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aqua teal can you say my name as you cum please aqua teal i would really appreciate if you could say my name aqua teal you are saying my name wrong. aqua teal say i want your delicious cum to me. aqua te- *PC has been ceased by the police department*

DSP always manages to get attention in the absolute worst , funniest way lol

What a scumbag.

A lot of words for why he didn't save his money or make smarter decisions

He only has to do it once every 100 likes when he finds time between rounds. This is absolutely something to blame for his inability to play lmfao. "He only did it because he knows this isnt a chill game" This isnt the only time he loses his mind about this either.

He didn’t at twitter. He hasn’t had a job in 16 years

Imagine being so much "the realest motherfucker doing this right now" that advertisers are horrified of the sheer amount of integrity you have and wont associate with you because they don't want to tarnish your reputation with their shitty product. Man Phil is next level. Losing ad money to not getting shots to take it he's so legit.

3:46 love that he is including his fucked in the head chat now "Phil used to be the king of youtube if you didnt know" The quality expectation for content went up and his rocketed into the ground.

God his chat starts a witch hunt the moment he reads the question. They are ravenous to know who asked. There's are people pressing others in chat for the name of who said this until the very end and probably long after. Psychopaths.

"I whas tellin muh folks bout muh problems, and dad sent me a picada fish! I sah dad, i donno how I can turn dis into a hulk hogan pull!"

I don’t get it ? He’s kinda right

Meanwhile Phil will tell the whole world when he takes out the trash. Phil's dad deserves a better soon. I would congratulate my dad for catching a fish

I disagree with Craig and Adam questioning him on if jokes like that are acceptable. All jokes should be acceptable. They're jokes. Phil is just God awful at making jokes and they never land for him.

His rant was so pathetic. Dave, just admit you can't get it up anymore.

Unsolicited fish pics😢

I’d sure love to deck him on behalf of all the people he treats like shit because of his narcissistic indifference.

He gets confused with the most simple things 😓

*child in sandbox* "Ya know, I would like this if the developers just put into some robust and meaningful directions so I can find the content to enjoy, I don't have all day to simply sit in this sand, build castles, move earth, I've got a wife dude"

The phrase is Plug-Puller, and Phil we dont forget the "Old Monk" fight in Demon's Souls where you pulled the plug like a bitch.

I freaking died laughing at this whole thing

what the hell does this dummy even be going on about

Good lord, anyone else reading his chat?? It's like it's nothing but either severely lonely, regarded people or young children who just learned how to write. Poor bastards are too fckn stupid to realize pigroach doesn't care about anything but their money.

based phil ngl

5:39 more sad than when scott passed

i love how he says "me and my family" all the time yet its just him and khet who is cheating on him most of the time when she's out because she knows he never leaves the house so there is no chance of him finding out

Keep in mind, he was already a fully grown man when he was saying this shit. So no, he did not “mature,” he’s just keeping that side of him off the camera because you can’t be openly bigoted anymore.

So insecure

i love u at

King of Petty 🤣🤣

Love these old videos, the instant lies and retcons. "I was never banned off Twitch, except those false copyright strikes". Nah piggy, you got suspended indefinitely for bits goals to #SaveTheHouse during that chain of tax fundraisers when Pigcaros flew too close to the sun in the money high of a new begging scam he'd found.

Phil is lieing his rear off in this video. "Liberalism" got him bhanned. So being banned off from a site for saying things they asked you not to is "liberalism". Enforcing rules is "liberalism", sure thing.

usually if you watch any movie/tv show/video game ect, the significance of scenes like these aren't to exists because its horny bait or whatever. the significance is usually to show how much 2 characters like each other, to show affection and bond for one another. phil is dense as shit

well, it was a good run

Phil asks for money to take care of his personal business, so yeah, we shoul;d know what is going on in his life. If he is wasting the money he is giving on gambling for a gatcha mobuile game, his investors should know that.

I dont think he's ever 100% completed a game in his life. Nor "beaten" nor "finished". What he does is conclude the games' narratives. Nothing more.

Cope harder you crybaby content tourist.

If u can "EXPLAIN" everything 2 the judge, Y Cant u explain it now then...? exactly

So he became King Beggar instead... gr8, ur kahntent IS JUNK

No idea why you've decided to kiss Raven's ass and die on the loli hill but you're a fucking joke now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean you have to not only condone loli but probably endorse and enjoy it yourself to just jump off the deep end with arguably the biggest loser that's ever been considered a "detractor." Have fun with your homeboy I guess.

Wanted to say thanks for all the content over the years, you have held Phils feet to the fire and caught him in 4K more times than i can count. Big ups! However with the revelations having to do with Raven im gonna have to say goodbye. Take care.

people saying this in 2012 was more common for edge lords and dumb teens HE WAS 30 a grown ass man it doesn’t matter if it was less offensive back then 🤦🏽‍♂️

"Stop acting like a 5 year old about the goddamn bubbles" LMAO

What an incredible story. I'm pretty well versed on DSP lore and I had never heard this one before. DSP really brought his wife to a burger king with druggies shooting up outside it for her birthday

He always speaks so much and says so little

Reminder that Phil doubled down on this less than a week ago

Everything he has said is about himself: “Joke of the Internet” “100% shlocky” “thinking they’re the rebels of gaming journalism” “never stopped to ask if anyone wanted this” “I don’t know how they thought they could do this for long”

dude literally just said everyone but me has to bust their ass…. he really is fucking so hateable

His major problem, outside of being an insane hypocrite with zero self-awareness, is he thinks in the now about everything. When he's 50 and beyond, nobody will watch him play video games, or pay him to talk. He'll never retire comfortably. He is *fucked* in old age.

DSP is as journalistic as a trash-diving tabloid magazine writer. He is right, though; Kotaku is a libtard propaganda rag, populated by weak, loser Marxist scum.

Kotaku is too political? Fresh talking points from the year 2016 there Phil