"I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr

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  • čas přidán 18. 08. 2023
  • "I Will Randomly Sink Cruise Ship" - Bill Burr
    Bill Burr on Population Control

Komentáře • 73

  • @jeffn.2659
    @jeffn.2659 Před 8 měsíci +86

    I support this plan 100%. It's a good start...

    • @canadianbacon3021
      @canadianbacon3021 Před 3 měsíci +2

      If you really wanted to support this plan 100%, you'd take a cruise.

    • @dolfandynasty2838
      @dolfandynasty2838 Před 3 měsíci

      @@canadianbacon3021🤣🤣💀 underrated af

  • @thomasconrad365
    @thomasconrad365 Před 3 měsíci +34

    “That’s how my ethnic cleansing would work…” hahahaha😂

  • @solokom
    @solokom Před 3 měsíci +8

    I will never get tired of watching this bit. 😄

  • @DesertScorpionKSA
    @DesertScorpionKSA Před 3 měsíci +31

    This reminds me of the book "The Marching Morons." In the book, stupid people were lured into trips to Mars, on rickety spacecraft. Once lauched, the ship just drifted in space and the people all died.

    • @ryanshaddix5697
      @ryanshaddix5697 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Omg, it’s free on project Gutenberg too. Ima check this out 😂
      // Feel like I just watched something dirty though.

    • @benjaminkipkurui8667
      @benjaminkipkurui8667 Před 3 měsíci +1

      😂😂😂

  • @khoderergin9816
    @khoderergin9816 Před 4 měsíci +27

    Why do I want a full length song of his humming 😂

  • @garicrewsen1128
    @garicrewsen1128 Před 3 měsíci +7

    What an awesome Valentine's Day wake up video! Thank you, Mr. Burr ❣️❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

  • @Thorston_the_Just
    @Thorston_the_Just Před 4 měsíci +22

    I love that woman in the audience that wails like she isn't at a comedy show and these are his real aspirations. lol

  • @cosminmorga1331
    @cosminmorga1331 Před 3 měsíci +7

    He is brilliant 👏 ❤

  • @super266
    @super266 Před 4 dny

    Ok, I'm totally down with the "sociopaths are often the most charming people" theory.
    You got my vote!

  • @darinadam6401
    @darinadam6401 Před 3 měsíci +6

    OMG you did this! Hahahahahahahah. Perfect comedy Bill!! There is no possible comparison.

  • @dagoverstreet8865
    @dagoverstreet8865 Před 3 měsíci +5

    That was good product of some alone time.

  • @jackdasilva6327
    @jackdasilva6327 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Unst fire number 1

  • @gordonapinsent
    @gordonapinsent Před 4 měsíci +3

    Spot on

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin16 Před 3 měsíci +5

    I never thought genocide would be funny. Here I am. Also, I agree.

  • @jonathanford9774
    @jonathanford9774 Před 3 měsíci

    Dark humor good stuff 😮 😂

  • @AsKnownAsLucy
    @AsKnownAsLucy Před měsícem

    In Sweden n Finland ”we” go on cruises to stock pile tax free Tobacco, booze and beer. Not for ”the trip”.
    And most often custom service dont give a shit about how much you bring in to the country 😅
    But no one claims it’s some kind of vacation

  • @brutekk
    @brutekk Před 3 měsíci +4

    quality.. a quality bit indeed hahahahah xDDD 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlesflaco7976
    @charlesflaco7976 Před 3 měsíci

    Wtf Bill hahahaha you really gave this some thought hahahahaha.

  • @boo-vy1lk
    @boo-vy1lk Před 3 měsíci +1

    me too 100 at least.

  • @Sobrien724
    @Sobrien724 Před 3 měsíci

    Wooka wooka thing. lol

  • @shawnburnham1
    @shawnburnham1 Před 3 měsíci

    5:00

  • @Robert-bk1dm
    @Robert-bk1dm Před 4 měsíci +12

    Seems like they are already implementing the plan.

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel Před 3 měsíci

      In Europe.

    • @killerrabbit2693
      @killerrabbit2693 Před 3 měsíci

      Go on, how..?

    • @Robert-bk1dm
      @Robert-bk1dm Před 3 měsíci

      ​​@@killerrabbit2693Let me count the ways. Vaccines pharmaceutical drugs food that is literally poison mass obesity (see food) illegal immigrants crime ridden cities defunding the police military in disarray no freedom of speech (misinformation) trying to confiscate guns politicians controlled by foreign governments. I could go on and on but you get my point.

    • @gigachad6885
      @gigachad6885 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@killerrabbit2693Google excess death rates, watch the spike in EVERY country the last few years, with the introduction of a specific medicine at a specific time...

  • @papabear9498
    @papabear9498 Před 3 měsíci +1

    It’s f’d up but damn, it’s FUNNY AF for some reason

    • @garicrewsen1128
      @garicrewsen1128 Před 3 měsíci

      Made even better because: Valentine's Day❣️

    • @papabear9498
      @papabear9498 Před 3 měsíci

      The periscope sound and “listen for z music” 😂

  • @Skyl1ne3838
    @Skyl1ne3838 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Name of the song he's humming?

  • @ericohlman1984
    @ericohlman1984 Před měsícem

    Which comedy special year was this?

  • @Jane-gt4qf
    @Jane-gt4qf Před 4 měsíci +8

    Best. Comedian. Ever.

  • @jaydenritchie1992
    @jaydenritchie1992 Před 3 měsíci

    hahahahahah

  • @cassieblack1776
    @cassieblack1776 Před 7 měsíci +8

    It’s scary that this sounds like what happens behind closed doors in our government….

  • @gnashsang
    @gnashsang Před 3 měsíci +2

    How many cruise ships does it take to get the population down to 500 million?

    • @infinitesimotel
      @infinitesimotel Před 3 měsíci

      Can 3rd worlders afford to get on cruise ships?

    • @gnashsang
      @gnashsang Před 3 měsíci

      @@infinitesimotel special discount coupons!

    • @elskid206
      @elskid206 Před 3 měsíci

      Admittedly, it is an ambitious plan

    • @elskid206
      @elskid206 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@infinitesimotelCOUPONS!!!

    • @evanr1784
      @evanr1784 Před 3 měsíci

      ​They are the ones who work on those ships 18 hours a day ​@@infinitesimotel

  • @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists
    @MakeSomeNoiseAgencyPlaylists Před 4 měsíci +1

    sounds like a funny fashist to me

    • @pastashack3517
      @pastashack3517 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I must have missed the part where he advocated for strict control of media and political apparatus to consolidate power around a select few while encouraging rhetoric against a chosen out-group over imagined issues in order to win popular support by portraying the out-group as both too weak to participate in society, and too dangerous to be tolerated. Or maybe you don't know the definition of the word

  • @gregoryfrancisjames5071
    @gregoryfrancisjames5071 Před 3 měsíci

    Covid almost did it for you Bill. 😊

  • @morstyrannis1951
    @morstyrannis1951 Před 3 měsíci

    This is slightly more plausible than the typical QAnon conspiracy theory.

  • @user-kw6rh8xq2f
    @user-kw6rh8xq2f Před 3 měsíci

    So that would take care of the rich yuppys that can afford to go on a cruise

    • @CT-gh2vm
      @CT-gh2vm Před 2 měsíci

      Cruises are cheap these days

  • @ddd1hhh
    @ddd1hhh Před 3 měsíci

    I’d be pissed if I paid money to see that…

  • @leonbeck6254
    @leonbeck6254 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Time for you to retire😢

  • @user-qo1gk2kj3e
    @user-qo1gk2kj3e Před 3 měsíci +3

    I used to think this guy was funny but now he just bores me. Hes lost. I think his suicide bit was closer to the truth than he wants to admit. He must really hate who he is and his life.

  • @bubbahottep8644
    @bubbahottep8644 Před 3 měsíci +1

    This guy should start doing comedy instead of political analysis.

    • @salviaspuzzle
      @salviaspuzzle Před 3 měsíci +3

      Bill's been a comedian for 30+ years. I'll buy your cruise ticket

    • @bubbahottep8644
      @bubbahottep8644 Před 3 měsíci

      @@salviaspuzzle He is awesome. I was aiming more at the more and more distressingly realistic view of the world he presents to us.

    • @jeffn.2659
      @jeffn.2659 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@salviaspuzzle I'll chip in for that. I'm pretty flush since starting work at this shipbuilding company

  • @peymankacerouni8510
    @peymankacerouni8510 Před 4 měsíci +8

    Bill is not funny anymore

    • @mhks68
      @mhks68 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Trolls aren’t a thing still in 2024.

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg Před 3 měsíci

      I don't know. Every special I have seen is great. It's just the woke pandemic one, and him getting cucked by his wife during the UFC event.

    • @infamous201x2
      @infamous201x2 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Yet he is and you’re still looking for attention in CZcams comments.

    • @salviaspuzzle
      @salviaspuzzle Před 3 měsíci +3

      I'll buy your cruise ticket

    • @atrain3793
      @atrain3793 Před 3 měsíci

      You were never relevant, yet here you are still trying to be