DSP whines and acts like a Karen at FedEx because his capture card is late (December 28, 2022)

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  • čas přidán 27. 12. 2022
  • DarksydeKaren returns as DSP whines and complains that FedEx is late over the holidays (shocker!) and demands a FedEx person watch this video so his viewer can get his money back and DSP himself can his package quicker so he can get back to streaming games.
    (This is an archival copy of a video DSP has on his channel. I uploaded this in case he deletes the other video or something happens to it)
    #darksydekaren #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal
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Komentáře • 614

  • @billbrasky1318
    @billbrasky1318 Před rokem +140

    So FedEx hung up on him. Here's what they heard:
    "so before I explain my problem, let me tell you about the time I worked at a helicopter company..."

    • @WrongThink_
      @WrongThink_ Před rokem +9

      omg lol

    • @johnnylchase
      @johnnylchase Před rokem +8

      lol you almost made me spit my drink out reading that comment

    • @SilentKnight234
      @SilentKnight234 Před rokem

      😂
      "Also, there was The Incident of May 1st. There was nothing I could do, the camera was on the whole time and...hello? MF'r...they hung up...ok then...😂😂😂

    • @nicholaswilliam2971
      @nicholaswilliam2971 Před rokem +1

      Haahah

  • @larsu-gx579
    @larsu-gx579 Před rokem +82

    He 100000% just missed the delivery due to being distracted by wwe champions

  • @pilkman01
    @pilkman01 Před rokem +204

    If it took him as long to explain his problem to the Fedex customer support as it did to explain it in this video, I would have hung up on him too.

    • @Masuo15
      @Masuo15 Před rokem +30

      Any other person would had said: "yes hello, I was expecting an urget package that had overnight delivery on it; but it did not show all day and the status claims I wasn't at home, but I been here all day waitening; what happend?" DONE.

    • @NEX_Anomaly
      @NEX_Anomaly Před rokem +42

      He had a 14 year legacy to explain first

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 Před rokem +11

      Hence why Machinima got rid of him. He wasn’t worth the headaches

    • @wildwest1832
      @wildwest1832 Před rokem +9

      lol they probably asked for his name, and he went on a 20 minute story. lol. He has no idea what real life is anymore

    • @roachbaitfnv2591
      @roachbaitfnv2591 Před rokem

      Phil does not realize no one will put up with his silly antics in reality-world out here...the eternal Pigroachy \🐷/

  • @Patarach
    @Patarach Před rokem +70

    fedex delivery man: "There is nothing I could do, i did everything right!"

  • @Althecor
    @Althecor Před rokem +55

    7:00 "I wasn't done telling my story" LMAO he tried to give some overworked service rep in India a prestream and they weren't having it 💀

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Před rokem +9

      Don't get paid enough to listen to that crap.

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz Před rokem +163

    His toxic rant feels like he's projecting. He probably missed the package.

    • @amorasilverspark
      @amorasilverspark Před rokem +26

      Like he did with those stupid "headphones" he wears around his neck?

    • @IamSickCase
      @IamSickCase Před rokem +17

      I’m convinced he missed the package either he was sleeping or he was outside . You can tell during the video he’s not being honest about “being home”

    • @robroskey6515
      @robroskey6515 Před rokem

      He was probably tugging his tinkler in the basement watching gay porn and didn't hear the door

    • @watchmehope6560
      @watchmehope6560 Před rokem +10

      @@amorasilverspark that thing looks like a toilet seat lol.

    • @GhettoMazzo
      @GhettoMazzo Před rokem +4

      idk how cause he's home all day

  • @ihateeverything9887
    @ihateeverything9887 Před rokem +142

    It’s almost like bad weather has backed up the entire shipping system. People are dying because it’s so bad and dsp is worried about his free capture card. Levels of self centered thinking that I believed unreachable.

    • @bleung2274
      @bleung2274 Před rokem

      Keep in mind DSP was encouraging people to go and infect themselves with COVID so that they could all "get it over with" and he wouldn't have to wait for his groceries anymore. DSP does not give a shit about who has to suffer as long as he gets what he wants.

    • @rsnerd008
      @rsnerd008 Před rokem

      Yup. Literally deserves everything happening to him

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Před rokem +7

      It’s almost as if he isn’t the only person using FedEx

    • @sunnyhvar1992
      @sunnyhvar1992 Před rokem +4

      not from the US, so I forgot for a bit that it's historically cold(?) over there, good point, holy shit

    • @roachbaitfnv2591
      @roachbaitfnv2591 Před rokem +3

      "It's a national disaster dood!!! MY FREE CAPTURE CARD...WHERE IS IT!!!" \🐷/

  • @lawlessx9
    @lawlessx9 Před rokem +80

    This man really has nothing else going on in his life...

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Před rokem

      I wish I had the ability to go into his stream with a mic and just yell “SHUT THE FUCK HP ASSHOLE”

    • @spottyhead
      @spottyhead Před rokem +5

      This is not a man. But everything else you said I can agree with

  • @demoman87
    @demoman87 Před rokem +110

    big ups FedEx for bestowing on us a salt filled rant from Phil on his day ahhff.

  • @MrMarqus
    @MrMarqus Před rokem +170

    12:46 "But what I really want to happen, and I really hope FedEx will watch this video..." Sure buddy. FedEx is not going out of their way to watch a narcissistic manbaby act like Karen on CZcams for 15 minutes.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT Před rokem +14

      It amazes me when he constantly thinks he's important enough for people to watch. Why did Twitch wait months to punish me for a bad word, dood? Everyone watches my streams all the time, I bet half of their staff is fans of mine!

    • @friedporchetta
      @friedporchetta Před rokem +13

      It was the same when he did his DSP tries it Dairy Queen and they made the mistake of not including plastic silverware. He said “It’s not like anyone from Dairy Queen corporate is going to watch this food review and learn from the consumer” like wtf is wrong with this dude thinking companies search out food reviews?

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před rokem +8

      Yeah because FedEx will watch the video and be like "shoot, we feel bad man about your business. We need to send this man his capture card faster!"

    • @robbieroberts1973
      @robbieroberts1973 Před rokem +1

      @@Gough720 absolutely. We dunk on this entitled pair of adult diapers because we know that the rank and file workers taking the brunt of this abuse are part of the backbone of our society.

    • @stevenhousley819
      @stevenhousley819 Před rokem

      Holy delusion batman

  • @HighLifeProds17
    @HighLifeProds17 Před rokem +143

    Sometimes my Amazon package arrives a day late. I shrug, think, "Man, that sucks" and wait for it to come the next day. I'm pretty sure he just rants to hear himself talk.

    • @abramdizon7266
      @abramdizon7266 Před rokem +21

      Dudes life so boring he has to make a big deal out of everything.

    • @scorpion6328
      @scorpion6328 Před rokem +13

      If I was ugly and pathetic as Phil, I’d be mad at the world too.

    • @psionoblast5379
      @psionoblast5379 Před rokem +17

      I ordered some xmas gifts for a family member that got delayed. Im almost offended my family member didn't record a 20 minutes video demanding a refund for me.

    • @magic_pixie
      @magic_pixie Před rokem +11

      @@psionoblast5379 He wants the dent to get a refund so they can reinvest it back into Phil as tips

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Před rokem

      He also thinks people give a shit about his day to day mundane activities. Like what he fucking ate for dinner and where he went shopping. Like WHO TF CARES OLD MAN?!

  • @fernandoissac7262
    @fernandoissac7262 Před rokem +85

    He really made a 15 minute video that amounts to him saying FedEx delayed his package? Wow.

    • @bleung2274
      @bleung2274 Před rokem +5

      And this is what he considers a "concise" video. 15 minutes of whining and bitching.
      He could have summed it up in one sentence. "Fedex didn't deliver the card." That didn't take 15 minutes.

    • @fernandoissac7262
      @fernandoissac7262 Před rokem +6

      "FedEx doesen't care." You mean to tell me a multi-billion dollar corporation doesen't care about service? Who would've thought.

    • @innocentorphan1213
      @innocentorphan1213 Před rokem +5

      And he thinks Paul Fedex himself the CEO of FedEx will watch this idiotic rant and refund and apologize.

    • @Black_Revue
      @Black_Revue Před rokem +2

      Plot Twist: He called them a Kakk Sucker Kojima

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Před rokem +1

      @@bleung2274 this is what he considers “chill relaxing content”

  • @lunarguardian01
    @lunarguardian01 Před rokem +156

    Here we see Darksyde Karen in his natural habitat. Overreacting over a minor inconvenience.

    • @Daikkenaurora
      @Daikkenaurora Před rokem +3

      Someone should add his Karen wig.

    • @lunarguardian01
      @lunarguardian01 Před rokem +1

      @@Daikkenaurora That would be glorious.

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 Před rokem

      He complains more than my Wife… This broad Karen needs to be smacked in the mouth every once in a while to keep her trap shut and learn how to act.

  • @seanmac9578
    @seanmac9578 Před rokem +21

    "I didn't swear, thanfully" something tells me that he has swore at many people over the phone before.

    • @_Mutto_
      @_Mutto_ Před rokem

      Amazing what the piggy continues to let slip.

  • @M0j0J0j0
    @M0j0J0j0 Před rokem +24

    Did he just say FOR MY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWERS 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Supervandal
    @Supervandal Před rokem +40

    FedEx: “wait. Some D-List CZcamsr is ‘dead in the water’ until we get their package?!?! OHHHH NOOOOOO! Everybody HUUUUURRRRY!!!!”

    • @FightOstinFight
      @FightOstinFight Před rokem +6

      F list. F list.

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Před rokem +5

      Ron! Why hasn't this man gotten his package???? He says you lied. Don't you understand his business is DEAD IN THE WATER"???

    • @MrSimon1909
      @MrSimon1909 Před rokem +6

      @@FightOstinFight *Z

    • @Mr__Geno
      @Mr__Geno Před rokem +2

      "Oh my gawd!" lol

  • @Crumbsu
    @Crumbsu Před rokem +15

    "What's to stop them from lying again?". He sounds like he has a lot of experience with that

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem +4

      "I'm good at lying" - DSP

  • @MyVaultboy101
    @MyVaultboy101 Před rokem +54

    He's being a karen because it's gonna take a extra day? And he didn't even pay for it, a dent did.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před rokem

      It's because it was supposed to save the stream dood

    • @astrosquirrel5038
      @astrosquirrel5038 Před rokem +1

      I wonder if he actually paid for it. He would never get this mad over someone else’s money.

    • @TheSPARTANusm
      @TheSPARTANusm Před rokem +2

      @@astrosquirrel5038I was gonna say the same thing, like it was paid for by someone like One Minute Man, but then I think “nah he wouldn’t spend the money on something like that. He’s too busy crying broke.”

  • @KillaK78
    @KillaK78 Před rokem +68

    It was his day off he was probably sleeping or watching his horse on fallout 3.
    His video was posted around 730pm his time and attempted delivery was 445pm his time.
    I have zero doubts he fucked up and in true dsp fashion, fedex got to experience the “I did nothing wrong” act

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před rokem +2

      FedEx did everything wrong. How dare they make his capture card late, Phil is the one who did nothing wrong dood

    • @KillaK78
      @KillaK78 Před rokem +5

      @@ajaxmaxbitch I laughed my ass off when I saw the video title include “it’s fedexs fault” and it was the title of his actual video and not a troll video.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před rokem

      @@KillaK78 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArsynZ
    @ArsynZ Před rokem +35

    How hilarious would it be if FedEx just responded by posting a FedEx application? LMAO

  • @theHOYTmonger
    @theHOYTmonger Před rokem +24

    "If he has lied once then he can easily lie again"

    • @abramdizon7266
      @abramdizon7266 Před rokem +1

      Wroong. You mouth drooling ididot. He had to lie to protect de famireeeee

    • @clhound
      @clhound Před rokem +2

      "That's 100% a lie."

  • @WarpChaos
    @WarpChaos Před rokem +50

    How dare FedEx not plan their entire business schedule around Phil?!

    • @siner2442
      @siner2442 Před rokem +4

      Playing video games is video games is very important and saved lives in America, DSP is basically a hero.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 Před rokem +46

    "A person with a very heavy accent....."
    "Not that i have an issue with that..." hint hint, just wanted to point that out😉😉😉.
    Also love that he pointed out he was totally polite to the first guy and then the first thing he does when he gets the second rep is tell then he's not mad. Like what a random thing to tell a rep you're talking to for the first time, she literally has no point of reference. Think its pretty clear phil flipped out on the first dude and hung up.

    • @magic_pixie
      @magic_pixie Před rokem +9

      He felt the need to explicitly state that he did NOT swear a few times. Yeah, he totally cussed those CSRs out

  • @CrashKazooie
    @CrashKazooie Před rokem +10

    “I’m still talking, I didn’t even finish telling you the story”
    Man, it sounds like he was enjoying interacting with another human on the phone for more than 2 minutes and got upset they didn’t want to to listen to their own version of this video. So sad.

  • @thefarkness3473
    @thefarkness3473 Před rokem +6

    It's Phil's world, we're all just living in it

  • @purplehawk2271
    @purplehawk2271 Před rokem +36

    What I find interesting is that he specifically says he refrained from swearing at the fed ex customer service, as if it hard for him to not act like a complete doucebag, either that or he loves painting himself as some nice pleasant reasonable guy. Also the delusions of grandeur is hilarious, he always expects multi million dollar company’s to bow down to a no name like him, saw it with twitch, saw it with stream elements, saw it with Burger King, now fedex

    • @brocksampson531
      @brocksampson531 Před rokem

      He has hundreds if not thousands of fans that want to his content. You heard straight from the pigs mouth. He's doing all this for us, the fans.

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Před rokem +31

    Lmao at the first dude hanging up on him. I assume DSP had been rambling for ten minutes repeating himself and was in the middle of retelling how he got fired from the helicopter company, at which point the Indian customer rep said fuck it, I ain't get paid enough to listen to this.

  • @Bowtie12oclock
    @Bowtie12oclock Před rokem +12

    Phil didn’t hear the doorbell from all the neighing in the living room.

  • @FanTomeBoosh
    @FanTomeBoosh Před rokem +10

    Buckle up for the 35 minute version of this on prestream

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 Před rokem +42

    This clown is announcing how his "business" stopped because of one malfunction and his fans have to donate and deliver the new tools, then right after launches into rant how this delivery company doesn't know what they're doing. It's honestly insane how little self awareness he has. What if the truck that was going to drive to you broke a tire DSP? Maybe they have to stop delivering for 3 days until some customer steps up and sends them a free new tire.

    • @extragalacticgorl
      @extragalacticgorl Před rokem +2

      Right? There’s a million things that could have caused the delay but in his mind it’s someone lying and not doing their job just to screw over his day

    • @visible7044
      @visible7044 Před rokem

      lmao 🤣 sends them a free tire

  • @downbadguy266
    @downbadguy266 Před rokem +6

    The fedex man probably saw he had a delivery for “the guy” and said nah

    • @Damnation2man
      @Damnation2man Před rokem

      How has there been a 0/100 chance a delivery person out in Seattle wasn't a detractor? Sometimes we get these gold dust rants out of a good Samaritan, or him calling a pizza place on a holiday and getting laughed at, but, no actual hard pranks 🤔

  • @IamSickCase
    @IamSickCase Před rokem +8

    FedEx, Burger King, the auto shop, Amazon . PHIL IS SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES 😂😂😂😂

  • @ShinkoFleur
    @ShinkoFleur Před rokem +57

    He's as thirsty for this package as Panda Lee was for his.

  • @sausageinthemirror
    @sausageinthemirror Před rokem +10

    Karen Burnell back at it again with another day off disaster. Here's some things he could do after writing FedEx a stern email:
    - Drive to nearest BestBuy or Walmart and buy a capture device.
    - Use his backup capture device.
    - Stream PC games.
    - Stream directly from his PS5.
    - Point his camera at the TV.
    - Get some help.
    Also in the future he should consider replacing equipment (that are essential to his business) when they first start malfunctioning and not months later when they finally stop working.

  • @kobold1538
    @kobold1538 Před rokem +53

    Here's a crazy idea that Phil would never think of in 1000 years: he could pay his viewer for shipping him free business equipment.

    • @redoublement4607
      @redoublement4607 Před rokem

      What fan lmao?

    • @jamesbarnett120
      @jamesbarnett120 Před rokem

      don't be silly

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Před rokem +1

      @@redoublement4607 They said "viewer". A viewer donated the capture card (paid for the card and expensive shipping) to Phil.

    • @redoublement4607
      @redoublement4607 Před rokem

      @@IHMyself either way, this is all just a lame sympathy scam.

    • @TheSPARTANusm
      @TheSPARTANusm Před rokem +1

      He was probably too busy with WWE Champions to hear the door.

  • @fernandoissac7262
    @fernandoissac7262 Před rokem +44

    Since when was FedEx the gold standard of shipping in the US? I must've missed when that was declared.

    • @bleung2274
      @bleung2274 Před rokem +7

      You forget, DSP is talking about the United States of Burnell.

    • @fernandoissac7262
      @fernandoissac7262 Před rokem

      @@bleung2274 must be. He sure as hell isn't talking about the USA.

    • @extragalacticgorl
      @extragalacticgorl Před rokem +4

      When he said “FedEx had always been the gold standard everybody knows that” 😭

    • @-HughJass-
      @-HughJass- Před rokem +2

      If Phil says something it must be true. You're supposed to just take it with a grain of salt and not question anything

    • @sanchini5689
      @sanchini5689 Před rokem

      It happened the day after the great fall of the Berlin wall... you don't remember?

  • @AgreeableCompliments
    @AgreeableCompliments Před rokem +10

    Don’t they know it’s his day off?? They should have attempted to deliver it at total wine.

  • @TheRealCarlBrutananadilewski

    Imagine having a life so boring and dull that a minor inconvenience gives you a full hour-long story to tell

  • @marksteinburg4726
    @marksteinburg4726 Před rokem +7

    lol 100% he didn't answer his door when fedex rang the bell.

    • @abramdizon7266
      @abramdizon7266 Před rokem +2

      Prob thought it was a detractor coming for him.

  • @davo9774
    @davo9774 Před rokem +14

    Anything small thing that goes wrong for Phil results in a public freakout.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem +1

      Narcissists need the whole world to know they're upset

  • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
    @bobhoskins-kl6ue Před rokem +4

    "lie about it so I'm off the hook" exactly like every day of his life

  • @MustardAndFries
    @MustardAndFries Před rokem +8

    He’s such a Karen, he LOVES being able to give people bad reviews and make customer service people tell him how bad they did.

  • @XxBattlesnipexX
    @XxBattlesnipexX Před rokem +6

    I have a huge hunch that Philly here isn’t telling the whole story

  • @Baalenciagaa
    @Baalenciagaa Před rokem +5

    I’m convinced that the capture card didn’t break and he’s just making it up to take a break after his successful Christmas Eve begathons without breaking the illusion that he lives paycheck to paycheck to his pay pigs
    And he tried to milk a PC and pity tips on the way out but settled for an extra capture card
    Would explain why he doesn’t use the ones he already has or upgrade to windows 10 he’s just being obstinate

  • @Aaron-ed5xs
    @Aaron-ed5xs Před rokem +7

    This is a level of Karen I've honestly never seen before. His mental health continues to degrade. Oh well it's funny

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem

      There's a spectrum of Karens but Phil is on a level that is unfathomable.
      He thinks he deserves, not just a good service, but a superior service than anyone else.

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před rokem +6

    He's nuts. Nobody at Fed Ex is going to sit through that. He's such a raging narcissist.

  • @shapestation4347
    @shapestation4347 Před rokem +3

    Also, him repeatedly bringing up “I didn’t swear once” is very telling of how much self control he lacks, because he’s pretty much saying in other situations with a customer service rep, he does swear at them. It’s nothing we don’t already know, but it’s more evidence for the pile.

  • @crackerjack620
    @crackerjack620 Před rokem +4

    He is so damn lazy that he can't just drive to the depot and pick it up that day.

  • @WinterWerewolf
    @WinterWerewolf Před rokem +21

    FedEx a gold standard? Interesting... Here in my country it's the worst shipping company possible 😂

    • @debtmaster
      @debtmaster Před rokem +3

      FedEx is more focused on US shipping. Their Express service is reliant on planes, which have suffered delays. The other major non-government shipper, UPS, has a more international focus.

    • @bargaintuesday812
      @bargaintuesday812 Před rokem

      FedEx is widely considered the worst of the big three here in the USA as well.

  • @twinkie415
    @twinkie415 Před rokem +3

    he basically says he was home all day.
    *for once he told the truth.*

  • @davidwalkerjr675
    @davidwalkerjr675 Před rokem +8

    "You're really loving this story"
    All I can hear is Rambo saying he wants his stream to be a WWE show with all the drama. From his days with his made up wife, to him walking on peoples porches & checking their mail to see if UPS dropped it off at their house instead, to saying a delivery driver lied on you (which you were probably in the bathroom).
    At some point you have to believe Rambo & not believe him. This is literally the boy who cried wolf.

  • @Stilran
    @Stilran Před rokem +11

    HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FEDEX FAULT! I can't believe it that he even put it on the title!

  • @darthspaghetti86
    @darthspaghetti86 Před rokem +6

    Wow. Another "viewer" donated a capture card to him.

  • @Joe-yh4jh
    @Joe-yh4jh Před rokem +6

    Big ups to the fed ex employee that had to listen to a 30 min podcast of how this is affecting his business.

  • @alkrolyd
    @alkrolyd Před rokem +4

    Here's my take on what I think REALLY happened:
    > The package was never delivered, and there was never any employee that lied about delivering it. Either that, or Philbert was distracted at the time it was delivered and missed it. Probably having a nap or reading into detractor circles. If the latter is true, then it would explain why Phil felt the need to make such a long rant about it, because he wanted to feel like he was the right one in this situation and not just being an idiot.
    > Anyway, the package was either delayed or otherwise redirected, and Philbert was pissed, so he called FedEx to complain
    > The employee probably explained that the package was delayed and there was nothing they could do about it, before hanging up
    > Supremely annoyed now, Philbert calls back to complain, at which point they explain to him that it's possible for him to pick it up from the facility or he can just wait the next day.
    > However, Philbert ranted for too long about the situation, so the facility was close to closing, or already closed, by the time this was suggested. I doubt the employee didn't know when this facility was supposed to close, and I find it difficult to believe they just closed early for no reason. The fact that Phil keeps glancing away from the camera when he's explaining this is an obvious tell.
    > Insert a lot of swearing and Darksydekaren mode. The fact he has to specify he didn't swear once only makes me think that he DID swear
    > I think the employee on the phone told him the place was closed by that time (not early, on time) and he was just really pissed because, in his mind, he's entitled to receive the stupid capture card ASAP. I can understand being a little annoyed at this point, but I firmly believe DSP was absolutely pissed off and yelling at FedEx employees.
    >DSP also has a penchant for apology-whoring, so I doubt the employee was "apologising profusely" -- he's probably lying because he always believes that the big corporations should bow down to him.
    > The employee likely then suggested he make sure the information was proper on the website for his area (gate codes, etc). It's possible this information was wrong and that's what caused all this, but I think it's more likely the employee was simply telling him this to be helpful to make sure the package gets properly delivered.
    > But because Phil can't wait a fucking day to get his package delivered, and cannot be bothered to sort any of this out himself, he wants the random FedEx employee to provide private information to FedEx when it's only supposed to be him giving it out because HE LIVES THERE
    > Phil hangs up because the employee didn't worship him and beg for forgiveness.
    > Phil decides to make a rant complaining about how FedEx did everything wrong, he did everything correct, and FedEx, the big corporation, should bow down to him and apologise because a package got delayed for ONE DAY and there wasn't much that they could do about it.
    >>Doesn't explain why he can't just use his backup capture cards (which are 720p instead of 1080p) until he gets the better one.
    >>Doesn't explain why he CAN'T JUST WAIT FOR THE NEW ONE INSTEAD OF WHINING LIKE A BRAT
    >>"FedEx representative who's probably watching this video" -- 100% guarantee they are not watching it and have no fucking clue who Philbert is

  • @WinstonWolfe21
    @WinstonWolfe21 Před rokem +4

    It’s Pigroach’s own fault if he had any grown up qualities it wouldn’t have been such a a conundrum for anyone else since they would have bought a new capture card but it’s always panic mode and crisis man baby mode a stranger has to solve for him for free

  • @Rossoneri2
    @Rossoneri2 Před rokem +7

    From my experience, drivers need to be back at the warehouse at a certain time regardless of what's supposed to be delivered that day. If some customers behave like piggy here, they'll behave like that right back and their boss or whatever won't punish them for it. Shoutout to whoever has to deal with it though

    • @davidwalkerjr675
      @davidwalkerjr675 Před rokem

      The guy was there either he was in the bathroom or playing wwe champions. But he didn't hear it. I drove for rental companies. We repo'd & delivered. If no one answers that's the note that is left.
      BTW it's a fake story to have a video to make while he waits for his card. Remember he is like a stripper. He has the same mind frame as them. Sweet talk you into giving them money. He knows what he is doing

  • @JIMJAMSC
    @JIMJAMSC Před rokem +20

    DSP behaving like this capture card was a key component needed for a heart/ lung transplant machine to keep functioning. Phil is really delusional. I mean he would have someone get fired or like his Burger King fiasco go ballistic calling corporate offices over a $3 burger.

    • @bleung2274
      @bleung2274 Před rokem +1

      If this capture card was really so critical, and he could afford to buy two, why didn't he already have them as spares? Why did he have to wait, LET HIS CAT DESTROY THE EQUIPMENT, and then beg for it?

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 Před rokem

      @@bleung2274 he doesn't have spares because if he did he wouldn't be able to use not having a capture card to beg for more money/free stuff from his dents

    • @MrSimon1909
      @MrSimon1909 Před rokem

      thats how a parasite rolls. contribute nothing to society and on top of that make life for people who have to work even harder.

    • @Drums_of_Liberation
      @Drums_of_Liberation Před rokem

      @@grim1187 he does have spares he showed them he just played the they're so old snort I don't know if they're compatible snort card.

    • @grim1187
      @grim1187 Před rokem

      @@Drums_of_Liberation damn so he really got a dent to buy him a new capture card instead of checking to if the ones he already had are useable? I shouldn't be surprised but that's really scummy

  • @Windows_96
    @Windows_96 Před rokem +5

    So according to his own 'Its FedEx fault' explanation, he was the one who didnt have the info set up on an account for the driver to know the gate code. So even IF you believe phil on his word alone, he is at fault himself and not FedEx

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 Před rokem

      Phil acts like there’s one single human being that for all of eternity delivers too his gated community for all of time that his community exists and always knows the code

  • @umbrellacorpsecurity6511

    Imagine being costumer service and the first thing you hear is "Im a full time streamer on the internet"
    Also just imagine being the FedEx driver, realizing its going to DSP and throwing it into the back for next days overflow :P

    • @whocares1631
      @whocares1631 Před rokem +1

      I’d stomp on it and mark it as damaged

  • @SeaDoge13
    @SeaDoge13 Před rokem +3

    Notice he never says, "My wife and I were home all day" it was all " I was home" ... mighty telling Khet don't live there anymore and Dave was out booze shopping🐖🐴..

  • @donutsensei8878
    @donutsensei8878 Před rokem +5

    You know it's an emergency when dave "works" on his day off.
    Not only he doesn't have the courtesy to pay for shipping fees, he has the audacity to lie for a refund 😆

  • @W3irdS33D
    @W3irdS33D Před rokem +44

    When Phil says ‘a viewer donated’ it means he just bought it himself

    • @M0j0J0j0
      @M0j0J0j0 Před rokem +6

      Yeah man like I do not think Phil would be giving out his personal details to a load of dents. I just can't see it happening.

    • @sylvianraccoon
      @sylvianraccoon Před rokem +1

      Sounds about right lol

    • @Nagai1989
      @Nagai1989 Před rokem +2

      That makes it 3 capture cards he bought and all of them are "late"

    • @TheBigEmstos
      @TheBigEmstos Před rokem

      No it doesn’t lol

    • @snakepiissken5889
      @snakepiissken5889 Před rokem +1

      yeah comes off same tone as this random guy playin wwechampions with their name. and why would he insist on makin a video for a random viewer lmfao

  • @TheOneNerd1
    @TheOneNerd1 Před rokem +3

    "Circle let me talk to a live person"
    That's a Zero Phil. That's a Number Zero on your phone.
    And of course, he has to mention the fact the person he spoke to has an accent.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 Před rokem +3

    As a former fedex employee I can say with 100% certainty that yes we dont care.
    If you saw the lack of care the average package goes through as it makes it's way from truck to facility to truck to facility you would never *ever* ship anything remotely fragile again.

  • @therabidscorpion
    @therabidscorpion Před rokem +13

    "Hundreds of thousands of viewers"
    AHAHAHAHA!!!

    • @mattgehrke3115
      @mattgehrke3115 Před rokem

      He said hundreds or thousands. Still tho it’s like 100 fans plus 600-700 detractors

    • @therabidscorpion
      @therabidscorpion Před rokem +1

      @@mattgehrke3115 Yeah, well, his real viewer count showed when he was having problems the other day. It's like 50 people. His viewbots disconnected when he shut off his stream. This dude isn't even pulling in 100 legit viewers.
      Also, my dude, I'm not the only one that heard "hundreds of thousands". It was a possible slip of the tongue, but i listened to it twice, and other folks seemed to have heard the same thing.

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 Před rokem +2

    This is literally the equivalent of 'You Aren't so special' The Rant.
    Everybody's been dealing with supply shortages and delays and Philbert ain't anybody who deserves special treatment and he isn't going to change anything by just whining more about it.

  • @rubensano4860
    @rubensano4860 Před rokem +4

    Notice Phil didn't mention having his day off ruined by having to wait in for nothing. Also note he's wearing his 'going out clothes.'
    What I think happened is Phil missed the delivery, panicked when his 'fan' asked what the hell happened and then made this elaborate story video, slandering FedEx's delivery driver, customer support and the company as a whole, all because what he really wanted was some whale to buy him a whole new setup, but instead only got donated an old capture card and so gave it the level of importance he though that deserved (i.e. none).
    I hope FedEx somehow sees this, and provides the evidence to debunk Phil's story.
    Additionally, he makes the gate code to his delapidated hovel sound like something that is provided once and then companies circulate it down through the organisational structure of the company so that if you were to stop any FedEx employee at any level, in any country, and asked them Phil Burnell's gate code they would be able to recite it off the top of their heads.

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega Před rokem +18

    Watching 15 minutes of DSP whining about not getting a package...
    Khet is downstairs LITERALLY crying right now.
    And, BTW, Jasper agrees with me

    • @CrashKazooie
      @CrashKazooie Před rokem +1

      Agent Jasper ran outside and told the Fedex person to piss ahf

  • @Skreamworks
    @Skreamworks Před rokem +7

    Phil is just mad that Fedex is out here scamming his dents out of money he could be scamming them out of.

  • @imaika281
    @imaika281 Před rokem +2

    He says "I didn't swear once during the conversation, **thankfully**" almost as if that's normal behavior for him when he's talking to customer service reps on the phone. Yikes.

  • @Tezasaurus
    @Tezasaurus Před rokem +3

    He bought it himself and he was on the shitter when FedEx rolled through. Now he's overcompensating to keep the lie going about a fan overnighting it to him.
    He has two capture cards, btw. He could easily do retro streams on older consoles with it until a new card arrives. Or update his PC (which can handle Windows 10 just fine) to use easier-to-get cards. Or accept RTU's offer of a free PC.

  • @bankleaks1217
    @bankleaks1217 Před rokem +2

    This is literal insanity. Phil factually doesn't care about his fan paying $20 to overnight something.

  • @wildwest1832
    @wildwest1832 Před rokem +3

    lol the package is delayed and DSP throws a karen fit. Id love to watch DSP deliver packages.

  • @honkworld9405
    @honkworld9405 Před rokem +2

    "It says you weren't home to receive the package"
    He missed it 100% and made a deflection rant.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch Před rokem +1

      He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct.

  • @hillarybanks92
    @hillarybanks92 Před rokem +7

    6:10 you’re not the customer Karen, your “ fan” is

  • @kecukraftwork1988
    @kecukraftwork1988 Před rokem +1

    "Could you imagine if I took time out of my day to drive there, and now they're closed?"
    No, Phil, I couldn't *possibly* imagine how much of an inconvenience it would be for a self-employed streamer to make a short drive somewhere on their "day off", only to find it closed. How hard it must be, to live on such a demanding schedule.

  • @zersch.
    @zersch. Před rokem +2

    The way he legitimately thinks anyone cares about any of this shit is hilarious.

  • @silence_dais
    @silence_dais Před rokem +3

    This really is like those Karen TikToks where they're complaining about something stupid that really is just a simple mistake like a misspelling of their name or not getting the wrong bill at a restaurant. Imagine being this petty that you'll turn on a camera to make a shitty rant about missing your package.

  • @kielwb
    @kielwb Před rokem +1

    This is a lot of words for "I'm so bad at being self-employed I have literally no contingencies whatsoever"

  • @heyitszp
    @heyitszp Před rokem +10

    I love how he just automatically assumed the delivery driver "blatantly lied" about him not being home. Like dude, he probably knocked on the door/rang the door bell, waited for a minute or so and then marked it nobody home on attempted delivery.
    Not his fault DSP was probably in a drunken stupor and didn't hear it, and we all know Khet isn't moving anywhere.

    • @Alxmir23
      @Alxmir23 Před rokem +3

      Dude last year one driver wrote package delivered but phil didnt see it and was 100% certain the driver risked losing his job to steal his neckphones

  • @chudgoo
    @chudgoo Před rokem +1

    I'm convinced he only complains so he can harvest that sweet apology energy. "Hello FedEx, someone just hung up on me!" "Sir! Oh I am sooo sorry. What can I do to make it up to you sir? Please forgive me sir!" ..... "yesssss.......yessssss.....ack ack ack ack ack ack! I'll call again tomorrow, peace out"

  • @Bellylover2
    @Bellylover2 Před rokem +2

    Normal people - a minor inconvenience.
    Addicts when something prevents them from begging for money to fuel their cravings - THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!

  • @BrittanyGates
    @BrittanyGates Před rokem +3

    All DSP had to do was go to his local Best Buy or Microcenter to buy a replacement capture card.

    • @Wolf_Spark
      @Wolf_Spark Před rokem +2

      He can do that, the issue with this muppet is that his PC still runs on Windows 7, an OS that Microsoft has stopped supporting since 2020. All the new Capture cards support windows 8 upwards or some just windows 10 upwards. Basically all, his hardware issues are from him being to lazy to update his Windows.

  • @Ryfinius
    @Ryfinius Před rokem +3

    It's odd how he keeps mentioning he didn't swear. I'm guessing he swore at everyone.

  • @debtmaster
    @debtmaster Před rokem +1

    I absolutely lost it when he said he's going to Tweet the video to FedEx. I'm sure his possibly-notable account will carry a ton of weight.

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius Před rokem

      I hope it makes it into a training video.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem

      He did it before with Burger King too

  • @visible7044
    @visible7044 Před rokem +1

    i love how pretends to care at all how much his viewer spent for next day shipping. the only thing he cares about is that he didn’t get his card.

  • @offect
    @offect Před rokem +1

    It's impossible to have this much trouble with every service he engages in and each time it's not his fault...

  • @zenithdragon
    @zenithdragon Před rokem +1

    I feel so bad for the gal that had to deal with him on the support line. She was trying to help him and he just kept whining about how he can no longer trust them. Christ Phil, it is just a company missing your delivery not your wife cheating on you.

  • @silvercyborg
    @silvercyborg Před rokem +1

    The craziest thing is that he has no public face. He just puts everything on his mind out on the internet. It's like the Chappelle show sketch "when keeping it real goes wrong".

    • @DieHardjagged
      @DieHardjagged Před rokem

      If you google Phil Burnell, the very first page you get to see is his fandom page, no one will ever employ him when they read through that.

  • @mekanikal2094
    @mekanikal2094 Před rokem +1

    dude literally makes his "fan" pay for expedited shipping, doesn't even offer to pay it... incredible

  • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
    @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide Před rokem +3

    Yea, Fred Smith is going to watch this video, and call Phil Baby-Brain Burnell to apologize personally. He’s gotta be the most obnoxious entitled pos on this platform.. I can’t imagine how he is on the phone dealing with customer service.

  • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
    @bobhoskins-kl6ue Před rokem +2

    I used to work customer service, if someone was abusive to me I'd hang up on them, it's my guess this is what happened . FYI when you call customer service you get what you give. If you are a jerk from the start you are going to get the minimum amount of service.

  • @ResettisReplicas
    @ResettisReplicas Před rokem +3

    So Phil had an hour max before the FedEx store closed, and decided it was a good use of time to have the rep spend 5 minutes calling the store?

  • @SilentKnight234
    @SilentKnight234 Před rokem +1

    Damn, FedEx is making his life harder? He could have gone to a store and bought one on the same day that it broke...but Noooo...he needs to "stream" to support his "family" and can't leave the walls of his house 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @RichisParker
    @RichisParker Před rokem +4

    Everyone keeps telling DSP to get a job. This is why he can never get a job and hold it. The most minor of inconveniences is blown out of proportion. Not only did this guy make a 15+ minute video about a package not arriving on time, he goes and tweets them asking for his problem to be addressed. He wouldn't last working a few days at a wagie job before 1) A customer kicks his ass for pissing them off or 2) His co-workers kick his ass for being insufferable.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah Před rokem

      But that's something Phil should work on, being he's a grown 40 year old man

  • @SogaGoat
    @SogaGoat Před rokem +1

    "Im a full time streamer on the internet." Of course he has to start by saying this.

  • @painful-Jay
    @painful-Jay Před rokem +2

    He should have just gone to the fedex place instead of wasting time by calling and trying to demand policy changes. Miserable person = miserable life.

  • @etch667
    @etch667 Před rokem +1

    4:32 he says, wearing his "going shopping t-shirt" and looking around wide eyed.

  • @shawnkauffman5248
    @shawnkauffman5248 Před rokem +1

    Bet that all the local businesses have talked to each other about philly-boy here, and his bad service is cause no one wants to deal with him.