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I kind of wish I never heard of Bill Burr, he's so good I can't watch other comedians without being disappointed.
u should listen to his podcast. I used to listen to it like it was my religion
+Greg Shand I know what you mean... I love his raw honesty.... he says what 95% percent of men think...
+Evi1M4chine
Stanhopes just a drunk. He’s not even a has been because he never was. Carlin, Pryor, Murphy, Rock, Chappelle, Burr, Patrice - those are legends
+Neg Ative i like your list, sir
+Neg Ative + Louis CK, Steve Huges
"That dude was one of angriest I ever met" Considering Bill probably owns a mirror, I dread to think of how angry that dude was.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bill's not necessarily angry as much as I believe he's allergic to bullshit.
@@Moneyg73 and these aren’t rants, they’re “allergic fits” lol
"Gimme a pamphlet, tell me about your militia" is such an underrated line 😂
and it's so true now more than ever
I nearly died at that line. Admittedly thinking I could eat while watching Bill burr was my fault
Legitimately the only line of Bill Burr’s stand up I’ve ever laughed at. He’s obviously good at what he does but he’s just not for me.
The delivery is raucous af but there's a loaded subtlety to that line that rings true to this day
@@KnivingDispodia then I gotta ask what you're even doing here lol. This is some random standup bit of his from like 10 years ago...
Bill Burr with hair damn 😂
With his orange wig
Ronald Mcdonald looking head
@@nolove8419 😆😅😅🤣🤣
I seem him with hair a lot.
@@IsaacAbunu were?? 😒😒😒
I think Bill has huge guts for doing these bits for a mainly black audience. I think it also shows just how good his comedic skills are that he could make this work, killing it actually.
Mainly black?! that was ENTIRELY black. This is the key to his success, he's got universal appeal.
Derek Hartley thats my favorite term ever lol
Derek Hartley Hey . . . I saw one white lady in there LOL
He emulates what he says about comedy. If it isn't something that you can say in front of any audience then don't say it. And if you do say it, take responsibility for it. Don't wuss out and apologize for it. But make it funny. That is the point. We can find humor in anything.
yeah, Bill has gone out of his way to establish himself as a gutsy comic who can do "racial" material for black audiences. This was very much on purpose, the way he tells it. His fellow comics who were black would gripe about how much tougher black audiences are (this is true, it seems), and he took that up as a challenge. To be able to do material that almost no white comic would do, regardless of the audience. he's one of the most consistently funny guys out there. And when he does touch on race, it's always hilarious and true and never done for shock value. That's a VERY tough line to walk.....much respect for Bill.
I love how they cut to black folks laughing to let the tv audience know everythings ok :p
It's ok. You have our permission to laugh
he handled it really skillfully...don't need to say the word - just tell the story
people dont have to be told if something is okay to laugh at imo
In fact somehow so much funnier because he didn't say it - I mentally picture the dude starting to mouth the word and the camera cuts away
😂😂😂
The black delagation demands bill burr
Big facts. Bruh needs to go on a cook-out tour. Just show tf up and start talking shit.
"WHOSE FAHKIN RIBS ARE DEEZ?"
The white delegation absolutely refuses.
@@robshoup The black delegation offers Kevin Hart in exchange.
@@yagyujubei79 Dave Chappelle and you have a deal
The Chinese delegation chooses the wu tang clan
4:43 the way he hits the microphone against his chest to audibly simulate punches raining down is a GREAT touch while he’s cowering. Bill Burr isn’t just a great comedian, he’s a great performer, and it’s the little things like that that distinguish him from a standard stand up artist
And the swooshing sound he adds acting out NBA players taking out whole stands of fans
Josh wolf is another guy who does that kinda stuff a lot and it really does make the bits better
Agree 100%
the way Bill Burr reached down to grab the cup helped paint the picture
Should watch his Final Solution bit, adds in vocal sound effects and everything. 🤣
"I still have the liquid in my cup" LMAO
johnny718bravo bill burr always makes me smile his descriptiveness and way of telling the story is magnificent
johnny718bravo ha ha
johnny718bravo 😂💀👻 hahahahahaha
johnny718bravo can someone give link to the hockey game he's talking
James White where in the fuck did you hear hockey in this entire video.
"Kicking over his kitchen TV" the most underrated part of that joke
Omg I totally missed that
@@daywalker3735 Lol what does that part mean
@@James.k1373 I think the implication is it's low-class to have a tv in your kitchen
Not underrated at all, why you say that?
@@sealandland3959 because a lot of people didn't really get it
"Well they came up there" is so brilliantly timed
As a Detroiter I appreciate that the Malice at the Palace made it into the set of one of the greatest comedians ever
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I would say it’s one of the greatest moments in sports history
As a European I appreciate that you typed it out so I can look it up which makes u the greatest commentator ever
"COME ON UP HERE!"
Well they came up there.
I was rolling when he said that lmao
Southpaw FX "They" also got their asses beat by the fans in the stands, contrary to what Bill is saying here.
Alexander Hayward shut up no they didn’t
"Well I still have the liquid in my cup..."
they didnt get their asses beat they got drinks and popcorn thrown on them hahaha, ron artest was literally 180 turning to knock out a new person that would try to attack him
Bill Burr is freaking HILARIOUS...I've always loved his comedy!!!
danny Dts fucking idiot!!
Big Faze lol!!!!!!!
Bottom-line Truth Louis C.K. and George Carlin are pretty funny too.
loveinspired7. Cosbys the best
@@oiyabastard7275 hahah the rapist is the best? even without his 55 accusers and convictions he was basic as a stand up. great talent but he was no where near carlin, hicks, pryor (mooney) or Patrice
I feel Bill’s pain. This dude I was talking to back in high school did a nazi salute in the middle of a sea of black in the lunch room and I’m just there like “What’s is wrong with you?!”
It would have been more severe if he did that with you near him beside a synagogue
A sea of black🤣🤣🤣🤣 just by you saying that I can tell you were scared for real
"a sea of black" yeah i can see why you might have been talking to a dude like that in the first place.
Yeah I get you bro I mean it's ok to do it but in in the middle of a "sea of black" wtf is wrong with him right?
Black Sea 🌊 sounds exotic
"The most dangerous military tactic is having Bill Burr in your army"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
🤣 “Keep your enemies close to make sure that Bill Burr roasts them properly.”
Bill and Dave Chappelle can navigate through many different crowds. Same material. Bring up taboo topics and make you cry laughing.
Bill Burr was in some skits in Chappelles Show. You probably already knew that.
@@Gilbertr0711 "I'll have a Samuel JACKSON." "And then his wife threw her titties in my hand. It was weird, your honor."
I agree!!!!
@@Gilbertr0711 I didn't know that
Bill and Dave were and are good friends I believe, their old white guy voice is almost the same, I love it
god damn bill bur makes 5 minute sets like no one else
Please don’t blaspheme the Name of God. Peace!
@@RapidCycling07 No one wants to join your cult dude.
@@RapidCycling07 PEACE
@@RapidCycling07 you're god damn right.
“I throughly enjoyed watching out-of-shape civilians getting their shit kicked out of by professional athletes.” 😂😂😂
Absolutely love the fact that Bill's approach to racial comedy bits are more intelligent than having to mention he's married to a black woman every 2 seconds like Gary Owens does. It's sophomoric and hyperbolic, by announcing it - it just makes it way too easy, and in a sense pandering to a crowd instead of legitimately winning them over with thoughtful and situational comedy.
If you've ever seen The Two Faces of Eve that explains Gary Owens. He's like a little wanna be clone of Burr
To me Its always felt like Gary Owens is convinced he's a black man stuck in a white man's body and and is using his comedy to try to convince everyone else of this silliness...
@@Everath Is that the newest form of gender dysphoria ?
Right but…Gary is still funny irrespective - just his way of integrating race into his act…imho
@@sangredelic nooo
i can listen to Bill Burr Dave Chapelle and C.K same material over and over and still laugh like its the first time i heard it. they know how to control a room. bill can take a bad audience and turn them into fans. he did it before.
+Carlos Bernard the philadelphia incident. oh my jebus.
+Zapp Rogerstein How I first heard of him. That shit was legendary.
+Ttheway2 life Dave Chapelle is a washed up Has-been
Kyle SoSik according to which idiot who doesn't know anything about his career? you? has-beens don't sell out madison square garden ten nights in a row. most comics would kill to fill half that room once.
Zapp Rogerstein Shut the fuck up. I actually worked for Dave Chapelle booking him back in 2013 and he couldn't fill shit. Guy blew all his money on coke and when he did get booked, people boo'ed him because he was all coked out.
Back when he had hair lmao.
And a gut.
xrcrx ftfghjg id stook em
Wait this is THAT old?
@@KasbashPlays well this looks like 2005, so that's 13 years at least
He's probably Louie CK bald
Hardest part of my life is finding bill burr content I haven’t seen before
Good thing the MMP is a constant flow of Bill Burr content
Nobody: Bill: I like violence man
Ask your doctor if you're heart is healthy enough to watch Bill Burr. LOL
great comment !!
side effects include: laughing so hard you might crap your pants, milk might come out your nose, water spitting, can help with depression, if you have any of these side effects keep watching and keep laughing
Anirudh It's "your" ya fuckin idiot.
No shit I think I can make it through sex that's like what two minutes?!? I can't imagine listening to him for over 30 minutes I'd be lying on the floor!!!
Dude, no joke, my dad passed out twice when i was a kid watching Blue Collar Comedy Tour fart jokes.
Holy shit! I've never seen him look this young!
NeoSoldner Yeah in his early years he did black audiences pretty much only but his comedy routines/material was of a level beyond race that other black comics got jealous because he would make black people laugh without using the same recycled black stand up material most of them use and now since he is a..."Universal" comic a lot of black people don't fuck with him anymore.
he had hair
Big Daddy Creme Cheese when you talk about your sports knowledge, you get mad respect from everyone. Great Job!
Watch one of the Dave Chappelle skits
He looks young there too
Everything changed when he started sitting near people with a mob after them.
The first time a saw Burr was around 2005-6. After hearing his Harlem bits I thought, this guy handles race comedy better than anyone I’ve ever heard.
“The air getting thinner in Manhattan the higher the street numbers get...”
“Guy is angry because people make fun of his jack up sneakers…”
“White people may not realize it but we need lotion to…”
He earned all the success he has.
I've watched this clip dozens of times and still laugh. The thing with Bill Burr is that his brain is on a different level. Like watching his quick replies to unrehearsed talk show hosts or in interviews. Even his weekly podcasts are so random and goes off on the craziest tangents but you find yourself saying "You know, he's actually right." Such insane talent.
I've been watching this bit for 2 years. Still makes me laugh every time.
right? fucking priceless
Placebo_Jones him and stanhope say it like it is . They're killers.
fucking right! for some reason i always come back to this, such a great set..
Man that's a long time to watch one video
Jesus man, that's dedication! Did you at least stop to take a break every now and then? Are you still watching it to this day?
That's why Bill Burr is a comedy legend. He understands the craft so well that as a white guy, he pulls off a bit on the "N" word to a group of black people.
his wife is black so he probably runs it through her first
@@mikemillzy92 This was way before he got married lol.
He pulls it off because he is shitting on whites. That isn't genius or brave, is is pretty low hanging fruit. And I like the guy.
i love how ron artest punched the wrong dude
Sounds like you celebrate the N word, as if that's a right of passage.....
That second "Come on up here" cracks me up every time. Delivery so on point
Mr. "I'm not going to sit here with no medical degree listening to you with no medical degree." He's an absolute legend.
Man, Bill KILLED here
Damn right
It’s really impressive how he nailed this bit without saying the word in question
He killed because he was shitting on whites..... For a black audience.
TheWhiskeyCowboy so talking about a racist white guy is shitting on whites?
@@thewhiskeycowboy-officialNo, he killed it becuse was shitting on ignorant racist assholes; like you!
This guy is just simply the best. Amazing. No one else has been funny to me after watching all of his stand up. It's a serious issue I have here.
Jim Jefferies is legit too
Same boat. I've watched his specials and Conan interviews like 8 times.
EverythingEverywable haha same here! I watched them all again last night, watching his new special now
If you don't mind crossing some serious boundaries Doug Stanhope is incredible. Bill is second place to Doug in my book. But I'm really into comedy so second place is saying a hell of a lot.
I enjoy Doug, hes just not my style of comedy.
“well i still have the liquid in my cup so there’s no way i cou...”😂😂
The part at 1:30 "Dude, feel me out, first. Ask some questions" got me scream-laughing. I almost choked. xD
"The look over the shoulder" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love when Key & Peele do it, but it's about their wives!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MAN LMAOOOOOO
Yeah that part cracks me up all the time.
If I ever see someone do the "look over the shoulder because they're about to say something fucked up," I immediately just leave.
I like how he did this without actually saying.... the word in question.
Best avatar picture. Totally got me
+Norma Skundt Got me on my nice clear hd 27 inch monitor.
Like Eminem and Paul Wall's rap careers
Steve Bennett Class...and tact
Steve Bennett right. Louis CK on the other hand...
“Well, they went up there”...so good
This guy is therapeutic for America. I knew he was great on Dave Chappell.
Word. My introduction to him was seeing him in Chappelle's Show skits and I've been a fan ever since. If you wanna know who the best comics of the last 20 years are, just watch old Chappelle's Show episodes. That's how I found a lot of my favorite stand-up comics.
*Chappelle
This is how you know bill is one of the best, he can have white and black crowds dying
N Carey and his wife is black
He was also boys with Patrice O'neal, another brilliant comedian.
Brandon Yeah, in his latest podcast, he revealed that they're having a child. Congrats to both him and Nia.
NC Ren so many comedians have done the same, appeal to the entire audience. I agree though that's what makes them great. Richard Pryor Katt Williams Dave Chappelle Eddie Murphy CK Williams Gary Owens Bill Burr and so many more I consider greats
wait? theres a difference?
...Would you sign my stamp collection?!?!
mhks68 lmaooooo
The guy who threw popcorn on Russell Westbrook was probably saying “come on up here.” Well, he almost did.
Burr is textbook example of how comedy is about quality.
His wording, timing and acting is so perfect that he can get away with anything without looking like a tosser.
I recently saw Bill Burr live and that was one of the best nights of my lives
Adrian Lopez I just saw him in Nashville. it was awesome
Adrian Lopez are u a cat?
I once saw Bill Burr in Nashville as well. I actually ran into him at a bar and we talked about Terrell Owens. Good time.
haha...i see what you did there...
Awesome man! Reincarnation for the win.
He's either brave, or simply couldn't give a fuck.
I think it's the latter.
Hey John how are u.doing
I'm chilling, how about you?
I Am at work can't wait for it to be over
I hear my day didn't even start yet. And its not going to be over until like midnight.
We bout to move next weekend so we packing and get that house in order so can move so I.can't wait until that is over
This is the original black people reacting to Bill Burr video
“I throughly enjoyed watching out of shape civilians getting the shit kicked out them by professional athletes”😂
Bill Burr is special. He is a top 5 comedian hands down. I've never seen him do a bad stand up set. He doesn't have the commercial success others have, but IMO he is better than most of the top comics. Most comics amuse me at best. He entertains, and makes me really laugh.
this is really well delivered
Jake Friedman he's like the FedEx of comedy
he chose his content extremely well to compliment his crowd
lol
@@johnstrombowly824 complement*, but yes I agree
Bill Burr is a master of offensive comedy because his jokes are more funny than they are offensive
the 'hey can you sign my stamp collection...' lines delivery is absolutely incredible lmao, the way he moved his fist with the word was just so perfect
That's one of my favorite lines, too. I love the voice he uses!
@@jpsned"I think you're awesome!😃"
😂😂😂
@@KTKZon58 🤣
I need help. I've watched every Bill Burr video I could find over the past week.
Move on to Patrice Oneil. His best friend
More Cowbell going through that now
69th like bitchesss
More Cowbell same lol
More Cowbell me too lol
I was at that Pistons game and it was .....amazing.
Lol me to that shit was crazy
DannyWilliamH is that why you are holding your face in your picture hahaha
Melek Seyam yeh that comment stumped me also
Oscar Gillette nah I’m not buying it I think you are just special
Oscar Gillette as long as you figured it out lol
Burr is the king of taking one small thing and turning it into minutes of material. It's what makes him one of the greatest to ever do it.
Actually I'd say Jim Gaffigan is the king of that. Dude can do 30min just on bananas or whatever random thing.
all-time master. i love going back to see his old stuff and marvel at how he just came out of the gate swinging
Seriously, who dislikes this guys videos? The man is gold!!
my guess is lannisters.
people who hate comedy and laughing and feeling good
"Well, They came up there!" pffff i died!
He’s an utter genius. Tactful execution of a very precarious subject.
The “hot potato” analogy was the knockout punch for this bit. So true and fitting …
He won comedian of the year award last year
Yep, I had to look up the Detriot Pistons/Pacers brawl, and I agree, that was highly entertaining!
I was looking for the fan that still had the liquid in his cup.
This guy is brilliant. And it's more like education than comedy.
This dude simply knows how to relate to people. Its a gift 😀😀😀😀
Bill burr is one of the best. He's raw , I love it .
Yes that's the best comedy to me lol
Bill Burr is like if Doug Stanhope went to rehab, and really polished his act.
John Webb They are both insightful, but Stanhope has a nasty streak I don't think will ever go away. He's just a more damaged person, rehab or no.
WalterLiddy he won't clean up - his drinking is crazy now.
John Webb totally, but both are fucking fantastic
Bill Burr is an amazing comedian, but Stanhope is a genius.
Doug stanhope
“I like violence man” 😂 😂😂
😍
Bill is by far one of my favorite comedians. I can listen to him and Chapelle all day long.
Klan members high fiving in the background. 😂😂😂
im going straight to watch that detroit indiana brawl now, sounds good!
Bill is incredible and like all the greats Carlin,Pryor,Eddie,Chapelle there's always a lesson somewhere amongst the madness.
Bill Burr is just fantastic. I can watch his bits over and over and over again, and they never stop being funny. Fucking legend.
I was under the impression that Shaquille O'Neal was making 5 minute compilations of his favorite comedians.
I as well had hoped
I could watch his shows every day. He’s real and hilarious.
Bill burr just never ever fails to make me really laugh, just such amazing delivery what a guy
The idea of "sticking the landing" on the n word still fkin cracks me up
Bill Burr one of the greats in standup
I could stop laughing for a good while when he said, "dude what the he'll are you doing?!!"
I came right back here after the Sixers/knicks incident
I worked with a guy who says "this country started down hill when they let women vote"... I was like "whaaat?" He was "old school" like that. LOL he would always say "If I were in charge" then go off... Hilarious.
Best comedian by far
One of my go-to standup clips here. Never gets old.
One of his best performances. I remember watching it on tv YEARRS ago. Love this dude.
I bust the f*** out laughing at “I still have the liquor in my cup” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If Bill Burr, Louis CK, George Carlin, and Bill Hicks had a baby, I would be a pretty happy dude.
a gay dude
Kyle Aye I guess that was a fairly gay comment of mine, God's sure to strike me down any moment.
I'll pray for you nigga.
Huh? Why?
Your comment makes no sense, whatsoever; I would worry.
"The n-word was coming" ***shows 2 black women laughing
... it was a joke, that's why 🤨
Out of shape civilians 🤣🤣
Beating up whole rows of people at once! Classic!
Well I still have the liquid in my cup soo. 'POW POW... POW POW POW....' aaahahahahaha
Why do people rank comedians and then get butthurt over others disagreeing? Comedy is subjective, humor is subjective, it's all subjective, the topic. You can discuss things like timing or how they deal with hecklers or how polished their act is, of course. But at the technically professional level, ranking comedians is stupid.
You're subjective!!!
And right of course lol.
because people suck and they're idiots.
Lol it's easy : I have an opinion. I thought about it. I've collected facts (or something like that). So I'm sure I'm right. But then someone has a different opinion. So if my opinion is right - someone else is wrong.
imhellag the rankings are based on subjective opinions
If Amy Schumer got the No 1 spot would you respect that opinion?
Bills voices are hilarious. I can't think of many comedians whos tone of their characters voices alone are as funny as Bills. I love this bit.
I want to be able to “Like” Bill Burr’s video’s more than once. I feel it’s appropriate.
I would listen to a whole hour-long special of Burr talking SOLELY about the Pistons/Pacers brawl, and it would be one of my favorite specials of all time.
Bill Burr has to be number one. Maybe Louis Ck or Kevin Hart next depending the type of comedy you like.
+Ra'Shawn Booker - I was thinking the same.
+Ra'Shawn Booker You probably shouldn't mention Hart in the same sentence as Burr and CK.
+Ra'Shawn Booker Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan are up there
+Ra'Shawn Booker Only #2 is available, #1 is Carlin dude.
+diego04CR agreed
Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle are the only comedians that can really make me laugh.
Excellence what about Chris rock?
GLOWBOYS he's good but let's be real he's not Those two guys level.
How many are here from the malice in the Palace Netflix show, 😆 🤣
Damn, that was soo funny.
Dude is a genius! Him and Patrice. Two of the most underrated comics ever.
not underrated. everyone know how great they are/were.
"come on up here, no come on up here"
"...well they came up there"
This line delivery kills me looool
This is one of the best comedy bits of all time! Bill Burr is one of the greatest, and he’s still early in his career! ❤️❤️❤️❤️