

    Gotta love those paper plates. Why waste time washing dishes when you can simply spend money you don't have.

    • @decanus8831
      @decanus8831 Před 4 měsíci +4

      The kitchen is too cluttered for plates lol

    • @stkjuice
      @stkjuice Před 4 měsíci +2

      Why buy 2 new dishwashers 😂

    • @gregofthelake
      @gregofthelake Před 4 měsíci +5

      Gourmet paper plates

    • @sanchini5689
      @sanchini5689 Před 4 měsíci

      You obviously don't run a successful business while operating a whole household you morahn!!
      Who in this world would have time to wash a dish after eating when you have pulls to do and dents to beg to?

    • @RazorConcepts
      @RazorConcepts Před 4 měsíci

      TIL my favorite gunpla youtuber is a detractor

  • @ImageTwoImage
    @ImageTwoImage Před 4 měsíci +19

    Even DSP's cat is so embarrassed it makes Phil drop it off 2 blocks away from the Veterinarian's office

  • @TheR999
    @TheR999 Před 4 měsíci +13

    Lunchables from scratch that take 1hour and an oven.

  • @edwarren7022
    @edwarren7022 Před 4 měsíci +6

    My Italian mother is laughing at Kat's cooking.

  • @burningisis
    @burningisis Před 4 měsíci +21

    Oh yay the pilsbury pizza bomb recipe. So very complex and robust and definitely authentic italian with that "turkey pepperoni". Phil, nothing you've ever shovelled into your gob has been authentic italian. Its all american fast food covered in cheese and sauce.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +3

      Makes sense because Italian isn't even the biggest nationality he's made up from. He has more Polish blood than Italian for sure and may even have more Ukrainian than Italian too! So a fake food masquerading as Italian when it really isn't is very appropriate for him. If the 'pizza bahms' were gouted you couldn't tell the two apart.

  • @dyingculture
    @dyingculture Před 4 měsíci +8

    Fewer preservatives? Right, other than the cheese, turkey pepperoni, jarred sauce, and probably canned dough. Those were all hand made by Kat, fresh.

  • @nampapunk
    @nampapunk Před 4 měsíci +24

    Why does he always look like he's in pain when he eats something? Is it cause his teeth are all rotten from alcohol?

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +1

      He hasn't gotten to the dentist in a over a decade at minimum 'cause '[he] don't have money to do it [he] don't have money to do it [he] don't have money to do it!' And considering his bad hygiene (he frequently refers to it as 'IF I had to shower that day' showing bathing isn't even a daily thing for him) he probably doesn't brush as often as he should as possibly has the mouthgout.

    • @patrickDTC
      @patrickDTC Před 4 měsíci

      @@angry_zerglinglol hilarious reference

  • @prnforpain
    @prnforpain Před 4 měsíci +3

    Next - DSP Tries It: A glass of water

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 4 měsíci +41

    That smacking sure is the sign of a professional. So what exactly is different with this event than every ... single ... freaking .... other marathon event Phil does?

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +10

      Anyone who lip smacks while others are present should be banished to Siberia with other lip smackers.

    • @DystOptimist
      @DystOptimist Před 4 měsíci +3

      He's wearing a jersey that he somehow still has after 20 years.

    • @raokineda
      @raokineda Před 4 měsíci +2

      He doesnt even have to eat to smack his lips though, he does it ALL the goddamn time. Its annoying to no end. He many times starts a sentence with a lip smack ive noticed.

    • @doejoe-es9bg
      @doejoe-es9bg Před 4 měsíci +1

      5:13 lipsmacking burst high fire rate

  • @KillaK78
    @KillaK78 Před 4 měsíci +13

    195 dollars for a zero effort, self centred event.
    And he calls Taylor swift fans stupid

  • @mfspittin
    @mfspittin Před 4 měsíci +17

    Hand-held treat, like a fresh pull of Valentines Hulk Holgan on WWE Champions.

  • @thebigbient8736
    @thebigbient8736 Před 4 měsíci +6

    His marinara looks like campbells tomato soup 😂

  • @MrDewie
    @MrDewie Před 4 měsíci +5

    shout out to the paper plates and bowls for keeping the dishwater repair bill from ruining the business

  • @hbme1390
    @hbme1390 Před 4 měsíci +7

    His lip smacking and facial expressions are nauseating and disturbing. This is what happens when u shut urself off from society.

  • @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa
    @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa Před 4 měsíci +7

    I know it's just not Phil...but what is up with some Americans and using paper plates for every meal? I've never seen it outside the US. Most people only use them when there is a large number of people to feed or for picnics etc. Two middle aged people with no kids can surely do the small amount of dishes instead of letting dirty paper plates pile up in the garage.

    • @mrzoozilla971
      @mrzoozilla971 Před 4 měsíci

      No dishes! Think of allll the time your saving :DDDD

  • @williamhughes5260
    @williamhughes5260 Před 4 měsíci +10

    "Handheld treat"
    Make your own joke because none of mine would get past the censors.

    • @pyatig
      @pyatig Před 4 měsíci +6

      Camera’s been on the whole time

    • @catfiish8125
      @catfiish8125 Před 4 měsíci +4

      hes an extraterrestrial. no one says that.

  • @wong8706
    @wong8706 Před 4 měsíci +7

    This slop is the kind of recipe you’d find in a cookbook at the Scholastic book fair.

  • @90Cmart
    @90Cmart Před 4 měsíci +6

    Phil genuinely laughs at his own Swiffer joke. Imagine being so stupid you’re surprised by your own stupid joke

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 Před 4 měsíci +14

    3:55 I refuse to believe anyone eats food like this. But again this is dsp.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před 4 měsíci +11

    Funny how when Phil drinks his beer and liquor he takes it exactly the same as he does when he drinks his “water.” It’s almost like he drinks water like alcohol or maybe that’s not water he drinks.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci

      There does seem to be a big difference how he drinks 'water' from the stainless steel bottle thing that he fills himself versus a sealed bottle of seltzer water. It does make one wonder.

    • @NASkeywest
      @NASkeywest Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@angry_zerglinghe is 100% always drinking alcohol. He will never take more than one shots worth.

  • @Taraka1
    @Taraka1 Před 4 měsíci +9

    I don't wish harm on anyone but I wouldn't be upset if he ended up with Dysentery.

  • @whocares1631
    @whocares1631 Před 4 měsíci +10

    *bite* smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +4

    "But for now I gotta get back to gaming and drinking!" - former alcoholic 100% recovered.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz Před 4 měsíci +10

    The only thing dsp learned about having a SO is “don’t make them mods.” Kat wanting fans banned hurts dsp, just like avoiding romance in video games

    • @OnlyGhostType
      @OnlyGhostType Před 4 měsíci +2

      soooo that is why phil is so avoidant of the romance in games. his momwife monitors each stream. she is also probably the anonymous tippers too!

  • @vicblatz5204
    @vicblatz5204 Před 4 měsíci +8

    I always laugh at seeing Phil in the hamster wheel!

  • @SayianMike34
    @SayianMike34 Před 4 měsíci +3

    She made a homemade hot pocket then got mad 😂 wow

  • @chew8087
    @chew8087 Před 4 měsíci +11

    It’s just so sad to watch Phil but I can’t stop. Edit, I made my comment about watching Phil is sad before I looked at the other comments and multiple other people said the same thing, that really tells you something about this guy. How anyone unironically watches him is beyond me

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 4 měsíci

      I’m pretty sure that at least 90% of us are watching the pig in hope that we will finally see him pay for everything he did and to watch him disappear from the internet

  • @maddcatzsminions3493
    @maddcatzsminions3493 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes people he's eating hot pockets 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @zstrode.8953
    @zstrode.8953 Před 4 měsíci +5

    "Shout out to my wife that's been making food ALLDAYY"
    😂😂 I find this stupidity level is too much almost! WHAT HAS SHE BEEN COOKING ALL DAY? god dang man this man baby is special! Someone put his helmet on! 😂

  • @classiccorporation5278
    @classiccorporation5278 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Phil’s smack game is on Legendary difficulty. 😂

    • @elroywrong
      @elroywrong Před 4 měsíci

      It makes me want to punch mini horses. do you know how innocent a mini pony is?!

  • @imnotchikao6317
    @imnotchikao6317 Před 4 měsíci +1

    How is anything he’s done during this “Super Bowl” event even related to the SuperBowl?! 😂

  • @4kcris293
    @4kcris293 Před 4 měsíci +6

    God Phill is so cringe with trying food. 😂😂

  • @rad.man.1
    @rad.man.1 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Even store bought or not - these GLOBS of dough a 5 yr old could make.

  • @philipblaise5166
    @philipblaise5166 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Anyone find it intresting once the documentary stuff ended kat disappeared again

  • @ccgizmo4138
    @ccgizmo4138 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I don’t get wtf makes this a Super Bowl event. If you talk Super Bowl in chat you’re sure to get banned.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci

      His jersey moe-rahn! He's wearing his football-style jersey!

  • @silverdollar1989
    @silverdollar1989 Před 4 měsíci +9

    $195 in tips. Damn it he will never die 🤬
    Edit : only made 6 dollars in the last three hours lmao 🤣

    • @bovineintervention276
      @bovineintervention276 Před 4 měsíci +1

      He used to make 195 in a 3 hour stream.

    • @confusedbadger6275
      @confusedbadger6275 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Ghats great, he was trying for at least a grand

    • @iffy4509
      @iffy4509 Před 4 měsíci +3

      His yearly amount is decreasing these marathons too aren't as successful as they used to be

    • @anthonylouie36
      @anthonylouie36 Před 4 měsíci

      The sad part is he would make WAY MORE back in the day. If he ends this one with tips lower than 300 he'll be pissy.

    • @dre3k78
      @dre3k78 Před 4 měsíci +3

      From 2 people.

  • @rubensano4860
    @rubensano4860 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I wonder what he thinks he means when he says these are authentic.

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 Před 4 měsíci +1

    GOD DAMN!!! The dude chews like my 7 year old nephew. What’s wrong with this 41 year old man.

  • @Muffinpurplegurk
    @Muffinpurplegurk Před 4 měsíci +1

    BAN ANYONE THAT CRITICISING MY WHALES COOKING. GTAB.

  • @pokecore95
    @pokecore95 Před 4 měsíci +21

    I knew Phil would be the kind of insecure manchild who would get upset at the shere mention of Taylor Swift

    • @Captain_AAhab_
      @Captain_AAhab_ Před 4 měsíci

      I’ve never seen so many grown men afraid of a 90lb woman

  • @leafsfan1728
    @leafsfan1728 Před 4 měsíci +4

    I like how he feels he needs to explain to his moronic fanbase what pizza pockets are. Smh
    "Ya see, you gotta take one of these peeZUH bAHMS here and you dip em' in this here. This is maranaRUH SAWsce." *snort*

  • @orbtain
    @orbtain Před 4 měsíci +2

    12:55 is when phil comes back and yells at us for anyone who doesn't want to watch 13 minutes of pig chewing

  • @GinSoakedBrain
    @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +4

    I hope Khat only used 25% of the required Eye-talian seasonings to be correct. Sounds good? ok.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +1

      That's Aww-thentic Eye-talian seasonings to you dood!

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 4 měsíci +1

      lol. I stand corrected, sir.@@angry_zergling

  • @thebigbient8736
    @thebigbient8736 Před 4 měsíci +2

    He sure showed the “haters” lmao They really didnt say anything 😂

  • @Anarchist86ed
    @Anarchist86ed Před 4 měsíci +1

    9 hours and only $204. The dents did not support the business despite Philbert constantly reminding them he was down a thousand dollars.

  • @xSnarfsx
    @xSnarfsx Před 4 měsíci +2

    I can imagine the "this is how you don't devour" sound clips in my head while watching this lol. It's so funny watching him try to make those things sound so much better than they were.

  • @PureMetaphors
    @PureMetaphors Před 4 měsíci +2

    41 years old still rocking paper plates. Phil is his own worst detractor

  • @rezitrenauj
    @rezitrenauj Před 4 měsíci +4

    7:30 i love how he talks like all this effort is being done by him instead of dents

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yep he's already retconning the fact someone else is doing all the editing and upscaling and everything and is now claiming he's 'the guy' who did all the work. Phil the dude is doing it for free the least you can do is let him have credit for all his work sheesh. He's worse than Walter White with his frigging ego and doesn't even have a chemically pure and stable product that behaves as advertised.

  • @ChemicalGav
    @ChemicalGav Před 4 měsíci +1

    The horse 🐴🐎 has now become a cow 🐄🐮 lol

  • @gorillachronicles
    @gorillachronicles Před 4 měsíci

    Imagine what a terrible place in life you are to pay this guy to eat hot pockets

  • @avsrule247
    @avsrule247 Před 4 měsíci +1

    13:30 I literally died when he put his wasted face up close to the camera💀He is the living embodiment of a classic internet Tough Guy🤣🤣🤣
    Also imagine getting triggered by something so simple. Those messages were not even nasty, or directed at Khat, they were literally directed towards Phil's description of what he was eating. The whole "family" has totally lost it

  • @dougmiller5849
    @dougmiller5849 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Can't wait for next weeks episode, toasted pie crust shell style with rasberry filling i.e.pop tart

  • @CoffeexBoi
    @CoffeexBoi Před 4 měsíci +4

    2 of the most insecure people I have ever met. If you on the internet and have thin skin like this you just hurting yourself. No you don’t get a pat on the back for Hot Pockets. Sorry not sorry lol.

  • @Techy837
    @Techy837 Před 4 měsíci +2

    "Mhhmmmmmm, that was yummy" His reaction was so fake

  • @TheSlashd0t
    @TheSlashd0t Před 4 měsíci +2

    You know what would go well with that crap food? Some Bud Light.
    Basically piss to wash down shit

  • @silverdollar1989
    @silverdollar1989 Před 4 měsíci +5

    This is literally a new episode of dsp tries it

  • @nahualito
    @nahualito Před 4 měsíci +1

    Phil is "italian" and cannot recognize a small sized calzone.

  • @mrzoozilla971
    @mrzoozilla971 Před 4 měsíci

    The fact that he read the comments criticizing his wife’s cooking out loud 😂 it just gives reason for people to do it again

  • @batboy555
    @batboy555 Před 4 měsíci

    If they served this on a ship offshore that would be the cooks last day.

  • @thepringleman4886
    @thepringleman4886 Před 4 měsíci

    Store bought biscuits dough, canned marinara, and packaged pepperonis.
    And Dave choking it down while pretending it’s not full of preservatives

  • @bbqking68
    @bbqking68 Před 4 měsíci +1

    The microwave is so complicated. But Phil uses this child's excuse so he doesn't help with chores. My wife tells me to stay out of kitchen, laundry room, using vacuum cleaner, etc. 12:02

  • @randomposter5665
    @randomposter5665 Před 4 měsíci

    A $100 super chat says it’s not even real butter, but vegetable oil style spread.

  • @iamslf
    @iamslf Před 4 měsíci

    phil is the human version of “i’m having so much fun”

  • @combatsloth_7642
    @combatsloth_7642 Před 4 měsíci +1

    He said she used Italian seasoning then 2 minutes later says he didnt know what was used
    Grown man saying super duper about how food taste
    Making fun of a fanbase that’s primarily teenagers is on par with Phil
    And your soul maid doesn’t want you in the kitchen because she doesn’t want to be around you

  • @LEMONedOblaat
    @LEMONedOblaat Před 4 měsíci

    When is Phil going to realize he's terrible at sneak dissing his wife.

  • @spectrealangritch
    @spectrealangritch Před 4 měsíci

    God damn he was salty at the end😂… none of that shit was even that mean.

  • @IamTony666
    @IamTony666 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Leave it to Phil to run a begathon during Superbowl weekend while having absolutely nothing to do with the Superbowl just for that geetus.

  • @chadkirk150
    @chadkirk150 Před 4 měsíci

    I think this what Hell would be like for me. Having air pods fused in my ears and forced to hear DSP eat.

  • @gwoody4003
    @gwoody4003 Před 4 měsíci

    See?!?!
    I'm a Human.
    We do Human things.
    See my beer? My weird Pizza?
    Who is pathetic now?

  • @ApexSpin
    @ApexSpin Před 4 měsíci +1

    Wow I’d never have known what cheese and pepperoni tastes like, really needed all that lip smacking “mmmm” groans and painful facial expressions. Sad