DSP whines about his DoorDash order getting screwed up on his day off
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- čas přidán 5. 01. 2023
- DSP whines that his day off was ruined because his DoorDash driver didn't follow his overly complicated Karen-ass directions on how to get into his gated community. He had to wait two and a half hours for food! THE HORROR!
#dsp #darksydephil #darksydekaren #dspgaming #aquateal - Hry
Why did Phil instantly don a racist accent when imitating the door dash driver's TEXT MESSAGES? Fucked up
Never understand how a person who has everything with comfort handed to them on a silver platter complain about their life and luxury food delivery.
literally complaining about his perks of living in a private community away from the peasants. being around Phil irl would probably be the most miserable experience imaginable. the CIA should recruit him for torturous interrogation methods.
That's exactly his issue. He lived as a pampered child, grew up to be a manchild who had a job handed to him from daddy and then leeched of youtube and his viewers. The fact he's had no real adversity other than internet trolls is why he makes a massive deal out of the most minor issues like fedex being late or his food being messed up. These are massive issues for the pampered pig roach
@@Ragingmajai feel like i’d have a lot of fun around him as a detractor. at least in the short term. few days of fun at least.
He is literally the internet stereotype of rich people with "hard lives"
Kat is innocent along with his son jasper but i hope bad things happen to him. He deserves to be in pain, physical mental and emotional pain.
Lol “let’s have a stay at home day: I stay home and you go out and do all the errands”
I bet he spent like $50 on that order when he’s supposedly broke and talks about having to eat eggs and bread for breakfast lol
He shelled out for a brand new car and insurance, but is too lazy to use the car to pick up food on his own, which would save him money and insure the order is correct.
@@larsu-gx579 Not only is he lazy but he doesn't want any Human interaction.
And $5 of it was for Kat. The other $50 was for DSP
$50 ?? LOL. I guarantee that order was $75 or more, especially from door dash.
@@larsu-gx579 When his car broke down, the guy had like 10K miles in a car he's had for several years. The guy's car is basically brand new due to how little he uses it.
If Phil has so much money why can't he just drive and pick up his food??
To much work dood
The detractors / trolls might find him, dood! He needs to stay safe in order to protect his family!
Cause driving is for "the help". That's why he pays them.
Scared to see people in person
LMAO! "NO! FUCK THE CLOWN BOX!" 🤣🤣🤣 that was way too funny! Thank you for the laughs Aqua Teal!😊
"Kats been busy" She works part time bro
She worked 3 days in a row dood, thats what "machur adults" do.
@@RoflCopter726 Seems like just about the only thing her ass ever does is play fucking Fallout lol
She doesn't even work.
4 hours a day for 3 days straight and she needs an entire day without phil talking to her. she must work part time in a coal mine or something.
busy getting her back blown out and creampied.
Did the paper plates for Thanksgiving not give it away that he orders out to eat all the time?? Or during his DSP TRIES IT Kat is home but refuses to ask her to go get the food for him? Dude orders nothing but DoorDash. Only time he goes out is when he has o go to the local liquor store.
And whats hilarious is he will walk to 50 different houses with a flashlight for his FUCKING FOOD, but ask him to load up WWE CHAMPIONS on his phone to prove thats not his account thats blown 5 figures and its impossible for him to do.
Wouldn’t it make may more sense to call the guy first before running around the neighborhood with a flashlight
And actually interact with someone who knows his address?
I always laugh when he says he has to go "pet supplies shopping" like Jasper is eating through one of those big bags of cat food every week.
In reality, hes either lying about pet supplies shopping to sound like hes an oh so busy matchoor adult OR he feeds Jasper nothing but expensive wet cat food so dont forget to tip
If you’re going shopping for your pet on a weekly basis, you’re doing something terribly wrong (and overpaying, but it’s not his money, it’s yours!)
Yep. Pigroach's kitty is a scapegoat for DSP's crazy gambling problem. He lives paycheck to paycheck yet has thousands of dollars in his account and makes over 110,000$ per year. LETS GO DENTS, feed your smelly slob autsy
i love how he has to separate it from just normal groceries. you can buy quality wet food at any supermarket and you dont need to buy biscuits every week so hes totally bullshitting just to make it sound like he has more "bills".
The horse gets into the cat food.
@@BlackSteelRaven "Khat?... KHAT! NO! KHAT! *grabs spray bottle* "
I would love to get a look at these directions he's so proud of.
I suspect they aren't quite and good as he thinks they are.
This dude had to geotag a picture to find out that the picture was next to the back gate lmao. Incredible
Maybe if he didn't live in a gated community with identical houses everywhere very densely packed together that also has a locked gate, maybe he'd get his deliveries more easily.
As a previous Doordash driver, I can confirm Gated Communities are one of the hardest areas to deliver. Especially when the numbers for the houses are very hard to see at night
If his instructions were clear, then no delivery person would have a problem. I honesty believe the guy writes a 1 page essay to explain "Go to front gate, punch a code, go to house number X, leave the food"
Strange how every fucking day off Phil has some massively huge issue that only happens to him. It's like my ex who for some reason always got into car accidents, and she just thought she was unlucky. Phil is such a drama queen he turns normal day shit into fucking meltdowns and he is 40 to add the cherry on top.
Couple days ago my door dashed took a picture of the property I was on and said delivery dropped off. I went out didn’t see anything and contacted support. They gave me credits or the choice to order it again. Ordered that shit again and went on with my day like the first incident never happened.
See this is why you're a brain dead morahn! You should've made a 2 hr segment on your copecast about how the doordash driver is a detractor.
Yeah but unlike Phil, you’re not an complete idiot who doesn’t know how to deal with small inconveniences like that!
Best part of this was him showing a random dudes address
That picture apparently isn't his and he made this story up.
Either way, doordash screwing up your order can happen from time to time but you don't need to bitch for a half hour about it
Phil sure seems to mention his food being delivered more and more now. But what happened to Khet's home cooked meals...?
Yeah he even belittled wings for being overweight because he didn’t eat home cooked meals, but we know Phil isn’t eating home cooked meals now either
His bank leaks showed that he orders out many many times a week, sometimes multiple times a day. These two slugs don't leave their fucking house and the whole 'one meal a week with my wife so we don't have to cook' thing has always been bullshit.
Remember when she first moved in and he was bragging how he will quit eating fast food because he has someone to cook healthy homecooked meals? Yeah I member
That was bs from day one. Horse lady cooks frozen shit maybe once a week, everything else is door dash.
oh that stopped being a thing ages ago..he bragged about that because panda was actually cooking for him.
Now its doordash every times a day and a few times a week
0:16 thank you
5:20 Phil the 4th place Lvl. 1 Meme Peon
P.S. Ordering doordash is cheaper than having the fire department come over to knock down entire walls every time the goddamn pony wants to stretch it's legs.
40 year old man tells doordash drivers how to do their job when hes never worked a delivery job in his life, you seriously cant write this shit.....
Dude has the nerve to criticize how someone does their job when he has mismanaged his whole “career” and probably life with his addiction to WWE champions
@@messagefamilystyled1101 exactly, that's what I find so funny about it, he can criticize people for how they do their job but as soon as someone criticizes him they are a mouth drooling mohran
Bunch of mohrans
@@FieldsOfConfusion bunch of braindead mouthdroolers
This dude seriously went prowling around in the dark with a flashlight to hunt for his food instead of messaging the driver first to find out where it is.
If only he got shot trying to break into his neighbors yard.
"FOURTH!!!" \🐷/
Pranked by the door dash detractor 💀
I hope this is true
"What kinda work ethic is that?" Phill, those Doordash delivery people are payed even less than a Mcdonalds employee. Most of them are paid by the number deliveries, they won't sit there and read a fucking Essay of instructions, they will just drop that package where they can and move on to the next place.
plumgorl is back. lolz. Philbert has a boring story as always. I wonder why he has no friends?? :P
Take a shot every time Philbert says “private community”
Do it every time he says “awright?” You won’t last 10 minutes! Lol
WAIT so he's proving that he wasn't home for FedEx because they have to be buzzed in?
The bigger question then is where the fuck would he have gone or been doing?
Phil deserves to become a DoorDash driver. You just know in the first week he'd have this story in reverse about how someone doesn't know english and lived in a gated community, so he dropped off the food at the gate. Also, Yo, if anyone lives in Renton, please sign up to deliver DoorDash. This guy just melts if his food doesn't come straight to his door and it's hilarious. Please sign on when he's doing one of those member events.
It's a big thing for Phil to talk about his "dey ahff" considering he spends most of his time at home. By the way, that Xbox he picked up to Khet, is that considered part of the business? 🤔
That will absolutely be wrote off !
He says that other mystery driver could not read but somehow he could text back to Phil so perfectly that he could hear the driver's foreign accent. Phil is such a ignorant fool.
I delivered doordash before, and I'm pretty quick to call people to figure out which house to leave it at. I go by the mantra 'Time is money' I don't need to waste 20 minutes trying to find the right house.
Big ups Gin man
The place he ordered from was a whopping 4 miles away. He could've ordered, drove there, gotten the food and been back in half an hour.
That requires interacting with people
I hope he still has his Karen wig. Would've made this way funnier
Has anyone asked what his wife does for work? I remember when the car drama happened, I was questioning why it was Phil's responsibility to get the money to fix it when she's the one who uses it to get to work.
It's been a point of debate for a bit. Current theory is she was laid off or quit Fred Myer, then did a stint as a perfume saleswoman at a department store. Then after that things kinda taper off. I think she's currently unemployed (As she actually makes a few cameos in his vids now). But even when it was safe to assume she was working, she never seemed to kick in for anything. Someone might know more and can correct.
Doordash is his true love.
Kat worked back to back to back days? 3 days in a row? Oh my god, being a 14 year old working at McDonalds must be so hard for her, I hope she is okay.
Sounds more like Phil attempts to steal someone else's food from their porch
Phil can count himself lucky he's not in a stand your ground state.
he can finally use that gout foot to protect himself from a bullet.
That's why he has a hatchet in every room, dood.
I believe that Phil gave the guy bad instructions and is blaming the driver. The second story is obviously bullshit.
For the record? Never walk up to someone's house and swipe shit off their porch. If you've paid for it, that's cool. Knock on their door, explain that something of yours got delivered to their house, then proceed to collect your package.
You’re a god for removing that noise box at the start
Who the fuck calls a gated community a "private community?" THIS GUY
If only he ordered takeout from a restaurant……… in person.
4:43- Sorry, is this a first? Phil turning AWAY from the microphone to burp?
I love how DSP was so pissed and could call customer support, but he couldn't answer the damn phone when the dude called for directions? What an asshole.
Lock him up!
Oh my God, they have to redeliver the food. What a nightmare. His life's been tough over the past decade... It has
He wants Fallout to be a walking tour of whatever city it's set in.
he did not know this. he did not realize this.
What a nightmare Phil, hope you got your food and all is sorted. I mean you've gotten the guy fired obviously?? Clown.....
All of this complaining because a minimum wage contractor didn't want to read phil's 7 paragraphs of how to deliver a $50 bucket of shrimp to the King's door. And then he posts a GPS picture of where the food was delivered, and the guy dropped it off 25 feet from his house.
Phil has really lost the plot.
Philbert calling other ppl lazy, when he refuses to get a JOB!
More spent on one Doordash meal than the "improvement" lights he's ordered for his "business".
starving phil you could stand to lose a few pounds including khet.
I think 2023 is the year Phil stops leaving the house altogether.
Why can’t you just go to the goddamned restaurant???
Here she goes again
Everything is an ordeal for Phil, imagine if he had an actual job.
& then he wonders why he’s so hated. 😐
I bet phil doesn't have his full address on the app. If he wasn't so paranoid this might have been avoided. He'll if khat was a master chef like phil claims she would've just cooked a meal.
The "fuck the clownbox" thing had me rolling 🤣
Phils fear of going outside can be overcome if you make him look for his doordash delivery
what a story!!!
He thinks he's owning the meme by mentioning "old man yells at cloud" but he doesn't understand it at all.
The meme means the stories are pointless and nobody wants to hear them. He's just making himself look like even more of a moron.
He could really save money for all those bills if even didn't order DoorDash so often.
The hell he must live in
DSP talking about other people "coasting through life" is ultimate irony.
The funniest thing about the other story is Phil texting the driver, he calls, Phil ignores it, then keeps angrily texting him
Typical Phil to avoid doing the obvious thing of just calling the doordashguys. Even when he does think of contacting them. he would rather text them.
I can’t wait for “Guys I’ve been going above & beyond for you lately with the graphics on screen I need tips!!”
I got a novel, wild, and crazy idea for DSP. Instead of paying a bunch of money to order food delivered to your house, how about one of you go to the grocery store, cook at home and save yourself some money that you're always begging for on stream?
phils day off = let me talk at you about what i do off stream because I'm HORRIFYINGLY LONELY
Phil with a new installment of "Another day of consumerism on your (yes YOU dents) money".
🤫🤫🤫🤫 the way Phil talks about Kat's crazy schedule and the mileage on the Toyota screams Kat is a Door Dash driver
Thank you for cutting out the noise box. Both of his stupid noise makers peaks the microphone and it's absolutely torturous to hear.
Stalking homes in the dark to find his doordash order.... unbelievable
Imagine looking out and seeing a wild pigroach looking for his food lmao
Snortin' around for truffles.
So he can figure out how to show a map that shows his house, but he can't figure out how to show his phone to prove he doesn't play wwec?? 🤣😂😂😂😂
That's mighty ironic of him calling someone else lazy.
Also this "segment" sounds like him trying to change the situation from people calling a Karen, because that's how he's acting.
OK so he claims to go "grocery shopping on his day off" every week. If that is true why is he ordering door dash?
Way more dialogue trees in fallout 4? What is he smoking?
PigRoach complains again and the sky is blue.
"Kat had a hectic work schedule... she worked multiple days in a row"
Wait... isn't that what you claim she always did? Only one day off? How was this different?
Also: everyone works like that.... literally everyone.
If I weren't lazy, I'd make a side by side picture of a Neanderthal hunting a wooly mammoth at night in a blizzard, while the other picture shows phil walking around a gated community with a flashlight.
He speaks fluent lolcow!!
My grandparents scheduled every damn meal and every take out meal. You didn't need a calendar, you knew what day it was by what was on the table. Phil are you 75
"Old man yells for Clout"
Big ups to Todd Downes.
0:14 Thank you for doing God's work.
I only listened to half of this and in the background but... if his lazy ass would get outside and get his food himself this "big" problem wouldn't exist right?
This dude is so lazy. That phone at the front of the community will connect to any of the houses and he can buzz them in. Instead of doing that he just gives out the code lmfao.
It is very aggravating when Phil talks about his job like he is working in a car factory with 12 hour shifts. He streams games in his pajamas to disabled people.
Was it really that hard to go out and get the food by yourself? If you're "starving" just go and walk to your nearest takeout place (if you don't want to drive because of your "back", Phil).
Also It's funny how he first clarifies that he uses "delivery services" because he doesn't want to outright say doordash because he doesn't want to indirectly refer to the bank leaks, lol.
I hope DoorDash drivers spit in his food because you know he tips as little as possible.
Idk how he was able to stretch a 3 min story for almost half an hour
hire a butler dsp
sorry dialogue trees? its all the same dialogue choices written differently, fallout 4s gunplay was designed by ID software if I remember
“No one has wood”