Bill Burr - What Separates Me From Psychos
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- #BillBurr on his intrusive thoughts, how much he hates street fairs, and why he thinks we should stop neutering our dogs.
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Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2007.
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I'm convinced Bill Burr isn't actually a comedian, he just can't afford a therapist 😂😂😂😂😂 love Bill!
Bill Burr is loaded
lol but that is the best comedy XD
@@samdobie6748 still isn't enough to pay THAT big of a bill
He can afford them, i think he just doesn't believe in them or that they will help him at all.....LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i was thinking that the whole time
"no indication he even tried to stop" XD
Lol 🤣😂
The dining pic was fake we used a trampoline
😂😂😂
I fucking laughed so hard!!!
That part had me DYING
“Did I go to high school with this guy? Why would he do that, muffins are a happy food?!?” 😂😂😂
Such a great line
Yeah it is funny AF, his woman voice, had me dying 🤣
"if they were nice, they'd be in a store" this whole bit is fire lmao
That steering wheel bit is genius.
nice spin on Jim Carrey's moving car into on coming traffic bit.
I swear ive been trying to find this bit for years, cant believe it was bill burr
Genius b/c it was both funny and foreshadowing (mass shooters/terrorists looking for fame).
@Mike Hunt there were but not as frequent. Don't get it twisted Mikey.
i drive in metro NJ i contemplate mass murder regularly
that steering wheel bit cracks me up more than I am ready to admit.
Not only it cracks me up, I identify with the bit xD
Found the functioning psycho
2020 has made us all functional psychos
Dude same
no indication ...
Saw him live and I can't even explain how hard I was laughing. Incredible.
A lady was complaining to a stocker putting up bread, " No wonder l find mashed bread." The soon to be legend just starts punching a loaf calmly as he responds, "That's right lady." I wonder if he felt like it was worth it.
Ladies, if you ever find your men laughing maniacally all by himself, trust me, it will only be funny if you don't ask him why.
women dont have that kinda of imgination
My boyfriend is currently the sane one in the relationship actually. But yeah, I wish more of my friends had this sense of humor.
not gonna lie. I had a smililar situation and just started laughing in the middle of a test in class and everyone looked at me like I was crazy
Most men's 'crazy' ideas aren't funny anyway, especially not remotely close to Bill Burr's. If your joke doesn't get appreciated, it's probably not because people are too civilised for your humour, it's more likely that it isn't actually funny
THIS is my sense of humor, random physical comedy that makes no sense to normal people, ah but my youth is gone, time to grow up and work myself to death 👍
love bills woman's voice. .cracks me up.!!
I know. I totally love it when he goes into the girlfriend's voice.
i liked the Cop voice. notice it was the only Southern Accent?
THAT ENGLISH BLOKE “you could come to the cookout, you could make that potato salad you made last year, it was a hit”
watch f is for family
"Stahp ur hurting my neck" haha
Love it when he mimics girlfriend and other people voices.
Oh it’s pesto 😂😂😂
😂👏😃😁
No it's asparagus
Nia is mad
It’s like Dave Chappelle’s white guy voice.
"It seems like a waste of pastry!"
DEAD
I binge watch Bill like every two three years and his jokes are funny every single time 😂
You’re due another round
almost overdue now
Haha I watched a couple of specials so I am good :) I forgot about this comment though, a very nice reminder 😜
And I replied with the wrong account so :D
Anyone else on a Bill Burr binge!
Rick Matsokotere always
Yes sir
Every chance I get 👏🏿👏🏿
I am!!!
I'm there!
I bounce between Bill Burr and Ralphie May constantly!!
One of the top 5 working comedians in the world.
top 5 eva?
cp6u1389 not quite. Carlin, Pryor, Rock, Murphy, and Cosby are icons. Probably top 10.
Philip Callado absolutely! Burr is hilarious!
Philip Callado
Pryor? Who?
@@philipcallado5693 active my friend he is on the top 3.
"He's mushing the muffins!"
"I'm on it"
Never breaking eye contact while assaulting muffins omg lol
The "muffin" bit let me know I am not alone in the universe this is how I think.
Same here. Lol my thoughts every day
Welcome to the club.
Honestly besides the issue of it not being nice to the lady ( to put it lightly) and a waste of pastry, I have an issue with the fact that your hand would get all dirty and being in public you couldn't wash it
Ahh kindred souls
I didn't understand it? Why would you want to smash the muffins?
"Hey lady! Are these your muffins?" 😂😂😂
that muffin bit was like a tummy workout 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bill is the best
We may have lost George Carlin, but man, lockdown would’ve been freaking hard without Bill Burr.
You can still watch George on CZcams...
You was" locked down " as a prisoner . I wasn't !
@@MrPAULONEAL You're an idiot.
He is too good for this gig.
You're like 12. Why are you here lol? Go be a kid
@@RantTherapist fuck u dude
Too big for Just for Laughs?
@@anthonyross4348 no he means the crowd
That's one of burrs lines.
“People with no teeth making keychains.” I feel ya😂
HAHA!!!
I love how to this day Bill does the same gesture while pretending to drive. Concistent comedy that never gets old!
Bill Burr is one of a kind in a world of comedians I love him.He is my favorite one out there.
"Maybe you can bring that potato salad you brought last year, it was such a big hit."
Omg I died!
😂😂😂
Yeah we heard what he said.
@@TheSoulBlossom killjoy
@@rodneyb7513 there’s always one of them 😂
This guy is a very underrated comedy living legend. Awesome performance as ever.
+sama723 Bill Burr is performing at Madison Square Garden.
+sama723 how is he underrated, by whom?
+Victor Leal well if you look at who's the most popular comedians (Kevin hart) I'd say bill is so underrated
nah he's rated just as high if not higher than Kevin Hart
Burr is performing world wide, how can he be underrated? Seinfeld, Murphy, Hart and many others needed hollywood (an acting career) to make them globally famous. Burr is famous by his standup shows alone, the highest achievement as an comedian.
"Praying for lightning."
I'm done! LOL!
Bill Burr is the most lovable Nihalist on the face of the Earth
Hate to be the PanzerSturmGruppe of grammar, but eh, its nihilist
@@juliusraben3526 not to mention he's not really a nihilist lmao
There's no "h" in Nia.
That turning the wheel bit was awesome. Unique, well executed and sadly yes relatable. Bill Burr is such a great comedian
No indication he even tried to stop😂😂😂😂😂
(He's smashing muffins and starrring)
Woman: Did we go to high school together?? 😂😂
This is my absolute favorite Bill Burr video, the steering wheel bit is hilarious, and then he follows that with the muffins, truly one of the GOATs...
It's always refreshing to know you're not the only one who has psycho thoughts that you laugh at to yourself. Thankfully, I have a few select friends who share in my warped sense of humor that I can let loose on and not only will I not be judged, but will have someone to laugh with me.
Nearly everyone does, my friends did, I did, everyone does at some point in their life.
It's just you have to find the right group of friends to be able to express those morbid thoughts and all laugh about it because some people have this thought that it's terrible, but it's normal.
The thing is, most people don't realise that we are fragmented beings, we have multiple personalities, some good, some bad. You use a certain personality with certain people, not every interraction is the same with everybody.
I get them ALL THE TIME and I wonder what the heck is wrong with me lol but good to know that all I have to do to not be a real psycho is not do whatever I'm thinking of
@@sacr3 I don't laugh at shit.
@@mojcamalina4487 You're just an idiot.
"People with no teeth making keychains."
Portland Saturday Market...
LoneWanderer360 omg I was waiting for someone to say this! I live in Portland, and can concur ... yes, sadly this is true 🤦🏽♀️
@@sammierose1150 Used to live there. Couldn't take it anymore and moved north. Used to love it, but downtown is a real toilet now. Sometimes I have to go there to work. It's really sad. Used to be a fun, beautiful city.
I also concur.
Dude totally! Lol. I still live here but it's such a shame what's become of it.
One more from PDX (15 years) here to confirm that yes, it has become a gold-plated dumpster fire.
He is a madman. The New George Carlin. I love this guy
George was a philosopher... Bill is great, but I don't think we'll get another George soon. And George was much much angrier in his later years. He never hid his misanthropy and he was the most articulate man I've ever seen.
Bill Burr is one of the most underrated comedians ever.
Does anyone else relate to the punching muffins bit on a deeper level
I dunno, I'd probably eat them.
yeah buy id smash the jewelry lol
I did, but it also makes me think of street fairs in NYC, where there are generally cops everywhere. So the NYPD is what would happen I did that lmao
@@SRosenberg203 same thing in LA, there's literally two booths with over 10 cops around the tent -- getting called from this street to that street lol. The last time I went to a street fair, gunshots were popping off not 3 minutes after walking down the street and everybody started running towards the gunshots 💥😂😂 a couple fights broke out after that between random people, gang beef in the alley, kids smoking weed in the alleys too and hitting waxpens in the lines.. and it's funny cuhz there's so many different hoods and crews , the police never end up catching the local homies
the muffins bit gave me the best laugh since COVID started
"i gotta learn to let stuff go"... oh bill how i feels ya
I saw this skit ONCE ten years ago and it comes back to me so often, like a really deep scene in a movie or something. Bill is the goat.
This is possibly the best Bill Burr bit ever. the steering wheel bit and the muffin smushing bit.
Any time I go to an outdoor event, I can't even walk by a table of baked goods without crackin TF UP!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆
My favourite comedian.
my fav is norm
Hands down!!!!
Among americans yes, totally agree
Deep down we know Bill is probably writing a joke about corona with "its actually good for our planet." in it.
Laughing out loud is the perfect remedy while sitting out this virus!
Look up his “pro swine flu” bit
Because it is
Fuckin cruise ships lmao
Exactly what we need for our over population issue 😂😂😂
Once I walked into a gas station, the clerk wasn’t behind the counter they were in the back and I had the urge to scream “Everybody be cool this is a robbery!” then they came out front and asked me what I was laughing about…
Did you reply with “you wouldn’t get it”?
"Punching the muffin" sounds like a euphemism for sex.
I'm using that next time
Thank you for this Chris Norris
Chris Norris L😂L
Sounds like a term for beating your meat.
+Chris Norris it is now
For me there is no comedian like Bill Burr. The best ever.
Bill's returning my faith in the human race with every word that comes out of his mouth - He puts the A in Art.
I loved the muffin bit LMAO
I’m going to get some air even though we’re outside 🤣🤣🤣🤣
like an idiot i tried to explain..
I'm so glad I was able to find this. I just typed "comedian steering wheel" into CZcams and it found this for me. One of my favourite stand-up moments of all time
this comment cracks me up more than bill steering wheel bit
@Celestial Mud because of bill burrs part about the steering wheel? I'm assuming this guy watched this before, forgot the name of the guy and only remembered the steering wheel part, so he types in " COMEDIAN STEERING WHEEL..SEARCH". Makes sense to me.
He's one of the best ever. I still remember his bits on Chappelle's Show.
Bill has one of the greatest look of life 😂
We are all experiencing the same things at the same time
Please god, don’t let this man leave the server.
Im really confuse about your comment
In other words, he doesn’t want him to leave this crazy computer simulation.. I mean life.
He's gonna be accused of sexual harrassment, just like our dear friend Louis, trust me..I mean, I hope not, but he probably will..
I love the hand gesture when he's talking about finding more fresh air outside lol
“Hey Bill, you wanna go to the cookout? You could bring that potato salad you brought last year it was such a big hit” I don’t know why that’s so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You know Amy’s going to be there. She’s still asking for you. You should ask her out.” 😂😂😂
Some people make me smile because I get the joke, bill burr makes me roll out of my seat laughing.
Nice, A Bill Burr I can take home to my parents.
I do that around my friends, just laughing randomly with no thought. They sit by me questioning why I'm laughing and why they're with me. I'm over here laughing at a crazy thought of doing something insane.
"Muffins are a happy food I don't understand this" 😂😂😂😂
I’m probably a functioning psycho lol.
Actually, probably every person is a functioning psycho.
Plop nu hi hi.l.p.]...mmhmmm
Yeah, until they're not...
Instinct vs higher functioning is all
@me and me The term for this is Call of the void I believe
It's called having intrusive thoughts. It's very normal, everyone experiences it
Bill Burr is great. Underappreciated
Listening to Bill is a safety valve to let off the steam in a controlled environment. He keeps me sane!
Amen to this
Middle of the pandemic time doing laundry and just watching Bill explaining his psychotics thoughts 🤣 it helps ease the pain we are going through now.
Bill Burr is pretty much my brain out loud. Thank Gawd. I'm not imagining things.
"Did they say that we could do that? It just seems like a waste of pastry!" 😅
I sometimes get random and excessively violent thoughts, although everyone tells me how nice I am, and I'm like you've never spent time in my head.
Same. It's wild
>breathes
I have been watching so much Bill Burr that I forget other comedians even exist lol
Bill is the best.
Bill jokes about the wild dogs thing. He doesn’t realize that he is literally describing the pine ridge reservation in SD😂
Bill Burr is the most relatable comedian for me.
Who else is gearing up for the next season of F is For Family
Oh hell yeah.
Took a while to "get" the show, but I am glad I stuck with it.
Bill is one of my favorite comedians because I’m a functioning psycho as well. 😋
We're all just functioning psychos really
I love Benedict Cumberbatch but Bill should have voiced the grinch😂😂😂
Should just be Jim Carrey again.
Every day bill....every day...keeping that wheel in a straight line is so hard...
I like this bit because of the end... because in 1998 I swear I was in downtown phx at night.. got off work. A frikken pack of pitbull chased me about 2 city blocks until I got to a car that I climbed on.. and that's why I started going to the gym lolom. Because they almost caught me.. 6 of them lol
"You get the vipers going...make a day out of it" 😅😂🤣
I believe Bill has given white dude some sense of clarity and prevented some suicides. He did for me.
That's awesome brother! The world is yours.
@Agent J ? lol
His joke is for men in middle age crisos
Great!
I'm happy for ya, champ. Honestly
Bill burr is the funniest man on earth. Whenever I have a bad day he can always help me cause I can’t stop lmao
That muffin bit just about killed me. My neighbors had to have heard me laughing at that.
“NO INDICATION OF EVEN TRYING TO STOP” lmao what a goddamn legend
Bill Burr is great. I hope he can come up with new material and an hour or longer special. I love all his material, but the one that comes to mind is his "amping up" of his psycho pitbull. Great. And the defibrillator punch, funny.
the brain I saw him in Nashville not long ago where he taped a special. you won't be disappointed
yayy such good news man
hey, the brain, remember that time you gave stand up a shot yourself?
His helicopter story is the best
Late but hey, lotion.
Bill burr is just basically the guy i want to be when i be 40😂
Bill Burr is one of the few people that can actually make me lol.
that switch between characters with the wheel... amazing!
One of the best comedians ever.... He's so underrated.
The mere imagination of Bill Burr's female voice makes me laugh uncontrollably. I swear to God sometimes I be making some tea and remember his facial reactions and female voice and end up cracking up.
It's a whole level of comedy. His jokes are sick! But the way he mimics females kills you. 🤣🤣
Please don't take the Lords name in vain
@@lukeulibarri3924god damn
@@lukeulibarri3924to be fair, if he does tell, swear to, God, whichever in the human pantheon that he chooses to communion with, that he does find Bill Burr knee slapping hilarious, that’s between him and God. It’s certainly not in vain, merely a healthy appreciation for all that which God has ostensibly caused if not created no?
I have these thoughts sometimes. Anyone who says they don't is LYING. Lying. Things piss me off for no reason, but, I don't act on my thoughts. That's what separates me from the real psychos. lol
he is so quick witted, jumping from joke to joke hitting you with laughter at lightening speed. i love him. and he’s so fun. :) 🤣😋🤭🙀🌷🌱
Thanks for being a great fans 🙌😂🤣 contact Bill
legend.
He is the grown up version of Stewie 🤣
Pre-gay, madman-stewie
@@MyPronounsISwhom yeah
Absolutely the grown up version of Stevie!
This is HILARIOUS!!!! Damn, bill is a master.
“it sucks and it’s going to take all Saturday” ha ha, perfect.
his appearances on talk shows are hilarious his opinions are super funny and relatable
This is what I immediately thought of today.
Sorry to the families.
Holy shit 4:41 😂 when he says “I was just thinking” 😂😂😂
one of my favorite bits from my man Bill Burr. I love this guy
This is the kind of guy with whom I would like to go out and have drinks with on a Saturday night. Effing hilarious.
Love Bill Burr, not only is he a great comedian, but a decent actor too, especially when he's basically playing himself (I'm looking at you, Mando).
Classic bit. Genius.
Praying for lighting.........:D. I can't even........ Peeing my pants. God Bless Mr. Burr