Bill Burr - Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Always Be a Great Man
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Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2011
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You have to admire the way Bill Burr gets through tough crowds! Not many comics can squeeze blood from a turnip.
Terrible audience ! Great performance Bill Burr once again !
The Philly incident is a pure masterpiece. Roasted them till they loved it.
It’s tough when the crowd is just a small group of people in a nightclub. When he’s performing in an auditorium the crowds go wild.
Yi think it's great because if bill gets a rough crowd he goes straight at them h will trash their whole towi thought it w hilarious thhe way he just kicked the shit ou t of philadelphiqqq when they got shitty with him he went after the whole damn town
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I was wondering why the crowd was so flat. Then, Bill said "down there in the States" and I realized they were Canadians. Then it all made sense.
@Phry3 Progressives everywhere, I'm sure if a girl got on stage and started complaining about the patriarchy everyone would be having a grand old time
Bill be like in women's voice - "
I was in ca na daaa.... And the audience was like too much obese to clappp...
These comments remind me of Bill Hicks's appreciation of British audiences. He liked that they laughed when he told a joke, as opposed to in America where they would hoot and bark like dogs whether he said something funny or not. "WOOOOOO! AR! AR! AR! AR!"
This audience is smiling and laughing, guys.
Wtf is up with Muricans hating on Canada. There are people who suck in every country. This audience just sucked extra hard.
the material is not good, I don't know why americans have to bring politics into everything.
You can see how uncomfortable a comedian can get when the crowd doesnt react. Even one of the greatest comedians ever.
noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr
nah hes turned it round quick. he also knew that many wouldnt like Arnold so he was prepared
That's the old and insecure Bill. Have you seen him today? This modern Bill can work the crowd like nothing!
Last time Bill got too uncomfortable, he destroyed Philadelphia.
it has nothing to do with the crowd being small or their reaction not being there. all the jokes he said in this video are repetitive jokes from bill's 2012 comedy special (You people are all the same).
i love bill so i watched his specials and youtube videos and i have to admit that bill over uses some of his jokes over and over again at different places.
i totally understand why that some people were not laughing there.
This Arnold bit is legendary. He is stating valid points through and through
For Real Bro Arnie is a Legend! And Great Human Being! 💪☝️
For the unaware, in the court case regarding his divorce with Maria Shriver, the maid Arnie had sex with never confirmed that she was with his child until years after Patrick was born and asked him for money for years, despite never providing proof she had his son. Arnold had evidence that he thought she was trying to commit fraud against him and scam him for years before he knew the truth. It wasn't until Patrick got a test after high school to prove his relation to Arnold, did Arnold publicly apologize and take his son in. It really is tragic that Arnold did not take steps to find out if his son was really related to him or not. But alas, seeing how his other children and Patrick hang out so much and get along, it's easy to determine that Patrick did not have a very desirable life with his mother. He seems to be spending time mainly with his father these days.
I'm with Bill Burr, there is definitely enough evidence that the maid was a gold digging whore and most likely purposely got pregnant with Arnold's son so that she could have some of his money. Arnold is stupid and wrong for putting himself in that situation and ruining marriage to such an amazing woman, as well as betray his children. But he has publicly admitted to this mistakes and has made steps to right his wrongs, and I can't help but respect him. He's grown and matured as a person and that's more than what most people with the kind of money and fame like he has can do.
noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr
@@evolicious you mean Joseph, not Patrick
I’m not a fan Arnold anymore if u can remember what he said about our freedom Remember?
This crowd is too dry, needs a lotion.
We need to increase the circumference. :D
Cold lotion
@@matthewhudson7883 The audience was ashy for sure.
DM 1000th like
🤣🤣🤭
Does this crowd even like comedy why did they come
+TheGamingSeal123
To laugh, which they are.
not as much as they should and not really considering bill burr himself saying "i knew it was gonna be like this" making fun of the fact this pc crowd isnt laughing
TheGamingSeal123
Except they are laughing. Did you watch the video?
+TheGamingSeal123 I think that maybe there were mics on the audience but they aren't that loud in the finished product, because this is an incredible set and it would be impossible not to laugh your ass off during it,
+TheGamingSeal123 Some of the jokes caused a lot of cognitive dissonance which can put an edge on the crowd.
"You guys were great" that was probably the best joke there.
Bill Burr with full hair lol
Did he actually ever go bald or he just wanted to go commando?
that audience SUCKED.
That's what happens when you have an audience that just laughs instead of whooping and autistic screeching whether the material is funny or not.
That audience was -> not miced at all
It’s called a Canadian crowd
@Skeptical Slim This is the country where people get arrested for saying certain thnigs, the politically correct tentacles have a full hold over them. The same is happening now in the US as we've seen comedians come under fire for their material. Political correctness kills comedy.
@Skeptical Slim Yeah that makes sense. I like that about us.
It seems every Just For Laughs audience is as dry as a white guy's elbow.
ashy
*black
(Trust me, I know...)
"Holy shit I'm ashey!"
i checked my elbows
I was moisturising my elbow as I read this comment. True story. Bill has enlightened me
still one of the all time great sets, even with the lukewarm crowd.
His “ ugh “ at the very end just tells you how fast he wanted to get outta there lol
Maybe most of the crowd were from Philly and were still reeling from the burn Bill gave them in '07
+Kenny Tee lol but we love him in philly for that
7 minutes left....lmao
Isn't it kind of ironic that Bill said, "I hope the Eagles never win a Super Bowl" when he is a Patriots fan and that his team lost to the Eagles?
Philly handled that i well haha. You gotta give them that, they have a sense of humour in Philly haha. Most cities couldn't handle it haha
@@lelouchvibritannia4028 yeah 11 years later. The Patriots had beaten the Eagles for their third ring in 4 years back in '04 too. So he could have rubbed that in too.
I like how he starts off clean and then just gives up halfway through when no one's laughing.
Nice name
Gross English Titty Vampire, is that from dexter?
That lotion bit bombed...it went way better in front of an all black audience.
It would went over big with anyone in the states with a pulse.
The crowd bombed the whole set.
Fascinating to see this joke in it's early stage. He does this in a special and you can see how well he refined it out and made it even better. I would love for a comedian to show me a few jokes red told over the course of a year as they are enhanced and honed so that you could see the evolution a joke from the beginning to when it finally becomes great.
That would be fascinating. Somebody should try and make a compilation of a few jokes slowly progressing over the years
noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr
@@AC-mp7cx Are you gonna comment this under everyone's comment?
These crowds are notoriously quiet, but I was impressed by Bill Burr’s ability to bring the audience out of their shell. He got applause and cheers from the audience at times. I rarely see that on this stage.
noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr
@@AC-mp7cx they were calling for Bill
pretty bad crowd :/
antman32p yeah i notice that the crowds in alot of these vids are lame. the comics spew gold and the crowds like "meh".
nateisbaked Why do you say that?
ValladaoMateus I can only speak from experience. Every (mind you only a handful) Canadian I've ever met has been a super politically correct pansy. I know this isn't true for every single one, but aren't generalizations just so damn fun? haha
nateisbaked Nah, It's ok.
+antman32p TERRIBLE CROWD
6:40 tells you how he felt about this crowd
lol where's the f* exit?
i never thought i'd see a crowd not laugh like crazy for bill burr
They're Canadians. They don't count
Heard the groan from Bill Burr at the end!
You guys were great, thank you! (Uhh)
First thing I noticed...
Hahaha yup
tough crowd this was funny
Bill gives no fucks though... He realized it sucked and just did the "gold digging whore" bit anyways
They took it personally…
@@CorePathway it was an open Mike night
I found it funny but most people need to relate to laugh. Mtl is not Beverly Hills.
Very tough
Perhaps if Bill provided free syrup for the audience they'd all have a standing ovation.
“You need to increase the circumference of the lotion distribution. “ 😹😹😹
I’m from Montreal and the reason the crowd is so shitty during the Just For Laugh festivals is because the demographic at those events are middle-aged French Canadians for the most part. They just don’t get the humour.
Why do you have an inter scudetto if you are from Canada
So there’s people born and raised in Canada.... that think they’re French? 🤔🤔
@@rottweilerdog10
There are two parts of Canada, English Canada and French Canada.
Montreal I believe was part of the French Canada, I live in eastern Europe, but have relatives there.
They still know English, consider themselves Canadian. But also know French and have a different "culture" than the other part of Canada.
Something like that
Bunch of frog stiffs.
I thought so. Very cold places have different humour
damn that crowd sucks
@James D probably wasnt trollin tge comment like u and i
@@vperkv6554 James D impression.........HE JUST WONT SHUT UP!!
James D You are pathetic lol
Bill's comedy is so colorful, that I discover new dimensions of his bits every time I watch one a second or even third time
Seeing this is how Bill Burr honed his skills and working his way up gives me so much more respect for him!
its crazy to see how he perfected all these routines for "im sorry you feel that way"
Jon Hogue Exactly. People here giving out about the crowd when a) they’re just not mic’d very well and b) he still hadn’t fully worked out the kinks in this routine.
@@frankymacf exactly. I keep trying to tell people this wasn't a really good set because he hadn't mastered it yet. I found it amusing just not funny
Why is it that Bill Burr always gets the shit crowds at Just For Laughs?
WithCheats Canadians dude...
+LulzKillerED Idunno, watching the other videos on this channel... seems like Just For Laughs is where shit-crowds are born :P
+LulzKillerED There is definitely a bit of a culture gap.
Yeah, it surprises me that it's a popular festival with comedians or even exists.
Ikr
The part about unloading trucks in Transylvania literally had me in tears.
Registered Firearm bite killed me “You want to make the album over the phone” Dude!
i love the way he finishes the show with an "ugh" at the end for not getting the crowd with him
The crowd here sucks. Bill Burr is hilarious. He deserves a better audience. Just For Laughs crowds appear to be the least entertained
***** that's probably the case. By the way, cool username! Bill Hicks is my favorite stand-up comedian
He is hilarious but this was a weak set. I love everything he did. This just didn't hit the spot. My opinion and most likely the opinion of the crowd. It is ok to not like something someone did
Bill is a comedy great. I'm from the UK and was listening to Paper Tiger whilst up a ladder painting - tears of laughter were falling into my paint pot. The most amazing thing about this though, is the fact that I had already watched Paper Tiger the previous year and it still had this effect on me. Just amazing.
Preach. He needed to get into cocoa butter. I never want to smell it again.
Arnold joke starts at like 4:45 if you've seen the special
Close enough
Love this guy...hilarious. he brings me out of a bad day all the time.
Just for laughs always has the worst audiences
+EccentricSage Looks quiet too.
its cuz they're french canadians
more like just for groans
Is a bunch of canadians!!!! Canadians are awful liberals
All of them are busy laughing at their stupid pranks
"I had a hit movie with a midget"....lmao!!
I think the crowd felt insulted so they weren't feeling Burr.... hahahah
Schwarzenegger *loves* to talk about "Twins" - he feels he really pulled something off with that one.
@@epbrown01 Should be proud of Junior.
DId we watch the same shit, people actually laughed.
@@MrTerribleLie Sometimes they booed a little. And he literally addressed the crowd groaning a bit. Seems like we didn't watch the same shit...
His impression of Arnold kills me every time 🤣
I like his Sean Connery impression as well. I believe it was from his special on Netflix about a year ago.
My opinion...... Bill Burr is one of the absolute kings of comedy.
is the audience on downers?
No, if you attend comedy clubs that's normal, other "specials" use sound editing.
Shut the fuck up, you disgusting degenerate.
I love the man but stop putting this all on the crowd, Bill is putting out a negative vibe from the start, something subtle about his demeanor throughout. He had an off day and was just going through the motions and people pick up on this.
WilsonEatsASMR It's from politically correct Canada
I've seen the same exact material from him with better execution and not forgetting key parts.
great set, horrible crowd
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 you hating on every comment my dude. You literally out here defending your sensitive ass crowds. Why you're doing em? Cuz you just like them... sensitive asf.
@@sierraromeoromeo2444 hahahahha mediocre comedian... that was a good one
Yep white people just dont react well to jokes especially if it's really offensive
Chris Rock once said he loves a well mixed crowd or brown crowd because he can go go harder.
Man, I love how Bill Burr handles an audience that's having a hard time with some of the more offensive jokes!
noooo he came for the jacksons :(((( still love b burr
Looking at Bill's old performance, I'm amazed how he has perfected the comedic routine he does today. One of the GOATs!
I notice he actually cut his routine short.
I loved the way he said ugh at 6:39 as he hung up the mic.
I agree, what a lame audience.
I think that was a person from the audience. They weren't into it.
@@samfisher645 that was HIM dumbass...
chill dude chill
@@WitheringZealot wtf dude, chill out
@@tristanmoller9498 ancient Warrior is right, Canadians suck. Y’all voted for Fidel castro’s son!
"Guy's been on the zone for 4 decades!"
😂
Sgt Baker I wish I could give you 100 likes just for making a comment about something other than the crowd.
This is a great video to show newcomers interested in pursuing stand up comedy. One of the funniest, most successful stand up comics in the world getting a bunch of awkward, under the breath laughter. Happens to the best of them.
I always forget that Arnold was the Governator and I've live in Caulifornia my entire life. 🤣
@@masterpreme9494 Wooosh
Well there's the fact that he was a shit gov and basically gave up on actually doing the job.
My first thought was "wow that's a shit crowd" , then I checked the comments and apparently 2,000 other people had the same first thought. I say the comments section here should get to go to the next Burr show instead.
The groan after he said gold digging whore was just embarrassing. I mean, seriously what are you doing at a comedy show???
1.2 thousand comments, they better get a pretty big venue
"What, do you want to make an album over the phone?"
holy shit my sides
Spittin Fax
So cool to see how that bit evolved into something almost as great as Arnold.
Bill is an absolute champ. I would probably buckle and die from stage fright in that scenario.
Two of the most well-crafted jokes I have ever heard. Bill Burr is a genius.
this room was NOT ready. fuck. I'm dyin over here.
Geez tough crowd
seeing this after his more recent shows really shows how he improved his act. From good to one of the best
"Give me the rock, I'm FEELING it" LMAOO
AMAZING
I love this guy. Seen him so many times. He's great!
That was honestly such a good lesson. Im not white but i still learned the lotion seminar from black pals and all their craze with cocoa butter and whatnot post workout. Its really great that you learn basic things like that from different people!
I love listening to this vs his special you can hear how he made it so much better by adding a few words
I always enjoy Bills lectures. I've nearly finished the course.
uptight audience
The Uhhh At the end was awesome ... You can see he was so pissed at the crowd !!
Thanks for this post! Grateful for CZcams!
This dude was in breaking bad.
+Riley Post A GREAT MAN
+GameVidPlus Lay up!
And Star Wars.
What a crowd
I was dying at the "register your firearms summit" 😂. Dude is a great
One of his best moments!
He just turned the crowd around on that last one. Genius.
Great material. Ends with a good joke too - "You guys were great"
One if his BEST ever..hands down timeless
Right at the end, Bill let an "oof" slip out. Lol
At times it's just SO CLEAR that he's married to a black woman.
the black lady he was talking about most likely his wife right
@@crunchynetto6979 yeah that was probably Nia. They’ve known each other for over a decade and a half iirc
1:39--"What's the punchline again?"
"You need to increase the circumference of the lotion distribution!" 😂
Idk why! But I really feel like hugging Bill and telling him that everything is alright!😊
saw this a long time ago and sure enough i knew that I would laugh just the same. Priceless..... "There's too much information in the world
and every group misses just a little bit."
Through his execution this statement is powerful and also poignant, fully loaded both in and out of the comedic context.
Thank you Bill - an oldie but goodie (The joke).
Public speaking terrifies most people imagine having to deal with this crowd while being filmed and trying to make them laugh. Huge respect to Bill
this is a CLASSIC!
Crowd blew so hard! This set was a riot!
lmao at the end you hear bill say "HUGH!" after putting down the mic lmao it's a rough one i tell'ya
Tough crowd!! He felt that.
I'm so proud seeing all the comments about the dry crowds. cheers everyone hope is still there
I'm a Filipino and I approve his joke HAHAHA.
eljay mercado He just basically said awful facelifts equals filipino face.
@@neocyte85 i think he got it
Dead audience, at the end Bill was tired of losing time with them.
He still gets paid
I think crowds react more with a dark audience area and lit stage.
On the downside,hecklers get more vocal,but people do seem less self conscious and will laugh louder and for longer when they have that extra bit if anonymity.
One of my favorite bill burr bits.
He turns the crowd around by the end. He worked em!
Comments section:
80% - Bad crowd
20% - Good comedy
Viv1d
100% good comedy
95% bad crowd
Some people have got laughter confused with agreeing with the point of view of a joke or comedian. They're so in their heads that they have to run everything by their "belief" center before laughing...or to be more accurate, before they make a fake "ha ha" sound. Real laughter is involuntary and spontaneous. It takes a certain kind of comfort with yourself, your many faceted multi-dimensional self, to laugh at something that might not agree with all of your positions. As Bill says, "It's a joke, not a TED talk." But for some people everything is a statement, a position, a credo. I feel sorry for these mirthless folks. Laughter is a release of tension from hearing something said what you know but don't say. It helps clear the mind. And here's something radical: I think all true genuine laughter is good and healthy. No matter what the subject matter. It leaves the laugher more relaxed and more open to life. I've never heard anyone truly laugh at a mean-spirited joke. I've heard people make the "ha ha" sound to signal that they agree with a mean-spirited joke, but never true spontaneous genuine laughter, which, as has been shown scientifically, cannot be faked. Real laughter uses a combination of facial muscles that fake laughter does not. I'm glad Bill got some genuine laughs out of this generally in their head crowd. For me, that is one of the marks of a masterful comedian.
such an underrated comment. spot on.
That Schwarzenegger breakdown was some next level genius shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏
"This is a layup!"😂😂
This fucking guy's a legend!
Bill Burr is the best that there is at this point. Alongside greats as Jim Carrey, Steve Martin and Robin williams when they did stand up.
+ragnar ostero no need to place him in the "just white comedian" crowd my man, hes amazing... also if we were to make that list Carlin would be at the top.... lol
+ragnar ostero reading it now what i said comes off troll like... not trying to be a dick.
If Jim carrey wasn't a fucking anti-vaxxer, I'd probably agree. But since he is, fuck him. I can't even watch movies with him now
Except bill is funny. Uses his wit and story telling to make you laugh . The ppl you mention either just jump around like and idiot or make repetitive stupid noises . I would would put him with cheppel, Carlin , and Pryor
@@Perricilus are you serious
“gimme the rock i’m feeling it” lmfaoooo
"unloading trucks in Transylvania" good god 🤣🤣
Bill Burr looked like Vincent Van Gogh
trueee
So true 😂
True
he is so funny, but the audience seemed like they where force to laugh
"Unloading trucks in Transylvania should have been the peak of his career!" LOL Love the joke!
Great set