The Acolyte Episode 7 Is F***ing Shameful (Review)
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- čas přidán 26. 07. 2024
- The Acolyte episode 7 released on Disney plus today to some horrible reactions by audiences. And it's easy to see why as Disney has chosen to make The Acolyte all about how the Jedi are evil, and this episode truly doubled down on that concept, which obvioulsy will anger most Star Wars fans who view the Jedi as heroes. In this review of The Acolyte episode 7 I go over all the terrible decision made by Disney with this episode and also offer solutions to the issues Disney has created in Star Wars.
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So they had her LITERALLY attack the Jedi then when she gets stabbed she decides “it’s just a prank bro”???
Truly stunning stuff from Disney
The audience will then tell you that this is actually a souble subversion because she only said this to make them feel guilty and thus proveshe's evil.
Well, what else can you expect from harvey weinstein personal assistant
Yeah, maybe opening with, "Oh, I'm letting my magic child go with you" BEFORE turning into a mind-controlling dark cloud would have been a smarter move then attacking first and revealing sensible words that any sane person would say later. But what do I and my common sense know? Maybe I'M the crazy one for thinking that.
Communication from the beginning is too logical/sensible for garbage like this.
@@CorruptDemocratsJ6 They may know kung-fu, but clearly didn't study "Talk-no-Jutsu".
Star Wars Acolyte is just a crappy, cheap SYFY show made by toxic, hypocritical, spoilt narcissists with a cheap Star Wars skin on it...
Insanity
chefs kiss. perfect description. just ignore it. it is bad fan fiction. assume that this rancid diarrhea is going to seep its way into any new movies and just dont go see them. dont even pirate them. let it die for fucks sake.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
I think writers that got fired from CW, SYFY, HallMark Channel are now hired at Disney.
You took the words out of my mouth crappy. The Jedi are confused, immature, and arrogant and Osha and May are Ying and Yang of each other. Both are unlikable.
And yoda doesn't feel any of this show happening? Large uses of force, jedis dying. Yoda feels nothing.
Drunk I am. Shit I don’t give. Them I always hated.
@@abrahamnarvaez1730 lmao. he never thought of Sol and other posers as Jedi in the first place lol. "Lack the disciple required, yall mfs do ..homesick, you are, Jedi wtf kind of, are you?".
Tiny metal detector he had not.
Tbf, he'd be down to destroy evil witches.
"Hmmmm. Your cult, threaded to hard together, did.
It’s cannon that Yoda is on holiday in the Dagobah system and turned off his feelers.
Space Witches: “the thread is not a weapon..”
Also Space Witches: *uses the thread to push, mind control, to make a screaming phantom to scare people*
The “I was going to let her go” after being stabbed is Force-level gaslighting.
"write what you know" --> gaslighting
Lesbian space witches
@@javierlopez9789 communist lesbian scissoring space witches
Is that a fucking Wookie with a metal detector?
Gold digger
I was half paying attention and looked up and saw that. Instantly I was like “what the hell?”
Totally take your point....Luke dragged his transport out of a swamp using the (now degraded Macguffin of) the Force but off brand Harry from the Hendersons can't find what hes after???
It looked so stupid 😂
Yeah they only had 180 million Dollars to make this, so......metal detector.
The fact Rotten Tomatoes removed the audience rating for a while says a lot about the (lack of) integrity of that site.
Let's not perpetuate this stupid story. It happened to non-Disney shows as well and only for around 2 hours. Repeating this story as true makes us fans look bad and unreliable which is what they want.
Also can we recognize the elephant in the room. The website is called rotten tomatoes yeah? I believe thats a term for when people threw literal tomatoes at the movie screen if they were not enjoying it. Therefore taking away the core aspect of the websites name "How do you really feel"(rotten tomatoes) Peak human insanity we are living in
Seems like they locked the score, because after e7, no way people aren't even more pissed off about this show.
I think their CEO is a former DIS executive.
@@eddiek8179It's a terrible look for Rotten Tomatoes regardless. It gives the impression that they were willing to remove the user score for other shows as long as The Acolyte itself was affected.
She was gonna let osha go but decided to attack the jedi anyway....sure
It’s funny that the only thing consistent about these witches are how inconsistent they are.
Powerful lider killed so easily, yes yes...
Cringe
Her death would have been half way understandable if she simply said in her last breath..." I beg you not to harm my children". ... instead of that on the nose statement they went with.
Gaslighting 101.
I didn't know that lightsaber stab into a chest can be deadly for a woman...
Only when it serves the purpose of making the jedi look bad...
Why not? The opening scene in the first episode was a master Jedi getting killed with a fruit knife by a small child.
@@brendanayres7920knives are real. Lightsabers aren’t. That’s how come reva and that Ashoka girl lived
@@brendanayres7920 that was a kunai used by shinobi and for sure could kill people, also before you get dumb af. Not an acolyte fan show is dogshit
@@Chugargonfan 🤣🤣
So they unironically made the meme where the woman attacks the man, man defends himself, woman is victim?
They can't be that lacking in self awareness, they HAD to have known they were just recreating the meme.
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
Ooooh Daaaamn🤣
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LOL, as funny as that was it's demonstrably false. She was the most powerful man in Hollywoods PA. She's connected up to the eyeballs, came out unscathed and knows where the bodies are buried. It was NOT a mistake, career wise. The Acolyte however........
@@PumpkinHoard yeah she has to have a lot of dirt on some very powerful people...how does a lesbian feminist become a personal assistant to a male sexual predator...
under rated comment right there
Everything feminism touches turns to dust.
not only is this "show" not a murder mystery like it was advertised but the writing is genuinely the worst out of any show i've seen that the real mystery is how this mess even got approved
For real! It's a stretch even for "mystery". We can see these twists and turns coming from miles away sometimes.
Truth be told, when I read "murder mystery" I thought we were gonna follow Osha on her killing spree a bit more, or maybe the sith reveal would be at the end, but we barely got anything resembling "mystery" besides Unknown Planet lol.
If it has the right woke agenda it gets approved no matter how bad it is, that is Disney is today
Leslye Headland probably complained that standard storytelling elements outlined in screenwriting bibles like Bob McKee’s “Story” and Syd Field’s “Screenplay” were part of the patriarchy she was rebelling against. So dumb.
So we now have 30 minutes left to give us answers to every question from the show. Yeah that’s not gonna be rushed and stupid.
You expect answers? You are too optimistic brother.
No, it'll be a lame, lazy cliffhanger.
No answers to every question no one ever asked
@@Falconer22it’s more about seeing how bad it can possibly get, kinda like slowing down to look at a car accident to see how bad it was and did someone die..
I don't even understand the stakes of this show. Like why should I even care?
Witch: *attacks Jedi with lethal intent*
Jedi: *stabs her in self-defense*
Witch: "Wait, I was actually planning on letting you take Osha!"
What does that even have to do with their fight?
Sol didn’t stab Mother Aniseya in self-defense, he stabbed her because he thought that she was attacking the twins. So when Mother Aniseya told Sol that she was going to let Osha go, Sol realized that she was actually trying to protect the twins, and that both Sol and Mother Aniseya wanted the same thing.
@@MrGoldVault_YT Brotection by disintegration. Now that's new
Can we just talk about the fact that this episode made Torbins suicide pointless? Like we could see he had no interest to stay and wanted to leave, he didnt care about some witches or the planets force. You are telling me he feels bad after pulling his weapon first? This show just shits on itself
Man I was just thinking about the exact same thing. Why was he feeling so guilty when he literally didn´t even harm a single witch? He might be dumb af thinking that kiddnaping the girls would bring him back to Coruscant faster, but come on that's no reason to drink a fkn bottle of poison.
The entire show is shameful
Very true
Thats an Understatement
i know now that society is toast because im currently arguing with about 8 people on YT comment sections…..somehow, some way, people are actually defending this and its all political
society is gone!
They have 0 shame… so shameless
MODERN LUCASFILM IS SHAMEFUL….
Story aside. It's 2024, how does 1978's Episode IV look 10x better in every way - from lighting to set design, action sequences, props, etc? Nearly 50 fkn years later.
Better management and choice of aesthetics, the latter which is admittedly subjective, but reminds us of better times, and yes, better story.
So she says she would rather kill the Jedi and fight than let osha go, Locks her in her room to prevent her from going, tells them to lie on the test, and turns into a smoke cloud to fight them all because she wants to let osha go?
Yep you got it right. The script is that bad.
@@MaestroDK this is brain rot for Star Wars
Don't forget the mind control and intimidation tactics... yeah the jedi were justified
Aniseya didn't lock osha in a room that was mae instructed from korril. She was also having conflicting feelings on what to do whether to better her coven or do what's best for her daughter
@@Potaty_man
They are making shows not for the audience but against the audience. They think the audience has to adapt, not them.
The Acolyte is clearly (poorly made) Sith Propaganda.
Sheen: Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Osha the Bland? Its not a tale the Jedi would tell you...
It's not a story anyone can listen to either... xD
Nah. Sith make better Propaganda. Remember, the Dark Side has cookies.
So what was Sol gonna tell May? That he killed her mother? He's been waiting for 15 years to tell her a story that she was there to witness in the first place. This show is on another level of bad writing.
I know, it doesnt make any sense
He was gonna tell OSHA that actually, not Mae, OSHA didn’t see it happen
@@jslaughter95Then why did Sol retelling story if Mea already knew what happened it make no sense
@@jslaughter95currently Sol is with MAE
@@jslaughter95 basil told Sol that Mae was acting as Osha ... So why would he retell the story when Mae saw everything. This is clearly bad contradictive writing
I'm going out on a limb... but maybe, just MAYBE, the 'plan' is to make Jedi bad, so Rey can re-make them good... again... Yeah... I'm not holding my breath either
But isn't this set even wayyyy before episode 1?
@@shanenephilim2727 I was about to comment that.
In all honesty, the entire premise of this show makes no sense. I have seen fan fiction be better written, with proper pacing and story-beats that succinctly touched my emotions.
All the Acolyte does is makes me bored and apathetic to it.
Oh well haven’t you heard. The rumor is that in the Ray movie Palpatine is coming back again
Grand master luke had the best jedi order! Disney's b.s. sequels are just that b.s. Luke's son ben skywalker, these people can't read because there was never a ben solo, became grandmaster after luke then so on and so on! Them trying to erase 40 years of star wars is just ridiculous!
This is what other content creators are speculating as well
The idea is the road to hell is paved with good intentions. This is a compelling theme brilliantly told in the story of Darth Vader.
In this show a compelling exploration of that theme is lost in horrible story telling, obnoxious nods to gender politics and almost every character being dim witted.
They literally just released episode 3 again and thought we wouldn’t notice?
And they even left out the best bit of that episode: the chanting witches! I'm disappointed
@@kaasmeester5903Probably did that on purpose because of all the memes...
Is anyone surprised the former assistant of Harvey put in a middle aged man being obsessed with an under age girl into the show. Gotta watch out for those hyper emotional Jedi because that's what they are known for. This isn't even good fan fiction.
They literally heard Anakin say ‘Well from my point of view the Jedi were evil’ and came to the conclusion that it was a compelling enough argument.
Although that implies anyone to do with this project actually watched pre-Disney Star Wars.
They finally bring us a wookie Jedi on screen and they make him the worst/weakest/dumbest character we’ve ever seen. And that lightsaber battle was some of the worst choreography they could produce.
I don’t even know why they gave him a lightsaber, since he’s a shit swordsman. He could have been killed a dozen times while making all those big slow swings.
what is also strange is that the wookie is wearing robes, whereas Chewie didn't wear clothing, just a sash.
@@furrygecko Its like he never swung a lightsaber in his life. I guess they could always fall back on saying it was the witches controlling his body and thats why his movements were so shit. But also isn't he a Jedi master? why wasn't his mind fortified but the padawan, after getting incepted once, is all the sudden fortified?
So what did Torbin (or whatever) killed himself for. Guy did nothing wrong.
He saw through the fourth wall and the Meta content and realized that he as a white man is evil and worthless and offed himself as the show writers wished.
I guess he felt guilty for basiclly death of this small witch comunity. In theory they didnt harm other people, and because of his actions, his desire to leave this shitty planet and boring task, he rushed there to capture children. It was his ticket to home. And because of this rush, and other misunderstandings it went as we saw. It still a bit flawed story but it make sense if we turn a blind eye for some parts.
He killed himself for being a white male
@@viro3445 possesing other people against their will is definately a hostile action. and they did it the first time they saw him.
a true jedi would had realized that in a split second.
Yeah. This could be seen as one of the darkest deaths in all of Disney. It reminds me of the real life story of Michelle Carter or the bathtub scene in House of Cards with Peter Russo. Encouraging people to commit suicide for your own convenience is pretty sickening.
Well... It's Disney's money their wasting and tarnishing the name of a guy who created beloved classics that were timeless. To Walt Disney's name now being chewed up and spat back out just with different messaging! It's Shameful!
They’re
@@skaetur1
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It's not just their own money they're wasting. They're also wasting billions of investor dollars. Countless shareholders who bought Disney stock have lost money. You have to wonder why the shareholders haven't banded together and fired the Disney executives responsible for this mess. Oh wait, their biggest shareholders Black Rock, Vanguard and State Street -- three mega corporations that are trying to force DEI on the American people...
The acolyte saved me 90€ a year, so I think I should be grateful. Canceled my subscription after episode 1. All hope lost
The acolyte is like if sith made propaganda against the jedi. Remaking stories in their own image. Changing history. We're living under the empire
The Sith would do it better
Arent the twins too old to become a jedi? I mean, Anakin was considered too old…oh yea, Disney, nevermind
They are. Episode 7 had a line that said so.
the age at which a Jedi was too old had regressed from the past. It used to be older than what it became when Anakin was taken in. Although - this was cancelled out when Yoda agreed to train Luke.
You can't say the rules are different back then because they literally said the twins were too old, but Torbin and Sol went full Quigon and went from warriors of code to Epstein child traffickers.
Anakin was already an experienced force user from pod racing. He just didnt know it or harness it
@shaydowsith348 there was no counsel at that point, forget an order
Acolyte just kind of confirms a long held suspicion I've had with anti-Jedi SW "fans"--that they're not REALLY taking umbridge with anything the Jedi actually DO, they're mostly just projecting all their complaints about God/religion in general ONTO the Jedi and deliberately reading them in a bad faith light because of their own personal issues.
That's why writers like Headland have to make crap up about the Jedi's bad actions and overlay the bad guys' complaints with things they want to scream at their ideological opponents. ("You don't want us to have power and use it the way WE want to!" "You're oppressing us!" "You would persecute me for being what I am!")
It's ALL projection.
The mom telling them it would be their downfall was just so LH could have one of their wonderful characters predict Order 66.
This entire entire shit show could've been avoided if Sol would've just followed instructions, listened to the Council like a Jedi should, and if he wasn't a weirdo creep.
Well whole Palpatine's plan would be gone if Anakin listened to instructions, Anakin wouldnt even be a jedi if Qui-Gon just listened to council
The entirety of the empire could've been avoided if the council had seen the red flags of palpatine being a evil dude by the Jedi.
The entirety of humanity wouldn't exicte if eve didn't eat the forbidden apple
Its in Anakin's character to disobey orders and instructions.
Qui-gon did what he did because of Anakin's insanely high Midi count, believing he found the chosen one.
Palpatine hid his evil intentions with powerful dark side stuff, using his powerful influence, blinding everyone, using Anakin's weakness and love for Padme to persuade him.
Its NOT in a well-established Jedi's character disobey instructions FROM THE COUNCIL, and to suddenly out of no where have weird obsessions with a random kid he just saw and had zero interactions with, and having overwhelming emotions and feelings, having a pissy fit with his fellow comrades. Even Qui-gon was calm and collected and respectful when debating with the council to let Anakin be trained.
I sincerely apologize to myself for convincing myself to watch this monstrosity. This seems like the entire crew and actors as well as the Director were on acid during the filming. Why does it feel as if subscribed to onlyfans?
Never watched something and asked myself so often: "When does it end?". At this point sitting 10 hours and doing nothing is more entertaining.
My dog just left a huge pile of acolyte on the carpet.
The acolyte is a cancer of the dna of Star Wars
I literally got up 20 mins into the episode and out loud in a angry voice to myself. Why are we 20mins in and its all recaps i was actually angry
Ahahahahaha
This shows what kind of corruption we are dealing with...
its more like a tumor.
"I was going to let Osha go" is their "They will never know what you sacrificed for them." line.
The one that is supposed to release the obviously evil or corrupted character from all of the responsibility and guilt of all of their terrible actions.
naw its just a reflection of real life
" I didnduniffing !" *she screamed as she waved the knife around charging the police officer*
During a recent interview with the disstrack lady she said they are open to real critisism about thing like writing.
That is a absolute lie! As soon as we say we didn't like the writing we are called a racist and the feedback gets fully ignored
Exactly! I’ve said nothing about race or gender in my reviews of each episode! Only critiques the writing! And I get attacked.
I’m black and the show is just trash it’s not good the plot is slow the actual plot changes as the episode go on there is no set plot
It is called the view - "the wrong view" of damaged and hateful goods
@@kairossa8965the view, on ABC, owned by Disney.
Right. Toxic femininity is to do, say, or produce something worthy of criticism and then impugn the motives of those who criticize as though there could be nothing but subjective hate towards them, rather than legitimate criticism due towards the object of their behavior or product. Rinse. Repeat.
I will never understand how Disney star wars think what they're doing helps them positively in any way... This includes the mcu too where they do the same thing over and over again with no positive gain like ffs why?.... I fear for deadpool and wolverine unfortunately
Ok. So we managed to figure out one thing, mother poppyseed is the Black Smoke monster from Lost! I was really waiting for that reveal. Finally. It ends.
Lmao.
Disney is so embarassing now. And Leslie is mental.
There is a rumor that if the Ray movie gets made Palpatine is coming back again
How? Somehow...
Perhaps the space lesbian witches were the pinnacle of achievement for the Acolyte and it is all downhill from there.
Worst sentence ever uttered, and I hate that I understand what you're talking about.🤦♂️
There is no evidence or intimation that the witches were all lesbians. Just because all of the members of a coven are female does not mean that they are lesbian. Following that logic, all fraternity brothers must be gay because only men are living together. And any all male group must be gay.
I know what the 180 million dollars was mostly spent on.
You see it takes more than CG to make a local forest appear as convincingly as another planet.
No, not the costumes either.
The majority of the series budget (approx 157.6 million) was spent on adding red and green illuminated buttons on nondescript boxes and boxes with other bits of boxes glued to them.
Red and green illuminated buttons.
On everything.
When Torbin took Mae’s blood sample through her clothes, I knew it was GG.
that actually looks like they are doing medicine Star Trek style instead of Star Wars style.
I have to wonder. If the Jedi are (now) the bad guys because they do bad things for their own power, and the Sith are the bad guys because they commit genocide and murder children...then who the hell is there to even root for in this terrible fanfic being called Star Wars? The bounty hunters? The Huts? Anyone from a neutral faction that has any semblance of mortality? Because I have no idea anymore.
In high school our Chaplain gave a lecture about how the Jedi and Star Wars are an allegory to Christianity. I think that could explain why some groups would want to paint them as the bad guys.
"The Power of maaaanyyyy" A bunch of Maaaanyyy witches get nukes by 1 Jedi...
maybe thats why it's a niche power to use. Would work on non jedi opponent with great success.
@skofijak the fact that we have to fill in the blanks is why this show is awful
@@siunami6432 fill in the blanks, like using your brain and not having everything said literary to you?
@skofijak from a show that literally started off explaining everything, yeah it needs to be consistent, especially when the big reveal is filled with plot holes and conveniences to push whatever story they want to poorly tell. Something that literally had never been in star wars before, yes, needs explaining
@@siunami6432 what is to explain? wiches mind controled wookiee, seems like they found a way to increese power when in group to do that, and then trinity just shut them off which killed them (like in matrix, when you unplug someone), as using dark side powers is risky as its dark side? Seems like a concept that is in fantasy for ever, doesn't need to be explained every time in detail.
I think the better way to fix this stupid show is to pretend it doesn't exist.
Somebody needs to organize a protest outside Disney HQ
the final episode ends with ..... "and then I woke up and it was all a dream!"
Acolyte is HUGE HIT among "Modern Audience". Low Viewership shows how big that "audience" is.
the barely beat an episode of nazi hunters. and that is prolly one of the cheapest shows in recorded history😁😁
OBEY ! CONSUME ! OBEY ! I would reshoot the entire series using animated ducks and call it The Quackolyte .
These is no real fixing this the damage is already done, best "fix" would be to delete the entire show from existence and pretend it was never made.
It is simple - all that new Disney stuff is not canon no matter what they say or do at this point
If each episode is a "turd", then the entire show is literally a most painful diarrhea session...like the one I just had. Iced coffee, 3 mini pizza-hotdogs and 4 scones. My mouth doesn't regret it...my rear end does. And yes, I AM "hurting right now".
The series is like McDonalds food poisoning where you have that horrible gut pain and then sit there farting out liquid shit all night until your ass is so sore you have to take a shower to clean it up. Then it starts all over again 30 mins later.
@@stonesfan285 I had that when I made the mistake of eating for a 2nd time at an Indian restaurant that gave me food poisoning the first time...only to get it again. First diarrhea...then puking. at 4am.
@@Forever_Thatter I totally avoid fast food specifically because every so often I am pretty sure I get food poisoning. Horrible gut ache then either a really loose bowel movement or diarrhea. I think a lot of the time it's the grease but also betting these places are not clean.
Im in the bathroom about to make an episode of the acolyte.
The writing is shockingly bad. How in the world do they base the entire "huge reveal" and plot based off a bratty, whiny Padawan that just wanted to go home?!?! "...it's our ticket back home". What?! First of all, aren't padawans trained from a VERY early age? How can it be that after years and years of training that this padawan still hasn't grasped the idea of being SELFLESS, OBEDIENT, FOCUSED, seeing the BIGGER PICTURE?? Furthermore, why would he even assume that just getting the girls would be a sure path back home when clearly they only make big decisions after speaking with the counsel? And on top of that, they could have brought the girls to the counsel, and literally sent right back out to investigate further because they still didn't know HOW the "vergence" existed there in the first place. This was literally just another Episode 3 with some additional scenes that doesn't reveal anything other that Sol killed the Mother Witch which nobody in the audience cares for anyway. If its' going to be a reveal, it should be Sol revealing that story to the evil twin, and yet we see NOT A SINGLE shot showing him and her, or her reacting to these revealed truths which defeats the entire purpose of the reveal because there is no reaction or consequence or resolution. And the entire fight scene was also stupid. If she was fighting Sol and basically winning, why would she mind control the Wookie only to...continue fighting him? And what happened to the Acolyte? Of course Headland will say "oh well we wanted to explore those questions in season 2", but the reality is season 1 was a disaster and didn't set anything up correctly for the audience to be even remotely interested in a season 2. Good riddance
Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."
They really cheap out and bought a run-of-the-mill metal detector from the nearest neigborhood hardware store for a prop. I mean, Jedi can move in hyperspace and they made do with 20th century metal detectors?
It is nothing new that star wars is using 20th century items for props. Look at the weapons from original saga for example, which are weapons from ww2 with added some scopes
Is the metal detector supposed to be a metal detector or some futuristic device in-universe?
Star Wars needs a multiverse… and their own tva so some of these shows and movies can be pruned from existence
It doesn´t require the worts of the worst pseudoexplanations (=multiverse) to decanonize this trash-tier antifanfic.
It has one. It's called Legends.
Oi hi, this is typical South Park when they said "and then this happened, and then this happened, and then this happened" soulless writing.
They actually managed to make us sit through the mess that was episode 3 again… only somehow they made it worse….I can’t even…
Somehow episode 3 returned.
No Disney 24-7.
Ahahaha
The Acolyte had an intriguing idea, but the execution was poor.
it could have been godlike execution and it wouldn't have worked.
Nothing about these guys look like Jedi, the way they look, the way they act, just the way they are honestly. I just can’t see this characters as Jedi there’s just no way
Is that "I was going to let her go" line the worst acted thing in the history of acting?
It's like singularity of utterly shitty acting.
This show creativity and innovation is like my father:
It ran away to buy the milk.
This show would be rejected by the CW. That's how f***ing bad it is.
This scene is like waving a gun at the police, being shot and then deciding that you wanted to give up in the first place.
So they weren't kidding when the witch said the same thing as Voldemort said.
I try not to be a cancel person, but considering the disgusting, horrific crimes of Ms Leslye Headland, it's hard to imagine watching anything she was a part of.
In the old game "Star Wars The Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords", your master Kreia made a similar point about doing good can result in suffering of the one you helped.
She did it when you first visited Nar Shada. Unlike the Acolyte, she made a great point. Game from 2004, 20 years ago.
Guys we are evolving just backwards.
Disney wants to hijack stories and apply IDEOLOGY -- and they expected, and were upset, that fans did not want to "learn" from their ideology.
I love how she has the exact same hairstyle she had as a kid.
That is actually evil, they really have the gal to undermine the Jedi(good guys). This is just gonna confuse the hell out of kids. Just awful
It’s sad we could’ve had a series be about the Sith that would’ve been way more interesting than this pile of garbage. So many Sith Lords they have in canon and in legends who could be brought forward but nope. This shows makes Palpatine “help me the Jedi are taking over “ more believable cause they are so bad in this show.
At this point I'm surprised Disney haven't change the name from 'Star Wars' to 'Galactic Discord' or something politically acceptable..
I don’t even watch Star Wats anymore, but it’s hilarious to see this company have a downfall that’s going to have to be studied by MBA students for decades to come
Bob Iger LOOKS the part of a CEO for a large corporation. But when it comes to substance...he's a loser.
Yeah, it’s sad that the one character we can empathize with is the Padawan. And it sucks that I can’t even root for him, because (me being Roman Catholic) I know how his story ends; he self deletes himself. Like not even sacrificing himself like John Krasinski did to save Millie Simmonds, Padawan selfishly offs himself for no reason.
Edit: Or to use examples in the franchise; like Arvel Crynyd made the sacrifice in his A-Wing to bring down the Executor. Like Obi-Wan did to so Luke could escape.
All i know is , i use to suffer from constipation, but ever since ive seen steinberg's face in "THE AZHOLE-ITE"
INSTANT RELIEF 👌👌👌
I love how Kennedy claimed the lightsaber fights in the final two episodes would rival Anakin vs Obi Wan.
And all we get in this episode is around 48 seconds of lightsaber swinging where people don’t deflect or clash with their foe; instead they fall to the ground after tripping over nothing once they receive even the slightest lightsaber impact on their own weapon.
Come on Disney. We all know you’re failing. Get rid of Kennedy already; she is not making Star Wars into anything the fans want it to be.
the witch trying to manipulate torbin with his deepest, darkest desires was just…?!?
Like, his deepest desire is to return to coruscant, for what reason? And she then casually mentions his parents were beggars. Would that not be a way better way to sow seeds of distrust amongst the jedi? To be ripped away from your family at a young age, leaving them behind in poverty while you arguably get a pretty good lifestyle increase? That sort of guilt is way more powerful than “WanTIng To Go BAcK tO CORUscAnT”
And no one’s talking about the uncomfortable and cringey pop song at the end…
Then: Every story needs villains and heroes. Now: Every story needs villains and victims.
Me, about to watch [clicks skip recap]
>>End credits roll
I love how theyve been living on this planet with 2 months, basically camping, and all their clothes, hair, etc is perfectly clean.
This episode made me more uncomfortable the more I think about it. Sol was so concerned about Osha's safety and her well-being just for the jedi lady and the jedi council to tell Sol to "leave her or it will cost more problem."
Remember Osha and Mae are children at that time. So... what I'm getting from Disney telling me "if you see a child that might be in danger and you're concerned about their safety. Leave them in danger, and don't save them. Saving them will cause more harm."
It was just one lightsaber stab. Those are historically very survivable.
Especially if you're an Inquisitor being stabbed by Vader.
As a kid I wanted to be a Jedi.
As an adult I want to become the most powerful Sith, build a deathstar and...
What?? Rotten tomatoes hides the audience score?? What the actual f**k?!
I don’t understand. The witches threaten the Jedi, then leader witch turns into a scary smoke monster and is killed by a Jedi, then scary smoke monster leader witch says “I’m the victim! I was going to give you my daughter!”
How does this make for good writing?
Have you not noticed that recent Hollywood productions aim to flip the good/evil dynamic on its head and attempt to make you sympathize with the baddies.
The dynamic at play is always "PoWeR"
I was going to let Osha join you... that is what she wanted. Maybe lead with that rather than turning into a dementor