DSP 30 Min Therapy Cope Session Over Turkey Tom's Documentary. My Failure in Life Was On Purpose. 🤣
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Phill says he doesn't react to drama while currently reacting to drama. Absolutely zero awareness
And when there is non he creates it. Thunderous snorts n it's not even Summer...disgusting filthy piglet.
It is even more telling that someone just made a documentary about him telling his history and it is labeled "drama" and "negative" he is a piece of shit with nothing positive to say about him, like wtf does he want people to just repeat his lies and act like he is a good person
Yup this is a standard move he’s always done no joke, but recently it’s his absolute go-to, especially when it’s directed at him. It’s so transparently sanctimonious; Phil is an extremely sanctimonious person. He’s like the definition of it, in fact you could literally read the definition and it would highly inform you when watching Phil
Also he said race jokes were accepted back then when I am pretty sure those type of joke were not acceptable even back then
Wdym he's done with the drama dood
“My failure was on purpose”
Cope more Phil.
Seen him do this multiple times now. He acts like he is some puppet master that arranges all the events behind the scenes, though in reality he is just Wile e coyote came to life.
@@rookswoodsrok3614hey Wile E. Coyote is an actual genius. It's not his fault Acme is the only place in his area
He's someone who consistenly fails his way up
I thought he lost popularity because of the troll and this is how you don't play?? Now we learn he CHOSE to be less popular because it was just to stressful being so awesome and having the entire world love his amazing content
Meant to do it dood. He fell on purpose
So according to Phil, this super pahsitive community that used to exist on CZcams wasn’t toxic like it is today, while simultaneously it was terrible, racist and cringey?
He'll say whatever he needs to so his ego is protected. Sometimes in the same sentence. And his dents drool and nod their heads.
He wonders why these documentaries never highlight his positive attributes... What positive attributes, Phil?!? You've been an angry man-child for over 15 years!
He can only mean absolutely neutral behavior, mundane behavior. Because yeah one of the most fascinating things about him is how that doesn’t exist. The rare moments seem very contrived, they really do.
He has absolutely positively no redeeming qualities whatsoever lmao. He's one of the worst people to have ever lived.
The funny part is Tom does feel sorry for Phil at times (SoK for example), but then that sorrow is thrown out the window because Phil just tries throwing it all under an umbrella to snuff out all the other detractors when in reality it's not even their fault.
Like anytime the world, even parties trying to view this as unbiased (despite Tom throwing his punches), Pigroach just proves that any faith in him doing the good thing are for naught when money is involved.
I've never wanted to see somebody get what's coming to them so badly.
and .... entitled narcissistic scammer
The guy has hours and hours to react to drama while claiming he isn't, but he doesn't have ten goddamn seconds to set up a mute button on his mic so we don't have to hear his snorting, burping, and grunting anymore.
He completely missed the largest criticism against him in that documentary. It completely went over his head
Doesn’t talk about drama…30 mins later.
Wonders why he’s a LUHLCOW 😂
D-S-P...IS A LOL-COW A LOL-COW!...D-S-P IS A LOL-COW...A LOL-COW! 🐷🎼🎼🎼🎼
How many times IS HE GONNA GIVE THE SAME SPEECH WORD FOR WORD TO HIS AUDIENCE.
they must have it memorized
That’s how propaganda works
Good video idea. Find all the videos of the speech and play them side by side or back to back. Do you happen to know what vids? Id love to make it lol
@@thekyleprojekt7996i dream of making a super edit of the tip audit. Dozens of little boxes of Phil saying the same thing synced up.
it's a common cult leader tactic. mind control through repetition, aka pignosis.
Phil’s failure was meticulously curated by Phil! He didn’t want the fame! He doesn’t care about money or numbers! He was headed for the top and decided to fall on his sword! PhilBert is truly a martyr!
Yea for sure and don't forget he has never changed and he was only making racist comments because that is what people wanted
He sure is stuck on this one word. That’s so Phil. “Failure vs Decline” lol
@@MikeTheDit’s 1984 piggler double speak.
Yeah he didn't want the fame but the dude was making bank going out with PandaLee making two minute videos showing his dinner.
And the best way to support martyrs is to tip them. Okhey? Correct?
Sometimes I feel sorry for him.
But then he keeps talking and then I wish his wife leaves him and he loses his house
DSP is the only guy out there that can be half a million dollars in debt and not consider it a failure.
Hed tell you that most companies are in some kind of debt and were all idiots for not knowing that.
Like yeah, a factory might take a 20 million dollar loan to install a brand new machine and line, but hes not doing that. Hes buying doordash with credit cards
He needs those Hogan's, and gin, and doordash, and what about his day off?
He can't even buy cat a purse at the mall. It's window shop then olive garden
He has successfully cheated the brankrupcy system. I guess that's why he is so proud of himself. 😂
Phil can lie and gaslight all he wants, but he has always put himself into other people's drama. He's always sought out the confrontation and he's always played internet tough guy. He can call it analyzing, or giving advice or "making factual observations" or whatever. But he always claps back, he always starts trouble and he always seeks out the confrontation instead of ignoring it.
He can put himself above it, but nobody, I mean nobody, is buying it. And as long as he keeps denying it, he's only going to regress further and lose his mind more and more. Just own it.
Yeah I find it enjoyable to leave comments and casually poke holes in his rants because it’s easy and funny and like to read others. But for a few years it’s more of just a thing I do now, as a habit. We could just say “lol” and everyone would know what we meant. He’s done this for so long haha.
Preach!
Phil would be in todrama content if he was popular and could strike down (as he says) the reality is: Phil doesn’t do drama content out of fear of being made fun of more than ‘pretending’ to ignore the haters- this is all about Phil’s fear of being made fun of because his narcissism can’t take the cognitive dissonance
Phil deep down wishes he could go back to 2012 version
That's what makes Phil a top tier lolcow.
Its well known that people who are happy and avoid drama must constantly tell you that they are happy and that they are avoiding drama
He can lie all he wants....we know he's watched that documentary.
"These documentaries that are 2 hours or whatever"
he remembers the runtime so its definately a video he's watched
he can't admit to watching it because then he would be expected to refute its specific claims with details and evidence, and knows he can't. all he can do is make vague assertions about 'drama' and 'context' and hope the dents buy it
He keeps insisting that he’s happy, which tells me he actually isn’t. Like he constantly has to remind himself. With Phil, I usually lean in more to his actions than his words.
He tries so hard to convince people he’s in a happy marriage 🤣. Except he can’t spend time with her without the internet. I guarantee It’s a sexless marriage.
That's why he gets so awkward and weird whenever there is sexual things in video games
He is definitely a virgin. Only 40 year old virgins get that fucking weird around sexual things.
DSP: "I can't have sex dood, I'm married!"
Remember, Pandalee would always make comments in their videos that Phil wasnt dicking her down and it was upsetting to her. Kats not withholding sex, Phil just has no sex drive thanks to all the years of drinking gin til blackout every night. His dick dont work anymore
any relationship where the pair sleeps in separate bedding is a loveless relationship.
I hope I'm there the day the dent bank dries up and snort finally finds out what destitute means
He bad talks other CZcamsrs and streamers out of sheer jealousy without being attacked by them and then has the audacity to say why is all this drama?
AAHHHHHHHH! I KNEW HE'D WATCH IT EVENTUALLY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phil watched it immediately. He watched all the detractors content
Phil is happier now. Hes higher up on WWE champions leaderboard than at any time in the past
Just because its negative doesn't mean it's CLICKBAIT Phil! Sometimes negative is FACTS!!
That’s true
@@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Phil's "if it's negative then it's false" attitude is stupid & he wouldn't say that about anyone else, especially the likes of Keemstar. I don't like defending Keem but DSP makes me.
He's a sick man
"i'm happier right now than I've ever been" - the guy who has emergency begments about cratering membership numbers and 'muh bills' on an hourly basis since contracting ebola
the goldfish memory on this guy is insane, he can flip flop between "i'm on top of the world and the detractors are jealous" to "things are really tough right now and I need your support" in the same sentence without a hint of shame.
Dsp is the only person I know who goes thru the 5 stages of grief for 15yrs straight....we're currently in the denial stage........for the past 7yrs
It's really just the first four all at the same time stuck in a bottle neck because he's completely incapable of the fifth stage, which is acceptance.
@@KissTheManiac I disagree with you he'll get to acceptance........but after death😗
I wanna see his final stream where he says hes done streaming, but hes going to leave the tips and patreon link up and still ask people to just send him money, because he has all the content for free on youtube and we are lucky hes keeping it there. Otherwise hell paywall all his content on 1 website, delete his youtube channel, and die in obscurity because nobody is going to pay for his website
@@asura48bugged life mechanics dood I did nothing wrong!!!
Turkey Tom wasn’t posting drama. I thought it was well done. Didn’t just focus on the fap. He highlighted things that I didn’t know like who posted the leaks or how the SOK people were.
Ya, I fell down the dsp rabbit hole about a year ago and had never heard about SoK either. I'm glad we're past that era, lol.
I like how detailed he got with Phil's inconsistencies about his own life
Didn't know Papa Dave was that successful, must have skipped a generation.
@@DrakeHunter324 right. Ex military/well educated Papa Dave gave Phillip a good life and set him up with a good job. Phillip pissed it all away to beg and be horrible at video games.
Yeah, I like that he covered people adjacent to Phil
Glad 417k people know what DSP truly is as of writing this message.
Should be close to a million
It’s not every day you see this level of self-pignosis!
Makes you think Phil has a half an hour long cope segment every morning in front of the mirror.
It's just amazing how dented his fans are. Phil has as much documented information on him as Chris Chan, and these people are completely oblivious to all of his abusive and toxic behavior.
Endless clips of him trashing his own legit fans.
Nah his dents know he lies and spends all his money on WWEC they just don’t care
They’ve been a part of the backdrop for so long yeah, and more with each year. It’s quite the mystery. A pretty consistent theme over the years is they have no explanation.
Phil "I don't have to follow the rules. I AM the rules" Burnell.
The doc was good! Not click bait!
I can’t wait till he’s crying on stream alone no family or friends no one donating. Every day he steps a little closer to that grim reality and he deserves it.
Yup. It’s inevitable. His earning potential will only go down. His cost of living will only go up. There’s no indication that he will ever control his excess spending or debt. There’s no indication that he can control his addictions. This only ends one way. I assume his retirement plan is to die young. Because I don’t know what else he thinks he’s going to do. He’s unemployable. Even if his folks leave him some money…how much will that really be and how long will it really last?
Ok, "I was synonymous with CZcams gaming" made me laugh greatly.
Phil is comfortable talking all that shit behind his gated community, man how i wish to be a fly on the wall when and if he were to get confronted
Dang, I was hoping to see Phil talk about the drama but he didn’t! This 30 minute video was him talking about gaming
News.
I thought Turkey Tom was quite fair really, I'd have added another hour of Karen Burnell shenanigans.
The most ridiculous take you could possibly have. When he's constantly talking about how he's lost popularity but it's "on purpose" that he lives paycheck to paycheck and never wants to be more financially stable, never wants any of that "organic growth" and never wants to be any better than Level One. You might as well just say I make content for 3 or 4 people that fund my life. I'm happy with being their little sugar baby.
And how convenient, that’s his exact reality, and what he probably knows is THE business model for the foreseeable future. Because that’s the reality, even with him being as delusional as he is.
I’m tired of it!
Bro it's insane that he use to say "Imade videos and didn't know you could make money. As soon as I knew I could I did and quit my job." but now he's like "Oh I never knew about money, nor wanted it." Mf lies out his ass.
He lies about his lies
Should of been called 10 years of toxicity
He’s so happy, so happy with his health and marriage, that he stays up getting drunk until 3am, while Kat sleeps in a separate bedroom in the house.
Usually takes couples thirty years to sleep in separate beds (most for health reasons), but not DSP, he gave his princess her own bedroom - like a good Dad would.
I don't know how anyone could even be in the same house with him, listening to the super snorts and belching.
The failure in the title has nothing to do with your personal happiness it has to do with your "business" Phil
Meh it can apply to both
Hes happy, he weighs less and hes happy with the content he puts out while demanding money out of his dents
If you go to his chat and call him lazy he’ll lose his shit.
DarkSydePhil: failure by design.
Phil self-pignotizing about being happily married and how much he enjoys being married, just makes it obvious that his wife hates him and they never spend time, lol!
Dude had to file for bankruptcy and thinks there is nothing you could judge him for being a failure on... why does anyone take him serious?
I don't want to be part of the drama, proceeds to talk about the drama for 10 mins 😂😂😂 which then starts more DSP drama 😂😂
He actually said "my truth" instead of "the truth". He didnt answer half the questions and the lies were easy to see.
That's the second time I know of he's said "if you want to see my answers on the drama, go watch the interview. I'm not doing another one because my answers wont change. Those answers are MY TRUTH"
He said it today. And said it months ago during some other rant.
It's really mind blowing how he doesn't have an epiphany and realize how much he wasted in this last (almost two) decades. Christ, his ego -.-
Eh, what good would that do? 40 years, all he has is his CZcams channel with TBs of trash.
Dsp: "I put out millions of videos just for money back in the day"
Also Dsp: "i work 2 shifts, 6 days a week.." (to the point people unsubsribe due to the notifications because money means more than those who gift it..)
You havent failed because your happy in your failure so you win.. we get it.. you always win..
He literally said it’s my fault during the side scroller interview, didn’t adapt direct capture and crapped on react content , now it was on purpose, crazy.
DSP: 15 years of Lying
DSP: 15 years of Begging
DSP: 15 years of Snorting
DSP: 15 years of Coping
DSP: 15 years of Manipulating
DSP: 15 years of Gaslighting
this could go on and on...
Even when he was at his peak and making tons of money, he didn't give a shit about his audience, now when he's literally at an end, it hasn't changed. His inner circle is shrinking over time. I think that's why he fascinates people and everyone hates him. Everyone is waiting to see what happens when his inner circle won't be able to sustain him.
"this is somthing different then other people do, right? Snort"
Yes thats right other people wouldn't Snort in the mikrophone.
"I don't tell you guys about this stuff because you don't need to know. Anyways, let me tell you all about this stuff you don't need to know."
1:26 Wet snort 🤣
7:04 Wet snort
11:10 "I got goaded into an interview" did the morahn forget he was seeking out an interview? Was hoping to get one with mo1st, he failed, he decided on SideScrollers. "Goaded" 😆
"I don't do giant react specials making fun of ppl" I keep the trashing on everyone to my daily wraps when I'm positive no one is even watching.
Except for doody 🤣
‘My accident’ for all the names given to Phil’s JO event. ‘My accident’ is the most disgusting and humiliating. Thanks Phil!!! You are your worst A log
You know Phil... You don't HAVE to acknowledge everything you deem as drama. Your little regards aren't going to think any less of you, I mean, if they don't already, nothing will.
This copium is so weapons-grade, it should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
Phil tried stealing keems idea and cutting him out but then plays victim when it blows up in his face.
Only a person with ''drama'' on their mind 24/7 can say that CZcamsrs only see success through negative content, because of ''human nature'' - when the biggest creators on the platform are predominantly positive, kid friendly (often literally catered to kids) and have nothing to do with the drama and especially lolcow side of CZcams
Edit: only DSP can come up with shit like ''interactive streamer'' to try and exaggerate how much '''work''' he puts in
24:53 - this right here, is an example of how insane he is. He’s directly talking about Tom, but instead of stating the obvious that he is, he just lies to avoid being held accountable.
Same thing he done to LTG, Keem, and Boogie- he starts drama, then plays victim once they return fire.
Phil is the worse, because he’s a lying pos, a spineless coward that acts tough in a safe space, but, what’s worse than that? Him being a hypocrite..
Imagine what khet thinks when she sees the Gobble Thomas doc come up on her youtube feed 😂
He declared bankruptcy lol. That is a big time fail for Phil Burnell.
"I wish I could spend more time with my wife and my cat." Who tf says that? Has Jasper even been around lately?
He’s probably living with Kat at her boyfriend’s place.
Man who said he can't spend time with his wife because the internet was down
22:45 Philly just explaining that he understand why the trolls do as they do xD
Lol you edited the original thumbnail? Is this because Tom featured ur name in the doc? 😂😂😂
Let me translate.
What he’s saying: I don’t go on drama based shows.
What he actually means: I’m afraid people are going to expose my lies and I’ll lose money over it.
Every time I watch a Doody video while I’m eating, and Phil snorts, I no joke immediately lose my appetite 🤮
He can control his snorts and phlegm in ss interview. I mean he is used to do these disgusting behaviours in his stream for too long and actually he fakes these symptoms like it's so serious. Unbelievable! So nasty! 😂
The way he speaks about his 15 years.. It's like He is/was the King of France whom also cured the Plague.... Like, wow... This guy is high on himself beyond belief, while he sits there and snorts repeatedly.
Ah yes, I remember a time when typing in "CZcams Gaming" and there was Phil, right at the top. Back when CZcams was focused on POSITIVITY.
Who the fuck is he kidding? Who would or has ever typed in, to any search bar, "CZcams Gaming"? What would you even expect to see? People search for the game they want to see or the creator they want to watch.
"oh No, someone made a documentary" 😂🤣
Phil, the longer your ban list gets, the more drama you attract.
"I went from the guy who was top of the rung."......no, just went to THE guy.
Right... wasn't that honestly complete bs? When has this guy ever been even remotely popular as he claims?
He's so obsessed with drama. All he had to do is look at Turkey Toms channel and see the dude just does documentaries, or essay reaction type stuff. He has a 2nd channel where he does cover drama but its more for just talking about whatever. His docs have always been good and fair honestly.
I don't think Tom cares if Phil watches, hes not trying to stir up something with DSP. It wasn't made for him...it was made for his audience.
Since when was begging a career ? 😂😂😂
0:17 "For the majority of the time I've made content...15 years, I've tried to stay out of other peoples drama."
I think Fill needs to watch TERRKEE TAHM's documentary about him. lol
*Literally brings it up
_"Have you noticed? I don't bring it up, anymore..?"_
Remember boys and girls, Philip didn't monetize videos on CZcams for like three years, not because he couldn't, normal non-Philip people couldn't monetize gaming videos, but because Philip didn't want to! History would suggest that the moment he could make money Philip did everything within his power to monetize every aspect of his life, from travel videos to cooking videos, but that's because history is a well known detractor. You got to listen to Philip.
The fact that he says he was ever the top rung of that ladder is hilarious. One deluded PigRoach
He just doesn't understand how to be sucessful on the internet/youtube.
None at all.
He doesn't see how collaborations, outside activities and specials can benefit him. He just wants to do the same tired thing every day for eternity, and expects it to just suddenly take off without any effort or dedication.
Definition of insanity.... well, we all played Far Cry 3, we know how it goes.
He could just not mention it. Alas, Phyllis loves drama.
6:10 You gotta give it to Phil, he is the GOAT at being bad at stuff. Here he shows off his terrible lying skill. "I don't even get a million views on my channel a month, I only got like six hundred thousand views. Something like _er uh,_ I don't look all the time."
One can actually see the moment Phil's brain remembers he wanted to give the impression he was going to stop worrying about things like views.
"I just wanted to be positive and share my passion for video games."
=DSP Top Racist Moments VOl. 7=
Lmao you can see he's fighting the urge to violently rock back and forth.
Maybe he could've had a positive documentary about him if there is something about him that is positive.
I don't care what people say about me. Proceeds to talk about it in length.
"I'm not worried about the views or the money." Then STOP BEGGING FOR MONEY!
5:46 people, he played with himself on stream with children watching. This has been verified. He’s trying to justify being a pdf.
Jfc spewing the same shit all day, 6 days a week is fucking ridiculous. Meee reeeeeeee not my fault. He’s been saying I don’t want to get involved! What is this? ☝️
dsp swear to not talk about toxic drama and how he was able to move on, 5 minute later still talk about the sidescroller interview
Hard to believe anything here when there are ,any many clips of him either complaining about drops in membership, viewers not engaging and him crying bs at any game where he struggle in.
I pray everyday that hes forced to get a job. Everyday.
There is no space for Phil on CZcams.
How is this guy dsp still operational. Please what is going on with people paying money to this guy. There are so many mote people who deserve that money more then dsp
I’ve always say to Phil, but he’s such a terrible liar!! He’s not happy, he’s just miserable and a coward who can’t own up his actions because he’s ashamed. He knows that he’s a failure, and we know he’s a failure and that’s what scares him the most.
Its Crazy for those few seconds at the end when phil starting talking about his shirt and cable and just being Normal im like damn if he just acted like that all the time hed be fine pointing out his flaws and laughing at them just chatting. Maybe i watched to manny of these videos and its poisoned mmy view on fill idk 😂😂
Summoning salt is the perfect example of positive documentaries. What they do is that they document all of the biggest movements in speed running in this really cool style of content.
Highly recommend if you like speed run content :)
BigHead McNoodlearms is getting nervous... I'll bet them smell in that office is even worse than usual.
If lol cows were drugs, DSP would be Tylenol.
why does tylenol not work?