DSP 22 Min BegPocalypse Rant. Won't Buy Games Unless He Gets Tips Or Game Codes. Now OK To Rage Quit

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  • čas přidán 14. 11. 2023
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Komentáře • 482

  • @doodystreams
    @doodystreams  Před 7 měsíci +121

    22 mins of Guilt tripping, begging, holding games hostages and officially making Wage/Rage Quitting okay. 🤣

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +6

      If only he just played games and rarely talked his subpar opinion (riiiight? right guise... right?) he would have more fans, and less detractorisms daily... 😅
      good thing Phail's ego and slothness levels will always be hyperinflated for endless lolcow top tier moments 😅

    • @RareTricks-it4ks
      @RareTricks-it4ks Před 7 měsíci +7

      Holding games hostage is such a manipulative thing to do. The success of games is not dependent on DSP dents, don’t fall for it!

    • @kobra6660
      @kobra6660 Před 7 měsíci

      Dsp is about to celebrate a good day today

    • @mattwingert9297
      @mattwingert9297 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Phill:i don’t ebeg even though someone could find him ebeging but sorry just ignore that what ebeging what’s that lol

    • @SignumSomnia
      @SignumSomnia Před 7 měsíci +1

      Oh god I think I need a Phil break Doody! The guy is a carcinogenic. He’s gonna give me a tumor!

  • @ChickenRooster007
    @ChickenRooster007 Před 7 měsíci +153

    Imagine being 41 and having to decide between DoorDash / gin or a video game.
    You have failed Phil

    • @louskunt2641
      @louskunt2641 Před 7 měsíci +14

      No no no. That's not fair. He hasn't failed. He's just in a constant, steady decline

    • @ChickenRooster007
      @ChickenRooster007 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@louskunt2641 don’t worry guys! But support has been slow…. But please don’t worry… but ya…. I need pet supply $

    • @TommyB1983
      @TommyB1983 Před 7 měsíci +5

      No offense Adults would have to choose between what they Need to Pay and then if they can afford. But a real adult wouldnt put this on anyone else but themselves

    • @dvaritek434
      @dvaritek434 Před 7 měsíci

      I agree with this though. If you are 40 effing 1 and cant budget to maintain your gaming and gin habits that is pretty much a fail. Even drug addicts manage their money for their next buy. Its a really low bar.

    • @Godblessuss
      @Godblessuss Před 7 měsíci

      He has a horse he doesn't ride and a cat .. How is that a failure dood?

  • @lordbrowning
    @lordbrowning Před 7 měsíci +105

    "Buy me games and then pay me for playing them"
    Yeah, sounds like he's really passionate about video games.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před 7 měsíci +63

    Phil will not cough for hours. Then when he starts bringing up him being sick he makes sure to throw in a fake cough.

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia Před 7 měsíci +6

      Omg I swear to god I noticed that too. He’s like that dude that calls in to work and starts coughing as soon as you say “hello”

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles Před 7 měsíci +1

      Even a dog pretending to have a hurt leg by limping to avoid going to the vet does it better.

  • @hanzumautist4945
    @hanzumautist4945 Před 7 měsíci +75

    Only DSP could make planning his budget seem like some apocalyptic event. I've seen people announce cancer diagnoses with more stoicism than Phil.

    • @Nathan_Coley
      @Nathan_Coley Před 7 měsíci +7

      If he has to budget he can't WWE Champions dood.

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR Před 7 měsíci +4

      Ahwbviously not affording gas-station food delivered to your door multiple times a day is way worse than stage 4 style cancer dood.

  • @kevinfinnerty69
    @kevinfinnerty69 Před 7 měsíci +43

    I don’t understand how Turkey Tom could call Phil, a 41yr old man who has to beg for money to buy two games at once, a failure. This is the epitome of success on CZcams.

    • @JosephJamesScott
      @JosephJamesScott Před 7 měsíci +2

      But Philip is happier today than he's ever been. He loves begging apparently.

  • @Valentino-64
    @Valentino-64 Před 7 měsíci +53

    He sounds like a child trying to negotiate with his parents and convince them to buy 2 games at GameStop on the way home from the grocery store

    • @lawlessx9
      @lawlessx9 Před 7 měsíci +5

      That's exactly what's happening here..and it will work

    • @Valentino-64
      @Valentino-64 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@lawlessx9 I hate that you’re right..

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 7 měsíci +2

      That’s literally what he’s doing, he’s been doing this for years and years…and sadly the stoopid dents fall for it every time

    • @f1av0rflave
      @f1av0rflave Před 7 měsíci +2

      when they buy him something, I hope its baldurs gate.

    • @jkdman2007
      @jkdman2007 Před 7 měsíci +2

      My neighbor has a regarded son and it's very hard to communicate with this person. He is about 30 years old now.They are just like children with very stubborn or shy personality. They can't understand the consequences of their behaviors. It's sad, but it's true.

  • @jewa3622
    @jewa3622 Před 7 měsíci +70

    I just want to live in a world where I can waste money on video games and then get paid to play the games.

    • @GinSoakedBrain
      @GinSoakedBrain Před 7 měsíci +11

      He's like a dog that expects to get a treat for doing a trick without being asked to do said trick.

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia Před 7 měsíci +8

      No you don’t. Phil’s life is miserable and everyone on the outside looking in thinks he’s a damn failure, not a man, and his life is a complete joke. Trust me brother, whatever you got going on right now is 100x better than Phil. Be grateful

  • @VisionShady
    @VisionShady Před 7 měsíci +42

    I love the way he looked when he talked about game codes. He almost let the persona slip

  • @crazy-acid-trip9765
    @crazy-acid-trip9765 Před 7 měsíci +34

    This the man who spend over 100 for a mortal kombat campaign lol and he hated it before buying 😂

    • @numberonedad
      @numberonedad Před 7 měsíci +8

      +$300 joystick

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser Před 7 měsíci +10

      That was before he lost millions of dollars due to his sickness you morahn! 🤪

    • @LeeONardo
      @LeeONardo Před 7 měsíci +2

      he pre ordered MK1, played the beta, HATED it, refunded pre order, bought more expensive pre order, played it, HATED it, quit it.
      Insane.

    • @SuperChatsRNotTips
      @SuperChatsRNotTips Před 7 měsíci +3

      Also KNOWS mario games do poorly on his channel yet plays every one

  • @Iao74185
    @Iao74185 Před 7 měsíci +33

    I love that Phil feels in crisis and loathes his situation over 120 bucks. This guy earns 6 figures with a wife that works a job. Let that sink in

  • @Matthew.Wade27
    @Matthew.Wade27 Před 7 měsíci +18

    If missing three days of work financially cripples you personally and professionally…that’s on you buddy.

    • @wasd-moves-me
      @wasd-moves-me Před 7 měsíci

      no shit that's pathetic he doesn't have any savings those Hogan's are a bitch

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci

      one hundred.

  • @AngelFace-ok3jf
    @AngelFace-ok3jf Před 7 měsíci +11

    I’ve been sick and worked a 14 hour shift of operating equipment where if I mess up; someone gets hurt. This is pathetic.

  • @RollingStone501
    @RollingStone501 Před 7 měsíci +34

    I'm sad Secret Limited got demonetized and left cause the yearly top 10 was too much. I can just imagine what a 2023 Top Ten Worst Moments would have been

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +6

      we should do a kickstarter 😅

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia Před 7 měsíci +11

      SecretLimited made me get off heroin because I watched their video about Phil’s WWE Champions addiction and his bankruptcy. I said to myself, “holy shit man. It could be so much worse.” I detoxed that night and next day then went to the ER and got on suboxone for withdrawals and a referral to a doctor to treat my opioid disorder. It’s been a year now, and I keep checking back in on Phillis as a reminder that I don’t want to be a loser.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@93FilmsandMedia If you are being serious, much respect. I was on them after many braces and bad wisdom teeth, but once the nods started i knew it was that time to take control and stop

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 7 měsíci +1

      ⁠@@93FilmsandMediaI don’t know if it’s a true story or if you are joking, but if you are indeed serious, I’m genuinely impressed and very happy for you! You did the right thing and it’s a very hard thing to do, so hats off to you and I wish you all the best

    • @otopico
      @otopico Před 7 měsíci

      @@dertythegrower I'd throw in $20 to help pay them for that video. Seriously, if it were legit, I'd donate to that.
      GOOD IDEA

  • @Pastregulation
    @Pastregulation Před 7 měsíci +35

    Wait wait. This is the man, that says he’s in a “great situation” “no longer tip to tip or week to week” lmfao. Man this is madness 🤣🤣🤣 I hope he’s still on the gin, that’d be a better excuse than just being such a liar lmao

    • @uberneanderthal
      @uberneanderthal Před 7 měsíci +5

      imagine if you could just save money and not immediately spend it all on sweaty man jpegs. sadly, that's not the world we live in.

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur Před 7 měsíci +16

    His sickness will be his begging point into next year. That clicked with me when he mentioned that he is MONTHS behind.

    • @louskunt2641
      @louskunt2641 Před 7 měsíci +3

      The guy had a cold almost 3 weeks ago 😂😂. My god, he's something else

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@louskunt2641 He does seem to be milking it.
      If it was covid, that can kick your ass, but I bet there are children that pulled through with far less complaining.

  • @twinkie415
    @twinkie415 Před 7 měsíci +15

    DSP Tries It: crying to a camera for 22 minutes.

  • @Vibechecks
    @Vibechecks Před 7 měsíci +9

    He’s really gonna keep using the “I was sick” excuse to beg for tips 15th of Nov and he’s still going on about the Halloween event

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 7 měsíci +7

    He’s going to blame this whole year on being sick those 3-4 days 😂 calling it now

  • @o8thnaspliff
    @o8thnaspliff Před 7 měsíci +21

    What a great business. His fans have to buy him games and he still expects them to tip him durning that play through.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +2

      Plumber comes over after you call to unclog the pipes... plumber Phil would ask for gas money and plunger money before he will put in a concerted effort.
      You hire a pilot in alaska to get you to the cabin.... Pilot Phil would demand you have prerented a heated seat airplane, and fuel, before he will leave his kahhndo.

    • @mars188
      @mars188 Před 7 měsíci +1

      insane

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile Před 7 měsíci +1

      Then he claims the cost of those games as part of his $5k monthly business expenses.

    • @mars188
      @mars188 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@ProfessorxVile he wants the public to support everthing until he dies - if he has a lost the public must pay for it

  • @ImaNeedTreeFiddy
    @ImaNeedTreeFiddy Před 7 měsíci +12

    Did he really just say he wage quits less than other CZcamsrs?

    • @CricketDynamo720
      @CricketDynamo720 Před 7 měsíci

      There is a list of games that DSP has rage quit over his "career". I'm sure it's in the 100s. Plus some channel did a small compilation of some of those rage quits. But there's no proof, he says.

  • @B4ss88
    @B4ss88 Před 7 měsíci +16

    He wants game codes? You mean like the ones that were gifted to him and was supposed to give in Halloween, but then "got sick" and haven't mention them since then?

  • @omegaweapon116
    @omegaweapon116 Před 7 měsíci +21

    It's the never ending sh*t spiral. If he had money, he would buy more games, but at the same time he would expect more money because he's playing those games.

    • @nervosadustbolt9642
      @nervosadustbolt9642 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Sound's about right to me.

    • @eriknewton4656
      @eriknewton4656 Před 7 měsíci

      he needs the money but he somehow has money to buy spider man 2, modern warfare 3 and mario wonder.

    • @BluntTrauma369
      @BluntTrauma369 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@eriknewton4656 it would be so hilariously perfect if the IRS asks about the $5k monthly expenses - yall know damned well he's claiming as minimal income as possible; while also falsifying business expenses and the cherry on top is his income coming from grifting mentally challenged people.
      Speaking from pure experience here - this man is ruthlessly inefficient.. his dents could fund 5-10 crackheads for the same cost; get twice the entertainment with roughly the same energy

    • @BrockShake
      @BrockShake Před 7 měsíci

      It's all a ruse. He ain't satisfied when he makes $4 and he ain't satisfied when he makes $400. This butthead could get a $1,000,000 tip from some philanthropist with a card that read "get your life together," and he'd be right back to begging his very next stream.

    • @JIMJAMSC
      @JIMJAMSC Před 7 měsíci

      Just stop it and open your eyes. DSP has serious substance abuse issues and has for a long time. Its ALL there and so obvious for anyone who has or knows someone who has. He checks ALL the boxes.

  • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
    @SupremeCommanderBaiser Před 7 měsíci +9

    Wait what? Phil was sick? When? 😂

  • @matty7486
    @matty7486 Před 7 měsíci +12

    He acts like he’s the only person on the planet that has ever been sick like it’s this monumental thing 💀

    • @popesinbengal
      @popesinbengal Před 7 měsíci +2

      Or that hes the only adult in America with bills he needs to pay, and that is actually OUR problem to solve

  • @LesPeterGuitarJam
    @LesPeterGuitarJam Před 7 měsíci +31

    But Phil is not a failure.. He just doesn't have support, money, fame, or anyone liking him...

    • @GamerGarm
      @GamerGarm Před 7 měsíci +1

      and, according to HIM; he can't even spare 100 bucks to buy two games that will make that money back anyways.

    • @Arkaine197
      @Arkaine197 Před 7 měsíci +2

      But he's happy man! He likes where he is in life XD

    • @turtlehead2
      @turtlehead2 Před 7 měsíci +1

      He’s “successful” because he’s not working a 9-5

    • @lordbrowning
      @lordbrowning Před 7 měsíci +2

      Best thing you can say about him is that he's lasted this long, which is an achievement but... is being the "longest lasting and most hated youtuber" really a crown worth wearing?

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 Před 7 měsíci

      @@lordbrowning It’s just another reminder that Phil is 41 and still refuses to get a job because he prefers yelling at the disabled for money instead. Which to be fair sometimes works, but when it doesn’t you see how chill, positive, and meaningful Phil really is.

  • @NervousNoodles
    @NervousNoodles Před 7 měsíci +3

    I gotta tell ya folks - nothing smells like success like begging for 15 years in a row. Nothing.

  • @Arashi_2358
    @Arashi_2358 Před 7 měsíci +23

    He did not lose that much money. There's nothing stopping him from doing his Halloween bs (minus the costume). Phail, we know who and what you are.

    • @mars188
      @mars188 Před 7 měsíci

      angaist house rules

  • @numberonedad
    @numberonedad Před 7 měsíci +19

    for dsp begging is a moral virtue, unlike those other dishonest streamers who never beg

  • @Justin_Anvil
    @Justin_Anvil Před 7 měsíci +8

    How the hell does he know what other streamers do?? He speaks as if he knows what the majority of streamers do while also saying “I don’t watch other people’s stuff” (SNORT)

  • @noobsaibot8844
    @noobsaibot8844 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Holy shit Phil is like a child telling his parents what he wants for Christmas:
    "I want, I want, I want, I want." Good Lord have mercy.

  • @PeopleRTellingme
    @PeopleRTellingme Před 7 měsíci +9

    I find a certain satisfaction knowing he’ll spend hours entering “Donated” game codes that don’t work. Hopefully he’ll give up right before some dent sends him an actual working code and he’ll throw away several good codes. Just karma keeping the universe in balance.

    • @angry_zergling
      @angry_zergling Před 7 měsíci

      Yeah when he brought up people sending him codes I was thinking he'd probably get a ton of fakes.

  • @MasterJim87
    @MasterJim87 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Time to only have gamepass games for the rest of the year!
    For real when will this dumbo just play Balders Gate 3.

  • @Aka_GodSpeed
    @Aka_GodSpeed Před 7 měsíci +7

    It's crazy how we know he's lying because of the wwe championship spending recently so that makes it more funny tbh

  • @crazy-acid-trip9765
    @crazy-acid-trip9765 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Didnt he just quit mario , spiderman and call of duty just this week lol

  • @Poopbucket45
    @Poopbucket45 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Maybe instead of doordashing 2-3 meals he could save that money for games. Like, cmon even a kid could budget his allowance better than phail handles his finances

  • @Magnum062
    @Magnum062 Před 7 měsíci +7

    He seriously thinks he was gonna make $1,000 or more during the event. Meanwhile his past few specials barely cracked $300. On top of that he's only out the $50 per stream minimum which is what he says is all he needs to get by on. The Halloween would have only been a nice bonus.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 Před 7 měsíci +4

    His dents should chip in and buy him game codes. Totally control how their money is spent lol. Lets see how long it is before this piece of crap starts telling them to stop giving him codes and give him money.
    Dude reminds me of homeless people that reject free food because they want cash for alcohol instead.

    • @leagueleaders
      @leagueleaders Před 7 měsíci +1

      i legit gave a dude outside my building a pizza i picked up and he said without missing a bet....dont have any money? i already ate today. homie was looking to get high.

    • @karaso0
      @karaso0 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@leagueleaders 💯

  • @TheDivision123
    @TheDivision123 Před 7 měsíci +7

    ok now i get why people make vids of his streams, instead of creating content and just doing gaming streams because he likes it, then let the money come in. He is constantly going on and on about being paid INSTEAD of doing the thing he wants to get paid to do.

  • @alzeriel
    @alzeriel Před 7 měsíci +3

    he's eventually gonna realize he has to provide value to someone else in order to get their money... u don't get to just play video games all day and have people throw money at you, especially while telling those same people that they owe you that money or else.

  • @utbunny
    @utbunny Před 7 měsíci +2

    The begging won't stop. The begging can't stop. He doesn't know how to stop.

  • @PkolGaming
    @PkolGaming Před 7 měsíci +3

    This is the same man who has $5,000 monthly business expenses yet cant buy a game

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 Před 7 měsíci +5

    The dents told the phill the game they want him to play and its not Mario so hes mad. 🤣

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 7 měsíci +1

      "I don't know what to play next doods!"
      -Play Baldur's Gate
      "Shut the hell up, wouldn't work!"

  • @Nekros-t9e
    @Nekros-t9e Před 7 měsíci +4

    Phil refuses to do his marathon or Halloween stream because it was a day late like anyone would give a shit.

    • @louskunt2641
      @louskunt2641 Před 7 měsíci

      But much like turning down the 50k, he can use it as a badge of honor, or an excuse to beg even more

  • @konnen7354
    @konnen7354 Před 7 měsíci +4

    The thought of Philbert playing Robocop, a game based on one of my favorite movies, is genuinely disgusting and makes wanna call the actual cops on him.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před 7 měsíci +6

    Phil missed two days of streaming and is claiming it has ruined him for months. Lol.

  • @theandrogynousmisogynist
    @theandrogynousmisogynist Před 7 měsíci +2

    Since he got that game over sign he’s been feigning distress. I LOVE it.

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice Před 7 měsíci +3

    Other streams don’t gauge “support” on money. They judge it on viewership and people attending

  • @Enterradoor4
    @Enterradoor4 Před 7 měsíci +8

    60 buck in 2023 this guy is a walking talking meme lol

  • @Proppa-Gander
    @Proppa-Gander Před 7 měsíci +2

    AM I LIVING IN GROUNDHOG DAY? All I've heard about for 2 weeks is Phail being sick and missing out and needing to make up for it - CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD PHAIL! Love ya Doody!! 👍💕🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 xx

  • @VisionShady
    @VisionShady Před 7 měsíci +4

    All I need now is for him to buy some sweaty jpegs

    • @93FilmsandMedia
      @93FilmsandMedia Před 7 měsíci

      Oh he will. Don’t you worry. He will.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před 7 měsíci

      I have been checking and haven't seen anything, but there was only 1 decent event in 2 weeks. The 1 before he spent atleast $500

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur Před 7 měsíci +3

    Phil was telling his dents to cut out frivilous spending due to inflation, but to keep contributing to his streams.
    Meanwhile, every time he comes back from a day off, he's bragging about what Doordash they devoured.
    Here's a suggestion, cook something at home, especially if things are tight, then that will free up some extra cash FOR YOUR BUSINESS.

    • @leagueleaders
      @leagueleaders Před 7 měsíci +1

      people who eat out constantly but claim being poor are some of the worst.

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@leagueleaders THAT is one aspect where Phil earns his hate, his hypocrisy.

  • @Ihavethetouch
    @Ihavethetouch Před 7 měsíci +4

    Remember that Phil only lies when his lips are moving

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Someone suggested doing even less work and he’s taking it to heart.

  • @amon37
    @amon37 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Of course I accept game codes!" Duh, he'll take anything for free...God he disgusts me.

  • @lhadenfeldt
    @lhadenfeldt Před 7 měsíci +2

    Probably shouldn’t have paid $600 dollars on street fighter 6. 🤷‍♂️

  • @-suphur
    @-suphur Před 7 měsíci +3

    He just quit two games on one day. What happened to Starfield?
    When the support = $$$$ drops, he's done with the game.

  • @asjoalsjka
    @asjoalsjka Před 7 měsíci +3

    DSP's business is as profitable as the Michael Scott paper company.

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 Před 7 měsíci +1

      They were at least bought out by Dunder Mifflin 😂😂😂

  • @l33tg4m3rl0lz
    @l33tg4m3rl0lz Před 7 měsíci +2

    Phil could do a Free Demo Day were he only plays Steam demos, but he doesn't do PC gaming

  • @shuntaro2408
    @shuntaro2408 Před 7 měsíci +2

    It is so weird that Philly boy has this idea that people love just LOVE to watch him enjoying himself. He believes this delusion so fiercely that oh...the camera was on the whole time. He didn't even know. Hello...

  • @stuzystu
    @stuzystu Před 7 měsíci +1

    I have a business degree and I have no idea how to make a budget. And I can't stop spending thousands on mobile games.

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Baldur's gate 3 does not work for me right now, so stop asking for it" "I don't know what to do man" Cool story bro

  • @DrunkDoglol
    @DrunkDoglol Před 7 měsíci +1

    Damn, did he already go over his $5000 a month in business expenses? 😭

  • @uberneanderthal
    @uberneanderthal Před 7 měsíci +1

    if your "business" is in such shambles that a single "slow" week is enough to send it careening into the abyss, then maybe it's time to find another (real) job?

  • @omegashenron8
    @omegashenron8 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Why does he need to take 20 minutes to beg for money when he can sum it up in a matter of seconds and less than 10 words? "Give me money and buy me games".

  • @ItsAlu_
    @ItsAlu_ Před 7 měsíci +2

    Everyone should say he’s poor every time he begs and says he can’t afford something and see how fast he retracts not having money

    • @Sharkmane25
      @Sharkmane25 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Lmao that ego hit can never let him admit he’s a failure at anything. Remember a few months ago he was bragging “😏guys I definitely make way more money than LTG”

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
    @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Also, another example of Phil unwilling to change. Just keep doing what you're doing Phil, you'll see better results soon.

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před 7 měsíci +2

    The End Is Nigh for DSP.
    He’s shamelessly refusing to accept reality, it’s over- get a job, stream part time before the inevitable happens; instead of clinging on to the past.
    15:19 - this part is hilariously pointless, but yet to see the gears working overtime trying to figure out the right words to make the dents contribute more.

  • @BrutalJambon
    @BrutalJambon Před 7 měsíci +1

    "I can't get all of the games right now, I don't know what I'm gonna do for the schedule next week" ~ [1 minute later] ~ "Stop asking about BG3 it won't work we got too many things coming already"

  • @drewz9807
    @drewz9807 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Phil's allowed to beg. We are allowed to laugh at him for doing so

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +3

    Still calls it a business 😂
    Dude.. not streaming for two days means you are in the red? that is beggar finances, not a business. 😂

  • @avgjoesgamin9935
    @avgjoesgamin9935 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Pure Desperation. He says he hasn’t made money since he was sick. He’s made more money this past week than he usually does. Just because a few streams are slow, doesn’t matter when several streams weee over $100 bucks each.

  • @willb9259
    @willb9259 Před 7 měsíci +4

    His begging and meandering is too entertaining

  • @LOTGym
    @LOTGym Před 7 měsíci +1

    Guys remember. The sky isn't falling

  • @RobK-rl6sn
    @RobK-rl6sn Před 7 měsíci +1

    Dude might aswell put a sign behind him saying plz help

  • @louisp.2798
    @louisp.2798 Před 7 měsíci +1

    How long is he gonna milk that illness excuse?

  • @TheKwfang
    @TheKwfang Před 7 měsíci +1

    It was never about the money but he can't stop talking about the money

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling Před 7 měsíci +1

    Oh yeah someone sent Phil a message saying that Phil holds himself to a "weird higher standard" and that "no one else" does that. Sure they did.

  • @ChoooChooo
    @ChoooChooo Před 7 měsíci +1

    What if everyone just ignored these guys when they went live

  • @profbrain8474
    @profbrain8474 Před 7 měsíci +1

    We will be hearing how DSP was sick one week in October for months

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před 7 měsíci +1

    A Decade of FAILURE

  • @prayersnmaceify
    @prayersnmaceify Před 7 měsíci +2

    Small time streamer expects a big time payday 😂

  • @heywood6653
    @heywood6653 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Just got off work. This guy. This cant be real. This video is getting saved

  • @wafflebunny123
    @wafflebunny123 Před 7 měsíci +1

    wish his wifi was cut off for weeks on end

  • @trident8
    @trident8 Před 7 měsíci +1

    who is he kidding. The reason why he wants to finish the game is because it's low return on investment if he only did two streams for a $60 game. He's going to try to milk as much as possible.

  • @fracturedraptor7846
    @fracturedraptor7846 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I can buy any game I want whenever I want. Do you know why? Because I work for a living. I don't foolishly cling to something that forces me to be at the mercy of others. Nor do I waste money on shit mobile games, don't even touch them.

  • @bigdadgigachad3042
    @bigdadgigachad3042 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Begs over $100k a year "can't afford video games" Games he writes off on his taxes for his business. Seems like he has a WWE Champions problem or he's just lying. They have no kids, Kat works part time. If things are so tight, stop going out for a succulent Chinese dinner, stop DoorDashing, learn to budget, it's ridiculous.

  • @MrMultiB
    @MrMultiB Před 7 měsíci

    How to budget: Lower expenses and save money
    Phail: Beg and gaslight

  • @DSPsWifesBf
    @DSPsWifesBf Před 7 měsíci +1

    He should start pimping out Derich to afford WWE Champions money

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci +4

    riiiight
    right guise?
    riiiight???
    riiight.. cmon guys, right?
    my opinion is meaningful right?
    Alright... right?
    No evidence i am right, right?

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser Před 7 měsíci +2

      Riiight? 🤬 No god damn it. He is always wrong 😤

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Right? OK? You tell me.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před 7 měsíci

      @@DrakeHunter324 In dspland, there is two ways to end your statement... all right or right? right? Okay. And don't forget to check the chatroom, right... you must also sip a gin infused flavored water... correct, right?

  • @hyperjan
    @hyperjan Před 7 měsíci +1

    Only Phil can milk the sniffles for a month as if he had cancer

  • @asura48
    @asura48 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Dsp: guys I missed the Halloween special event and as you know I was sick and..............
    Jesus fuck..........GET OVER IT...........november is halfway done and he's singing the same fucking song

    • @leagueleaders
      @leagueleaders Před 7 měsíci +1

      what date do you think he'll stop mentioning it? I bet he still mentions it into 2024

    • @asura48
      @asura48 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@leagueleaders until the next Halloween event

  • @CopiuMDealeR.460mag
    @CopiuMDealeR.460mag Před 7 měsíci +1

    🎶🎶 You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    You can't always get what you want
    But if you cry sometimes, well, you might find
    Dents give what you need
    Ah, yeah
    Support🎶🎶🎶

  • @DarksydePhilip
    @DarksydePhilip Před 7 měsíci +1

    So you gotta pay him to play the game, then pay him to keep the playthrough going... Get to work dents! Piggy needs your help. Don't forget to watch his heavily intrusive ads. He is crowdfunded after all.

  • @jbscotchman
    @jbscotchman Před 7 měsíci +1

    Does he ever just STFU and play a game?

  • @shuffleB
    @shuffleB Před 7 měsíci

    A successful businessman can't afford to buy video games, which would be a legit business expense.

  • @jasonvoorheesthethird
    @jasonvoorheesthethird Před 7 měsíci +2

    I LOVE the fact that he’s literally acting like a 4yo trying to manipulate his parents into buying him this new toy that he wants so much! That’s exactly what he’s doing…he’s so incredibly pathetic! 😂

  • @carloscrespo1527
    @carloscrespo1527 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Don’t even need a college degree to know the pros and cons of being a sole proprietor. You learn that stuff in middle school. No point in complaining about not having sick days. You’re bound to get sick at some point no matter what

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 Před 7 měsíci +2

      He missed two days and he still managed to sneak in some begging. You’d think he beat cancer.

    • @Ihavethetouch
      @Ihavethetouch Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@jeffoff7795 He still has gout and post nasal drip dude! Cancer is for amateurs

  • @jacksonshoemaker2013
    @jacksonshoemaker2013 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Phil: I dont know what to do. I could use your suggestions.
    Dent: Play BG 3
    Phil: Why would you be so disrespectful
    The next breath Phil: Well i dont know what to do so....
    Side note...
    That little bit of man boob touching his arm is captivating

  • @lol_u_wut
    @lol_u_wut Před 7 měsíci +1

    Me at 11 attempting to convince my grandma I need more playstation 2 games