DSP Tries Being An Internet Tough Guy For Tips. Gets $1
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Philbert treats viewers like shit, then Phillis wonders why his overall profits are down by 20% year over year. Big ups Doody.
How does anybody give him one thing he's such a dick
And as profits drop he treats his viewers even worse!
It is a downward spiral...
Dude is the definition of a fake tough guy. Bro could barely speak with his new friend when playing sf6. But when hes by himself hes like this
What I would not give for someone to meet him outside total wine and have a nice robust conversation. 🥊😮
Dude is the kinda guy that acts though behind a camera, only to run away to the closest bathroom to hide and cry if he ever gets confronted in person
@@Silenthilldude87unfortunately he lives too far from me
WHAT new friend?
@mechanwhal6590 He met someone online named Brian and played sf6 with him on stream. They had voice chat on and phil barely said a word and just laughed nervously
I love how the new norm is to extend the podcast to high hell if he has no tips
Well it's either that or play video games.
Then complains when there's no tips for the games.
Then complains why there's no tips for the games.
Losing oneminman sure screwed him over. Another reason we will never get dsp politics
He wants to extend it forever and never play games anymore just talk gibberish for money what a joke
You get what you paid for. Dollar store tough guy = $1 Tip
$1.25 he should correct that. Dude doesn't want chump change!
Lmao 🤣 Top Tier comment
Lol, best description of dsp yet
Yup. Mr. Tough Guy who lives 5 minutes away from the police station.
@@noobsaibot8844 and only leaves the house once a week if that!
As if July 4th is some new concept to non-Americans.
Hrm akshually outside of the united states of Phil we skip from 3rd of July to 5th of July, this day only exist for you guise 🐽
Sounds good ?
He loves to try and sound worldly and that he has loads of international fans
It's almost like the rest of the world is just full of ignorants and stupid people without a notion of culture...
It's more hilarious when you know that the majority of his non US viewers are British.
phil explaining july 4th to a bunch of americans and displaying his inner and outer Karen because people light fireworks is such cartoonish behavior.
Phil explaining to the British (the majority of his non US viewers)that the US celebrates their independence from the British is one of the best part of Dsp experience
Dude is insufferable
@@miketwo3584 i find it hard to believe that anyone outside of america is dumb enough to watch Phil, but I guess down syndrome exists in every country
i thought he said he created all these builds....smell that?.. not pig, not dog........ ah bullshit!!
"Your local city or town celebration." He talks like a f*cking alien.
Phil would be so fucking salty if fireworks knocked his power out for several hours 😂
How would a firework knock out a transformer anyway.
If that happened, he would lean on that for a month and use it as an excuse to beg for tips.
I can't remember what it was but about a year ago something happened and he would bring it up multiple times every day for at least a month to beg for money.
@@snoozeflu he was sick, for like a week.
@@snoozeflu The router thing
Fireworks are detractors d00d
I'd love to see Pigroach say that "F you" in the real world, to someone's face...
Not a chance to someone's face.
The day that happens will be the day Phil becomes a good person.
Phil is too cowardly and too awful of a human being for either of those things to happen.
I’d record that and the subsequent aftermath, unless I’m the one being told “F you…”
… and it would probably end with his phone getting smashed. Bye, bye, WWE Champions!
Fill is so weak that he would probably die from being slapped.
He wouldn’t.
He would agree with you until he thinks you’re gone and then bad mouth you
Phill is like a cartoon tough guy. Kind of like Bluto from Popeye but with Olive Oyl's arms
That is sooo accurate.
Lmao!
And Wimpy's hamburger addiction
@@ProfessorxVile For real. Both him and the wife suffer from it.
Why you gotta do Bluto dirty like that? He at least knows how to fight and he does get the upper hand on Popeye a good chunk of the time.
Phil: says "if you dont like it leave"
people: *leave*
Phil: guys idk why people arent showing up
Hard to be a tough guy when he is wearing a grandmas shirt.
Edit: Yes Philburt, you *DO* *SUCK* at Elden Ring.
Dude uses the cheesiest build and still sucks and also watches guides 😁
@@Silenthilldude87 and he got real salty when someone "spoiled" a boss for him. We all know he looks at guides lol
It's always hilarious when he puts on the Bender or the Pikachu hat then tries to yell at his chat and curse them out, it honestly makes me laugh.
Requires _tons_ of hand holding from dents, guides and uses a cheap build. This clown has the gall to call himself 'good' in Elden ring.🤮
Gaming is his hobby as well as his buisness doobs
If only Jaha was a little more heartless and cold blooded, then DSP may have received the whoopin he so badly needed, and continues to need to this day. I can't believe he made it through school without getting one, but I guess it's easier when you go to a private school with a fraction of the student body.
Phil is a typical two face. Picks on smaller guys who don't know how to fight and he specifically goes for the guys who don't fight. The moment anyone his size or with any ability to fight he clammed up and stfu
Yeah having reality smack you HARD in the face (figuratively or literally) when you really deserve it is a really foundational thing to growing up and it never happened to Phil. Had it happened I genuinely think it would have changed him for the better.
It's so funny how Phil clearly supports his local government outlawing fireworks because he just stays inside and doesn't do anything. But when he talked about how styrofoam food containers were banned he was upset about it.
Dude is a pathetic wank
Do you think Phil is the kinda Karen who go's out after 9 and tells people who are setting off fireworks to KNOCK IT OFF or he is going to call the police?
Yes
I think that describes most people that live in a gated community
@@8bitorgyFacts
Absolutely! Phil’s that neighbour with a garage full of trash but he’ll report people to the HOA
No, I think he just calls the police while stating through the blinds- then comes out when the police show up. He’s definitely the type to try to talk in police codes to impress them too.
Another meltdown... what a surprise
If Phil was such a tough guy, he would’ve done something about it when Jaha got in his face at that tournament.
Guarantee you could take 98% of detractors, including women, put them in a room with phil, and they'd be able to scare the crap out of him to the point he's crying and begging not to be hurt like the parking lot situation.
Looking particularly beggar today.
Phil would soil his pants if we meet the weekly tips goal.
He's definitely sloshed here and it's not even midday
This man must not care at all about Jasper because animals are effected the most by fireworks.
All of his builds were specifically chosen to cheese the game. Every single one. he only pretends to get mad so he can keep cheesing while faslighting his dents
Everyday he does QnA, it’s the same few people asking the same few questions. His tism has to do it though or it will throw his whole day off. Him calling others dumb is peak irony and yes Phil you do cheese every Fromsoft game you’ve ever played. God I hate his smug laugh
Yeah and the only way he was able to beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella was to look up a guide how to get her (camera) stuck against the wall so that he could just spam heavy attacks.
He’s back to using “my friends” huh
This dude loves to hear himself talk. He literally felt he needed to explain that fireworks are part of 4th of July
Who doesn’t know about Fourth of July fireworks? American or not come on 😂
and then he showed once again how much of a Karen he is by complaining about people lighting fireworks... I would hate to be a customer service worker in any store that Phil frequents. He's talked about the times he complained to them and support many times, so i can only imagine about the times he didn't talk about. He's the biggest Karen
He has to pigsplain everything that goes on around him as if hes the only educated person around. He literally just went through his demographics. He claimed his entire audience was 25-34. Yet he talks to them as if they're regarded 7 year olds.
Someone hopelessly addicted to the dopamine hits from his favorite gacha game on his mobile telphone lecturing me about instant gratification is wild
*Curses someone out*
Idiot: "Yeah I'm chill"
What the hell set him off so much? The comment was pretty tame. He also needs to see a doctor about his having to pee every hour or 3-5 times a stream.
Eh, it kinda makes sense to me. If I had to wake every morning living Phil’s life, I’d be angry at the world too.
No money for hogan pulls
Diabetes
I think his off switch is broken and he doesn't have such a grasp on it
His only social interaction comes from his dents. He has nobody who pushes back when he's being stupid that he can't ban and ignore. Between him being infuriating it's actually pretty sad to see him spiral into his delusion.
I want someone to look at me the way Phil looks when hes talking about scat
"I'm no better or worse than you (at ER)"
Multiple citations needed
With how many people he blocks, it’s amazing how this “tough guy” still has enough of an audience to even earn that dollar.
Truly a thing that has never been punched in it's face. Real easy to talk tough and doesn't realize he sounds like a gintoxicated angry muppet
Dude has serious rage issues. Reading chat shouldn't make you go off the handle lol
lol he loves talking about instant gratification. And in the same breath will berate his fans for not tipping immediately. What a clown
Oh several ppl point that out in chat each time he says tip him early
Phil such a narcissist he thinks he needs to do a daily Q&A session as if he has anything interesting to add to the world. Here is a typical question: “Phil. Do you like chocolate? Phil have you had Gatorade before? Do you like Mexican or Chinese food better?” 😂
Dsp acting like a tough guy when he acts like a victim and acted like one when that 11 yr old girl roasted him and when he deleted his comment on a diaphone video because of the replies to his comment is hilarious and cringe.
Phil is the embodiment of they aren't laughing with you they are laughing at you
That's one dollar more than what he deserves... We lose this time 😭
he's 100% padding time until the dlc final boss gets nerfed
5:15 the reason he "mastered" being an internet tough guy is because he never faced any repercussions for doing it recently is because he doesn't goes anywhere but Costco, Total Whine and his hair butcher.
Lmfao "tough guy mode". More like "clown mode"🙄🤡😅
The downs are catching up with this man. It's in his eyes. I didn't know excessive drinking could cause that.
Thanks for the timestamps doody, it really makes your content more meaningful
Yet he wonders why people don't like him.
I ,love when dsp loses it when ppl give him a hard time. It’s great, he is so miserable just ribbing him sends him over the edge.
5:37 The irony. So I guess all those people he rages at on Street Fighter are gonna play the game how they want and if he doesn’t like it he should take his own advise and shut up or stop playing.
"I'll play it how I want and enjoy the game." Oh, you think you get to do whatever you want? You do what we want or you don't get any money. Nimrod
Did piggy just explain to his mature audience what Independence Day is?
Hes under this delusional most his fans live overseas
Literally just went over demographics a couple days ago. Claimed all his audience is 25-34+. Yet speaks to them as if they're regarded 7 year olds.
He can't help himself. He HAS to pigsplain the average everyday thing, as if hes the only educated person on the subject. It's some of the most narcissistic shit he does.
Dude will pigsplain why people put stars on top of christmas trees. And STILL get it wrong. He claimed people put the "star of David" on the top of christmas trees. I kid you not. People put Jewish stars on the tops of their trees.... not the north star, the one above the manger, in Bethlehem. Nope. The worse part is the confidence he speaks while doing this shit. He is the smartest guy in the world. And if you correct him, you are a mouthdrooling dunce morhan, and yuuuuurrr bayunnnnd.
5:05 Wow....isn't this what domestic abusers say all the time?
Phil loves to abuse his dents. It’s part of the DSPGaming experience dood
Jaha ran from this dude
Say what now?
Yeah, he ran away from Phil because Phil smelt terrible. Pigroach stench is real.
Didn’t Jaha trap him in a bathroom?
@@TheZodiacRipper They're either trolling or a dent... Or, both.
Fill ripped off his wallpaper and used it as a shirt.
dude literally has not one clue about life lmfao 😂 It's sad.. here I am shooting dynamite in my field just to have fun and just letting fireworks go! how is that not fun? 😂😂what a waste this guy is
What was with that hand motion it was like he was slapping an imaginary ass
He was thinking about what his mom wife does to him when he doesn’t make enough door dash money
Big tough guy getting the big tough guy contributions.
“Kissing ass”, “eating shit”, derich is frothing at the mouth and Kat is literally stuffing her face with door dash down stairs
You earned .01 cent of that whole dollar ya got. Dont spend it in one place lolol
How does DSP know all these different builds unless he was using a guide? Which he said he doesnt do anymore
The dead air during a “PAHDCAST” and his snarky laugh…he is TRULY the most insufferable person ever
His mental health is absolutely in the toilet and I love seeing it. He can put on the "i love my life and I'm happy with my family" act all he wants, but everybody knows that happy people don't behave this way.
Sorry dude, was aiming those bottle rockets at phils house and missed.
You know the childs serious when he raises his eyebrows 😮💨🤣🤣
The issue was never the build. It was you gloating and being condescending when you beat a hard boss using a cheese build.
Saying “people had a hard time on this huh?” *snake laugh*
LARPers better be ready to tell him he’s the worst Elden Ring player on the internet
If you enjoy being talk down to like this, and you still give him money, you deserve this
Droopy Mouth Phil back at it again !
Mr. Internet tough guy strikes again but remember this is the same guy who hid in the bathroom to avoid getting his @$$ whooped
He did not , he did not fucking just explain fireworks on the 4th of July… who needed that Phil ? That was legit just him wanting to hear his own voice
I'm a sociopath and can change personalities in a heartbeat whichever fits my needs in getting what I want from you!!!! 5:24
Phil explaining what humans do during holidays lol. Phil is a hermit who hasn’t been to a party or hangout in over a decade.
With the level of his character, it would take him 15 to 20 minutes to get the bell bearings for the smithing stones. He could do it off stream for crying out loud.
I didn’t even know yesterday was Independence Day
Stop talk out the side of your mouth grandpa.
lol hes one to talk after all his whole "business" model is instant gratification how often does he go "guys i hope we can hit the tip goals early for this reason or that reason"? lol or how he always goes "tips are the best way to support me because i get them right away" lol
I have to agree phil is right to play the game anyway he wants but
1. that was a bit much
2. hes projecting so hard
3. Lack of friends and a social life outside of his "job" has left him with little tools to deal with people in a public setting.
And this is why he's the internet greatest LOLcow
NOT A BRUSH FIRE THAT GOT PUT OUT!!!!
Do yall think people pay him ironically?
Some idiots do
The mobile game addict is talking about instant gratification again, yeesh.
Phil has zero Tallent and sucks at everything
5:30 Every rant gives birth to a new Detractor. Even after Losing CasCow.. One Minute Man he have not learned ANYTHING.
His EGO comes first....
Lmfao that denthead DC was gifted a membership from a Argentina bomb. How the f you gonna write a free message saying "happy 7 months of support." 😂
I marvel at his ability to slip in and out of "tough talk" mode, he definitely didnt let those comments affect his mood for hours
He’s such a tough guy
It just blows my mind how his features have changed in the last 10 years. Father Time has not been good to him 😂
Phil talking like a tough guy is the most pitiful display of aggression I've ever seen.
Phil Sux Big Time.
9:14 No you dolt! Phil who was JUST whining about instant gratification yet again just wants to jump right into the dungeon. Work to get the Bell Bearings now so you can get more smithing stones that you just complained about not having. And he’d have them if he’d already did that in the base game! More proof that Phil is the mastermind of his own failure.
Duuuude... His laugh.. cringist laugh I've ever heard.
If only he looked like a remotely credible threat.
5-6 random builds he named were always the most op in Elden ring everytime and he’s shocked he gets called out when he does a mage build with the heaviest armor in the whole game
HAHAHA! The guy thinks he doesn't suck at Elden Ring! HAHAHA!
1$ too many
Dudes viewers are like 10% his actual fans, 60% trolls and 30% bots but he still needs to explain the customs of American traditions like his audience is so international🤣🤣
He really did a great Sidella impersonation there
He goes on and on berating his audience, then does his regular BEG session anyway. Shameless.
If you don't like it leave- phil
I don't understand why I don't get any support- also phil
There you go people DSP does not care about the people in the chat. He said it in his own words.